KNOB OF THE WEEK.
In Darts there are many miserable cunts, from the sour faced hun of Daryl Gurney, to the hypochondriac that is Mervyn King, the Dutch being the specialists in this field with the likes of Vincent van der Voort and many others, but Gurney only looks miserable, King at least tries to not hog the limelight, and big Vinnie is very outspoken and to his credit calls it like it is, but no one, and I do mean no one is more miserable than Barney. He is not only miserable, but has an over inflated ego, moans about everything, and claims he lost the passion for the game, week after claims he found it, a week later lost it again, threatened to retire for years, when he finally did, he had to come back.
Here is a guy who never had a passion for the game, and was and is only ever interested in the financial side, and that is fine, and can completely understand that, but lets not kid ourselves, since his wife left him, no doubt taking a sizeable chunk of his career earnings he had no option but to return to the game he clearly hates in order to earn coin to keep the new gold digging wife happy and secondly to feed his ego.
Many people forget that Barney's initial intention was to retire, milk the exbo circuit with Phil Taylor, but covid saw put to that leaving him short of coin, new wife in tow, and an inflated ego to boost. Hence his return, along with a completely ridiculous hair transplant.
Why has got such an inflated ego ? Because for years he was told he was a 5 time world champion by the likes of Mardle and inbred simpleminded bdo fans, that he has actually believed it. He genuinely believes slapping the parasitic Adams, Chris Mason, John Burton Colin Monk, Mike Veitch, Sean Palfrey, Steve Duke and Richie Davies around the oche in Bob Potter's run down hotel constitutes being a World champion.
No one can take away the greatest moment ever for me concerning Barney - that is right, the day he retired. The next best moment was when he won a superb world championship, his first and only. He followed that up with a UK Open only a couple of months later, and week or so later in 2007 won the Desert Classic. Then came his speech in Las Vegas, where his accepted Taylor was the best, and crawled into Taylor's pocket and never came out.
He has not won a single ranking televised event since........that is 17 fucking years, and still today we have cunts like Mardle, Dawson etc kiss the sweaty hole of this ego maniacal miserable fuckwit. He spent well over a decade getting undeserved and unwarranted invites to the Premier League and World Series events, the PDC website and social media accounts hype his games as if he was still a top 8 player in the world al the while looking dour and miserable and depressing the fuck out of viewers. This prick is so far up his own hole I am surprised cannot see the back of his own teeth.
Sadly this week he managed to win a comp, and a ranking one at that, and besides it not being televised, and had multiple players missing including the current World Champion Luke Humphries, the same Humphries who won more ranking TV titles in 6 months than Barney did in his entire PDC career, the PDC made out this non televised players championships was something special and they hyped Barney whilst ignoring the fact that countless jobbers have won PDC ranking floor titles in the past like Felix McBrearty, Harry Ward, Barrie Bates, Steve Farmer, Alan Norris, Alex Roy, Co Stompe,Alan Tabern, Max Hopp, Danny Jansen, Denis Ovens, Josh Payne, Darren Webster, Joe Murnan, Paul Nicholson, Wayne Mardle & Jamie Cave-in.
Then to top it off this week, to show exactly the sort of ego this entitled prick has, whilst on "Sportnieuws.nl." he was discussing Luke Littler, seeing as the little obese chav is all the rage in darts at the moment and the sweaty head shaking ex postman cried how "The other day I walked up to him to shake his hand. Then he took out his earplug for a moment and only said the most necessary thing."
Did Barney expect the kid to genuflect in front of him ? Maybe ask for an autograph ? Barney then doubled down and said of Littler winning the Euro Tour.
I sent a text message: congratulations with Wieze. And then nothing. Fine. Then I'm also a bit done with it. The next time I get asked if I want to do something for him, I'll pass."
"I understand that you get thousands text messages but of course I'm not just anyone. If I've been your inspiration for years, I also expect a text message back." Barney ended with the comment "Dude's on his phone all day, fuck off.".
A grown man crying because a young kid won't acknowledge him or give him some sort of validation. How pathetic is that ? To spout "I'm just not anyone" shows you the delusions of grandeur this prick has.
THE PDC NON RANKING GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL ROADSHOW
As I said weeks ago I am bored of is, and did not watch it as I went out on Thursday night, and saw the highlights on PDC youtube which took little time as I started fast forwarding from the very first match when that bloated Englishman dressed like a clown who became Scottish overnight when it suited his cause turned up in green wearing shamrocks like a attention whore. Game 2 was even worse when Stutters Aspinall and Rob Cross were both wearing green. This is the same Cross who spouted once when he was left out of the Premier League he would not play in it again if he was asked, not only was he lying and could not accept an invite quick enough, he is another who is quite happy to kiss Twat Porters hole and he is even bandying to the fans with the colours for the cities. Match 3 both had players wearing green, but Hunchback gets a bye cos he wore his usual green, but Vermin Price as usual tried to placate the Jackeens in the crowd. Match 4 even saw Andy Fordham MkII Bellyboy wearing tricolour shirt.
The only thing I took from the highlights was how it was the 3rd time Bellyboy beat Littler this year in the PL.
WINMAU MUNTER AND TRANNY SERIES
This comp made up mostly of grotesque munters, mentally ill men in drag, cake swallowers, minge munchers, and alcos takes place this weekend. I wonder how many of those biological women who spoke out about biological men playing in their events,will refuse to play if drawn against someone like Noah, or Victor or whatever bloke in a dress rocks up trying to pretend he is a woman ? I guess it will be Zero
THE WDF
I have always said this collection of hypocrites, morons, and useless and vindictive cunts are nothing more than the BDO with a name change and a lick of paint.This is the organisation, that banned former Women's World Champion Anastasia Dobromyslova from their events based solely on her nationality which was against the rules of the IOC, The WDF simply ignored the IOC even though Ana not only is living and married with kids in the UK, but she holds a British passport, I bet if she was black or trans the WDF would not discriminate then as they would shit themselves for of pc backlash.
The WDF "pretended" to be pro Ukraine, whilst discriminating against innocent Russians because we are to believe Russia is evil. The last WDF event the International Youth Challenge which took place in Vienna Austria last weekend was sponsored by...wait for it...Lukoil, a Russian Energy Corporation, that has strong ties to the Kremlin, since their last chairman who had criticized the war in Ukraine mysteriously "died" outside his hospital window the same day Putin had visited the hospital....imagine that. Also Lukoil were being investigated by the Ukrainian Security Service for financing separatists in Donbas.Seems its okay for the WDF to engage with them whilst systematically denying Anastasia her right to compete.
In Darts there are many miserable cunts, from the sour faced hun of Daryl Gurney, to the hypochondriac that is Mervyn King, the Dutch being the specialists in this field with the likes of Vincent van der Voort and many others, but Gurney only looks miserable, King at least tries to not hog the limelight, and big Vinnie is very outspoken and to his credit calls it like it is, but no one, and I do mean no one is more miserable than Barney. He is not only miserable, but has an over inflated ego, moans about everything, and claims he lost the passion for the game, week after claims he found it, a week later lost it again, threatened to retire for years, when he finally did, he had to come back.
Here is a guy who never had a passion for the game, and was and is only ever interested in the financial side, and that is fine, and can completely understand that, but lets not kid ourselves, since his wife left him, no doubt taking a sizeable chunk of his career earnings he had no option but to return to the game he clearly hates in order to earn coin to keep the new gold digging wife happy and secondly to feed his ego.
Many people forget that Barney's initial intention was to retire, milk the exbo circuit with Phil Taylor, but covid saw put to that leaving him short of coin, new wife in tow, and an inflated ego to boost. Hence his return, along with a completely ridiculous hair transplant.
Why has got such an inflated ego ? Because for years he was told he was a 5 time world champion by the likes of Mardle and inbred simpleminded bdo fans, that he has actually believed it. He genuinely believes slapping the parasitic Adams, Chris Mason, John Burton Colin Monk, Mike Veitch, Sean Palfrey, Steve Duke and Richie Davies around the oche in Bob Potter's run down hotel constitutes being a World champion.
No one can take away the greatest moment ever for me concerning Barney - that is right, the day he retired. The next best moment was when he won a superb world championship, his first and only. He followed that up with a UK Open only a couple of months later, and week or so later in 2007 won the Desert Classic. Then came his speech in Las Vegas, where his accepted Taylor was the best, and crawled into Taylor's pocket and never came out.
He has not won a single ranking televised event since........that is 17 fucking years, and still today we have cunts like Mardle, Dawson etc kiss the sweaty hole of this ego maniacal miserable fuckwit. He spent well over a decade getting undeserved and unwarranted invites to the Premier League and World Series events, the PDC website and social media accounts hype his games as if he was still a top 8 player in the world al the while looking dour and miserable and depressing the fuck out of viewers. This prick is so far up his own hole I am surprised cannot see the back of his own teeth.
Sadly this week he managed to win a comp, and a ranking one at that, and besides it not being televised, and had multiple players missing including the current World Champion Luke Humphries, the same Humphries who won more ranking TV titles in 6 months than Barney did in his entire PDC career, the PDC made out this non televised players championships was something special and they hyped Barney whilst ignoring the fact that countless jobbers have won PDC ranking floor titles in the past like Felix McBrearty, Harry Ward, Barrie Bates, Steve Farmer, Alan Norris, Alex Roy, Co Stompe,Alan Tabern, Max Hopp, Danny Jansen, Denis Ovens, Josh Payne, Darren Webster, Joe Murnan, Paul Nicholson, Wayne Mardle & Jamie Cave-in.
Then to top it off this week, to show exactly the sort of ego this entitled prick has, whilst on "Sportnieuws.nl." he was discussing Luke Littler, seeing as the little obese chav is all the rage in darts at the moment and the sweaty head shaking ex postman cried how "The other day I walked up to him to shake his hand. Then he took out his earplug for a moment and only said the most necessary thing."
Did Barney expect the kid to genuflect in front of him ? Maybe ask for an autograph ? Barney then doubled down and said of Littler winning the Euro Tour.
I sent a text message: congratulations with Wieze. And then nothing. Fine. Then I'm also a bit done with it. The next time I get asked if I want to do something for him, I'll pass."
"I understand that you get thousands text messages but of course I'm not just anyone. If I've been your inspiration for years, I also expect a text message back." Barney ended with the comment "Dude's on his phone all day, fuck off.".
A grown man crying because a young kid won't acknowledge him or give him some sort of validation. How pathetic is that ? To spout "I'm just not anyone" shows you the delusions of grandeur this prick has.
THE PDC NON RANKING GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL ROADSHOW
As I said weeks ago I am bored of is, and did not watch it as I went out on Thursday night, and saw the highlights on PDC youtube which took little time as I started fast forwarding from the very first match when that bloated Englishman dressed like a clown who became Scottish overnight when it suited his cause turned up in green wearing shamrocks like a attention whore. Game 2 was even worse when Stutters Aspinall and Rob Cross were both wearing green. This is the same Cross who spouted once when he was left out of the Premier League he would not play in it again if he was asked, not only was he lying and could not accept an invite quick enough, he is another who is quite happy to kiss Twat Porters hole and he is even bandying to the fans with the colours for the cities. Match 3 both had players wearing green, but Hunchback gets a bye cos he wore his usual green, but Vermin Price as usual tried to placate the Jackeens in the crowd. Match 4 even saw Andy Fordham MkII Bellyboy wearing tricolour shirt.
The only thing I took from the highlights was how it was the 3rd time Bellyboy beat Littler this year in the PL.
WINMAU MUNTER AND TRANNY SERIES
This comp made up mostly of grotesque munters, mentally ill men in drag, cake swallowers, minge munchers, and alcos takes place this weekend. I wonder how many of those biological women who spoke out about biological men playing in their events,will refuse to play if drawn against someone like Noah, or Victor or whatever bloke in a dress rocks up trying to pretend he is a woman ? I guess it will be Zero
THE WDF
I have always said this collection of hypocrites, morons, and useless and vindictive cunts are nothing more than the BDO with a name change and a lick of paint.This is the organisation, that banned former Women's World Champion Anastasia Dobromyslova from their events based solely on her nationality which was against the rules of the IOC, The WDF simply ignored the IOC even though Ana not only is living and married with kids in the UK, but she holds a British passport, I bet if she was black or trans the WDF would not discriminate then as they would shit themselves for of pc backlash.
The WDF "pretended" to be pro Ukraine, whilst discriminating against innocent Russians because we are to believe Russia is evil. The last WDF event the International Youth Challenge which took place in Vienna Austria last weekend was sponsored by...wait for it...Lukoil, a Russian Energy Corporation, that has strong ties to the Kremlin, since their last chairman who had criticized the war in Ukraine mysteriously "died" outside his hospital window the same day Putin had visited the hospital....imagine that. Also Lukoil were being investigated by the Ukrainian Security Service for financing separatists in Donbas.Seems its okay for the WDF to engage with them whilst systematically denying Anastasia her right to compete.
Try email the WDF for a comment and see what happens.
No proper darts this weekend only munter shit, no proper premier league football this weekend only munter shit, looks like the pub will be busier.
Lastly....Mike Huntley,a welsh jobber appeared last week in Modus. No one really expected much from him except this mentally deranged spastic who decided to reply to a 18 month old tweet crying because the degenerate gambler lost money on Huntley
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