THE GRAND SLAM OF DARTS
I thought last week the comms were the worst ever in the PDC, I was wrong it was even worse this week.Remember when that ignorant and stupid cunt Stuart Pyke told us how Ross Smith would never play that well again in his career ? Fast forward just not even 2 weeks and here is Smudger playing even better as he beat MvG and hit 9 maximums in 9 legs. Add in that precious prick who like Bellyboy has a trophy cabinet as barren as Bellyboy's and it got even more nauseating, then we had Rod Stubb who spent every second of the Barney games rimming that useless fat diabetic head shaking postman. They somehow forgot to mention that when the sweaty head shaking prick reached the quarter final it was only his first ranking quarter final on tv in four years, guess that would not fit in with the biased ass kissing agenda.
Then there was Hector Cake, Damon Heta, who went out first round in the Matchplay, Grand Prix and European championships, and now the Grand Slam, so much for all the hype the comms give him. Chizzy was as consistent as ever when he missed match darts against Price for 5-3 and true to form found a way to choke as usual. Black Andy Hamilton Leonard Gates blew a 4-1 where his choking also involved miscounts. The worst choke was the German spacehopper Martin Schindler who led rob Cross 4-2 and after he missed match darts his hole completely fell out and spent the next couple of legs resigned to defeat, it was a disgrace they way he just conceded.
I thought Alan Soutar blew it against Welsh Wes Newton, the boring Jonny Clayton, needing 25 for the match he blew it and had 2 visits at the 25 and did not even get a shot at a double in the 2 visits, but thankfully he held for the win.
MvG and Josh Rock played out a brilliant game, but laughed when the little orange fucker hit a 9 darter and hurt his leg jumping inches in the air, Toon Greebe had healthier legs and he had them amputated. It reminded me of that other prick Kirk Shepherd years back in the worlds who also fucked himself up celebrating.
Bellyboy was on twitter showing off his racehorse, and I swear to all that is fucking holy, his head was wider than his horses head. I have seen better looking pikey horses that were starving and mistreated. When that horse gets hyped, fails to win over and over and becomes a burden it will be shot, maybe the same should happen to the owner.
I did not watch the darts last night, we had a night out fuck that listening to Rod Studd sucking up to a head shaking diabetic postman, but i can guarantee you I bet the cunt Studd made no reference to things like how its 15 years and 4 months since the miserable dutch prick last won a ranking PC tv title. I bet that little nugget of truth was left out,
Another thing that annoys me is when comms rabbit on about a player who is a future world champion, we were told this over and over about Josh Rock, but lets not forget the same was said about James Hubbard and around 35 other players since, we got it with Corey Cadby, Dimitri, Aspinall, and literally dozens of others, and thats not counting players like Price, MvG, Wright etc,
Mardle thinks Rock will win a few, Bellyboy thinks he will win 4, MvG thinks he has plenty more etc. Unless there is 200 world titles in the next ten years to play for, a shit load of players are going to miss out. How many world titles per year do comms think there are per year ?
PROMOS
I love to know who is the guy that makes the promos for Sky and the PDC during the Grand slam of Darts, he has some great sense of humour. Remember 2 years ago we got a promo for Ian Shite and the text read how White "thrives under pressure", even back then I was saying someone is taking the piss. There has to be some in-joke in that production office, as this year we got a promo for Chizzy which said he was "Full of Focus" and Full of Swagger", who the fuck are the kidding, has to be another in joke, then we got a promo for Smudger which said " Made of Steel" and "Forged in flames", what the fuck are they smoking ?
The MvG promo was no better, we were told how he "continues to dominate", they must have forgot the year plus he went without a tv title, how he dropped to #3 in the world , and lost in the European championships, got beaten by Smudger, but again, when did the truth even matter in the PDC when they are in the process of trying to brainwash people who will believe any old shit they are told without question.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
The Human Pickaxe who threw utter muck as usual this week was quick to take to the media with her victim persecution complex how the other munters seem to "hate" her. She got preferential treatment over and over, which she gladly accepted and did so for her own brand, understandable, but we hear what she has done for Munter darts. What has she done besides promote her own brand ? Ashton who history will remember more as a vastly superior player who won multiple world titles and won a tourcard, 2 things pinocchio has failed to do, has never got that type of hype or preferential treatment. The human pick axe has snubbed the other munters when she refused to take part in the WDF munters championships. She has a smug attitude, not once ever spoke about how the crowd booed the fuck out of her opponents at Ally Pally, as if somehow that played zero part in things, she is a self centred cunt who now acts like somehow she is a victim
The experiment is over, even the most stupid of dart fans see things for what they are, and can see she is not by any means the "best female player in the world" as comms have told us. But this quote takes the biscuit where it says she is "targeting a full-time place on the PDC tour"
....correct me if am wrong, but was that not what she was doing 4
separate times when she entered Q-school and failed miserably every
single time ? How else will she get on the tour without a tour
card.......oh wait, this is the PDC under Twat porter where it is all
about favoritism and preferential treatment, maybe some new rule will be
invented where somehow magically as winner of the Munter Matchplay
will get a free card in some attention seeking virtue signally move, it
would not surprise me.
Or maybe she could do the challenge tour like
the other munter's and get a card that way...oh wait, she snubbed that
too just like the WDF munter series, is it any wonder if other munter's
are fed up with her shit.
I am still not convinced she wont be
shoehorned in to Ally Pally though, with just around 2 weeks to go there
is still no mention of where the last spot in Ally Pally is going. Even
if she is chosen or not it is ridiculous the PDC have not announced the
final spot yet.
As I said earlier some people are so retarded ,
incapable of independent thought and conditioned how to think are so
brainwashed you get people like this mental defect.
Never , ever under estimate the stupidity of so fans.
Meanwhile in modus an average in the 60s can still be enough to hammer your opponent in a game
On a so called "Darts Forum" a thread about this blog was more busy and had more posts and views that any thread on their forum, the admin got upset and removed the thread, when mentioned how busy it was.
Its a good job I do not get to some people.
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