KNOB OF THE WEEK
My veritable panoply of erudite circumspection of the state of darts is somewhat limited this week owing to the deprivation of what constitutes worthy news, as what was posted under the illusion of journalism took a standard what was already lower than ambergris...that's whale shit to those unaware, to even lower standards, and such was the barren week I meandered in my downtime towards diverting my attention a number of sessions of Modus.
Regardless, there was a couple games in the sessions I saw which were pretty great, along with with some pub standard shit.
For those who intend on watching a session I would recommend waiting til it is on an hour and a half so you can fast forward all the filler, nonsense, etc, and most of all the commentary which is the absolute worst I ever had the misfortune to hear.
Its no secret Paul Nicholson is a fucking mongo, a mentally and physically stunted prepubescent child, but even I had to watch in fucking awe at how deplorable his co commentator Henry Deacon is. I swear on all that's fucking holy, he is sheer torture and as entertaining as cot death.
To give you an idea of this wet chinned defective cunt, think of an even more effeminate version of Barbara the Twink Van den Bergh, chuck in an imbalance of chromosomes, the hyperactivity of an ADHD child on ritalin, and finished off with a speech impediment and you get this cruel joke of nature. All he was short was a wheelchair, a bra and a tin of black shoe polish and he could have ticked every box on a woke list.
What is it with poo pushers and cock swallowers with speech impediments being given a microphone. He would look more at home with a dildo in his hairy palm. He made Chris Murphy seem like the ultimate professional.
Modus obviously used twitter to highlight how fellow mick Conor Heneghan on Thursday averaged 115.72 in a game, and 107.52 in another game which included him hitting a 9 darter. The failed to mention how the same Conor averaged in the 70s in his first game where he lost and was lucky to win his 4th game after surviving multiple match darts in another shit encounter.
Its this lack of consistency is why he don't have a tour card. Lets be honest, averages over 100 are a lot lot rarer than averages in the 70s.
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As for the shit passing as darts news this week we got one story how Gary Anderson said he is not playing well. How is stating the fucking obvious news ?
Bellyboy said he is looking for his A-game, really ? There was the fans thinking he wanted to play shit.
Jonny Clayton said there are no easy games.
James Wade said he would like to win the world Series, as if all the others in the comp don't.
What next ? A player who wins a game claiming he is happy he won ? I get there is only so much you can say, and god forbid you say anything confrontational otherwise the DRA Nazi party will be all over you, but these saps calling themselves journalists need to take a good look at themselves, they are nothing more than sycophant obsessed fanboys.
I only watched the first match and fucked off for a few pints, was in no mind to watch Pinocchio the human pick axe hogging the prime time slot against a clown as comms rimmed the hole of her with nonsense about glass ceilings. No one with a modicum of intelligence ever bought that shit to begin with and even the simpletons are starting to realize how much bullshit it is. Don't even get me started on the outright blatant bullshit of the anteater being the "best female player in the world". At least i will be spared that shit tomorrow evening.
