I was very close to awarding Knob of the week to myself for a number of reasons.
Reason #1. For slating the PDC munters Matchplay based on a tweet from a parody account that I knew existed and through complete laziness failed to check.Not that the point of my argument was any different as the points made are still valid and apply.
Reason #2. For not being a fat cunt, seemingly I am not your typical darts fan, I don't have more than one chin, don't look 8 months pregnant, I have far more than 5 teeth, and don't wear tracksuits, polo shirts or wear gold. Nothing sadder than a grown man wearing a football jersey, or an illiterate cunt wearing a gold college ring when they barely finished primary school.
Reason #3. For having the audacity to question everything, having the temerity to not just accept everything I am told, and of course not sucking up to players like they are Gods or they came back from the Pluto with the cure for cancer. I will not be some PDC fanboy.
Instead I will give Knob of the Week to someone who possesses as many chins as Bellyboy, someone as common as a cold, and a fat cunt who believes they are above rebuke. Roll forward Peppa Pig.
Lets start with the now deleted tweets The Belgian Orphan posted
Remember when sulky Ando and Krusty had issues with each other a couple of years ago ? That too was caused by the fat cow starting on Ando's then girlfriend, which culminated with the players being hauled into the situation.Guess the DRA Nazi Party will use any excuse to fine players. Seems free speech is another thing the PDC have an issue with.The hash tag Kim used had me wondering , not the #highinthesky or the #noclass which were very evident but the #direct messages from royalty. Was he referring to th PDC or did Peppa Pig threaten to report him to the DRA who would be all over it anyway the greedy cunts.
Kim tweeted again, and soon after deleted that too.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS & PREMIER LEAGUE
SATURDAY
- The event was won by Cullen, who beat Heta in the final, Heta had
multiple ton plus averages.On both days the seeds took hammerings in
round one. I did not get to watch much of this unfortunately.
SUNDAY -
Bellyboy went out early as did "people fear me" MvG., As for Glen Durrant, I read he made it a
dozen consecutive first round defeats in players championships which I
believe is a new record.
All four quarter finals finished 6-5 - The averages were 108, 104, 103, 102, 102, 99, 99 and 98.
Price had played the least number of legs, yet he hit 22 maximums by the end f the quarters, and had a comp average of over 105.
Price averaged over 102, hit 5 more maximums, but lost to Cullen who averaged 8 points less.
In
the other semi Barbara the twink beat the plodding Pole Ratajski 7-4.
Cullen won the final and joined a select club of back to back player
champ winners in a weekend. He is the 13th player to win on consecutive
days.
The 105 plus averages piled up, and not a sound from mushroom complaining about toy boards now, what a shock.
I
must admit with the new format, this years Premier League so far has
been brilliant, and this weeks was no different. The main news was the
continuation of Vermin's great form, and his 2 x 9darters, and the
overall standard being of an excellent standard. All the people who
cried about Unicorn boards, cried about the PDC and toy boards were
silent.There is nothing better when every complaint the mushrooms make
comes back to slap them in the face. Yet as good as Price was, he could
have easily lost the final against Wade who missed crucial doubles that
could have won him the nights action. I did enjoy MVG losing again with a
105 plus average, and lovely to see Andy Fordham mkII losing first
round yet again.
The PDC left out the current European champion and
former World champion Rob Cross for this useless over rated choking cunt
with the backbone of a jellyfish. Since he jobbed in another final at
Ally Pally and turned to the wall and sobbed he has played 8 days and
lost each day. 5 of the 8 were first round exits, and when he did get
past the first round he lost to players like Edhouse and Jansen, but he
claims he "deserves" to be in every Premier League.
WDF UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY FIASCO
2 weeks ago I wrote how these morons had sold only 14% of tickets to this event which starts in about 6 weeks. In those 2 weeks sales went from 14% to ...wait for it...15%. One single per cent in 2 weeks, at this rate the fools should reach 18% when it starts.
Then I saw the new excuse being rolled out. First we had the cancellation
last December citing "covid" as the reason, as if the appalling ticket
sales had nothing to do with the decision. The newest one so far is the
lack of advertising. How the WDF need to advertise more. As shit as the
line up is, as useless as the players are, it was common sense this
should be advertised since the start, and the WDF failing to do so only
showed why these people are absolute idiots. However even if they had
done what should have been mandatory, I doubt it would have made a
difference.
All dart fans who read this blog, read forums, use
twitter know this event is happening, it is no secret, yet how many of
these dart fans bought tickets ? The reality is the product is shit, the
players are unknowns throwing shit, in a pitiful comp run by imbeciles.
People know this is on and have no desire to purchase tickets and doubt
had they advertised this properly from day one it would have made any
difference.
No idea what is happening in this shit, but to mention I see multiple forums have all renamed their modus threads to Modus Muck guess they must read here too.
SO CALLED JOURNALISTS
Take a look at this video below where the mountain of shit wrapped in skin Hippo Barrs interviews the cumsponge Matt Porter.Only fitting it is from Valentines day with the ass kissing involved between the two. VIDEO HERE
Porter speaks well, comes across decent, if he were not such a pretentious cunt involved in creating sexist events in a unisex tour and lying trough his teeth.
What struck me were 2 things, his admission only the top 4 were assured spots, something we all were told previous and how he says we as in the PDC do not use the term Major, as if all tv "premier events" have some sort of equal status, and that would explain why Cullen's non ranking Masters trumps a ranking European champs because it was the most recent of the two events.
By that same logic Cross still won a "Premier event" and was left out and Bellyboy who was neither in the top 4 nor won a "premier event " was in. Explain that then ! On what criteria did the obese entitled cunt Bellyboy get in then ?
Porter will sit there and contradict himself, on multiple issue and hippo Barrs just nods like a spastic just happy to be there rimming him.Then he says after Pinocchio is brought up that it was never a question after she failed to win a tour card as "we don't have non tour card holders in the Premier League"....really ? so when Pinocchio without a tour card played during the 2020 Premier league, did we just imagine that, or was that a figment of my imagination ? yet again the Hippo just giggled like a cunt and accepted this blatant lie and did not bring it up.
Porter then claimed he felt so sorry for Pinocchio and how she got too much attention.....no shit.....most of it came from ye cunts in the PDC. Zero self awareness from this cunt, did hippo bring this to his attention ? Of course not, he might not get another interview to suck up.
The fat cunt then told Porter that Pinocchio was unlucky in q-school and "up there with the very best".......yes finishing around 93th is really unlucky....get ta fuck you stupid cunt, even Porter was smiling at how retarded the claim was. In fact there was 184 players in both Q-schools that did better than her....184. and that fat cunt saying she was "up there with the best"
Hippo then spoke about the former WDF players that won tour cards, being allowed back to play at Lakeshite, and Porter said it would be churlish not to allow them as they qualified. how come Hippo did not ask him why Burnett and Burness who qualified for the seniors world title were not allowed enter that event, did they not qualify prior to q-school ?, why was the same gesture not afforded to them ?
Has there ever been more of a suck up cunt afraid to ask the most basic questions than this obese gomey prick who considers himself a journalist, a title he just gave to himself on a whim.
Lastly on the topic of shit passing itself off as journalism. An article about Wade and the many who hit 9 darters against him,HERE
The so called journalist failed to mention that James Wade is the only player to ever hit a standard 9 darter and a double in 9 darter on television. I guess that did not suit their narrative. They left out the first ever televised 9 darter on free to air TV was Wade on ITV in the slam against Ando...guess that did not suit their narrative either.
Then there is this statement published as a fact " In the 67 perfect legs that have been thrown on TV, Wade has been on the podium 11 times"
Putting aside wikipedia only counts 66 televised 9 darters, this idea he was on the podium 11 times is wrong. Seeing as there were 2 nine darters in a game with Taylor, and 2 in his game with Thornton, that is 2 "podium" visits not 4 so the total was 9 not 11. you would think a cunt calling himself a journalist would understand this most basic thing.
I wonder does it bother them, that I, an opinionated cunt who is not a journalist highlights their obvious flaws, and lies ? I think so, because whenever I mention a player, a so called journalist or an organisaion I am promptly banned by them on twitter. The most recent to block me were the WSDT, because I awarded them Knob of the week a fortnight ago for hiring Battersby, cos blocking me will somehow negate the fact they fucked up....go figure.
