KNOB OF THE WEEK
All the mushrooms who would spout the nonsense how the bdo entrants made this comp what it was, and its true, this comp has been shit for many years thanks to those useless cunts stinking up events, like Wayne Warren the "world pro" champion turning up playing shit and losing every match, even to PDC qualifiers like Ryan Harrington.
One retarded cunt on a forum in his blind defense to come to the rescue of the bdo proceeded to rattle of name of PDC players that have taken part over the years who he tried to belittle, and among those were people like Wayne Jones.
But as usual your average mushroom is the thickest cunt on the planet, and to prove this, here is a fact that shuts them up quickly.
In the entire history of the Grand Slam of Darts 52 different players have represented the bdo in the competition, here is the list :
Larry Butler
Jelle Klaasen
Shaun Greatbatch
Phill Nixon
Mervyn King
Niels de Ruiter
Michael van Gerwen
Mervyn King
Mark Webster
Simon Whitlock
Brian Woods
Robert Thornton
Darryl Fitton
Ted Hankey
Tony O'Shea
Dave Chisnall
Anastasia Dobromyslova
Francis Hoenselaar
Scott Waites
Martin Phillips
Dean Winstanley
Jan Dekker
Christian Kist
Wesley Harms
Richie George
Stephen Bunting
Alan Norris
Gary Anderson
Robbie Green
Scott Mitchell
Martin Adams
Geert de Vos
Jeff Smith
Glen Durrant
Peter Machin
Danny Noppert
Mark MGeeney
Adam Smith Neale
Michael Unterbuchner
Gary Robson
Richard Veenstra
Dean Winstanley
Wayne Warren
Dave Parletti
Lisa Ashton
Mikuru Suzuki
Jamie Hughes
Ross Montgomery
Cameron Menzies
Andy Fordham
Michel van der Horst
Mark Oosterhuis
Jim Williams
Of those 52, only ONE SINGLE PLAYER has ever got further in the Grand slam than Wayne Jones who is a former semi finalist. That player was Scott Waites. What your average inbred mentally stunted mushroom cannot or will not accept is that Waites was the exception rather than the rule when it came to bdo entrants. The only other player in the history of the bdo that performed anywhere half decent was ando who made 2 consecutive semi finals and then walked out on the bdo to join the PDC.
That said, the new criteria also has its flaws, for starters the shoehorning in of munters in to a code that is already suppose to be unisex, and 8 floor qualifiers.
Here in lies my issue, there will be 8 qualifiers from an already depleted field battling it out in a leisure center hall for spot. Its all well and good getting to a last 8 in an already decimated field but history has shown they almost always provide fuckall other that to make up the numbers, that is why I rather see the criteria change so that the semi finalists of TV Majors got in instead, as their ability would improve the overall quality and would be players of a better caliber.
This "cross code" rose tinted idea is dead, it has been for many years, and replacing shit bdo jobbers with shit qualifiers is just substituting one type of jobber for another....and the inclusion of a couple of munters for pc reasons and the chance to hype them.
Speaking of the munters, their proposed event in Germany has been rescheduled, because the munters who were given preferential treatment cannot be arsed to attend as only 22 entrants had registered. In their defense, I blame the PDC for that, what idiot would put on a munters event in Germany, when the overall vast majority of these munters are British and Irish, or munters from abroad that live in the UK?
Factor in its during a pandemic as well, and also the fact your average munter earns less than their male countparts, so they wont have the same amount of financial ability as higher earning male players who can travel to Germany for events.
I don't blame the munters for not traveling, That said, I still firmly believe there should be no munter series anyway, regardless of where they are played.
According to the criteria for the Slam, 2 munters will qualify, one from Women's Series Order of Merit 5-8 and the other from series 9-12. Its abundantly clear the PDC are hoping Fall In Sheer Luck is their real hope as they see her as the most marketable one of the lot, and she should qualify with ease, but it would be funny if she didn't, and it was a case similar to when the PDC ran their Munters world championship many years back, hoping Anastasia would win it and it was won by a horseface looking yank that was as appealing as going to Jeffrey Dahmers house for dinner.
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I said it multiple times in the past how those now running the UKDA are the very same idiots that ran county under the BDO, The spastics that not only voted in Des Selecta as chairman of the BDO, they voted him in TWICE after the orange goblin quit in a hissyfit.
So its hardly these same idiots, under a new banner would carry on where the bdo left on and start their squabbling and infighting, it was never in doubt, the UKDA released THIS STATEMENT
It wont be long till they are arguing on facebook, spilling it all into the public and giving us the same laugh as they did when they were under the bdo banner. Gerry Adams quote seems apt here..."they haven't gone away you know"
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Callan Rydz who looks like Arthuir Scargill with Leightion Rees's combover is another example of a dumb cunt, like a lot of geordies, who think they own the football club in the city and think the club is everything in their miserable existence, he was crying on twitter, but what made it funnier was his hashtag he tried to get going.....what a fucking spaz
I watched some of the Nordic and Baltic protours that took place in the last 2 days, and it was pretty dismal overall. The first 3 events were won by Larsson, Razma, and Jorgensen, overall the comps averages were even lower than what you would see on the yank CDC tour....the averages for comparison
Baltic tour #1 - 70.14
Baltic tour #2 - 70.60
Baltic tour #3 - 64.81
CDC Tour #1 - 75.28
CDC Tour #2 - 76.85
CDC Tour #3 - 75.68.
I was so bored I even took a look at some of Rab Thorntons matches in the online shit, but once he ran away with his group there was not a single fucker left i would watch, They even have the greatest munter choker in history in it now, and that was me done with it. I saw from the Betradar live scores she lost 7 straight games on the trot, before beating an equally as shit player Matthew Dennant. to get her one and only win in 8 games.
Both the UK and European Development tours were on early Friday, but I had about as much interest in that as I have in listening to another Wayne Warren rant about how he is owed money..
Other than that, t has been a quiet week and if I have forgotten anything it was because I either forgot, or missed it as i have been busy.
