PREMIER LEAGUE
WEDNESDAY: Now it was best of 14, and we had token black player Devon Peterson on comms, Why ? The guy is shit, but more on that later, Wade and Clayton started the night and it was piss poor scoring from Wade who after 2 legs was averaging 81, Wade left 32 for a 4-2 lead, but Clayton took out 134 and after 10 legs it was 5 each and Wade 100% on doubles but 14 points behind on the averages. When Clayton broke for 7-5 that was it.
Jose de Sousa was averaging just 98 but it was enough to lead the sulky Scot 5-0, Ando broke in the 9th leg to make it 3-6 but it mattered not as Jose broke right back and then held for an 8-3 win.Jose hitting maximums at the crucial times.
To see the flabby bald fat sweating cunt catching flies with his mouth open, amazingly did not appeal to me, and was only glancing at the scores on live darts data and saw hunchback go 6-0 up despite Dimitri averaging well over 106. Dimitri did get 3 legs in a row but only delayed the inevitable, as MVG averaged 110. Last up was Aspinall and Wright, and it looked bad for Asp as he trailed 4-2, but then won the next 5 legs and missed tops for the 6 legs as Wright broke, but Asp did not ease up and broke for the win. Krusty looks a shell of the player he was.
THURSDAY: Dimitri and Aspinall kicked off the night with a great watch,with Dimitri missing a dart at tops for an 8-5 win, Aspinall held but Dimitri held with ease for the win, 10 maximums and both players averaged around 103.
Wade despite averaging 4 points more than De Sousa, saw Jose break to lead 4-1 and despite Wade breaking back, Jose broke again and held for 6-2 and looked all over, but Wade won 3 on the trot and Jose eventually after a rake of missed doubles held to lead 7-5, and after Wade held, it went to the final leg, where Jose hit his 10th maximum of the match, but Wade stuck in and earned a point after winning 5 of the last 6 legs. Krusty against ando followed where both players badly needed the win. Ando played well , then its easy to play well when your opponent was as shit as Wright was. Ando was 4-1 up and averaging 16 points more. Wright seemed to then change his darts as Doctor Mardle decided Wright was in pain as if giving some medical fact. When Ando held for 7-2 there was still 16 points between them in the averages. Doctor Petersen then diagnosed Wright with a shoulder injury from just looking at a monitor. Ando missed 2 darts for an 8-2 win but after Wright missed a double for another leg Ando wrapped it up 8-3.
Sadly the flycatcher beat Clayton in the final match as the fat bastard celebrated like he won a world title. He is truly unlikable, then when the skankiest women in Bradford want nothing to do with him, it sums up his lack of any charisma or appeal.
FRIDAY : Wright started the night against De Sousa and was soon 4-0 down averaging 74, a mere 30 less than Jose. Petersen continued to spout utter bullshit and give excuses. Wright with 3 darts at 80 went for 2 tops and missed the board with his first dart, and he was 5-0 down and Wright managed to hold throw to win a leg and trail 6-1. In the 9th leg Wright hit 6 perfect darts to start the leg and still lost it, and the match 8-1
Wade was up against the hunchback in the next game. At 2-2 Wade missed 2 darts at a double to break MVG, and when MVG broke the next with a 135 it was the start of the end.Despite Wade averaging 110 he was lost 8-3. It was quality darts. Wade will lose very very few games if he performs like that , as MVG took out multiple ton plus finishes. Then we had Clayton and Aspinall in a close game, where Clayton broke in the 14 leg to deservedly win the game 8-6. It was not he best quality with both low 90s averages, but was decent enough of a watch. The night rounded off with Ando and Dimitri and this started very well, with 6 maximums in the first 4 legs. Mardle and Petersen was sickening the way they went on how Ando was averaging 108, which they told us countless times, yet wade who averaged 10 earlier barely got a mention. Mardle the expert told us how Ando would not go for the bullseye, and Ando did go for the bull, who was 7-2 up at the time. Dimitri did get a break and hold to add some respectability to the scoreline but Ando played well, which the spastics on comms told us over and over how 107 was championship performance.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
You know things are at a diabolical level when Wayne Mardle is not the worst cunt in the studio. Sky had Devon Petersen on comms this week, which begs the question why ?
Other than being there as the token black player to tick boxes I cannot fathom one single valid reason why he was there otherwise. This is a guy who like Mardle has won nothing of note, and is a current player not good enough to earn a spot in the PL. There are plenty players out there that have done far more in the game than him, even won majors like Harrinton and Lloyd who have appeared on comms, but what has Petersen even done ? add in the actual fact he is utter shit who has not got a clue what he is speaking about. On Wednesday he was seemed shocked to find out that the original premier league did not have any relegation, you would think a person who was hired to comment on the premier League would actually have some semblance of actual knowledge of the history of the event. Then on Thursday, despite no official announcement by Peter Wright, Wayne Mardle "diagnosed" Wright as suffering from an shoulder injury, based on sheer opinion cos Wright rubbed his shoulder, and then doctor Petersen took this as fact and started making allowances for his supposed injury that Wright mentioned nothing about, but Doctor Petersen continued with this nonsense because Mardle just told the viewer it was true. Friday night Petersen, without even speaking with Wright to confirm if there was even any actual injury, simply decided to repeat the shit again, as if this was some medical fact. So again I ask why is Petersen in the commentary box he has not got a clue, he is only there because he being black ticks some pc boxes, same reason the clueless fucking munter was up there.
There are plenty of actual PDC major winners that would be better to listen to than Petersen, and Mardle for that matter. If Petersen was not black would he be there ?
Now here is the thing, I dont dislike Petersen as a person or even a player, I don't even blame Petersen for taking the job, he is right to promote his brand, take the pay cheque etc, the real problem is Sky Tv and their sickening political correctness and hiring someone who simply is utter shit at the job he is doing. These racist and sexist cunts at sky TV are too thick to realize hiring people simply because they are black or female to tick boxes is sexist and racist in itself, Whatever happened to hiring the best candidate for the job, based on ability, experience, and other factors.
Color, gender, religion , sexual preference etc should not be a prerequisite for any job in darts, it should be based on experience, ability, etc. If you have to hire a woman to tick PC boxes to speak about the PDC, then go for a woman like Ashton who actually was capable of winning a tourcard,and is the best female player, but no we got Thunder Thighs instead, why ? Is it because Ashton is too old or not blond enough ? Thunder Thighs Turner was a complete jobber in a depeleted munters bdo, why anyone without brain damage thinks she has any "expertize" is staggering. Again I dont blame Thunder Thighs taking the job, and the cheque that goes with it, I blame Sky TV. Will we have disabled players in wheelchairs next to tick boxes ?
Is there any other televised game that has such an array of complete dickheads commenting on the game. Look at this list of utter clueless cunts that work doing commentary across multiple channels.
Wayne Mardle, Thunder Thighs Turner, and Devon Petersen on the Premier League
Dan Dawson and Paul Nicholson on the PDC euro tours and players champs
Ex -con Chris Mason on ITV, this is not even counting the others like Pyke and others. A list of players that won nothing, only Nicholson won a secondary tv title and Taylor made the bitch cry and that was the end of his career. The stupid cunt thought he was the actual bad boy of darts....get ta fuck!
Things are so bad that Mark Webster automatically moves up the list without doing anything, because his co workers are so dismal. When we get someone like John Part you realize how bad the others are. Even ITV with Mason and Warriner are not as bad as Sky, yes i said it, The munter is the studio recently is possibly even worse than shaky Dave Clark. Sky tv is just atrocious. As for the dutch stream which is better since you don't have to hear the assholes of Petersen and Mardle, they had the sugar dodger with his thatched head in the studio tonight, and had no intention of having that thing on my screen. It is no surprise the likes of John Part and Rod Harrington to a lesser extent are more appreciated, because even if you do not agree with everything they say, they at least are former major winners who are speaking from their experiences as winners.
What in the blue fuck would thunder thighs know about laying in a world championships for 500k, did she ever win a grand in a comp ?
What gives Wayne Mardle the belief he is in a position to tell a former world champion what former world champion should do ?
What would Devon Petersen know about the Premier League, when he has been playing in the PDC for over a dozen years, and never came close to a major or being even a contender in the Pl, not even when they were inviting jobbers like Hendo and Fluke Humphries was Petersen's name in the mix, so again why was he hired ?
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THE NOSTAGLIA EXBO
Seems the number of people named as being involved in this proposed event, and I say proposed as I would not bet this ever gets of the ground, and if Taylor pulls out you can say goodbye to TV or sponsors, anyhow 20 people have been named, and 2 more proposed names via a qualifier.
I read reports they are looking for 32, some have said it will be 24
with 8 groups like the Grand Slam of darts, but 22 is all that is
accounted for on the pic, I cannot see that being right.
Maybe its
24, and the other 2 spots will be kept for when prostate hole Martin
Adams gets knocked out and they invite him back again and again, it is
after all run by modus the same shower of cunts that already done this
with Adams in their online modus muck with multiple invites every time
he gets hammered. I said before I really do want to see this go ahead.
As for Thornton the latest addition, you know how pathetic the bdo title
was, when the last winner Wayne Warren will probably be a larger price
with the bookies than Thornton who does not even have a tourcard. This
will be comedy gold, mark my words, this could be up there with those
comedy nights of Lakeshite, and the night Hankey feel asleep standing up
in the PDC and some people watching online were "diagnosing" the pissed
up Hankey as suffering a stroke. Phil Taylor telling the ex bdo shit
how they were "cracking little players" etc, it promises to be awesome.
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As for the UKDA, Mad , WDF and all the other pathetic shit in darts, I have no idea, as I simply was not bothered to even check, and lastly, I decided to check up and see if that spastic Nicholson added any more players to his list of those that should have switched, but it seems he finished with the four names.....four too many in my opinion.
