THE TWO BEARDS
I saw an article this week where some moron doing an article on the Jacklins said Bo Selecta played for England. This of course never happened. Then I guess some people will believe anything.
What in the name of fuck is going on with the "beard" on Des Jacklin, he looks like a human identikit. However the biggest beard in this photo is Bo Selecta.....those who dont get the point, google what a woman beard is.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
There is no group on Earth that has a lower IQ than the BDO mushroom. I have awarded these defects the award in the past, but this week I have seen some statements that beggars belief. These bitter twisted fucks are the thickest cunts you will ever come across, if they are not sucking up to players, they are making some of the most ludicrous statements imaginable on darts. On a discussion about World Class players
On a forum I told that Co Stompe was "World Class"....let that resonate for a bit...Co Stompe.
And it was not just Co Stompe, the following were also called World class, Chris Mason and Ronnie Baxter,who are among the greatest chokers in the history of the game.
It got worse.. I was told by yet another simpleton that Tony O'Shea in 2012 was "World Class" when he averaged 88.80, 90.48, 94.02, 85.35 and 87,78 when he played at Lakeshite... so by that logic Florian Hempel who averaged 96.5, 95.3, 94.6, 94.8, 101.1, and 93.9 on Day 3 of Euro Q school must be out of this world.
Then came the claim Steve Beaton was World Class. When I queried as to why anyone would think he was world class i was told because he was in the PDC for 20 years and competitive. By that fucked up logic it Ian shit hangs around long enough he will be called World class. Beaton has been in the PDC for TWENTY years. He has never won a single major, in fact he has never even reached the final of a ranking Major. The only televised final he made was a European champs final and was murdered 11-3 in that. The levels of mental illness still got worse when I was then told not only was Beaton world class bit 2021 Steve Beaton is world class cos of what he did earlier today.....simply staggering.
On another thread I was discussing how Ian Shite was possibly the greatest all time choker in history, when an ass kissing mod in an effort to rim players, since he has fuck all else in his pathetic life replied with "I find the accusations of players being chokers to be very subjective".
What more proof does one need to shown how much of a choker Ian White is ? Sadly kissing the arse of players is so bad its contagious, every cunt thinks they are journalists. As I have said before, unless you studied journalism, or have a degree in that field, you are nothing but an opinionated cunt just like me.
Take this reanimated stillborn cunt and his idea of a "News Story"
"Kevin Painter announced his retirement from professional darts this past week"
Was this the same Kevin Painter when only weeks ago was giving it all mouth how he had a lot of "unfinished business" and was looking forward to Q-school ? Is this the same Kevin Painter running his gob and saying how he was raring to go ? He mentioned nothing about retiring then.
As for "retiring" he was forced out because he was not good enough, and with nowhere else to go to play Professional darts his career in effect was over. It was not his choice, but these assholes who think they are journalists want to bullshit people and have you believe it was all Painters decision and his hand was not forced.
Then there was this abortion bucket escapee who thinks the top 64 players on the PDC tour should not be allowed to play on the PDC players championships tour.
I would love to know how a player around #58 in the OoM would qualify for the Matchplay under his logic. These people should all be taken to a centre and sterilized and not be allowed breed more retarded offspring. By sterilizing these simpletons the average IQ of dart fans would increase.
THE SUPER SERIES
Day 1 :The Return of the Sugar Dodger
Barney went out first round, Krusty went out second round. James Wade who we are told the myth hardly ever averages 100 did so in dumping out Scott Mitchell, Glen Durrant dumped out in round 2 by Keane Barry, and Gerwyn Price dumped out by Ando.
In the third round Keane Barry dumped out Ian White and MVG was sent packing by Lewis Williams, Joe Cullen beat Scott Waites and Rob Cross beat Daryl Gurney.Ando averaged over 110 against Ryan Searle.
Scott Mitchell continued his record of failing to ever get past the last 32 in a players champs. I was told he was "one of the best in the world".
In the last 16 Wade beat Ratajski, Cross beat Ando, they were joined in the last 8 by Cullen, Clemens, Clayton, Aspinall, Worsley, and Bellyboy.
Last 8 saw Cullen beat Clemens, Clayton beat Wade, Aspinall beat Cross in a great watch, and Worsley beat Smith. In the semis Clayton averaged 109.6 in a 7-0 win over Worsley,and Cullen beat Aspinall 7-4 in the other semi.A poor enough final won by Cullen. Out came Dan Dawson who is turning into one fat cunt, looks like he has been sitting on his hole stuffing food down his throat for all of this lockdown.
DAY 2 : The Ex BDO Champions
After the shit first day, surely the hyped players of Waites, Durrant and Mitchell would show their so called "world class" ability today.Right away out first round was Waites and Mitchell. Not that Krusty was any better as he went out first round. In the last 64 Wade went out after missing match darts, and was joined by Bellyboy, Gurney, Barney Gerwyn Price and Glen Durrant who was hammered 6-0 by a fellow Cork man. I thought these ex lakeshite players were world class. Dirk can Duijvenbode hit a 112.3 average against Luke Woodhouse, Chizzy hit a 112.7 against Eddie Lovely. Cullen Aspinall, MVG and Ando were among those that made the last 16, but MVG's luck ran out in the last 16 as Clayton hammered him. Steve Beaton ended Cullen's run, and Ian Shite knocked out Ando. Thankfully Ian Shite went out next round, dont want him winning floor events stinking up future tv events. Speed jobber Vinny beat Steve Beaton, Clayton beat Mensur, and Aspinall beat John Michael. In the semi finals Callan Rydz beat Aspinall 7-2, and Clayton reached the final again with a win over Vinny can der Voort. The final was by Rydz who looks like Arthur Scargill with Leighton Ress's combover with severe ADHD
I decided to look at the winners of Lakeshite in the last ten years and with the exception of Prostate hole Adams, who lacked the balls to go to Q-school, and would rather sit in his deserted husband lonely flat and try to cling on to the myth that he was a true "world champ, I decided to see how they performed in the Super Series so far.
Christian Kist, was not in it as he lost his card and not good enough to get another.
Wayne Warren was even worse than Kist and a full blown jobber supreme.
Glen Durrant has made £1,000
Scott Waites has made £1,000
Scott Mitchell has made £500
Stephen Bunting has made £500
A grand total combined of a mere £3,000......the same as Jon Worsley.
It would not surprise me if Scott Waites turns out to be the highest earner on the floor this year out of those 4 players. After Barney, I always considered Waites to be one the very very few players in the former bdo that had a spinal column and I think a better matchplay player than the others. Problem is he is eractic but when on form a solid player especially on doubles. He pissed two Lakeshite's with mid 80 averages, because he knew he was facing nothing in Jeff smith and Tony O'Shea, a complete bottlejob. I know Wade was having a mental collapse in the Grand slam of Darts, but Waites still won it when others that trailed like that would have rolled over. In fact, he is the only player of the 4 to have won a PDC major, and more than likely we will never see the other 3 ever get their hands on a proper major.
LEISURE CENTER HERO'S
I remember when the BDO assholes would try mock the PDC and players by calling events in a hall "leisure centers" and mock the value of said comps. Terms like "leisure center heroes" were flung around at PDC players in an effort to take swipes at the PDC, then that phrase ceased to appear all of a sudden, at the very same time Glen Durrant won a glorified invitational exbo in one of those empty "leisure centers" throwing the lowest averages in the history of the premier League on finals night. Imagine that ? Some coincidence eh ?
Not one bdo simpleton referred to Durrant as a "leisure center hero"...suddenly they were calling him a "major winner", despite it not being a major. This is how the mindset of a mushroom works.
They will do a full u-turn on everything they have ever said if it suits their agenda.
Lets hope the slump MVG is in carries on a bit longer, I have always disliked the cunt, and I also think with him out of form, it makes comps more open, especially now with Krusty also in shit form, and Price so far unmotivated it seems since Ally Pally, I think it makes for far more entertaining event....
and lastly, I though I would post this, a post i made on a forum which has a few seething, mainly because it is all true.As you will notice, you will see how i typed Lakesh1te and Mushr0oms as the pathetic word filter does not allow those words that could hurt the feelings of grown men on the internet. Already the joyless vacuum mod on there has altered the post to protect the feelings of those sensitive members.Would not want them expose people to bad words on the internet
So until next week..........
