Q SCHOOL A : MONDAY :
The plastic spastic and wannabe Aussie Nicholson was hogging the media this week so much so would have made Mitchell the fat farmer jealous. The cunt who should be called Ru-Paul Nicholson with the amount of make up on the cunt was giving his picks for Q-school and laughed when I read him calling Wayne Warren the MAD World Champion. Speaking of these morons, what ever happened to these "belts that would be defended every month ? I assure you these MAD cunts will be giving us plenty of laughs in the coming years.
There was no streaming of Q-school this year, despite Barry Hearn saying last year it would be streamed, then he said it the year before that too, however with covid and the logistical nightmare they had even getting Q-school to go ahead will obviously cut them some slack.
Toon Greebe went out first round aptly winning just one leg. Barney sadly got through round one with an 83 average, and round 2 with a 91 average.Then there was the deluded cunts like Olaf Thies, who lost with a 40.2 average, Erwin Ziermeier (43.0)his opponent Sven Haltmeyer even won with a 45 average, Rene Kruit (43.6) Michael Bruder (48.0) Gheorghe Calaghiu (47.2). All I can say is the PDC must be delighted these fuckers are coughing up money for the experience, money for jam for the PDC. On twitter this event was hyped as the "Dream Factory", sorry but if you are rocking up to this event coughing up hundreds of pounds you are not a dreamer, you are a fucking moron if you think a 40 average will cut it.
Boris Koltsov was 5-0 down in his game to Marcel Erba and won 6-5, he would then play Vandenbogaerde who had the highest average of the day at that point. Koltsov lost the game 6-2. The highest average was then beaten by Barney who clocked up a ton average in winning his 3rd game of the day. Richard Veenstra was also winning his 3rd game of the day.
Remember Geert de Vos, the player the bdo mushroom scum hyped cos in one single first to 5 match in the grand Slam many moons ago hit a 110 average and the mushroom scum tried to make out he was world class ?
well he won his first 4 games with averages of 72, 68, 55 and 74, striking fear in to his opponents. Barney then got sent packing by Pero Ljubic and his 85 average, I laughed like the cunt I am. Also sent packing was Unterbuchner. Veenstra and Gawlas made the final 4 which was not a real surprise, Nico Kurz who would have been among the favorites lost out to Michael Ploy and the last spot went to Lorenzo Pronk who beat De Vos.
Meanwhile in the UK version, Deta Hedman lost 6-0 in the last 256, Corrine Hammond followed her out the gap in the next round, and Fallon Sherrock was sent packing in the last 64, something about munters being as good as the men.....yeah right. Kevin painter won 6-0 in the last 256, but lost in the last 128. Wayne Warren, yes that guy the bdo mushroom scum think is a World champion lost in his first match to Charlie Symons 6-3. World champion ?....get ta fuck. This is why the bdo shit never meant a flying fuck.Daryl Fitton, another bdo "legend" was dispatched with ease early on. Cameron Menzies won his first 2 matches and fucked off to the toilets when he was due to play Adam Smith Neale and Menzie's was disqualified.
Chas Barstow was the player of the earlier rounds, his averages were 97.3, 96.8, and 96.9 and was into the last 32.Wez Newton beat John Bowles to set up a match against Kevin McDine, I was happy to see James Richardson sent packing. Both Winstanley's went out in the last 64.McDine hammered Newton 6-1. Chas Barstow continued his good run and beat Aaron Monk with an average in the 90s despite a rake of missed doubles at double 1. It was a wonderful result, what wasn't a good result was watched David Airey missed countless match darts in multiple legs, and lose 6-5 in a game he should have won 6-3 Adam Smith Neale lose, despite Airey missing at countless match darts, Neale is one jammy bastard to survive countless match darts and Airey busting scores, but to get a bye against Menzies. That Airey is one choking cunt, then what do you expect from a cunt called Airey.
Chas Barstow again with another average in the 90s, his 5th of the day was also in to the last 8 where he played Adam Smith Neale and Barstow had his worst performance of the day, a mere 88 average., but it was more than enough to still win and reach the last 4. He was joined in the last 4 by Eddie Lovely, Dale Hughes and Derek Coulson.
Olaf Thies who had a 40.2 average had another 6 -0 hammering and averaged 47, Gheorghe Calagiu who averaged 47 on the Monday went out with a 43.5 this time. Sven Haltmeyer won yesterday with a 45 average cos his opponent was worse, today he won with a 45.8. His opponent Erwin Ziermeier who had a 43 average yesterday produced a 40.1. Sven won the last leg after each player had at least 36 darts each. HE WON 6-0 with a 45.8 AVERAGE !
Michael Hahn and Michael Bruder both lost with a 45.2,speaking of Michaels, Unterbucher, another of those players bdo mushroom scum hyped because he reached 2 Lakeshite finals bombed again in the last 128, if I said it once I have said it a thousand times, how Lakeshite was no more than a local pub comp. In Barneys first game against Niko springer Niko missed a heap of doubles, even missed 3 at double ten with Barney back on 154, and Barney took out the 154.He was in to the last 64 with De Vos and Koltsov and all 3 won their games.
In the last 32,Barney drew Nico Kurz, and won a decent game 6-3, and in the last 16 beat Jeffrey van Egdom with a 101 average, De Vos went out in the last 32. Barneys run came to an end at the hands of Rasztovits in the last 8, which meant he had to come back again, although he most likely had enough points in the bag. The final 4 consisted of Rasztovits, Lukas Wenig, who hit a 98 average, Davy Proosten, and Boris Koltsov. Gillian Koehoorn no showed as he decided to skip site and go shopping.
Over in the UK School, Wayne Warren managed to win his first ever game in the PDC, his first ever, counting yesterday, and a couple of grand slams, it helped that his opponent only averaged 64. Also in the last 256 there was wins for Sheerluck, Menzies, McDine, Fitton Wez Newton and even Lorraine Winstanley. James Richardson was sent packing.
In the last 128 the main winners were Kevin Painter, Wayne Warren who humped another jobber,and again Daryl Fitton, Sheerluck, Wez Newton and Menzies. Deta Hedman, Lorraine Winstanley and Corrine Hammond all beaten as was Dean Winstanley.
In the last 64 Wayne Warren beat Adam Smith Neale, a wonderful result, and Kevin Painter beat Daryl Fitton, Fallon Sheerluck won again as did Cameron Menzies.
In the last 32, Painter and Menzies were dumped out, as was Fallon Sheerluck, At 4-4 with Wayne Warren on a double Christopher Bent took out a 156 to break and then held for the match. Josh McCarthy who was unlucky to miss out yesterday, continued his good form and won through to the last 16 but again missed out in the last 8 for a spot, but like Barney, you would imagine he is rattling up enough points to qualify for stage 2. The final 4 was Jason Hogg, Mike Warburton, Ian McKenzie and Sam booth who beat Aaron Monk.
Q SCHOOL A : WEDNESDAY :
The deluded cunts in Euro Q-school turned up for the third day as expected, Micheal Hahn won with a 41.9 as he beat Toms Balodis with a 45.8, Jens Wittlinger also a 45.8. Olaf Thies made it 3 , 6-0 losses on the trot with his 3rd average in the 40s, this time a 44.6, Jeffrey de Zeeuw a 44.7, Michael Bruder 46.2, Gheorghe Calagiu 45.9. There was some quality as Chris Lansman hit a 100 average beating Kovaks who had a 92, Barney hit a 91 average in his first game, a clear 40 point more than his opponent. In his last 32 match Barney hit a 102, and finally on his third day made the last 4 to qualify automatically for round 2.He was joined by Nico Kurz, Franz Roetzsch and Jeremy can der Winkle, who beat De vos, but De cos would have done enough over the 3 days to qualify.
In the UK, Wez Newton went out in the depleted last 256. In the last 128 the main casualties were Cameron Menzies, Dean and Lorraine Winstanley, Josh McCarthy, Daryl Fitton. Adam Smith Neale and Deta Hedman. It got no better for the rabble of the ex bdo as in the last 64, the hilariously entitled "World champion" Wayne Warren was dumped out, as was Dave Prins, and Corrine Hammond. It also saw ex PDC pricks of James Richardson and Aaron Monk bowled out. Winners in the last 32 included Sheerluck, and Kevin Painter with his 3rd win of the day, and clocked up his , 5th and 6th as he qualified for the day, alongside Ryan Hogarth, Christopher Bent and John Imrie who battered Sheerluck 6-0 with a 103 average over 20 points more than Fallon.
But it was enough for Sheerluck to scrape in via the point tables to reach the final stage of q-school. Besides Wayne Warren other notable failures included Wez Newton and James Richardson. I wont miss them either . Also Daryl Fitton so called Lakeshite legend, Dean the human Calculator Winstanley, and of course his wife Lorraine and the other munters of Corrine Hammond and Deta Hedman, and coppertop Menzies. So not counting the 12 automatic qualifiers from both schools over the 3 days, the following also qualified for stage 2.... 36 more from the UK and 43 from Euro School.
KNOB OF THE WEEK:
For over 2 decades I have read and listened to the most backward inbred simple minded assholes to ever be spawned on this planet, the bdo loving mushroom plebeian scum hype the shit out of 2 bit mickey mouse backward organisation the BDO. I heard these defective inbred council estate scum harp on about how Steve Beaton,Christian Goldfish Kist, Prostate hole Spineless Adams, Shaky Plumber Mark Webster, Johnboy the failed experiment Walton, Les the alcoholic cross dressing criminal Wallace, the Hemophiliac Tony David, Phantom of the Opera Glen Durrant, the child endangering Jelle Klaasen, drug addict Richie Burnett, the pisshead and scruffy Ted Hankey, the obese sack of human shit and alcoholic bigot Andy Fordham and the whiny Roofer plus a host of others be heralded as "World champions", and be told they played in a "World Pro".
For over 2 decades I have said how the BDO died when the split happened, maybe not right away in terms of existence, but certainly in terms of credibility. The last true BDO World champion was in 1993 when John Lowe won the title, after that the cream of the crop fucked off....and rightly so.
since then , the bdo which had as much credibility as your local weekend tournament, and was the front for a weekly piss up in Surrey by over rated pissheads where brain dead pensioners fighting over the contents of a box of quality street,would mingle with blazer wearing morons from another century that wandered around aimlessly in a run down salmonella infected hotel, whilst tattooed council scum would parade around like a pigeon, left leg, right shoulder trying to act like hard men as this was the mentality of these urchins. After the end of this freak show where the dregs of humanity, after a week or so of drug and alcohol abuse, inbreeding, fighting, threatening each other in person and across social media in their illiterate language would all decree and herald the winner of the tin pot cup as a "World Champion". Of course anyone with a modicum of intelligence could clearly tell these players were nothing but jobbers, some I will admit had potential, but a Worlds champion ? Get ta fuck.
For well over a year we have had to listen to Wayne Warren cry to anyone that would listen how he was robbed of his rightful money for winning the last bdo heap of shit, problem is Wayne knew before he played the money was going to be lower and he chose to play. Did he deserve to be paid less ? Of course not, but he was not robbed nor is he "owed" like he claims.
Here is a guy that not only rocked up to TWO PDC Grand slam of darts, where he lost every match, in the last event used the excuse he never practised for the event. If true and he did not even practice or try or play to his "ability2 then surely that contravenes the rules put down by the DRA Nazi Party, ?
So what is his excuse for failing in Q-school. ?
I will put this in such a simple way, even the most inbred retarded bdo mushroom loving cunt who gets this blog read to them by their carer will comprehend this.
Wayne Warren is so shit, not only is he not good enough to be in the PDC top 128, he is not even able to qualify from the qualifier to reach the next level of qualifier for the PDC. Let that sink in for a bit.
This so called "World champion" is so bad he is not even good enough to be among those worthy of playing in the proper qualifier., and we are expected to believe the BDO champion was a "World Champion"
This is why when I watch the Grand Slam of Darts or other events and people like that idiotic spacecake Mardle tells us how Durrant/ Bunting/Webster, etc is a former World champion I tend to laugh at the stupid cunt or shake my head at the idiotic comment. The next time you heard a person refer to any ex lakeshite winner post 1993 as a "World champion" do not laugh at the moron, you should pity them, it is obvious they are not well in the head.
Now some of ye might think its not Waynes fault the BDO for decades have been calling their tin pot winners "world Pros" of "World champions", but Wayne himself has called himself a World champion, and those levels of delusion combined with his lack of genuine talent, and factor in his results, and it is obvious to even the mist thickest cunt, he is , nor ever was a "world champion", then neither has any bdo winner since 1994.
Lets look at the performances of Wayne Warren
Day 1 : (84.9) Charlie Symons 6:3 Wayne Warren (81.5) Last 128
Day 2 : (90.2) Wayne Warren 6:0 Jimmy Chojnowski (64.6) Last 256
(86.1) Wayne Warren 6:1 Kurt Morgan (74.8) Last 128
(85.7) Wayne Warren 6:4 Adam Smith Neale (84.8) Last 64
(81.8) Christopher Bent 6:4 Wayne Warren (89.0) Last 32
DAY 3: (78.4) Wayne Warren 6:0 Christopher Dominey (56.6) Last 128
(90.7) John Brown 6:4 Wayne Warren (84.6) Last 64.
People can try put any spin they want on this but the fact is he won only 4 of the 7 games, and in 3 of his wins his opponent averaged in the 50s, 60s, or 70s, He only managed to beat one single player who averaged over 75. He only hit an average over 89 once in those 7 games.
What is his excuse, will he roll out the "I never practised for this" excuse again like he did in the slam.
So let me say, Thank you Wayne, for proving yet again, everything I have ever said about the most over rated competition in the history of the game the moniker of "World champion that mushrooms and blazers have attached to that joke title. Thing is I like Wayne, comes across as a genuine nice guy, but this is someone who not only claimed to be a bdo World champion but a MAD darts World champion.
Which reminds me, what ever happened to these belts that were suppose to be defended ? This nicely brings me to this type of shit I have seen posted by bitter twisted mushroom cunts.Checkout this bitterness by mushroom morons
So the next time some mushroom cries about the shit averages, just remember those atrocious shit averages are being hit by ex bdo and current wdf jobbers in the hope of someday being a PDC player.
Those useless failures are not PDC players, but WDF players, and delusional ones who could only dream of being a PDC player. Then again, when did logic ever work on a mushroom ?
Q SCHOOL B: THURSDAY :
Like section Euro School section A, this B section had no shortage of deluded fuckwits chancing their arm. Goran Repic 41.7,Joshua Hermann 50.7, Alexander Elia 51.2, Murat Kapar 54.5 and Tim May 49.0 Canadian Matt Campbell went out in the last 128 as did Ronny Huybrechts and Yank Leonard Gates. Zoran Lerchbacher notched up a 101.3 average in his win.
Some of the notable winners in the last 64 were Dragutin Horvat, Christian Kist, Rusty Jake Rodriguez, Gary Mawson and Jeffrey de Graaf who came from 5-1 down to beat Willem Mandigers. In the last 32 Horvat was beaten by Danny van Trijp, De Graaf continued his good run by beating Christian Kist, also through were Konterman, Lerchbacher, Mawson and Rodriguez. In the last 16 De Graaf beat De Vreede,Luc Peters went out after averaging 96, and Lerchbacher beat Marijanovic, also through was Mawson. Deservedly De Graaf was the first automatic qualifier after beating Van Trijp in the last 8 and was joined by Lerchbacher, Rusty Jake Rodriguez and Gary Mawson.
Meanwhile in the UK version in the last 258, notable winners were Alan Norris, Colin Osborne, John O'Shea, Mark Dudbridge,and Daniel Lauby as for losers, Danny Baggish went out after missing 3 match darts, and out went Rachel Brooks.
In the last 128, Diogo Portela, Ryan Harrington, Alan Norris, Nick Fullwell and Andy Jenkins were among those going through. those notable losers were O Shea, Darren Johnson, Dobromyslova and Daniel Lauby who lost with a 98 average. In the last 64 Norris beat Portela, and Lee Evans beat Ryan Harrington, out went Andy Jenkins and Colin Osborne, those others through included Nick Fulwell, Alan Soutar and Robert Owen. In the last 32 Owen, Soutar Dudbridge and Burness went through as did Norris who ended Fullwells run.
In the last 16 Danny Beveridge ended Norris's run, and Portugal's Jose Marques who averaged over 90 in his previous 2 games, hit a 9 darter in his game as he progressed to the last 8.Martin Thomas put out fellow taffy Robert Owen, and Dudbridge's run also came to an end. The final four ended up being Jose Marques, Alan Soutar, Kevin Burness, and Darren Beveridge
Q SCHOOL B: FRIDAY :
Goran Repic who hit a 41 average on Thursday, improved by Friday, as he hit a 42 average. He lost to Alexander Elia who hit a 51 average yet again. In Fact on the day before Mawson average over 80 just once and won an automatic spot, whilst in the UK Lauby was going out with a 97 average. Kist, Campbell, Marijanovic, Horvat and Huybrechts all won in the last 128, but again the Yank Gates went out.
Horvat and Marijanovic were sent packing in the last 64, and in the last 32 De Vreede was out. Ronny Huybrechts won his 3rd consecutive game 6-0 , before scraping past Gino Vos in the last 16. Other winners in the last were Jose Justicia, Matt Campbell, and Christian Kist.
In the last 8 shootout for a automatic spot Davyd Venkien ended Matt Campbells challenge. Ronny Huybrechts rattled in his fourth 6-0 win of the day to claim his spot, and the final 2 were Florian Hempel who beat Kist, and Jose Justicia who "dished" out some punishment to Daniele Petri.
In the UK Danny Baggish went out in the last 256 with a 91 average, In the last 128 Lauby went out again, this time with a 94 average, yesterday it was a 97. dont seem right.Colin Osborne also went out. In the last 64 out went Alan Norris who was nowhere near his level from the day earlier,also out were Aden Kirk, Diogo Portela, Ryan Harrington and Anastasia Dobromyslova. The last 32 saw the end of Robert Owen and Nick Fullwell, and in the last 16 Andy Jenkins went out. This cunt won 5 games without a single average in the 90s, in fact most were between the 70s and 81. Mark Dudbridge beat John O'Shea, and Darren Johnson was through to the last 8, beating Cocks....yes, Cocks and Johnson were the 2 players names.The final 4 qualifiers were Martin Heneghan, Mark Dudbridge, Jason Askew and Paul Holloway who beat Darren Johnson.
Take a look at these stats by a cunt called Artur Jaa,
After the recent news by the WDF citing how all ex champions were allowed be part of the new Masters, it got people like Bob Anderson being vocal on Twitter, and of course people wanted to know if Phil Taylor would be interested in playing and Taylor posted this
