This week saw 2 players in the PDC announce they were stepping away from the game. Harry Ward & Jamie Lewis posted these
Thing is these 2 guys knew it was time to step away, for whatever personal reasons, its just a shame some of the people who really need to fuck off cannot do the same,one of those is this weeks winner of Knob of the Week....Barrie Bates.
Barrie entered all 5 events of the Summer Series, and all 5 of the Autumn series and lost first round in all ten earning the grand total of ZERO. He should do what Ward and Lewis done and just fuck off.
In the subject of the Autumn Series, we got the usual comms rimming the fuck out of Durrant calling hoim one of the best in the world, all because he got lucky in countless games in a non ranking glorifed exbo that is the Premeir League.
I have said it countless times durrant is a solid player who can batter cunts who are jobbers, chokers or guys who offer nothing, but as soon as a player puts up a fight against him, Durrant more often than not buckles.
The hype for this guy who has won nothing of note in the professional game is insane.
Look at his performances in the Autumn series.
DAY 1:
Last 128 he got a jobber who had an average in the 70s.
Last 64.....another jobber for him that averaged in the 70s
Last 32....he drew DeZwaan who averaged in the 80s
Last 16, he drew Merv King who hit a huge 92 average.
Last 8 he met the first player that was not throwing shit, he met a proper player in Krusty....Durrant was raped 6-0
DAY 2
Last 128 ...drew a euro jobber who averaged a mere 84 against him
Last 64 ...drew Andy Boulton, Andy played well so Durrant lost.......anyone sensing a pattern here ?
DAY 3
Last 128...yet another simple draw, as he gets a jobber who averages yet again in the 70s
Last 64...yet again another jobber who averages in the 70s...lucky draw after lucky draw for this guy.
Last 32...draws euro jobber John Michael, and its the first game in 3 days that a player played half decent against him that Durrant won.
Last 16..meets MVG...no contest, MVG batters him.
DAY 4
Last 128..What a shock,another jobber who shits himself and averages 86
Last 64...thats right, yet another euro jobber in yordi, who throws muck
Last 32...gets Ryan Searle, Searle plays half decent, and Searle wins...imagine that , a player that does not roll over beats Durrant
DAY 5...
Last 128....draw a clogger who averages in the 80s against him...surprise surprise
Last 64... draws, yet another euro jobber...jammy draw after jammy draw
Last 32.....the choke of the year from Durrant,
Glen drew Simon Shitlock and Shitlock was atrocious, and with nothing coming back at him Durrant was averaging 116, and 4-0 with just 80 needed for a 5-0 lead. He busts the 80, gets another go and fucks it and Whitlock takes the leg, and Durrant's arse falls out and starts to shit himself. Whitlock soon made it 4-4, and despite durrant having multiple match darts, which he missed, lost the match 6-5. It was the funniest choke I saw this year.
It once again reaffirmed everything I have always said if a player plays well or refuses to roll over, Durrant more often than not fails to win.It is now 58 different players that have beaten him in PDC competition.
Madars Razma had a great run on day one, but it was a lucky run, Damon Heta picked up a huge win for himself beating hunchback MVG along the way. He is a boring slow fucker to watch, but you have to give the guy some credit.
MVG did win one of the events, but still looks a shadow of the player he was.
Whilst Barries Bates was the only player to earn zero from all ten events, the only players who made money in every single event were Gerwyn Price who won 2 events this week, Peter Wright who also picked up a title, and James Wade, who hit a nine darter this week. Some other things that stood out were Jose De Sousa who in one leg left double 1 after nine darts.Dan Dawson spouted shite all weekend as well, saying things like you "have to average over a ton to beat price"
Wade was averaging 98 whilst price was averaging 107. and wade was throwing for the win.
so this nonsense you have to average over 100 is just that....nonsense.He must have forgot how the token black darts commentator missed 4 match darts against Vermin in a final as well. Then there was Bellyboy who was abysmal, even getting knocked out first round by Lisa Ashton.
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The World Series finals started tonight with the first round, first up was Darius Labanauskaus who dumped out Harry Ward with ease.
Next up was Ian Shite against Damon Heta, and sure enough white got match darts, but the presence of a TV camera only meant one thing, yep..Ian Shite choked yet again on tv.
Next up after that was Cody Harris who is shit against another cunt who shits himself when he sees a camera, in Dave Dismal.
Sure enough Dave dismal was turfed out. ...and to think people complain when I rip the piss out of Ian shite, Dave Dismal and Bellyboy, 3 useless cunts who have never won a thing of note, the modern day Mardle, Mason and Baxter
Next up was the elongated string of absolute misery , the speed jobber Vinny against Joe Cullen who is fast becoming another cunt who will never win a proper title. Another leisure center warrior, who aint worth a blessed fuck in front of a camera. Of course Joe Cullen had some moan, amazing how the moan only happened after he lost.
Then up next we got Fall In Sheer Luck against the Canadian Jeff Smith.I had to turn off the audio at 4-1 as comms were jacking off how great she was with her....wait for it....huge 87 average ! You would swear she was averaging over 105 like so many of the male players usually do. I don't begrudge Fall-In but Jesus H fucking Christ, the arse kissing is getting more than tedious now. She led 5-1, and Smith started to hit an odd treble and it was game on a little. Fall In missed 4 match darts before Smith made it 5-5, forget all the hype, this was an utter shit match by 2 jobbers.
The very fact that comms would have you believe Fallon played great with her scabby 85 average only serves to prove that munters are fucking shit.
The comms can try hype this horseshit non stop but the reality is , she might be good for a munter, but munters will never EVER compete with the men, and if any munter thinks that is sexist, fuck off and get yourself an education on what constitutes facts. The best munter player on the planet was beaten by a total fucking male jobber, and the good news was we would all be spared all the shit tomorrow night had she won.
Mensur lost the next game with an average of 102,yet the comms who said Sheer Luck had an "astonishing performance", were not falling over themselves when the men were averaging over 100. Imagine that.
Then we had Dimitri against Durrant. After having a shit Autumn Series comms told us Durrant was in form. ...work that one out. Dimitri was utter shit,the latest player to chuck shit against the boringly slow fucker and Durrant to his credit, takes all these opportunities against players that simply dont perform. Dimitri averaged 85, what a shock Durrant won.
Last up was Shitlock who looks more like a homeless crusty each week. He played Steve Beaton, and comms kept harping on how Steve is such a nice guy, how pleasant he is backstage, how long he has been playing, but what they fail to tell the viewers is the old cunt has won fuckall EVER in the PDC, he is nothing but a clogger there to make up numbers. Don't give me that shit that the Bob Potter cup he won after the split means a damn thing.
The good news about the BDO dying is we wont be subjected to any more useless pub players like Kist, Prostate hole, Hankey, Shaky Webster, Fordham the mountain of human shit, Les the cross dresser, Phantom of the opera being added to the list of pub comp winners being called a "world champion"...not that anyone with a modicum of intelligence ever believed a post split bdo tin pot was anything other that a mickey mouse pub comp.When Shitlock took out 108 to break throw, the 8th break of throw in ten legs to take it to a decider, the crowd was bored senseless....Beaton won 6-5,after breaking , the 9th break of throw in the 11 leg, it was his first ever win in a world Series event.
For a TV session of darts, something I was looking forward to due to the shortage of live darts, and even taking in to consideration this was non ranking and an exbo, it was a dismal session, and at least the next few rounds look to be more exciting.
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Last week I spoke how history repeats itself, and how the UKDA still has the same assholes in the county game that were there under Des the liar. I spoke how the UKDA needs to get the cile stench of the Selecta's off them, get away from the BDO and the reputation they have, and what do the fucking spastics do this week, they decide in an effort to honour Olly Croft the founder of the BDO they created an honorary president position.....for Olly's SON.
What the fuck has this cunt ever done in darts beside threaten people with a baseball bat years ago outside Paiges Lane ?
Could you imagine the PDC deciding to honour Phil Taylor so they put his son in the Hall of Fame .
The UKDA are morons, I will bet these fuckers will be just as thick and stupid as the BDO, they have more or less the same geriatric cunts at county. Distancing themselves from the Selecta's and the BDO , not honouring those cunts should be what they are doing.
Last week after I posted the pic with all the darts logos I thought how stupid and bland the UKDA logo is, and how it is so generic, and resembles other logos
I know some will deflect and claim the PDC logo is also shit...which it is, and like the shitty UKDA one is red , white and blue. Why the PDC logo needs the UK colours when they are trying to be a global brand is pretty stupid.
Mark my words, the UKDA is run by amateurs, who will make amateur decisions, and have counties run by inbred cunts, the same cunts that ran them under the Selecta's, nothing will improve, and it is only a matter of time before the infighting begins.
Elsewhere, Des the liar who could never keep his trap shut on social media is in hiding, and rightfully so, cunt should be ashamed of himself, guess he is busy trying to promote the comp in "Torromolinos". The cunt is in need of adult literacy classes.
And spare a though for Tommy the Jew who also is in hiding. Then Des and Tommy are both egomaniacs in love with themselves so will only be a matter of when they turn up spouting more nonsense.
