Lets get the actual darts that happened this week out of the way first....
The Premier League on Saturday night started off with the spastic Wayne Mardle claiming Durrant was not slow. That is a complete lie, as anyone watching darts can see for themselves without the need for a fucking stopwatch.
During the Matchplay semi final it took well over an hour for Durrant to get to 20 legs, and that was Durrant playing a quick player in Aspinall.....and they were not even 2 thirds through the game, whilst in the other semi Anderson and Bellyboy in the same length of time completed 34 legs, with the extra advert break, in the time Durrant and Asp did 20 legs.
I get people want to hype Durrant, but making up complete bullshit to try hoodwink people only makes Mardle look like the asshole he is., then what do you expect from a complete jobber who never won a thing in his life who now spends his time rimming Durrant like Tony Green use to rim prostate hole Martin Adams.
First up was Gurney and Krusty and what a game that was...Gurney led 4-0 including a 164 checkout, and Wright then won 4 of the next 5 legs, before gurney hit a 141 to lead 6-4, and Wright came back and broke with a 9 darter , and held for 6-6,surely Krusty had this in the bag ? and then Krusty misses a rake of doubles to break, and threw in the last leg to get a point in a game he should have won, and missed a dart for the draw, and gurney takes out 72 and takes all 2 points.
That was 2 points fucked away by Wright, and when you add it to the point he fucked away against Durrant a couple of nights before,they could be very costly. Next up was Bellyboy and Aspinall who had a job following the last game, and this game was dire and went the full 14 legs, with Aspinall beating the over rated Bellyboy, despite Aspinall missing 25 doubles.
Bellyboy is the PDC #4, let that sink in, he is higher ranked than players like Anderson, Cross, Wade, Gurney and Price who have actually wons Majors, higher that Durrant who is running amok in the league stage of the PL, and higher than the current Matchplay champion Dimitri. When the fat useless cunt waddles down to the oche when comms telling us he is one of the best in the world, it is laughable.
Third up was Ando against Durrant, hopefully the sulky Scot asked advice of Durrant on how to beat Price in future events and how not to let Price get in his head.Ando led 3- and then went to sleep, and was lucky to be 4-3 after missing doubles, but so did Durrant, and both kept missing doubles, and Ando won a 23 dart leg to go 5-3, after that Glen fell apart and looked a complete wreck and missed a rake of doubles, and Ando was throwing for an 8-3 win, but then Ando must have thought he was playing Price and started shitting himself big time. Glen managed to break,and Ando then missed 6 darts for the win and allowed Glen to hold, to make it 7-5, and Ando throwing for the win, again missed match darts, allowing Glen to break again and then Ando was absolutely pathetic in the last leg, and Glen got a point in a game he played utter shit and should have lost, but it was some bottle job from Ando.
Durrant is without doubt one of the jammiest players in the PDC, the number of players that choke or play utter shit is incredible.
Last up was that dutch cunt MVG, who would be tested again, and despite him averaging well over a ton for the bulk of the game, got tore a new asshole by Price. It was only a year or 2 ago, Price lost every single game he play to MVG, think it was around 16 on the trot, since then Durrant's bitch is joining Gary Anderson in being Price's bitch as well.
I really hope this is the beginning of the end of MVG, and to think some people claimed MVG was better than Taylor....what fucking morons they are.It is not like I even like that welsh poisonous cunt, but Barney gone, MVG on the slide, Sulky Ando one hammering away from crying and retiring, darts will be rid of the old guard, and Krusty and Phantom of the Opera are 50 years old more or less.
The Sunday night had the pc "token black" on comms, to slot alongside the whale John Part who has been flashing his BLM badge all week, first up was Aspinall and the sulky Scot, and as miserable as Ando is, and not counting when the Scot is rolling over for Welsh Napoleon, he can be a decent watch, it is just a pity his mindset is getting more like Barneys each week. There was some quality mixed in with the few poor legs, but being played at a fast pace always made it a better watch. Ando managed to not blow a lead this night and ran out an 8-6 winner.
After that we had the little welsh shit against the painted up 50 year old, and was hoping for a Krusty win,
During the game Mardle claimed how Vermin in the past caught Wrights shoulder twice when throwing the dart so quick before the other player has retrieved his darts, but seemingly that is ok, and within the rules, but if you throw a dart underhanded at a board with no player in front of you, that is worthy of a fine. Typical sort of fucked up rules by the DRA Nazi party.
The game was another class game, and again played at a good pace, and Krusty missed double 12 for another 9 darter. That was his third time throwing at double in 5 days for a 9 darter, and like the night before, for as well as he played and both played great, with both well over 105 average for the bulk of the game, it was another defeat for Krusty despite him finishing with ba 107 average. The only bonus I could think off with the Vermin win was that if the little runt made finals night, another match up with Durrant would be an interesting watch.
MVG who lost 3 of his previous 4 games was up next against Bellyboy, surely no slump would be that bad where MVG would end up jobbing to Smith, Smith had darts to win each of the first 3 legs, and of course trailed 2-1.
We were told AGAIN how Smith is one of the best players in the world, yet MVG having one of his worst slumps is still able to paste the snot out of the PDC #4 player, what does that tell you about Smith ? If he was truly a worthy #4, and was "World Class", then shouldn't he be not only be beating an MVG in a slump, but winning major events ?
Or am I right and Smith is vastly over rated, and just a power scorer with no spinal column ? An interesting stat I spotted on twitter was that MVG's 110 checkout was his first 101plus checkout, of the last 98 televised legs of darts, going back as far as March 12th.
No surprise the last game up was the least anticipated game. Unlike the previous 3 games which were played at pace, this one contained the slowest player in the PDC and one of the most boring, against the most miserable cunt in the PDC..
Posts like "Can’t be arsed with both of these cunts" were typical of the posts that appeared on the forum, as these two took to the oche. In fact the Premier League thread was as good as dead for the night after that,I ended up just only leaving the audio on in the background as I did other stuff on the net, as I had zero interest in these boring fuckers just like everyone else. The Premier League is suppose to be exciting, and being invitational they have every opportunity to have the exciting players, so why have we Durrant who is the most boring cunt in the PDC, it is torture to watch the old fucker plod along, up against a cunt so miserable, he would even depress the viewers. These cunts have the faces for radio, and even then it would still be a cure for insomnia. The only good thing was the result as Gurney was completely raped, then even if Gurney won 8-0 his face would still look fucking miserable. Shame Gurney did not get whitewashed again, as he got whitewashed last year by Wade.
The PL returned on the Wednesday night and first up was the "World Class" and PDC#4 Bellyboy. The biggest choker in the PDC against the slowest boring but steady player. Surprisingly Smith played well and after Durrant missed doubles on his throw in the 9th leg Smith broke and led 7-2 and comms told us Smith was assured of a point, I was still convinced he would not win, and Smith missed a match dart for 8-2, and missed 2 more match darts for 8-4,...obviously and the game finished 7-7, and were it first to nine I would have put my life on Smith losing.
Some people complain I am too harsh on that fat choking cunt, but people are now starting to realize how over rated this cunt is, but No, people will claim he is World class, and the rankings say he is the fourth best player in the world.
I am glad the fat cunt blew it, no one wants to see him on finals night. People will speak about Durrant's bottle, but you don't need bottle, when you know Bellyboy is going to shit himself. Look at James Wade, who made Bellyboy his own personal bitch with something like 18 wins in 22 games, once you know he is going to choke you only have to bide your time.
Smith is so bad, I think Chizzy or even Ian Shite could stand a chance of winning a trophy before him. As for Glen, he is the jammiest player in the PDC when it comes to people fucking away points against him, Ando, Krusty and Smith all missing match darts, and a heap blowing huge leads, that luck cannot keep happening.
After that we had Gurney against Ando, the PDC most miserable looking player against one of its biggest sulkers, and thankfully Ando played well enough to make this watchable. Ando missed a match dart for an 8-3 win, and then Ando started his choking and missed 6 darts for an 8-4 win, then missed an 8th match dart for an 8-5 win, and in the final leg, he managed to hold his throw for an 8-6 win, and all those extra legs difference could make a difference, The comms proceeded to tell us had Ando lost how he would be in a mood. Yes, Ando who would be responsible for his own actions would be in a bad mood with others. Imagine that, ando would be a moody cunt? Who knew that ?
Next up was Krusty the Klown against the dutch prick MVG, and Krusty was soon 3-0 up as MVG was averaging 82......it was wonderful viewing. The look on the condescending baldy cunts face was priceless. By the time Wright was 5-0 up, hunchback did manage to up his average to 89.MVG finished with an average of 92, which was enough to earn him a single leg. Krusty battered the shit out of the dutch cunt. It was a joy to watch. After watching that MVG belittle so many players over the years, run his mouth and be your typical dutch cunt, it was magnificent to see him get battered. Also that did Krustys leg difference the world of good. At this stage I was looking at the table thinking what it would take for MVG to miss out on the play offs.
Last up for the night was the kid from Stockport Nathan Aspinall, not to be confused with the "Stockport wonderkid", who is Tony O Shea, as that is what Tony Green referred to O Shea as during O Shea's last Lakeshite final. ...I shit thee not.. A last 4 of Durrant, Ando, Wright and Aspinall was my preference at this stage. Price and Aspinall started off really poor, and Aspinall got better and led 4-1, Vermin was missing crucial doubles. Price then woke up and took out 301 in 6 darts to break and held to make it 3-4. Nathan missed 3 darts to lead 6-2, but Price broke , Nathan missed even more darts to break again, before Price eventually held to trail by just one leg at 5-4, Nathan fucked up on throw and Price broke again and was now throwing for the lead. Asp missed darts for 6-2, 6-3, and 6-4 but did make it 6-5 with a break and then he held to make sure of a point. With a point in the bag Aspinall missed a match dart to win 8-5, so Aspinall was then throwing for a 8-6 win in the final leg and he made no mistakes, and wrapped up the 2 points.
All in all seeing Price and MVG both lose were good to see. Smith's choking is expected, and Gurney is only there to make up the numbers.
The Thursday night started off with an interview with MVG who said how so many players like Wright, Ando, smith and himself all played bad against Durrant, and most players perform bad against him, and he is right, regardless of my dislike of MVG, you cannot argue with that. First up was Price and Gurney, a poisonous little prick against a miserable orange cunt, whilst thunder thighs turner was on comms. Needless to say my level of interest in this was minimal.The only good thing was Price only got the single point, which upset him clearly as was seen in his post match interview.
Ando and Bellyboy was as expected a great scoring game, fast paced, so always going to be a good watch, and it took 6 legs before Bellyboy started choking when he missed 3 darts at a double to hold and that was it, the chance on Michael Smith not only winning but coming from behind to win was impossible.Bellyboy did not win a single leg after that, and the "PDC #4" was trounced 8-2.
Next up was Krusty taking on the Asp and was a slow poor start but picked up midway, when Krusty came from 5-3 down to rattle of 5 legs on the trot to take the win, it was his finishing that was key.
Last up was the supposed game of the night, not because Durrant is exciting, cos he is not, not because MVG is the best player in the world at the moment, cos he is not, but merely because MVG is Durrant's bitch and the possibility Hunchback might miss the play off. made this important, or at least be promoted that way.
There are many certainties in darts, Bellyboy will choke, Des the liar will blame someone else for his failings, and Durrant being a jammy cunt, and sure enough MVG missed match darts, like Ando, Smith, Krusty and others have done, and MVG had to make do with a draw. Then MVG getting a draw of his master must be a plus for hunchback....was hoping Durrant would beat him for the 4th time on the trot, but it was not to be.
Friday Started off with Aspinall beating Gurney, in a pretty standard affair by all accounts as I missed the match. The only important thing was the result.
Next up was Krusty against Glen Durrant, and Wright missed dart for 6-3. missed a dart for 7-4 also. but was the better player and won 8-6. The odd thing is last week and earlier this week Wright played better and lost games, like that where he got the nine darter. This week he beat MVG, beat Durrant and won games with lesser performances. That win was a kick in the balls for Smith and Price, and possibly MVG at that point,
Up next was Ando against MVG in a game Hunchback simply could not afford anything less than the win, and would be played at a decent pace with quality darts and we were not let down. Ando won the first leg, MVG played well and missed a dart at a double for a 4-1 lead, but MVG did break again and on his throw at 5-2 up and on a 127 checkout he turned down the bull with Ando on 139, when MVG returned missed 3 darts at a double and lost the leg, , Ando then held throw after MVG missed a double for a 6-3 lead.MVG started to see his 110 average plummet by 9 points and missed yet another double for a 6-4 lead, and it was now 5-5 and Ando had the throw, and held for a lead of 6-5, MVG looked to have completely fucked it, Ando missed tops for a 145 checkout and a point, as MVG broke to lead 7-6, MVG only had to hold for the win, and he won a nervy last leg for the badly needed 2 points.
Last up was the choker against the vile dwarf, a game that would not matter if Vermin failed to win, Smith missed 3 darts to lead 7-5, but still got a result , by holding Vermin to a draw.The only game in which Smith did not choke was in a game that was meaningless, he hit 9 maximums, and we all know he has talent, power scoring etc, but has no backbone.
As for Vermin, if he cannot beat the likes of Smith he does not deserve to be in the playoffs.
So heading into tomorrow night the hunchbacked dutch prick is depending on darts most slowest and boring player to come up with a win to help him out. As for Durrant, he had now just one win in his last 5 games and that was against Gurney who is bottom, and of his 3 draws he was lucky to even get them.Tonight he averaged in the 80s in his defeat.
Mardle, always so quick to rim Durrant then said how if Durrant lost tomorrow night it would aid Durrant's chances as it would eliminate MVG from the comp, which is true, as the winner of the league would play 4th in the league in the play offs, meaning Durrant would play MVG, however were Aspinall to win 8-3 then MVG could not qualify even if he won 8-0, and Glen would meet Aspinall in the playoff, providing Ando lost or drew.
As someone who does not like the condescending Dutch prick and enjoys comps more when he is out, I suspect the vast majority of others would rather have MVG in the playoff over Aspinall, and I am not sure Durrant would though. I syuspect Durrant would rather meet Aspinall in the last 4.
Mardle was of course quick to point out Glen would not do that and players don't fix games. Except players do fix games, ask McKinstry and Nijman who have confessed to it, and if you believe others Ando, Robson, Fitton etc were well known for it in the past during their bdo days, that said I don't think Glen would fix a game, but he could still lose as his form in the last week has dipped from the week before.
With the playoff not happening til October, there is a very strong chance should MVG qualify, the player that turns up in October will not be like the player of the last week, and those around him know that, so that makes for an interesting night tomorrow.
Vermin Price did an interview where he likened the Premier League to a glorified floor comp,he is partly right, it is a glorified comp, an invitational one, the difference is at least a floor comp is ranked, the Premier League is not, and this is why I have never viewed the Premier League as a Major. Yes its major money and tv exposure in normal times, but a true major would have to be ranking, and players in the PDC top ten would not be left out because they were not in the little "clique".
Another week in the BDO that was an utter shambles. After last weeks AGM there where another heap of other counties made the decision to leave the BDO ...for the UKDA obviously, not that Tri-Nations group.
First up, take a look at the fucking spastic, Graham Manning one of the Selecta's minions and goafers, who posted this
This is something else, you would think only the BDO have rules, this was obviously a dig at the UKDA, MAD, Tri Nations etc. This abortion surviving prick is so fucking stupid he does not even realize the UKDA etc are following the rules established by the WDF.. The same WDF that made the rules for the BDO. This guy is so fucking retarded he is certainly at home promoting the BDO.
Then there is the crying about those counties who decided to break away than have anything to do with a heifer humping orange prick, who blames others for all his failings and that inbred Cult that is the BDO. Also sections of his rant were robbed of another website and copied.
Thanks to DartsAnonymous on Twitter who posted THIS
Check out how the proven liar tried to bullshit people concerning his latest lie, seemingly he can say one thing "officially" and say something else in a private message, but the message dont count because it is not "official.
Another little gem in that was how he claimed "MY headed paper", not bdo paper but his alone as id he is the lord and Master, and he was using an account that his wife has access to.
Could you imagine Barry Hearn using his wife's facebook account to give official PDC statements and claiming "my headed paper" when referring to the PDC ? Of course not, cos Uncle Barry is not a fucking asshole spastic.
Then the ex horse braiding compulsive liar, posted this
9 teams ! There was 66 counties , and that 9 includes Yorkshire, which I will get to in a bit, but must speak about Cambridgeshire first. As soon as the above letter surfaced, this interaction happened
Seems the BDO simply decided Cambridgeshire were staying, or some individual within Cambridgeshire darts took it upon themselves to make the decision for them, and it has not gone well with many.
It was not the only county as on facebook it seems Yorkshire is another.
As an Irish person when I hear the name Yorkshire it conjures up many things, For some people its those lovely dales, or the pudding, or maybe those little terriers.
For me I think of inbred yokels, with flat caps, and more whippets than teeth, and a well deserved reputation for being the meanest cunts to walk the Earth. I think of the inbred bdo scum who speak of Yawkshiiiire grit, I think of genetic throwbacks like Johnboy Walton and Mr Potato head Waites and the rest of the missing links in the land that time forgot. It seems their decision to remain with the BDO was done by the chairman and the players involved had no say. After a load of arguments on different facebook groups Yorkshire darts claimed people were spoken to and Super Leagues captains also, when again people spoke out Yorkshire darts on their facebook group started deleting the comments because this is their mentality, somehow by deleting the comments the truth somehow is eradicated.
These vindictive cunts, treated their own players like shit, and I hope when the BDO County shit starts up again with their handful of counties, that Yorkshire, the only county of the former BDO Premier division that showed "loyalty" to the "family" enjoy their long trip to play former 4th division teams like Isle of Wright.Take a look at the letter they posted, the last part is hilarious, and obviously a dig at the UKDA.
How will you see them all again next year ? The obvious implication is that the UKDA wont last, and even if that were thru, then it would still make no sense, as Des said any returning team would have to start at the bottom.
If they meant Yorkshire would join the UKDA next year, then they would have to start at the bottom.
These people are so vindictive, bitter and spiteful, they cannot even throw a snide dig in without fucking up. I will miss the BDO when they eventually are gone, the amount of unintentional comedy this cult provides is second to none. Any child that ever shows an interest in business studies, should start off reading the history of the BDO,
How about this
Thick cunt does not even know how to spell lose. Once could be passed off as a typo, but twice shows he is thick as pigshit. You think if he is going to rant on the same social media that he claimed he was not going to post on as it was toxic, you would think he get his spelling righ, since he is using the same fucking account he uses for official business, and secondly it should be an account that is solely his, not something his useless wife should have access to.
Who knows, maybe he will tell people he "dint respect" my opinion, as seemingly that is a word now.
But the best part of the entire rant is the last paragraph when the cunt who will always blame others for his faults and failings, yet again tries to lay the blame at the feet of others, when he claims the bdo could get back to a good place "if people use their common sense".
you could not make this shit up, the person with zero common sense and the reason the bdo is in the position it is , is blaming others cos of their lack of common sense.....that is truly staggering.
And lastly Bellyboy Michael Smith is having a cry on twitter crying about how people are abusing him by being called a choker...well boo hoo.
The fat prick is a dart player, and one well paid considering he has done fuckall in the game, and crying how he has to haul that Andy Fordham body double out of the crib to chuck a few darts at a wall for less than half an hour.
The way he goes on you would think he was doing something amazing like travelling back from Pluto with the cure for Cancer, fuck off you entitled prick. Here is a guy, who I doubt could handle a full time real job let alone have the mental faculty to do anything else, cry like some asshole because some person on the internet called him a choker, which he is.
This is like the Yorkshire darts i mentioned it earlier, where they think deleting shit, will make the truth not be true.
Maybe if the guy stopped choking maybe, just maybe, people would not be calling him a choker.
I did laugh at this reply.
UPDATE :
Look what is doing the rounds now..........wonderful
