The main topic in darts this week has obviously been the Matchplay, and I have totally enjoyed it, and saw this by Glen Durrant before the comp started, and whilst obviously a joke, it was also true.
The PDC did the best they could given the covid situation, and the crowd noise added has had its detractors, and seeing that scruffy cunt Shitlock celebrating in his first round match towards the non existent crowd made the spastic look even more retarded than normal. and then there was issues like during the Ricky Evans and Daryl Gurney game, we were told the players can hear the same audio as we hear at home...if that is true then the spotter in the Daryl Gurney and Ricky Evans game deserves a funt in the hole for his fuck up.
Evans needed 65...went for the 25, and hit the bullseye, and right away the audio comes on for him winning the leg, then stops, whilst Ricky is throwing for the 3 to leave the double 6 and the audio is stopping and starting, therefore putting off the player throwing for a double. Luckily for Evans he hit the double, but the spotter or whoever is responsible for doing the audio is clueless.
The lack of crowd has had an impact on this event, and nothing will convince me otherwise.
You only have to look at the former winners of PDC majors and see that Hunchback, Wade, Cross, Price, Gurney, and Wright have all gone out, and the leisure centre cunts, the usual tv chokers, and the glorified floor players are having a run as there is no crowd for them to shit themselves in front off.
That said personally I prefer the audio than the silence, and each to their own, but the Knob of the Week has to go to Sky TV. I said during Ally Pally I would never ever again pay for their service, and that still remains true.
Last week I mentioned how token blacks, token lesbians, token munters etc will all be among those hired to tick political correctness boxes and sure enough Sky quick to replace someone with Parkinsons went full on to tick those boxes again
Can some cunt enlighten me why Devon Peterson was hired other than being token black ?
The guy is fucking atrocious, has an accent that sounds like a scouse rentboy on helium, and speaks as much inane bullshit as that other useless cunt Paul Nicholson.
Sky then compounded it with the hiring of Thunder Thighs Turner. What in the fuck has she ever done of note in Darts. She is not only a munter, but a munter jobber in the BDO, and here she is dispensing advice. Her experience of top level darts is on a par with Chris Masons medical experience. A munter who averages around 50 in some run down bingo hall in front of 4 people thinks she is an authority to give advice to players who play at a standard she could never reach, she is just another one hired to tick some minority box and hoodwink us all to think women are as good as the men , except they are not, and any deluded bitch reading this blog who thinks otherwise can go fuck themselves. Sky are well aware how Devon and Turner were not appreciated at Ally Pally, as was the case with the Trina Gulliver, and still Sky brought them back. That is a basic Fuck you by sky to its customers.
Then between every advert break we got the political correctness adverts where successful rich and famous black people were harping on about racism, and whilst I am against racism, you do have to ask, if racism is as bad as these people claim, how did they go to college, earn so much and become famous ? How were they affected. ?
Then came the point where I nearly lost it, Sky in the middle of the darts stopped to do a story on apartheid in south Africa, amazingly when South African Devon Peterson, the guy hired only because of his color was happening to be standing there. Then we were subjected to more bullshit as some bint asked Devon about him and apartheid, the same apartheid that was over before Devon was 5, but why let shit like the truth get in the way of them trying to brainwash the people.
Devon spoke how during his time in college....and I started thinking of all the white people who cannot afford to go to college,and wondered how exactly has Devon actually suffered. He certainly got a fucking job he did not deserve based solely on his color, which to be is the very epitome of racism, getting a job based solely on your color. Still I am sure some leftie arsehole will find fault with me highlighting the double standards.
I put on the darts to ...wait for it....watch darts, not be lectured on racism by some leftie cunts. I did not turn on the darts to be given some politically biased horseshit, or witness some asshole tv network hoodwink people in to thinking "look how pc we are" Fuck off with that shit, if I want to watch that sort of pandering, there is plenty of other programmes on TV to cater for that horseshit. I put on darts to watch darts not that shit.
Sky can go fuck themselves, as said they will never get a single penny of me ever again, and will encourage other people to watch illegally or pay for PDC TV.
As for this shit where people go on about White privilege, I can assure you I never once in my life gained from being white, and as for White guilt, since I had zero say in what color I am, or what gender I am etc, I will not feel guilty for anything I was not responsible for..
So take your snowflake shit and fuck off. I cannot wait til sky contact me again about signing up again.
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Anyhow back to the Matchplay, gonna start with the last match played. I have mentioned before how I like Glen Durrant, and even said I would like to see him do well, but that does not alter the fact he has to be the jammiest player in the PDC. I wanted him to beat Vinny, but fuck me, that game was a case of whoever choked the least would win. Has Glen ever beaten a top player who performed well ?
Every player Glen has beaten has been some floor jobber, a guy that previously got a fluke win over a top player, or a top player that did not play well or show up, or in the case of tonight a glorified jobber. Add in the fact, since Justin Pipe sped up his throw, Durrant is the slowest player in the PDC and makes Wes Newton appear as an extrovert. Durrant simply is a hard watch.
Tonight that miserable elongated long string of dutch misery shat himself in a way even Ian Shite and Chizzy would be proud off. He was not only leading by 5 legs at one point, but was 3 breaks of throw ahead and still the miserable moaning prick still choked. On the matchplay thread, on a forum I post on, with over a thousand posts in the thread some members were saying at 10-5 to Speed Jobber they were confident Glen would still win, such is the level of jobber Vinny is. That tells you how shit and predictable some players are.
I don't know what it is but Dutch people are the most miserable race of cunts, they even make the French appear almost normal, and by fuck is Speed Jobber Vinny one miserable cunt, even at the end he tried to lay the blame for his hole falling out, on the caller Kirk Bevins. The DRA will be taking a chunk out of his winning for that.The whiny cunt was complaining because he was rightfully pulled up on throwing a dart underarmed.
Should Speed Jobber have won ? Yes, Vinny was at one point 10 out of 21 on doubles, but led comfortably.....by the time the game was over he had hit just 6 out of the next 30 doubles. It was not like Glen was any better, it was he was the lesser jobber of the 2 tonight, they missed 62 doubles between them SIXTY TWO and credit to Glen for being honest and saying he should have lost, but as boring and slow as Glen is, he is a far better player than Vinny and does not shit himself like the other cunts that clogged up this comp.
During this comp I have been rotating between RTL7 the Dutch channel and Sky Sports streams, and tonight watched the Sky version and the bias by the comms towards certain players was more than obvious. They were practically creaming themselves when Glen won. The bias by comms towards certain players in the PDC is something else than needs addressing, its getting like Tong Green levels from the bdo.
As for the Dimitri against Fatpot match, you could hear how annoyed they were Dimitri won as they was biased in Lewis's favour.
Was anyone surprised Chizzy lost, or Ian Shite managed to spot a camera and shit himself, White was 8-4 up in a race to ten and still managed to lose. He is consistent, I will give him that. As for the others, Price was very poor, maybe he needed the audio to have the sound of booing to motivate him, Wade could not score in a brothel, Gurney and Rob Dross are up there with Durrant as the most boring players to watch in the PDC, so not bothered the two went out.
By the time we reached the quarter finals, and had 8 players left, all top 4 seeds were gone, and the highest ranked player left was Bellyboy.
Here is a guy who is now due to results the #4 player in the world, and has never won a title of note in his life. He is 2 games away from lifting one and I still expect him to fuck it up.
Of the other 3 semi finalists, Ando is not the player he was, Durrant needs to win a trophy and with his luck and the draw has a good chance and needs to take it as he is 50 years old and wont have a better chance to win a title, a title that Glen clearly said would mean more to him than his Lakeshite titles....again, honesty from Glen as everyone knows Glen's 3 Lakeshite titles were nothing comps won in piss poor fields against pub players, the only thing major about them was the 300k he pocketed from them, and whilst I like Dimitri as well, I think he is not consistent enough and will be an easy match for Glen.
I expect Glen to be in the final, if he plays Smith, I think Smith will shit himself in yet another final, if he plays Ando, I would fancy Ando.
My Order of Preference would be Durrant, Dimitri, Ando, then Smith...if only to see smith lose to prove yet again how fucked up the current ranking system is.
However part of me also wants it to be a Dimi and Smith final if only because they are the youth of the game, Ando and Durrant are old cunts who had their time, and the game would be better with younger players.
Either way, been a decent watch, and prior to the comp my main wish was hunchback not winning, so any result from here is a bonus.
Highlight of the week was seeing hunchback with his mouth open catching flies getting turfed out by Shitlock. Its one thing to lose to Shitlock but he got raped. The best part was Hunchback acting the prick prior where he basically made light of shitlock in interviews, so was fun to see it come back and boot him in the hole.
The following evening on the Dutch stream they had Jelle Klaasen on the panel and when they were looking back at hunchbacks defeat, Jelle sure did have a big smile on his face for a while. The curly haired panel host which looked like a porn star from one of those 70's Rodox skin mags was clearly annoyed Hunchback was gone out which I enjoyed as well. Any comp where the cocky arrogant prick MVG goes out is automatically better in my opinion.
Some people actually think MVG is better than Taylor....yeah right.
Then there was this obese sack of dutch shit interviewing Ratajski....the fat cunt sat there with his arms folded and proceeded to interview Ratajski in the most condescending manner, The interview was in English for those wondering. The interviewer said to Ratajski, you have made £25,000 which is a lot for a dart player from Poland, and then treated him like some cheap immigrant by asking question about how poor people are in Poland. Fat condescending Dutch prick. So it pleased me the last Dutch cunt went out of the comp tonight, and hope the speed jobbers best friend took time off from cheating on his wife to watch the speed jobber get rolled over by the Phantom of the opera.
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As most readers of this blog can quite clearly read, I do give players a slagging, however as I mentioned a few weeks back there are cunts out there , who are not just wishing death on players, but wishing it on their families. I detest degenerate gamblers, who because of their own stupidity and complete greed, waste their money on gambling, and when their bets dont come in, rather than accept their own stupidity,they would rather blame the players instead.
If these cunts cannot afford to lose that money without getting in to such a frenzy, they should not be gambling. I hope the players go further with this and those assholes get what is coming to them.
Ricky Evans and Daryl Gurney the latest as seen here
While on the topic of Twitter, there was this scruffy cunt having a whine about the Dart boards, and whilst I admit the Unicorn boards are not the best quality, how come only sahitlock has the issue. He says he is sick of people whining. They are whining you crusty looking prick because it is true, you are making shit of the boards.
Even mardle got in on this.......yes Wayne you prick, you might have blocked me, but your rants still are still known.
As for the BDO, their meaningless AGM is fast approaching and there are rumour that the counties will not be allowed attend unless they cough up first.
The same counties who were responsible for seemingly hiring Des the Liar as their chairman to represent their interests are now being dictated to by the him. Priceless.
Des is obviously to think to comprehend as chairman he is accountable to the shareholders of the company he is chairman of. The shareholders are the counties, so he has no right to stop them attending, and another point is that said AGM is to discuss the previous year, for which the counties are paid up, regardless if they choose to leave afterwards.
The lying sack of human excrement is trying to force counties to stay with the BDO, but his threats don't work, they never have, and if anything only convince the moronic people running the counties to fuck off and join the UKDA.
I say UKDA since the Tri Nations is done in mu opinion, of course Tommy the Jew who claims to love darts, is doing his best to make sure the amateur game is more splintered than ever posted this on facebook.
Thing is Tommy in his attempt at wit and sarcasm makes valid points, but fuck him, he is only saying this now to try promote his Tri-Nations rubbish, where were these anti BDO essays last year and the year before ? Oh, that's right, there was none because the old fossil prick was too busy rimming the hole of horse braider and was no Tri Nations then....no doubt another coincidence.
As for the BDO what happens if or when the majority of counties fuck off ?
The WDF own the "official world title" moniker, so the BDO cannot use that
Lakeshite is no more, that dump the mushrooms would pretend was the home of darts.
What now...no lakeshite, no "world pro", no counties, no money.....tell us again horse braider how you will save the bdo, give us all a laugh.
With that in mind I thought it was time for a new take on the BDO logos....last time I messed with bdo logos Popcorn Teeth Sue Williams threatened to "sue" me. I hope she meant in the legal terms, as opposed to Sue Williams me, that's a frightening thought.
No more Lakeside, no more Darts for All....
And lastly to finish things off, last week I showed a tweet from a moron who claimed the PDC were gangsters and thugs. He could not help himself and continued his bullshit. He sounds like some bdo mushroom and deluded player, maybe he was a q -school failure or something, certainly has an issue with Uncle Barry..
I wonder when the next bdo tv comp is on ?
