So this left Bellyboy, the most petulant, arrogant and petulant cunt who for well over a decade had delusions of grandeur and minus a short 3 month period had done little in around 15 years He did not play tonight, because he could not even fucking qualify. Tuesday and Wednesday he lost early to the same player Michael Unterbuchner, and on Thursday he entered 2 Euro Tour qualifiers and lost in both. In ETQ#13 he lost in the last 80 to Nico Springer, and in ETQ#14 he lost in the last 40 to Patrick Geeraets. It means Bellyboy cannot make the European Championships, and is over 10k outside the Grand Prix spots. This week has been an absolute nightmare on multiple fronts.You could have some sympathy for a player having a bad period , slipping down the rankings, failing to make events, but not him, mainly because of his attitude and his levels of entitlement., and this might be a rude awakening.
PDC EURO TOUR - CZECH OPEN
Saw none of Fridays action, and appears I missed little of note, but did smile when I saw 3 of the most miserable cunts in the game went out first round in Barney, Woodlouse and Gurney. I wouldn't miss them, and caught Magpie's post match speech on twitter which should have woke cunts riled up. Cullen fell yet again to an early exit. Saturday, the seeds that went early included Dobey, Heta, Noppert, Chizzy
On the flip side Price, Cross, Wade, Humphries, Littler, Rock and MvG all won their games with ease over decent players. Sunday afternoon and Humphries won comfortably, as Cross went out without a whimper to the match fixer, Krusty who looks like he got "the aids" blew it against Bunting. Wade averaged 8 point less than Smudger but won a close good game. Van Veen sent Littler packing, which was another pleasing result. Gian seems to be piling on the weight and getting a fat belly as well. Price kept up his recent great record against his friend and countryman Clayton and Rock had no problem against MvG averaging in the 80s. Searle missed D12 for the 9 darter but it mattered not as Fattimena sent him out.
LAST 8: Humphries sent out the ugly match fixing cunt, Wade beat Bunting hitting 2 maximums for an 11 darter in a deciding leg. Price was averaging around 107 but missing doubles and went 5-0 down, it was over. The obese annoying prick Rock averaged 110 against Fattimena in a 6-1 win. Josh Cock acts like he won ranking majors and is a top player, his ego is as bloated as his stunted obese body.
SEMIS: Wade averaging 105 went 3-0 down and had chances but missed crucial doubles and his game went to dogshit and Humphries cantered home 7-1 in a piss poor game. Gian stuttered in his game but went out to Rock.
FINAL: Humphries far from his best did enough to retain the title he held. Rock was far from his best too.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #26
With no Littler, Wade, Bunting, Dobey, Cross, Clayton, Rock etc many players were bumped up to seeds, not that it mattered as in the last 128 a total of 11 seeds were beaten, including MvG, Bellyboy, Searle, and Wattimena. Highest average of the round went to Dirk with a 108.78
LAST 64: Bradley Brooks averaged 111.96 dumping out Humphries. 5 other seeds went out including Menzies and Barney.
LAST 32: Out went Dirk averaging 88, out went Cullen and Woodlouse. Heta had the highest average of 104.05
LAST 16: Out went Heta, Chizzy and Schindler after missing match darts. Highest average went to the match fixing cunt with a 106.40.
LAST 8: O'connor with the highest average of the round with 104.09 beat Brooks, Gezzy dumped out the match fixing cunt, Ando beat Noppert in a last leg decider and Van Veen beat Ross Smith.
SEMIS : O'Connor blew a big lead and lostalag leg decider to Price, whilst Van een sent Ando out with a 104.62 average.
FINAL: It was an exceptional final, Price hit 2 maximums in multiple legs and led 6-0 averaging 110, as Van Veen fought and got back to 6-5 but an 11 darter with another max saw Price break and throw for the win and with back to back maximums again took the title after multiple missed match darts and a finishing average of 109.28 and a first 9 average of 130.77, thanks in part to him hitting 13 maximums.
MVG was now 100th in the qualification for the players champs finals, a whole 9k off 64th place with events running out and in typical form for the rubber lipped mongo, he got the hump and pulled out of the following days event. I hope he misses out on the PC finals.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #27
LAST 128 : 10 seeds went out including Humphries, Heta, Ando, Aspinall, Dirk and the previous day finalist Van Veen. Highest average of the round went to Dom Taylor with a 103.11. There was 6 averages over a ton , 3 of them belonged to players that lost. Noppert hit a 9 darter again Super Mario.
LAST 64: Bellyboy went out to Unterbuchner for the second day in a row, also out were Chizzy, Gilding, Barney, Gurney and Rydz. Highest average of the round went to Gruellich with a 108.65, which was 31 points more than his opponent Chizzy.
LAST 32: Out went Smudger, Menzies, Magpie, Fattimena, Flukeman and Zonneveld. Highest average was Smudger with a 105.84 who lost to Merkx with a 104.73.
LAST 16: The match fixing cunt was battered by Unterbuchner, and out went Schindler, Searle and Ratajski. Hurrell had the highest average of 99.71.
LAST 8: Scott Williams was the first through to the semis with a 101.94 the highest of the round, followed by Price, Noppert and Cullen.
SEMIS : Cullen averaged 100.63in beating Williams 7-1, and Price beat Noppert 7-3 averaging 104.98
FINAL : Cullen led 6-4 but finishes of 98 and 104 saw Price break and hold for 6-6. Cullen held and then missed a match dart and Price held for a final leg. Cullen only scored 160 in his first 9 darts and Price did not really punish as Cullen hit a max and regained control and took the title.
LATEST NON RANKING MEANINGLESS SHIT
I tuned in to catch the end Cullen's game against Heta, and saw Cullen smiling as he lost again, De Decker and Clemens started brightly with Marshmallow Man missing the double for a 9 darter. Wade took on Humphries which was piss poor to begin but got better as it went on and Wade missed 2 match darts and lost in a last leg decider.
Then there was the battle of the cheaters, one a cheater on his now ex-wife, the other a match fixing cunt, thankfully it Hunchback won, the lesser of 2 evils, after that I was done and only saw the results a few minutes before typing this. The hyping during the event was nauseating, hyping possible match ups, but since we have seen the top players play each other every week in the Premier League, and repeat it over and over in multiple World Series events on top of that, the top ranked players in the world having head to head matches has lost its zest, when it has been raped to death over non ranking meaningless events.
I will watch some more of this over the weekend, but no true darts fan will see this event as anything more than an exbo
