KNOB OF THE WEEK
Step up Joe Cullen. Here is a former Masters winner, former PL player now dropping like a stone in the rankings. He rocked up to both Players Championships earlier this week, where both events were completely depleted of all top talent and lost to Neils Zonneveld in event #22 and in #23 Owen Bates averaging 85 beat Cullen 6-1 in the last 128.
To turn up to both events and drop down in the rankings is some doing.. He dropped down to world #30
MATCHPLAY
The Matchplay final was a repeat of the UK Open final, the previous ranking major this year. No surprise Littler, and Wade who also won a floor title were the top earneRS of the calendar year. Even before the quarter finals Littler had made more money in the first 6 months of 2025 than he did in 2023, and so did Wade, so financially rewarding for both justified finalists. As expected Littler again came out on top in their rematch of the UK Open
Its no surprise Mardle spoutS endless bullshit but when he referred to the littler 9 darter as the second best 9 dart ever, he was referring to the best being MvG-v- Bellyboy being the best. I believe the littler one was better because every single dart was perfect, unlike the MvG Bellyboy where there was a missed dart, so in terms of perfection Littlers was better, I will go ever further, Nico Springer hit a 9 darter in the German Super League which saw both players hit 6 perfect darts before Springer made the 9 so technically the leg Mardle refers to as the best is not even in the top 2 as both others had absolute perfection. Then why would that cunt Mardle ever let the truth get in the way of his agenda ?
PDC MUNTERPLAY
Who was the first woman to win a PDC tourcard ? Lisa Ashton
Who was the first woman to hit a 100 average on PDC tv ? Lisa Ashton
Who was the first woman to play in 4 PDC World championships ? Lisa Ashton
Who was the woman Twat Porter decided to ignore and never hype...thats right Lisa Ashton a former 4 time Women's champion
Instead the PDC with a long history of selective favouritism decided to hype Fallon Sherrock, and braindead fans who are so gullible will believe anything they booed 2 jobbers that played Pinocchio at Ally Pally and Twat Porter would have you believe those 2 wins made her the greatest female ever. No mention of the appalling crowd behavior against the male jobbers ever mentioned, of course they never mentioned how she is a 7 time Q-school failure, and those 2 lucky wins against jobbers was half a decade ago.The PDC tried to pretend Sherrock was the first woman to beat a man on tv in the PDC. Unless it suits the agenda of Twat Porter the PDC only promote what suits them. So did the PDC give Ashton the same respect ? Of course not they were on to their next favourite player, Beau Greaves, the female version of Littler, both talented, both obese, both chavs and both thick as pig shit. I do not blame Sherrock, but Twat Porter for this favouritsm, and equal disrespect to others more deserving.
Last Sunday was the PDC Munterplay, obviously I had better things to do on a wonderful Sunday afternoon than subject myself to that shit, but throughout the previous week when the event was being promoted all the hype went on Pinocchio and the Honey Monster, so when I found out later Ashton won I laughed. When I saw the highlights it was even funnier as Pinocchio missed Eleven match darts, whilst that absolute human defect Stuart Pyke sounded disgusted, which is always a bonus. You could hear the disappointment from the panel, the crowd which was quieter than some at funerals, they seemed shocked Ashton won as these abortion surviving mutants have been conditioned to think whatever Twat Porter hypes.
Sherrock missed 11 match darts, and for that the blame lies on her. I tried to find a wikipedia page for the Women's Matchplay and even wikipedia does not have one for the history of the event, as you have to type each yearly event in separate for the women's events. Normally I might give Pinocchio Knob of the Week for those 11 missed darts, but she did reach the final and I will give Pinocchio some credit though, I respect her for doing all real women a favour and beating the biological man that was allowed enter the fiasco. Men have no place in the women's game, the clue is in the title "women's". No amount of brainwashing, government made laws, public opinion, agenda etc can or will ever alter the reality that a biological male cannot be a female. You cannot alter the laws of biology. Simps will call this hate speech but it is not its just speech they hate, as the truth hurts. As for Ashton, delighted for her, to not only win but beat Twat Porters 2 favourites along the way and spoil the Greaves-Sherrock final they wanted.
Credit to also to the WDF for banning mentally ill cross dressers from Women.s events, who would have thought the WDF would show more sense than the PDC who still allow those men to play in Women's events, and will and have ejected fans who dare voice their disapproval. I read reports last weekend how some people protesting Noah Man Lueven inclusion in the Women's event were bruised and assaulted by security staff who them ejected them from the building
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
Every single player in the PDC top 12 gave the players champs a skip, he was a chance for Chizzy, Smudger and Noppert who were inside the top 16 to make ground, maybe Wattimena the highest ranked player without a PDC title had as good a chance as any?
The Match fixer went out first round and made zero , wonderful. Also out went Babs, the other seeds to go first round were Schindler, Joyce, Gilding, Rydz, Barney, Pikachu, Edhouse, Williams and Huybrechts. In the last 64, out went Smudger, Chizzy, Gurney, De Decker, Ratajski, Magpie, Dolan, Razma & Mansell. In the last 32 out went Cullen, Wattimena, Soutar,Woodhouse, Doets, and Lukeman. Menzies and Clemens went in the last 16 and in the last 8 there was only 3 seeds left. Then the #5 seed Van Veen went out to Bialecki, and in the semis #8 seed Noppert went out to Bialecki with the Pole playing Neil Zonneveld in the final. I was happy Zonneveld did not win, last thing I want is him climbing the rankings. The Pole climbed 19 spots to world #79 and cemented his appearances in not only the PC Finals but the Worlds also, a huge win for him.
In the next event Wattimena finally won his first title, beat Wenig, who was also going for his first. It is the first time ever 3 players champs were won in a row by first time winners. Fattimena's win saw him jump 4 places to #26 and bialecki jumped 17 spots to #81. Cullen played in both depleted fields and managed to drop a spot to #30. Good for Wattimena, even if the fat cunt wept like a faggot afterwards.
