WORLD MATCHPLAY
WADE -V- CULLEN
At 4-2 down the only double Cullen had a shot at in the last 6 legs was the 140 he took out for 8-3, he had just 4 shots at a double in the entire game, Wade averaged almost 105.Wades best leg was 10 darter.
NOPPERT -V- MENZIES
The Jock is a moron and a mess and bust 178 at 3-0 down, and thanks to Noppert fucking up he managed to take his first leg for 7-1 but it was all one way traffic.It was not like Noppert was even in top gear.
HUMPHRIES -V- VAN VEEN
I am a big fan of both, but was delighted to see Van Veen win, and looked unlikely with Humphries taking out 146 for 3-2, but Humphries started to lose composure and the plot and at 7-7, missed doubles saw Humphries blow chances and Van veen stayed solid and took a huge win.
ASPINALL -V- MATCH FIXING CUNT
I am no fan of Asp but I despise the match fixing prick who has no place in the game, and sadly the cheating prick won a class game where Asp was constantly chasing. There was 16 maximums, and out went Asp who was defending 200k, no more PL for stutters.
HETA -V- GILDING
Goldfinger missed double 12 for the 9 darter but took the leg to trail 5-4 and both averaging over a ton. When Gilding hit a 177 to leave 20, Heta took out 130 for 8-6, Gilding broke with a 104 and held for 8-8, the breaks kept coming and it went 10-10 before Gilding broke and held for the win. Both averaged over a ton and shared 18 maximums. Another classic.
CROSS -V- VAN DUIJVENBODE.
Cross started brilliantly and led 6-2 and this looked over and done, but Dirk pressed and got back to 6-6, and at 7-7 Cross missed 3 darts for the leg and Dirk took out a huge 137 and held for 9-7 and held for the win 10-8. Dirk won 8 of the last 10 legs, a collapse from Cross in a game that saw 13 maximums.
WRIGHT -V- WATTIMENA.
After an early break Wattimena led 3-1 with 100% on doubles and went in to the interval 4-1 up and missed darts for 6-1, and went into the second break 7-3 up. Wright picked it up a bit and won the next 3 legs to trail 7-6 and missed a dart for 7-7, Wattimena missed darts for 9-7 and Wright broke for 8-8 as Wattimena went to shit. Wright missed darts for 9-8 and Wattimena threw for the win and wrapped it up with his 4th match dart, a game that seemed to drag on.
CHISNALL -V- DE DECKER
Chizzy broke twice and still lost the opening session 3-2, in a poor game. Chizzy missed darts to break 4-3, but at the interval it was 5-5. At 6-6 Chizzy broke and the crowd woke up but it did not last long as Decker broke and ran out the winner. I just wanted it to end. Chizzy was, is and will always be a tv jobber.
ANDERSON -V- WOODHOUSE
I am always happy to see a former winner progress, and despite going 2-0 Ando hit the gas and won the session 3-2, at 5-5 Ando let the boring fuck for dead and romped home.
CLAYTON -V- SCHINDLER
The German was averaging around 105 and was 6-2 down, as clayton was superb. Clayton did drop his standard but won 10-7. Schindler lost with a 103 average.There was 14 maximums in the game.
LITTLER -V- SEARLE
Comms were wanking themselves blind over Littler going 4-0 up averaging 123. Speaking of blind, Searle played well, but lets be honest even if Littler played his C game, Searle would have still lost as he is like Chizzy another tv jobber. Littler finished with a 108 average.
BUNTING -V- JOYCE
I do not get some people absolute love for a fat scouser, he hit 10 maximums but it was a poor game, and Joyce had his chances and came from 8-4 to 8-8 and had the darts but missed double 5 and Bunting broke and held for the win.
DOBEY -V- PIETRECZKO
Dobey really had to dig deep to stay in it early doors, but when he got 7-4 ahead the petulant hun faded and Dobey stayed stronger without being anywhere close to be top level.I like Pikachu, then Dobey is a charisma vacuum so hardly surprising. Dobey won easily with a scabby 90 average.
PRICE -v- GURNEY
Price was broke in leg one but won the next 4 to take the session with ease, at 8-6 up Gurney took out 150 to break and the next leg saw 3 maximums and Price broke to throw for the win which he secure. I certainly did not miss the miserable northern irish cunt. Price finished with a ton average. I wont miss Gurney.
VAN GERWEN -v- VAN BARNEVELD
Speaking of miserable cunts, both these fuckers are totally unlikable, and both were shit, like the Dobey game it was a case of the least worst player winning with Hunchback taking the first 2 session 3-2 for a 6-4 lead. Good riddance Barney.
SMITH --v- ROCK
Smudger started atrocious and was soon 5-0 down, maybe his recent comments how he can win future majors was ill timed. Smudger did get 3 legs but was 7-3 down at the interval but the fat blob Rock had the momentum and did not let up and taking out 140 to break and lead 9-7 killed Smudger's hopes.
SECOND ROUND
NOPPERT -V- VAN VEEN
Despite going 2-0 down gian rattled off 7 on the spin including 150 & 120 checkouts and missed darts for 8-2.Noppert held twice and then broke to throw for 8-6 but Gian broke and held 10-5 and moved a leg away.There was no way back. Noppert was the 7th player in the world top 16 to exit at that point.
WADE - V- MATCH FIXING CUNT
Wade had chances in leg one but took the next 3 to lead at the interval. The match fixing cunt broke but Wade took out 108 and 121 and won the session 3-2 again. Wade then took out 2 checkouts on the bull for 8-4, broke and held for 10-4 and saw out the game with a 102 average. Since I like Wade and despise the cheating match fixer this for me was a superb result.
BUNTING -V- ANDERSON
Gando started well, scored better and led 3-1 and 5-3 but the wheels came off as Ando missed countless doubles and went 8-6 down. Bunting missed d12 for the 9 darter but it was poor quality. At 10-7 Ando woke up and took it to a tie break at 10-10 but then collapsed. This was another game where the fat scouser averaged just low 90s and scraped through against an opponent who either jobbed or not show up.
CLAYTON -V- DE DECKER
Another game where both averaged low 90s, Clayton won the first 2 sessions 3-2, and a hold and break saw him go 8-4 up.After a few breaks each Clayton went 10-7 up and the writing was on the wall for the Belgian. I wont miss him.
GILDING -V- DUIJVENBODE
Goldfinger came out flying going 4-0 up averaging 110, and at 5-0 they traded legs until Dirk broke to trail 8-5 but Gilding took out 103 to break back and held for 10-5 and this was basically over. Gilding was solid and finished with a ton average.
DOBEY -V- PRICE
I missed the first session and returned to found out Price was 4-1 up averaging 114. Dobey took out 142 to break but Price broke back and when he hit an 11 and a 12 dart break of throw, Dobey looked done as Price went 8-2 up now averaging almost 116. After the interval, Price broke and held and it was 10-2, Dobey took a leg and was averaging a decent 98 but he was getting mauled. Price finished with a 108.73 average.
LITTLER -V- WATTIMENA
It was time to switch off as I dislike both players, and listened to some podcasts whilst had the pdc live scores on and saw the obese kebab guzzling fucker fucking around with an 82 average and Fattimena go 4-0 up, but still expected the rotund chav to turn it around. Fattimena blew multiple darts for 5-1, but did break back and hold for 6-2. 7 perfect darts saw Fattimena go 7-2, but Littler won 5 on the spin and averaging almost a ton and with the Dutch choker missing darts for 9-9, was lucky to get another go, but he was hanging on and Littler missed match darts and it went 11-11 and it was only a matter of time Littler broke and threw for the win which he got after Fattimena missed 4 darts for 12-12.
VAN GERWEN -V- ROCK
Hunchback broke in leg one with a 150 checkout, and depsite Cock breaking, MvG broke 3 times in the first session for a 4-1 lead. hunchback missed darts for a break and 6-1 as Rock held, broke and held to trail 5-4, but MvG held to lead 6-4 at the second interval. He scored superb but his doubling was hurting him. The pair traded 4 legs until MvG broke for 9-6, but missed darts for 10-6 and Rock broke for 9-7 and took out 152 to trail 8-9 and broke to made it 9-9, and made it 4 legs on the spin to hold for 10-9. Mvg took out a huge 138 for 10-10. After Rock held, MvG was throwing to save the match, and Rock missed a match dart and it was 11-11. Rock hit 2 maximums and was lucky to win the leg and lead again and broke the hunchback for the win with a 95 average.
QUARTER FINALS
Van Veen and Gilding were the only 2 players out the top 16 in the world left in the last 8.The dumb cow cunt on sky told us Bunting was in championship form. The fat scouse over rated cunt who won nothing of note ever in his career was lucky against Joyce, and Ando. His 92 average in his previous game is not "championship form". He has never won a ranking major in the PDC, in fact he has not even reached the final of one, those non ranking meaningless shit like World Series and exbos do not matter. He just wins some floor comps mostly when the top players give them a skip. The obese fucker has always annoyed me since the day he weeped like a fat fucking faggot in the arms of Barney and claimed he was a World Champion cos he won a bdo mickey mouse event. He is obviously mentally ill, no normal person allows themselves to become obese and accepts it.
VAN VEEN -V- WADE
I was not happy with the draw as both Wade and Van Veen are among my top 3 favourite players in the top of the PDC currently, so one of them would be going out, on the flip side one would be in the semi. Wade started shit and lost the session 4-1. He was 1 from 12 on doubles. Wade in the next session won 5-0 and was 5 from 6 on doubles. Wade hit 4 maximums and 13 x 140, his scoring was solid. Wade then held and broke and held to make it 8 legs on the spin for 9-4, held for 10-5. They then traded legs as Wade kept holding to maintain his lead at 12-8 at the break Gian finally got a break to reach 10 legs and threw to make it 11-13 after Wade blew multiple doubles, Wade was now on the backfoot throwing shit as Gian missed 2 darts to break again and Wade held for 14-11, Gian held, but so did wade to go within a leg at 15-12. Gian was playing better and winning his throw with ease and made it 13-15, but Wade then put in a super leg and wrapped it up with a 3rd match dart. Wade scored better, deserved the win but Gian played better at the end and came close to getting the breaks he needed.
CLAYTON -V- BUNTING
Went for a shower and came back to see Clayton be 4-0 up and then go 5-0 at the interval. Live scores said a 110 average and a 160 checkout. Remember how we were told by a idiotic munter that Bunting's 92 average was "championship form" ? Well he was now almost 96 and still getting dry fisted. Clayton had to throw an awful leg for Bunting to hold, and the fat scouser had to depend on Clayton missing more doubles for him to hold for 2-6, and all 5 legs went with throw in the session. I was bored, a typical boring game looking at an ugly scouse git against Clayton who has as much charisma as Cardboard Dobey. I like Clayton, seems a nice guy but this was boring as fuck. Clayton's 110 average was now down to 95. The crowd were bored senseless. The third session ended with the score 10-5, the holds continued until the Taffy broke for 13-7 at the interval and Clayton broke for 15-7 with a 108 checkout. This could not end quick enough, and out went the fat fuck.That fat scouse cunt deserves nothing with his low 90 averages.
LITTLER -V- GILDING
Went to the pub, not expecting anything more than a Litter cakewalk and only saw the youtube highlights, and what I saw fair play to Gilding he put in a solid performance, full kudos to the guy, who came within a leg of taking it to a tie break, cannot fault him with some crucial checkouts
PRICE -V- ROCK
Again this was only the highlights I saw, with the podgey cunt winning the session 3-2 on thow, and breaking to take the second session 3-2 for 6-4. Price did edge the next session but still trailed 11-9., when Rock broke for 13-9 it was the beginning of the end for Price.
On the plus side at least one of Littler and Cock was going out, and writing this now we have Wade - Clayton, and 2 fat cunts in the other semi. I expect Littler to win it ouright beating Clayton in the final, which is hardly going out on a limb, but regardless of results it has been a wonderful competition, and hard to begrudge any of the remaining players a victory as all 4 have proved their worth.. That said Littler possibly had the easiest run in terms of opponents but struggled so far
Of course those who read every week just to moan about the blog claimed that Wade only just became the #5. What these mentally stunted people cannot comprehend was for the entire year Wade was multiple spots above Price who got an invite to every single world series, PL etc, whilst a higher ranked player received not a single invite. Yes Wade was around #8 , for the year but Price was ranked around #13 at the time of the selections for the year. The point remains the same and valid. Then these people who complain about my blog only serve to highlight their own ignorance and inability to understand basic principles. I did enjoy wade's interviews this week mentioning how if he did reach #4 at the end of the year the selection process for the PL would change, which was one of his many valid complaints.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
As for Knob of the Week it surely has to go to Cross, a former World champ, a PL player who lost 8 of the last 10 legs against a player who was not in the best form, who then lost convincingly to Gilding in the next round. For me the worst showing by any of the elite players.
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PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
This returns next midweek and already he players skipping this are Clayton, Cross, Heta, Humphries, Littler, Rock, MvG, Bellyboy and Krusty. It would not surprise me if Wade or gilding also give it a skip after their runs and accumulation of prize money, on the flip side, players like Smudger, Aspinall for example will see this as an opportunity to make hay when the sun shines and bank a handy 15k for the winner, players like Aspinall need it with their slide down the rankings, as for Krusty Bellyboy, etc, that is nothing short of sheer laziness and its easier to drop out of the top 20 than it is to get back in it.
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