KNOB OF THE WEEK
In the 2023 PDC Premier League Peter Wright won just a single game in the opening 9 weeks, and even then was battered in the following game, by the time the play offs came around he was bottom,and failed to qualify obviously. The following year he was undeservedly given the "Barney treatment", where you do nothing all year, are undeserving of a spot whilst far better performing and more deserving players are left out.
Of course those that defend Barney and Wright will offer up pathetic excuses how Barney will bring in the Dutch fans, as if MvG was not Dutch, or how Krusty dressed like a clown will sell countless tickets to fans.
Sure enough Krusty was invited back for the 2024 glorified invitational exbo for friends of Twat Porter, and did even worse than he did the year previous.
It took him 7 weeks to win a game, and then was promptly battered 6-1 in the following game the same night. In the 16 weeks he lost 16 times, as on the 2 nights he did win a game he was quickly beaten next round. It was obvious to everyone he would struggle, and was undeserving of the spot, and this week the potbellied retarded cunt decided to show how delusional he really is when he claimed
"“If I win a major and they pick me next year that will probably be my last Premier League. I’ll try my hardest to go out with a win. I’m getting older and all the travelling is tough. I’d concentrate on all the other tournaments. Let these other youngsters like Joe Cullen and Chris Dobey get their chance.”
Firstly, the only "majors" are the World championships, Matchplay, Grand Prix and UK Open, the original big four.Non ranking events and the TV titles like the Players Championships finals are not Majors, even the PDC do not refer to them as Majors but Premier Events.Krusty will not win one of the big 4 majors, the way he is playing. When you factor his shit performances are coinciding with the rise of Luke Scumphries, and the Kebab guzzling chav littler hitting top form, then Krusty would be lucky to win a players championship and even then would need the big names to give it a skip. The way he says give the youngsters a chance shows his complete lack of awareness, how gracious of him as if he had any say in the matter, this is the ego of this cunt that he cannot even admit to the preferential treatment he has got , and when those "youngsters" as he calls them do get their deserved opportunity, it won't be because Krusty wanted it, but because those players will have earned it.
Then again maybe Krusty will be back again next year, he can pretend he is going to retire, that would be a novel way to get back in the Premier League, the PDC and media could be all over that like flies on shit. Twat Porter would lap that up, after all it worked for Barney after he got years of undeserved invites to Twat Porters little clique comp.
I did watch some of the Premier League this week as for the first time in 16 weeks there was a game where something was on the line, if only a spot in the play-offs in a non ranking invitational exbo.
Earlier in the night around half past seven, or breakfast time if you are Luke Littler, we saw the Kebab guzzler take out 120 with tops, tops, tops,, Luke Humphries in a match took out a 170 and there was multiple other big checkouts like 140 from Bellyboy, but the checkout of the night and possibly the entire PL was the 132 by Bellyboy against Aspinall which broke Stutters throws and saw Bellyboy go 5-3 up.
Bellyboy who was always a fat cunt looked anorexic against Luke Fattler. How does a teenager allow themselves to be that fat ? His parents should be in court for child abuse for allowing kids to become that obese, then they did not care when an adult woman was going out with him when he was a minor, or he was vaping etc. Bellyboy beat Littler for the 5th time in the Premier League.
THE BIOLOGICAL MALE WHO THINKS HE IS A WOMAN.
This week in an interview with "De Volkskrant, Noah Lynn said 'half the hall' started clapping after he lost a match in the Women's Series earlier this year. This statement is bullshit in my opinion, if there were that many real women annoyed, and there should be, why is it then that Deta was the only woman to refuse to play the biological man ? I believe he is a liar.
In another interview with Sophie and Jeroen he went on to state "I'm a woman and I just want to do what I love to do and happen to be good at, and that's darts."
These men with mental issues believe if they keep repeating this mental illness over and over that these men are women somehow people will just accept it, throw the laws of biology out the window.
I have 2 Dogs one a female , the other obviously a male as like people dogs only come in 2 genders. The male which is a long haired German shepherd is 2 years and 5 months and next month he will be getting neutered. When his balls are cut off, he will not be a female, he will still be male, he will still be bigger, stronger and quicker than the female. Cutting his balls off wont change his gender,and if the wife put a pink collar on him, he will still be a male...are ye getting it yet ?
OTHER DARTS
With it being such a quiet week with no player championships, nor euro tour I decided to look at a bit of Modus in the evenings after work, dear Christ even by Modus standards this was deplorable. In one game between Scooty Eye Joe Murnan and Ladyboy Rodriguez there was 21 missed match darts, a slew of averages in the 60s. Group B looked the best but that had Keelan Key so that that was not an option as I cannot watch him. You cannot see him and not notice the mouth thing he has going on. Once you see it you cannot focus on any game, its like Callan Rydz and his bird nest comb over, it makes you incapable of just watching the game, or that bloke in drag pretending to be a "woman". The game is always secondary after that. Keelan Kay however does comes across as a decent lad in interviews, the opposite of Cam Crabtree who acts and prances about like an arrogant entitled petulant prick, then most short arse ginger cunts are exactly that... pricks.
Tonight is some yankee darts, as its the qualifier for the PDC US Masters, which itself is a non ranking exbo, but its only on darts connect and looking at the averages so far its pretty grim. Tomorrow night is the first event of the North American championships, but reckon the pub is a better option
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