KNOB OF THE WEEK
It's no secret how much I dislike MvG, why wouldn't I when he makes it so natural for people to despise the rubber lipped mongoloid hunchbacked cunt. This is guy who sat on his huge fat hole and allowed himself to get fatter and fatter, a cunt that seems to develop a cough or a fit of sneezing when he is behind in games behind his opponents back., a guy that when his wife was pregnant with his child he was trying to fuck skank slappers in Bradford. An arrogant and obnoxious odious prick with delusions of grandeur and a condescending bastard, that whenever he loses in a final I take joy in watching him standing there humped over with his mouth wide open catching flies.
This week he let his mouth run amok as usual and showed what a complete tit and delusional prick he really is. In an interview earlier this week for PDC Europe when asked who he thought was the greatest darter of all time. ''The greatest is Phil Taylor,'' Van Gerwen had to admit. But when asked who is the best ever, a different answer came. ''That's me.".
This baldy delusional prick actually claimed to be the best. No one can deny he in his prime was a great player, but the only people on this planet who would put hunchback above Taylor are inbred morons who obviously never were around to watch the career of Phil Taylor. The baldy prick has a mere 3 World titles to Taylor's 16, Hunchback has a mere 3 Matchplay titles to Taylor's 16. There is no comparison, Taylor batters him in almost every department, from comp wins, head to heads, highest comp averages.
This obese wife cheating prick was even made cry live on TV by Taylor more than once, he was even given a whitewash by Taylor in a World championships, in fact not only is MvG not the best ever, he is not even in the top 2 of all time as Bristow was vastly superior as well.
This week the Sun Newspaper,an absolute rag and joke of paper that is only good for riling up grief mongering scouse gits claimed MvG has the second most world titles after Taylor, seems Bristow has been removed from their history. John Lowe who also has 3 world titles was also ignored.
how can anyone forget John Lowe, the man who along with Leighton Rees thought a comb over was a fashionable style. Today that trend is being carried on by Callan Rydz and Luke Fatter.
People who never watched Taylor and think MvG is the best will never grasp how good Taylor was, and likewise those who only saw Taylor and MvG and never saw Bristow will not appreciate how brilliant he was. Some people ignorant as fuck think a quick google search and a peruse of his averages makes them an expert, and will judge his career on "averages" not factoring in the older boards with the smaller trebles, that were surrounded by thicker wires and big staples and darts that were far thicker.
How as ever, MvG decided to run his dicklicker, claim to be the best ever, and then gets humped in the first game of the Premier League, and turns up at the UK open and jobs to Mensur Suljovic, the same Mensur Suljovic that shat himself on the Ally Pally stage to pinocchio Fallon Sherrock a couple of years ago.
Remember when MvG went about running his mouth how "people fear me"...how is that working out ?
Also last weekend MvG was discussing another fat cunt in Luke Fatter and uttered this nonsense "I've seen a lot of kids in his position drift off. So I don't think that's good for the sport."
Maybe I missed it, but who was the last kid to reach a world final at 16, or won a PDC World Series title at 16 or won a main tour ranking players championship at 17 and then "drift off". What other kid was in his position ?
Oh wait, it never fucking happened, just yet another case of Hunchback MvG running his dicklicker yet again..I cannot wait for this mongoloid Dutch prick to fall away, telling anyone that is stupid enough to listen how people fear him.
KIM CRYBRECHTS
The Belgian Orphan managed to pick up yet another fine of the DRA Nazi Party this week, and as usual played the victim, not even a Jewish scouser could hold a candle to this cunt for victim persecution complex. Seems he threw a punch at Mike De Decker who did not even smack the cunt back. Crybrechts thinks he is a hard man, I had facecloths tougher than this prick, his wife seems to be no better and loves getting involved. Remember how during the world Cup Crybrechts played the victim against Van den bergh and even then there was talk of their wives arguing.
Is it any wonder Crybrechts and Van den Bergh act like bitches, as both were born with bitches names, over here Barbara and Kim are women's names .
Crybrechts once got fined a grand by the DRA Nazi Party back in 2015 over an altercation he had with a load of ex bdo players in Steve Douglas, Robbie Green, Dean Winstanley, Alan Norris and James Wilson in a casino where the wannabe hardman told Steve Douglas who had previously suffered a heart attack "Go have another heart attack and die". Green, Winstanley and Douglas all received fines for the incident. Of course the victim complex suffering cunt Huybrechts claimed he was the victim there too.
The poisonous little cunt can kiss his world Cup spot goodbye soon, cos if De Decker does not replace him, I am sure Andy Baetens will in time. Like MvG he is another I would like to see do a Toon Greebe. Was happy to see Keane Barry, who had a great weekend on the Development tour winning 2 events and top of the table send Kim out.
On the topic of making retarded claims that poor unfortunate victim of mother nature from Modus Joey Deacon on Tuesday screamed down the microphone after jobber Nathan Givan had a freak result of 4-0 against a woman where he averaged 113, that Girvan " was making a statement". The same Girvan that after 2 days of play did not even have half the points of the player above him in the table, and in his previous game averaged in the 80s, in the game after the one where he supposedly "made a statement he lost 4-0 averaging 83. I get you have to hype things a little, make out things are better than they are, ignore the shit averages, but by fuck Modus take it to a whole new level. If any player was making a statement it was the little fat mick, Shane McGuirk who won 10 games on the trot. on the first 2 days, and won 14 of his 15 games..
Another person making a complete ass of themselves this week was Krusty Peter Wright, who in an interview prior to his game in the Premier league spouted a load of shit. I posted this on a forum after his interview.
How the fuck can people make such ridiculous claims and not feel utterly stupid afterwards ? Does he have any self awareness ? The hype in the PDC is so bad it wont be long before we are told how Wright had made the quarter finals every week of the PL, treating the viewers like morons.
I enjoyed what I saw of the UK open so far, always pleasing to see the likes of Barney job out early, good riddance to Wessel Nijman too the cheating prick who should never have been allowed back in the PDC, and good riddance to the fat farmer Mitchell who moves like a sloth.
As I was out tonight and do not have instagram I have no idea if Vermin Price took to social media to give some excuse for his jobbing to spacehopper Schindler. Is Price capable of winning a Major in a venue that has a crowd ? The scruffy cheating half blind window cleaner Ryan Searle trailed 8-2, and then won 7 legs on the bounce to lead 9-8 and blew it. Bellyboy and Cullen was a great watch, as was Wade and Fatter. I expect a good run to the semis at least for Gary Anderson, playing very well lately
