KNOB OF THE WEEK
Back in December 2022 I awarded Knob of the Week to Pinocchio Sherrock for her deluded claim that all the players were bringing their A game against her. So it is only fair when a male player makes an equally as retarded claim he too should win Knob of the Week.
This week after Price lost again in the Premier League took to social media to claim "everyone's just bringing their A game against me at the min"
That is absolute bullshit, and here is why. Lets look at his results in the PDC 2024 competitions.
THE UK OPEN
I was sick of seeing so called dart fans crying all last weekend how the UK Open is not a Major because it was full of jobbers, it is like these cretins would rather see the same players over and over, just like watching the Premier League week in week out. prefer the variety, seeing those who normally make up the numbers get a run, and a pay day, and if you do have a problem with these so called jobbers clogging up the business end of a ranking major, then blame MvG, Price, Bellyboy, stutters Aspinall etc for them not doing their job, don't hate the lower ranked players because they beat your favourites.
This is what makes the whole UK Open special, if you want to watch the same players over and over go watch the Premier league. The only depressing thing was witnessing Babs van den Bergh go back up the rankings. Match of the competition for me was Heta against Littler, a classic.
This tweet did make me laugh
THE GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL EXBO
This weeks roadshow took place in Brighton. The show started with the blonde bint standing out in the street, and the first thing I saw were blacks in tracksuits followed by a cop car, pissheads, cornholers and beggars, under a graveyard western sky on a dark miserable evening. No advert from their tourist board will ever compensate for that bleak grim image which made it look like a shit stain on a map. It made the venue in Exeter of last week look like fucking paradise.
First up was Price and Scumphries who when he misses a double makes a face playing to the camera like the attention whore he is,Price was shit yet again.
Then we got Cross against the vile MvG and then heard the horrifying sound of Turner.
Why is Thunder Thighs turner commentating on the Premier League ?
I know at this point some beta cuck trying to impress others will love to pretend they are sickeningly woke, and then complain because I have complained but no one can even answer these simple questions
What experience does Turner have of playing in front of crowds that size ?
What experience does she have of playing for those levels of money ?
What experience has she of playing to those levels of ability ?
The answer is zero, she is there because her birthcert says female, it is wokeness at its most vulgar. Off went the audio I refuse to listen to some cunt who has never played at those levels try pretend they know anything of the levels , experience, etc.
I will admit for the last leg of Cross and MvG I turned the audio on to hear the excuses by that prick Mardle.
Stutters Aspinall lean frame only served to highlight how obese Luke Fatter is. The cunt's fat hole, its almost as wide as Hunchback MvG's one. How can anyone allow themselves to get that fat and do nothing about it ? It is evident these cunts have zero pride, shame or self respect. Their women have to be with them only for their money as they are repulsive.What else does Luke Fatter offer the lazy cunt, what does MvG offer when he tried cheat on his wife when she was pregnant at the time. It has to be money.
Last quarter final was the potbellied man in his 50s who pretends he is a vegan, whilst dressed like a fucking retard, taking on Mumbles, a guy so fat where even his head is so fat he is incapable of pronouncing the most basic words in his own fucking language. Here is a guy who if you discount a lucky 3 month period over a year and a half ago has done nothing in over a dozen years in the PDC.
Krusty had 2 darts for his first win but missed in a shit match, I was bored senseless at this stage and just quit watching am sick of the same players week in week out in a non ranking exbo that means nothing....am sick of it at this stage, the sound of Mardle, the bullshit hype and the sight of repulsive fat cunts, its just too much and went and watched the West Ham match.
There is 11 more weeks of this and I am fed up with it, hopefully by the time finals night comes across I might somehow develop an interest in caring.
EURO TOUR
Thank Christ this returned. Match of the day was Harryson against Van Veen and listening to Dawson go on like it was the greatest upset ever annoyed me, even Paul Nicholson had to inform him that Harryson has put in some great performances in the past 12 months, mostly in Modus. Jose de Sousa was superb in reaching 5 legs against Luke Littler, and when he got 2darts at a double for the win, completely shat himself and lost the match, and as good as Littler has been, he has certainly got more than his fair share of luck so far this year.
Leighton Bennett who always came across as a common scumbag, only reinforced my belief this week when this appeared DRA FINE INCOMNG
I love nothing more than laughing at Mushrooms , and especially at people like Birmingham's answer to Christy Brown who constantly contradict himself.
When he got puled up on it, he quickly deleted the tweet, and when people laughed at him, he tried to pretend he "was joking", a ploy he has used countless times in the past when he was caught. Why would you anyone delete a tweet so quickly if they were joking. Then this is a mutant cunt who once joined a forum under the name of another known person and used that account to wish cancer on his main account so he could be seen as the victim. When he was outed, claimed he was going to anger management classes. He should get a refund, as he is always angry.
Lastly I updated the RIP Section on my blog after the passing of Tony Green.
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