I personally have no issue with Littler playing, as for all those moral crusaders who are crying about him on a gambling site etc, he plays county darts in a pub surrounded by piss heads and degenerate gamblers anyway, my issue was how they just change any rule to suit themselves. As for Littler, I could not believe he was only 16 when I saw him I thought where was his paper round ? Beirut ?.
Then these clowns Modus were asking people on twitter who they would like to see. Why ? If people spoke out how they are sick of watching Duff and parasite Adams stinking up the comp would they suddenly stop inviting them over and over ? I am convinced these simpletons actually think Duff and Spineless are some sort of name attractions that people want to watch.
I did laugh at the guy in the tweet who "begged for Jason Lowe"
The biggest news of earlier today was the passing of Bob Potter, and whilst I have berated that mickey mouse heap of shit Lakeshite Cup he sponsored, I never had an issue with the man himself, who never had to sponsor the BDO before the split, when the BDO actually mattered. My only complaint about the guy was his failure after multiple years to remove framed pictures of convicted pedos from his wall.
After the split Bob started to sponsor the BDO which was now an inferior shit product and the likes of Olly Croft was too thick to go out and find a sponsor as he hated progress and Bob pumped a lot of money in to those jobber events, but Bob was shrewd, as he knew the scum that remained in the post split BDO were all jobbers who saw Lakeshite as nothing more than a front for a 9 day piss up, when fat pot bellied pub cunts would sit in the bar all day horsing pints, still wearing their darts shirts, even those that were already beaten and out of the comp. I reckon over half the prizefund he gave out he got back over the bar or via the hotel of the players alone.
I would suspect Bob got his money back renting out the damp stink rooms and serving pints of shit drink to predominantly common Northeners with alcohol dependencies. I mean who else besides bdo scum would have stayed in that dump of a hotel, or bought that piss he passed off as quality beer, or risked salmonella every time they ordered a chips and burger ? Order both together obviously as ordering them individually one year cost more. I wonder how long before the salmonella centre sees its first bulldozer ? I am sure even the refugees would not want to stay there. Of course the WDF will be sweating, as the thoughts that a 94 year old man drawing his terminal breath will have been a shock to them clowns. I will be adding Bob to my R.I.P. section on my original site when or if it returns, and then some precious cunts can report it again since what I write gets to so many people.
With the BDO gone, the trophies gone, Bob Potter gone, next on the list should be the WDF an old decrepit out of touch organisation run by imbeciles.
On the topic of death, I saw this post on a once popular darts forum that is on life support that gets around 3 posts a week.
ENGLAND DARTS
Speaking of out of touch, old and being an imbecile that brings me to Tommy Thompson and England Darts who started a begging campaign on go fund me. In the begging transcript, we are told how England Youth were the British, European and even World champions. This tells me that Tommy Thompson is an absolute failure if he has the world champions and he cannot find a sponsor or use those supposedly "meaningful titles" in order to finance the team.
Its his fucking job to look after England Darts, and he has openly admitted he is not up to the job. He needs to fuck off and retire, he has failed that youth team and has an excuse every time and not once has taken responsibility for his own failings. If they are now at the point where the pony tailed simpleton's modus operandi is to go begging on the internet, its time for England darts to get rid of all the old cunts and start with fresh blood. They could not be any worse. What person in charge or an Organisation would allow this eye cancer of a poster be released. Tommy thinking this poster is fine tells you his mindset. Look at the fucking state of this
I am getting sick to the fucking teeth of being repeatedly told week in week out how Aspinall is a fighter, he never gives up and other such bullshit. Remember it was his choke to Bellyboy in the Grand Slam final that saw the obese cunt Mumbles go on to win the event, get the monkey of his fat back and then go on to win the World title. The same Aspinall who earlier this year hit the lowest average in the history of the Premier League, and this week he led 4-0, and he never gave up, he kept on choking making sure he lost the match, despite the player bottom of the table give him chance after chance as he missed over half a dozen match darts.
Price winning again the only bonus on another meaningless night, as his good form upsets so many people. I have seen so many posts where people are giving their opinions on how they could improve the PL, how they could have selected far more worthy players than Asp and Barbara the twink, stop picking Twat Porter's little clique, or get rid of the munters hired only to tick boxes, or sack the jobber Mardle, but in the end it wont matter a fuck because it is simply a non ranking invitational and that's all it will ever be, that interests me as much as a World Series event.
Do you know why comms rim Aspinall ? Its the same reason they kiss the hole of that entitled fat barrel of human shit wrapped in skin Bellyboy and that other entitled odious prick and manic depressive Luke Humphries, it because Pyke, etc are all racists who want those 3 English cunts to do well.
It upsets them that Price, Krusty, MvG, and so many top players are not English. Why else would anyone give 2 flying fucks about those 3 entitled English cunts.
Remember how they kissed the hole out of Cross when he won the world title, but as soon as Cross dropped down the rankings, comms switched to Cullen , and then dropped him when Luke Scumphries came along. Pyke and co would sooner rim the most vile cunts solely because they are English.
The muppets ran another event today or at least a qualifier for their up coming Masters. I had no problem with them having their so called "World Championships", after all the WDF call their shit a World Championships, the BDO called their shit a "World Pro" and World Championships, and pretty soon Modus will probably call their little clique event a World Champs too, but these senile fuckers are raping this too death now.
When Lowe , Taylor, and others start taking up residency in graveyards, this thing will collapse, who will want to cough up to watch Robert Rickwood take on some other jobber. We already heard how Darren Johnson thought he was more deserving of places than Phil Taylor, after all Johnson did in the game.
Anyhow today Darryl Fatton managed to win a game 3-0, then his opponent had a 3 dart average of 36.82. That is not a typo. In other notable results the PDC failure Scott Mitchell, you know that Bob Potter Cup winner that mushrooms would always hype ? Well he went out to a guy averaging 64. In fact multiple jobbers won games with averages in the 60s.
What I found funny was mushrooms defending the shit averages using excuses like it was a short format so they "should not read much in to it", but they were quick enough to promote a rare 100 average , and the double standards lost on them.
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Monday afternoon I decided to switch on this shit to pass some time not knowing who was involved and right away as I spotted the fixtures I saw the Neil Duff, one of the worst so called world champions in the history of the BDO/WDF involved yet again.
Can someone explain to me how players like Conor Heneghan for example who has had far more success than Duff and that parasite Martin Adams has to play in a qualifier in order to play in modus, but Duff who has been nothing but a jobber every single time he has been undeservedly invited does not have to qualify, even though like Heneghen, Duff is not English and from the same Island as Heneghan.,how come he is exempt from qualifying ? Is it because he won a WDF tin pot cup ? Why should what was won outside of Modus hold any sway with Modus, they are not the same organisation.
Does that mean a former PDC trophy winner for example would also be excluded from having to qualify ? Or is it because Modus are crooked cunts and simply invite Parasite Adams and the useless Duff cos they somehow thing these vastly over rated jobbers have some sort of name value. They have none, and if , by some miracle they ever had, its sure as fuck long gone as they bomb week after week.
By the end of play on Monday, Duff had lost 4 of his 5 games, and was rooted firmly to the bottom of the table. Even a guy who lives around the corner from him in Ballyclare was owning him and finishing above him. A Q-school failure in John Henderson topping the group. The following day on Tuesday Duff lost 4 of his 5 games yet again, and on the final day of the group comms were rimming him how he has suddenly "found form" when it was impossible for him to even finish in the top 4 of a group of 6. He had to go in to group C, the group for the lowest of the losers, and qualified via that route.
Duff knows if he fails again Saturday, he will be back again the week after next, its all about favoritism. Then there was that Henry Deacon, possibly the most pathetic person ever to hold a microphone in his frail tiny hands. His clothes, hair and mannerisms are like that of a old man of 85, trapped in the body frame of a 9 year old as he tries hopelessly in vain to pronounce words that his gimpy mouth would not allow. As one can imagine of a person incapable of pronouncing the letter r in words, his pronunciation of Ryan Murray was hilarious. If only Ryan Murray was in a group with Robert Rickwood, Robbie Green, Rick Hofstra and Robert Thornton it would be worth watching just for the commentary. It would be like that Fools and Horses episode with Tony Angelino.
Another boring week of non ranking hit. The only things that stood out was how that hunchback cunt MvG was fist pumping, shadow boxing and shaking that fat belly of his after a meaningless win in one game. All we were short was for him in an interview to spew that horseshit how people fear him.
When Welsh Wez Newton beat MvG in his second game, the bald prick was far more sedate as he scuttled of the stage in front of a crowd that appeared to have the most obese people ever congregated in one spot. I know the average brummie is so thick that any house that has a dog has an overall higher average of IQ, but Jesus H fucking Christ on a stick, it was yank levels of obesity in that crowd.
But the best part of this weeks PL was the crying the following day by the usual cunts looking for something to be offended over. It seems some spaz cunt who for some reason had me blocked on twitter posted on there thanking the players etc for helping him with his Autism Awareness Week, and the image he posted only showed 7 players and right away the Price haters were out in force crying how he was a cunt for not wearing the badge, others claimed he did and it was hidden, another claimed Price did not wear it for superstitious reasons .
The point is Price does not have to wear any badge he does not want, and does not need to give a reason either. In fact I applaud any person who is not of the sheep mentality and does what they want to do and not be forced to fall in line like other sheep. The real cunts here are those crying how he should just wear what he is told. No person should be obligated or pressured into anything, and have you ever noticed how those complaining about Price are the very same people who act all woke and talk about equality, freedom of choice, free speech etc, but as soon as its something they don't like its a different story. The same people who have issues with my freedom of speech too. Maybe those cunts should get their own house in order before lecturing others.
THE 2023 WDF UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL FINAL
Tickets went on sale for this fiasco already, despite nobody knowing what the prize money is, and it can be argued that the fans don't care, however a lot of people wont buy a ticket until they know what days the player they want to support is playing, I however have via sources got my hands on the full draw for this clusterfuck event and here it it
on the topic of 48 man events, the Euro Tour another 48 man event takes place this weekend, and lets be honest, a euro tour is a supremely far higher standard than any 48 man event ever held in the BDO or WDF. A PDC Euro event is a far higher quality , has a better standard of player and sell more tickets, and far more professional than any so called "world pro" since the split in darts happened. A Euro tour is harder to win, in fact even qualifying for a euro tour can be tougher than any Lakeshite, ask the fat cunt Scott Mitchell won won a Bob Potter Cup who spent 2 years trying to qualify for the euro tour and failed every single time.
Lastly I saw a guy on twitter who was boasting how he married his tramp stamp covered wife on the oche at Bob's run down shack, that was bad enough , but he posted a pic of how he got lakeside engraved on the wedding rings.
Imagine getting married in that salmonella centre, then engraving the hotel name on your wedding ring. what sort of fucked up mentally retarded brainwashed simpleton must you be,the fact the wife went along with it means she must be as thick also, so they must be perfect for each other.
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KNOB OF THE WEEK
Seeing as my blog has been removed again due to crying from butt hurt Mushrooms who better than to award Knob of the Week to.For years we always got them crying about my blog how they never would read it, but they always did. They would cry how it would never upset them, but it always did, how I was not important and nothing I said mattered to them, but it always did, and then they would discuss me on multiple forums.
If my blog was not important to them, and they never read it, why would they discuss week after week ?
After the first 3 days in Modus, this "England Captain" finished second last in his group. Surely those that finished above him were the cream of modern darts, the elite, the best in the world right ? Here is what finished above Hurrell. A player that had the yips and failed to win a tour card, an old man from Canada over on a holiday, a Woman in her 50s, and the offspring of Rod Harrington. How shit are the rest of the England Team if Hurrell is their captain ?
When you take in the abysmal performances of Duff in the senile shit, the WDF #1 Klaasen on the Challenge Tour etc only an absolute moron of epic proportions still believes any tin pot winning player from the post split BDO or WDF are anything more than fodder. The list is endless, Scott Mitchell who when he won fluked a tour card never once in 2 years qualified for a euro tour and lost his card right away, and failed to get it again, now stinking up the challenge tour and , Darryl Fatton even stinking up Modus, which is an even lower standard than the challenge tour. The BDO might be dead, but its brainwashed fans still refuse to accept the reality the former over hyped players are not a fraction as good as what they were hyped.
The hilariously entitled champions of champions in the Senile Old Farts Tour was won by a guy who was never a champion and only got in via a qualifier. Sums up the whole thing really. That said I am glad he won it, not just because by him winning I get to point out how ridiculous the whole concept of champions of champions actually is when 6 of the 8 players supposedly their champions never won a single old fart event ever, and the 2 that did played each other, but glad for Gates, anyone that beats Taylor and that proven liar and money hungry parasitic giggling spineless cunt will always be ok in my book, and now as one of the actual few rare players in the Senile shit that has actually won one of their events Gates should be a certified pick in further events, let spineless go in a qualifier that crawling parasite cunt he is. Like Modus, he gets undeserved invites in these senile shit events.
I obviously did not watch most of this shit, why would anyone with a life, and certainly was not going to watch an alco dyke taking on a giggling parasite, but read later that seemingly the guy who bought the bdo munters tin pot cup, came on stage and gave it to Trina. A nice gesture, and even though the guy could have given his trophy to anyone since it was now his, giving it to Trina was the right one to give it to.
PDC EURO TOURS
We all have certain players we don't like for various reasons, and those we do like, but what never ceases to amaze me is when some people in their anger at a player they don't like winning, instead of being honest or critiquing things that happened, they start just making shit up or complain about other shit in order to deflect. I know Price riles up people with his fist pumping etc, and on one forum it seems his every win causes untold moaning, which I quite enjoy and the complaints seem to get worse every time he wins. I saw people moaning how Price is now wearing different colours each week sucking up to the crowds, or crying because he has opted not to attend a couple of Euro events, they do this because they cannot criticize the quality of Prices games lately. I think of the top 4 ranked players in the world, he is the most in-form and that upsets a lot of his haters.
One moron on the forum who has an amazing ability to come up with most retarded statements, on a regular consistent basis posted this in his anger.
Price was clearly the best player for the entire weekend, if not the entire year so far, as Wright, MvG and Smith are not close to getting anywhere near him recently, but why let that truth get in the way, when you ignore all those facts and how he deserved to win it.
Wednesday before last, Price traveled to Newcastle for the Premier League and they spend the day doing publicity work, before playing on the Thursday, where Price played 3 times, even beating MvG with a 114 average, traveled home for a night before heading off again to travel to Germany, he plays on the Saturday in an 11 leg match averages over 109, plays again Sunday afternoon, averages 110 beating the World Champion, plays again in the evening beating MvG with another average well over 105, plays again that night and beats Noppert with another average over the ton, and reaches the final which he wins, and because of the chaotic schedule which includes a lot of travel the complaint morons come up with is lazy, cos he is not going to a few euro events. Priceless.....if you excuse the pun. On the subject of the Euro tours, I absolutely love them, when you watch these and then go back to the Premier League you see how pointless the whole glorified non ranking invitational roadshow is to the viewer. I get the need for it to get the crowds in and make money, but non ranking events can never compete with proper ranking darts.
The Euro final was enjoyable and Dirk had chances to win his biggest comp of his career, but blew it, and think he will need to win one soon before he lets it get to him, and he becomes another clogger like Ian Shite even if both share the same ridiculous taste in earrings.
One of the funniest moments was Rob Cross refusing to sign a fans MvG shirt, saying "I wont sign that shit" VIDEO CLIP HERE
As for this weeks Premier League, after Price lost to Clayton I switched it off, there was no chance in Hell I was going to subject myself to a third Clayton match in one single session, he bores me senseless. Add in he was playing an obese gout ridden cunt with a head so fat that his face muscles are not strong enough to open his mouth when the blubbery cunt attempts to speak and all we get in a constant mumble. Why was Martin Schindler wearing a dart shirt ? It reminded me of spineless and the piss up crew at Bob's run down hotel who despite not playing would wear their shirts. Could you imagine this in any other game, Lineker coming out in shorts and boots for Match of the day, rugby players wearing their kit whilst doing commentary on a panel etc. Only in darts, because the % of chavs is through the roof.
I watched one of the poorest Friday afternoon sessions on the Euro tour today in front of a tiny crowd, with mostly jobbers and it was still more exciting than the Premier League.
OTHER SHIT
Earlier this Week Neil Duff stirred up some complaints because of his comments about not going to the PDC, the ADC and how it will be bigger than the WDF etc. This is where some people will expect me to slate him, but I agree with almost everything Duff said. I personally believe Duff would bomb on the PDC circuit even if he by some miracle fluked a tour card, but he is right to do what he is doing, look at Robert Thornton, squeezing the prize money out of the Senile shit, rocking up taking his Modus money. I dare say Thornton is making more in what he is doing that what he would have earned in the lower reaches of the PDC, so if Duff thinks that's the route for him, good luck to him even though he is nowhere near Thorton's class, as for the ADC being bigger than the WDF, the mushrooms were upset at this, but lets be honest, the WDF are fucking useless, any darts org with even a hint of organisational skills will be bigger than the completely hopeless WDF. No one knows what the WDF prize money is, what dates the players are playing on, its amateur hour. For fucks sake even Modus is bigger than the WDF. At least Modus you can watch on TV, you know the winners prize money, dates are set, players announced for certain dates in advance,and even with Joey Deacon on comms it comes across as more professional, its not that hard to be bigger than the WDF
PDC DEVELOPMENT TOUR
Why are tour card holders, in this ? Fuck off with the "need for experience" bullshit, those kids with tour cards will get all the experience they need on the main tour, so the likes of Brooks, Slevin etc need to be exempt from this. Sadly that match fixing prick Nijman made the semis in one of these.
I started this week write up discussing the mushrooms, their victim persecution complex syndrome, how they love free speech until you say something that hurts their little feelings, a world full of sad cunts waiting to be offended at every opportunity, but do you know what is even worse than sad cunts getting offended over their feelings getting hurt ? White cunts getting offended on behalf of others. Let that sink in for a moment. This week at some meaningless county shit some blokes dressed up in black face paint and dressed as Arabs at the same time came out dancing on the oche. Right away sad lonely virginal white cunts pretended to be outraged in the hope they would appear all woke and might get some attention. I reckon all those people getting offended on behalf of others are the true racists, seeing as they think those that might be offended cannot stand up for themselves. A black guy that works with my brother once told me how he is sick of white people getting offended on his behalf, and contrary to popular opinion some black people have a sense of humour and are not as offended as much as the pathetic white cunts who do all the crying. The whole county thing reminded me of Fatz the racist doing his shtick in Holland and only was sorry because it was caught on film. Had that video not emerged does anyone think the county would have done a thing about those 2 dressed up morons ?
I am not Black or Arabic, so not my place to get offended for them just like I don't care about Abortion issues, since I am not a woman, and countless other shit things, seems every sad cunt today scours the net looking for things to be "offended over or offended on behalf of" for others, since their own lives are so empty and meaningless......and I am sure this will be enough to upset someone.
So report away, let them take it down, I will just keep creating a new blog every week knowing it is infuriating people.
