Following on from Paddys Day, where the Irish celebrated their national holiday, Ireland won the Grand Slam in rugby...sadly...and 2 nine darters were hit in the PDC players championships both by Irish players, in Brendan Dolan and Willie O'Connor,and both combined did not get a fraction of the publicity by PDC as they gave to the one got by Pinocchio.
So imagine my surprise when after 2 more players dropped out of a players championships on Monday, of all the players they could have chosen to step in, they opted to pick a player outside the top 30 in the challenge tour. Right away those quick to defend her undeserved selection, were rattling of reasons, like was she was still in the town as her latest fat fucking mess of a boyfriend was playing in the event. So what ? So was chizzys manager, don't mean he should get an entry, in the past I was always of the opinion players were selected based on rankings in the challenge tour, now suddenly the PDC just change the rules ? Then making it up as they go along is hardly a new thing.
Putting aside those from the challenge tour that were already involved, there was still roughly 15-20 players above her in the ranking and far more deserving, players like Dragutin Horvat for example, who is not only ranked higher than Pinnochio on the challenge tour, but he won a CT event the same weekend, as well as also being German, he lives only just over an hour away. Surely you would want better quality players in your events, not lesser players who are multiple time q-school failures and struggling on the challenge tour.
One completely retarded cunt on a forum, trying to defend the selection of Pinocchio said the criteria was based on what players did in Challenge tours 1-5. OK Fair enough, which suggests there is a criteria to begin with, and if such criteria does exist, why was it not used ? He even wrote this where he shows how stupid he is
"Horvat was completely wank on the first weekend. How would it be fair inviting players from one list for yesterday's event and then inviting from another list for today. Sherrock deserves a shot today.
He is right that Horvat was shit in events 1-5, so if true it would rule out Horvat, but he fails to comprehend Pinocchio was also shit, so if Horvat was undeserving, by his same logic surely Pinocchio was also as she was even lower in the rankings after CT 1-5, you cannot have it both ways. As to why he thinks Pinocchio "deserves a shot" is bewildering, she is struggling on the Challenge tour, in fact she is even struggling on the munters tour lying in 8th spot.
Why exactly did she "deserve a spot", because she has one good leg ? for simply being born a woman ? Therein lies the problem, the PDC will highlight her only good leg, but disregard thousands of shit ones she has thrown. I obviously do not have a problem with her taking the spot, the problem is how and why she got preference over others far more deserving. No one ever answers that.
How as ever she played and obviously lost because she is simply not good enough for that level, the PDC can put her in events, hype her, try push the agenda, but at the end of the day if she is not good enough, she is not good enough. No hype will change that.
As said the PDC had no problem hyping her solitary good leg, but what about all the other shit legs and there are whole lot of them, I bet you wont see PDC twitter account flood their twitter feed showing this screencap of this leg showing her scoring during said game on the main tour.
No that is not a photoshop, she was well beaten and averaged in the 70s, and credit to her for hitting the 9 darter on the CT tour, but she is completely out of her depth, and shoehorning her into events with the PDC making up rules as they go along will not do her any favours, as more people will want to see her fail and that wont help her. The girl herself is fucking deluded, as she said this in an interview according to a darts news website "I do want to win a World title, that is something I want to do before I finish playing darts. If I do a lucky run or start playing well who knows, the PDC World Championship might be my first World title because everything I seem to do is a first in the PDC so why not that one."
How deluded is she ? She cannot even win a munters title and thinks she can win a mens one. She needs to cop herself on.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
I know this blog is not everyone's cup of tea as they say, and no one is forcing anyone to read this, but whether you agree or disagree with what I write I am entitled to write what I want on my blog, but seemingly Chris Mason who still wants people to think he is some hardman, acting like some immature teenager completely oblivious to the fact he is a short guy over the age of 50 and still thinks he is he-man, unaware how ridiculous it comes across, has an issue with any criticism of Pinocchio and was bitching during Modus about how some people go to the bother of typing this criticism every week, clearly he has an issue with this, and his pathetic whining might have some validity if the same guy was not the same person who went crying to the newspapers years back when Taylor was owning his ass constantly which left him with an empty trophy cabinet. Seems its ok for him to give his opinion, ok for him to threaten people, remember how he said he would punch the sun newspaper journalist ? has made countless threats on social media etc, but anyone else giving an opinion, annoys him, talk about hypocrisy and double standards. He has zero self awareness.
I might be harsh in my criticism, but unlike Mason I never beat my wife, nor committed dole fraud, or be so tough that I needed to take 2 guys and a hammer to sort out one person, nor spent time in prison, nor have I ever threatened people so for him to lecture anyone on behaviour is something else. No threat or criticism of me will alter that.
Earlier this week the official twitter account of Modus posted these tweets, which have since been deleted.
My initial thought it was a pissed up Chris Mason using their twitter account, and he was at Modus that very same day as Modus were celebrating their 2 year anniversary and he clearly looked like he had a few, and the terminology in the tweets are the same terms Mason has used towards people on twitter and forums. Of course this did not go unnoticed and got a few people talking on a forum, and whilst many people, myself included like him on comms, he comes across as a total tool and saw this post on a forum and thought it funny and worthy of inclusion
MATT CAMPBELL
Matt Campbell was battered in a game earlier this week, averaging in the 40s, and one bulbous headed simpleton on twitter claimed there needs to be questions asked. He then said the player did nothing wrong, should not be suspended, so I asked him so what are the questions that need to be asked then. He failed to reply, guess the reality of his own contradictions finally dawned on him. Seems Campbell was pissed, according to this
BDO TROPHIES
John Lowe thought the 15k the BDO Lakeshite trophy was bid at the time was ludicrous.
They eventually went for 20k, all in all the complete lot of trophies
went for a total of £56k, and more than a few trophies got no bids and
were not sold.Why anyone would pay 20 quid let alone 20k for a Lakeshite
trophy is staggering considering as Lowe stated, its only a recent
trophy with a winners list of complete jobbers.
The munters Gold Cup
Pairs trophy went for more money that the munters Gold Cup singles
trophy, which I found odd, in fact it went for 3 times the amount, and
it went for even more money than the Men's one. I got this off a forum,
showing almost the entire lot of tat, it is like an inventory for
Trotters Independent Traders
Watched it this week, and other than the magnificent performance by Price in the final where he battered MvG which always a good thing to see, it was much the same, already I am bored of it, I am sick of hearing how Aspinall never gives up as he gets beat every week regardless, and having that prick Mardle back does it no favours. I don't think there is a PDC competition in the entire calendar that is more boring. You might be lucky to get one decent match in the 7 games, and as good as Price was, who cares, its non ranking shit that seemingly more hard line dart fans could not give 2 fucks about.
There was an event today, where the winner of the comp would win the "Golden ticket", which was a place in the Senile Shit's Champion of Champions.
As expected a cluster of deluded over 50 jobbers all rocked up, and no surprise the piss heads of Gary Jobson, Tony O'Shite and Darryl Fatton who all saw Lakeshite as just a 9 day bender, all went out early. O'Shite averaged 72,Fatton averaged 75, But fear not, the reigning WDF "Lakeshite champion" was involved, surely this "world champion" would have no trouble carving up the field right ?
Wrong, he went out in the last 32, and averaged 73 in the process, but the funniest part was he got beat by Ronnie Baxter, another guy like Chris Mason and Wayne Mardle that spent his entire career dreaming of winning a title that meant something, and like the others won nothing of note. Duff getting owned by Ronnie Baxter was probably the funniest thing in darts this week as all those who hyped him were struggling to come up with excuses, then when PDC failure and attention whore the fat farmer Scott Mitchell went out in the last 16 it was like another kick on the bollocks to those simpletons who would hype these jobbers. It was glorious.
As one lad on a forum aptly stated, Duff and Warren make former BDO champ Christian Kist look like Eric Bristow in comparison. The comp was won by Leonard Gates who will now play Taylor, and should beat him.
Here is something that morons will never grasp, I don't hate Wayne Warren, in fact use to like the guy, I don't hate Duff or even Pinocchio, my issue has always been with the morons who have hyped these players as if they were more than they are, as if Munter titles or WDF or BDO titles were somehow anything other than mickey mouse amateur comps or hilariously somehow on a par with a PDC title, we are the point where Modus will be calling their shit a world championships next.
Stating Duff lost with a 73, or Pinocchio averaged 73 on the pro tour or Wayne Warren crying about the prize money when he knew it was reduced when he took part are all actual facts, and to some morons stating facts, which somehow hurts their sensibilities love to bandy the word hate about because they have no intelligent response, and creating this myth will somehow make those facts seemingly not be true.
EURO TOUR
For a Friday, which is usually the jobber day, it was a decent enough overall standard with some good games. Jose de Sousa was atrocious though and is in dreadful form. On the plus side I enjoyed Colin Lloyd on comms. Unlike Thunder Thighs who got a comms gig based solely on her gender, Jaws has actually played at the highest level, and unlike Mardle, Jaws has won actual majors.The type of people that should be on comms.
I said before the Clemens White game that Marshmallow man is the greatest choker in German darts, and despite leading 4-2 and averaging 110, he still found a way to lose it.
And lastly, some lads asked me to mention Hippo Barrs, sill wearing the only shirt he owns, being a spaz on twitter, but I know nothing about it, I avoid reading his shit let alone watching his carcass carrying redundant mounds of protoplasm on a stream unless his nonsense is specifically pointed out to me. So all those who complain about this blog but cannot wait to read it, will have something else to cry about tomorrow when they haul their arses out of bed at the crack of noon.
