I have always said the UK Open is a proper Major, one of the original big 4 majors along with the Worlds, the Matchplay and Grand Prix. and last weekend proved that. We have imbeciles who would try convince you the glorified, invitational, non ranking repetitive shit that is the Matt Porter suck up roadshow, showing the same 8 players week in week out, is a Major, and no amount PL hype will ever convince me it is a major , cos its not. The money might be major, but that's it, you only had to look at the traffic generated on social media after Gildings win, it dominated the news of darts, now compare that to Thursdays premier League, where people could not give a flying fuck, no matter how much they hype it and try tell us how "MvG on target to make it 3 wins on the trot", all the viewer sees is a rubber lipped hunchback who shat himself against Bellyboy in the Worlds, shat himself against Cross in the Masters, and cried about Cross afrterwards and shat himself against Gilding in the UK Open
It was never more evident this week how bland this whole PL thing is, you can alter it from group to knock out but it makes no difference, as its an invitational non ranking bullshit event where watching the same 8 over and over and over cannot compete with a full field of players in a proper ranking competition. When the UK Open rocks around next year, people will remember Gilding, as they did Noppert the year before, will anyone remember night 6 or 8 or whatever of a Premier League, or even the outright winner ?
KNOB OF THE WEEK
Last week I spoke how a certain female player who shall remain nameless was sleeping with multiple players in the PDC, a couple of male World Champions amongst them , at least 3 of the male players are married, and the female is supposedly in a relationship herself, and here is the thing, I could not give a flying fuck. I was even sent pics by a player that were going around amongst the players on the tour, and have no interest or desire to post them, again it does not interest or bother me.
What does bother me however is when those married players are on TV, we have assholes like Rod Studd for example cite how each of the players who are screwing around on their wives are referred to as "a family man". This tells me one of 2 things about the commentators.
1. They are either the most clueless cunts on the planet and have not got a blessed clue about the shit they spout.Completely unaware of what the players are up to, and how they, and I mean multiple players are exchanging pics and stories of their encounter with said female. Yet the comms who claim to know so much are completely clueless.
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2. They are well aware of the stories and pics floating around and instead try to bullshit the viewers, who through social media are well aware of what is going on. I can name MvG since his failed attempts to woo a Bradford skank made the tabloids, then have comms mouth off on air how MvG is a family man is basically treating viewers like imbeciles. I don't expect the comms to spill any beans, but just fuck off trying to pretend they are family men.
The comms in the PDC in general has never been so bad, throughout my entire viewing of board 2 during the UK Open I had the audio off due to Nicholson on comms, he is insufferable. The overall quality or lack of is something else and every month or so I claim it is at an all time low, and somehow it keeps getting worse.
It's so bad that while I was watching a bit of the Modus jobber Series, Glen Durrant came across as great and professional, sadly he was accompanied by the poor bastard that is a cruel trick of nature, the gimp Joey Deacon.
Even Chris Mason and Mark Webster come across as decent in comparison to the others, as we only got Webster because that grade A asshole Mardle is recovering from an operation. Pyke needs to fuck off in to some dark corner and die, We can't have John Part and Mark Webster together much anymore because 2 straight white men does not tick boxes so some munter is forced upon us for tokenism, despite them having zero experience of top level darts. Every time I see or hear the horrible sound of Mrs Doubtfire, aka Thunder Thighs Turner giving her imaginary expertise on players in the Premier League shows how ridiculous the whole thing has become. Then the dopey cunt trying to get in on more attention in an interview made this very vague claim
"As a female, I'll never forget playing in a mixed league. I was the only woman in our team. I won't say where it was but somewhere in Surrey and I was refused access because I was female and it was a male orientated bar,"
Why don't she name the place if it is true ? Sounds like some made up bullshit to me. If this attention seeker was really a victim how come she does not out them, as the truth is always a defense. Lets be honest, if you are playing county or whatever muck savage shit they play and she is your opponent you would be delighted as its basically a bye. To see this cunt who claims she cannot even get a pint in Surrey without supervision pretend to be some expert on darts when her CV is that of a joke shows how bad things have gotten.
When I am able to tolerate the atrocious commentary my patience is constantly tested , and never more so when commentators who if they were in any way "professional" would be impartial, but the levels of blatant bias is clear to hear. I, and many others I speak with are now spending over 75% of our time watching darts with the sound on mute. I speak almost entirely of Sky, as ITV is fine for the most part, until the adverts or course and then its starving kids, cancer victims, mistreated animals and people begging for money.
According to the begging adverts on ITV £10 a month can supply water for an entire village in Africa, yet my buddy in Leeds got a water bill for over £40 last month and he lives on his own. That tells me my buddy is being robbed.
Here is another line that comms trot out every week, this made up bullshit how Aspinall never gives up. The chav cunt averaged 75 in one game, he sure as fuck gave up.I believe its the lowest PL average ever, but why let things like the truth get in the way of comms spouting nonsense. When I hear that nonsense how the chav never gives up I automatically think to how only 6 months earlier Aspinall choking and giving up might have altered the game for the following 6 months. I refer to the 2022 Grand Slam final, At this point that fat tub of human shit wrapped in skin which looks at breaking point Bellyboy, had spent well over a decade collapsing and choking in every final, against players like the old guard of Wade and Wright to younger players like Noppert. In the final Aspinall choked and Bellyboy won his first proper TV title, which then meant the monkey was off his back and he went on to beat MvG in the Worlds, which then set back MvG. Had Aspinall really never given up like comms tell us and won that final, I don't think Bellyboy would have recovered from yet another defeat, don't believe he would have won the Worlds either, and MvG would be somewhat back to his near best and Gilding might have never won the UK Open.
All ifs and buts, but what is fact is Aspinall sure as fuck gave up in that final and was atrocious in his premier league match.
There was one thing that I did not like after glorious Gilding sent Hunchback MvG packing in the final on ITV, and it was how they interviewed MvG first, they always speak to the winner first or at least they should and found it disrespectful. It was Gilding's moment, and lets be honest there is no chance in hell they will ever select him for the PL.
If they can let out Noppert and his new transplant and looks like he could tick boxes in the gay section, and leave out Ross Smith who won a Premier Event mere months before the Premier League, as was the case a year earlier when former World champion Rob Cross was left out after winning the European championships you can sure as hell be sure Gilding and those caramel colored teeth wont be gracing any glorified exbo. I am sure even Twat Porter would draw the line on that mouth kissing his arse. Gilding might not get in the PL, might never win another Premier Event, but he won one, he now has more TV titles than Luke Scumphries and Dave Dismal combined. That alone makes me smile, even though I like Dave Chisnall.
BDO TROPHY SALE
To see the crying on social media this week has been nothing short of hilarious.Take a look at this mental defect.
I saw one cunt claim that the Masters trophy is the oldest Major title in existence.Except it is not. It could have been argued it was the longest running Major in existence when it was actually running, but now its dead,thankfully like the bdo, and just like its predecessor the News of the World which was the longest running major when that was in existence, once it died it ceased being the longest running.....the clue is in the word running. So the longest running major is Darts is the PDC world title, as the only majors left in darts are in the PDC, a fact that is sure to infuriate mushrooms, especially those who pretend to never read here but cry about here regardless. Whilst the World championships have changed trophies, I suspect the Matchplay trophy is now the longest running major trophy in darts now.
Another brain dead cunt on twitter spoke how if he had the money he would donate the world title to that bearded sack of shit Adams.
Firstly BDO mushrooms are like those who ran the BDO in to the ground. Delusional fuckwits, ideas of grandeur but without a pot to piss in , living in a world of make believe.
Secondly, if that bearded cunt wanted the trophy, let him bid for it himself, between his 3 wins and all his appearances he must have earned close to half a million, I sure he can afford it, then in hindsight, he did spend the entire 9 or 10 days of every Lakeshite drinking in the bar wearing his stinking dart shirt, even when he was knocked out, no doubt Sharon took him for a few bob to when she left him for a camera man.
If anyone should be "gifted" a trophy, it should be Bob Anderson for winning the Masters 3 years in a row, in a unified field, not that watered down pub event it turned in to after the split where any cunt could rock up and win it. Don't believe me ? A guy who lives not far from me in Cork, flew over to the UK and entered it, and won it dumping out the likes of Neil Duff and Scott Waites. Piece of Piss.
How many of those ignorant , and brainwashed parochial backward inbred cunts that voted for the Jacklins have openly admitted they got it wrong ?
Every cunt is seemingly one of those who wanted someone else to win, like Chizzy's manager when he applied for the job. Its amazing how all those that voted for the Selecta's are nowhere to be found these days, no one admitting they were responsible. It would be refreshing is some cunt actually owned up to it. Lastly on the trophies take a look at this pic.........what makes this hilarious it the sheer optimism that the bdo would be around in 2028.
Yes, the event was held in 2019, but the winner never added..maybe they could not afford an engraver. As for all the creditors owed money by the death of the BDO, its a shame they will get anything back. I was hoping they would all lose a fortune, they deserve it for dealing with the Jacklin's.
Anyone that is that fucking stupid and unable to comprehend how utterly inadequate the Jacklins were, how deluded they were, how common they were etc, deserve to be fucked over. If you invested money with the bdo knowing the Jacklin's were running it, you deserve to be fucked over and get zero sympathy from me.
Last I heard the total bids come to around 30k, and that probably wont cover a tenth of what they owe.
I saw morons claim the PDC should buy them. Why ?
