As ye might gather I did not go out tonight on Paddy's day, because the last thing I wanted to do was be surrounded by toothless mick simpletons getting pissed making an embarrassment of themselves because it was Paddy's day.
Last year I asked a post op brain donor who said in a pub how he was "proud to be Irish", why was he proud an he just looked at me with a blank expression and uttered the moronic response "because I am" When I repeated the question he went red and scuttled away like the spastic he is.That's like being proud to be left handed or blue eyed or having two fucking ears.
As George Carlin once said pride should be something you have for something you did or achieved, not something you had absolutely no say in. Its not just Irish either, be it English , Japanese or whatever, why take pride in something you had zero control over.
Speaking of taking pride and boasting, take a look at this fat cunt Darryl Fatton. His manky collection of misfits and jobbers posted this on twitter
I have no problem with them signing the cheating gimpy prick, but posting this shit like it ts something to be proud of is another thing, then that precious cunt Fatton has zero pride, you only have to look at the fat cunt and the shit he threw in modus this week to see another over rated, over the hill money hungry cunt looking for a pay day, and no doubt going to try milk the cheating cunt out of any future earnings. He has since blocked me for the tweet above, guess he is another of these mentally fragile cunts who do not like the truth.
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I remember prior to covid reading comments by some people who were putting MvG on the same level as Taylor. Yes the same Phil Taylor who even past his prime was not only owning MvG in proper ranking majors but making the kerb crawler weep like a cunt. Hunchback can win all the nights in the Glorified Invitational Non Ranking Roadshow he wants, but come ranking darts his record is that of failure lately. Forget the Worlds where he lost to Bellyboy with a history of choking, lost to Cross in the Masters, and lost to Gilding in his 3 TV "premier Events", he is now jobbing on the floor tour. Last weekend following on from his defeat to Gilding the weekend previous, he slumped to defeats against Luke Woodhouse in a last 128 and Dirk van Divingboard. As for his 6-0 raping by Dobey, who cares about that, the PL is boring as fuck, as I always say, give me ranking darts any day of the week.
I saw a discussion on twitter discussing the importance of dart orgs outside the PDC, and I believe outside the PDC the next biggest is Modus.
I say this because does anyone give a fuck about MAD or the ADC ? let alone the supposed new UKDA, the WDF is absolutely worthless and as broke as the BDO and run by the same clueless mentality, at least Modus for its failings at times, at least you can watch regularly, its on TV all be it some obscure shit channel, but they are organised. Though to be fair how can it be right a player like Conor Heneghan who performs well generally in Modus, has hit 3 nine darters in it, can only play if he wins an Irish qualifier to play in modus,or at least that is what comms said, how Conor gets to play, yet the likes of that bearded cunt spineless Adams gets picked every second week. That is blatant favoritism.
Last week they harped on about getting your free tickets to watch the finals night, and when Saturday came, not a sinner was in the audience, you could see the bar man walking around bored to the eyeballs with a sweeping brush in his hands looking for something to do. I am not sure if the lack of a crowd was even addressed.
KNOB OF THE WEEK
The Isle of Man piss up jamboree was on last weekend, and it saw Des Selecta take to social media to cry about the organizers, it gets better, he complained about his name in the draw even though he had not entered, and how his husband had to wait almost 6 hours for her match.
The sheer zero self awareness of this cunt is staggering, him of all people moaning about made up names in a draw is something else, and then to double down and criticize how things are run with his track record, His complaint might have held some validity had it not come from him. He also forgot to mention his husbands opponent was waiting just as long, still why let that get in the way of his excuse when Bo Selecta lost.
Then there is the liquidators flogging off the BDO stock, which led to Des last week taking to social media to announce it was the liquidators selling the tat, but what struck me was his comment how he "will probably get in trouble with his wife for saying this".....talk about being fucking owned, the former head of the BDO is afraid to make statements in case his wife gives out to him,its obviously she is the one with the set of balls in that relationship. Could you imagine Barry Hearn being afraid to make an announcement for fear of his wife ? Of course not.
As for the tat the BDO is selling, there was one pallet of shit up for auction that contained things like hoodies and sweatshirts that even Dan Dawson would not wear, ashtrays, empty dart boxes and key rings, absolute shit that even charity shops would not take. The link to the pallet of shit is HERE
It did get a bid of 20 quid, probably from a mongoloid Brummie with a penchant for hoodies, after all the hoodie he wears now is 20 years old, a pallet could see him dressed for decades, though I doubt the neck on any T shirt will fit over his bulbous head.
CHALLENGE TOUR
Lastly the challenge tour returned on Friday and after 7 events, John Henderson is now top of the table after winning the last event. Meanwhile the fat farmer and attention whore Scott Mitchell, another one of those vastly over rated players not good enough for the main tour is slumming it down at 27th. This is the same Scott Mitchell that Wayne Mardle use to rim and even during one Grand Slam that muppet Mardle predicted Mitchell to reach the final.
As for Pinochhio, you know that supposedly best female player in the world ? The player that always hits 90 plus averages and when she dont its because he is having an "off day" or so we are told.
