Friday, February 11, 2022


KNOB OF THE WEEK

THE PDC - For years Paul Hinks work was good enough, now he is old he is no longer wanted.Why ? Is the PDC ageist ? Sure is a coincidence that they have not only a gay caller waiting to take his pot but one who is obviously disabled in the mouth with his inability to pronounce certain letters of the alphabet. You would think pronunciation would be an integral part of a job as a fucking caller !!!
Ticking boxes seems to take precedent over thins like showing loyalty to a man who gave so many years of his life to the PDC. If Hinks was gay or crippled or black or ticked some box other than old would he have been demoted ? Not a fucking chance in my opinion.
If Huw Ware was straight would he have been promoted ? Russ Bray must be shitting himself with him being straight white and old, and primed to be dumped for some person who ticks more boxes.  Here is the part that shows up the sort of cunt they can be, they had not even the decency to do it in person but did it via an email, what a shower of pathetic cunts. That is how they treat a person that gave them years of service. Hinks interview is HERE

EDIT: I should rewrite this weeks blog award it to myself, after stupidly posting a tweet from the fake account , an account I knew existed and ridiculed others for falling for in the past. That was certainly idiotic on my part for not checking and downright laziness, however the real sad part is the fact the fake tweet was almost on a par with the shit the PDC have been spouting anyway with their lies, bullshit and double standards shown by the PDC in relation to gender bias. It does not alter the following points.

 I would have no problem with a munter series, or Matchplay and other events if the munters have their own World champs like the way the BDO separated them. If the PDC is Unisex like it claims then there should be no comps for one gender that discriminates against another. Its not rocket science, its a simple philosophy to grasp. Its either Unisex or its not

How is it fair if 4 time q-school failure Pinocchio spends a few events beating the abysmal Thunder Thighs Turner, Deta the greatest munter choker in history, and other mingers and gets to play in a World champs without ever beating a PDC tourcard holder or even a male player. What next, the cripples Matchplay, where some flid in a wheelchair comes out and instead of a walk on gets a wheel-on. Flings a couple of darts against another cripple and get a place at Ally Pally, would that too be seen as progress ? Here is the reality, if you are not good enough to get a tour card and are shoe horned in to Ally Pally, you will fail, you can put all the munters, cripples, etc in Ally Pally, tick your boxes to give the impression you are woke, but in the end it wont matter, because the weakness and inability of Q-school failures will only be shown up, and like earlier this year, the gulf in class will be seen by a huge audience. The viewer won't think women are as good as men , they will see the truth and see that maybe on a good day, with the crowd booing her opponent, one solitary munter might win a game or even 2 if the male player lacks a spinal column.That's it, and no amount of spin and hype will alter that.  People can preach about equality, the reality is the munters are not good enough and only stink up comps. No PC bullshit can alter that either.

THIS WEEKS JOBBERS

We got another Premier League night Thursday when so called experts spent the early part of the evening kissing the fat hole of Bellyboy. I am sick of this cunt and his sense of entitlement. Since losing at Ally Pally and he went and faced the wall and sobbed like a bitch. he has
Lost to another choker in Chizzy at the Masters, a comp where other chokers could win before him.
Lost last week in the PL to Wright after again being hyped to his bloodshot eyes.
Lost Saturday in the last 32 to Edhouse
Lost Sunday in the last 128 to Keane Barry
Lost again Thursday in the Premier League to Clayton.
Yet week in week out we get told how he is one of the worlds best....at what ? choking, ? losing ? bottling it ?

MVG gets a mention for 2 early exists in last weekends players championship, and whilst everyone bar the winner will go out at some stage, this is the mongoloid rubber lipped deluded fuckwit that thinks he is back and people fear him. Clayton at 4-1 down in the PL certainly did not fear him, it was hunchback that rolled over.

Then there is the lazy bi polar fucker of James Wade. He was 2-1 up averaging 104, in his game in the PL and in the next 6 legs averaged barely 80, as he lost 6-3, hobbled of the stage with a sulk on his face like prime Ando who got tore a new one by Price, which happened again this week. Wade then rocks up to the 2 European tour qualifiers today and in the first event averages 87 and is battered 6-0 by Luc Peters. In the next qualifier he loses 6-3 to Josh Rock. Wade was not only the #1 seed, he went out in both events at the last 96. He can kiss his world #4 spot goodbye, he might even lose it this weekend as the complete jobber Bellyboy can reach #4 in the world without ever winning a thing of note, and proving yet again how fucked up the OoM can be.

Then there was the 7 ex Bob Potter Cup winners that arrived today to try qualify for the euro tour. Scott Waites was the only player of the 7 to win a spot in ET2 as Barney, Mitchell, Burnett, Beaton, Bunting and Durrant all failed.
In the qualifiers for ET3 Waites made it a double. The only other of Bobs hotel heroes to get through to a Euro Tour was Barney the sugar dodger. Still I am sure certain mushrooms will be upset as usual.
Then there was the little shit Warty. Here is a guy 60 years old, throwing darts for multiple decades, the guy that has supposedly seen it all. At the ripe age of 60 Warty got some valuable advice this week. Checkout this mental illness and what passes for journalism. Guess no one ever said this to him before in the last half century.



 
Guess the little groping cunt never was given that advice in the dead bdo. I am still uncertain who is more autistic, Warty for spouting such shit, or the clown who posted this as news.



PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
The first 2 of the year took place last weekend the first won by Fluke Humphries and the second by Peter Wright, who beat Gerwyn Price in the final, he is now just £5.5k off the #1 spot in the full Order of Merit.
The other main points, MVG went out both days in the last 32, seems the only part of his old act that is still working is his mouth. Durrant averaged better than usual it seems as he hit averages of 90 and 83, but still went out first round both days, as did the fat pig farmer Scott Mitchell, another in a long long of jobbers with an inflated ego because they beat other jobbers in depleted fields in Bobs hotel in Surrey. What I did not expect was the incredible number of 105 plus averages, I was told the previous high averages was because of toy boards, oddly the people who made these toy boards nonsense claims have gone silent now that the averages are still high on winmau boards, what a surprise.

THE SENIORS NOSTALGIC EVENT
I know nobody with a modicum of intelligence will regard this event as a world champs. Putting aside the fact some imbecile involved with the WSDT hired Battersby and we got an abysmal production, graphic errors, audio issues, broken microphones, blurry pictures etc, I enjoyed this if only because of my age. I remembered Bob Anderson, Lowe, Dellar etc all before the split. The venue was packed, and was told the atmosphere was great, however what came across on tv thanks to the production was poor, As for the games, some were better than I had expected, some were worse, it was what I sort of expected. It was certainly something different and would love to see this a yearly thing, but not sure I could watch it every month or two.
Robert Thornton was the first player on the oche when the event started, and the last player on it lifting the beautiful looking trophy even if it is only silver plated. I mentioned how spineless the so called pretend 3 time "world champion" was battered by a Q-school failure. Even Christine Thornton did not take a beating of Robert like the one spineless got. That upset a few people.
I do not know if Thorn failing to get a tour card upset him much, but he just pocketed £30k, and now he has another couple of events coming up where he will be adding to his. Missing out in Q-school might have been the best thing for him at the moment. I am calling this now, I said on twitter earlier in the week I expect him to get an invite to the Grand slam of darts, along with the winner of the WDF shit at Bobs gaff in April.
Go look at the seniors darts twitter page and prior to the event they had all the stars line up for a pic, but Thornton was not in it, you can bet they will want him in the next photo line up.

THE WDF UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY FESTIVAL

7 players that qualified for this won tour cards, and later the PDC allowed those 7 the chance to take part in this, only 5 of them are going to take up the offer. Unlike the Seniors, these dumb cunts cannot shift a ticket. I read the Seniors event next year at Purfleet is already inundated with inquiries. People would rather buy tickets and pay to watch a 76 year old John Lowe throw dog shit before they would buy a ticket to this WDF clusterfuck.
As  last Saturday morning the WDF has managed to sell 14% of their tickets , That is an increase of 1% in around 2 weeks. At this rate when the event starts in April they might have sold 16%

I have no sympathy for them, they chose to try run before they could crawl never mind walk, chose the same venue and time of the year as the bdo, its like these morons will never learn, and that is because the people running the WDF are mostly the same morons that were involved in the bdo from ground level up. Seriously would you turn up mid week in April, take time of work pay over the top to watch players most people never heard off in an almost empty run down hotel. If I was living nearby they would have to pay me to go.
Should it go ahead, I will watch it on TV, I reckon it will be like the golden days of the BDO where old cunts squabble for quality street sweets, guys on a week long piss up, pub players chucking shit, medical excuses given for jobbers when they are clearly pissed. It promises to be hilarious.

Maybe I can advertise this event for them


til next week.

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