KNOB OF THE WEEK
Mushrooms -The recent few years has been tough on these bitter defective cunts, these bdo loving PDC hating urchins that have fuck all else in their lives.
Besides the bdo being murdered thankfully by a former horse braider, you only have to look at the long list of complaints they would spout endlessly about the PDC.They used to complain about the high costs of entry fees to events, and then the PDC scrapped them, did any of them praise the PDC ? Of course not. They despised Barry Hearn for being a success and accused him of exploiting the game, well he is no longer the Chairman so that is another thing they could not complain about.
Then there was the gambling sponsors, how they are evil and the PDC should be not associated with them etc, and then the PDC is moving away from them and that is yet another thing they cannot complain about anymore. Another door shut on them.
Then there was their pathetic utterances of "toyboards", and this week the news broke Unicorn would no longer be the sponsors of the PDC, yet another thing the miserable mushrooms would no longer be able to whinge about. If the PDC use Winmau I bet you won't see those mushrooms praising the PDC, they will just be off to find something new to moan about. Personally I could not give a fuck which brand they go with.Whatever brand is chosen there will be complaints regardless, its what these pitiful cunts live for.
Such is the mental illness, bitterness and hatred by Mushrooms and those inbred cunts to all things PDC, it was never more obvious this week when another mickey mouse outfit, MAD Darts, now going by the acronym of ADC ran what I believe is their first event under the new title. It was won by Damon Heta. Right away the degenerate backward minded cunts that are the dinosaurs of darts were out in force complaining, that a good dart player, entered, a ....wait for it....a darts competition and won. That's right , they moaned about a dart player entering a darts competition he was entitled to enter and having the audacity to win it. Does that not sum up the mindset of these cunts whose parents should have been sterilised ? The "but he is a PDC player" moans came, so fucking what, the event was not streamed so therefore any PDC player could enter, the only thing that surprised me was not more players would enter. I hope more PDC players enter in the future and win the events causing more tears from them
Damon Heta himself posted this on twitter.
One simple minded cunt replied it should be only for amateur players, and who knows maybe his argument would have some merit if the same clubfooted spastic did not spends the last few years claiming the bdo players were professionals playing in a "World Pro". The same bulbous headed missing link would not be crying had the bearded liar spineless Adams turned up and won, how often have we been told he was a "professional player" ? The reality is they were upset because he plays in the PDC, no other reason.Its that simple with these backward cunts. These mushrooms are not happy until they moan about the PDC, and we can all moan at certain decisions made by the PDC, but there complaints are endless on everything from the boards to the players, the chairman to the fans, the sponsors, q-school etc., you will never see them praise the PDC for all the good things they have done for the game.
Tonight they were having a pop at the PDC for the old woman in the audience of the Masters, the irony of mushrooms mocking who turns up to PDC events is hilirious when they cannot any fans to buy tickets for WDF events. She might be old, but unlike the BDO she aint dead, and was willing to buy a ticket.
NOSTALGIC INVITATIONAL EVENTS
My only complaint is the dead obese bigot Andy Fordham's name on it. That cunt, who would have been 60 on Wednesday, years that is, not stone, does not deserve to be put alongside Bristow, Jockey and combover Rees, those 3 players won a proper World title, not some 2 bit post split jobber infested Bob Potter clusterfuck. A meaningless Lakeshite.
As for the comp which starts Thursday, I and many others outside the UK without a vpn cannot access bbc iplayer will be happier after it was announced that it would also be on BT sport. Good for them.
THE WDF. THE LATEST UNINTENTIONAL COMEDY FIASCO.
When the idiotic WDF decided to cancel this event in December due to appalling ticket sales but tried to convince people it was because of Covid they had sold 2501 tickets of the 16728 available. The clusterfuck now takes place in April and have sold......2106 tickets.They are worse off than they were in December, I hope these fucking morons financially bankrupt themselves, until the next group of backward simpletons start another joke of an org.
THE PDC MASTERS
Another non ranking event by the PDC , but at least they have a rigid criteria set in place, with the top 24 players in the order of Merit entering.....well top 26 since 2 players withdrew when Marc Almond Noppert was replaced by Australian Catweazle and Nathan Chavspinall was replaced by Devon Petersen. I was looking forward to live televised darts.
Chris Mason looked like he lost a bit of weight, and the first interview was Merv King who was saying practice was not going well as he was sick.He was getting his excuses in early. He claimed he was sick last month....but that was last month, this is a new month and you are not sick.
Ratajski missed doubles to win 4 legs that he ended up losing and Clemens missed 4 match darts for 6-4 and 3 more for 6-5, as Ratajski who also had missed 2 match darts took the win 6-5. Poor quality but entertaining watch.
Chizzy threw some good stuff bar the odd blip and won with complete ease 6-0. Bunting only had 2 darts at a double in the entire match..
Searle took out 152 to wrap up a 6-1 win over Merv King.Mason told us the big 4 of Price, Wright MVG and Clayton were on tomorrow night. Has there ever been a world #4 like Wade that gets discounted as much by the PDC, Sky, ex cons, ITV etc ?
Cross beat Dolan in a game that bored me senseless, Rawling who spout inane bullshit said 2thats not the bounce out he was looking for"....eh, what type of bounce out was he looking for then you dumb cunt ?
Then we found out the Twinks middle name was Barbara....how apt. He took on the down syndrome looking Ian Shite. This was on TV so guess who won ?
Yep, you got it right, Ian Shite made it 8 defeats in 8 games in this comp.
We got Cullen and Gurney after that and Cullen chalked up his 12th win over Gurney with a great display, a good watch.
Catweazle dumped out the vastly over rated Dirk van Divingboard in another game which barely met the standards of "entertainment". Comms told us Noppert was out having a baby, I know he ain't the most masculine, but he was not having the kid, his partner was.
Then we got Devon against the odious Fluke Humphries. I wonder if he is in the juniors JDC final this weekend, whats the cut off for this shit? 30 years old ?
I know Devon might be a dog shit commentator only hired in the past to tick boxes but as a player he was flying 2 years ago and now his game has completely gone to bits. I would like to see him get some form back, if only to keep him out of the comms box.
Roll on tomorrow when the top players come in.
OTHER SHIT
This week Hippo Barrs the attention whore posted this on twitter, yes Hippo, blocking me wont stop me seeing them when others post it on forums mocking you.
Look at the fucking state of him. If the fat fucker spent as much time controlling his diet instead of sucking up he would not look like a beached whale in every photo, and its the same gomey looking retarded face in them all. You would think being invited to a wedding the obese cunt would have worn a shirt and tie, but then he obviously lacks any form of common sense, let alone breeding or class, turning up everywhere in his shitty chav £2.99 worn black polo shit. I bet when the Anderson's go through their wedding photos they wont be requesting copies of this, and if they do get them, it will be in the bin they go, and who would blame him.
Then there was this guy who for some bizarre reason thinks the PDC making money is more important than moral reasons, to use his own words. As long as the PDC makes money who cares if a deserving player gets fucked over eh ?
