KNOB OF THE WEEK
In all my years doing these Knob of the Weeks, I have used swear words, mocked players delusions about themselves like Bellyboy,mocked the inability and complete ineptness of the BDO, The WDF, MAD Darts, UKDA, Tommy Thompson and all his useless org. I have hurt numerous players feeling with facts, like how Wayne Mardle is a deluded cunt who has never won anything, how people like Mason is an ex con, you see that is a fact.I will rip the piss on many many things however there are certain things I will not do or have ever done, I have never threatened anyone with violence, even though countless have threatened me, I don't harass them or their families on facebook even though people harass my family on facebook. Yet the same scum that issue threats, stalk my family, have no issue with violence, and openly advocate for others to use violence are the same cunts that cry like over sensitive bitches that I am somehow a cunt. The double standards lost on these inbred plebeian scum.
This week a fair few of the people who criticize me had no issue in spreading rumours about Ted Hankey. I heard these rumours over 2 months ago, but I said nothing, because unlike the scum who make accusations like that without actual proof, I am better than them, and would not post anything like what I heard without proof and not just for legal reasons. I am constantly sent stories from the pro tour and from players in the former bdo on certain goings on, but wont post things that could be something that can destroy a persons life without proof. There are certain lines you don't cross without proof. That however did not stop certain people this week, yes, the same people who have tried take the moral high ground with me. Needless to say, I hope they are just rumours, and the bitterness of some vindictive cunt out to destroy a guys life, but until there is facts known I won't be expanding on said rumours.
We all know Dave Chisnall's history of choking and how he will most likely never win a tv comp, but Dimitri did win a Major on TV...well the worst Matchplay ever, and during covid , and in an empty hall with no crowds, but he won it, but after his choke to Pinocchio in the Nordic Masters when the twink went beetroot, I lost any respect for him. So where is the best place for dart players with ability to go if you want to end your career ? .....The Answer ? Keith Deller
In fact during the Matchplay Dimitri won, Fatpot said this about Deller with whom he had split from, when referring to the empty arena "It’s like one of Keith Deller’s exhibitions up there, that’s how it sounded.”...before FatP&Ot issued an apology.
I saw a post on a forum by a feebleminded cunt with a history of hatred for Phil Taylor, about Taylors chances in the Seniors comp. He wrote
"......added to his horrendously competitive nature and the likelihood that he will have practiced more than everyone else in the field combined, you have to presume that Taylor will be at a level that the others are no longer able to match"
Horrendously ? Why is it horrendous ? Its almost like, how dare the greatest ever player, the 16 time world champion have a competitive nature, and a winners mentality at that, the audacity of that man to not only win countless majors and earn millions in the process, how dare he take what he did for a career seriously. What a bastard eh ? What the game is crying out for is more players with Taylor's winners mentality, then maybe we would not have comps stunk out with the likes of Bellyboy, Ian Sshite, Dave Dismall, Joke Ullen, and other choking cunts. I was not even a fan of Taylor off the oche, but you have to respect his drive and ambition, and calling it horrendous shows how no matter what, how others let their bitterness cloud things.
But this all pales in comparison to the WDF.....the successors to the BDO in so many many ways.
I don't give 2 shiny shits if some defective cunt of a mushroom cries how I am not a real fan of the game because I am rejoicing in the failure of an org that provides a pay day to players. Fuck the WDF, a bunch of morons, as I have said before they were starting afresh, had multiple slots in the calendar to choose to hold this and they picked the same week as the bdo, went crawling back to the same Salmonella centre the bdo infested for their yearly piss up,
Just like the BDO, out came the shitty posters, the cries of a new era, false promises, announcement of announcements, the bickering and confusion among fans...wait...so called fans, as real fans would have bought tickets,and then the failures , all the while providing classic comedy moments to laugh at the fucking gimpazoids. I said years ago when the bdo died this would happen as the same people running the bdo now run the WDF, UKDA etc, and as Gerry Adams once said "they haven't gone away".As long as these morons are involved at the higher levels of amatuer darts, it will continue to be a parade of simpletons making idiotic mistake after mistake. I hope it continues until every backward organisation bankrupts itself, or dies, fuck them. If they had someone with an iota of sense I might feel some sympathy, but as the saying goes the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Then there is the outright bullshit that the postponement is because of "covid"...covid existed before they picked this date, picked the venue etc, it was postponed because they could not sell tickets, that's the real truth. 15% of all tickets were sold.Now we are getting this in April, which will clash with PDC players championship #8, a minor floor comp and am calling this now, PDC PC#8 will have a higher standard, and more ton plus averages. Accepting this event does even go ahead in April, what happens with the players who initially qualified and pulled out and replacements were lined up ? Are they back in and the others fucked back out ? I bet these idiots don't even know this themselves. As I wrote on the pic above the timing was typical BDO as well, announced on the day the proper world championship started, and to think some people actually thought I would be short of material for this blog when the horse braider and his wife Bo Selecta killed the bdo. The WDF is fast becoming a constant source of unintentional comedy.
THE PROPER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS.
This kicked off on Wednesday, and the main things that stood out so far....
1. Wayne Mardle said the world 54 could win the worlds.... the world #54 at the time had not qualified
2. Hudson who used a hollywood fairy and AIDS victim as the role model for his nickname is more like the Hudson river in New York, wet, filthy and stinks. That said he lost some weight, then he did lose 8 stone when he dumped the Airey brothers who tried to make him a website.
3. Richie Edhouse, one of my twitter followers, missed 39 darts and still won his first game.
4. The PDC gave us Nitin....in the BDO they gave us old people in the crowd Knitting.
5. The copper topped speed merchant Evans taking out 167 for a set.
6. The current Modus Online Champion of Champions Matt Campbell, the slayer of players like WDF #1 Brian Raman and WDF #2 Thibault Tricole is not good enough to win a first round match at the real world championships in the PDC.
7. Mardle is a useless cunt who spouts nonsense non stop
8. Vermin Price is a cunt, but great drama
THURSDAY
9. Thunder Thighs Turner was brought in to tick boxes, a useless cunt that won nothing of note, giving what she thinks is an "expert opinion"
10. Madars Razma is the ultimate king of eastern Europe jobbers.
11. Adam Smith on comms is dogshit. He told us it is not impossible to come from one set down. Truly amazing insight from him.
12. I laughed like a bastard at comms telling us the Fat farmer was a "former world champion" as he got battered by a jobber in the first round.
13. John Norman Junior is a complete spastic and torture to watch.I hope to never see him again.
14. Gurney the miserable cunt with his head down in depression is infectious as he would depress those watching him, looking forward to his exit.
15. Ricky Evan's speed and odd high checkout wont mask he is just a flash jobber.
16. Adam Smith kept telling us Willie O Connor missed a match dart, when he had missed 3 match darts at the time. Guy is clueless.
17. Lauby is a better watch that copper cunt Ricky Evans.
18. Ryan Treacle is torture to watch as well.
19. Teeth McDonald calls Myra Hindley lookalike Ashton, a legend.....why ?
20. You could hear the disappointment in the voice of comms when Ron Gastricband Muelenkamp took the first set. of Myra Hindley
21. Ashton only there based on her gender as she was not good enough to qualify by merit via the OoM, offered nothing and maintained her 100% record of defeats on tv. Good riddance. Sadly because of a sexist tour in an already Unisex PDC we will get her stinking up more events in the future.
22. Sulky Ando and Fatpot was shit, and despite what Mardle says, Fatpot is not a top player anymore.
FRIDAY
23. Adam Smith and Wayne Mardle were in some competition to see who could spew the most bullshit....they were relentless.
24. Speaking of relentless, Joyce a well known choker finally got over the line in what was then the second best watch of the comp.
25. Keane Barry is just the Irish version of Ricky Evans, who is a vastly over rated speed merchant and the slurping of Lam is puzzling as he too is a jobber. That game was abysmal scoring and finishing.Lam with 64 left in a crucial leg went for 2 double 16s and missed the board with his first dart.
26. Boris's antics were funny to watch, Wattimena bust 121 and lost a leg as Boris took advantage in the third set and took out 121 himself in the leg after. Wattimena missed 3 set darts before Boris wrapped it up. Good watch.
27. Comms introduced Lennon as Scuba Steve....what a fucking stupid nickname but he played well and Ratajski the then #11 in the OoM was out. Lennon up 10 places to #43 in the rankings.
28. We were told for the 877th time Paul Lim hit a nine darter years ago. I was in no form for this game
29. After one set of Lim and the banjo player from deliverance I went for a microwave sleep, 4 hours in 20 minutes, and missed a "classic" it seems.
30. Bradley Brooks is thinner than the great Bobby Sands in 1981.
31. Close your eyes, think of Scotland, it conjures up images of stabbings, heroin, inbreeding, rain, incest, lumpy porridge, genetic mutations, rape, cross dressing, alcoholism, yep, Willie Borland is without doubt Scottish, the missing link. I did not know jaws and teeth could grow in that direction.
32. The guys that looked like a hunger striker and a junkie served us up a great watch in yet another Ally Pally classic, it was a belting game. The only way that finish in that last leg decider could be beaten, is if someone did it in a last leg decider in a televised final otherwise it will never be bettered
33. I was told there was a guy holding up a sign saying JC is a prat throughout the game, nice to know I get to people.
34. I was told Jeff Smith was a class player, a former Bob Potter Cup finalist, and like the fat farmer who won a Bob potter Cup, another well out of their depth in a proper field of players.How come if the pdc have toyboards, these lakeshite bellends cannot win matches ?
35. Last year Krusty defending his title was more worried about what he wore than his darts and lost. This year he looked like an even bigger spastic than usual , but thankfully he won as Ryan Treacle bores me senseless another i would rather hope never qualifies for tv comps again.
36. Emma Paton told us Borland's 9 darter was the first PDC game to be won with a 9 darter, except it wasn't. There was one in a floor comp before, Colin Lloyd won the Irish Masters with a 9 darter in the final leg of the final in 2006,that was PDC affiliated if I remember rightly but that was not televised, Borland's was the first televised 9 darter to win a match I am aware of...
37. Those sponsors that offered 100k for a player to hit 2 nine darters wont be resting as easy now.
to be continued next week.........
This kicked off on Wednesday, and the main things that stood out so far....
1. Wayne Mardle said the world 54 could win the worlds.... the world #54 at the time had not qualified
2. Hudson who used a hollywood fairy and AIDS victim as the role model for his nickname is more like the Hudson river in New York, wet, filthy and stinks. That said he lost some weight, then he did lose 8 stone when he dumped the Airey brothers who tried to make him a website.
3. Richie Edhouse, one of my twitter followers, missed 39 darts and still won his first game.
4. The PDC gave us Nitin....in the BDO they gave us old people in the crowd Knitting.
5. The copper topped speed merchant Evans taking out 167 for a set.
6. The current Modus Online Champion of Champions Matt Campbell, the slayer of players like WDF #1 Brian Raman and WDF #2 Thibault Tricole is not good enough to win a first round match at the real world championships in the PDC.
7. Mardle is a useless cunt who spouts nonsense non stop
8. Vermin Price is a cunt, but great drama
THURSDAY
9. Thunder Thighs Turner was brought in to tick boxes, a useless cunt that won nothing of note, giving what she thinks is an "expert opinion"
10. Madars Razma is the ultimate king of eastern Europe jobbers.
11. Adam Smith on comms is dogshit. He told us it is not impossible to come from one set down. Truly amazing insight from him.
12. I laughed like a bastard at comms telling us the Fat farmer was a "former world champion" as he got battered by a jobber in the first round.
13. John Norman Junior is a complete spastic and torture to watch.I hope to never see him again.
14. Gurney the miserable cunt with his head down in depression is infectious as he would depress those watching him, looking forward to his exit.
15. Ricky Evan's speed and odd high checkout wont mask he is just a flash jobber.
16. Adam Smith kept telling us Willie O Connor missed a match dart, when he had missed 3 match darts at the time. Guy is clueless.
17. Lauby is a better watch that copper cunt Ricky Evans.
18. Ryan Treacle is torture to watch as well.
19. Teeth McDonald calls Myra Hindley lookalike Ashton, a legend.....why ?
20. You could hear the disappointment in the voice of comms when Ron Gastricband Muelenkamp took the first set. of Myra Hindley
21. Ashton only there based on her gender as she was not good enough to qualify by merit via the OoM, offered nothing and maintained her 100% record of defeats on tv. Good riddance. Sadly because of a sexist tour in an already Unisex PDC we will get her stinking up more events in the future.
22. Sulky Ando and Fatpot was shit, and despite what Mardle says, Fatpot is not a top player anymore.
FRIDAY
23. Adam Smith and Wayne Mardle were in some competition to see who could spew the most bullshit....they were relentless.
24. Speaking of relentless, Joyce a well known choker finally got over the line in what was then the second best watch of the comp.
25. Keane Barry is just the Irish version of Ricky Evans, who is a vastly over rated speed merchant and the slurping of Lam is puzzling as he too is a jobber. That game was abysmal scoring and finishing.Lam with 64 left in a crucial leg went for 2 double 16s and missed the board with his first dart.
26. Boris's antics were funny to watch, Wattimena bust 121 and lost a leg as Boris took advantage in the third set and took out 121 himself in the leg after. Wattimena missed 3 set darts before Boris wrapped it up. Good watch.
27. Comms introduced Lennon as Scuba Steve....what a fucking stupid nickname but he played well and Ratajski the then #11 in the OoM was out. Lennon up 10 places to #43 in the rankings.
28. We were told for the 877th time Paul Lim hit a nine darter years ago. I was in no form for this game
29. After one set of Lim and the banjo player from deliverance I went for a microwave sleep, 4 hours in 20 minutes, and missed a "classic" it seems.
30. Bradley Brooks is thinner than the great Bobby Sands in 1981.
31. Close your eyes, think of Scotland, it conjures up images of stabbings, heroin, inbreeding, rain, incest, lumpy porridge, genetic mutations, rape, cross dressing, alcoholism, yep, Willie Borland is without doubt Scottish, the missing link. I did not know jaws and teeth could grow in that direction.
32. The guys that looked like a hunger striker and a junkie served us up a great watch in yet another Ally Pally classic, it was a belting game. The only way that finish in that last leg decider could be beaten, is if someone did it in a last leg decider in a televised final otherwise it will never be bettered
33. I was told there was a guy holding up a sign saying JC is a prat throughout the game, nice to know I get to people.
34. I was told Jeff Smith was a class player, a former Bob Potter Cup finalist, and like the fat farmer who won a Bob potter Cup, another well out of their depth in a proper field of players.How come if the pdc have toyboards, these lakeshite bellends cannot win matches ?
35. Last year Krusty defending his title was more worried about what he wore than his darts and lost. This year he looked like an even bigger spastic than usual , but thankfully he won as Ryan Treacle bores me senseless another i would rather hope never qualifies for tv comps again.
36. Emma Paton told us Borland's 9 darter was the first PDC game to be won with a 9 darter, except it wasn't. There was one in a floor comp before, Colin Lloyd won the Irish Masters with a 9 darter in the final leg of the final in 2006,that was PDC affiliated if I remember rightly but that was not televised, Borland's was the first televised 9 darter to win a match I am aware of...
37. Those sponsors that offered 100k for a player to hit 2 nine darters wont be resting as easy now.
to be continued next week.........
LASTLY...
Lastly a piece of so called "journalism" that proves why the daily star is aimed at the scum of society, the uneducated, the gullible, etc
Take a look at this clown trying to claim Spineless Adams has a higher net worth than MVG
I love how he cites things like the Denmark and Swiss open, events that pay less that the most basic PDC floor champs. Spineless made 300k from Lakeshites, 161k from the Masters and if he earned 10k a piece for his other 65 wins, and I am being more than generous, that's 1.1million in winners cheques for his entire career. Yet the spastic claimed Spineless is worth 9 million....where did this other 7.9 million come from ?
Runner up in the Romanian open ?
MVG on just the euro tour alone pocketed 800k in winners cheques alone, thats not counting runner ups, semi finals, etc. In basic floor comps , 2 years ago he surpassed Taylor and won at least 72 floor comps at 10k a comp, that's 720k, and a total of 1.5 million for MVG on the floor alone...in just winners money.
MVG had made 8.4 million in Ranking money 2 years ago, and has earned a lot more since.
That is not counting the non ranking money where he pocketed 1.1 million for winning 5 premier Leagues, 300k for winning the Masters 5 times, or 110k for world Series finals wins. and that is not counting individual wins in world seies single events,like the nordic Masters this year, or the world cup money etc. That is not counting all the money he made in those for runner up, semi finalist etc...
Whatever spineless might have earned he aint got it now, his wife fucked off, cleaned him out to the point he had to -go back on his word, throw away the "principles" he pretended to have, to go begging to Uncle Barry for the PDC coin, the same Uncle Barry he claimed he would never play for.
These days he prostitutes himself in the modus Online shit for pittance where he is the whipping boy of players not good enough to get through q-school.
9 million....priceless.....
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