In no particular order, until the last one.
1. Joe Cullen. Its one thing to have a bad game, but to be on the stage and accept you are going to lose says more about his attitude and mentality. But when you factor in he lost 10 -0 and who he lost to it shows how appalling a performance that was. He lost to Ian White on TV, a guy with a TV record that is abysmal....hopefully those who have been kissing the hole of comb over Joe like the human pipe cleaner Paul Nicholson and Dan Dawson might reign in their future slurping of Cullen.
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2. Jermaine Wattimena. Here is another over rated cunt, and even worse than Cullen, at least Cullen did not try to blame anyone else for his atrocious performance, this Dutch cunt even had a go at Mensur to try imply Mensur cheated. Another over rated cunt who showed yet again being a prick and being Dutch go hand in hand.
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3. Dave Chisnall. Unlike Cullen and Wattimena, who were never in with a shout, this braindead choking cunt Chizzy showed why he has never won anything of note in his miserable existence, and why he never will. He has the backbone of a jellyfish. .I see his collapse as worse than Cullens or Wattimena as he had a chance to win only to bottle it. He had 6 darts at 141 for the win, and after he missed I knew it was all over as he is a complete bottler. I actually thought it would be the choke of the Matchplay, boy was I wrong.
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4. Jeffrey De Zwaan. This choke was even worse than Chizzys collapse. This guy missed FIVE match darts, and lost the game. Yes Wade was a jammy cunt and was lucky in the end, but if more cunts had the tenacity of Wade, wqhen it suits him, they would not be the choking cunts they are.
This is not the first time De Zwaan choked against Wade this year either, In the final of Players Championships #12 he led Wade 4-0, before Wade wiped the floor with him and won 8 of the next 9 legs to win that title. I like De Zwaan, a good player to watch, but hope to fuck he does not turn into another bottling cunt like Chizzy, Smith etc.
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5.Ian White. I thought that no one could choke more than Chizzy, then De Zwaan proved me wrong, but then came this mongoloid looking cretin, who everyone knows is utter shit on TV. This week sky had promos with statements that were complete lunacy, they actually had on screen this week 'White thrives under pressure'. Who came up with that for them ? Dan Dawson ? I thought this was some sort of in joke as no normal person could ever come up with shit like that , let alone expect others to believe it. Whites choke job was a fucking disgrace. I said weeks ago he deserved a spot in the World Series for his efforts on the Euro tour, well I have changed my mind, cunt deserves nothing except abuse for that epic choke. He lost from 9-4 up. Missed 5 match darts, and it was not like Bunting was playing out of his blubbery skin. Hopefully this is the end of Dawson and the comms rimming the hole of this choking cunt as well.
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6. Devon Peterson. Here is a guy who only got a job on comms for the same reason Trina Gulliver was given one at the Worlds, in order to tick certain boxes in the PC department. Whatever happened to the days when people were hired on their talent, expertise, or even just the basic ability to do a job properly ? I don't care about a persons gender, color, religion, sexuality, as long as they are good at the job, instead of getting a job based on their color sex, creed etc. Then to show how deluded the cunt was, he did an interview claiming he "took to commentary lie a duck to water".
First off you thick self centred prick, you dont get to decide that, the viewers decide if you are good or not, not you, and I thought you were shit, and the feedback of others tend to agree with me.You claiming you were good, does not make it true.
I am calling it now, we will have a cripple or someone in a wheelchair on comms or in the studio before the year is out, in order to present an image that everything is pc and equal.
7. Gary Anderson. When Merv King, a player who could get heatstroke in the Antartic, and has more back problems than Ando and Vincent van der Voort is beating Ando on one of the hottest stages in world darts, you realize how much Ando's game has sunk.
This is all down to his laziness, stubborness, and sulking over past events. His lack of match practice and missing almost as many events as Barney, his failure to do the euro tour etc, all have contributed to his slump. On the plus side, his defeat, along with other more notable players only served to make the competition more interesting.
8. Michael van Gerwen. As everyone knows I am certainly no fan of MVG, and am always happy when the fucker gets turfed out of a comp. It automatically make the comp more interesting. I was delighted Durrant deservedly knocked him out, not only because of my dislike of MVG, but because of his attitude. The hunchback fat arsed goblin prick with his mouth wide open catching flies is so cocky he thinks he can just turn up and win which sadly in the past was more then enough plenty of times.
How did he prepare for the Matchplay ? He skipped the last 2 players championships, to go on the piss in Tenerife, then went back to Holland to play that lazy Dutch cunt Barney with an ego even bigger than MVGs, in an exbo where they played in motorbike helmets, and then goggles.
Thats how the cunt prepared for the matchplay, and he delightfully paid the price for his complacency. I hope his confidence takes a hammering and its the start of a slump. Darts is a far better watch when its not being dominated by a single player.
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9. James Wade. I mentioned MVG and his complacency in the build up to the Matchplay, but its another thing when you show up and act like Wade did. In what I believe is the second biggest darts competition after Ally Pally, the attitude of Wade was a fucking disgrace. I am sick of this cunt using his bi polar, and a multitude of other excuses to excuse his laziness and bad attitude.
Yes a player can have an off day, but Wades off days happen far too frequent. Not even a fortnight before he had another off day against Wright in the German Masters World Series event, and like MVG could not be arsed to turn up for the Players Championships, and make no mistake he was lucky to beat a choking De Zwaan, lucky to beat Mensur Suljovic, and was abysmal against Glen Durrant, who hardly was much good himself, but at least that weeping fucker actually gave a flying fuck and managed more than an 86 average. If Wade does not give a shit, why should anyone else give a shit about him. I might berate Vermin Price, choker Bellyboy and others but at least those guy give a toss about the game.
I used to like Barney, until he became a lazy, self centred egotistical prick, liked Ando til he came a whiny sulky and lazy fucker, I liked Lewis too but he got fatter and lived off his reputation and became a prostitute on the north sea ferry for Keith Dellar, and Wade can get fucked, I am sick of his excuses.
10. Unicorn. Its hardly a secret their boards are not up to the same quality of other boards. This week stats were released about bounce outs . This does not address or change the fact the boards are not holding up. Simon Whitlock who used home made points, has been accused of wrecking boards with said points, but the reality is, the board rips up to easy. Whitlock also happens to be sponsored by Winmau, so an easy scapegoat, which Whitlock himself was quick to point out.
Check out his comments on his twitter account to see his valid argument
Shitlocks twitter
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11. Des Selecta. Where would I be without the joke that is the BDO. If ever there was proof that the original intended venue for the BDO Catas Trophy was in Preston, it was proven this week when the BDO went on social media recommending a hotel for BDO fans to stay in during the CatasTrophy being played in Blackburn. The hotel is in Preston, and over ten miles from the dark empty hall where the CatasTrophy will be played. Des as everyone knows is a proven compulsive liar, said it was a 4 star hotel, except its not, its a 2 star hotel, but hey why let things like the truth get in the way. The hilarious part is not only are there nearer hotels, obviously , in Blackburn, but you can get rooms for HALF what the promoted hotel is charging. Days later Des is back promoting the same hotel in Preston, ask yourself why.
The guy is a proven liar, and his own people are turning their backs on the useless prick, who only cares about his own ego and personal gain. Richard Ashdown "resigned" from the BDO last week, this week Anthony Dundass, left followed by Marco Meijer and reports of others including Nick Rolls.
The stories floating around forums make for hilarious reading.
One story on a forum I post on suggests since Winmau are no longer sponsors, they won't be paying the refs and callers, and why should they, and the new sponsors wont pay anything, so hardly surprising they would fuck off., when county lackeys and kiss arses of Des will be only too happy to suck up and do it for free.,
Another story doing the rounds is Popcorn Teeth Sue Williams and her cuckold, did meet with Uncle Barry in Vegas, and Popcorn teeth, the refs, callers, some counties and other officials are forming a breakaway group. I think this is a load of shit as no way Uncle Barry would associate with morons like Popcorn teeth.
Tommy the Dinosaur Thompson another who resigned this week, from Lancashire darts, he not only should have resigned years ago when his treasurer stole tens of thousands from under his nose, he should have been banned from ever running a company ever again. He would make the ideal next leader of the BDO.
As for Des, the constant compulsive liar he is, he had to make sure he was the centre of attention and released a statement.
Following the recent resignations of the BDO’s refereeing team, BDO Chairman/CEO Des Jacklin has said he has been ‘overwhelmed with the number of applications from potential successors’.
Speaking today, Des revealed that ‘[t]he numerous applications, from both amateur and professional referees and MC’s range from BICC callers to experienced professionals well known across the darts world’. ‘These applications will be reviewed over the coming days and the new-look MC and refereeing team will be announced towards the end of next week’.
Des also wanted to reassure players and supporters regarding the status of the BDO, stating, ‘on the subject of recent reports of the BDO being in turmoil, it has been for the last six years, however, only now have we entered a period of clarity’.
Tell me Des you lying sack of shit, who are these people that applied for these positions?
How can people apply for positions that first were not advertised, and how could you have all these imaginary applications for positions when they only became empty this week. Where were these positions that were available mentioned ?
Who is going to fill them ?
Will they be cheaper by any chance ? Possibly come from Lincoln perhaps ? Who are these "professionals" that will be working for peanuts ? Do you even know what a professional is ?
As per usual all the blame and faults of the BDO has been put on those who ran the BDO in the last 6 six years, but not him, and now amazingly under Des he claims its under a moment of clarity. Who saw that card being played where Des played others. but not himself.
He is right about one thing, there is a moment of clarity, everyone can see for themselves Des is not only a proven liar, but its obvious he is completely useless. People are seeing things for what they are.
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and lastly....this weeks winners of Knob of the Week,
12. The BDO Mushrooms. Yes the plebian scum and the main reason why the BDO has had such leaders like Popcorn Teeth, Spineless Adams, Olly Croft, Des the liar.etc. The mutants that not only voted in these idiots, but even defended them. They came crawling out of the woodwork in droves after Bells Palsy Durrant beat hunchback MVG on Tuesday night.
Still nice to know the PDC can get them to come out of hiding, if only Des could rally them, their events might not be so empty.
The funniest part was the mushrooms trying to make out that Durrants win over a piss poor and complacent MVG somehow validated the quality of the BDO because of this one match. It was a great result for Durrant, but how in the blue fuck is it a good result for the BDO ? By that logic every defeat Durrant suffered in the PDC must be a bad result for the BDO then ?
As for defeats, Durrant has lost over 40 times this year alone in the PDC, and its only July
Look at some of the jobbers that beat Durrant already in PDC competitons
Vince Tipple,
Daniel Hereweni,
Andrew Gilding,
Reece Robinson,
Mickey Mansell,
Gavin Carlin'
Kirk Shepherd,
Max Hopp,
Alan Tabern,
Ryan Searle,
Brian Woods,
Ryan Joyce,
Kevin Burness,
Steve West,
Tytus Kanik.
a who's who of utter jobber that have beaten him.
This is not counting the other PDC players who have mopped the floor with him, players like Ian White, Gerwyn Price, Corey Cadby, Michael Smith, Peter Wright and others who ALL hold MULTIPLE victories over him this year already...
But the real kick in the bollix to the mushrooms were the statements made by Durrant after his much deserved win.
For years we heard the nonsense spewed by Mushrooms about the Lakeshite stage, well Durrant, live on Sky TV called the Blackpool stage "the greatest stage".....so much for Bob's piss soaked floorboards.
Durrant then followed that kick in the balls to the shrooms with the comment "the pinnacle of my career". Yes, that is right, a second round win in a PDC comp eclipses everything he ever done in his entire bdo career, including his 3 Bob Potter Cups won at Lakeshite. The spinning and deflection on forums and social media to pretend he never said those things was priceless. Imagine being so desperate, that you would have to still claim Durrant as bdo in order to try fool people into thinking the BDO was anything other than amateur shit
Durrant then added a third nail in the coffin when he said that this moment was " apart from my marriage, and my kids, the best moment of my life". I laughed like a bastard as he lauded the praise on the PDC, whilst Hunchback scuttled away defeated. A joyous moment. I knew his comments would have the bitter mushrooms positively seething, which it did, until social media and forums was rampant with people trying make excuses for Glens comments.
You could see how much it meant to Durrant as the tears flowed down his face like acid rain, and still the mushrooms cannot understand why he left the BDO to be a PDC player. Unlike Warty and the bearded prick Adams, Durrant had a backbone and gave the PDC a go and he is getting his just rewards. Warty and the bearded prick only play the PDC these days after they sold out their principles and only come begging for the PDC coin now.
Then he is not the first player to leave the BDO, go to the PDC win matches and claim it to be the highlight or greatest win of their career. Steve Beaton, Christian Kist, Stephen Bunting all former Bob potter cup winners who have publicly stated live their best moments happened in the PDC in competitions outside finals and semi finals, Robert Thornton, Chisnall others who have done so. In fact only last month Jamie Hughes who has won "majors" in the BDO claimed his PDC Euro tour was the greatest darts moment of his life.Anyone sensing a pattern ? For every player like Durrant that switches, there are countless who are not going to make it or leave a mark.
Look at McGeeney, Whitehead, Baker for example, there only to make up the numbers.
Look at how Fitton, Waites etc did on the challenge tour.
I will still stand by what I have always said about Durrant, he is a very good player, but is not one of the top players in the world, he is not in the class of MVG, Ando, etc, which Glen has openly admitted himself,and when you factor in his age, the clock is ticking. I think he will follow the same trajectory as Bunting who was hyped even more than Durrant. , and make the top 16 in his first 2 years, , he might even make it before the year is out depending on his results this weekend.
On a side note, should Durrant win the Matchplay and I would not begrudge it to him, it will solve the issue that was due in relation to Grand Slam selection. If Durrant makes the final he will qualify for the Grand slam under PDC criteria, if he fails to make the final he might have to depend on the BDO to award him one of their spots as he currently has not qualified under PDC criteria and we know how petty the BDO are and might be bitter still on how Glen walked out on the BDO.
The Mushrooms spent the last few days thinking Durrants win over a washed up Lewis, a complacent MVG, and an abysmal Wade, is validation for the shit in the BDO tells you everything you need to know how retarded these people are. They forget the same player walked out on the BDO, after previously declaring himself BDO for life, and chose to play in the PDC which he said was "his dream".
Its good to know that the Mushrooms watch PDC competitions, more than can be said for the BDO ones, and they even attend PDC comps,but wont attend BDO ones, no matter what offers the milkmen give them. look at the support Glen got in the crowd at Blackpool. Do you think he misses the BDO ? Does he fuck !.
Still, I am sure, we will be getting the usual spiel of how its a new era soon in the BDO, Des will be the savior etc..
Meanwhile Bo Selecta is busy trying to flog these or maybe its Des...who knows since his wife uses his official account,
look at the ducking state of these..........like the bdo, its rotten, over 40 years old, and no one is interested
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As for the Matchplay., Bellyboy has multiple wins over Glen Durrant this year alone, but think Glen will beat Bellyboy in the semi. Smith does not have a single major ranking trophy to his name, and there is a reason for that, I think Smith is mentally weaker than Durrant, and that takes some doing.
In the other semi final, I hope, and predict Rob Cross to beat Gurney.
I hope the winner of Durrant and Smith goes on to win the comp. Anyone but Gurney would make me happy..
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A decent interview with Uncle Barry here......discusses bdo players playing for peanuts.
And lastly, saw this comment on twitter. Posted by a crayon eating , clubfooted spastic, who always tries to imitate me and my blog, the quote was laughed at, across multiple forums and of course twitter.
I however think he has a point. If Des was not such a useless cunt , who knows maybe Durrant might have stayed in the BDO instead of giving two fingers to the BDO and fucking off.
So well done Des, on helping glen walk out on the BDO, turn professional, and achieve his dream, and this week reach the pinnacle of his career, and the greatest moment of his life in darts.
