The award this weeks goes to Barney.
No...not for the reasons some people will think. It broke this week how Barney was seen kissing some younger woman, and to me that is his own personal business. Would not expect any different from that shit of a newspaper anyway.
Since Barneys wife was already divorcing him, who does it matter who he sleeps with.With a bit of luck she might even motivate the lazy lying bastard.
I am certainly no fan of Barney and my dislike for him is his lazy attitude, his outright lies, and him claiming an undeserved spot year after year in the PL.
It seems now another woman and mother of 3 has claimed Barney sent her texts that were unwelcome, and Barney is not painted as a stalker. Odd how no one asked where Barney got the woman's number in the first place. So what if a now single man is fucking a younger woman. The level of outrage on forums is something to witness, on one dying forum, thanks to a mod who when not selling sofas like a scottish pikey acts like a weirdo and looks a creepy cunt also, there is a self confessed promiscuous homosexual obsessed with Barneys former act of adultery, who is acting like the moral compass on intimate behavior . Hows that for zero self awareness ?
Now after he has read this I am sure he will now claim he was doing it to wind dutch fans up. A handy "I was joking" excuse..I am sure this will illicit some crying on there, as they badly need the posts.
I am sound that way, using my blog that is not allowed be advertised on said forum to help them out.
They pretend this blog does not exist, then that is nothing new as views increase every month.
As for Barney, my issue with him was him being a lazy cunt, a liar and an undeserving participant in the Premier League and this week was no exception.His game this week was miserable and hopefully Sky tv who picked him as their wildcard will now at long fucking last start to realize the errors of their ways....finally.Its cringe worthy having to listen to that utter idiot and supreme choker Wayne Mardle make excuse after excuse week after week. Sick of hearing this bullshit of how Barney is a 5 time World champion, he is not, he never was, he won a single world title 12 years ago, the other 4 were mickey mouse bob potter tin pot pieces of shit. in the special olympics of darts.
How did he do in the Euro qualifiers tonight you ask ? He never entered the first one, that's right, he could not be bothered despite him promising to do the full tour. He did manage to qualify for euro tour #4, and there in sums up where Barney is now when him actually qualifying for a euro tour is a shock and something of a boast. A sure sign of how pathetic his game is and has been for the years.
Barney better invest his PL money wisely.Barney has made only 139k in ranking money in the last 2 year which is not far off one grand a week after tax, and he has to pay travel, hotels, fees, dra, pdpa etc out of that.
By next year his wife will have bled him dry after the divorce, his undeserved free ride in the Premier League will be gone, most of his money gone, and I would take a wild guess and say his new girlfriend will be gone too.
Unless of course it really is true love and a head shaking lazy lying former postman with diabetes and a huge belly on the wrong side of his 50s, who got his remaining teeth whitened, and had what looks like hair transplant surgery is really the man of her dreams. Barney better hope the people he has lied to and bullshitted for years turns up to his exbos when he starts whoring himself out.
Or he could do a Dave Parletti and just beg like a cunt for money.
If he really hits rock bottom there is the BDO, a sort of final resort, the lowest of the low.
He could make it 5 tin potter cups, they take anyone in the bdo....look at the people in it.
Warty Montgomery.
Here is a tip Warty you dwarf prick with a Napoleon complex.
If you are going to try act the hard man against a person twice your size, it might not be the wisest thing to wait til you are in your 50s to start that shit with people, it just makes your far more pathetic than you already appeared. Of course this had to be done in full view, as that way you could be spared the funt up the hole you deserved by other people who were going to save your puny old decrepit ass. Did you forget to wear your "17 pieces of lucky jewellery" again, is that your excuse for losing.
What is it with BDO scum who constantly have this small man syndrome or defective wonky eye cunts with hang ups who want to act the hard man. ? or challenge people to matches, etc.
My only surprise was the fat waiter with the plastic teeth did not take to facebook to make up more lies about yet another Adam Smith Neale incident and put a spin on it, but was probably too late seeing as Smith Neale had already taken to twitter.
The quota of morons in the bdo is constantly increasing, as 2 ex PDC cunts with a total of 2 good eyes between them are doing the bdo travel club tour.
Andy Jenkins and Jamie Cave-in are climbing the bdo ranking, if that is not an indication of how bad things are , then nothing is.
Jenkins, Cave-In, Hamilton and Newton are the "new breed"
There was still no news for the Selecta's on these big announcements the BDO were going to announce in February, all they have done this year is promote a pathetic comp in "Torromolinos", which it seems was an atrocious standard...what a surprise.Of course the waiter was delighted with the turn out of jobbers, but failed to put up extra boards which led to many complaints including this one...watch out Fran , there will be threats heading your way.
Corey will wipe the floor with the likes of the BDO Job Squad, as well as Scott Baker, Brian Woods, Steve West and all those other ex bdo jobbers who failed to make the job squad this year.
Gerwyn Price, I never tire of seeing this manlet lose, and seeing his lose his 14th straight match in a row to MVG did bring a smile to my face.I wonder if he will get a fine of the DRA for his comment on twitter last week where he wrote
The Euro tour qualifiers were on tonight so a mention for the Captain of the 2019 Job Squad Mark McGeeney.
He really is leading by example as he promptly went out early and failed to qualify for both Euro tours.
Mark Webster Christian Kist and Conan Whitehead also jobbed in both qualifiers, in fact the only single member of the Job squad to qualify for both Euro Tours was Bunting.
Phantom of the Opera Glen Durrant lost in one of the qualifiers also to ....wait for it....Pecker Woods. Hey Dan Dawson, tell us again how Durrant is in the world best players.
Brian Woods became at least the 20th different player to beat Glen Durrant in a PDC organised comp which included Q-school, GSoD, UK Open, and the Pro tour....TWENTIETH.
Here is the full list of those players that have beaten him, and some of those in the list are complete jobbers.
Brian Woods
Gavin Carlin
Gabriel Clemens
Ian White
Mickey Mansell
Luke Woodhouse
Dave Chisnall
Alan Tabern
Daryl Gurney
Kirk Shepherd
Peter Wright
Gary Anderson
Andrew Gilding
Raymond van Barneveld
Gerwyn Price
Corey Cadby
Terry Jenkins
Darren Herewini
Vince Tipple
Reece Robinson
A happy Paddys weekend to all the micks and wannabe micks out there, as well as the pissheads who are not Irish
