Friday, March 8, 2019

Knob of the Week goes to Rob Cross.

People can argue he reached a final of a major, but his performance and attitude were abysmal. Some of his attempts at the treble were nearer the double, and some of his doubles were nearer the trebles. His attempt at double 5 in one leg just missed the treble 12....but the real kicker was at the interval when Aspinall still needed one leg to win, Cross could be seen shaking hand with Aspinall and congratulating him on the win.
Not even the greatest chokers of all time....which I will get to in a bit...ever did something so bad. It was a disgrace.

Mickey Mansell was fined by those robbing cunts the DRA this week for seemingly not "playing to his ability".
How the fuck can you prove this ? The implications of course are he was match fixing, but without any proof they could not accuse him so decided to make up some rule to legally rob the players. How do these cunts decide who and what is a players ability, and not factor in personal issue, off days, illnesses etc.

Its bad enough the tax man hammers the players, but now the DRA are robbing the players with bullshit fines. and where is the PDPA, the org that is suppose to represent the players...who also get a slice of the pie and players income ?
If the DRA are fining players because they do not play to their ability, then Rob Cross should get a fine for his performance in the UK Open final by that logic,
MVG who has failed to win in his last 4 games has not played to his ability....will he be getting a fine ?
Alan Norris who understandably has not played to his ability due to the tragic circumstances in his life could be fined.
 The DRA are taking the piss, and unless they can prove Mickey Mansell did anything wrong they should have no authority to fine him.
If they have proof he did something wrong then openly admit it otherwise the implications are a slur on the players name.

You have assholes like squinty eye clark making up pretend needle between players, and genuine needle is brushed under the carpet and you have the DRA all over them treating the players like criminals.
The players org need to get their head out of their arse and start looking after their players, the sole reason for their existence.

Was a thoroughly enjoyable night of Premier League action last night, then always is when the hunchbacks baldy dutch prick fails to win. The general consensus among fans is the 9 contenders added to replace Gary Anderson has been a great thing, even those against the idea have seemed to changed their minds judging by the feedback on forums and twitter.
The Scottish fans were typically Scottish this week as they spat at each other, threw pints in the crowd, acted like scum and booed most players. Then having Mensur coming out to a song that is used by the new Scottish club Sevco did not help.

Krusty the clown in his interview looking for attention and pretending to be Scottish was cringey. Give it up Peter, you are not Scottish.
Remember this graphic on sky sports when you first joined the PDC ? Nice shirt also.


The supposed big news that was due in February from the BDO obviously never happened....its like the Super Series all over again.
The waiter has spent the last few weeks promoting the "torromilinos" competition. That sums up the BDO really.

Laughed when I saw this tweet by one of the biggest bdo gimps out there.

The hilarious part is he calling others a mushroom, when he is the very epitome of a mushroom, I should know since I was the first to use the term mushroom to describe bdo fans years ago, and for those who still wonder why, its because bdo fans are like Mushrooms.
They thrive when you feed them shit and keep them in the dark.

Since my blog is short this week, I thought I would add some pics.
As I mentioned earlier, the Greatest Chokers of all time, thought I would do it like a roll of dishonor.
Those players that won absolutely nothing of note in their entire career , some have almost had it handed to them on a plate and still managed to choke, fold or simply choke.



After a poll run elsewhere the final group has been selected for the 2019 Job Squad.
The criteria was they have played in the Bob Potter cup.....some even won it, some were even the bdo #1 for periods of time.
A mention for those who just missed out on the squad, but could easily replace another member....Other nominees included Headshaker Barney, Darius Labanauskaus, Andy Boulton, and of course Aaron Monk.
I know some people will think ..hang on, Aaron Monk never played at Lakeshite, but that little shit cried more tears on that stinky stage than most of the bdo players.
Always remember how Colin Monk and his goldfish mouth would lose first round every year....Ross Montgomery's job now.
Then Aaron would come up on stage and cry like a little mammies boy. He can do the weights, walk like he thinks he is a hard man these days to try put on the act but he will always be the crying little shit who sobbed his heart out year after year for his jobber dad live on BBC...the days when the BDO had proper tv that is.
No doubt this will increase the number of threats I will recieve this week when some cunt gets upset after reading this.

 So here is the final squad.




And lastly.....A special mention to those players that deserve a mention for the good things they have done this past Week.

Nathan Aspinall on winning a Major , some the list of chokers could never do.
Ok Rob Cross was horrendous in the final, and Steve Lennon did his best Tony O shea impression from 7-3 up, but Nathan got the job done.

James Wade for his raping of Jimmy hills bastard lovechild in the Premier League and his almost 110 average.

John Henderson, he might be a plodding jobber but the fat lad held his nerve and played decent enough to get a great point against hunchback who if honest collapsed in the latter part of the game, but was great viewing.

All 3 players get a Dave Clark pic signed by Dave Clarke himself.



Be sure to check out my updated pics gallery on the site.