Friday, February 15, 2019


Its like deja vu. Every November  we get the lazy dutch postman cunt Barney come out do his line how he will do the full tour next year, he speaks of his new found fighting attitude, all which occurs just before the World champs and the Premier League selection, then gets picked undeservedly each year for the PL and then proves what a total fucking liar he is by then not doing the tour he says he he will.
And sure enough did it again last November, bombed in the World champs, gets his undeserved PL spot, his last thankfully.
Proceeds to enter the first two players championships of the year.
But first he turns up for the first week of the PL and shows what a pathetic attitude he has as Wade batters him, while the comms make up all sorts of excuses and act like his bad attitude, dismal performances are some how a shock to everyone who watches darts.

Enters the players champs and goes out early both days, going out in the last 64 to Ryan Searle in PC #1, and going out first round on the Sunday in PC #2 to Steve West where headshaker averaged 85.

Then even more proof of his lies and bad attitude does not enter PC #3 & #4.
Then caps it all off with a dismal performance against Price Thursday night in the PL....yes he got a draw, but it was more Vermin Price fucking it away than any battling qualities from the lazy dutch liar.

It now seems more than likely he will miss the Matchplay, and I hope he does miss it, in fact the faster the fucker retires the better. He has been coasting of his single solitary World championships since 2007, and no, Bob Potter cups mean fuckall.
As I always say someone has to win Lakeshite, its the Special olympics of Darts.
Back on November 2nd 2012, Barney was the first ever winner of Knob of the Week, its the only consistency Barney has shown.

Speaking of Lakeshite winners, the BDO morons were out in force last sunday when the Toxic Avenger Durrant had one of the luckiest runs to a players champs final since the telescope inspector Jamie Cave-In had years ago.
To durrants credit he can only beat what was in front of him, and he met some choking cunts along the way.
Madars Razma blew countless chances, Robert Thornton missed darts for 5-1 and numerous others chances and lost, Hendo missed darts to go 5-1 up and lost.
When one of the biggest chokers in the game in Dave Dismal Chisnall is winning a final with an 88 against Bells Palsy you serious have to question how good the Freak of Boro will do on the main tour.
Remember Bunting actually won an event only weeks after joining the PDC, and that lump of lard was battered so bad he contemplated retiring twice.
The funniest part last week were the so called "bdo fans"..yes those people who call themselves bdo fans but never attend bdo events and spend more time watching PDC events who still think the Bells Palsy fucker who turned his humped back on the BDO after previously claiming he was BDO4LIFE is still a bdo player.
They were silent after Durrant went out early on the Saturday, but came crawling out of the woodwork like woodlice after Durrant reached a final on the Sunday.

I will give Durrant some credit though, unlike many other make believe"world pro" winners like the Spineless giggling prick Adams, and the self groping Farmer who loves to choke out pensioners Scott Farmer Mitchell, Durrant had the balls to give the PDC a go.
I hope he does well but I also believe he will certainly not be as good as some people think he will.

Its a whole new game playing Darts for a living.
As for Durrants performance in the PL, he did ok in my opinion, no normal person expected him to win, but he did okay in an enviroment he was not used to in the BDO.
Firstly playing in front of a crowd that was more than double figures, getting proper money instead of travel club ranking points, and finding out unlike the BDO when you chuck a 100 plus average, your opponent won't just roll over and concede like what happens in the BDO.

I think Durrant might be like Dimitri van den Bergh, in that he will be a better stage player in general than he will be a floor player....time will tell.
Sadly for viewers, durrant is a boring watch, he has the speed of Justin Pipe, the charisma of Wes Newton, and the youthfulness of a Mark McGeeney.

Speaking of McGeeney, the Scottish Open is coming up, I wonder if "Scot McGeeney" will be the #1 seed for this like he was in the Dutch Open.

Have to mention the collapse this week by Bellyboy in the PL against Krusty who was utter shit.
Sorry for the brief and late knob f the week, sometimes real life gets in the way