After the month of January, there was no one more "nailed on" for Knob of the Week than a carpenter.
I remember in 2010 Scott Waites in the PDC Grand Slam final was averaging almost a 100 and he still was losing and had to rely on bi polar James Wade to have a breakdown to win a title. That Waites was a decent player.
Within just 3 years he was not even close to the player he was, but luckily for him he could drop over 12 points of his averages and still be good enough to win "majors" in the BDO.
You don't believe me ? Look at the facts.
You see facts are something the retarded mushroom cunts love to dismiss and would rather attack people as haters than acknowledge the truth and the obvious.
3 years after the Grand Slam win he turned up in Surrey with an average of 86 and Scott Waites won Lakeshite in 2013, and not just got over the line with that measly average but won 7 sets to 1. Proof of the shit standard.
3 more years after that and to prove that it was no fluke in winning their "world pro" with such a pathetic average, he did it again in 2016 with yet another pathetic average of 87 and yet again won the Bob Potter cup by 7 sets to 1.
When 87 averages are almost whitewashing your opponents you have to admit the competition is utter shit.
And 3 years later in 2019 he rocks up at the yearly piss up in Bobs dilapidated hotel and reaches the final with an average of....wait for it...85.30. Yes, that was enough for yet another "world pro" final.
How deluded must one be to think that he would be a success in the PDC with his attitude, shit averages etc ?
The funniest part were the simpletons of the bdo who actually thought he would do well when all the facts suggested he would struggle. Even the so called best player in the BDO the Toxic Avenger Glen Durrant could not earn a tourcard by right and had to rely on a league position to get one.
Waites turned up at Q-school with his 80 odd averages and deservedly bombed.
He finished 106th in Q-school,counting those who got tour cards.
I was not surprised in the least when the mushrooms took to twitter to make excuses, and claim he was a great player and how he won a PDC non ranking comp 9 years ago, totally ignoring the fact that the Waites of 2010 was a vastly superior player.
After his abysmal and expected failure at Q-school he hauls his sorry arse off to the Challenge tour last Saturday.
In the very first event he throws an 85 average and loses in the last 512. Remember this is a tour without the 128 tour card holders.
He hangs around for the second event on the Saturday and loses in the last 64 to Michael Rastovits, and throws an average in the 80s.
Comes back on the Sunday and again goes out in the last 64 , this time against Daniel Ayres, Waites had an average of 83.
In the second event of the day on Sunday gets knocked out in the last 256th round against Lucasz Sawicki, with Waites chucking a 78 average.
So in January alone Waites finished 106th in Q-school,after paying almost £500 to enter and got nothing for his money.
Paid £200 to enter the Challenge tour and made the grand total of £100, where he currently lies 50 quid ahead of Aegir Bjornsson who is in the 104th spot.
Here is the kicker.....this all happened in the same month he reached the final of Lakeshite where the morons of Nicholson and Mason would have you believe he was in a "world final"...let that sink in.
There is no spinning this, the idiotic mushrooms know this too so will deflect, make excuses, and resort to attacking the poster of such facts than accept this as the truth.
The Dutch Open is on this Week and the #1 seed is McGeeney...yes the same McGeeney who won a tourcard. In fact, not only was it published McGeeney was the #1 seed, but named him Scot McGeeney.
Check out this PDF
World's largest collection of jobbers
"Scot" McGeeney was just one of at least half a dozen names they got wrong including "corine" Hammond, and Jeffrey "Spardiaans"
Speaking of Sparidaans, that whiny cunt that looks like beaker from the muppet show who shat his pants. He took to complaining about the Greek Adrian Lewis lookalike winner John Michael who entered the Romanian Open and won it. Sparidaans cried like a bitch about Michael winning and stopping others from earning Lakeshite points.
The bdo scum try to tell us that Lakeshite is a "world pro" so surely these "world pro's" should have had no problem beating a greek jobber in Michael if they really are that good. So much for the bdo mantra and complete bullshit of "darts for all".
The PDC Masters started tonight, and what a shock that Gary Anderson withdrew with a "back injury". Sure is some coincidence every time Ando gets a fine or warning from the DRA he gets an injury.
Am sick shit of these made up excuses. Merv King who drives a Harley to Euro events with no back problems, and lives on the Golf course and has no problem swinging a golf club has "back problems" throwing darts when he is losing.
Ando tells us how he loves fishing and has no problem casting his fishing rod for hours, but throwing a dart hurts him....yeah right. Ando has never went back to the Euro tour after he was fined once on that...another coincidence no doubt.
Have to mention the waiter again this week who gets more deluded each week. This week the waiter thinks the bdo can rival the PDC. I enjoyed the tweets by Dan Dawson who highlighted the stupidity, which of course had a few simpletons biting.
