I forgot to mention last week that John Lowe was awarded an MBE.
That is 3 people in darts born with a penis that have got one, Lowe Bristow and Gulliver.As for the PDC World Champs, no surprise that horrible baldy lard arsed shit stain won.
First off lets start with Sky TV
Sky...the people who hired the bulldyke Trina Gulliver, not because she was good at the job but because she was a woman and a dyke which would tick political correctness boxes. The fact she was atrocious at the job seemed not to matter to these cretinous bastards
SKY...the people that decided Barney was a worthy entrant into the Premier Leagues, when even the lazy fat sweat diabetic prick knew himself it was undeserved.Yes it was a sky pick not a pdc pick which got him in.
Sky ...the people that kept squinty eye Dave Clark in a job for years when he clearly is fucking hopeless. A guy that should have been sacked long before he got Parkinsons and sky now keeping him on yet again to tick more pc boxes.
Sky...the people who hired Wayne Mardle, who said yesterday that Barney was "entertaining and competitive. What planet was he on for the last decade. I was not alone in thinking this and some of the shit he spouted throughout the competition was nauseating and was mentioned on some of the forums I post on and twitter.
BG@weller64 wrote on twitter
If I am honest , I got to the stage where I zoned out for most of the appalling commentry during the World championship, being able to zone out to voices is something you learn when you get married...lol
A mention for Bellyboy who shat his load in the final in a heap of crucial last leg set deciders. Okay he did not win, nor was he expected to win, but the choking cunt acted afterwards like he was some top player, and runs his mouth like he has a cv full of tournament wins under his belt. His only tv title ever is a non ranking heap of shit ..the shanghai Masters..thats it, you swear the cunt was winning left , right and centre. Guys like him and Chizzy have no backbone, and it is no wonder they never won a single thing of note in their entire careers. Chizzy could not even win a bdo "major"...I use the term loosely.
Darryl Cole on twitter suggested I mention Kirk Bevins
Former Olympic Swimmer Sharron Davies also posted on twitter
She is spot on in my opinion. Darts is not a sport. Phil Taylor dominated the "sport" when he was in his 50s. Whitlock played in a world champs with his leg in a cast...its not a sport, Its a game, all be it a good game which pays well if you are good at it.
Citing other games that made the Olympics as an example of them not being sport is true, but it does not validate things.
Just because other useless shit like archery can get in only proves that archery does not belong, just like darts does not belong. And before someone say its the Olympic "games" meaning games has a place there, what next ? Ludo ? Monopoly ? There are out of shape people who are out of breath just going to the bar in darts, and they think its a sport.Tune in to Lakeshite this weekend and watch how people like Gary Jobson and Tony O Shea will spend the entire week plus sitting in the bar horsing down pints of shit beer and tell me they are sportsmen.....Get ta fuck.
I hope Barney gets battered every week in the Premier League, here is a guy who only qualified for most Grand slams because he was carried by MVG in the world Cups. But here is the kicker, he should not even have been in the World Cups either as a few years he only got in because that lard arse hypocrite cunt MVG would not team with Klaasen who was the then #2 dutch player.
MVG did not want to team with Klaasen who he deemed a sexual offender, yet rimmed the hole of Phil Taylor numerous times a man who has a sex offense on his record.
Nigel Pearson is another cunt that needs a mention, who said MVG would be among the greats, and named Bristow and Taylor...then added Gulliver, Spineless Adams, and Dobromyslova amongst them. Is this guy mentally deficient ?
People forget when Trina Gulliver was winning her first so called "world championships" it was not in a field of 96 players...it was a field of FOUR players....fucking four.
Adams ..here is a cunt that spent a decade trying to reach Lakeshite and every year failed. He only qualified because of the split, spent over another decade being Barneys bitch, and had to wait for the head shaking useless cunt to fuck off before he won the bob Potter Cup. Pearson then followed up with more nonsensical bullshit when he asked MVG if he could reach the same number of world titles as Barney....MVG has 3, Barney has just the one you fucking imbecile, no normal rational person considers a Bob Potter Cup a World Title you fucking dinosaur.
All he was short was to go on about county darts.
Then there is John Rawling,who posted this on twitter
The guy is a total idiot. Why what would happen john if someone told the deformed midget and the fat fucking farmer they were crap ?
Would there be "slaps" dished out ? Maybe they would do the Jamie Cave-in routine and challenge someone to a game, or perhaps boast about their supposed income. Also funny how the fat cunt Mitchell says he does not bother with trolling, he cannot stay of twitter and tagging everyone he can in his tweet, the attention whore.
And then there is the bearded cunt Adams, here is a guy who missed out on the yearly piss up at Bobs. A guy that spends the week like Gary Jobson and O Shea sitting drinking in the bar wearing their darts shirts even when they are knocked out.. In an effort to be at Bob's he has come forward to do some commentary work as an excuse to not miss the piss up has decided to do some commentary work at Lakeshite in order not to miss the travel club annual piss up.
Has anyone seen the set of Lakeshite where the signs for quest TV was added to the surround set with blue masking tape ?. Its like something out of a special needs arts and craft class.
Let us remember the opening day of Lakeshite last year....the highlight being Nick Kenny's girlfriend being interviewed prior to Nick's match with William Mandigers. The girlfriend said Nick was wearing his lucky watch, when asked when he wore it before she replied it was his first time wearing it...how the fuck could it be a lucky watch then ???
Nick Kenny lost the match 3-0 in sets.....priceless.
The forums, twitter, and almost all betting sites has gone to town ripping the piss out of Lakeshite, the best one I saw so far was this by Paddy Power which has mushrooms seething.
Paddy Power ripping the piss out of the BDO
So who wins Knob of the Week ? For me it had to be Sky Tv, they compounded the fact they keep squinty Eye Clark, and the useless Wayne Mardle on board by hiring the useless trina Gulliver and the god awful Mark Webster, but the icing on the cake was giving Barney the wildcard.
I don't blame Barney for accepting it, he even knew himself it was not deserved, but at least we can take some solace it will be the cunts last one.
I apologize to all those who sent me nominations, pics, tweets and other stuff I could not get around to tonight . The amount of things I could have mentioned was endless. I reckon I could have typists cramp by next Friday with the surrey comedy festival starting tomorrow.
No doubt people like Chris Mason who ripped the shit out of the BDO for the year, will develop amnesia again and suddenly praise the bdo this week now he got a gig there and think we all simply forgot his past comments.
Paul Nicholson, the wannabe Aussie who lost his tourcard but thinks he is good enough to give players better than he will ever be advice will also be at the Salmonella centre. This is the guy who said the Munters game is the highlight of Lakeshite.
Lakeshite promises to be epic, the laughs will come thick and fast.
I almost forgot, the mushrooms were out in force trying to belittle the PDC Euro Q-school and the entrants.
Among the entrants the mushrooms knocked was a double bdo youth World champion, 3 players that reached at least the quarter finals of Lakeshite, and a recent Lakeshite finalist in Jeff Smith. The mushrooms used to hype those players in the past, now because those very same players went to PDC q school the mushrooms simply did a u turn and now belittle them.
Geert de Vos who the shrooms rimmed because he won a single game in the Grand Slam years ago with a ton plus average, has racked up averages in the 70s in his first 2 days.
Jeff Smith went out on day one with an average in the 70s, Darius jobbing over the first 2 days.
Will not be long before the usual excuse is rolled out, how they were "in form" at lakeshite and are unable to compete in the PDC now because they are "out of Form".
You only have to look how the black hole of entertainment Wes Newton, and Andy Hamilton who were utter shit, lost their tourcards in the PDC and could not win a game went to the BDO and suddenly rose up the rankings in the BDO were "back in form" .
One of my favorites was how spineless Adams spent over a decade trying to qualify, another decade stinking out lakeshite before winning it after everyone else of note had left and the excuse was Adams had "matured"
Check out this BDO thread on Digital Spy and check out this mental illness
Mushroom Mental Illness
Roll on the excuses this week...and finally I for one will miss the great Eric Bristow who used to rip the piss out of the BDO every Lakeshite, and he was the greatest BDO player ever, but thankfully there are plenty others to take over the role.
