Sky TV has won it again this week.
Bad enough last week they hired Trina Gulliver only because she was a munter and a dyke to make it look like they are politically correct, and ignored the fact the same bulldyke refused to even enter the qualifiers for the competition they hired her to comment on.
I thought the bdo munter would only be around for the Lisa Ashton and Dobromyslova games, but no, she ended up doing a heap commentary on other matches.
Why the fuck would anyone care what a munter's opinion on darts is. The Sky panel has always been bad but this year it is beyond ridiculous.
Add in the annoying lanky prick Dave Clarke who only kept his job because no one can sack him cos of his Parkinsons, and bugs me when he stares at the camera with his squinty eye and rims the fuck out of jobbers.
Then there is that moron Mardle, who makes fuck up after fuck up, contradicts himself and has not got a clue. Today he tried to convince us that ex Lakeshite jobber Raymond Smith was a good player because he won a comp down under, and any player that wins a comp must be good.
Then when Kevin Burness played later who also won a comp to reach Ally Pally Mardle acted like this was now a shock. The reality was Mardle was trying to make excuses for that wannabe aussie Paul Nicholson, a fellow useless commentator who got his arse handed to him.
You could almost sense Mardle fuming that Burness was battering Nicholson.When Nicholson was 2-0 down in sets, and 2-0 down in legs Mardle still tried to hype Nicholson. Nicholson has 31 left to save himself and hit double 15 with his first dart, burst his score, and Mardle went silent..
To think Nicholson appears on Sky TV in a darts magazine show giving advice on how to play darts...let that sink in.
Gulliver. Clarke and Mardle were not the only annoying cunts so far, we had an obese John Part praising every useless overseas jobber like Lam, who I hope we never see on tv ever again.
We had commentators like Pyke and others who could not even get the names of the players right.
Burness was called Burgess, on more than one occasion , and Daryl gurney is still being referred to as Darriel Gurney.
The Sky tv comms , presenters, etc are so fucking atrocious that even Chris Mason on ITV seems good at this stage.. ITV is leagues ahead of Sky currently. I am almost reduced to watching with the volume off., I don't think I can handle weeks of Gulliver, Clarke, Pearson, Mardle, etc....its just too much.
Then there was the Lisa Ashton match and this bullshit of how the women can be as good as the men.
I am sure they think if they keep spewing this nonsense some gullible cunts will eventually believe it. The fact is they are not, and never will be. That said I respect Ashton and Anastasia for giving it a go, unlike the other munters like Bulldyke, Bo Selecta, and Orca Ziljstra.
Jan Dekker played shit, was a nervous wreck, and averaged below 90, and he still beat the so called best female player in the world.
Then when the match was over, Dekker the winner got no interview, he was fucked off, so Sky could interview the loser....WHY ? Because she is a woman ?
The bdo mushrooms who were wetting themselves over Ashton having a ton plus average after one set, went very quiet when she averaged 84 over the next few sets.
Barry Hearn has always maintained the PDC is open to all and its an equal tour, if that is to be true, then you cannot give preferential treatment to one group by giving them their own qualifiers based on their gender. I get it was done this year for publicity reasons, but next year they need to scrap this 2 munter qualifiers, and if the women want to play, let them enter the PDPA qualifier, do q -school and get to Ally Pally based on their results not their gender.
Getting a spot at Ally Pally based solely on your sex...is in itself sexist.Oddly no munter had an issue with that....go figure.
Sky sicken me., its like they go out of their way pretend they are politically correct.
Gulliver ticks the Munter and Gay Boxes
Part ticks the obese box
my only surprise is they have not hired an Arab or Black person yet to have the complete set..
I have no problem with Blacks, Arabs, Homosexuals, Jews, or anyone based on their color, creed, gender ,religion or whatever, thats their choice and right , my issue is people being hired solely on that basis instead of their ability. The reality is most of those on Sky TV have no place on tv, as they are atrocious at their job.
Why would you hire Gulliver to commentate on an event she stuck 2 fingers up at only weeks ago ?
What the fuck does Gulliver know about playing top level darts ? or playing in front of thousands ?
Commentators who cannot get the names of the players right, , and the likes of Dave Clarke who should have been sacked years before he was sadly diagnosed. polluting the whole show.
You know how bad things are when Rod Harrington was one of the best on comms for the night., and he is normally boring...
Michael Barnard is the new Justin Pipe, christ that guy is boring as fuck, and we have the misfortune of having to get another match from him after he beat that jobber from Portugal who missed 6 match darts. Like Lam, I hope I never see him on TV again.
Overall the standard has been good, but a lot of the games were boring, based solely on the players involved.
Barnard, Lam, DeSousa, Tabern, Stevenson, Raymond Smith etc would bore you to death watching them, then add the irritating sound of Mardle, and its no wonder the whole event has been pretty flat so far.
Hopefully by the time the last 64 is in full flow and heading into the last 32, we will all have learned to block out the shit spewed by the comms and appreciate the matches more, which will be a better standard.
Still as bad as the World Champs have been in parts, it could not hold a candle to the finder comp last weekend.
That was some deplorable shit. The first day of that comp saw 2 youth players with the 2 highest averages, Lisa Ashton had the third highest average, 4 of the men won with averages in the 70s...yes 70s.
While the munter loving mushrooms were all over facebook and forums trying to tell people how great the munters were, Deta Hedman, the well known bottler, the female version of Tony O Shea was producing this level of shit in Holland in the Finder
Meanwhile at Bobs hotel the January Jobber Jamboree has still not shifted all their tickets, despite them offering them to "fanatics" for FREE.
Thats right, even with free tickets they are having trouble getting rid of them.
Even those simpletons who call themselves fanatics, are not going. Yep, guys like Steve Egarton who claims to be a "Fanatic" , runs a bdo facebook group etc, cannot be arsed to go to an event where they are offering free tickets.
Maybe the fact he is not going to Bobs shack is the reason he is for once standing up to the Waiter and Bo Selecta.
Steve Egarton in an effort to stop the Waiter and Bo spamming his fanatic site with comps the Selectas stood to most likely personally profit from, limited them to advertising each event once a week, but as usual that was not good enough for the Selecta who have no problem playing the sympathy card..
You would think by now she would have her own facebook account instead of using the one the chairman of the bdo uses as well.
Then what do you expect from amateurs.
