Going to start the write up this week with a recap of the last week at Ally Pally first.
SATURDAY
Saturdays afternoon session saw one of the worst matches I have ever seen in a World Champs when Mickey Mansell lost to some Canadian jobber called Long.
Of course the mushrooms who were in hiding in some grow bag suddenly emerged and rightfully berated the game, but somehow it was the fault of the PDC.
The following 2 games saw Jeff Smith and Danny Noppert lose...yes 2 players who both reached Lakeshite finals in the last few years were unable to reach the LAST 64 of the PDC world champs and when I asked how this could be, the mushrooms amazingly logged out of their forums and twitter accounts and went silent. I guess they had no excuses and did not want to admit that Lakeshite standard is pub quality.
When Wayne Mardle is no longer the worst commentator on sky you know things are bad, but Bulldyke Gulliver is without doubt the worst commentator ever. Even Tony Green who was a moron, suck up and retarded cunt would provide some unintentional comedy, but there is not funny about how atrocious Gulliver is.
Saturday night saw one of the worst performances ever at Ally Pally with the Kiwi player Craig Ross, but will give him some slack as he really never qualified and was only there due to the player who did qualify pulling out.
Sadly that scruffy looking cheating bastard Ryan Searle won, and had his bucktoothed opponent been any way decent on doubles it would have been closer.
Match of the night was Colin Lloyds illegitimate bastard, Keegan Brown against the Ming the merciless lookalike. Brown bounced the Czech, and out went another former Lakeshite player who struggled to make the last 64 of the true World championships.
At this point I was watching the darts on the Hungarian TV channel Sport 2 (elo) via twitch and whoever the former communist was on comms with his fucked up language was a huge improvement on Bulldkye and Mardle.
Last up Saturday was the asshole prick Hunchback van Gerwen who was looking to make it every game that night to finish 3-0 in sets. Hunchback right at the walk on had to change his shirt as some fan threw a drink on him, so to pass the time they showed MVG hitting 17 perfect darts against Wade in 2013. Not many people remember this but Hunchback for all his perfect darts that included a 9 darter, still lost that set to Wade. Turns out the lard arsed dutch prick even started crying over some beer been thrown at him. So not only is he an arrogant cunt but a whiny cunt as well
Checkout the incident here :
Beer Incident
Funny how the assholes known as "security" there to supposedly protect the players were turning away quicker than hunchback when they saw the drink coming. As for the match, fair play to Tabern who threw some good darts, and made sure every game that night did not end 3-0.
Mardle then tried to tell us that "Michael is very sensitive", wrong, he is a fucking whiny prick if he is going to cry over some beer. Obviously the lard arse cunt lived a very soft sheltered life, never went to rock concerts or was involved in any messing.
The mushrooms re emerged yet again to have a dig at the PDC saying it would never happen at Bobs Salmonella centre. Why does bob serve his slops on plastic glasses then ?
Besides, bdo fans are so mean, common and mostly alcoholics they would not waste beer at Lakeshite. It is afterall the yearly piss up...even for the players.
SUNDAY
Sunday started off with the good news of seeing Croft replace squinty eye Clarke, and had Rod Harrington in the studio. Trina was still atrocious, showing yet again she has no place on a comms team anywhere in the world.Sadly my joy was short lived as Gulliver and Pearson were on comms for the first game so off I went to twitch to watch again on the Hungarian Sport 2 channel, that way you could hear the crowd and atmosphere without having to listen to the comms.
The prelim rounds were all one sided victories as expected with Chizzy and Payne the highlight and it more than lived up to expectations, in an Ally Pally classic, the best game in the Worlds since Cross and Jeffrey de Zwaan earlier in the comp.
The Sunday night started off badly as gone was Croft and squinty eye was back acting like a down syndrome kid after 2 litres of coca cola, dribbling and manic. Luke Humphries threw some great darts for a prelim match.
Also not a single player playing in the second round averaged less than 90, which shows how much quality there is.
The main talking point of the night was the match between Alcinas and Krusty the Clown.
Krusty gives it the big " I am" in his pre match interview where the 50 year old acts like a retard
He comes out dressed like a fucking spastic craving the attention and then gets dumped out of the World champs....if he spent as much time on his darts than his dancing, clothes, and hairstyles he might have had a chance.
Shame his Premier League spot was not on the line as well. The bitter prick said afterwards in an interview that Alcinas was lucky.. and spoke how he would stick with one set of darts and everyone was going to be in trouble....yeah right.
His defeat certainly made the majority of members on a forum I was on, very happy.
In the past players were fined by the DRA for breaching rules, for things such as not wearing black shoes or trousers. Seems the rules don't apply to Krusty as he can wear whatever he likes. At the start of 2018 he said he cleared out his cabinets to make room for first place trophies in Majors.
That cabinet must be as empty as Dave Chisnalls.
Interview
MONDAY
Went to the pub and only caught glimpses of it , and watched it early Tuesday morning, and was delighted to see the lazy postman and liar go out. And he lost to a guy who averaged under 90, and I bet the headshaking cunt will still get an undeserved PL spot.
At what point will people finally realize he simply has no place in it. Players like Wade were thrown out in the past for a little slump in form, Barney has not been in form for over a decade. Glad he is gone and the faster he retires the better.
Barney was defending a semi final spot as well which was 80k, so further down the rankings he will slump.
Anastasia went out as expected, which I had hoped would mean the end of the absolutely atrocious Trina Gulliver...but no, she was still hanging around like the bad smell at Lakeshite.
TUESDAY
On paper prior to the days play it looked the best line up so far in close matches and players I enjoy watching.I was hoping for a Thornton win but Larsson fully deserved the win, as Thornton was outclassed for most of the game, but showed some fight at times. He looks fucked and his days near the top bare over.
Evans blew a heap of chances against ladyboy Rowby but an enjoyable game.
Ratajski and Asada was an Ally Pally Classic, and a great watch. Ratajski missed crucial doubles, but Asada played some great darts at 2-0 down in sets and was another player who would be one of many to come from 2 sets down to win a match.
Last up was the little and large show and it was abysmal stuff from Webster. In fact it was turgid shit from both Websters, the dwarf on the oche and the shaking plumber on comms.
I give it 2 days before the elongated dutch string of misery moans about something else.
So by Tuesday moring, not even a week after the World championships had started the mushrooms were making excuses after excuses for the failings of so called former top bdo players.
Ratajski the recent Winmau Masters champion failed to reach the last 64
Former recent Lakeshite finalists Noppert and Jeff Smith also failed to reach the last 64.
2 former munter lakeshite champions failed to reach the last 64. In 5 days 5 so called top bdo stars turfed out.
The evening session started off with Steve Lennon against a complete useless jobber who played and looked like Barrie Bates. Lennon was awful and still won with ease.It is almost like players like Lennon who are never used to being favorites in a match but the underdog, have this pressure of being expected to win against the foreign jobbers and causes them to play worse than usual.
Meulenkamp against Portela was another Ally Pally classic in what was the best day of darts so far viewing wise, if it did not have the shocks like the other days had.Meulenkamp reminds me a lot of James Wade with his mannerisms besides both being left handed with glasses. Dimitri beat the Yank without ever having to get out of second gear in a poor game, before Gurney blew away Ross Smith with ease in the final game, chucking in a ton plus average.
WEDNESDAY
The day started with the good news that Trina Gulliver was done, according to a tweet she sent out thanking people for their guidance. Good riddance to the worst commentator ever. The afternoon session did not look that great on paper, even if there was 2 second round matches on offer.
Aspinal beat Nentjes with ease as expected. Jeffrey de Graaf was very poor in his match with the Filipino player Malicdem.
The Filipino the deserving winner, and had it not been pissing down would have taken the dogs for a walk than watch it, that said it was not Mickey Mansell bad, but hardly up to the standard of Tuesday's afternoon matches. Dolan beat an awful Joe Cullen who only won a single leg in the entire match. Cullen proving how for every great game he plays there is one where he is utter shit.
Last up was Larsson against Kim Huybrechts. and the Belgian threw some great darts and walloped Larsson. Afterwards he gave his usual I am back speech.....lets see how that works out.
The evening session started with Willie O Connor against James Wilson. At 2-0 down in legs and looking to lose the set, O connor hit a 147 checkout, which had the spastic mardle screaming "A 147 can change everything"...aye...the people in the twins towers would agree with you, and while Mardle was still going on about the 147, Wilson took out a 160 for the set.
Mardle was then acting like it was only a matter of time til Wilson won the match, but the 111 average Wilson had in the first set was never going to be maintained by him and O Connor was the more consistent player, and deserved the win, and should have won 3-1 instead of 3-2, but a great result.The Comms went on and on about the 111 average in the first set, but O Connor averaged 116 in the last set.
Up next was Simon Shitlock who got the snot pasted out of him by Ryan Joyce, Shitlock lost 3-0,and those who hilariously thought he had a chance of a PL spot now realize its not happening. Shitlock became the 6th seed to be knocked out of the comp at that point.
Peter Wright
Barney
Joe Cullen
Darren Webster
James Wilson
Simon Whitlock
Bellyboy against Meulenkamp was a good quality match if a little one sided in the end. Although he lost I expect more from Ron in the future. Last up was Asada taking on James Wade, and this game will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. Everyone knows I am a Wade fan, but tonight he acted like a cunt.
I was one of the first to criticize Gurney, Price and others for acting like cunts and would be hypocritical of me not to condemn Wade now for being just as bad. His shouting in the face of Asada was bad enough but at the end of the match Asada who acted like a gentleman bowed in respect to Wade and Wade just slapped him on the arm and made little or no eye contact. Then in his interview made no apology and dug himself further with his "doing it for my country" bullshit.
Wade was superb on doubles, his experience got him through, but even I was hoping Asada would win. He conducted himself brilliantly and would like to see him give Q-school a go. Of course some sensitive assholes even thought Wade would get thrown out of the comp for screaming. Was price or MVG ever kicked out ? Of course not. The PDC allow it, even if it is an ignorant thing to do.
THURSDAY
Wattimena thankfully beat Barnard quite easily in the first match of the afternoon session. Barnard is woeful to watch and glad he is out, he is like the new Justin Pipe. Steve Lennon against Norris was yet another Ally Pally Classic that went to a tie breaker in the final set. Despite Norris being the better scorer, Lennon stayed in it with his doubling and missed 2 match darts. Lennon even won the Bull in the final leg of the tie breaker, but Norris's scoring won him the match and that maximum in the final leg summed it up.
Bunting against Humphries was a good watch at times but laughed like a cunt at Bunting getting knocked out. I still laugh at how a load of retarded cunts on a darts forum all thought Bunting was a top player because he had won the Bob Potter Cup. One mentally, emotionally and physically stunted cunt claimed there was only 2 players in the World better than Bunting. Then the same moron thought Phil Taylor was the only difference between the codes....he left forums in a sulk.Even more disturbing was that there was others who actually agreed with the dwarf, like a rotten toothed scottish prick, he too has left forums after getting his feelings hurt.
I said then Bunting would not be a top player ever,and when he gets beating after beating he would be lucky to be in the top 16 let alone the top 3 and I have been proven right.
If Bells Palsy cunt Durrant ever grew a set of testicles or a backbone and goes to the PDC he will flop like Bunting, Wilson etc.The same darts forum today wont even allow laughing at Buntings defeat, then what do you expect when the moderator on there is a puny creepy looking bastard who sells sofa's for a living like a pikey. and the owner a welsh dwarf who shat himself in the past when Wayne Williams threatened him. The mods on there are the only people posting and spamming the place to make it appear busy, when it is the quietest darts forum.
Seven months the World championship thread is going on there and has only 1500 posts of which over 3 quarters are by 2 moderators. Other forums have almost treble the post count., even a new darts forum I post on has had more posts..
Last up on Thursday afternoon was Chris Dobey who battered Steve Beaton and it was another good result. I enjoy seeing young talented players dumping out the old clogging cunts, and Beaton has hung around like a bad smell for way too long. If you want to watch guys over 40 years old dominate, go watch the bdo shit with Bottler O Shea, Gary Jobson. Spineless Adams, The self groping farmer, Darryl Fatton, Bells Palsy, Warty Montgomery and Scabies Arm....fuck that.
This is why Krusty, Shitlock, Barney, Beaton, Darren Webster going out is better for the game. Give me the likes of Dimitri, Luke Humphries, Chris Dobey over the old cloggers any day.
The evening session started with Reyes against the Ladyboy. Reyes started well and then his game went to shit.Reyes went one set down, and with the throw in set 2 lost 3 legs on his throw after winning 2 legs against the throw and lost that set as well.That was the story of the game, more breaks of throws than hold of throws, and Reyes won a game he really should have lost.
Next up was Mervyn King against Dekker, and not a grimace of pain from Mervyn on his way to a 2-0 lead in sets. Dekker wins a set and suddenly the face contortions and the start of a limp start for King who was the better player. In the 4th set King missed 5 match darts and lost the set, and then in the tie breaker needs 74 for the match and busts his score.But eventually sees the game out. I won't miss Dekker.
Fatpot disposed of Ted Evetts easily enough and Fatpot looked good but still miles away from the player he once was. The upset of the night was that scruffy crusty looking cheating bastard Searle beating Mincer.The loss wont really hurt Mincer's ranking but rather he won than that cheating vile scruffy looking cunt Searle.
FRIDAY
Could not be arsed to watch the game between Benito and the Canadian player Jim Long. Benito is out of form and Long was so shit last time out, and read Benito won a long match in the tie breaker with a 150 checkout, and Long had missed a match dart earlier.
Hendo and Clemens was a good watch and Hendo played well, and now faces Bellyboy next round which should be another great watch.West against North was another five setter but lacked any real drama, mostly due to the fact neither player illicit any interest from me.
The Filipino against Kyle anderson was a lot closer than I expected for the first few sets, but in the end the huge headed Anderson ran out the easy winner. A boring enough afternoon session.
I missed the first match of the evening session and only saw the result. Ian White is without doubt the biggest TV jobber in the PDC. For a player to get so high in the rankings without ever reaching a tv semi final...might even be a quarter final, shows everything I ever said about the difference between stage players, and floor players fit only for leisure centres. So out goes White and another seed, he wont be missed either. Klaasen and Brown had the potential to be a good game with 2 fast throwers, but it turned out to be an atrocious match. It was so fucking shit I was looking forward to the welsh dwarf with the napoleon complex on afterwards. If Brown does not up his game, James Wade will have a field day against the Brown.
Third up tonight was Vermin Price against Nathan Aspinal, and in the pre match recording Price ran his trap as usual and even said he would reach the final. At 2-0 up I resigned myself to the fact Price was going to win, so when Aspinal came back and won 3 sets on the trot I laughed like a cunt. The crowd turned on the welsh prick as well and he was almost in tears leaving the stage. How's that final spot looking now Manlet ??.
So far this World Champs has been superb, Krusty, Shitlock, Price, Barney, Bunting all the players I dont like exiting early.Barney , Shitlock and possibly Mensur should be worried as with so many seeds going out it makes it more likely an outsider will go on a good run and possibly put themselves in contention for a PL spot at the expense of those gone out already. Dimitri is one of those who could yet make a mark, already hit a nine darter on TV and going strong in this comp, retained the Youth World championships.
All the Welsh cunts who rim the hole of Price, Clayton, Webster etc will be crying in the hovels tonight.
Roll on Tomorrow. for the Greatest show on Earth.
Now that the last 64 is completed, there was SIX ton plus averages in the last 64.
I bet the BDO wont equal that in their entire shit competition at Bobs Surrey Shack
A mention for Tim Birkett on BDO Fanatics who posted on fanatics about people were unjustly complaining about Trina Gulliver being cruelly attacked for trying to earn a living.. He certainly caught me , as it appears he was on the wind up, and I believed it since it was/is something I have come to expect from the mushrooms on there., plys was only sent the screencap.. I wonder how many others thought he was serious.
In fact for all the criticism Gulliver received there has been no shortage of people willing to defend her. You only need look at forums and twitter.
Trina won't be missed
No one gave a fuck she was a dyke or a munter, they complained because she was shit at the job. No one complained about the girl Laura Woods...who was better than squinty eye Clark.Even some darts forums that are pro bdo had threads complaining how awful she was. She was the worst commentator I have ever seen or heard on darts....and I have heard Wayne Mardle, Stuart Pyke, Paul Nicholson and Mark Webster...let that sink in.
Another cunt worth a mention is that welsh prick Huw Ware. Why would anyone hire a person to do a job that involves you using your voice and hire a welsh cunt with a speech impediment. Another case of a cunt being hired to tick political correctness boxes.
Listening to that annoying prick I wanted to strangle him with his rainbow laces.The comms, the callers, the panelists were atrocious, when you are watching German and Hungarian streams to avoid Sky you realize how bad things are.
Where has David Croft gone again ? He is one of the best Darts presenters. The best presenter since Jeff Steling years ago,
Meanwhile in the BDO The chubby waiter who claimed all the issues with the delays announcing Lakeshite and other announcements were not his fault but the business of Sportotal. Now that some more deals have seemingly been signed, the Waiter is now trying to claim the credit when he told us that Sportotal was responsible for these. What a prick he is, blames others when fuck all happens but tries to take the credit if he thinks its good news.
You wont see him telling fanatics how bad tickets for Lakeshite are shifting.
I wonder if he will take the credit for the appalling sales for tickets for Lakeshite. They cannot even give away free tickets...lol. I read reports that sessions are only one third full and free tickets are being turned down by the "fanatics".
I bet you wont see the Selectas take the blame for that.
So on to knob of the Week, the main contenders were
Krusty....dressed like a spastic and played like one.
Barney who lost to a guy averaging under 90, and was turfed out, but no one was really surprised, he has been shit for over a decade.
The whiny pretentious cunt MVG who actually started crying because he got hit with beer. What a fucking cunt.
Wade for acting like a maggot against the Jap
And of course the horrendous Trina Gulliver
But the winner , snatching the win for his loss late on Friday night was the mouthy little Taffy dwarf who ran his mouth, claimed he would reach the final prior to his match in an interview, and pranced about the stage like a peacock thinking his 91 average at the time was something special.
Then to see Nathan Aspinall come from 2-0 down in sets to win 3-2 while the crowd got on Vermin Price's back.
I bet Ando and a few other players laughed their bollox of at that. A lot of people across twitter and forums enjoyed it. I know I did.
