Friday, September 7, 2018


No one can ever accuse me of being sexist as I have given Knob of the Week to women, or in most cases those things that have female written on their birth certificates,.This week sees the first transgender winner of the award, an honour not to be "sniffed" at.

Kevin McDine got a 2 year ban from the PDC for "snorting cocaine " 2 nights before a PDC world championships qualifier back in November 2017. Some people have complained it was very harsh, and the buckled looking coal scavenger Richie Burnett only got 18 months when he got caught.
Thing is McDine knew it was against the rules and still did it so the ban is deserved.

I first read about it on the forum DoubleFinish, a forum that hilariously calls itself a Darts Forum.
The member who posted the link to the daily star citing McDines ban just so happened to be the same member who once accused Nathan Aspinal of being a cocaine user.
The member claimed he witnessed this when he was marking for the PDC, and despite there being no proof this ever happened it did not stop the member posting it like it was fact, where now the player's reputation is completely tarnished  to the point  where other forums made aware of the claims have picked up on the accusation.
After Aspinal's win in the Players championships this  wednesday , the references to the cocaine allegations appeared again..
No doubt when the obese owner of that forum reads here, which he always does I suspect he will be in a rush to edit the posts on his forum to pretend said accusations were not made. It will take the fat cunt weeks to remove them all.

As for McDine, I have no sympathy for him, if he put as much effort in to his game then he might not be such the jobber cunt he is and who wont be missed. The daily star article did annoy me though with their usual attempts to sensationalize things. The way the headline used the term "boozy night out" in the negative sense was utterly retarded. Almost every cunt who goes out for the night has booze,they are the best nights out ffs.

Anyhow on to the BDO and is lying bastard of a chairman. Still no sign of this mysterious sponsor the chubby waiter promised to bring in if he was voted in on the board. Surely he did not make up shit to get his turn to put a nail in the bdo ?

This week the PDC announced on twitter that the new 2019 calendar would be announced in 24 hours, and sure enough 24 hours later said calendar was published.
The BDO announced details on Bob Potters Piss Extravaganza would be announced this week, and nothing came.
When the PDC say they will do something, they do it, the BDO just make announcements of announcements and then go in to hiding when the mushrooms ask for answers..

No mention of a sponsor for the January Jobber Jamboree, no sign of TV, no mention on the prize money, there is no news if the event is even taking place.
I am sure Phantom of the Opera Glen Durrant is delighted he is BDO for life....which must feel like a life sentence.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words and this image from the Vizcaya Open last weekend says even more

Wes Newton, the black hole of entertainment who was so shit in the PDC and lost his tourcard, reached the semi final of this event. If that is not an indication of how shit the standard is I dont know what is. Would be hilarious if he qualified for Bob Potters live comedy festival in January only for the event to not be going ahead.
As for the mushrooms who were last week spewing shit like "progress under Des" they seem to have gone quiet, what a surprise eh ?.
Meanwhile in the PDC , they made a load of changes to the UK Open, announced an increased prizefund and now all 128 tour card holders get entry to the event, so no more qualifiers for those tourcard holders who could have lost out.
In place of the 6 UK Open qualifiers the PDC is running 2 more players championships weekends, with 4 more comps offering 10k to each winner on each day.
Thats right, the lowest rated comps in the PDC give out 10k, that is more than every single competition in the bdo bar the Masters and Lakeshite....and for all we know that prizefund is going to be cut drastically.
But the real beauty of the new 2019 pdc calendar is not what is on the list, but what is not on the list.
Thats right, no mention of a womens tour thank fuck.
In this day and age where bitches and their beta males are demanding equal rights and pay in every walk of life it is refreshing to see the PDC wont be bending over for munters and giving the mostly useless cunts who not only look awful but throw utter shit their own tour in the PDC.
As Uncle Barry always said the PDC is a players tour, not a mens tour, if the women think they are as good as the men  then they can join the same tour,
You wont see the PDC dilute their product or waste their money, or piss off their millions of fans showing fat munters and their 42 dart legs.

ALL HAIL THE PDC.

Mentions for the following.

Jabba the Cyclops Caven who got raped yet again this week in the PDC players championships.
How is that income of yours coming along now you cunt ?

Mervyn King. After getting beat by Cristo Reyes last weekend in the Euro tour  he got upset because Cristo celebrated winning. King then took to facebook to whinge and openly claim he hoped Cristo would lose his next match , what a pathetic cunt King is.