LAKESHITE 2013
It seemed the bdo family is not as forgiving a family it would like to claim itself to be. Tony Eccles was not made to feel very welcome by the majority of players prior to his match and after his defeat by Geert De Vos he went backstage to the bar where the fat homeless looking Fitton was the loudest, who let it be known to the full bar that he was delighted he lost, and that the bdo was not second rate.This coming from Fitton, a mid card jobber who has done fuckall of note and is best remembered in the PDC for cheating in the PDC trying to throw a match.
His claims about the BDO not being second rate would serve to make him look stupid yet again as the joke of a comp continued.
Of course the vile round horrible mound of flesh and racist master of ceremonies was just as bad , he also made it very obvious, needless to say Eccles was not very happy by the behavior and treatment by his so called family. One player who I give a good bit of slating to in Ross Montgomery was the only decent guy, the only player to shake Eccles hand, and even bought him a drink., fair play to the boss, he goes up a lot in my expectation, as for the others , well they just proved how bitter and ignorant they truly are. I wonder will the gluttonous and obese hun loving sack of shit Fordham and the cross dressing alco criminal Les Wallace be subjected to the same treatment by "the family" upon their return.
Well done to the lovely Anastasia Dobromyslova for pissing of the bitter cunts also, other than Lisa Ashton and Deta Hedman the rest of the so called "ladies" and I use the term loosely again treated Ana to the same type of treatment that Tony Eccles received.....speaking of "ladies" the partner of the Bull dyke with a face like a turtle licking piss of a nettle , was asked to leave the bar at lakeshite again.
It also seems that Fatz is contracted to the BBC and ESPN, so this vile excuse of a human will be around spreading his hatred and waist for a while to come, unless a welcome heart attack comes first..
In other news backstage, the boards in the practice area were all the wrong distance, but most players did not even know.
And in the Lakeshite shop shirts were 16 quid each or 3 for £50...............work that one out.
THE GRAND SLAM OF DARTS QUALIFIER
DAY 1In true typical BDO form the first match, a match where players struggled all year to get to this joke of a so called world championships, is deemed by the bbc not worthy of showing, not even on the red button, and still another 3 years of this is being classed as super news by the blinkered bumboys.
According to the few reports that can be found of this game , it seems it might have been the best standard of an appalling first day, great work BBC is dumping that from tv........hahaha
In the second match Kong who seems to be getting fatter as the days go by hit a 90 average, should be good enough to win this tin pot trophy in he continues this. Kist proving he was just yet another one year wonder in a long list of jobber one year wonders like the alco ex con Les Wallace, the bleeder Tony David, the pervert Jelle Klaasen, and PDC mid card jobber Steve Beaton.
The match between the 2 jobbers named gar(r)y proved as expected a dour and awful game. no doubt the 22 dart leg and break of throw by Thompson one of the reasons he ousted the perennial waste of space that is Robson, who when given chances bottled it as usual. Highlights of this included Thompson hitting treble 19 when he needed 35. maybe he should have asked the markers...oh wait...what markers...its not like its a real world championship. Thankfully the obese walking heart attack and racist Fatz waddled on stage to sort things out.....comedy gold.
If the last game was shit, the next one was even worse, the only quality in this match was the professional bottling, it was of the highest standard. Fuck off Prins back to the dog & duck and call a pint for Richie Jobber George who will be gone next round.
Fitton who looks like a homeless whino, beat Benito van der PANTS is another scappy game with some dreadful finishing, in true jobber mode it went to the last set, and Fitton thinks he can win this comp.........yeah right....then again anyone who can maintain a 85-90 average is a favorite for this joke of a comp.
Alan Norris made his way into the last 16 of the "worlds" with a 79 average, as for Warren, like Prins a useless bottling jobber who has no place on TV, utter shit and his doubling was atrocious. This has been one of the worst days ever in the history of lakeshite, and I have witnessed a lot of shit from there.
The man with no gimmick, Walton proved what another one comp wonder he is yet again. Woeful on doubling that cost him a piss poor first set, O Shea rattled in the next 2 to dispose of the useless fucker in quick time.
I reckon a highlight show on the bbc should take no more that 4 minutes later tonight.
I wonder if Gary Robson has 20 quid on himself to get beat, if so he would have made more money from that than his annual first round defeat. Likewise with Prins, maybe he too is not a bottler but a very clever and astute gambler.
Cannot wait til July when the BDO update their site and announce who won the pork chops.
DAY 2
Steve Bunting put in a solid if unspectacular performance against a hard working James Wilson, the first half decent game i have seen in this pathetic joke of a comp. If he maintains that it should get him through to the final without any problems.
Steve Douglas another in a long long line of utter useless jobbers not fit to be on tv, unless its some weight loss show, the crooked toothed jobber had little worries against the shittiest player I witnessed so far in this fiasco. I was surprised his average was as high as 68 seemed far far worse.
The comedy gold continued when the 30 year jobber and all round vile spineless sack of shit showed just how shit he really is. The number of shit scores, missed doubles, one double for double 6 almost was on the wire between the 16 and 7. I hope the stubborn bearded prick does not retire, I want to keep laughing at this broken down depressed cunt for years to come. I bet even Sharon and her cameraman boyfriend laughed at this, although I do wonder where she met the cameraman, could hardly be a BDO event.
When the greatest jobber in history Scotty mitchell makes the second round you know truly how bad things have got, maybe Barilli did not feel comfortable without his lucky jumper.
Either way this second round Comp now has 2 ultimate jobbers who averaged in the 70s, which is ironic as the who bdo set up looks like its still in the 70s itself. and the worlds greatest jobber.
Over the longer format expect more missed doubles, more scores of 26 and 41 and averages and standard to plummet even further.
The anorexic jobber with the worst nickname in darts and mr bean lookalike -v- a dyke loving windmill gazing tulip picking jobber turned into another dire match that went the distance. The standard picked up in the last set, but then again it could not have got any worse. Pity De Graaf did not hit his double to win it, in the end it did not matter as both were shit and should not pose any threat.
Wesley did enough, a mid 80 average to see of the simple Rune who looked like a spastic with his showboating while averaging a low 70s, another jobber who threw like an Indian Jocky Wilson..
Hopefully Harms can go a bit far and bowl out this old brigade of cloggers.
DAY 3
The evening kicked of with ex PDC Jobber Tony Eccles who should have been 2 sets up but completely threw away the second set, not as if De Vos played great to win it either.Eccles did get back in it but in the end the better of the 2 bad players won it.
Montgomery -v- Jennings was an entertaining game, although again poor average wise, it was played at a pace that helped make it go quicker, Jennings deservedly won with some good finishing, thing is will he play like that next round or return to throwing his usual shit.
Waites who has a piss poor half of the draw brushed aside yet another dutch jobber in this tin pot cup, although Waites was lucky to take the first set after starting slow.
Hard to see anyone other than Waites or Bunting winning this mickey mouse comp now.
DAY 4
Dumping the Kong- v Mitchell game was not so bad now, it seemed like yet another shockingly appalling match with the biggest tv jobber in history throwing another 70s average in his expected defeat, lets hope Kong follows him out of the comp next round.
Darrly Fitton put in a decent display to dump of the huge headed Bunting, the blinkered bumboys wanking themselves blind with his 93 average, yet when lewis was doing a higher average in the PDC proper world champs before his semi final with MVG his average was shit.......amazing that.
Still the obese bunting getting the bullet is a good thing for the BDO , cos if bunting added the North Alantic Cup to his Masters and Zuiderduin and then fucked off to the PDC it would leave the place in an even worse condition if thats even possible.
Expect the cheating match fixing old clogger who looks like a homeless whino to revert back to jobbing mode next round.
The next game between Wesley Harms and Alan Norris was the worst game I have ever witnessed for doubles in a so called world championships, some of the efforts were not even close and when both ended up on double 1 it made the players in my local c team seem impressive. When you see harms holding throw with 28 dart legs you get the idea how truly shit it was, that said the better player won and even with his piss poor performance and shit doubles I think Wesley has a great chance of winning this.......hence the standard of this comp.
Steve Douglas a podgey crooked toothed jobber has no place on tv unless you count the horror channel, another woeful jobber display against the perennial bridesmaid that is O Shea.
Its sad to see a once proud compeition reduced to this clusterfuck of jobbers, pub players, cloggers, and aged midcarders, hopefully the minor sprinkling of talent they do have continue to abandon this sinking ship.
The winner of this is not only gonna be a very very poor so called world champion, only thing any good about this comp is the top heavy prizefund and the chance to compete in Uncle Barry's Grand Slam of Darts.
DAY 5
As usual the first game of the evening not fit for TV then if truth be told none of them are fit for tv.
Jan Dekker a glorified jobber beat another jobber in Garry Thompson , Dekker in the last 8 with an 82 average, shows how truly shit this is.
Cullen the dumb fat Irish mick should fuck off back to Wexford and hang his fat balding head in shame for putting in a disgraceful performance, he just accepted he was gonna lose and looked like a spastic up there, Jennings finished well but was hardly impressive.
As expected the begging bastard from yorkshire was too strong for the Begian jobber De Vos, who only got into this round after Eccles handed his the win on a platter, the only set he won against Waites was when Waites gifted it to him, he wont be missed.
Fatz seriously needs to retire or die, he is so bad he referred to the Goerge-v- Hendriks match as " a classic" yet again, " super jobbers and George another jobber into the last 8 with a shit average and performance.
This was the worst last 16 in a so called world i have ever witnessed, only one match that had a 90 average
Last 16
(93.70) Darryl Fitton 4-2 Stephen Bunting (95.70)
(83.58) Robbie Green 4-1 Scott Mitchell (76.86)
(87.27 Wesley Harms 4-3 Alan Norris (85.70)
(89.42) Tony O´Shea 4-1 Steve Douglas (79.85)
(86.41) Paul Jennings 4-0 Jason Cullen (84.69)
(82.56) Jan Dekker 4-3 Gary Thompson (84.99)
(89.35) Scott Waites 4-1 Geert de Vos (81.53)
(84.08) Richie George 4-2 Jimmy Hendriks (77.39)
A Mickey Mouse Tin Pot shambles of a competition that is a disgrace to the great comps prior to the split.
DAY 6
It only took 6 days but finally we got a decent game of darts, Fitton -v- Harms was a superb first set, great second set, good third set, ok fourth set, the pattern of the standard dropping with each set, in fairness to them, its hard to expect these players to maintain any decent standard the longer a game goes on due to their lack of games this long especially on tv.. Sad to see fitton go out after 2 good performances by him so now 2 of the 3 players who played anyway decent are gone, bunting being the other. Hopefully Harms can go on to win this glorified Grand slam of Darts qualifier.
The second game was hardly exciting, surprised the averages were as high as they claimed as it seemed far worse, O Shea threw away the first set when he completely missed the 20 going for a 80 checkout for the set, and things like this shows why he will always be a solid midcarder that just makes up numbers in the quarters and semis but will never win shit. Kong as usual was hyped to the hills but showed why he too will win fuckall, in the last leg he needed to win he hit scores of 35 and 47, jobber performance, and glad he is gone.
No doubt with Kong and bunting now gone there will be 3 days of mourning by scousers who are said to be crushed at this..
As for the womens darts, who gives a fuck other than feminized morons, simpletons, houseboys and the sad pussy whipped boyfriends, or girlfriends in some cases., the majority of them shit players and sickening to look at., obese hardened , tattoo sporting mounds of flesh , guzzling pints trying to have people believe they are ladies.
DAY 7
You know things are hitting all time now lows when the likes of Jan Dekker and Richie George are battling for the top prize this week, a place in the Grand Slam of Darts and it hows exactly how having so many jobbers in a field with a bare sprinkling of half decent players is a bad thing.
As expected the match itself was the pits, no doubt it will be labelled another classic just cos two pub rate jobbers took forever to finish it, in the end I am glad Richie won it, Dekker is shit, and will never be a serious top player, George can score well at times but far too inconsistent and way to many wild darts, while still a jobber he might, just might have a decent future.
The second match was just as bad, Waites doing nothing special ran into a deserved 4-0 lead over the useless Jennings. He did manage to get 2 sets back , but not because he started playing well, but because Waites turned toi shit and missed a heap of doubles to let him win them. As I said days ago, all that ranting how Jennings is a great finisher was crap, it was to be expected he would revert to jobber mode, he had his yearly one off good match, so thats him done for another year, so fuck off you wont be missed......dont forget your raffle tickets on the way out.,
The quarter final standard was shit, much like the last 16 also. When compared to the the PDC last 8 it clearly shows the huge gulf in class., bar Wade, the BDO players dominate the bottom.
MVG 102.73
Barney 102.32
Taylor101.38
Lewis 100.80
Whitlock 97.36
Newton 97.15
Hamilton 96.38
Harms 94.83
O Shea 94.77
Fitton 94.23
Wade 92.89
Waites 92.16
Green 91.71
Dekker 88.98
Jennings 85.19
George 83.19
DAY 8
In keep with the previous week the first semi final was another shit encounter, the jobber George who got a semi final with an 83 average..yes, a shit 83 managed to do no better again. Never will anyone ever have such an easy victory in a so called world championships. Waites now in a final without breaking a sweat or hitting a high average or being put under any sort of pressure.
The second semi final was a lot better entertainment wise, while never gonna bea true "classic" it was a decent enough standard and far better than most of the shit of the past week.
Shame the scum crowd cost Harms the chance to level the match, no doubt the bdo boys club are secretly happy one of their own went through instead of Harms, espcially when you hear the retarded and senile Tony Green screaming in joy as O shea won, or as Green called him, the "stockport wonderkid".
So with only the final left my impressions of this fiasco of a comp has been that its possibly the worst so called world championships I have ever witness, and I watched them all on both sides.
The standard worse than ever and got worse as the shit comp went on, the averages abysmal, not a single 96 plus average, let alone a 100plus, forget 9 darters we cannot even see a 170 checkout.
The commentators were shocking, the presentation shit, the few decent players under performing and the rest nothing more than jobber fodder not fit for a dilapidated piss soaked caravan park in some welsh shithole in october let alone TV.
Still time waits for no man, Fatz did not look well nor did Olly while he scowled in the crowd, this is possibly the last lakeshite they see, only fitting its a joke.
Waites should win the final, but that said he aint been tested yet in this comp and O shea is a better player than the likes of jobbers like Jennings and George and will push him.
Hope its a good final match, wont be enough to save this joke of a comp but at least 2 players who can on their day provide a small bit of entertainment and put on a decent show..................hopefully.
FINAL
What a disgrace of a final, not only was it the worst Lakeshite in history we got the worst final in history to finish this disaster of a competition off.
A pathetic showing throughout. O Shea should hang his head in shame, a bottling job of the highest order, far far worse than anyone like hamilton ever did, at least they faced Taylor dishing out a lesson averaging 100, Waites was doing a pathetic 85 and running riot, then again Waites did not have to do more. No one will EVER win an easier so called World title. Waites run to the title saw him beat 4 ultimate jobbers and the biggest bottler in history, this is the standard that waites beat
De Weil 80.88
De Vos 81.39
Jennings 85.10
George 83.49
O Shea 81.90
Its a Fact 85 averages wins you a world title in the BDO,,,,,,,,,,this is what they call the "World Pro"
Normally I slate the BDO for not having enough tv comps, but I can honestly say thank fuck we wont have to put up with this lame shit quality on TV for another 10 months.
If people watched this every month it would kill any popularity in darts the the PDC have created.
If we ever see the BDO on TV again it will be too soon.
Roll on the PDC World Cup & the Premier League
