Following his recent run of "bad luck" over the previous months which saw him lose out in many a comp, with dismal averages,l break down publicly and cry over a woman he cheated on, made an early exit from the masters, he had a chance to get things back on track in the WDF Europe Cup, but he went out in the last 64.It could have been even worse, as he was only in the last 64 after getting a bye.
Updated : To add to his misery, and that of his team mates in the england squad he then proceed to lose 3 of his 4 matches in the team event.
Looks like the guy who waited decades for everyone of note to abandon the sinking bdo ship in order to get his hands on a couple of devalued trophies is now no longer a top competitor even in the weaker side of the game.
Friday 26th October
The Irish players championships was the ideal comp for Ted Hankey to make inroads for a place in the world championships, with so many top players missing he had as good a chance as any since his arrival.
By the time the weekend finished poor Ted only earned a mere 200 quid, and fell a further 100 quid behind all his jobber rivals.
Further proof that winning lakeshite means fuckall in the tougher pdc, ask fat fordham, les wallace, and countless others.
Friday 19th October
Spoiled for choice this week , with so many jobbers in the masters, and seeds who performed atrocious I instead opted for Mervyn King.Like Barney in the Euro's ,King had the ultimate chance to claim a Major.He performed well all week, the seeds went crashing out after some shit performances, and everything seemed set.He even managed to run up a 3 set advantage in the final and still managed to bottle it, but this being King, it was never his fault as usual.Here is a guy who has been making excuses since his days in the bdo.Lacking in his praise for MVG he instead blamed the crowd, the same crowd he had no problem with when he was winning matches earlier in the comp or when he beat dolan the home favorite in the semi-final.
Friday October 12th - Christian Kist
No shortage of Knobs this week with so many players going out early in the PDC World Grand Prix, but at least they made the TV stages.
The same cannot be said for the Lakeshite Champion.
With the bdo only showing on average a pathetic ten evenings of darts per year for Kist not to make the tv stages of this so called major makes him a complete knob.
Friday October 5th - Spineless
Following on from his brutal performance the previous week where he managed a 78 average in his defeat to Glen Durrant, as well as breaking down and starting crying as did the butch dyke lesbo trina gulliver who has a face like a turtle licking piss off a nettle, spineless managed to perform even worse in his preparation for the masters.He managed to get beaten by Keith Dellar.......What a fuckin Knob
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Friday 28th September - Raymond Van Barneveld
Kicks off his european championships with a superb victory over jenkins 6-1 averaging 113.
Follows that with a 102 average in his win against MVG, , and with Lewis, Taylor, Wade and others already gone, here is the headshakers chance to finally win a pdc singles comp on tv after years.But no....he bottles it in true barney style.
Congratulations Headshaker , you are Knob of the Week
