KNOB OF THE WEEK

This goes to the comms this week for the nonsense they spouted for the 5 days so far. Comms constantly stating a perfect 9 darter can only be got by starting on tops, which is a blatant lie as you could start on double 17, followed by 5 treble 20's to leave 167.Then the bullshit from comms never stopped, these are the same cunts that told us MvG was back, and how the fat scouse cunt Bunting was the peoples champion, Why ? I and many other people do not like the prick, comms just making retarded blanket statements does not make it true. I was glad to see the back of Bunting, as well as MvG proving yet again the stupidity of comms forcing the idiotic notion that MvG was back.

Whilst we all know the results I would like to point out how the match fixing cunt going out will always be a welcome result for me, but him being the first player to go out was even more wonderful and the perfect start to the competition. 7 of the 16 seeds went out first round, and so much for the morons who claimed MvG was back cos he won a utterly meaningless non ranking invitational world series piece of shit. Felt sorry for Gian van Veen hitting the highest average and going out to the fat short kebab guzzler, although the obese squat fucker played brilliantly himself.
Outside of the Price Littler quarter final, I found the 3 other quarter finals to be pretty boring and one sided.
My biggest complaint was the format of the opening round being only the first to 2 sets. Yes it meant the possibility of more upsets which we got, and I understand the time constraints, but seriously who would not have liked to see another set of Littler and Van Veen ? Heta and Wade who both lost might have had different outcomes with a best of 5 but regardless of results, the first to 2 sets seemed a little too short.
As Grand Prix's goes this overall has been a poor Grand Prix, far too many one sided games and whilst I think the semis will be closer, I do not expect anything other than a final with the 2 Lukes. This Grand Prix needs 2 great semi finals and a quality final to make up for a lackluster event so far.

RANKINGS
A Littler victory will not get him the #1 spot in the rankings, even if Humphries lost in the semis, but its only a matter of time before he claims the top spot as I cannot see Humphries winning the Worlds and multiple other events. Noppert is up to world #10 a jump of 4 places, a semi win jumps him another 2 spots. Price despite a decent enough run drops 4 places to #11. Oddly Chizzy who did not play moved up a spot to # 178 as those around him defend more. The biggest losers were Bellyboy dropping 6 spots to #27 and Joe Cullen dropping 5 places to #32. Cullens performance against Ando after his win over Wade was typical Cullen, one jammy good performance and followed up with absolute dogshit The only other player to move up 4 places outside Noppert was Menzies moving up to world #29.

With the Eeuropean Championships in less than 2 weeks, it going to be bleak news for Wright fans as Krusty already down to world # 18 is defending 120k and an early exit could see drop to around #30. Not good news for Wade either defending 60k but will remain in the top 10 regardless. Noppert and Van Veen defend 40k each, so Noppert's good run in the GP will aid his recent upturn.

With Players champs during the week, and a euro tour at the weekend, the darts season finally goes into overdrive.

As for the Modus Match fixing Series, and the other WDF rubbish, why would I give a flying fuck when there is so much DC darts to keep up with.

 

I also read a stroy about Clayton complaining that next year there will be 15 pro tours in Germany which he believes is too many as there is also the European tours and all the traveling involved.  I get it British players do not like how the game is getting more global, but see it from the point of the many non British who have to constantly travel to the UK for pro tours and a lot of the Majors including the Worlds, Matchplay, Grand Prix, UK Open etc..

During the 2nd set of the Bunting and Noppert game Sky had to block out the crowd singing Keir Starmer is a wanker, whilst it appears it was not clear to viewers due to Sky editing audio, the story made a lot of news on social media. 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK


I have always expressed my opinion how MvG was/is a vile repugnant cunt. Always one to run his mouth, speak with a super inflated ego. Many years ago I saw a video clip of him insulting Robert Thornton a guy that weighs less than MvG's head and belly and when Thornton picked up a chair MvG moved fairly quick as he ran. This is a guy who tried to sleep with a Bradford slapper whilst his partner was back in Holland pregnant with his child. Last week he not only skipped a euro tour to concentrate on qualification for the players championships then rock up and do badly in the first 2 throw a hissyfit and skip the next one, and this week also, a video emerged of him brawling in a kebab shop. Of course speed jobber Vinny van der Voort defended him, as most dutch cunts always defend each other even when it is blatantly obvious what is plain to see when they are in the wrong.
Do not get me wrong, as a player he was superb in his prime and possibly after Bristow and Taylor the biggest player in the game, but those days at the top are long gone and will not be returning, and him getting dumped by the wife, brawling in tacky kebab joints and throwing hissyfits shows which direction most people can expect him to go. This is the muppet who claimed on TV "people fear me"...they sure as fuck don't now


SWISS EURO TOUR
Like I mentioned last week the main emphasis for most players this weekend was positioning in the races for the European championships, and the Grand Prix.
The Saturday afternoon session was a great quality session which saw the exits of Chizzy, Wright , Zonneveld, de Decker, Veenstra, Dirk and O'Connor. Chizzy's and O'Connors defeats saw their chances of a euro spot in real trouble, whilst Ratajski's win saw him leapfrog Gilding in the Grand Prix spots.Cross's win saw him move in the qualifying spot for the ECF.

Saturday evening saw Wade blow it against Joyce who was now assured of a GP spot,Schindler dumped out Pikachu, Fattimena battered Josh Cock, Humphries and Cross dumped out Rydz and Aspinall, Barney won a huge game in beating Heta in a last leg decider, Bunting was too strong for Landman and Dobey saw off Mensur.

SUNDAY AFTERNOON: Searle sent Humphries out, Woodlouse dumped Fattimena, Clayton beat Schindler in a great match,Dekker won a last leg decider against Dobey in a game with superb finishing with 127 out, Bunting was too good for Ratajski, Barney walloped Edhouse 6 zip, Van Veen was too strong for Joyce and Cross won a last leg decider against noppert. The session has some outstanding finishing in multiple games.
Barney and Cross were now well inside the European champs qualifiers with Edhouse and O Connor looking more stranded, as Barney and Ratajski secured their Grand Prix spots also.
SUNDAY EVENING : Woodlouse beat Searle and Dekker beat Clayton and thank fuck I was going to the pub as there was no one left outside of Van Veen I cared to watch, and he went out in the semis to Bunting who beat woodlouse in the final. Thank fuck I missed it.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #28
No Littler or Wade but this made no difference as it was a jobbertastic event. MvG went out in the last 32 which meant on Tuesday he was still 9k outside qualification. Humphries, Heta, Chizzy, Krusty, Bellyboy, Ando, Cullen, Cross and Rock all went out first round. Price , Aspinall Dirk and MvG went out in the last 32. I did enjoy seeing that Nijman lost to Clayton who averaged over 110. The scruffy half blind window cleaner won the event and it cemented his world #19 spot. The losing finalist Super Mario moved up a spot to #68. There were 3 nine darters during the event, for Springer in round 1 and Belmont and Hunt in round 2.
EVENT #29
Wade decided to show up for this one and averaged 104.98 in the first round, one of multiple players in the top 16 to average over a ton, Humphries had the highest with a 112.99. Those going early included Babs, Bellyboy, Cullen and Chizzy unsurprisingly. Price. Cross, and Krusty the more familiar names exited in round 2, and in the last 32 out went Wade, Dobey, Van Veen. MvG went out in the last 16 , leaving him 6.5k outside the qualifiers with only one comp to come.
In the last 8 the match fixing human piece of shit beat Clayton, Ando won a last leg decider against Humphries, Smudger beat Ryan Treacle, and Josh Cock beat Noppert. Thankfully Smudger beat the human pipe cleaner and match fixer and Rock saw off Ando.

EVENT #30
When I got home and saw who won the event and was sickened by the result I did not find it worth even discussing it. Nothing disgusts me more than seeing a match fixing cunt prosper in a game he not only disrespected, but showed the world what a vile cunt he is, what the betting, excuses the pun, the lanky beetroot faced speed jobber was singing his praise for simply being Dutch.

WORLD GRAND PRIX
I am really looking forward to this, and whilst the Matchplay is the second biggest ranking major of the year, the Grand Prix has always been my second favorite event of the year, not only because of the double in format, but because of set play, just like the Worlds. All year in floor tours, euro tours, non ranking exbos like the PL, World Series etc its one endless stream of leg play events and the Grand Prix is a pleasant change.

Looking at the draw I expect every player on the left for to be the bookies and most fans favorites, the only exceptions where I see possible upsets might be Cross who is  far from his best and maybe Searle who is in form giving Price a close tight affair. Littler will obviously be a huge favorite but Van Veen will not be an easy game, and Van Veen winning would be my hope and blow the comp wide open.

Monday October 6 (1800 BST)

Rob Cross v Wessel Nijman
Martin Schindler v Krzysztof Ratajski
Chris Dobey v Cameron Menzies
James Wade v Joe Cullen
Danny Noppert v Jermaine Wattimena
Luke Humphries v Nathan Aspinall
Gary Anderson v Raymond van Barneveld
Stephen Bunting v Niko Springer

Tuesday October 7 (1800 BST)

Damon Heta v Luke Woodhouse
Ross Smith v Daryl Gurney
Jonny Clayton v Andrew Gilding
Gerwyn Price v Ryan Searle
Luke Littler v Gian van Veen
Michael van Gerwen v Dirk van Duijvenbode
Peter Wright v Mike De Decker
Josh Rock v Ryan Joyce

 

HUNGARIAN EURO TOUR

By 5 past 4 on last Saturday afternoon half the worlds top 32 were either knocked out or had not entered the Euro tour. Smudger, Wright, Van Veen were among those knocked out along with the absence of Clayton, Ando and those not good enough to qualify in Bellyboy and Babs.

Barney averaged almost 108 in beating Chizzy, which put him in the current European finals spot overtaking Chizzy in the process, and also got Barney only pittance outside the Grand Prix spots. Rob Cross beat Gurney which put him at the time within 750 quid of the European finals,

By 10pm 21 of the Worlds top 32 were gone as Heta, Asp and many others went out including Bunting who was 5-2 up and almost 250 points ahead in the leg and lost not only the leg but the match.
On the Sunday there were 7 players outside the top 16 in the last 16 and by the time it reached the last 8, it was more traditional in that 5 of the last 8 were in the top 8 of the world at that time, the 3 players outside were Rock #10, Noppert #14 and Springer #70.
Seemingly MvG is not back, just like I said last week, and ignore the morons on comms who would try brainwash you, as I also said as soon as its a ranking event we will see how he does and he went out in the last 16 to Noppert.
LAST 8: I was looking forward to Price, Wade and Humphries in the session. Price pulled out cos he was "sick", and Wade may as well have done the same with Wade averaging 79 and 3-0 down, and left himself too much to do as he is fast becoming Fat Josh's personal bitch. Was he hoping to go out quick and leave on the same plane as his friend Price ? Noppert beat Dobey. Springer got Humphries and beat him too in a class encounter that saw 10 maximums.
SEMIS: We got faggy Noppert against Short Fat Cunt #1 and Springer against Short Fat Cunt #2 and thought fuck that, and when I came back saw Noppert had beaten Littler, and turned it back on and watched Springer beat the other fat short cunt, it was magnificent. 

FINAL : The final saw 2 players who each deserved to win,  Noppert had won 4 games beating Littler, Dobey, MvG and Owen, whilst Springer won 5 beating Van Veen, Heta, Cross, Humpries and Rock. I wanted Srpinger to win but would not have begudged Noppert, and sure enough Sspringer's fairytale weekend continued as he not only took the title, made certain his place in the european championships, and is 7k inside the qualifying spots for the World Grand Prix, where entry to the GP and ECF will be free money where he defends zero.He is also in the qualifying spots for the Players championships finals

RANKINGS
Springer moved up 4 places to #66, and whilst that might seem not much, with entry to multiple TV events secured, no money to defend he will soon not only be in the top 64, but crashing towards the top 48 soon.
As for Noppert his decent run saw him move up 2 spots to #13, Rock moved up a spot to #10. The big losers at the weekend was Chizzy down 2 spots to #16, White down 2 to #50, De Sousa down 3 to #62

SWISS EURO TOUR
The main emphasis for most players this weekend was positioning in the races for the European championships, and the Grand Prix.
It was the usual Friday levels for the most part which included to averages in the 70s, 2 of the 5 lowest averages of 2025 in the Euro tour, with the only shocks being the exit of Gilding, possibly Gurney, and Lukeman losing to Mensur not really a shock for me. Ratajski winning puts him in the Grand Prix spots temporarily and Edhouse not only winning but now getting a bye next round with Smudger pulling out saw him jump well inside the European championships spots, both Ratajski and Edhouse winning was bad news for Magpie, even if it was a result I welcomed as seeing that match fixing cunt Nijman losing is always a bonus, he has no place in the game. Magpie did what he had to do in walloping Gurney, keeping him less than 3k outside the EC spots, and still in this comp and has the added bonus of being in the next Euro tour, it also keeps him 2.k outside the Grand prix with the chance to close it even more and get in the qualifying spots this weekend.

Seemingly Hunchback withdrew as he wanted to focus on the Players championships and get in to the PC Finals,where he is currently 103rd, 37 places outside the top 64 and almost 10k outside, but surely more games even in euro tours would mean more match practice, I hope the fat ogre cunt fails. Along with MvG and Smudger, Littler, Price and Ando also gave the event a skip.
We get 2 more Players champs during the coming week which again will play a huge part in future rankings and Grand Prix qualifiers before we get a proper fucking ranking Major, not a premier event, b type major or some meaningless non ranking mickey mouse event but a real old time major with history, importance, and obviously ranking.

As for the upcoming players championships in which Littler misses one of them the usual withdrawals, including Willie Borland the guy with teeth like an abandoned graveyard, Jobber Lukasiak who had no problem stinking out Friday's euro tour with his presence, Jules Van Dongen who at least has some excuse in that he suffered a meltdown and is throwing left handed these days, Ladyboy Rusty Jake who I believe is suspended, wonder if was hormone treatment,and Tim Wolters, who like Borland are a fucking disgrace, they took time of work, paid money to try qualify for a tour card and then not use it. The PDC should have a rule if you win a card and opt to not try keep it you should be banned for Q-school for at least 3 years.

for that reason Knob of the Week goes to Borland .

 

Lastly, with the Grand Prix upcoming its interesting to se which players are defending large sums  with Humphries defending 120k which means an early exit and a Littler win could see Littler be within touching distance of overtaking Humphries. Cullen defends 40k and whilst he has qualified, his form suggests he wont get anywhere near the final again, and an early exit could see him drop far below the 27th spot he currently holds. Price defends a final spot and 60k and even if he won the event he still would not the top 4 in the world. Bellyboy defends 40k and is not in the Grand Prix currently and whilst he is the world #21, after the Grand Prix will drop to at least  #'27

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It seems like each week the commentary, or the so called experts on the panel get progressively week. Last week we had the meaningless, non ranking exbo nonsense that was the World Series finals, and throughout I like so many others was subjected to absolute nonsense throughout, being told how fat  short Josh Cock should be a contender for the PL. Seems doing well in a non ranking event matters, yet the PDC in the past have left out multiple players in the past that won proper ranking televised comps like the European championships.

The levels of bullshit spouted last weekend was off the hook.  We got hunchback MvG who was lucky to beat the Match fixer after the cheat missed a match darts, then comms told us Mv was back. Hunchback then was lucky to win his next game after Rob Cross missed multiple match darts, and again we were told a player who was lucky to win was back.  MvG only beat Humphries cos Humphries was dogshit , as Humphries himself had to survive match darts against Wade. Yes MvG played solid against a worn out obese and unfit Littler, but in a meaningless event. If MvG is truly back then he would not be ranked 100th in the race for the Players Championships final...an actual proper ranking event. Comms think if they keep on repeating the lies, bullshit and hype over and over the viewers and fans will simply just accept the bullshit.

Also in the World Series we were told by comms how Barney was "a fighter", you could not make this shit up. I am glad ITV might be done with the darts, sick of their shit comms, retarded adverts where its non stop cancer begging, some starving donkey, homeless dogs, and third world cunts looking for yet another handout, just fuck off with the emotional blackmail.
Then we had the scruffy mentally deficient hun supporting spastic Menzies who was a disgrace and averaged 66 the lowest average in the history of the event.  Clayton did his choking in the next game, as he blew it against Littler. Price then choked against Littler in the semi Do you know why Cullen laughed when he lost, or why Menzies did not give a fuck, or why Wade was not frustrated missing match darts against Humphries, or Clayton blowing multiple doubles for 5-5 in his game with Littler, or Price seemed not to be pissed off throwing it away to Littler ? because the players themselves know it is a completely meaningless event that is just filler, and does not alter their ranking money, just another glorified exbo that is worthless in the scheme of things.

 

Then we had this week speed jobber Vinny van der Voort claim “I think the youth are going to take over darts more and more, You’re going to see fewer older players who can keep going and stay competitive on the Pro Tour. They simply won’t be able to last as long.". Is this suppose to be some amazing fucking insight by the speed jobber ?  Young players will always arrive, and have their runs and 99% of all players have a short window.  Outside of Taylor and Wade how many more are there that remained in the top 16 for 2 decades ?

Vinny then said   you still see exceptions like Gary Anderson & Peter Wright who are still at the top at their age He claimed Barney is even competing at 58. Speed jobber Vinny rambling on about the players over the age of 50 somehow ignored Jonny Clayton the World #6, simply forgot about Gilding who is arguably having the best run of his career .

Then you have the players like Bunting and Wade, the world #4  & #5 who are both over 40 and climbing the rankings for the last year plus. Yes there will always be great young talent emerge, even without Littler we have Van Veen, Springer etc, year after year in the past we had the likes of Rod Harrington tell us James Hubbard or some other forgotten jobber like Arron Monk was a future world champion. Its the same year in year out, has been that way for decades and will be the same in the future, players will come and go, some will be long term cloggers, some burn bright quickly and fade as fast, its just the nature of the game.

The reason Taylor, Ando, Barney, Clayton, Wright etc can all perform over the age of 50 is because of their experience and ability. Darts is not nor ever has been a sport.  Its a game than i not physically demanding hence why out of shape older guys can dominate for so long. Mason, Mardle and the rest of the morons can repeat it ad nauseam its a sport  but if darts were truly a sport, then Taylor would not have won a world title in his 50s. Simon Whitlock would not have got to within a set of a World final whilst on fucking crutches. This is a game where Jocky Wilson, Andy Fordham, and Alun Evans all drank themselves to death, and countless others have alcohol problems like Les Wallace that almost killed him. That is not counting those fined and suspended for failing tests for cocaine, speed and other party drugs. The cheats in real sports are taking performance enhancing drugs not the ones dart players take. How many players have been banned for recreational drugs, how many appeared pissed on tv in interviews and comms have you believe its a "sport"

Have you seen the fucking state of Littler and Rock for example . How can these 2 kids allow themselves to be that obese ? They should be ashamed of themselves for allowing themselves get that fat. Credit to Krusty  who shed some weight at his age, sad state of affairs when a former potbellied man in his 50s is in better shape than some of the "kids" in the game....yes game, cos it ain't a sport.

EURO TOUR

The crowd in Hungary for this was superb, not just in terms of turnout and attendance but the behaviour of them also.  It was one of the most respectful crowds I have ever seen on the euro tour, only Gibraltar was quieter because the ones in Gibraltar were empty and had few fans. There was a few upsets, such as Gilding and Dirk going out to Dennent and Bissell, Fattimena going out to Tricole and Scot Beveridge sending the match fixer out was my favourite of the day. The best game of the round was Van Veen and Springer, with the German "wading" the Dutchman who averaged 10 points more than Springer.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I initially thought of giving it to Joe Cullen who has not won a game on tv this year, and after losing yet again Friday evening , started smiling as if this was something to be proud of. However he did win a players champs this week, even if it was a depleted field. Then I thought I would give it to Hunchback MvG, who after an early defeat in the players champs on Tuesday, got the hump...if you excuse the pun, and withdrew from the next days play, meaning he is almost 10k away from qualifying for the Players Champs Finals. Then MvG does have history of skipping events after getting early losses to jobbers the day before.  However he also won Friday night and sent a match fixing cunt out, so he gets a pass.

So this left Bellyboy, the most petulant, arrogant and petulant cunt who for well over a decade had delusions of grandeur  and minus a short 3 month period had done little in around 15 years  He did not play tonight, because he could not even fucking qualify. Tuesday and Wednesday he lost early to the same player Michael Unterbuchner, and on Thursday he entered 2 Euro Tour qualifiers and lost in both. In ETQ#13 he lost in the last 80 to Nico Springer,  and in ETQ#14 he lost in the last 40 to Patrick Geeraets. It  means Bellyboy cannot make the European Championships, and is over 10k outside the Grand Prix spots. This week has been an absolute nightmare on multiple fronts.You could have some sympathy for a player having a bad period , slipping down the rankings,  failing to make events, but not him, mainly because of his attitude and his levels of entitlement., and this might be a rude awakening.

PDC EURO TOUR - CZECH OPEN

Saw none of Fridays action, and appears I missed little of note, but did smile when I saw 3 of the most miserable cunts in the game went out first round in Barney, Woodlouse and Gurney. I wouldn't miss them, and caught Magpie's post match speech on twitter which should have woke cunts riled up. Cullen fell yet again to an early exit. Saturday, the seeds that went early included Dobey, Heta, Noppert, Chizzy
On the flip side Price, Cross, Wade, Humphries, Littler, Rock and MvG all won their games with ease over decent players. Sunday afternoon and Humphries won comfortably, as Cross went out without a whimper to the match fixer, Krusty who looks like he got "the aids" blew it against Bunting. Wade averaged 8 point less than Smudger but won a close good game. Van Veen sent Littler packing, which was another pleasing result. Gian seems to be piling on the weight and getting a fat belly as well. Price kept up his recent great record against his friend and countryman Clayton and Rock had no problem against MvG averaging in the 80s. Searle missed D12 for the 9 darter but it mattered not as Fattimena sent him out.
LAST 8: Humphries sent out the ugly match fixing cunt, Wade beat Bunting hitting 2 maximums for an 11 darter in a deciding leg. Price was averaging around 107 but missing doubles and went 5-0 down, it was over. The obese annoying prick Rock averaged 110 against Fattimena in a 6-1 win. Josh Cock acts like he won ranking majors and is a top player, his ego is as bloated as his stunted obese body. 
SEMIS: Wade averaging 105 went 3-0 down and had chances but missed crucial doubles and his game went to dogshit and Humphries cantered home 7-1 in a piss poor game. Gian stuttered in his game but went out to Rock.
FINAL: Humphries far from his best did enough to retain the title he held. Rock was far from his best too.

At the end of the event Wade, the world #5, had earned the same amount of ranking money for the year as the world #3 and world #4 combined. Only littler had earned more than Wade this year.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #26
With no Littler, Wade, Bunting, Dobey, Cross, Clayton, Rock etc many players were bumped up to seeds, not that it mattered as in the last 128 a total of 11 seeds were beaten, including MvG, Bellyboy, Searle, and Wattimena. Highest average of the round went to Dirk with a 108.78
LAST 64: Bradley Brooks averaged 111.96 dumping out Humphries. 5 other seeds went out including Menzies and Barney.
LAST 32: Out went Dirk averaging 88, out went Cullen and Woodlouse. Heta had the highest average of 104.05
LAST 16: Out went Heta, Chizzy and Schindler after missing match darts. Highest average went to the match fixing cunt with a 106.40.
LAST 8: O'connor with the highest average of the round with 104.09 beat Brooks, Gezzy dumped out the match fixing cunt, Ando beat Noppert in a last leg decider and Van Veen beat Ross Smith.
SEMIS :  O'Connor blew a big lead and lostalag leg decider to Price, whilst Van een sent Ando out with a 104.62 average.
FINAL: It was an exceptional final, Price hit 2 maximums in multiple legs and led 6-0 averaging 110, as Van Veen fought and got back to 6-5 but an 11 darter with another max saw Price break and throw for the win and with back to back maximums again took the title after multiple missed match darts and a finishing average of 109.28 and a first 9 average of 130.77, thanks in part to him hitting 13 maximums.
MVG was now 100th in the qualification for the players champs finals, a whole 9k off 64th place with events running out and in typical form for the rubber lipped mongo, he got the hump and pulled out of the following days event. I hope he misses out on the PC finals.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #27
LAST 128 : 10 seeds went out including Humphries, Heta, Ando, Aspinall, Dirk and the previous day finalist Van Veen. Highest average of the round went to Dom Taylor with a 103.11. There was 6 averages over a ton , 3 of them belonged to players that lost. Noppert hit a 9 darter again Super Mario.
LAST 64:  Bellyboy went out to Unterbuchner for the second day in a row, also out were Chizzy, Gilding, Barney, Gurney and Rydz. Highest average of the round went to Gruellich with a 108.65, which was 31 points more than his opponent Chizzy.
LAST 32: Out went Smudger, Menzies, Magpie, Fattimena, Flukeman and Zonneveld. Highest average was Smudger with a 105.84 who lost to Merkx with a 104.73.
LAST 16: The match fixing cunt was battered by Unterbuchner, and out went Schindler, Searle and Ratajski. Hurrell had the highest average of 99.71.
LAST 8: Scott Williams was the first through to the semis with a 101.94 the highest of the round, followed by Price, Noppert and Cullen.
SEMIS :  Cullen averaged 100.63in beating Williams 7-1, and Price beat Noppert 7-3 averaging 104.98
FINAL : Cullen led 6-4 but finishes of 98 and 104 saw Price break and hold for 6-6. Cullen held and then missed a match dart and Price held for a final leg. Cullen only scored 160 in his first 9 darts and Price did not really punish as Cullen hit a max and regained control and took the title.

RANKINGS

 Price's run over the 2 days saw him move above Cross and Dobey to World #7. Cullen jumped 3 spots to #27. The other main movers were Magpie up 2 to #45, Suljovic up 3 to #58

EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS

Bellyboy, Babs and Joe Cullen the top 3 seeds for ET #13 all went out in the last 80

In the following event Babs and Bellyboy went out again. Callan Rydz and Willie O'Connor did the double in qualifying or both events. 

LATEST NON RANKING MEANINGLESS SHIT

I tuned in to catch the end Cullen's game against Heta, and saw Cullen smiling as he lost again, De Decker and Clemens started brightly with Marshmallow Man missing the double for a 9 darter. Wade took on Humphries which was piss poor to begin but got better as it went on and Wade missed 2 match darts and lost in a last leg decider.
Then there was the battle of the cheaters, one a cheater on his now ex-wife, the other a match fixing cunt, thankfully it Hunchback won, the lesser of 2 evils, after that I was done and only saw the results a few minutes before typing this. The hyping during the event was nauseating, hyping possible match ups, but since we have seen the top players play each other every week in the Premier League, and repeat it over and over in multiple World Series events on top of that, the top ranked players in the world having head to head matches has lost its zest, when it has been raped to death over non ranking meaningless events.

I will watch some more of this over the weekend, but no true darts fan will see this event as anything more than an exbo 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 It truly takes some levels of audacity and ignorance, along with disregard for the intelligence of others to reach the levels of Twat Porter. Here is a guy making a handsome living of the PDC, fuelling his own ego, and feigning sympathy and care for seemingly everyone. This week the World of darts lost Jamie Harvey at the age of 70. The PDC under Twat Porter obviously pretended to give a shit, thinking people would simply swallow his latest bullshit.

If Twat Porter or the PDC really gave a damn once ...just once in over a quarter of a century, Jamie Harvey would have been put in the PDC Hall of Fame. Every single player that put their livelihood and careers on the line and even put their hands in their own pockets to create the WDC which became the PDC should be in the Hall of Fame, and should have been inducted many many years ago.

Let this sink in, Jocky Wilson was not put in the Hall of Fame, still is no in it but John Gwynne is.
Jocky who put up his own money to start what is now the PDC, where as Gwynne got paid to work in it.
Bob Anderson is not in the Hall of Fame, but Dave Clark was put in cos he got parkinsons and it ticked boxes, now we have the PDC pretending they gave one shiny shit about Jamie Harvey. The reality is everyone knows that cunt Porter has his little clique, they pick their favorites for the Hall of Fame, pick their favorites for the Premier League, and do the same in world Series events etc. He do not believe in what is right or just, let alone deserved, its all just one long pretentious act by him trying to hoodwink simpletons who will swallow any bullshit he dishes out..

R.I.P. Jamie. Let hope the R.I.P. Section on here does not need updating for a long time more.

PDC EURO TOUR - BELGIAN OPEN

 The big name players to go early Saturday included Clayton, MvG, Smudger, Cross, Krusty, Chizzy and Dobey, and with no Price, Humphries or Ando it seemed even on Saturday that the favorite Littler would be almost assured of the title.

When the overweight chav common cunt rattled in a 110 average in an awesome display against the scruffy Searle I contemplated going to the pub Sunday night instead of subjecting myself to a night of comms rimming the fat hole of the kebab guzzler in his procession to the title. first game of the Sunday evening session saw the boring cunt Woodlouse leave non checkouts like 162, 165 etc and was not sorry to see him go out even if it was to Littler's body double in Josh Cock. Watched Wade and Van Veen 2 of about 10 players I always enjoy watching. They were the only players left in the comp I gave a shiny shit about and this was a poor quality game and I was off for the night. I  was not hanging around to watch 2 miserable cunts from northern Ireland and an English fat chav batter them.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES

Despite England not good enough to qualify it did not stop comms rimming them on finals night. It was like they were suicidal fatpot was not there for finals night, and excuses were made, which was disrespectful to the teams that did qualify, comms then turned to rimming the Netherlands, fawning over them and how they were the previous champions, won group A etc, until the mouthy micks sent them packing. The Irish against Sweden in the first semi was a great watch, as was Canada and Wales in the other semi. I mean how can you not want to cheer on mad Burnett and it looked grim as Wales went 3-0 down to Canada, but came back to win to set up the final I wanted all week. The team that were the complete outsiders in the bookies on Thursday won the event. Ireland also beat England in both their meetings too, but comms failed to mention that.

In the grand scheme of things this event meant little, other than the pride of the players and a few quid they picked up, but for me as a viewer I enjoyed this more than any PDC non ranking glorified World Series event where the cream of the PDC would rape local jobbers. Not because I am Irish and Ireland won but I enjoyed even with Conor Heneghan acting like a total prick throughout.
Then I saw the line up for this week, 2 yankee jobbers, another from South Africa and a slew of players that are as shit at Q-school as Pinochio Sherrock is, lining up to stink out the ex-church in Portsmouth...no thanks.

DE DECKER
I came across an interview with Mike Decker this week where he had a pop at a cunt I had multiple dealings with myself, De Decker said
“I don’t do interviews with Dartsnieuws, nothing at all, purely because they twist everything out of context. Someone I absolutely refuse to do interviews with is Pieter Verbeek [editor of Dartsnieuws.com]. He enjoys setting people against each other. He once forwarded a screenshot of one of my tweets to a tournament director. Why? I’ve no idea. But then you just think, what on earth are we doing?”
De Decker claimed that it goes beyond sporting matters: private issues are also often dragged into the spotlight, something he clearly takes issue with.
The guy Pieter he refers to is a total cunt who once joined a darts forum, kicked up a stink, thought he deserved preferential treatment, hounded me via message for favors with posted, had no problem mocking and insulting others but when he got abuse back played the victim. Then lied how his day job boss came across posts and images mocking him even though the posts were not available as it as a private forum. He then demanded people be banned, and the owner of the forum, a bitter twisted old cunt and geriatric coffin dodger who acts like a tough man, the same man that once hid inside his own house behind his couch when Wayne Williams of the BDO, another pensioner knocked on his door. This cunt believed all Pieter's lies and bullshit, which caused over a dozen members leaving right away out of principle and the double standards. When the bulk of the forum's then top posters left, Pieter played the victim and he was soon off to another forum for attention. 

PDC EURO TOUR - CZECH OPEN

Saw none of Fridays action, and appears I missed little of note, but did smile when I saw 3 of the most miserable cunts in the game went out first round in Barney, Woodlouse and Gurney. I won't miss them this weekend and caught Magpie's post match speech on twitter which should have woke cunts riled up. Cullen fell yet again to an early exit.

Looking forward to the weekend of proper ranking darts

WORLD SERIES FINALS
The draw for this nonsense for anyone that truly gives a damn.

(1) Stephen Bunting v Danny Noppert
Krzysztof Ratajski v Josh Rock
(8) Mike De Decker v Gabriel Clemens
Damon Heta v Joe Cullen
(4) Luke Humphries v James Wade
Kevin Doets v Jermaine Wattimena
(5) Rob Cross v Haupai Puha
Wessel Nijman v Michael van Gerwen
(2) Luke Littler v Simon Whitlock
Jonny Clayton v Jason Brandon
(7) Nathan Aspinall v Dave Chisnall
Jonny Tata v Ross Smith
(3) Gerwyn Price v Danny Lauby
Cor Dekker v Raymond van Barneveld
(6) Chris Dobey v Luke Woodhouse
Cameron Menzies v Peter Wright

Lastly, I saw some stories online how Beau Greaves was being accused of being a transwoman, or in other words a man in drag. The PDC are quick to complain how this is hateful etc, to Beau who is a real biological woman. Which it is, however

THE FACT PEOPLE HAVE TO POINT OUT SHE IS ONE OF THE  REAL WOMAN, ONLY SERVES TO SHOW THAT OTHERS COMPETING IN THE WOMENS GAME  ARE INDEED MEN

You cannot be pro women and pro trans at the same time when one group is robbing from the other. 

The problem is of Twat Porters making, he is responsible for this situation to have happened.

He allowed biological men in to the Women's game and now new fans to the game hear that men in bras and lipstick can play in women's events, and will accuse the wrong players.

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Barring a 3 month period, for well over a decade and a half Bellyboy was choking cunt. I do not know if it was partially because of the rimming comms would give him or if he was always a petulant cunt with delusions of grandeur, but he became one of the most entitled cunts I ever had the misfortune to view. His sense of entitlement is off the scale.
This week in another one of his petulant sulks because he failed the World Series qualifier this fat prick with zero awareness had the ignorant audacity to say he half expected an automatic invite. The ego of this cunt. the same Bellyboy who previously claimed both Luke's failed in the World Cup because of their egos. You could not make this shit up.
The PDC gave out 4 invites, Wade who made the final of the 2 biggest majors of the year so far, Chizzy, Smudger and Noppert. Which of those 4 did Bellyboy think he should have been ahead of ? All 4 are ranked higher, done better this year and all made the Matchplay something the obese entitled Bellyboy could not do. If the PDC were to increase the number of invites, I would have many others ahead of Bellyboy, players like Schindler who is the #1 on the pro tour at the time. Bellyboy is not even in the World Grand Prix as it stands and here he is thinking he deserves some preferential treatment, what a knob.
Still a good run this weekend in the Euro Tour could have helped that, but he and his 87 lost to super mario and out he went and should fall further behind in the GP qualification list.


PC #24
No Humphries, Price, Dobey, Ando or Rock entered.
Last 128: Out went the seeds of Van Veen, Noppert, Gurney, Cullen,Pikachu, Zonneveld and Doets. Babs no longer a seed went out too. Highest average of the round went to De Decker with a 108 over Plaiser.
Last 64: Out went Heta, The Match Fixer, De Decker,Menzies, Searle, Wright, Gilding, Magpie and Barney who went out to Greaves. Highest average of the round was 106.28 by Chizzy.
Last 32: Seeds to go out were Schindler, Clayton, Wade, who missed 6 match darts, Chizzy,Joyce, Wattimena, Woodhouse and Ratajski, with Littler beating Greaves. Highest average went to Cross with 107.18
Last 16: Cross then beat Littler, and out went MvG and Bellyboy. The highest average was Scott Williams with a 105.46.
Last 8: There was only 4 seeds left in Cross, Smudger, Bunting and Dirk, as Cross lost to Bunting, Smudger beat Evil charlie, De Graaf beat Soutar and Dirk lost to williams. Cross despite losing had the highest average of 102.
Semis: De Graaf mauled Williams 7-1 and Bunting beat Smudger.
Final :Bunting led 4-1 and the obese scouse cunt must have spotted a salad as De Graaf took advantage and won 8-7. Bunting has now lost 7 out of 8 PC finals since 2024, D Graaf became the 4th consecutive first time winner.
The main movers were Price dropping 2 spots to #8, De Graaf jumping 7 places to #52 and Sedlacek moving up 4 to #76.
PC #25
Last 128: Seeds out early were Wade, Heta, Smudger, Wright, De Decker, Gilding, Bellyboy, Wattimena, Doets, Zonneveld, Pikachu, and Woodhouse. the previous day's winner De Graaf went out. Cullen had the highest average of the round with a 106.42 .
Last 64: Out went MvG, Searle, Joyce, Barney and Cullen. Highest average of the round was bunting with an 111.66.
Last 32: It was goodbye to Chizzy, Noppert, Dirk, Ratajski and Edhouse and the highest average of the round going to Clayton with a 110.80.
Last 16: Out went Cross, Menzies and gurney with Willie O'Connor hitting the highest average of 109.61 leaving 6 seeds in the last 8.
Last 8: All 4 winners averaged over 104, incredible standard. Bunting 105.67, Magpie 104.28, Schindler 104.86 and Clayton 106.64. I was delighted to see the match fixer go out. The 3 other losers were Van ven, Soutar and Sedlacek.
Semis: Clayton beat Schindler in a last leg decider, and Bunting reached another final beating Magpie in a last leg decider.
Final: Clayton averaged in the 80s for the majority of this match, and even missed darts to break for 7-7 before the scouse salad dodger fell over the line. Had claytn even played his B-ame Buning would have lost another final, but he survived. The run to the final, and with the absence of Price, clayton was now up to 6th, with Price down to 8th.

As for Hunchback MvG, who is chasing a spot in the Players Championships finals made enough money to move up to 99th place..that is not a typo.Even Darius a non tour card holder is 30 odd places higher. Currently players of note outside the top 64 include Aspinall (75th)and Babs (105th) and the player currently in 64th spot is Luke Humphries.

WORLD SERIES FINALS QUALIFIER
To further prove my point on how worthless this event is, Schindler, Joyce and Searle could not be bothered staying another day to enter this non ranking event. In fact my interest in this was not to see who qualified, but which other seeds would not qualify, and sure enough out went Van Veen, Bellyboy, Gilding, Gurney, Babs meaning the qualifiers would be prime grade A fodders in Marshmallow Clemens, Homeless looking Menzies, Woodlouse a player so dull he made Wes Newton seem charismatic, A Match fixer, Cor Dekker and Joe Cullen who cannot win games in proper ranking events.

ET QUALIFIER
The Belgian qualifier took place Thursday with the favourite being Babs van den Bergh and he went out to Ronny Huybrechts. who himself failed to qualify. However Babs and Ronny's brothers did qualify in Xanti and Kim, along with Super Mario and Schweyen.

PDC EURO TOUR
For the 14th time in his PDC career Price pulled out of the event after being scheduled to play, and currently now drops to world #9. Kist winning meant he has the record for th longest gap between wins on the euro tour of over 7 years. Evil Charlie dumping out the Match fixer was glorious, Bellyboy going out was lovely also. I won't miss Lukeman Pikachu or Menzies either.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I watched a lot of this weeks international pairs and enjoyed it.Of course the hype was all about  player coming out of retirement playing in group  on Thursday, and comms rimmed the hole of Lewis except he was not the only player that came out of retirement that was in a team on Thursday as Dawson Murschell was another, and the funniest part was Ireland were the rank outsiders in group B and qualified with a game to spare  unlike England who despite being a ridiculous price in the bookies had to depend on results to get through and missed out. You could almost sense the resentment from comms. England in a group of 5 where 3 qualify failed to qualify, priceless. I like Beaton and Lewis but love seeing the bookies fuck up, and comms made to look like the fucking gimps they are.