KNOB OF THE WEEK

It seems like each week the commentary, or the so called experts on the panel get progressively week. Last week we had the meaningless, non ranking exbo nonsense that was the World Series finals, and throughout I like so many others was subjected to absolute nonsense throughout, being told how fat  short Josh Cock should be a contender for the PL. Seems doing well in a non ranking event matters, yet the PDC in the past have left out multiple players in the past that won proper ranking televised comps like the European championships.

The levels of bullshit spouted last weekend was off the hook.  We got hunchback MvG who was lucky to beat the Match fixer after the cheat missed a match darts, then comms told us Mv was back. Hunchback then was lucky to win his next game after Rob Cross missed multiple match darts, and again we were told a player who was lucky to win was back.  MvG only beat Humphries cos Humphries was dogshit , as Humphries himself had to survive match darts against Wade. Yes MvG played solid against a worn out obese and unfit Littler, but in a meaningless event. If MvG is truly back then he would not be ranked 100th in the race for the Players Championships final...an actual proper ranking event. Comms think if they keep on repeating the lies, bullshit and hype over and over the viewers and fans will simply just accept the bullshit.

Also in the World Series we were told by comms how Barney was "a fighter", you could not make this shit up. I am glad ITV might be done with the darts, sick of their shit comms, retarded adverts where its non stop cancer begging, some starving donkey, homeless dogs, and third world cunts looking for yet another handout, just fuck off with the emotional blackmail.
Then we had the scruffy mentally deficient hun supporting spastic Menzies who was a disgrace and averaged 66 the lowest average in the history of the event.  Clayton did his choking in the next game, as he blew it against Littler. Price then choked against Littler in the semi Do you know why Cullen laughed when he lost, or why Menzies did not give a fuck, or why Wade was not frustrated missing match darts against Humphries, or Clayton blowing multiple doubles for 5-5 in his game with Littler, or Price seemed not to be pissed off throwing it away to Littler ? because the players themselves know it is a completely meaningless event that is just filler, and does not alter their ranking money, just another glorified exbo that is worthless in the scheme of things.

 

Then we had this week speed jobber Vinny van der Voort claim “I think the youth are going to take over darts more and more, You’re going to see fewer older players who can keep going and stay competitive on the Pro Tour. They simply won’t be able to last as long.". Is this suppose to be some amazing fucking insight by the speed jobber ?  Young players will always arrive, and have their runs and 99% of all players have a short window.  Outside of Taylor and Wade how many more are there that remained in the top 16 for 2 decades ?

Vinny then said   you still see exceptions like Gary Anderson & Peter Wright who are still at the top at their age He claimed Barney is even competing at 58. Speed jobber Vinny rambling on about the players over the age of 50 somehow ignored Jonny Clayton the World #6, simply forgot about Gilding who is arguably having the best run of his career .

Then you have the players like Bunting and Wade, the world #4  & #5 who are both over 40 and climbing the rankings for the last year plus. Yes there will always be great young talent emerge, even without Littler we have Van Veen, Springer etc, year after year in the past we had the likes of Rod Harrington tell us James Hubbard or some other forgotten jobber like Arron Monk was a future world champion. Its the same year in year out, has been that way for decades and will be the same in the future, players will come and go, some will be long term cloggers, some burn bright quickly and fade as fast, its just the nature of the game.

The reason Taylor, Ando, Barney, Clayton, Wright etc can all perform over the age of 50 is because of their experience and ability. Darts is not nor ever has been a sport.  Its a game than i not physically demanding hence why out of shape older guys can dominate for so long. Mason, Mardle and the rest of the morons can repeat it ad nauseam its a sport  but if darts were truly a sport, then Taylor would not have won a world title in his 50s. Simon Whitlock would not have got to within a set of a World final whilst on fucking crutches. This is a game where Jocky Wilson, Andy Fordham, and Alun Evans all drank themselves to death, and countless others have alcohol problems like Les Wallace that almost killed him. That is not counting those fined and suspended for failing tests for cocaine, speed and other party drugs. The cheats in real sports are taking performance enhancing drugs not the ones dart players take. How many players have been banned for recreational drugs, how many appeared pissed on tv in interviews and comms have you believe its a "sport"

Have you seen the fucking state of Littler and Rock for example . How can these 2 kids allow themselves to be that obese ? They should be ashamed of themselves for allowing themselves get that fat. Credit to Krusty  who shed some weight at his age, sad state of affairs when a former potbellied man in his 50s is in better shape than some of the "kids" in the game....yes game, cos it ain't a sport.

EURO TOUR

The crowd in Hungary for this was superb, not just in terms of turnout and attendance but the behaviour of them also.  It was one of the most respectful crowds I have ever seen on the euro tour, only Gibraltar was quieter because the ones in Gibraltar were empty and had few fans. There was a few upsets, such as Gilding and Dirk going out to Dennent and Bissell, Fattimena going out to Tricole and Scot Beveridge sending the match fixer out was my favourite of the day. The best game of the round was Van Veen and Springer, with the German "wading" the Dutchman who averaged 10 points more than Springer.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I initially thought of giving it to Joe Cullen who has not won a game on tv this year, and after losing yet again Friday evening , started smiling as if this was something to be proud of. However he did win a players champs this week, even if it was a depleted field. Then I thought I would give it to Hunchback MvG, who after an early defeat in the players champs on Tuesday, got the hump...if you excuse the pun, and withdrew from the next days play, meaning he is almost 10k away from qualifying for the Players Champs Finals. Then MvG does have history of skipping events after getting early losses to jobbers the day before.  However he also won Friday night and sent a match fixing cunt out, so he gets a pass.

So this left Bellyboy, the most petulant, arrogant and petulant cunt who for well over a decade had delusions of grandeur  and minus a short 3 month period had done little in around 15 years  He did not play tonight, because he could not even fucking qualify. Tuesday and Wednesday he lost early to the same player Michael Unterbuchner, and on Thursday he entered 2 Euro Tour qualifiers and lost in both. In ETQ#13 he lost in the last 80 to Nico Springer,  and in ETQ#14 he lost in the last 40 to Patrick Geeraets. It  means Bellyboy cannot make the European Championships, and is over 10k outside the Grand Prix spots. This week has been an absolute nightmare on multiple fronts.You could have some sympathy for a player having a bad period , slipping down the rankings,  failing to make events, but not him, mainly because of his attitude and his levels of entitlement., and this might be a rude awakening.

PDC EURO TOUR - CZECH OPEN

Saw none of Fridays action, and appears I missed little of note, but did smile when I saw 3 of the most miserable cunts in the game went out first round in Barney, Woodlouse and Gurney. I wouldn't miss them, and caught Magpie's post match speech on twitter which should have woke cunts riled up. Cullen fell yet again to an early exit. Saturday, the seeds that went early included Dobey, Heta, Noppert, Chizzy
On the flip side Price, Cross, Wade, Humphries, Littler, Rock and MvG all won their games with ease over decent players. Sunday afternoon and Humphries won comfortably, as Cross went out without a whimper to the match fixer, Krusty who looks like he got "the aids" blew it against Bunting. Wade averaged 8 point less than Smudger but won a close good game. Van Veen sent Littler packing, which was another pleasing result. Gian seems to be piling on the weight and getting a fat belly as well. Price kept up his recent great record against his friend and countryman Clayton and Rock had no problem against MvG averaging in the 80s. Searle missed D12 for the 9 darter but it mattered not as Fattimena sent him out.
LAST 8: Humphries sent out the ugly match fixing cunt, Wade beat Bunting hitting 2 maximums for an 11 darter in a deciding leg. Price was averaging around 107 but missing doubles and went 5-0 down, it was over. The obese annoying prick Rock averaged 110 against Fattimena in a 6-1 win. Josh Cock acts like he won ranking majors and is a top player, his ego is as bloated as his stunted obese body. 
SEMIS: Wade averaging 105 went 3-0 down and had chances but missed crucial doubles and his game went to dogshit and Humphries cantered home 7-1 in a piss poor game. Gian stuttered in his game but went out to Rock.
FINAL: Humphries far from his best did enough to retain the title he held. Rock was far from his best too.

At the end of the event Wade, the world #5, had earned the same amount of ranking money for the year as the world #3 and world #4 combined. Only littler had earned more than Wade this year.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #26
With no Littler, Wade, Bunting, Dobey, Cross, Clayton, Rock etc many players were bumped up to seeds, not that it mattered as in the last 128 a total of 11 seeds were beaten, including MvG, Bellyboy, Searle, and Wattimena. Highest average of the round went to Dirk with a 108.78
LAST 64: Bradley Brooks averaged 111.96 dumping out Humphries. 5 other seeds went out including Menzies and Barney.
LAST 32: Out went Dirk averaging 88, out went Cullen and Woodlouse. Heta had the highest average of 104.05
LAST 16: Out went Heta, Chizzy and Schindler after missing match darts. Highest average went to the match fixing cunt with a 106.40.
LAST 8: O'connor with the highest average of the round with 104.09 beat Brooks, Gezzy dumped out the match fixing cunt, Ando beat Noppert in a last leg decider and Van Veen beat Ross Smith.
SEMIS :  O'Connor blew a big lead and lostalag leg decider to Price, whilst Van een sent Ando out with a 104.62 average.
FINAL: It was an exceptional final, Price hit 2 maximums in multiple legs and led 6-0 averaging 110, as Van Veen fought and got back to 6-5 but an 11 darter with another max saw Price break and throw for the win and with back to back maximums again took the title after multiple missed match darts and a finishing average of 109.28 and a first 9 average of 130.77, thanks in part to him hitting 13 maximums.
MVG was now 100th in the qualification for the players champs finals, a whole 9k off 64th place with events running out and in typical form for the rubber lipped mongo, he got the hump and pulled out of the following days event. I hope he misses out on the PC finals.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #27
LAST 128 : 10 seeds went out including Humphries, Heta, Ando, Aspinall, Dirk and the previous day finalist Van Veen. Highest average of the round went to Dom Taylor with a 103.11. There was 6 averages over a ton , 3 of them belonged to players that lost. Noppert hit a 9 darter again Super Mario.
LAST 64:  Bellyboy went out to Unterbuchner for the second day in a row, also out were Chizzy, Gilding, Barney, Gurney and Rydz. Highest average of the round went to Gruellich with a 108.65, which was 31 points more than his opponent Chizzy.
LAST 32: Out went Smudger, Menzies, Magpie, Fattimena, Flukeman and Zonneveld. Highest average was Smudger with a 105.84 who lost to Merkx with a 104.73.
LAST 16: The match fixing cunt was battered by Unterbuchner, and out went Schindler, Searle and Ratajski. Hurrell had the highest average of 99.71.
LAST 8: Scott Williams was the first through to the semis with a 101.94 the highest of the round, followed by Price, Noppert and Cullen.
SEMIS :  Cullen averaged 100.63in beating Williams 7-1, and Price beat Noppert 7-3 averaging 104.98
FINAL : Cullen led 6-4 but finishes of 98 and 104 saw Price break and hold for 6-6. Cullen held and then missed a match dart and Price held for a final leg. Cullen only scored 160 in his first 9 darts and Price did not really punish as Cullen hit a max and regained control and took the title.

RANKINGS

 Price's run over the 2 days saw him move above Cross and Dobey to World #7. Cullen jumped 3 spots to #27. The other main movers were Magpie up 2 to #45, Suljovic up 3 to #58

EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS

Bellyboy, Babs and Joe Cullen the top 3 seeds for ET #13 all went out in the last 80

In the following event Babs and Bellyboy went out again. Callan Rydz and Willie O'Connor did the double in qualifying or both events. 

LATEST NON RANKING MEANINGLESS SHIT

I tuned in to catch the end Cullen's game against Heta, and saw Cullen smiling as he lost again, De Decker and Clemens started brightly with Marshmallow Man missing the double for a 9 darter. Wade took on Humphries which was piss poor to begin but got better as it went on and Wade missed 2 match darts and lost in a last leg decider.
Then there was the battle of the cheaters, one a cheater on his now ex-wife, the other a match fixing cunt, thankfully it Hunchback won, the lesser of 2 evils, after that I was done and only saw the results a few minutes before typing this. The hyping during the event was nauseating, hyping possible match ups, but since we have seen the top players play each other every week in the Premier League, and repeat it over and over in multiple World Series events on top of that, the top ranked players in the world having head to head matches has lost its zest, when it has been raped to death over non ranking meaningless events.

I will watch some more of this over the weekend, but no true darts fan will see this event as anything more than an exbo 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 It truly takes some levels of audacity and ignorance, along with disregard for the intelligence of others to reach the levels of Twat Porter. Here is a guy making a handsome living of the PDC, fuelling his own ego, and feigning sympathy and care for seemingly everyone. This week the World of darts lost Jamie Harvey at the age of 70. The PDC under Twat Porter obviously pretended to give a shit, thinking people would simply swallow his latest bullshit.

If Twat Porter or the PDC really gave a damn once ...just once in over a quarter of a century, Jamie Harvey would have been put in the PDC Hall of Fame. Every single player that put their livelihood and careers on the line and even put their hands in their own pockets to create the WDC which became the PDC should be in the Hall of Fame, and should have been inducted many many years ago.

Let this sink in, Jocky Wilson was not put in the Hall of Fame, still is no in it but John Gwynne is.
Jocky who put up his own money to start what is now the PDC, where as Gwynne got paid to work in it.
Bob Anderson is not in the Hall of Fame, but Dave Clark was put in cos he got parkinsons and it ticked boxes, now we have the PDC pretending they gave one shiny shit about Jamie Harvey. The reality is everyone knows that cunt Porter has his little clique, they pick their favorites for the Hall of Fame, pick their favorites for the Premier League, and do the same in world Series events etc. He do not believe in what is right or just, let alone deserved, its all just one long pretentious act by him trying to hoodwink simpletons who will swallow any bullshit he dishes out..

R.I.P. Jamie. Let hope the R.I.P. Section on here does not need updating for a long time more.

PDC EURO TOUR - BELGIAN OPEN

 The big name players to go early Saturday included Clayton, MvG, Smudger, Cross, Krusty, Chizzy and Dobey, and with no Price, Humphries or Ando it seemed even on Saturday that the favorite Littler would be almost assured of the title.

When the overweight chav common cunt rattled in a 110 average in an awesome display against the scruffy Searle I contemplated going to the pub Sunday night instead of subjecting myself to a night of comms rimming the fat hole of the kebab guzzler in his procession to the title. first game of the Sunday evening session saw the boring cunt Woodlouse leave non checkouts like 162, 165 etc and was not sorry to see him go out even if it was to Littler's body double in Josh Cock. Watched Wade and Van Veen 2 of about 10 players I always enjoy watching. They were the only players left in the comp I gave a shiny shit about and this was a poor quality game and I was off for the night. I  was not hanging around to watch 2 miserable cunts from northern Ireland and an English fat chav batter them.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES

Despite England not good enough to qualify it did not stop comms rimming them on finals night. It was like they were suicidal fatpot was not there for finals night, and excuses were made, which was disrespectful to the teams that did qualify, comms then turned to rimming the Netherlands, fawning over them and how they were the previous champions, won group A etc, until the mouthy micks sent them packing. The Irish against Sweden in the first semi was a great watch, as was Canada and Wales in the other semi. I mean how can you not want to cheer on mad Burnett and it looked grim as Wales went 3-0 down to Canada, but came back to win to set up the final I wanted all week. The team that were the complete outsiders in the bookies on Thursday won the event. Ireland also beat England in both their meetings too, but comms failed to mention that.

In the grand scheme of things this event meant little, other than the pride of the players and a few quid they picked up, but for me as a viewer I enjoyed this more than any PDC non ranking glorified World Series event where the cream of the PDC would rape local jobbers. Not because I am Irish and Ireland won but I enjoyed even with Conor Heneghan acting like a total prick throughout.
Then I saw the line up for this week, 2 yankee jobbers, another from South Africa and a slew of players that are as shit at Q-school as Pinochio Sherrock is, lining up to stink out the ex-church in Portsmouth...no thanks.

DE DECKER
I came across an interview with Mike Decker this week where he had a pop at a cunt I had multiple dealings with myself, De Decker said
“I don’t do interviews with Dartsnieuws, nothing at all, purely because they twist everything out of context. Someone I absolutely refuse to do interviews with is Pieter Verbeek [editor of Dartsnieuws.com]. He enjoys setting people against each other. He once forwarded a screenshot of one of my tweets to a tournament director. Why? I’ve no idea. But then you just think, what on earth are we doing?”
De Decker claimed that it goes beyond sporting matters: private issues are also often dragged into the spotlight, something he clearly takes issue with.
The guy Pieter he refers to is a total cunt who once joined a darts forum, kicked up a stink, thought he deserved preferential treatment, hounded me via message for favors with posted, had no problem mocking and insulting others but when he got abuse back played the victim. Then lied how his day job boss came across posts and images mocking him even though the posts were not available as it as a private forum. He then demanded people be banned, and the owner of the forum, a bitter twisted old cunt and geriatric coffin dodger who acts like a tough man, the same man that once hid inside his own house behind his couch when Wayne Williams of the BDO, another pensioner knocked on his door. This cunt believed all Pieter's lies and bullshit, which caused over a dozen members leaving right away out of principle and the double standards. When the bulk of the forum's then top posters left, Pieter played the victim and he was soon off to another forum for attention. 

PDC EURO TOUR - CZECH OPEN

Saw none of Fridays action, and appears I missed little of note, but did smile when I saw 3 of the most miserable cunts in the game went out first round in Barney, Woodlouse and Gurney. I won't miss them this weekend and caught Magpie's post match speech on twitter which should have woke cunts riled up. Cullen fell yet again to an early exit.

Looking forward to the weekend of proper ranking darts

WORLD SERIES FINALS
The draw for this nonsense for anyone that truly gives a damn.

(1) Stephen Bunting v Danny Noppert
Krzysztof Ratajski v Josh Rock
(8) Mike De Decker v Gabriel Clemens
Damon Heta v Joe Cullen
(4) Luke Humphries v James Wade
Kevin Doets v Jermaine Wattimena
(5) Rob Cross v Haupai Puha
Wessel Nijman v Michael van Gerwen
(2) Luke Littler v Simon Whitlock
Jonny Clayton v Jason Brandon
(7) Nathan Aspinall v Dave Chisnall
Jonny Tata v Ross Smith
(3) Gerwyn Price v Danny Lauby
Cor Dekker v Raymond van Barneveld
(6) Chris Dobey v Luke Woodhouse
Cameron Menzies v Peter Wright

Lastly, I saw some stories online how Beau Greaves was being accused of being a transwoman, or in other words a man in drag. The PDC are quick to complain how this is hateful etc, to Beau who is a real biological woman. Which it is, however

THE FACT PEOPLE HAVE TO POINT OUT SHE IS ONE OF THE  REAL WOMAN, ONLY SERVES TO SHOW THAT OTHERS COMPETING IN THE WOMENS GAME  ARE INDEED MEN

You cannot be pro women and pro trans at the same time when one group is robbing from the other. 

The problem is of Twat Porters making, he is responsible for this situation to have happened.

He allowed biological men in to the Women's game and now new fans to the game hear that men in bras and lipstick can play in women's events, and will accuse the wrong players.

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Barring a 3 month period, for well over a decade and a half Bellyboy was choking cunt. I do not know if it was partially because of the rimming comms would give him or if he was always a petulant cunt with delusions of grandeur, but he became one of the most entitled cunts I ever had the misfortune to view. His sense of entitlement is off the scale.
This week in another one of his petulant sulks because he failed the World Series qualifier this fat prick with zero awareness had the ignorant audacity to say he half expected an automatic invite. The ego of this cunt. the same Bellyboy who previously claimed both Luke's failed in the World Cup because of their egos. You could not make this shit up.
The PDC gave out 4 invites, Wade who made the final of the 2 biggest majors of the year so far, Chizzy, Smudger and Noppert. Which of those 4 did Bellyboy think he should have been ahead of ? All 4 are ranked higher, done better this year and all made the Matchplay something the obese entitled Bellyboy could not do. If the PDC were to increase the number of invites, I would have many others ahead of Bellyboy, players like Schindler who is the #1 on the pro tour at the time. Bellyboy is not even in the World Grand Prix as it stands and here he is thinking he deserves some preferential treatment, what a knob.
Still a good run this weekend in the Euro Tour could have helped that, but he and his 87 lost to super mario and out he went and should fall further behind in the GP qualification list.


PC #24
No Humphries, Price, Dobey, Ando or Rock entered.
Last 128: Out went the seeds of Van Veen, Noppert, Gurney, Cullen,Pikachu, Zonneveld and Doets. Babs no longer a seed went out too. Highest average of the round went to De Decker with a 108 over Plaiser.
Last 64: Out went Heta, The Match Fixer, De Decker,Menzies, Searle, Wright, Gilding, Magpie and Barney who went out to Greaves. Highest average of the round was 106.28 by Chizzy.
Last 32: Seeds to go out were Schindler, Clayton, Wade, who missed 6 match darts, Chizzy,Joyce, Wattimena, Woodhouse and Ratajski, with Littler beating Greaves. Highest average went to Cross with 107.18
Last 16: Cross then beat Littler, and out went MvG and Bellyboy. The highest average was Scott Williams with a 105.46.
Last 8: There was only 4 seeds left in Cross, Smudger, Bunting and Dirk, as Cross lost to Bunting, Smudger beat Evil charlie, De Graaf beat Soutar and Dirk lost to williams. Cross despite losing had the highest average of 102.
Semis: De Graaf mauled Williams 7-1 and Bunting beat Smudger.
Final :Bunting led 4-1 and the obese scouse cunt must have spotted a salad as De Graaf took advantage and won 8-7. Bunting has now lost 7 out of 8 PC finals since 2024, D Graaf became the 4th consecutive first time winner.
The main movers were Price dropping 2 spots to #8, De Graaf jumping 7 places to #52 and Sedlacek moving up 4 to #76.
PC #25
Last 128: Seeds out early were Wade, Heta, Smudger, Wright, De Decker, Gilding, Bellyboy, Wattimena, Doets, Zonneveld, Pikachu, and Woodhouse. the previous day's winner De Graaf went out. Cullen had the highest average of the round with a 106.42 .
Last 64: Out went MvG, Searle, Joyce, Barney and Cullen. Highest average of the round was bunting with an 111.66.
Last 32: It was goodbye to Chizzy, Noppert, Dirk, Ratajski and Edhouse and the highest average of the round going to Clayton with a 110.80.
Last 16: Out went Cross, Menzies and gurney with Willie O'Connor hitting the highest average of 109.61 leaving 6 seeds in the last 8.
Last 8: All 4 winners averaged over 104, incredible standard. Bunting 105.67, Magpie 104.28, Schindler 104.86 and Clayton 106.64. I was delighted to see the match fixer go out. The 3 other losers were Van ven, Soutar and Sedlacek.
Semis: Clayton beat Schindler in a last leg decider, and Bunting reached another final beating Magpie in a last leg decider.
Final: Clayton averaged in the 80s for the majority of this match, and even missed darts to break for 7-7 before the scouse salad dodger fell over the line. Had claytn even played his B-ame Buning would have lost another final, but he survived. The run to the final, and with the absence of Price, clayton was now up to 6th, with Price down to 8th.

As for Hunchback MvG, who is chasing a spot in the Players Championships finals made enough money to move up to 99th place..that is not a typo.Even Darius a non tour card holder is 30 odd places higher. Currently players of note outside the top 64 include Aspinall (75th)and Babs (105th) and the player currently in 64th spot is Luke Humphries.

WORLD SERIES FINALS QUALIFIER
To further prove my point on how worthless this event is, Schindler, Joyce and Searle could not be bothered staying another day to enter this non ranking event. In fact my interest in this was not to see who qualified, but which other seeds would not qualify, and sure enough out went Van Veen, Bellyboy, Gilding, Gurney, Babs meaning the qualifiers would be prime grade A fodders in Marshmallow Clemens, Homeless looking Menzies, Woodlouse a player so dull he made Wes Newton seem charismatic, A Match fixer, Cor Dekker and Joe Cullen who cannot win games in proper ranking events.

ET QUALIFIER
The Belgian qualifier took place Thursday with the favourite being Babs van den Bergh and he went out to Ronny Huybrechts. who himself failed to qualify. However Babs and Ronny's brothers did qualify in Xanti and Kim, along with Super Mario and Schweyen.

PDC EURO TOUR
For the 14th time in his PDC career Price pulled out of the event after being scheduled to play, and currently now drops to world #9. Kist winning meant he has the record for th longest gap between wins on the euro tour of over 7 years. Evil Charlie dumping out the Match fixer was glorious, Bellyboy going out was lovely also. I won't miss Lukeman Pikachu or Menzies either.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I watched a lot of this weeks international pairs and enjoyed it.Of course the hype was all about  player coming out of retirement playing in group  on Thursday, and comms rimmed the hole of Lewis except he was not the only player that came out of retirement that was in a team on Thursday as Dawson Murschell was another, and the funniest part was Ireland were the rank outsiders in group B and qualified with a game to spare  unlike England who despite being a ridiculous price in the bookies had to depend on results to get through and missed out. You could almost sense the resentment from comms. England in a group of 5 where 3 qualify failed to qualify, priceless. I like Beaton and Lewis but love seeing the bookies fuck up, and comms made to look like the fucking gimps they are. 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Is there a more pointless event in the entire history of the PDC than the women's series ? Firstly if the main tour is open to both sexes, then why is there even a women's series then ?
Secondly if you decide that women should have more opportunities than men and d create a women's series why then allow biological males in it ?
Thirdly since the winners of the Development tour and Challenge tour  which is also open to women get tour cards then what if Greaves or Sherrock get tour cards for the main tour ? Are those tour card holders allowed enter future women's events, then why cannot other male players with tour cards enter women's events since they already allow other biological men play ?
What if Greaves and Sherrock get tour cards and opt to no longer take part in women's events due to their schedule, then the already boring and monotonous series becomes even more redundant, who is going to watch it to see a biological male run rampant beating up real women, and his closest rival a grandmother in Lisa Ashton, if you think it pointless now, wait until Greaves and Sherrock stop playing.
As it stands Greaves won another 2 events today, and is already 15 grand ahead of Sherrock in second place.Other than Greaves making good coin, the supposed benefit is they get to play in a Matchplay event which of course is suppose to be for women, but has had a male player in them.
I am sick of people go on and on about equality for women, but the PDC created an event in an already unisex code  for women, how is that not inequality towards men, then the PDC fuck the whole thing and will let men play in it if they rock up in a fucking bra and lipstick and try force this mental delusion that an obvious bloke is a woman.
This whole event is utter nonsense, and then you have a male player robbing from the women's game and when you point out these biological facts, actual facts, the he-she lovers and braindead cunts incapable of any independent thought will automatically toss around the transphobic card, like lefties throwing out the nazi and racist cards to the point it all means nothing, but only serves to show how idiotic the he-she lovers are.

Thankfully I saw none of the events, as my internet was down since yesterday, hence why the blog was late.
As for other news, had zero interest in Modus this week, but at least the PDC Players Championships returns Monday, with currently 8 players giving the event a skip including Humphries, Dobey and Josh Cock. both events will be followed on Wednesday by a qualifier for the meaningless World Series Finals.

Lastly a mention for John O'Shea who spoke about the World Masters, and with zero self awareness said of the new WDF version, “It’s nothing compared to what it was,”, While he is correct he also must remember the event he won was nothing compared to the event won by the like of Eric Bristow and Bob Anderson, in fact the year John O Shea won he was not even presented with the trophy, and he won an event that did not include the best players in the world as it had when Bristow and Anderson won it.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It seems the world Seniors of Darts is done. Whilst the initial concept was a novel idea, and the WSoD no doubt had hoped the inclusion of Phil Taylor would be enough for it to be a success, the reality is it was always doomed to failure, not solely because Phil Taylor was utter shit these days and he lacks any charm or charisma, but the false notion that the best players over the age of 50 would be playing, was a monumental lie considering the best players over 50 include Clayton, Gary Anderson, Peter Wright etc who all play in the PDC.
Even in Modus you have players like Derek Coulson who over dozens of games over multiple months has a running average well over 90.
On the flip side you have Thornton, Howson etc who won WSoD events who have never won a champion of champions in modus. A one off yearly event where selected players could be invited like they did with head shaker Barney might have worked, but holding multiple events for players simply not good enough was always doomed to failure. fuck them, even their social media accounts blocked anyone that dared criticize them,, so I wont miss it, it is just a shame the WDF does not fuck off like the WSoD and the BDO, and let Modus and the ADC do what they do, The WSoD kept flogging a dead horse and from a business prospective it was a bad business model.
Players today can play ADC, hope for invites to modus, play the Challenge tour, and those young enough can play the development tour. The game was over saturated.


I have always stated that the WDF event that they ridiculously claim to be a world championship might be of interest to some fans, and whilst not knocking the players taking part, the audacity of the WDF morons to try convince people this is a world title is simply absurd.  When Shane McGuirk won the competition last December I showed on here how the ADC Global championships was a higher standard overall, had more 90+ averages etc.
This week the WDF Champion took part in the Modus Champions week, and whilst I admit I have enjoyed a lot of it, it only served to show me not only wass the ADC a better standard than the WDF but so is Modus. Shane this week lost every game he played on Monday, and after the group was over on Wednesday finished bottom. He then got another chance in a group C which included players like a washed up Andy Hamilton, and failed to get out of the group, even if he did miss 4 match darts to get through to finals night.
When Graham Usher, Andy Hamilton, Jeff Smith, Adam Gawlas etc who were no good enough to keep their tour cards are doing better than the current WDF champion. its time the WDF stop advertising their shit title as a world title, even the ADC, the company that once under early leadership had wrestling style darts belt are sensible enough to refer to their comp as A global championship instead of calling a proper world title.
I like Shane McGuirk,  good player, put in some fantastic displays, but the reality is he was not good enough to qualify despite having multiple chances and the WDF champion was not good enough for Modus. He certainly did little on his appearances on the challenge tour also.
As for modus, as said I enjoyed what I saw of this for the most part, except when comms wank themselves blind if a player is averaging over 115 after just a leg and a half, but silence when a player averages in the 70s when a game is over which has happened, and today I caught up with Friday's afternoon session and did not bother watching the PDC highlights, as the World Series is absolute dogshit. I do not want to see Twat Porters favourite players smashing up southern hemisphere jobbers in an utterly meaningless non ranking heap of shit, let alone watch it at 8 o clock in the morning. I wont be watching tomorrow morning's final session either as means absolutely nothing, and will instead look forward to Modus Champions night.

Of course Modus next week returns to meaningless fodder as its all kids week, and along with influencer weeks, munter weeks, it is not worth watching, but their Champion of champions week is always worth a watch and the timing this week was perfect to counteract the slop the PDC offered up.




We are now less than 8 weeks from the World Grand Prix the next large proper ranking major. It was the 2023 Grand Prix where Luke Humphries who was the then World #6 put together his run of titles that saw him take the #1 spot, but on the flip side he now defends an awful lot of money. It might not be the money of the Worlds or even the Matchplay but still 120k in the Grand Prix and Littler defending fuckall we could see a new #1 before it ends, unless Humphries reaches a final at least and picks up a couple of floor titles or euro tours before then and his current form is less than a lot of players below him.
As for Price who has climbed back to #6 he defends 60k. Those on the opposite scale include Wade, Heta and Rock all defending a first round loss, MvG and Bunting defend only a second round loss. Then you have the dutch trio of Van Veen, Wattimena and the Match fixer defending nothing.
It only serves to show how amazing players like Wade, Lewis, Ando etc were to keep at the top for so long, as it seems the average peak for players seem like 5 years between the surge and decline. 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 
I see Vincent Van Der Voort getting a lot of backlash for his comments over recent weeks, but the reality is that he is paid to give his opinion, and the same people criticizing him for doing what his job as an analysist are the same woke cunts who do not criticize people like Laura Turner giving her opinion, when her standard in the game is less than a male jobbers in modus. At least the always sour looking Vinny has played in majors, had a tour card for a long long time, and actually won ranking PDC titles, all be it floor titles. I enjoy the fact he is outspoken, and his comments recently about there being no needle in the game is a valid point. What seems to have upset people was he referred to 32 Jonny Clayton's, to emphasize how dull Clayton is, and the reality is as good a player as Clayton is, as nice a guy he is suppose to be off the oche, he is boring as fuck, and that was the point Vinny was making, of course the same woke cunts always looking for something to be offended by seemed to not grasp his point.
Vinny also spoke about Bellyboy stating "Once you start slipping, it's so hard to get back", again I have no issue with this, as Vinny himself speaks from experience, and sees it all too well with his best friend in MvG.
On the oche Vinny was a miserable cunt, the Dutch version of Gurney, and whilst I may not agree with all Vinny says I am happy someone is not afraid to speak out, calls things how he sees them, and not afraid to bash the PDC. I will find a fault with Vinny this week, who had given his word to participated in this weeks modus only for him to go back on his word.
For decades I ridiculed the inbred simpletons and mushrooms that would get offended over the rightful criticisms of the BDO, now the inbred defects of today get offended by any PDC criticisms, and a lot of them are so fucking gullible they will swallow any bullshit Twat Porter offers them. There are fans out there that actually believe a non ranking , invitational exbo for friends of Twat Porter is a major, the same people obsessing about the latest non ranking invitational bullshit that is the World Series.
Each year the gap between the selected PDC players and the regional jobbers in the country they play is widening, worse this thing gets, and the only upside is at least this shit ain't ranked. some of the players in this World Series would struggle in Modus let alone compete with elite players. I saw the results in the evening and had zero intention of watching more meaningless shit.

Then you have the obese squat cunt like Josh Rock talking about selection for the Premier League and the same kool-aid drinking fuckwits calling for him to be in the 2026 PL. He is a talented player and has bright prospect, as do many others like Van Veen for example, but what has Rock actually ever done to warrant a spot ?
He has never won a ranking major...ever, in fact has never even reached the final of one. Has not ever reached the last 8 of a world championships, he has not even won what the PDC call a Premier Event. He has not even made the final of any TV event, yet other players who have won TV titles like Smudger, Gilding, De Decker and Cross were left out of the following PL. Wade another player that has performed better and far higher ranked were left out and Rock is not even in the world top 10. Currently talks of his inclusion in the PL is ridiculous. Now were he to go on and win a ranking title that would be a different argument, but presently other players should be rightly ahead of him. Then this is the logical argument, but sadly as we all know its not about titles won, as previous title winners were not included, its not about ranking as high ranked players are often left out , its all about who is in the clique and who the PDC intend of brainwashing fans in to believing is worthy. You can just picture it now, the obese Littler who is as wide as he is high, obese MvG, obese Rock etc all up on the stage, and you have morons like Stuart Pyke and Mardle tell us how the game is a sport, when the fat cunts are out of breath after a short walk on and a climb of the stairs. Then the brain dead also believe it is a sport too, as they will believe anything they are told, They are easily led, and lack any independent thought and incapable of questioning anything.

 Sadly the number of fans who will believe anything they are told is at an all time high, some even believe a mentally ill man in drag is an actual woman, and get upset that the WDF banned those sickos from playing in the womens game and stealing from them. If you are pro trans and think its ok for Men to steal from the womens game then you are a mysognist who resents real biological womens whilst pretending to have some moral highground. The inability of these dumb cunts to comprehend this is staggering.