KNOB OF THE WEEK - PDPA
What is the point of these useless shower of cunts ?
They are suppose to represent the players, all 128 of those with tour cards, seeing as all 128 are paying I believe 2% of their income to these rip off merchants. These parasitic vultures take in around quarter of a million quid ( according to the pdc prize fund) per year on the backs of the players and for what.
For example, if a player is only suspected, not charged but only suspected of Match fixing by the DRA Nazi Party, said player is banned until the outcome, what ever happened to innocent til proven guilty ? surely the PDPA should be fighting for said player until it is resolved so said player can continue trying to eek out a living which is already hard enough.
This week Glen Durrant, the latest player on the board no doubt getting a payday proudly stated in an interview the changes in the Euro tour qualification was okay by them as they listened to the arguments and of the top 16 players. What about the opinions of the other 112 tour card holders, are their opinions less because they earn less. These cunts act like they care or are some sort of trade union with the welfare of all its members at its core, but they are not a trade union, because firstly it is not optional, each player is compelled to pay these bastards , and they cannot opt out. Secondly if they cared they would have objected to the top 16 getting preferential treatment.
Can anyone ever think of one thing they have ever done of note that has actually helped players ? Seriously, if you can please inform me on twitter. If anything they pander to the top 16, whilst ripping of the players most in need of their income and help.
Between these cunts and the DRA Nazi Party is it any wonder so many players opt not to go to Q-school, and would rather play home nation qualifiers, Modus, the old farts tour, and even WDF shit. You have the PDPA parasites taking a percentage of every player, the DRA Nazi Party fleecing all the players if they even say a swear word or give a personal opinion on their own social media if these nazi cunts do not agree with it, all of this on top of the players all having to pay travel costs, taxes...well except Merv King who claimed he did not know...yeah right.
Take Gary Anderson, had he won the last Euro tour he most likely would have skipped the rest as he would have done enough to qualify for the european championships, and sure enough skips the next not because he has any premier league travel worries, but its simply not worth the hassle, travel, etc. If all the elite players acted like this how busy would the euro tour be for depleted fields
On the subject of the announcement, it was about increased prize money, as I expected, a £Im fist prize in the Worlds and increases in other events like the PL. Why would increasing the PL money put a smile on the faces of lots of people ? That is a retarded claim to make. Likewise the only cunt smiling for the million in the worlds will be the one who wins it. What I do find hypocritical is for years the very same people who would berate the BDO and then the WDF for being top heavy with its prize money, are the very same brainwashed cunts now defending the PDC and lack the self awareness to see their double standards.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #9
LAST 128: Amazingly Bellyboy, Babs and Chizzy all managed to win their first games, first time in a long while all 3 won a first round game at the same time, The biggest seeds or names to exit were Peter Wright, Searle, Gurney, Woodhouse, Cullen and Barney. O'Connor and Ratajski went out with both averaging over a ton.
LAST 64: Out went Cross, Dobey, Schindler, De Decker, Noppert, Joyce and Wattimena. Springer went out averaging almost 110 to Ando who also was close to 110.Ando in his first game averaged 115.66 and hit a nine darter.
LAST 32: Out went Littler and Clayton who both averaged 105, to White and Wade, also out were Ando, Aspinall, Bunting, Bellyboy and Edhouse
LAST 16: Out went Chizzy, Wade, Van Veen, Heta, Dirk, Puha, Bialecki and the match fixing cunt Nijman.
LAST 8: Price saw off Zonneveld, Menzies disposed of Smudger, Dolan dumped out Gilding, and Ian White added Josh Rock to his list of casualties that included Littler, Nijman and joyce, what a run from him.
SEMI FINALS : Price -v- Dolan. Price was lethal, averaged 114.36 and romped home 7 zip.
Menzies -v- White. It finished 7-3 to White, as Menzies was poor.
FINAL: As expected Price was too strong for White What a run by White though as he beat Borland, Joyce, Littler, Nijman, Rock and Menzies and got back in to the worlds top 50. It was his first final since Mach 2020, right before the governments biggest brainwashing hoax covid.
EVENT #10
LAST 128: The big names or seeds to exit quickly were Price, Clayton, Smudger, Aspinall, Chizzy, Joyce, Woodlouse and the match fixing cunt.
LAST 64: Out went Cross, Wright, Cullen, Babs, Van Veen, Dirk, Gurney, and Wattimena.
LAST 32: Board finals saw some big match ups, as Ando averaging almost 112 dumped out Wade, Barney beat Heta, Scutt beat Dobey, Bunting beat Rydz, De Decker beat Edhouse and Dennant beat Noppert also through were Bellyboy, Littler, Menzies, Rock and Schindler. Dolan who was 5-0 up on Burness blew multiple match darts and went out 6-5.
LAST 16:Schindler averaging 108 dumped out Ando, Bunting beat De Decker with an almost 112 average, also through were Bellyboy, Rock, Menzies and Littler.
LAST 8: Rock sent Schindler out as Rock averaged 110, Bellyboy beat Bunting improving his matchplay chase, Menzies beat Barney and Scott Williams beat Luke Littler.
SEMI FINALS : Menzies -v- Bellyboy. A win for Bellyboy would put him in the Matchplay places and sure enough the prancing dancing amateur dramatic posturing Jock mess looked like doing his usual choke job with his shit doubling and scoring and was soon 3-0 down. He suddenly woke up and won the next 5 legs and was now averaging almost 90 as Bellyboy went to shit and Menzies missed multiple darts for 6-3 but held for 6-4, and at 6-5 Menzies was throwing for the win and wrapped t up with a 14 darter.
Williams -v-Rock. Williams too out 100 to break Rock to level 4-4 in a tighter match, and went 5-5 and Rock broke, and threw for the win which he got.
FINAL: Menzies-v- Rock. It went 2-2, 3-3 and then Rock deservedly broke and despite Menzies having chances to break back Rock held for 5-3. Rock was scoring heavier and took out 138 to break for 6-3, but Menzies with a 170 checkout broke back. Rock with a 6th maximum broke for 7-4 and threw for the match and after hitting a 7th max wrapped up the win. The only comparison with rock and Littler is both are short fat bastards, how can a person allow themselves become that fat at that age let alone any age.
RANKINGS
The win moved Rock up 3 places to #13,moving above Wright, Noppert and Ando. Bunting swapped places with Clayton and was now #5. Menzies run saw him move up 2 spots to #37. Bellyboy is now only 2k from the Matchplay in the OoM table, he defends 15k in the Matchplay, and failure to qualify would see him drop further than his position of #18. As for Babs he is almost 33k off the Matchplay OoM for an event he also defends 15k in which would see him drop out of the worlds top 20.
EURO QUALIFIERS
EVENT #5
By the time the last 40 concluded the seeds #1,2,3,4,5,6,8 and 9 were already out. Seeds 7 and 10 made it through and eventually qualified in both Irish lads Mansell and O'connor. Magpie playing great stuff with averages of 98 and 2 averages of 107. Ian White continued his good form in qualifying beating Rydz along the way
The qualifiers included 2 Irish, 2 Dutch 2 English a German, Czech, Canadian and Northern Ireland.
EVENT #6. White hit a 9 darter in his win over Olde Kalter which I saw on darts connect and started the next leg with a max and was 4-0 up averaging 107. The seeds of Pikachu, Dolan and Williams exited in the last 80.
In the last 40 White beat the #1 seed Babs, and the #10 seed Doets went out.
In the final round O'Connor missed multiple match darts and lost to Hopp, and seed Lukeman went out
The qualifiers included 3 Germans, 2 Dutch 2 English a Pole and Northern Ireland.
The only player to qualify for both events was Nathan Rafferty
THE MONOTONOUS NON RANKING GLORIFIED EXBO ROADSHOW
Timing sure is some strange thing isn't it ? After multiple weeks where the obese cunts of Littler and MvG extend their leads over the likes of another obese cunt in Bunting most people on forums and social media instead of praising it were fed up with it and bored by the whole PL nonsense. I got more enjoyment this week from watching the euro tour qualifiers on darts connect than any night of this non ranking groundhog day shit that is the Premier League
This week the top players like Littler for example throws shit, earns zero points, goes out and loses to a player that was adrift of the top 4. Just one of those things I guess. MvG got injured, must be all that work he does in the gym, so that was another of the top 4 getting zero points. Just one of those things I guess. Bunting who did not win a game in the PL in over TEN FUCKING YEARS suddenly wins a game...just one of those things I guess.
Bunting then beats the world #1 who only averaged 87, again just one of those things I guess.
Bunting then wins a third game and wins the night, just one of those things I guess.
This made the whole group tighter and a little less predictable, which was very fortunate for the PDC wasn't it ? Just one of those things I guess.
Sky started off telling us where Bunting was in the table, which was apt as when I think of the obese scouse loving gluttonous fat mess I see him sitting AT a table stuffing that gullet of his. Cristiano Ronaldo is older than Bunting, let that visually sink in. Price got to the final playing just 8 legs, and winning six of them, despite only averaging 92, and gave Dobey chances to win multiple legs, but the Geordie could not take them. Price getting a bye and 2 points also upset a lot of people on forums which always makes me smirk and appreciate them being upset.
Willie O'Connor on Wednesday in a qualifier played 3 games, averaging 98, 107 and 107, and he earned a place in a euro tour. Bunting on Thursday played 3 games, averaging 103, 87 and 93 and he won a Premier League night.....ask yourself who was the better player on respective days who performed better ? Which was the better standard etc. Yet people would have you believe this dreary repetitive non ranking tiresome bullshit is a "Major". Get ta fuck.
There is another 7 weeks of this shit. I cannot wait for it to end. I prefer it died, but the PDC need this to earn coin of the pissed up scum in the crowds chucking piss and beer at each others whilst trying to sing about tables, chairs and idiotic football chants.
MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
So bored senseless after a pathetic night of hype, and mediocre darts I turned on Modus on youtube, and Modus called their stream "World Class". The first game of the night of this hilariously entitled World class was won with an average of 78.23. The next game won with an average of 85.56, and I was done with that shit too.......
EURO TOUR