KNOB OF THE WEEK

  In yet another quiet week due to meaningless non ranking exbo's, darts news or happenings in the game has been minimal. Last week Rob Cross won Knob of the week for losing in the first round, and he was the defending champion in that US Masters. This week in the last invitational exbo the only top player to lose was Clayton, and unlike Cross, Clayton was not a defending champion and lost to a player of higher quality than what Rob Cross lost to but seeing as it was such a quiet week, and Clayton did lose and the only top player to lose he gets Knob of the week, seeing as someone had to get it.

 

Roll on the Players Championships next Tuesday 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This goes to Rob Cross this week, who as the defending champion of the U.S. Masters, all be it a non ranking exbo, not only lost, but the world #9 lost to a player ranked #86 in the world, and was raped 6 zip to boot. Embarrassing defense of a title by Cross who averaged 89.26. 
Seeing fat Bunting go out was wonderful, sick of people sucking up to that attention whore who recently posed pretending to be asleep in bed with a trophy, what normal man would do that ? Good riddance to him and we wont have to listen to that vile scouse accent that sounds like a spaz gurgling cum whilst chewing his own fucking teeth.

A mention also for the obese waddling cunt ,the kebab guzzling entitled prick Littler who made multiple excuses for the England defeat in the world Cup , from claiming Germany had already played 2 games prior, how he hopes the venue changes due to his dislike of German crowds, which seems like sour grapes and not once mentioned his own poor performance.
He is fast becoming an overbearing prick.

Elsewhere this week the modus match fixing series was an all munter affair so obviously would not watch any of this shit, but was informed thunder thighs Turner who gives her "expertise and experience" on sky sports for the top players was winning games with averages that barely cracked 70. So what in the blue fuck can this jobber munter offer in terms of perspective to players vastly superior ? She is there for no other reason to tick boxes for soyboys, and woke cunts any wonder I and so many others mute her or any munter when they speak on sky or ITV.

A mention for that long string of misery Vincent van der Voort who complained about co Stompe for discussing MvG and his current situation. Speed jobber Vinny is a fucking retard who forgets Co Stompe is there to discuss Dutch players. As for the obese hunchback MvG who said recently the most important thing is his life are his kids. Obviously not the mother of said kids since she kicked his obese arse to the kerb, and rightfully so. I wonder will MvG tell his oldest kid that when their mother was pregnant with them the fat cunt was trying to screw a slapper from Bradford ? My only surprise was she stayed as long as she did, maybe as he made great money she hung around, but now his career is in decline she decides then to dump him,what a coincidence.
I wonder if the rubber lipped mongo does a Barney and tries find some new gold digger, get a hair transplant and job on the tour clinging to the memories of the former golden years.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

This week it goes to the fat little waddling entitled cunt Luke Littler and to a lesser extant to the English "team". I do not blame both Lukes for the ridiculous comments from the media how they were "unbeatable", Not their fault the bookies made them unworthy of backing, nor was it the fault of both Luke's you had so many others like Mardle rim the England team only for the Lukes not to perform. Dennis Priestley said in an interview “Luke Littler and Luke Humphries let their country down at the World Cup of Darts, from what we’ve heard they weren’t sitting together or practising together. He also said both Lukes did not deserve their MBE's getting them too soon.

I like Priestley and  agree that the MBE's came very early, especially when you consider how long it took Bristow to get one who was a bigger star than Littler ever was. Bristow was a household name and global star before social media was even a thing. Did both Luke's let their country down ? I think Priestley's word were a little harsh. Price mentioned how the players were not a "team" did not practice together, nor arrive together. There was most definitely an ego issue with both Lukes.

What sealed the kebab guzzling obese lazy prick winning Knob of the Weeks was his response to Priestley. This cunt made a claim that he did more in his first 12 months than Priestley.  This again showed the lack of respect, and complete ignorance by this chav cunt has for people in the game. Firstly Littler did win events in his first year, that did not exist back at the time of Priestley , and others who risked it all.. Its like comparing apples and oranges. Secondly and more importantly, this entitled waddling obese prick lacks the intelligence to comprehend were it not specifically for Priestley, and the other players who risked their careers to break away and form what it now the PDC, Littler would be still living with his mam in a council house getting out of bed at the crack of noon ,  growing fatter each day on junk food., whilst waiting for his dole.

As for Humphries he called Priestley's words "damaging" to him. What a soft beta who has his feelings hurt, go grow a set of testicles you soft pathetic cunt crying because a legend of the game, and one of the people responsible for you to be making the money you do today hurt your feelings.

Could you imagine how unbearable these 2 Luke's would have been had they won the World Cup ?, be thankful they did not. 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

EVENT #17
Last 128: Carnage for a lot of seeds as 13 of them went out, they included Chizzy, Clayton, Schindler, Ando, Searle, Gilding, Ratajski, Joyce, Cullen, Woodhouse, Edhouse, Lukeman and Zonneveld. The highest average of the round was 105.15 by Ando who lost.
Last 64: The remaining seeds were dominant in this round with only Wattimena and Pikachu exiting. Smudger had the highest average with a 102.40
Last 32: The seeds took a bashing in this round wIth Smudger, de Decker, Wright,MenzIes, Noppert, Barney and Gurney, with the highest average of the round a 105.11 for De Decker who lost.
Last 16: Out went Bunting, Josh Cock, Nijman the match fixer and O'Connor. For the third time that day the highest average of the round which was 103.28 belonged to a player that lost, this time O'Connor.
Last 8:  Heta averaged 108.94 dumping out Veenstra, Van Veen beat Tricole, Dirk walloped Bellyboy 6-1, and Dobey sent a piss poor Wade packing 6-3.
Semis: Dirk averaging 98 beat Heta 7-6 in a decent game dobey averaging 9 beat van Veen 7-5
Final : Dirk was averaging 110 after 5 legs and trailed 3-2 to Dobey's 96. A 13 darter saw Dobey go 5-3 up and now he was averaging over 101. Despite back to back maximums from Dirk, Dobey broke for 7-3, but Dirk broke and then Dobey missed match darts after hitting 2 maximums, Dirk held for 5-7 and broke again after Dobey missed a 3rd match dart, and was throwing for 7-7 which he got with a 105 checkout. Dirk left 55 after 12, but Dobey wrapped it up, Class final that had 15 maximums.


Dobey's win solidified his hold on the #7 spot, the only movers in the top 32 were Dirk and Woodlouse who swapped places with Dirk moving above to #30. Bellyboy got to within around 3k from the matchplay

EVENT #18
Last 128: The seeds that went were Price, Ando, Wright, Menzies, Dirk, Woodhouse, Joyce and the match fixing Nijman
The highest average of the round was 111.88 by Smudger.
Last 64: Out went Cullen, Bellyboy, Gilding, and Barney. De Decker hit the highest average of the round with a 106.08.
Last 32: The seeds that went out were Dobey, Schindler, Van Veen, Rock, Noppert, Gurney, Pikachu, Ratajski and Lukeman, with Searle clocking the rounds highest average of 108.97
Last 16: Out went Clayton, Wade, Smudger, Heta and Searle with 106.4 the highest average by Bunting.
Last 8: Chizzy the #1 seed beat Crabtree, Bunting beat evil Charlie in a last leg decider, Zonneveld beat Rues in a grim encounter, and Wattimena beat De Decker who lost with an average of 103.42
Semis: Bunting beat Chizzy, and Wattimenna beat zonneveld, both games going to last leg deciders.
Final: Bunting took the title averaging 104.84 winning 8-5 against Wattimena.

Wade moved above Cross to world #8 after another bit of a run, Bunting solidified his position as #4. Smudger was up to number 14 overtaking Wright. Bellyboy still remained 3250 quid outside the matchplay.He would have been worse off if Joyce did not bomb on the fist 2 days.

EVENT #19
Last 128: Out went 10 seeds, they were Chizzy, Price, Bunting, Seale, Dirk, Menzies, Noppert, Cullen, Woodlouse and Ratajski. Highest average of the round went to Gilding with a 110.38.
Last 64: The remaining seeds fared a lot better this round with only Schindler, De Decker, Pikachu and Lukeman going out.Highest average of the round was 101.91 by the match fixer.
Last 32: With more seeds facing each other, out went Dobey, Clayton, Wright, Ando, Bellyboy, Wattimena, Barney and Zonneveld. With so many tight games the highest average was only 99.66 by Gruellich who lost.
Last 16: Out went Smudger, Joyce, Gurney, O'Connor and Doets, with the match fixer posting the highest average of the round with a 104.70.
Last 8: Wade playing dog shit came from 4-0 down to Van Veen averaging over a ton to win 6 legs on the trot,The match fixer beat Soutar, Gilding sent Heta packing 6-2 and Scott williams beat Bradley Brooks by the same score.
Semis: Wade averaging 98.74 was too strong for Gildin and won 7-3. The match fixing cunt missed at least 4 match darts and out he went to Scott williams, a wonderful result.
Final: Legs went with throw until leg 6 when Wade broke for 4-2, and took out 120 for 5-2, held for 6-3 with a 10 darter.He broke for 7-3 and threw for the win, which he took, averaging 101.5 and a comp average for the entire day of around 99. It was Wade's 24th floor title if you count the old UK open qualifiers and players championships.

RANKINGS & MATCHPLAY
Wades win saw him extend his lead over Cross in the #8 spot and Heta is breathing down Cross's neck ready to overtake. Smudger moved above Wright to #14, The biggest drop was Woodlouse dropping 2 spots to #32. Outside  of the top 32. Whilst Bellyboy did win games, he did not win enough and with Joyce going further in the last event Bellyboy is now 4,250 quid outside a matchplay spot. The 2023 Matchplay was won by Aspinall so he defends 200k and a first round exit could see him drop outside the worlds top 20, Clayton defends 100k. Cullen defends 59k, from a semi and I doubt anyone believes he will go that far again. On the flip side there are a few top players like MvG, Bunting, Wade and Smudger who are only defending a first round loss and will benefit. 

EURO QUALIFIERS
The previous days finalist Williams went out early along with Babs van den Bergh, Dolan and Clemens. In the last 40 the seeds of Edhouse and Doets went.
Of the 10 qualifiers, there were 5 English, 3 Polish, A Belgian and an "Austrian.

For ET##10 the qualifiers were more evenly spread out with 3 English , 2 Germanh, and one from Sweden, Ireland, Holland, Czechia and Austria.

4 players managed to qualify for both event in Rydz, Suljovic, Lukeman and White.

 

 

 
KNOB OF THE WEEK

I have been very opinionated in my regards to the monotonous Premier League, a non ranking glorified invitational, and it months of the same match ups which makes the top players games, as good as they are in standard seem less important. I totally get it for the PDC its a cash cow  in the terms of publicity, tickets sales, media rights, but seeing both Lukes constantly playing each other it lessens the anticipation of seeing them. I also get they have to be involved, but lets be honest do we really want to see months upon months of fat Bunting and Dobey, tax dodger Cross etc ?
As for the world series, it basically the same players of the PL, even though Clayton who is not only the top Welsh player, only got 2 invites, Wade who is ranked higher than Price received zero invites to a solitary world Series, where as Price was invited to every single one. Then its always has been about financially rewarding those in Twat Porters clique.

Now we have the world Cup, another non ranking event, except this offered more, we got more unknown players, no Dobey, Bunting or Cross, and the chance to see other players in the game. What I have seen of this has been for the most part has been very enjoyable. Tonight's Knob of the Week goes to Belgium. In a shoot out for qualification Babs and the Chinese looking De Decker led 3-0 and lost 4-3 to the Phillipines who were less slanty eyed than De Decker. I wont miss Babs the pasty bloated prancing cunt.
Not everything was wonderful however, certain things irritated me, like Wayne Mardle, who I didn't think could climb any further up the hole of Paul Lim. The fawning over this geriatric was nauseating. I have seen Peter Wright get abuse for once posing in an English shirt, had graphics next to his name which showed he was an English player, I habe even spoke of it myself, but at least Wright never played for multiple countries before deciding he was Scottish. Remember Paul Lim, first played international darts for Papau New Guinea, then suddenly he was a yank and played for the USA as soon as he moved there, Then he represented Hong Kong in international darts, and now plays for Singapore, so when Mardle spouts his bullshit about national pride some cunt needs to kick this gobshite up the hole and point out if Lim had such national pride he would not have represented at least 4 different countries. Lim only cares about himself not any national pride, so fuck off with that nonsense.
On the topic of Bunting earlier, I saw a tweet where the obese attention whore was supposedly asleep in bed with his latest meaningless trophy. It was such a pretentious, fabricated craving for attention which disgusts me to have even seen, the, obese scouse git craves attention as much as calories.

OTHER SHIT

In other news both Lukes, Humphries and littler are seemingly being awarded MBE's. Good for them if you like such shit,but as an Irish republican I sooner take the Kings head of his shoulders before I would ever accept an award from that colonial prick that along with his inbred family of cunts of German extraction that has raped the working class person of the UK for generations. Deta Hedman was also "honoured" she getting an OBE which is a higher honour than what both Lukes got. What makes this good news is the fact certain people will be upset by this. One obese 4 eyed incel on a forum who had a disturbing fetish for men in drag and thinks if he repeats Noah Man Leuven is a woman over and over, he can alter the laws of biology, then the 4 eyed fat fuck who is so desperate for love of anyone would gladly accept a man fondling him and will try to convince people those mentally ill trannies are real women whilst calling a real biological woman in Deta a racist. How a black woman complaining about a man in drag is racist when its a biological issue as opposed to a racial issue seems lost on this abortion survivor. Of course this is on a forum, the tubby gluttonous mound of protoplasm would never leave his bedsit and say that in person, he is one of these armchair activists, spouting his nonsense in the hope no one sees through his pitiful loneliness, and desperation.
Seeing Deta who has been vocal in her rightful condemnation of mentally ill men robbing the biological women's game getting the higher award is a good sign, and her longevity in the game being rewarded.  Liberal fuckwits getting upset has been an added bonus.


Gary Anderson, a player not afraid of a good moan, rightly or wrongly spoke this week about the PDC in an interview with on youtube. He said
“For the European Tours, if players are entering through the qualifiers, the cost of flights, hotels, and travel adds up, It’s not cheap — and if they lose in the first or second round, they’re likely still out of pocket.". I tend to agree with Ando when you consider the 6 figures the already rich players are getting from the PL it is a valid point. The money should be spread around a little better, as it is the elite get preferential treatment in selection for the PL, world Series etc. He also said
“If you are doing that every week and you don’t have a backer or a sponsor to help you out then it is going to be hard going. You are losing money every week going to these Europeans, so I think the board should have enough money to cover their costs and put a bit to put in their bank.”

 

If there was any other news in the game,  I missed it because  I also have a social life, a family, a wife, my own house, and a fucking job, unlike some defects of  mother nature we cannot all be spending our days and nights on a forum  crying 7 days a week about trannies, darts blogs, politics we have no control over etc., though to be fair, I would imagine the vast number of my viewers comes from those who read here to complain about me, report me and then cry how my opinion does no matter whilst talking about me, proving the exact opposite for them..#

 

Enjoy the weekend folks 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK


The award goes to Rob Cross, what is it with players and their ta problems of their own making, only recently we had Merv King think we people are fucking stupid when he claimed he did not know he had to pay tax, this week Rob Cross in an article in the Sun written by Rob Maul, the journalist once threatened by Chris Mason how Cross failed to pay 450k in tax and is banned as a director for 5 years. Article  HERE

 
EURO TOUR #8 EUROPEAN DARTS OPEN.

The Saturday session saw Smudger fail to ever get going and went 4-0 down to Matt Campbell, and lose 6-2 in an upset result. Searle took on Gilding and again the seed went out as Searle lost in a last leg decider. In one leg needing 78 went 18 tops tops to bust his score. Cabbage Heta was the first seed to win beating Mansell 6-2, and Heta missing double 12 for the 9 darter in leg 3.In the 4th game another seed fell as Edhouse disposed of Noppert with a 102 average.  Next up was chizzy the reigning champion and seed and out he went too, blowing a 4-2 against Menzies and a match dart as Menzies won a last leg decider. The next seed up was Ando and he blew it against the match fixing prick Nijman and Ando became the 5th seed in 6 matches to go out. De Decker took on Joyce and for a change the seed actually won, with De Decker winning 6-3.  Last up was Gurney who averaged 107 and 100% on doubles and dumped out Van Veen, the 6th seed to go out in the session.

In the evening session Dobey missed 2 match darts and in to a last leg decider he went with Springer who missed 2 match darts to send another seed out but Dobey held and won. Wade the seed took on Wenig and Wade hitting 5 maximums did the right things at the right times and romped home 6 zip. Pilgrim missed a glorious chance for 4-0 on Wright, and was lucky to go 4-2 up an in the end lost to Wright. Wattimena who go handy draws in Home qualifiers in many events went out to Clayton. and Bellyboy was battered by Dirty Harry. Aspinall dumped out Brooks, Pikachu beat Schindler and Bunting sent Woodlouse packing.

SUNDAY
Campbell put in his best performance in besting Wade, Heta dumped out dirty Harry and Menzis disposed of Edhouse, Clayton ran amok against De Decker, Aspinall knocked out Pikachu, dobey averaged 110 in dumping out gilding who was also over a ton average. Krusty blew it against the match fixing prick Nijman, and Bunting edged past Gurney.
QUARTERS
Heta won a last leg decider against Campbell, Clayton beat Menzies in a poor gam where there was mi 80 averages, Aspinall beat Dobey in a game where bth averaged mid 90s, the Match fixer averaged a mere 89 and still beat Bunting. 
SEMIS
Heta and Clayton was a great game both averaging over 102 with Heta coming out on top 7-3, and Aspinall averaged over 103 dumping out the match fixing prick Nijman.
FINAL.
Aspinall again averaged over the ton beating Heta in a decent watch 8-6.


RANKINGS.
Aspinall's win and stop his slump in ranking events saw him move up to World #6, a jump 3 places, Heta's run o the final saw him rise 2 spots to #8 whilst Wade's loss saw him drop to #10. Cross dropped 3 spots to #9. Wattimena's  recent hammerings of home nation qualifiers saw him break in the top 32 at the expense of Ratjski. Springer's rise continued and he was up another 3 spots to #73.

Bellyboy at world #20 was over £5k form a Matchplay spot last week, and after is mauling by Dirty Harry, he is now 7k outside the Matchplay, with events running short and Edhouse 6k outside.

 LATEST GLORIFIED NON RANKING SHIT

After months of Twat Porters golden favourites  in the PL , the same crowd were amazingly invited to yet another glorified non ranking exbo and of course another payday, so there was no chance i was staying in on a friday night to watch that monotonous shit, and opted for the pub and casino, getting home around 5am, catch up with modus , wrote this and off to the cot. I went.

The Matchplay cannot come quick enough 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Peter Manley works for the PDPA,  a parasitic cancer upon players who take 2% of every penny earned by every player in the PDC, At the next worlds championships the winner alone of the event has to cough up 20k to these vulture cunts who do nothing for the players, and to make it even worse, these cunts take in tens upon tens of thousands each year on the backbone, work and sweat of the players, and its not like a trade union where it is optional. In fact in 2026 they will take in three quarters of a millions quid. Now you have that fat cunt Manley whose job in the PDPA is to listen to the complaints of the players he is paid to represent, moaning the players moan too much. That's your job you rotund parasitic cunt. The mountain of withered up protoplasm has zero self awareness to even be aware he is moaning about players moaning, the players he is being paid to represent.. His speech could have been written by Twat Porter such was the level of sucking up. 

What do the PDPA actually do ? Florian Hempel, the German tea towel wearing player summed it up this week in a podcast when he said  about the PDPA “None of us 128 Tour Card holders actually know what they do,......If Joe Cullen, who’s been in the game for 15 years, doesn’t know what they do—then I certainly don’t either.”

He followed that up with 

 “Former players who seem to have landed a post-career role, just so they don’t need to find other work. At least, that’s how it feels.Jamie Caven just sits behind a laptop typing things in. He comes around once a year to talk to us, but it’s never clear what it's about—and it’s never much.”

What Hempel said about Manley

 “Peter Manley once scolded me for posting something on Twitter that he thought was inappropriate. It was about a situation involving Mike de Decker. And I thought to myself—Peter Manley, the biggest bully darts has ever seen, is telling me what I can and can’t post online. The irony was rich,”

Hempel's comments were a follow up to Joe Cullen who did an interview about 2 weeks ago giving his opinion on the useless PDPA. As long as Manley and the rest of the parasite money grabbing useless pricks get their money eh ?  Maybe Manley will report Hempel to the DRA Nazi Party so they can rape the player of more money, seeing as they are as bad , since Manley is such a snowflake.

THE GLORIFIED INVITATION EXBO ROADSHOW FINAL.
For months upon months were were subjected to the same players over an over in a group setting for it all to come down to just one night with 3 matches. I think if you are going to run a group all year, then finals night with the top 4 players should be a one off  group where all 4 players play in the night, for example player A plays B, A plays C, A plays, D, B plays C, B plays D, and C plays D. That way to get 6 games in the final night as opposed to 3, since most PL nights had 7 matches and if one player wins all 3 he wins, if a couple of players win 2 games, then let it go down to leg difference, but having month upon month for 3 short matches only underlines how utterly meaningless the previous months were.

Last Thursday night was the first and only night of the entire PL that I watched live and in its entirety, and even with all the hype, quality averages, the huge crowd, big presentation, it still could not hide that this is all just one invitational non ranking exbo. Do not get me wrong, it was great seeing Littler not win and upset the PDC & Sky TV who were waiting to bombard social media with their usual bullshit. Price busting 100 was the start of his downfall after he was on top against Littler, whilst Humphries was doing enough to keep Stutters at bay whilst comms told us over and over how Asp is a fighter for the millionth time this year alone, as he drops down the rankings, since his performances in actual ranking events which matter more are worse than last year.
In the end even though my preferences of Humphries or Price came to fruition, it means nothing because the event meant nothing, neither does the upcoming world Series, which again is another invitational non ranking exbo for the friends of Twat Porter where more deserving players worthy of a pay day get overlooked and downright ignored. The World Cup means fuckall, again non ranking, and its a truly sad state of affairs when we enter the 6th month of the year and the only ranking televised "premier events" we got in those 6 months were the UK Open and the recently over hyped Masters which each lasted just a weekend and were no better than a euro tour. The saddest part are the complete attention whores who next November before the World champs starts, the pinnacle of the game, start their threads and posts about the 2026 PL as if it held priority over and ranking event let alone the worlds. Thank fuck its over and done for another year.

There was not a single mention that on Thursday night at the O2 in London it was also 88 years to the day of the first ever televised darts, which was back on Saturday 29 May 1937, which was shown on the BBC's London Television from Alexandra Palace, the current home of the PDC's world championships

EURO TOUR #7 DUTCH DARTS MASTERS.
The main stories on the Saturday were Dobey losing to Gurney, Dirk taking out huge finishes including a 170 against Wade, O'Connor reaching the Sunday as a replacement player, MvG withdrawing, Krusty averaging a mere 82 against the match fixing cunt Nijman. Humphries winning a last leg decider against Menzies in a game with 13 maximums and the 2 Germans of Springer and Pikachu beating Bunting and Rock.
On the Sunday, Humpries raped Bellyboy, Magpie won again making the most of his late call up, Clayton averaging just 89 somehow got past Smudger, Dirk fucked it against the Match fixer, and Germany's #1 Schindler lost out to Springer and Pikachu beat Gurney.
In the final session, Humphries beat Magpie, Clayton averaged 106 dumping Noppert averaging 107, The scruffy window cleaner jobbed to the match fixer, Springer beat Pikachu. In the semis Clayton beat Humphries in a quality affair, and was delighted to see Springer, who averaged 103 dump out the Match fixer. Sadly for Springer Clayton was too strong in the final.
Of the 46 games over a third (16)went to a last leg dicer and another 8 games went 10 legs. There were 14 averages over a ton and 11 over 99. Springer making the final made him the 7th german to reach a pro tour/ euro tour final. I was delighted no dutch cunt reached the final as the dutch crowd were a disgrace all weekend with their whistling against any player who was not Dutch.

RANKINGS.
Claytons win saw him move up to World #5. Despite Wade's loss he moved up to #8 due to those around him not defending what the had to defend. The biggest rise was Springer, who jumped 17 places to #76. Bellyboy at world #20 is now over £5k form a Matchplay spot, Edhouse over £8k outside. Ratajski just outside the places likes at £3.25k behind.


EURO TOUR #8
Out - Humphries, van Gerwen and Cross, with them being replaced by Razma, O'Connor, Campbell.
The afternoon session was fucking grim. Mansell sadly beat Magpie, Campbell averaging 82 beat Soutar in a dour match. Wattimena, Edhouse, Pilgrim and Gilding got through with ease and in the final game the match fixing cunt dumped out Dolan.
The evening session had more talking points, Cullen yet again jobbing, this time to Bradley Brooks. Dirk who got flukey last week against Wade not missing a double lost 6-1 averaging 80 to Nico Springer. Barney and Harryson was a decent watch and whilst Barney missed a slew of doubles, the Swede deserved the win. Menzies came from 4-1 down to beat Huybrechts, and Joyce was averaging over 102 and 5-1 up but mised match darts before finally falling over the line 6-3.

Springer who jumped 15 places last weekend jumped another 3 spots to #73 with his win on Friday night, with countryman Wening up to #74. Ratajski's failure to qualify saw him drop outside the world 32 and damaged his chances for the Matchplay. Barney's defeat sees him drop to the last position for a Matchplay spot and could be out of a Matchplay spot if Belly boy reaches the semi final or Edhouse reaches the final.

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

There has been 2 World Series events this year, The Bahrain Masters, and Dutch Masters. Obviously Humphries, Littler etc were invited, just as they were for other exbo events like the Premier League. 
The invites for the upcoming 3 events of the Nordic Darts Masters, US Darts Masters, and the Poland Darts Masters were released a while back, and the remaining 2 events down under in Australia and New Zealand had 6 of the 8 invitees already named.
Here is my issue, Gerwyn Price, a player I enjoy watching, has been invited to all seven events, I expect that of Humphries or Littler, but how is it fair when the world #11 gets an invite to every event, whilst players ranked higher get less invites. Even Peter Wright the world #15 got an invite in one of the events already. Yet a player like James Wade, like him or not is the world #8 and has not gotten a single invitation, whilst a player below him gets an invite to every event.
Price is not even the highest ranked player in Wales. Clayton who is performing better, got just 2 invites in the next 5 events to Price involved in every event.
The PDC do not even try to hide their favoritism for certain players and their dislike of others. Lets not forget Price has had no problem in the past skipping euro events for example to stay home and watch a rugby game, and the PDC reward him with invite after invite.Even today he withdrew from the euro tour which appears at a very late stage. How exactly can seeing the same players, week after week , month after month in the Premier League, only to see them all again in almost every World series event be special ? Even Humphries versus Littler which will always be a quality match has lost a lot of its appeal, when you can see it so often.
I expected Heta would be involved in events down under only because of his nationality, in the same way Shitlock was paraded out there as token homeboy but with the chosen clique of Twat Porter getting the reads of the Premier League, a lot more players should be given chances in the World Series events.

Watching the Euro tour today was more of a priority for me than even looking fr the results of the Premier League last night, let alone watching the PL. I did not even watch any highlights, in fact when the afternoon session in the Euro tour finished, I caught up on Modus instead,which tells you how disinterested I am the PL and the same players over and over in an event that in not even ranked, nor should it ever be. As I said last week Huybrechts stated how he thinks continuous meetings of the top players make it less special, and this week Heta echoed similar sentiments

“No I don’t watch it. I haven’t watched it this year. I see the results obviously they come up on social media all the time. But I didn’t watch it. I might have watched a few games last year. I think it’s too much. It’s the same people in the match ups and then I’m seeing them every week at darts.
I’m on the dartboard practicing when they’re playing the thing. I mean you are getting those prestigious games but all the time so you’re flooding the good darts.  
The Luke Littler vs Luke Humphries you’re going to see them twenty plus times a year probably play each other.  I’m not even sure how many times we have seen a Phil Taylor vs MvG game."

EURO TOUR
Those missing the event included #2 Littler, #6 Cross, #9 Aspinall, #11 Price and #12 Ando.
Evil Charlie never took some early chances and went out 6-1 to Pikachu who averaged 96.
Despite being 3-0 down and 5-3 down the lanky match fixing cunt Nijman got through and even survived 3 match darts, fucking sickening.
Flukeman took on Wenig, and Flukeman's solid performance and 96 average was too much for Ze German. Joyce and De Zwaan was a typical Friday afternoon slogfest, with Joyce missing 5 match darts for a 6-4 win and in the last leg De Zwaan missed 3 match darts and Joyce took the win. Super Mario averaged almost a ton over 10 legs winning 6-4 against Zonneveld in a surprisingly entertaining game. The always miserable antagonistic Belgian Orphan Huybrechts against Edhouse started with shite from Edhouse and going 3-0 down but improved and even missed a match dart for a 6-4 win,it went to a final leg and a good finish, with Edhouse upset with the crowd whistling,after missing 2 more match darts, Huybrechts needing double 10 but his score and Edhouse sealed the win. As usual Huybrechts was upset over something the moody cunt. Gilding was atrocious against Beaker from the Muppet Show. Gilding barely broke the 80 barrier for his first 9 darts for the first 4 legs.Spaaridans averaging just 92 won convincingly 6-2. The session finished with Max Jobb sending Woodlouse packing 6-3 despite averaging only 87.

Cullen and Meikle started the evening session, as Cullen missed countless doubles and was broke twice and was 3-0 down, and despite Cullen getting a break back, Meikle broke and held and went 5-1 up and broke for 6-1 win. Cullen missed 15 doubles and averaged 82. Gurney and Kuivenhoven bored me senseless and I did not care Gurney won. Then we got Mansell and sure enough it went all eleven long legs. To be fair Mansell just held for the 6 legs he had throw and was a solid display with a 94 average. Wesley Plaiser who looks like he comes from the same gene pool as hunchback MvG took on the scruffy looking Menzies. Plaiser broke for a 3-1 lead and held for 4-1, but missed 5 darts for 5-2 as Menzies broke and held for 4-4, and broke again and threw for the win, but Plaiser took out 127 on the bull for a 12 darter break, but it was in vain as he then missed 6 match darts and out went Plaiser. Next was big Boris and Van Veen, with boris on fire for a 2-0 lead but went of the boil and when he failed to hold in the 6th leg he was 4-2 down despite averaging 13 points more, Boris broke and held for 4-4, and held for 5-5, Boris broke for the win, as the dutch scum crowd again were whistling out .I was done for the night, no way was I subjecting myself to Barney against another jobber, or Fattimena against a nobody, not even dirk in between against some Scandanavian jobber was worth hanging around for.
Barney won in a last leg, Dirk averaged over a ton in a raping of a Finn and Nico Springer averaged in 3 figures in a win over Fattimena


Roll on tomorrow