KNOB OF THE WEEK

I have been very opinionated in my regards to the monotonous Premier League, a non ranking glorified invitational, and it months of the same match ups which makes the top players games, as good as they are in standard seem less important. I totally get it for the PDC its a cash cow  in the terms of publicity, tickets sales, media rights, but seeing both Lukes constantly playing each other it lessens the anticipation of seeing them. I also get they have to be involved, but lets be honest do we really want to see months upon months of fat Bunting and Dobey, tax dodger Cross etc ?
As for the world series, it basically the same players of the PL, even though Clayton who is not only the top Welsh player, only got 2 invites, Wade who is ranked higher than Price received zero invites to a solitary world Series, where as Price was invited to every single one. Then its always has been about financially rewarding those in Twat Porters clique.

Now we have the world Cup, another non ranking event, except this offered more, we got more unknown players, no Dobey, Bunting or Cross, and the chance to see other players in the game. What I have seen of this has been for the most part has been very enjoyable. Tonight's Knob of the Week goes to Belgium. In a shoot out for qualification Babs and the Chinese looking De Decker led 3-0 and lost 4-3 to the Phillipines who were less slanty eyed than De Decker. I wont miss Babs the pasty bloated prancing cunt.
Not everything was wonderful however, certain things irritated me, like Wayne Mardle, who I didn't think could climb any further up the hole of Paul Lim. The fawning over this geriatric was nauseating. I have seen Peter Wright get abuse for once posing in an English shirt, had graphics next to his name which showed he was an English player, I habe even spoke of it myself, but at least Wright never played for multiple countries before deciding he was Scottish. Remember Paul Lim, first played international darts for Papau New Guinea, then suddenly he was a yank and played for the USA as soon as he moved there, Then he represented Hong Kong in international darts, and now plays for Singapore, so when Mardle spouts his bullshit about national pride some cunt needs to kick this gobshite up the hole and point out if Lim had such national pride he would not have represented at least 4 different countries. Lim only cares about himself not any national pride, so fuck off with that nonsense.
On the topic of Bunting earlier, I saw a tweet where the obese attention whore was supposedly asleep in bed with his latest meaningless trophy. It was such a pretentious, fabricated craving for attention which disgusts me to have even seen, the, obese scouse git craves attention as much as calories.

OTHER SHIT

In other news both Lukes, Humphries and littler are seemingly being awarded MBE's. Good for them if you like such shit,but as an Irish republican I sooner take the Kings head of his shoulders before I would ever accept an award from that colonial prick that along with his inbred family of cunts of German extraction that has raped the working class person of the UK for generations. Deta Hedman was also "honoured" she getting an OBE which is a higher honour than what both Lukes got. What makes this good news is the fact certain people will be upset by this. One obese 4 eyed incel on a forum who had a disturbing fetish for men in drag and thinks if he repeats Noah Man Leuven is a woman over and over, he can alter the laws of biology, then the 4 eyed fat fuck who is so desperate for love of anyone would gladly accept a man fondling him and will try to convince people those mentally ill trannies are real women whilst calling a real biological woman in Deta a racist. How a black woman complaining about a man in drag is racist when its a biological issue as opposed to a racial issue seems lost on this abortion survivor. Of course this is on a forum, the tubby gluttonous mound of protoplasm would never leave his bedsit and say that in person, he is one of these armchair activists, spouting his nonsense in the hope no one sees through his pitiful loneliness, and desperation.
Seeing Deta who has been vocal in her rightful condemnation of mentally ill men robbing the biological women's game getting the higher award is a good sign, and her longevity in the game being rewarded.  Liberal fuckwits getting upset has been an added bonus.


Gary Anderson, a player not afraid of a good moan, rightly or wrongly spoke this week about the PDC in an interview with on youtube. He said
“For the European Tours, if players are entering through the qualifiers, the cost of flights, hotels, and travel adds up, It’s not cheap — and if they lose in the first or second round, they’re likely still out of pocket.". I tend to agree with Ando when you consider the 6 figures the already rich players are getting from the PL it is a valid point. The money should be spread around a little better, as it is the elite get preferential treatment in selection for the PL, world Series etc. He also said
“If you are doing that every week and you don’t have a backer or a sponsor to help you out then it is going to be hard going. You are losing money every week going to these Europeans, so I think the board should have enough money to cover their costs and put a bit to put in their bank.”

 

If there was any other news in the game,  I missed it because  I also have a social life, a family, a wife, my own house, and a fucking job, unlike some defects of  mother nature we cannot all be spending our days and nights on a forum  crying 7 days a week about trannies, darts blogs, politics we have no control over etc., though to be fair, I would imagine the vast number of my viewers comes from those who read here to complain about me, report me and then cry how my opinion does no matter whilst talking about me, proving the exact opposite for them..#

 

Enjoy the weekend folks 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK


The award goes to Rob Cross, what is it with players and their ta problems of their own making, only recently we had Merv King think we people are fucking stupid when he claimed he did not know he had to pay tax, this week Rob Cross in an article in the Sun written by Rob Maul, the journalist once threatened by Chris Mason how Cross failed to pay 450k in tax and is banned as a director for 5 years. Article  HERE

 
EURO TOUR #8 EUROPEAN DARTS OPEN.

The Saturday session saw Smudger fail to ever get going and went 4-0 down to Matt Campbell, and lose 6-2 in an upset result. Searle took on Gilding and again the seed went out as Searle lost in a last leg decider. In one leg needing 78 went 18 tops tops to bust his score. Cabbage Heta was the first seed to win beating Mansell 6-2, and Heta missing double 12 for the 9 darter in leg 3.In the 4th game another seed fell as Edhouse disposed of Noppert with a 102 average.  Next up was chizzy the reigning champion and seed and out he went too, blowing a 4-2 against Menzies and a match dart as Menzies won a last leg decider. The next seed up was Ando and he blew it against the match fixing prick Nijman and Ando became the 5th seed in 6 matches to go out. De Decker took on Joyce and for a change the seed actually won, with De Decker winning 6-3.  Last up was Gurney who averaged 107 and 100% on doubles and dumped out Van Veen, the 6th seed to go out in the session.

In the evening session Dobey missed 2 match darts and in to a last leg decider he went with Springer who missed 2 match darts to send another seed out but Dobey held and won. Wade the seed took on Wenig and Wade hitting 5 maximums did the right things at the right times and romped home 6 zip. Pilgrim missed a glorious chance for 4-0 on Wright, and was lucky to go 4-2 up an in the end lost to Wright. Wattimena who go handy draws in Home qualifiers in many events went out to Clayton. and Bellyboy was battered by Dirty Harry. Aspinall dumped out Brooks, Pikachu beat Schindler and Bunting sent Woodlouse packing.

SUNDAY
Campbell put in his best performance in besting Wade, Heta dumped out dirty Harry and Menzis disposed of Edhouse, Clayton ran amok against De Decker, Aspinall knocked out Pikachu, dobey averaged 110 in dumping out gilding who was also over a ton average. Krusty blew it against the match fixing prick Nijman, and Bunting edged past Gurney.
QUARTERS
Heta won a last leg decider against Campbell, Clayton beat Menzies in a poor gam where there was mi 80 averages, Aspinall beat Dobey in a game where bth averaged mid 90s, the Match fixer averaged a mere 89 and still beat Bunting. 
SEMIS
Heta and Clayton was a great game both averaging over 102 with Heta coming out on top 7-3, and Aspinall averaged over 103 dumping out the match fixing prick Nijman.
FINAL.
Aspinall again averaged over the ton beating Heta in a decent watch 8-6.


RANKINGS.
Aspinall's win and stop his slump in ranking events saw him move up to World #6, a jump 3 places, Heta's run o the final saw him rise 2 spots to #8 whilst Wade's loss saw him drop to #10. Cross dropped 3 spots to #9. Wattimena's  recent hammerings of home nation qualifiers saw him break in the top 32 at the expense of Ratjski. Springer's rise continued and he was up another 3 spots to #73.

Bellyboy at world #20 was over £5k form a Matchplay spot last week, and after is mauling by Dirty Harry, he is now 7k outside the Matchplay, with events running short and Edhouse 6k outside.

 LATEST GLORIFIED NON RANKING SHIT

After months of Twat Porters golden favourites  in the PL , the same crowd were amazingly invited to yet another glorified non ranking exbo and of course another payday, so there was no chance i was staying in on a friday night to watch that monotonous shit, and opted for the pub and casino, getting home around 5am, catch up with modus , wrote this and off to the cot. I went.

The Matchplay cannot come quick enough 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Peter Manley works for the PDPA,  a parasitic cancer upon players who take 2% of every penny earned by every player in the PDC, At the next worlds championships the winner alone of the event has to cough up 20k to these vulture cunts who do nothing for the players, and to make it even worse, these cunts take in tens upon tens of thousands each year on the backbone, work and sweat of the players, and its not like a trade union where it is optional. In fact in 2026 they will take in three quarters of a millions quid. Now you have that fat cunt Manley whose job in the PDPA is to listen to the complaints of the players he is paid to represent, moaning the players moan too much. That's your job you rotund parasitic cunt. The mountain of withered up protoplasm has zero self awareness to even be aware he is moaning about players moaning, the players he is being paid to represent.. His speech could have been written by Twat Porter such was the level of sucking up. 

What do the PDPA actually do ? Florian Hempel, the German tea towel wearing player summed it up this week in a podcast when he said  about the PDPA “None of us 128 Tour Card holders actually know what they do,......If Joe Cullen, who’s been in the game for 15 years, doesn’t know what they do—then I certainly don’t either.”

He followed that up with 

 “Former players who seem to have landed a post-career role, just so they don’t need to find other work. At least, that’s how it feels.Jamie Caven just sits behind a laptop typing things in. He comes around once a year to talk to us, but it’s never clear what it's about—and it’s never much.”

What Hempel said about Manley

 “Peter Manley once scolded me for posting something on Twitter that he thought was inappropriate. It was about a situation involving Mike de Decker. And I thought to myself—Peter Manley, the biggest bully darts has ever seen, is telling me what I can and can’t post online. The irony was rich,”

Hempel's comments were a follow up to Joe Cullen who did an interview about 2 weeks ago giving his opinion on the useless PDPA. As long as Manley and the rest of the parasite money grabbing useless pricks get their money eh ?  Maybe Manley will report Hempel to the DRA Nazi Party so they can rape the player of more money, seeing as they are as bad , since Manley is such a snowflake.

THE GLORIFIED INVITATION EXBO ROADSHOW FINAL.
For months upon months were were subjected to the same players over an over in a group setting for it all to come down to just one night with 3 matches. I think if you are going to run a group all year, then finals night with the top 4 players should be a one off  group where all 4 players play in the night, for example player A plays B, A plays C, A plays, D, B plays C, B plays D, and C plays D. That way to get 6 games in the final night as opposed to 3, since most PL nights had 7 matches and if one player wins all 3 he wins, if a couple of players win 2 games, then let it go down to leg difference, but having month upon month for 3 short matches only underlines how utterly meaningless the previous months were.

Last Thursday night was the first and only night of the entire PL that I watched live and in its entirety, and even with all the hype, quality averages, the huge crowd, big presentation, it still could not hide that this is all just one invitational non ranking exbo. Do not get me wrong, it was great seeing Littler not win and upset the PDC & Sky TV who were waiting to bombard social media with their usual bullshit. Price busting 100 was the start of his downfall after he was on top against Littler, whilst Humphries was doing enough to keep Stutters at bay whilst comms told us over and over how Asp is a fighter for the millionth time this year alone, as he drops down the rankings, since his performances in actual ranking events which matter more are worse than last year.
In the end even though my preferences of Humphries or Price came to fruition, it means nothing because the event meant nothing, neither does the upcoming world Series, which again is another invitational non ranking exbo for the friends of Twat Porter where more deserving players worthy of a pay day get overlooked and downright ignored. The World Cup means fuckall, again non ranking, and its a truly sad state of affairs when we enter the 6th month of the year and the only ranking televised "premier events" we got in those 6 months were the UK Open and the recently over hyped Masters which each lasted just a weekend and were no better than a euro tour. The saddest part are the complete attention whores who next November before the World champs starts, the pinnacle of the game, start their threads and posts about the 2026 PL as if it held priority over and ranking event let alone the worlds. Thank fuck its over and done for another year.

There was not a single mention that on Thursday night at the O2 in London it was also 88 years to the day of the first ever televised darts, which was back on Saturday 29 May 1937, which was shown on the BBC's London Television from Alexandra Palace, the current home of the PDC's world championships

EURO TOUR #7 DUTCH DARTS MASTERS.
The main stories on the Saturday were Dobey losing to Gurney, Dirk taking out huge finishes including a 170 against Wade, O'Connor reaching the Sunday as a replacement player, MvG withdrawing, Krusty averaging a mere 82 against the match fixing cunt Nijman. Humphries winning a last leg decider against Menzies in a game with 13 maximums and the 2 Germans of Springer and Pikachu beating Bunting and Rock.
On the Sunday, Humpries raped Bellyboy, Magpie won again making the most of his late call up, Clayton averaging just 89 somehow got past Smudger, Dirk fucked it against the Match fixer, and Germany's #1 Schindler lost out to Springer and Pikachu beat Gurney.
In the final session, Humphries beat Magpie, Clayton averaged 106 dumping Noppert averaging 107, The scruffy window cleaner jobbed to the match fixer, Springer beat Pikachu. In the semis Clayton beat Humphries in a quality affair, and was delighted to see Springer, who averaged 103 dump out the Match fixer. Sadly for Springer Clayton was too strong in the final.
Of the 46 games over a third (16)went to a last leg dicer and another 8 games went 10 legs. There were 14 averages over a ton and 11 over 99. Springer making the final made him the 7th german to reach a pro tour/ euro tour final. I was delighted no dutch cunt reached the final as the dutch crowd were a disgrace all weekend with their whistling against any player who was not Dutch.

RANKINGS.
Claytons win saw him move up to World #5. Despite Wade's loss he moved up to #8 due to those around him not defending what the had to defend. The biggest rise was Springer, who jumped 17 places to #76. Bellyboy at world #20 is now over £5k form a Matchplay spot, Edhouse over £8k outside. Ratajski just outside the places likes at £3.25k behind.


EURO TOUR #8
Out - Humphries, van Gerwen and Cross, with them being replaced by Razma, O'Connor, Campbell.
The afternoon session was fucking grim. Mansell sadly beat Magpie, Campbell averaging 82 beat Soutar in a dour match. Wattimena, Edhouse, Pilgrim and Gilding got through with ease and in the final game the match fixing cunt dumped out Dolan.
The evening session had more talking points, Cullen yet again jobbing, this time to Bradley Brooks. Dirk who got flukey last week against Wade not missing a double lost 6-1 averaging 80 to Nico Springer. Barney and Harryson was a decent watch and whilst Barney missed a slew of doubles, the Swede deserved the win. Menzies came from 4-1 down to beat Huybrechts, and Joyce was averaging over 102 and 5-1 up but mised match darts before finally falling over the line 6-3.

Springer who jumped 15 places last weekend jumped another 3 spots to #73 with his win on Friday night, with countryman Wening up to #74. Ratajski's failure to qualify saw him drop outside the world 32 and damaged his chances for the Matchplay. Barney's defeat sees him drop to the last position for a Matchplay spot and could be out of a Matchplay spot if Belly boy reaches the semi final or Edhouse reaches the final.

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

There has been 2 World Series events this year, The Bahrain Masters, and Dutch Masters. Obviously Humphries, Littler etc were invited, just as they were for other exbo events like the Premier League. 
The invites for the upcoming 3 events of the Nordic Darts Masters, US Darts Masters, and the Poland Darts Masters were released a while back, and the remaining 2 events down under in Australia and New Zealand had 6 of the 8 invitees already named.
Here is my issue, Gerwyn Price, a player I enjoy watching, has been invited to all seven events, I expect that of Humphries or Littler, but how is it fair when the world #11 gets an invite to every event, whilst players ranked higher get less invites. Even Peter Wright the world #15 got an invite in one of the events already. Yet a player like James Wade, like him or not is the world #8 and has not gotten a single invitation, whilst a player below him gets an invite to every event.
Price is not even the highest ranked player in Wales. Clayton who is performing better, got just 2 invites in the next 5 events to Price involved in every event.
The PDC do not even try to hide their favoritism for certain players and their dislike of others. Lets not forget Price has had no problem in the past skipping euro events for example to stay home and watch a rugby game, and the PDC reward him with invite after invite.Even today he withdrew from the euro tour which appears at a very late stage. How exactly can seeing the same players, week after week , month after month in the Premier League, only to see them all again in almost every World series event be special ? Even Humphries versus Littler which will always be a quality match has lost a lot of its appeal, when you can see it so often.
I expected Heta would be involved in events down under only because of his nationality, in the same way Shitlock was paraded out there as token homeboy but with the chosen clique of Twat Porter getting the reads of the Premier League, a lot more players should be given chances in the World Series events.

Watching the Euro tour today was more of a priority for me than even looking fr the results of the Premier League last night, let alone watching the PL. I did not even watch any highlights, in fact when the afternoon session in the Euro tour finished, I caught up on Modus instead,which tells you how disinterested I am the PL and the same players over and over in an event that in not even ranked, nor should it ever be. As I said last week Huybrechts stated how he thinks continuous meetings of the top players make it less special, and this week Heta echoed similar sentiments

“No I don’t watch it. I haven’t watched it this year. I see the results obviously they come up on social media all the time. But I didn’t watch it. I might have watched a few games last year. I think it’s too much. It’s the same people in the match ups and then I’m seeing them every week at darts.
I’m on the dartboard practicing when they’re playing the thing. I mean you are getting those prestigious games but all the time so you’re flooding the good darts.  
The Luke Littler vs Luke Humphries you’re going to see them twenty plus times a year probably play each other.  I’m not even sure how many times we have seen a Phil Taylor vs MvG game."

EURO TOUR
Those missing the event included #2 Littler, #6 Cross, #9 Aspinall, #11 Price and #12 Ando.
Evil Charlie never took some early chances and went out 6-1 to Pikachu who averaged 96.
Despite being 3-0 down and 5-3 down the lanky match fixing cunt Nijman got through and even survived 3 match darts, fucking sickening.
Flukeman took on Wenig, and Flukeman's solid performance and 96 average was too much for Ze German. Joyce and De Zwaan was a typical Friday afternoon slogfest, with Joyce missing 5 match darts for a 6-4 win and in the last leg De Zwaan missed 3 match darts and Joyce took the win. Super Mario averaged almost a ton over 10 legs winning 6-4 against Zonneveld in a surprisingly entertaining game. The always miserable antagonistic Belgian Orphan Huybrechts against Edhouse started with shite from Edhouse and going 3-0 down but improved and even missed a match dart for a 6-4 win,it went to a final leg and a good finish, with Edhouse upset with the crowd whistling,after missing 2 more match darts, Huybrechts needing double 10 but his score and Edhouse sealed the win. As usual Huybrechts was upset over something the moody cunt. Gilding was atrocious against Beaker from the Muppet Show. Gilding barely broke the 80 barrier for his first 9 darts for the first 4 legs.Spaaridans averaging just 92 won convincingly 6-2. The session finished with Max Jobb sending Woodlouse packing 6-3 despite averaging only 87.

Cullen and Meikle started the evening session, as Cullen missed countless doubles and was broke twice and was 3-0 down, and despite Cullen getting a break back, Meikle broke and held and went 5-1 up and broke for 6-1 win. Cullen missed 15 doubles and averaged 82. Gurney and Kuivenhoven bored me senseless and I did not care Gurney won. Then we got Mansell and sure enough it went all eleven long legs. To be fair Mansell just held for the 6 legs he had throw and was a solid display with a 94 average. Wesley Plaiser who looks like he comes from the same gene pool as hunchback MvG took on the scruffy looking Menzies. Plaiser broke for a 3-1 lead and held for 4-1, but missed 5 darts for 5-2 as Menzies broke and held for 4-4, and broke again and threw for the win, but Plaiser took out 127 on the bull for a 12 darter break, but it was in vain as he then missed 6 match darts and out went Plaiser. Next was big Boris and Van Veen, with boris on fire for a 2-0 lead but went of the boil and when he failed to hold in the 6th leg he was 4-2 down despite averaging 13 points more, Boris broke and held for 4-4, and held for 5-5, Boris broke for the win, as the dutch scum crowd again were whistling out .I was done for the night, no way was I subjecting myself to Barney against another jobber, or Fattimena against a nobody, not even dirk in between against some Scandanavian jobber was worth hanging around for.
Barney won in a last leg, Dirk averaged over a ton in a raping of a Finn and Nico Springer averaged in 3 figures in a win over Fattimena


Roll on tomorrow

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

 It seems the events the PDC have taken off ITV according to rumours circulating that the events will most likely end up on channel 5, and if true this is a backward step, as the other channels of channel 5 are not High Definition, and channel 5 have even longer adverts than ITV and in the past after lengthy ad breaks  whilst showing snooker, often returned and missed the start of frames, the idea of missing large amounts of darts can not be a good thing.

The premier league this week was given a miss, and read there was a 9 darter by Price, and Aspinall won the night and put himself in the qualifying spot at the expense of MvG. I will only watch this boring meaningless glorified exbo on the final night.  Kim Huybrects in an interview this week spoke about the PL and according to the article: 

During his time in the Premier League, the format required each player to contest one match per night. Huybrechts admitted he is not a fan of the current system. "I don’t really like this format — it’s lost some of its charm compared to before. Who wants to watch the twentieth meeting between Luke Littler and Michael van Gerwen in just half a year? Back then, it was one blockbuster like Phil Taylor versus Raymond van Barneveld — that was something you’d switch your TV on for. Now, I don’t watch much when I’m home. I see these guys more often than I see my own family," he said with a smile.

DEVELOPMENT TOUR
EVENT #13
Greaves went out to Cam Crabtree in the last 8, with Cam Crabtree winning the event,as was now in third place just 25 quid behind Owen Bates who was around 2200 behind Beau.
EVENT #14
Bates went in the last 128, Greaves went out in the last 64, whilst Crabtree went out in the last 32. Greaves was still top 2150 quid clear. Van den Velde won the event and moved up to 4th.
EVENT #15
Crabtree beat Greaves in the last 8 averaging almost 100, and then went on to win the event beating Jenson Walker.He moved to 150 quid of top spot. Greaves and Crabtree were opening a huge gap over third place of over 2 and a half grand with the top 2 getting a tourcard.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #14
MvG was the only  PL player to participate.
Got home Monday from work at half 6 so missed all the darts so only saw the results.
LAST 128: The seeds exiting included Mvg (thanks for coming) Wright, Heta, Edhouse and the match fixing prick. The highest average of the round was 108.62 by James Wade...that's not a typo.
LAST 64: Out went Searle, Wade, Barney, Woodlouse, Doets, Soutar and Clemens. The highest average 108.16 by Chizzy.Woodlouse hit a 9 darter against Dragt, and Chizzy hit one against Darius. 
LAST 32: Schindler, Dirk, Bellyboy, Magpie, Lukeman and Pikachu went, and highest average of the round was 107.17 by Ando.
LAST 16: Out went Ando, Fattimena, Cullen, Joyce, Zonneveld and Rydz, with Ratajski hitting the highest average of 102.48
LAST 8: Smudger, Van Veen, De Decker and Dom Taylor exited, highest average was Chizzy 104.28.
SEMIS: #28 seed Ratajski beat Scott Williams and Chizzy dumped out Noppert in a last leg decider
FINAL: It was Ratajski that took the win over Chizzy with a score of 8-4. Amazing result when you consider prior to his victory he lost first round in the last 7 consecutive floor champs

EVENT #15
LAST 128: Seeds leaving early were Wade, Heta, Bellyboy, De Decker, Joyce, Gilding, Edhouse, Rydz, Magpie and the match fixing cunt. Highest average was 106.47 by Fattimena. Smudger hit a 9 darter.
LAST 64: Out went Wright, Ratajski, Zonneveld, Soutar, Lukeman and Dom Taylor.Highest average was 107.53 by Dirk.
LAST 32: This saw the exit of Chizzy, Van Veen, Cullen, Wattimena, Pikachu and Razma. Ando had the highest average of the round with an 111.43.
LAST 16: Schindler, Searle, Ando and Barney were the seeds to go, and the highest average only 99.56 by Woodlouse. Smudger hit his second 9 darter of the day.
LAST 8: Smudger walloped Noppert 6 zip, and the highest average of the round with 98.02. Clemens beat Doets, Woodlouse beat Evans, and Dolan dumped out Dirk.
SEMIS : Smudger again failed to drop a leg as he trounced Woodlouse 7-0 averaging 105.21. Dolan averaging 93.80 beat Clemens 7-5. Clemens averaged 99.81 in the defeat.
FINAL: Smudger followed up his 6-0 win in the quarters, 7-0 in the semis, and 8-0 in the final, and counting the last 3 legs he won against Landman in the last 16, he made it 24 consecutive legs, to go with 2 nine darters earlier in the day. His average in the final was 104.56.


RANKINGS
Smudger's win moved him up 3 places to world #14 and is currently a seed in the Matchplay. Wright dropped 3 places to world #16. Despite only only 1 win over the 2 day Wade moved up to #9, with Stutters Aspinall dropping to #10. Ratajski moved up 2 spots to #31. Bellyboy is now 6k outside a Matchplay spot, with Ratajski climbing to be in the last qualifying spot currently. 

EURO QUALIFIERS
EVENT #7
The 10 qualifiers included 3 Germans, Hopp Wenig and Springer, 2 Belgians in super Mario and Huybrechts, 2 Dutch in Kuivenhoven and Plaiser, along with Meikle, Mansell and Evil charie.

EVENT #8
Of the 10 players that qualified for event 7, only 4 managed to do the double, those being Huybrechts, Mansell, Srpinger and Wenig. The other six qualifiers were, Dolan, Veenstra, Brooks, Pilgrim, Evans and Soutar.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I totally enjoyed the International Pairs finals night, and it even made me look forward to the PDC World Cup.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Stutters Aspinall made a dick yet again of himself this week whilst speaking of referee Franz Engener. He said on talk sport “He was shouting and I was like, ‘I actually don’t think I could play if he was reffing. Nothing against the guy. I just don’t like the call so I hope he doesn’t like my games. Don’t sack him. It’s not for me.”
Then why say shit like that, does this cunt think his PL status is so important he can dictate PDC policy on referee selection ? The statement made him look like a complete spaz.   He looks like a chav tracksuit wearing asbo carrying council house scumbag, but aged quicker due to bad diet, lines of Bolivian marching powder  and probably walks like a pigeon  with left leg and right shoulder. I hope he now misses out for the 4th spot n the glorified roadshow exbo on Thursday nights, and MvG gets in if only to be the whipping boy.

DEVELOPMENT TOUR

This takes place this weekend 

EVENT #11 : Greaves went out in the last 128, with Cam Crabtree winning 8 games to win the event, averaging over 90 in 4 of the games. Greaves was still top with a 2k lead on second place.

EVENT #12 : Greaves survived darts in the last 128, whilst Crabtree went out in the last 128. Greaves went out in the semi finals to Barkhausen who went on to win the event and took him in to the top 5 and with Bates reaching the final he closed the gap at the top to just 1750 quid.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
This returns on Monday from Germany and as it stands 7 of the PL exbo players are giving it a skip, those missing will be Gerwyn Price, Nathan Aspinall, Stephen Bunting, Rob Cross, Chris Dobey, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, Jonny Clayton, Daryl Gurney,Cameron Menzies, Haupai Puha, Josh Rock, Dimitri Van den Bergh, Jules van Dongen, & Tim Wolters. Hunchback MvG the only PL entrant., then the other 7 missing are all UK players.

MATCHROOM DEAL
Matchroom media will be taking over from ITV from 2026. It appears all production will be done by Matchroom and then sold on to whatever broadcasters. I am not sure how it works but take PDC TV, these geographical morons think for some reason Ireland is in the UK, and any subscriber to PDC tv from the UK and Ireland, along with Holland do not get any premier events on PDC tv. Sky is easily available in Ireland but ITV a free to air TV channel in the UK is not as easy to get as it once was in Ireland so this new change might actually be a blessing for those previously having trouble getting ITV without an illegal stream. I also suspect the price of PDC darts will increase in accordance, but we will have to wait and see. The flip side is the huge UK market for darts wont welcome losing darts on ITV and missing the lovely Jacqui Oatley. It seems the largest events like those on Sky will still be produced by Sky, According to a quote some of them will still be free to air some wont, so technically some previous free to air ones from ITV will be behind some sort of paywall. Of course in typical corporate speak the PDC had this quote “We need to be more encouraging to the younger market, which involves talking to them in the language that they understand and the medium that they understand" which translated means we are aiming towards the younger people with more disposable income who we can charge more. It is not about anything other than money, and that is understandable, it is a business, but when they spout shite to try hide the blatantly obvious it makes them look worse.On the bright side, maybe we wont have to hear Pyke and Rawling again, and we can hope Nicholson will be an infuriating thing of the past.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I watched some of this weeks action in the international pair and was enjoyable, Scotland were 100/1 to win the group and then won 9 games straight to win group. Wales were 8 points clear at one point on the final day of group A and blew it finishing third. In group C Belgium were bottom of the table, and qualified missing out on top spot by just legs won, they beat Northern Ireland in a winner takes all match  which included a 170 checkout with Northern Ireland on a finish to qualify, then Belgium won the decider and Neil Duff in typical fashion acted like a sour prick and complained after the defeat trying to insinuate Belgium did something wrong, good fucking riddance. In Group B Wales finally managed to get the job done and qualified along with Republic of  Ireland and the Netherlands who got through on leg difference on Germany. This Saturday nights finals be worth a watch on Sunday morning 

EURO TOUR

SATURDAY The session started well with Noppert sending the match fixing cunt nijman out 6-5, after coming from 2-0 down and 5-3 down which included a 135 ut with the cheat waiting on a finish. Cabbage Heta never really got going as he lost 6-2 to Martin Lukeman, Bellyboy came from 3-0 and 5-2 down to beat German Klose, and then proceeded to act like the fat prick he is.

Gary Anderson and Van Veen was a quality affair with Van veen taking a 142 to break in leg one after misses by Gary, Gando averaging 113, got back to 3-3, then Ando missed darts at a double and Van veen broke again with another ton plus checkout. Ando was 5-4 down despite 9 maximums , but broke and held in a lat leg decider, a quality match. I did not watch Dobey and Woodlouse, and the stats say the standard was pretTy good, but they are 2 boring fuckers, when I got back stutters Aspinall was 5-1 down to Zonneveld and the only leg stutters on was in 20 darts. Zonneveld won 6-2. De Decker scored well at the start but missed 8 doubles and was 3-0 down to Rob Cross who missed a rake of doubles himself. The next 5 legs went with throw and Cross missed 4 match darts for 6-2, but Cross held and won 6-3. Smudger beat Chizzy for the 5th time in a row. Chizzy had chances but crumbled at the end of legs and when Smudger broke him it was as good as over.
Cullen started well, and Wade was lucky to be 2-2, then Wade broke for 3-2 and held for 4-2 as Cullen's game dropped, but woke up again, but missed 4 darts to break and Wade held for 5-3, but Cullen took out 97 to hold, but Wade took the win with his 3rd match dart. Clayton, with his walk on tune I hate took on Gilding. After 2 break and holds it was 2-2, and Clayton should have broke but was 3-3, then 4-4,then Gilding hit 2 maximums to leave 41 but missed doubles to break and Clayton took out 160 to hold, and then missed a match dart before Gilding held and in to a last leg and Gilding better scoring saw him break for the win. Then we got Price and Barney and Barney broke for 3-1, Price got back to 3-3 and the head shaking was in full flow, then 4-4 after Price missed a dart to break, but Price broke for 5-4, and Price missed a match dart and Barney broke back and threw for the win and wrapped it up. Leon Weber started great against Wright and was 2-2 with Wright, but Wright quality showed as it went on ad wrapped it up 6-4. Dirk took on MvG, and Hunchback broke in leg 1 after dirk missed multiple doubles, but broke back and broke again for a 4-2 lead and held for 5-2, MvG held with Dirk waiting on a double but on throw Dirk sealed the win with a 101 average. Humphries came out flying and went 3-0 up on Scutt. Connor then took a leg before Humphries took the next 3 for a 6-1 win. Then it was Josh Cock and the German spacehopper. Schindler missed darts to hold and Rock broke and held for a 3-1 lead. Schindler held twice to trail 4-3, then broke and held to lead 5-4, and with rock throwing Schindler broke gain for the win. Menzies broke ealy against Bunting to lead 3-1, and 4-2, and then broke Bunting and threw for a 6-2 win. 

SUNDAY AFTERNOON Lukeman took on Barney and scored well but got broken twice and was 5-1 down with Barney throwing for the win,. Lukeman won the next 4 and in the final leg Barney missed a match dart and Lukeman took out 94, and the sour miserable Barney looked dejected. Cross went 2-1, but averaging 85 could not live with Ando and lost 6-3.Ando followed two 11 darters with a29 darter after 10 missed match darts, Cross was abysmal.  Wade broke Zonneveld twice and led 4-0, It was not that Wade was great, but Zonneveld was shit and the standard got worse as Wade cruised along to win 6-2. Wade taking out 120 for a 15 dart leg was the highlight and his best leg, thats how grim it was. Dirks recent power scoring continued against Schindler where he averaged 111 and hit 6 maximums, Schindler battled and did well just to get the 2 legs he did. Wright took on Menzies, taking out 115 to hold in leg 1, as the legs went on throw and in to a last leg decider, and that too went on throw as Menzies failed to take out 107, missing a match dart and Wright took the win. Gilding and Noppert was quality, with Gilding winning with a 110 average  including 5 maximums and 2 twelve darters, Noppert averaging 104 was second best. Smudger averaged slighly higher than Woodlouse but lost 6-3. Smudger waiting on a double for 2-0, Woodlouse took out 132, and then broke and held for 3-1 and smudger was chasing but to no avail.It was a decent quality, but Woodlouse bores me senseless. Last up was Humphries against Bellyboy, and it was the best I have seen the fat petulant cunt play in a long time as he averaged 106. a 12 darter and 10 darter put him 3-1 up. Humphries hit a two 12 darters and a 13 darter to level the game 5-5 but Bellyboy with the darts took the win

SUNDAY NIGHT
Lukeman -v- Ando : I did not expect ukeman to live with the scoring of Ando, but this was poor from both and at 2-2 both averaging in the mid 80s and both missing chances to break. Ando started to wake up and broke for 4-2, but Lukeman broke back and held 4-4. Ando held with a 24 darter,and Ando had the darts in a last leg decider and won the game with an 87 average. It was a dire slog.
Wade -v- Dirk : Wade on his entrance did a salute which snowflakes claimed was a nazi one, never ceases to amaze me how some people are actively looking to get offended on behalf of others, usually white middle class beta soyboys. As like Ando, Dirk was scoring like a lunatic recently and did not expect Wade to live with that. Wade broke in leg 3 and held for 3-1 averaging over 101. Then Wade went to shit scoring 120 in 9 darts, as Dirk took out the 170 and went on a blitz and went 4-3 up,averaging well over a ton. Dirk broke with another ton plus checkout and threw for the win, but Wade broke back, and then held for a last leg decider. Wade missed a match dart on 112, and Dirk then missed 3 match darts, and Wade returned and blew 3 match darts and dirk sealed the win. Wade will be sick.
Wright -v- Gilding : Despite only 3 point difference in the averages, Gilding went 4-0 up on Wright. Even with 7 perfect darts, Wright failed to break and Gilding went 5-0 up. Krusty held to get a leg before Gilding threw for the win and whilst both players hit a max, Gilding took out 96 for the win
Woodlouse -v- Bellyboy : I missed most of this and returned to see Bellyboy break to go 5-4 up and comms said Dull woodlouse missed a rake of doubles. I dont like woordlouse, but Bellyboy winning put the fat petulant cunt in the Matchplay spots. Bellyboy missed a match dart and woodlouse broke, and into a decider and Woodlouse won, and Bellyboy did a Barney sulking impression, I laughed like a cunt at that.
Ando -v- Dirk : This promised much but was oe sided as Ando averaging over 105 gave Dirk few chances and dirk never got his scoring going
Gilding -v- Woodlouse: This was another one sided affair, the highlight being a 160 checkout from gilding. The only other good thing was the result, and was delighted for Gilding.
Ando -v- Gilding : As fantastic as rhis euro tour was, it was also one of the worst comps I have ever seen for finishing, and Gilding missed multiple doubles and paid the price as he went 3-0 down averaging 74. Gilding started the next leg with 5 trebles and missed multiple darts at a double and Ando took out 141 for 4-0  and went 5-0 with an 84 out on the bull and with Gilding averaging 81, Ando broke for 6-0 and this was a rout. Gilding missed 3 more doubles to break and it was 7-0. Ando then took out 85 in 2 to wrap up an 8-0 win, and possibly the last time we see Ando on the euro tour.

RANKINGS

Ando's win saw him move up to world #15 jumping ahead of the bloated Josh Rock. De Decker moved above Babs van den Bergh and became the Belgian #1. Bellyboy's defear means he is still £3k outside the Matchplay spots, while Edhouse is £4.5 behind. Gilding was now over £14k inside the Matchplay spot.

CHALLENGE TOUR
EVENT #13: The last 256 saw King, DeZwaan, Waite, Scot Taylor, Hamilton, Steve West and Osbourne exit, Van Schie and Darius the league leader went out in the last 128. Greaves, Hendo and Danny Jansen went in the last 64. Shame McGuirk and Muelenkamp went in the last 32. Evetts went out in the semis and the event won by Van Trijp.
EVENT #14 : Merv King and Beau Greaves both lost 5-0 in the lst 256. Evetts in 2nd spot lost in the last 32 as did the days earier winner Van Trijp, as Darius, Belmont in 1st and 3rd continued. Greaves in the last 10 events sipped 5 of them and in the other 5 made just 650 quid. In the last 8 Darius, McGuirk, Martin and Muelenkamp  went out. Bellmont beat Tweddell and Keegan Brown beat Shaun Carroll. In the final Bellmont beat Keegan Brown and moved him up to second above Evetts.
EVENT #15 : Ted Evetts went out in the last 256, and Darius went in the last 128, other top 10 players to go in the last 128 were Graham Hall and Bellmont. Greaves then went in the last 64 along with Hendo, Perez, and Harryson. In the last 8 Merv King beat McGuirk and Osbourne beat West. In the semis Tweddell beat Osbourne and King beat Nathan Girvan, with Tweddell beating King in the final. King's run saw him move to 4th above Greaves, whilst Tweddell moved up to 6th. Darius , Belmont and Evetts made up the top 3

 

Anyhow, enjoy your weekend folks, am off to continue watching the CDC darts, where Stowe Buntz, Gary Mawson and Jim Long are already out, whilst in to the last 8 were  John Part, Alex Spellman, David Cameron, and Adam Sevada

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Yet again the Modus Match fixing Series was the place where another cunt was caught for match fixing, this time Andy Jenkins, who got an 11 year ban, which should have been for life. Scooty eyed cunt fixed a dozen matches they are aware of over a 16 month period. As usual modus issued they statement which means fuck all. Scumbag cheat denied match fixing but did admit to placing 88 bets which he was not allowed to do, whick made up a year of the 11 year suspension

This scooty eyed halfwit scumbag has a history of being a cunt, I recall, a story of how got his wonky eye from trying to be a hardman at football hooliganism.  He loves running his vile mouth too.
Back in 2008 at a pro tour event in Germany  he decided he would act the prick with Mick McGowan, who is a gentleman, when Mick was not rising to his taunts he publicly started insulting Mick's wife,  a mistake when dealing with an Irishman, let alone those volatile  red heads. Whilst a gentleman Mick was not going to be treated like shit. Mick squared up, and  laid waste to the cunt, so much so it took 4 players to drag Mick of him as scooty eye lay on the tarmac outside the venue, and thankfully Mick did not kill the cunt as he did not deserve to be prosecuted for giving that prick what he had coming.
The DRA then suspended Jenkins, and Mick was not charged as they were aware of Scooty eye being the aggressor and instigator. Typical of Jenkins he tried to play the victim, even thought he started it Jenkins said at the time.

"I had an altercation with a certain darts player in Germany last November and one thing led to another and I have been banned. There was a bit of banter which went a little too far and he did not take it. He hit me and I hit him and that was it."

Since when is insulting a man's wife to his face "banter" ? A couple of days later Jenkins appeared on TV and his bust up black eye and bruises were visible on screen and of course comms never mentioned a thing. Continuing to play the victim the scooty eyed degenerate match fixing prick stated
"Because I am Andy Jenkins and a naughty boy and he is not a naughty boy I have been used as a patsy,".

Typical scumbag behaviour, always blame someone else for your own actions. Cunt claiming he is a naughty boy , is that code for scumbag?. Good riddance to the cunt. The PDC, DRA, Modus, WDF etc all need to make a statement to say anyone else caught match fixing or breaking clear rules will get a lifetime ban.

How many of these cheating match fixing cunt took part in modus ?
Wessel Nijman
Kyle McKinstry
Prakash Jiwa
Leighton Bennett
Jack Main
Gilbert Ulang
David Platt
Steve MacArthur

and nothing will convince me otherwise that the spineless parasite Adams and Barney were not involved in suspect games.

As for  the Modus offering this week, it was Munter week, and I would rather shit in my hands and clap before I watch it. 

 

EURO TOUR- GRAND PRIX

Missed most of the afternoon session as it was glorious outside, and just a well as it was a grim session looking at the stats. Lukeman beat Pratnemer as Pratnemer missed 11 doubles, Menzies missed 15 doubles and still won 6-2 against Unterbuchner, The match fixing cunt nijman beat Brooks, with Brooks having darts for the first 4 legs and between them missed 41 doubles, Van Veen beat Rafferty and they missed 18 doubles, Scutt beat Edhouse and they missed 26 doubles between them, Engstrom scored brilliantly against Woodlouse but he lost after he missed 20 darts at a double. It was atrocious finishing all day. German Leon Weber then produced the upset beating lazy Joyce 6-3 which included a 156 checkout.

Daniel Klose made it another German through as he dumped out Fattimena who missed 14 doubles. Searle missed 16 doubles in his battering by Zonneveld. Cullen averaging almost 94 beat the german Erba 6-0. The next German was former PDC golden boy Max Hopp taking on Mike De Decker. The Belgian was shit on doubles and was soon 3-0 down averaging 78.He added just 8 points to his average and won the next 4 legs as Max Jobb went to shit. Despite 19 missed doubles and a shit average of 86, de Decker the new Belgian #1 got the job done. Barney and Rataski was the net boring game. The dutch cunt is so fucking miserable he would depress viewers with his sour face and head shaking.They missed 24 doubles, and despite Barney winning he still was miserable. I wish the cunt stay retired. He sickens me. Clemens played ok, but Gilding was vastly better and a 10 darter put him 5-2 up, then Clemens upped it and we had the best game of the comp so far. It had 11 maximums and went to a last leg decider where Clemens missed a match dart before Gilding sealed it and an average of over 100. Schindler missed darts for 2-0 against Callan Wygz, as the legs went with throw, and with Schindler 4-3 up he broke and threw for the win. Smudger against Krohne was next, and Smudger averaging 116 went 2-0 up, 4-0 averaging 111, and won 6-0 averaging over 108. Krohne played well and had an average of almost 97. Last up was Magpie against Dirk and Magpie started too slowly and was 3-0 down averaging a shit 77. Magpie put over 10 points on his average but trailed 4-2.Magpie at 5-2 down missed 4 darts to hold and out he went.

CHALLENGE TOUR #11, & #12

Beau Greaves went out in the last 64, and the event was won by Mervyn King which put him in the top 5.
In the following event Greaves beat Ted Evetts who was above her in the last 16 to make the last 8, and King made the last 8, they were the only 2 players in the top 8 left. King and Greaves then went out. The event was won by van der Herik, whoever he is, and put him in the top 10. Darius who did not play is still top , and 2400 quid ahead of Evetts in second.

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Roll on  tomorrows Euro tour..........

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