GRAND SLAM OF DARTS
I cannot remember a tv ranking event passing itself of as a Major that had all 4 quarter finals that were boring one sided predictable outcomes dragged out over 2 nights. The semi finals would need to offer something to salvage what has been a pretty dour event. I thought at the time even the European Championships had more drama and entertainment. In the end Littler won it and we got Humphries make a complete twat of himself telling us he is going to win the Worlds. He was fooling no one, I believe he was trying to convince himself and when he fails he will look a right prat. He then rocks up to the Players champs finals, leads 3-0 and goes out first round, which only makes his wild claim seem even more ridiculous, as he lost to Van Veen on tv yet again. Peter Wright then Friday night claimed he would win the worlds. Seeing as only one person can win it, one of them is going to look stupid if not both. Eric Bristow is the only person I remember saying outright before a comp he will win it and then win it, I know Taylor was confident but I do not recall him ever boldly stating he would win it prior, but cannot be certain on that.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS FINALS
When the fixtures were released it again showed how the cunt Porter not only has a clique, but seems to relish shoving the fact in the fans faces. Wade, the only player to beat Humphries and Littler this year on TV in ranking competitions, stuck in the afternoon session, which surprises no one as Wade is not in the Twat Porter clique. Then neither is Rob Cross, the ex world champion who once won a ranking tv title and was left out of the following Premier League, and he too got stuck in the afternoon session. Clayton, the highest ranked Welsh player up to world #5 at the time, not in the clique so he too unsurprisingly gets an afternoon session. Mike De Decker and Ross Smith, 2 more players that won a ranking TV title and were not selected for the next Premier League, both not in the clique, and both assigned to...yep, that's right the afternoon session.
The #2 seed, plus the #3, #5 and #6 seeds for this event all were not selected for the main stage but dumped out on board 2, but somehow the #34 seed Aspinall a player most certainly in the Twat porter clique gets main stage evening priority against Sedlacek. I get it both Luke's will get main stage priority but is Bellyboy, another in the clique against Schindler more worthy than so many of the ones I mentioned who were demoted to lesser sessions ?
The cunt Porter is basically telling people who they despise. If Wade or Clayton overtook Bunting or MvG and get automatic PL spots watch the prick Porter change the qualifying criteria to get his undeserving favorites in. Thank fuck the Premier League is a meaningless, non ranking invitation exbo that is not worth a fuck to me, but I am sure it certainly matters to the players outside of the clique who are more deserving than the undeserving ones selected. You can argue that Clayton lost, as did the #2 seed Nijman but the PDC did not know that when they arranged the line up. Take Krusty, one of the last to play on Friday night, and one of the first to play on Saturday, you think his game would be later in the afternoon session. As for the fat obese waddling kebab guzzling cunt and walking heart attack Littler who self admittedly does not get up til the crack of noon, to sit on his ever increasing fat hole, he will have to go from the cot to the stage for the afternoon session like everyone else left. Ando, Dobey, Searle, Wattimena were all yet again dumped on board 2 for the second time as the clique favourites of Stutters, Bunting, Josh Cock and Price get the usual preferential treatment.
Just wait until he Worlds and you will see the same shit, and when the worlds is over the favorites being selected for the PL. The comms are fucking appalling, Stuart Pike is so far up the fat hole of Littler he can see the back of Littlers yellow teeth. Thankfully with ITV, Warriner and Mason sound almost fantastic in comparison to the usual Sky cunts.
Lets finish on some positive notes.
The Match fixing cunt went out first round,, good riddance to the cunt.
The Aussie cabbage Heta went out early so we are spared any future retarded walk on.
We had ITV commentary
