Friday, January 24, 2020

We all know the Jacklins are attention whores, except when people are actually looking for them, utterly incompetent  and have zero class, but they are giving no one else a chance as its week after week of fuck ups, arrogance, and stupidity from these cretins.
Going to start this week with Q-School.One thing I have always said and which is always obvious is how the bdo mushroom is not only one of the most retarded cunts you will ever come across, but things like logic, common sense etc are lost on these morons. Hypocrisy or its grasp of it, is lost on them.

Last week many mushrooms complained about the standard of the PDC players in Q-school, not realizing the players in q-school  were not PDC players. It was a PDC competition but the players were all non PDC players looking for the chance to become PDC players. The clue was in the name. What did they assholes think the Q in Q-school stood for ?
 All those players that failed to get a card, those players the mushrooms called shit, are now going to be playing BDO events instead, so in effect the players the bdo fans were mocking, were future bdo players. I wonder how long it will take for that to register with them, if at all ?

Then came more pearls of wisdom from these plebs. Nick Kenny in one single game had a 110 average, and the "bigger trebles" line was trotted out. If the trebles were bigger, then how come Scott Mitchell , Failure Williams, etc did not win a tour card then on these so called easier board ?
Do these mushrooms see how they constantly contradict themselves.
So lets look at who won tour cards.

Scott Waites - I have said in the past on here and on forums, he is the only player in the BDO with bottle in tv events. Look how he could chuck shit averages in the 80s and still win 2 bob Potter Cups with ease. No other player in the history of the BDO to play in the slam as a BDO player can match what he achieved, Ok it took a bi polar mentalist to have a complete breakdown in order for Waites to win, but he still won it. Personally Waites should have switched long before q-school was even around, and think while Waites does have more bottle that the choking cunts of Bellyboy, Chiz-Nil, and Ian shite, Waites problem is he performs better on TV, and his main problem will be qualifying for TV events, as his floor form wont be good enough in the PDC.I have no doubt when he fails there will be no shortage of excuses and the inevitable claims of "had he switched years ago he would have won this and that".

Wesley Harms- This gypo looking cunt calls himself the Dutch #1. This tells you all you need to know about this retarded mutant. He is not fit to hold the coat of speed jobber Vincent van der Voort, let alone Wattimena, or De Zwaan. Wait until MVG rips the deluded cunt a new asshole.There will be so many tears from that useless Harms, his tacky nexklace will be rusting by next November.
Harms wont make any impression in the PDC, the only good thing about him clogging up the PDC is that its one less player in the BDO system the mushrooms use to herald.

Martin Kleermaker- Like Harms, another that qualified via the Euro school, and its no secret of his hatred for the Selectas. so glad for the lad he got a card, had he not got one, I dont think he would return to the BDO, and who could blame him. I think he will do better in the PDC than Harms as he is far more consistent.

Andy Hamilton - Not sure if you call him a true bdo player, since he was a former PDC player and it was where he made his name, but he gets a tourcard, and wish he loses it again, as I cannot stand watching the slow cunt, his pausing, licking his fingers, and his stupid speech impediment interviews. Thankfully he wont be reaching many tv events, let alone winning them to be giving interviews.

Nick Kenny - Here is your typical confused hypocrite. This is the guy who cried on social media about bdo letters to players being made public. Then when the prize money was cut he was the first person to put his letter from the BDO on facebook. See the hypocrisy ? Then lets be honest this is Nick Kenny, this is the guy who once turned up at Lakeshite wearing his "lucky watch". For those unfamiliar with the story, allow me to remind you. On the opening day of Lakeshite 2018 prior to Nick Kenny's match , the comms spoke with Nicks girlfriend, and she informed us that she was confident for Nick as he was wearing his lucky watch. When asked what other matches he wore it for , she replied it was his first time wearing it. So how in the fuck was it a lucky watch ? Nick Kenny lost the match 3-0 in sets. Guess it was not that lucky then.

Lisa Ashton- Fair play to the woman for winning it, but lets be honest, she is going to trouble no one in the PDC, and while it will do more wonders for the PDC in the publicity department, Lisa was lucky in the end as she had to depend on other results to get through on leg difference. What I find wrong is that she won a tour card with a miserable 9 points, yet players with 13 points lost out on a tour card in euro school. I would also like to add Lisa won her games fair and square , and unlike Fallon Sherrock she did not have to depend on crowds to boo her opponent  in order to gain an advantage. Would I like Ashton to be successful ? Yes , it would be good for the game, garner more publicity as well, but the realist in me knows she is not good enough and her age is against her.

What I cannot fathom is why the mushrooms would be celebrating the likes of Waites, etc winning. Surely the bdo losing its top players to the PDC should be upsetting them not making them happy.
In fact they should be celebrating the failure of all those that appeared at this years Indigo clusterfuck who could not get a tour card, as all those cunts will be returning back to the shitty bdo with their tails between their legs, 480 quid worse off. Speaking of money, the PDC took in over £400k in entry fees alone. This upset a lot of mushrooms so made me happy to see them upset.

So will any of the tourcard winners make an impact in the PDC ? This is not like last year when Phantom of the opera Glen Durrant joined, all be it lucky to get a tour card on league position, a player most expected to actually move into the top 32 with ease., where as Mark McGeeny the former bdo #1 did fuck all of note, as expected.
I dont expect a single player that came from the bdo and got a card to make an impact, in fact I dont think a single tour card winner regardless of where they came from, be it bdo, ex pdc, or abroad will do much.

To go back to the point earlier about the points tally.To see players like Seigo Asada, Keane Barry etc get within one match of an automatic tour card and not qualify is hard. Zoran Lerchbacher missed match darts to win a tourcard, and still finished on 13 points and does not get a card, while 9 points for Ashton in the UK was enough. I think the points structure does need addressing. Getting a point for winning a last 256 match and getting a point for winning a last 4 match does not seem right, and would prefer to see the points increase with each round. Lisa Ashton who was one win away from an automatic card had to depend on players like Nick Kenny, twice to beat players that could have cost her , her card.


In the end the best way to sum up Q-school in one sentence is, Its not what the PDC gained, it is more about what the BDO lost, the BDO needed those they lost more than the PDC need those they gained.  The PDC will not be any better for having Ashton, but the Munters game is worse without her. The so called fanatics know this to be true but arrogance wont allow them to admit to it. The PDC is not any better with Waites, but the BDO is even worse without him. The mushrooms should not be celebrating the loss of Waites etc, they should be celebrating the failures of the over rated shit cunts like Scott Mitchell. Thank fuck that self groping waddling cunt jobbed as expected, He is slower than Justin Pipe, and as big of a cunt.
Then there is Jim Williams, a total failure in everything. 2 years on the trot he has jobbed in q-school, 2 years he jobbed in the slam and some think this fucker is a top player.
I am not going to mock the munters of Sherrock, Suzuki, Winstanley, Hutchinson, Hedman, Gallagher  Greaves etc, because no one expected them to even get close. They can spin this pc bollix all they want about the women being as good as the men, but we all know its a lie, and the only munter who scraped a card was the most successful woman in darts in years, and she wont win  anything either.

So roll on to the next bdo event that they will be hoping to call a World champs, even if the PDC and WDF will be having their own, whats the betting we will see all the q-school failures like Mitchell , Williams, Jobson etc  joined by cunts who are suddenly "back in form" like Tony O Shea, Daryl Fitton,etc Yes players who can now qualify again thanks to the vacancies left by those who fucked off to the PDC.
I dont expect my sensible comments, facts and logic will register much with the mushrooms though, because unlike normal people they view things from a warped perspective. These are the fools that think Des Selecta has done a great job.

32 players that played in this years Indigo clusterfuck went to Q-school and failed to get a card. You can spin it anyway you like but that is a pathetic effort. I know some cunt will try make excuses and say 7 of them were munters, and even allowing for that there was still 25 male players that went and could not get a card in a school that did not even have the top 96 players of the PDC in it.
Michell was proven to be over rated, as was Williams, Parletti, and every other Indigo pub player that failed. These cunts will rock up to the back room of the Indigo next year and claim to be part of a World Pro....let that sink in.

The last few days on forums and other social media has been taken up with absolute spastics crying and making excuses for the failures of the vast majority of the over rated bdo pub players at q-school. Seems Q-school was again called a "lottery" by Mushrooms to explain the failure of the over rated bdo pub players. When a BDO player fails to win at a q-school then its down to luck, or lack of it.
When Waites won, luck had no part because Waites is suddenly a world class player who deserved it, but what of the other so called world class players like Jim Williams and Scott Mitchell ?

Picture this conversation



Another moron suggested to improve Q-school the PDC should give automatic cards to bdo players. I shit you not, the mentally and physically stunted little shit thinks the PDC should simply give preferential treatment to players in another org, over players like Alan Norris for example, players who played in the PDC full tour last year. Why would the PDC do something so retarded ?
This is the mentality of these bdo idiots. So not only would they want the BDO over rated cunts to get preferential treatment, but it would mean less cards on offer for the other players. How would that improve Q-school ?
Here is a truth they cannot accept, The vast majority of the BDO pub players are simply not as good as they think. If the top players keep leaving the bdo year on year, and they are replaced by players of a lower standard, then it is no surprise the BDO is so bad.
Look at the players that left in recent years. Former BDO #1 Soggy Biscuit James Wilson, now doing fuck all in the PDC. Former Lakeshite finalist Alan Norris, had a spell on the full tour and now lost his tour card and could not reclaim it. Where is Bunting, remember that player some claimed was in the top 3 in the world just because he won a bob potter cup ? The player I said would be lucky to be in the top 16 after 2 years ? Yes, I was right. Former  Bob Potter cup winner Burnett wasting his money. At least the other Welsh winner of the Hotel Open Mark Webster had the sense to realize he simply is not good enough.
Remember when all the top players in the world left to form the WDC , what happened? Beaton won Lakeshite because he was the then best left in the field, a field so depleted even Bobby George reached the following Lakeshite final. That is the same today, as each player leaves to clog up the PDC, his replacement in the BDO is even worse than the one who left.
Watch next year, when suddenly Fitton, bottler O'Shea and Doggy Dawson will find "form" again and amazingly start qualifying. The likes of Waites, Kleermaker, Harms etc leaving wont have any bearing whatsoever we will be told.
When you point out all this logic and facts to the retarded cunts, they then try the deflection tactics, out comes their key words and phrases they just love to bandy about as if they held some magical powers. Out comes the words of "loyalty". That always makes me laugh, since when did the cunts in the BDO ever show loyalty , they treat their own players like shit. We get the "grass roots" story, as if every cunt in the world would suddenly stop playing darts if the BDO folded. Then there are the "new era" or the "bright future" and "healthy position" likes that are trotted out. Thats grand for morons like Tony O Shea who is still waiting for the Super Series to happen., and as for healthier position, I guess when you are paying out just 23% of prize money, its no wonder they are healthier now than last month.  Lets not forget the "family" line that is flung out.  The BDO family makes the Manson one seem socially acceptable, and certainly more entertaining. Some family this BDO one when the chairman and his vile wife and scum offspring spend their time abusing people on the very social media that they claim to never use..

This tweet was posted on twitter last Sunday night and right away the Selectas responded.



Normally anyone who has ever tweeted the Jacklins usually get no replies, but right away Bo Selecta was out to deny she sent it. She claimed she was going to the police, a standard thing for them in a scenario where they love to portray themselves as victims. Seems she went to the police because of the way people acted on social media. Odd, her son , her husand and she herself have no problem threatening people, calling them scum and other names on social media. Will she be reporting herself as well ?
What Bo cannot comprehend is the reason why people thought it was real. People thought it real because the parody acted in the same way she normally acts towards others, and she is too thick to realize it. As for who may have done, it could be anyone from a player, to a players family member,  to a county official, to a so called fanatic, because the Selecta's have alienated so many people, with their threats, arrogance, lies, broken promises.
This is the sort of inbred mentality you will find from the selectas and their offspring before they deleted it




Remember, Bo Selecta is playing the victim and has claimed to have gone to the police, while her offspring act like scum, on the very same social media they claim not to use....but they are the victims they would have you believe.

Since January 13th the BDO facebook has only had 4 official posts, and all 4 for the same Torremelinos event. No mention of ranking points, no mention of prize money, just a picture of a fucking swimming pool. The fact the chairman is even using an official account to promote this has many questioning why, like this

one of the funniest tweets I saw in the last week was a muppet called Phill Barrs who was whining the PDC World championships was too big a field.
Yes, another cunt unhappy that the PDC have too many players getting a payday, and too many players appearing on tv, making their sponsors happier.
This stupid bastard then calls himself a dart fan, but somehow thinks more players getting exposure, as well as a decent pay day in the world biggest darts tournament is a bad thing. The replies were brilliant.
While I am on the topic of Ally Pally , the stats for tv viewers for the BDO heap of shit from the dark back room of the Indigo came out, and the final won by Wayne Warren got less than a FIFTH of the viewers the Ally Pally final got.
Factor in Ally Pally was on subscription TV, and itr shows how the bdo have nothing they can claim anymore.
For years we heard how Lakeshite was the "official" world champs...not no more, the WDF took that back
We heard how the Lakeshite stage was the home of Darts, well now they are stuck in the ground floor of a dark back room in London.
We were fed up hearing how the BDO final got the most viewers, or at least up to a few years back, and that is long gone.
What have they got now....??
Come watch a roofer, a Scottish dwarf, and some useless Geordie guy who seems to be always the centre of some betting scandal gossip horse pints for a week in London.
Dance along with a mentally disturbed Belgian pensioner who acts like he is being electrocuted.
Sit in the dark listening to callers call out the wrong score.
Then they wonder why no one gives a fuck, why sponsors cannot be arsed. Why should they, even their own fans have long since fucked off, and would rather act like cunts on social media defending a useless cunt and a dying outdated org. Try speaking to them, you will see what I mean, who knows you might even have the Selectas threaten you as well, its how they operate.

Challenge tour this weekend, and there will be over 300 players in each of the 2 events tomorrow.
Fitton, O'Shea and Sheerluck have given it a skip , to play in some more financially rewarding exbo, cant blame them, as they have skipped the Romanian open as well that also takes place this weekend.
One player scheduled to play in the Romanian Open is tourcard winner Nick Kenny., however it is no "big issue" since he apparently has cleared it with the PDC. I wonder if this signals anything towards the PDC and WDF working closer together ?
Or maybe, Nick was allowed since this take place before the 2020 PDC schedule starts. Will certainly be interesting time coming up to see what if any relationship the PDC and WDF do have,