KNOB OF THE WEEK

In the 2023 PDC Premier League Peter Wright won just a single game in the opening 9 weeks, and even then was battered in the following game, by the time the play offs came around he was bottom,and failed to qualify obviously. The following year he was undeservedly given the "Barney treatment", where you do nothing all year, are undeserving of a spot whilst far better performing and more deserving players are left out.
Of course those that defend Barney and Wright will offer up pathetic excuses how Barney will bring in the Dutch fans, as if MvG was not Dutch, or how Krusty dressed like a clown will sell countless tickets to fans.
Sure enough Krusty was invited back for the 2024 glorified invitational exbo for friends of Twat Porter, and did even worse than he did the year previous.
It took him 7 weeks to win a game, and then was promptly battered 6-1 in the following game the same night. In the 16 weeks he lost 16 times, as on the 2 nights he did win a game he was quickly beaten next round. It was obvious to everyone he would struggle, and was undeserving of the spot, and this week the potbellied retarded cunt decided to show how delusional he really is when he claimed
"“If I win a major and they pick me next year that will probably be my last Premier League. I’ll try my hardest to go out with a win. I’m getting older and all the travelling is tough. I’d concentrate on all the other tournaments. Let these other youngsters like Joe Cullen and Chris Dobey get their chance.”



Firstly, the only "majors" are the World championships, Matchplay, Grand Prix and UK Open, the original big four.Non ranking events and the TV titles like the Players Championships finals are not Majors, even the PDC do not refer to them as Majors but Premier Events.Krusty will not win one of the big 4 majors, the way he is playing. When you factor his shit performances are coinciding with the rise of Luke Scumphries, and the Kebab guzzling chav littler hitting top form, then Krusty would be lucky to win a players championship and even then would need the big names to give it a skip. The way he says give the youngsters a chance shows his complete lack of awareness, how gracious of him as if he had any say in the matter, this is the ego of this cunt that he cannot even admit to the preferential treatment he has got , and when those "youngsters" as he calls them do get their deserved opportunity, it won't be because Krusty wanted it, but because those players will have earned it.
Then again maybe Krusty will be back again next year, he can pretend he is going to retire, that would be a novel way to get back in the Premier League, the PDC and media could be all over that like flies on shit. Twat Porter would lap that up, after all it worked for Barney after he got years of undeserved invites to Twat Porters little clique comp.

I did watch some of the Premier League this week as for the first time in 16 weeks there was a  game where something was on the line, if only a spot in the play-offs in a non ranking invitational exbo.
Earlier in the night around half past seven, or breakfast time if you are Luke Littler, we saw the Kebab guzzler take out 120 with tops, tops, tops,, Luke Humphries in a match took out a 170 and there was multiple other big checkouts like 140 from Bellyboy, but the checkout of the night and possibly the entire PL was the 132 by Bellyboy against Aspinall which broke Stutters throws and saw Bellyboy go 5-3 up.
Bellyboy who was always a fat cunt looked anorexic against Luke Fattler. How does a teenager allow themselves to be that fat ? His parents should be in court for child abuse for allowing kids to become that obese, then they did not care when an adult woman was going out with him when he was a minor, or he was vaping etc. Bellyboy beat Littler for the 5th time in the Premier League.

THE BIOLOGICAL MALE WHO THINKS HE IS A WOMAN.
This week in an interview with "De Volkskrant, Noah Lynn said 'half the hall' started clapping after he lost a match in the Women's Series earlier this year. This statement is bullshit in my opinion, if there were that many real women annoyed, and there should be, why is it then that Deta was the only woman to refuse to play the biological man ?  I believe he is a liar.
In another interview with Sophie and Jeroen he went on to state  "I'm a woman and I just want to do what I love to do and happen to be good at, and that's darts."
These men with mental issues believe if they keep repeating this mental illness over and over that these men are women somehow people will just accept it, throw the laws of biology out the window.

I have 2 Dogs one a female , the other obviously a male as like people dogs only come in 2 genders. The male which is a long haired German shepherd  is 2 years and 5 months and next month he will be getting neutered. When his balls are cut off, he will not be a female, he will still be male, he will still be bigger, stronger and quicker than the female. Cutting his balls off wont change his gender,and if the wife put a pink collar on him, he will still be a male...are ye getting it yet ?

OTHER DARTS

With it being such a quiet week with no player championships, nor euro tour I decided to look at a bit of Modus in the evenings after work, dear Christ even by Modus standards this was deplorable. In one game between Scooty Eye Joe Murnan and Ladyboy Rodriguez there was 21 missed match darts, a slew of averages in the 60s. Group B looked the best but that had Keelan Key so that that was not an option as I cannot watch him. You cannot see him and not notice the mouth thing he has going on. Once you see it you cannot focus on any game, its like Callan Rydz and his bird nest comb over, it makes you incapable of just watching the game, or that bloke in drag pretending to be a "woman". The game is always secondary after that. Keelan Kay however does comes across as a decent lad in interviews, the opposite of Cam Crabtree who acts and prances about like an arrogant entitled petulant prick, then most short arse ginger cunts are exactly that... pricks.

Tonight is some yankee darts, as its the qualifier for the PDC US Masters, which itself is a non ranking exbo, but  its only on darts connect and looking at the averages so far its pretty grim. Tomorrow night is the first event of the North American championships, but reckon the pub is a better option

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

The WDF have a Men's game and a women's game yet these imbeciles allow a man to play in their women's events. I do not give two shiny shits about political correctness, virtue signalling, wokeness and other such mental illness, Noel Lynn is a biological man, that is not up for dispute, I don't care about "identifying" or pronouns or whatever this mentally ill generation want to spout, you cannot change the laws of biology, that is a fact.
For any mental deficient cunt that thinks this is hate speech get fucked, its just speech ye hate.

You have a man able to play in the women's events solely because he has decided, yes he, has just decided he is a woman and qualifies because he "identifies" as a woman.
So why can't Anastasia Dobromyslova who has lived in England for decades, and is married to an Englishman, has had English born kids, and even has her own British passport, why cant she be allowed play in WDF event if she "identifies" as English. ?
Lets be honest which seems more believable, Anastasia as a British woman or a Man wearing a bra pretending he is a woman ?
The WDF are even ignoring the International Olympic Committee ruling that says Anastasia should be allowed play.

Last weekend as everyone knows, Deta forfeited a game against the biological man rather than play him. Deta announced later that she was fully paid by Danish Darts which suggests they are very much behind Deta but officially cannot be seen to openly speak out.


Phil the Hippo Barrs  who was always a repulsive fucker both aurally and visually and who thinks he is a journalist, like so many others solely because he has a youtube channel or runs his dicklicker on social media put his foot in it again and pissed off Deta. I am sick of every cunt who thinks because they have followers they are suddenly journalists, despite never studying journalism or having a degree in it, they are no different than me , just another opinionated cunt. Deta and the hippo had this exchange on twitter

KIM HUYBRECHTS

It is well known I am certainly no fan of the Belgian Orphan, but this week he got a kicking at some Belgian football match which left him with a fucked up shoulder, and it is at times like this the PDC need to come to some sort of way of protecting players in their position in the OoM. Whether you like the poisonous cunt or not it is unfair when he is ruled out he could drop down the rankings which has the knock on effect of him missing multiple tv events, which in turn could end his career in the PDC, you only have to look at players who lost form drop away, but in Kim's case, he is not out of form but will slide down the rankings due to some enforced reason beyond his control. Even if the culprits responsible for his attack are caught, and sued, they wont make up the shortfall or compensate him.

PDC DARTS

Skipped this weeks glorified invitation non ranking exbo again, my interest in this is gone completely. However we had the Euro tour start again on Friday. Luke littler migh be a little fat cunt, bone fucking idle who does not haul his obese arse out of the cot til the crack of noon to sit on his hole and vape, munch kebabs and play video games, but unlike his opponent Wessel Nijman he ain't a corrupt cheating cunt. The one time I was hoping Littler would win and make an example of someone he lost.

Ritchie Edhouse continued his recent impressive run knocking out Stutters Aspinall. Barney in his game won a leg against the darts with a 21 darter or something similar, and rather than be happy he  looked even more miserable. He would depress you just looking at him.

James Wade picked up a win and put himself back in the provisional spot for the Matchplay, the same Wade who claimed months ago he would be back in the worlds top ten, and since then has not risen in the rankings but has actually dropped further down.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

In an interview with "Sportnews" MvG this week decided to show yet again why he is such an unlikable cunt. A few weeks back videos emerged on twitter of MvG and Gerwyn Price refusing to sign autographs for people outside hotels. I personally have no issue with this, however you cannot refuse the fans and then go on stage and spout how you love and respect the fans without making yourself look like a 2 faced cunt. or a hypocritical bastard, slating the very people responsible for earning the money you do,
This week in the interview MvG spoke how "There are regularly people standing around asking us to put our signature on certain products. Which they then want to sell online for a lot of money. They also secretly film it so they have proof that the signatures are indeed ours."

MvG then followed up with "Oh well, by now we know these people,they are such that they even send their own children to ask for an autograph, they know no shyness."


Maybe MvG thought saying this made him likable, or  maybe a victim, instead it just showed what a prick he is. Firstly,  how much is a shitty MvG autograph worth ? Even if MvG is right and people are selling them , and getting the pittance they are worth, I doubt they are making much when you factor in the fans time, travel etc.Secondly you have MvG who is a multi millionaire crying like a cunt because some working class lad might making 15 scabby quid on ebay if they are lucky to even get that, so that only serves to make MvG look a bigger cunt to the fans.
Does Price feel the same way ? Who knows, he had the sense to not go running to the media to play the victim on this issue, then he has plenty other things to complain about.

But the line of his interview was this beauty
"They also know that it is much harder to say no to a child who comes asking for an autograph. It's reprehensible what they do"

The audacity of this obese bald hunchbacked cunt to label people reprehensible when it comes to kids takes some staggering audacity when you consider this is a guy that tried to fuck a slapper from Bradford whilst his wife , who was pregnant with their child was sat at home. I wonder does he feel bad for that ?


Whilst on the topic of MvG, during Modus on Friday Paul Nicholson was answering a question posted by some lad on the stream asking whether MvG underachieved in the PDC, in which Nicholson ridiculed the idea, spouting how MvG won 10 times as many titles as Colin Lloyd. but I believe in the World Championships MvG most certainly has underachieved.
This is the guy that won just a paltry 3 world titles. John Lowe has won as many world titles, and he did it in an era of Bristow, on far tougher boards. MvG has not won a World title in over 5 years, has just 3 in 17 years. In Taylors first 17 years in the PDC Taylor won 13 world titles, and yet there are retarded cunts out there who genuinely believe MvG is the greatest player ever....let that mental illness sink in for a moment. Mvg is not only the best player ever, he is not even in the top 2 .

THE GLORIFIED INVITATIONAL EXBO ROADSHOW

Missed this again, went to the pub, and found out later Vermin Price missed it, I do not know if he even offered some medical excuse, who knows who cares, one guy contacted me and said i should give Price KotW, but said why ? Afterall what is the PDC going to do ? He wont be qualifying for the play-off, he knows it, so took the night off. Twat Porter wont do anything, and we all know Price will be in it again next year regardless, he is in the clique

DEVELOPMENT TOUR

This weekends action started on Friday and Keane Barry, a tourcard holder who topped the table prior, was overtaken by Gian van Veen another tourcard holder after he claimed victory in Fridays second event. Why are tour card holders playing in this. These cunts have the opportunity to gather all the experience, money etc as all other players and here they are in the Dev tour taking money from the other kids. This is wrong in my opinion, they already have the pro tour to play on, just fuck off and let the other kids have their dev tour ye greedy bastards

MODUS

Pinochio Sherrock was top of the piss easy group B on Thursday with 3 wins out of 4. A group where 3 of the 5 players go through, they could not make it any easier for her. Chris Murphy spent the Friday session kissing her hole saying how she was a trail blazer and how women are now winning major events.

What major events has a woman player won  ? The only events women are winning  are ...wait for it, womens events,, and some of them are won by a bloke pretending to be a woman.

Friday night Sherrock lost every single game and failed to be one of the 3 qualifiers that got out of a group of 5. Chris Murphy was almost suicidal, trying o make excuses, deflect and bullshit viewers, it was glorious listening to him try make excuses.

KNOB OF THE WEEK

When the split happened in darts, the World Darts Council was formed. The name changed after 1997 after an agreement which was the Tomlin Order, and the WDC became the Professional Darts Corporation.
I suspect the choice of new name back then was intentional in that they genuinely wanted the game to be an all professional organisation, and when Mike Titmus the then reigning chairman of the PDC in 2001 was quickly ousted and made his way to chairman of the DRA, Matchroom sport under Barry Hearn assumed control of the PDC with a majority stake. The PDC continued to grow, prize money kept increasing, unlike the BDO which saw prize funds plummet in the few "majors" they had left. TV deals, sponsorship etc all went from strength to strength, and there was and still is plenty to praise the PDC for, however, what went unsaid by many for years was how can an organisation that limits itself to 128 being considered fully professional when around 2 thirds of that 128 are not professional in that many have to still work on the side, or never packed up their initial day job.
Barry Hearn and his successor Twat Porter really do not give 2 flying fucks for the broader picture,, for example, the recent change in the euro tour selection and qualifying process meant more favouritism towards those players in the top 16 of the OoM and the Pro tour. There was plenty backlash fro the layers, but did Twat Porter give a damn ?Of course not.
Germany hosting so many Euro tours where German players have a greater advantage over fellow European contemporaries is clearly evident, you only have to look how Max Hopp milked the situation for years, or how Clemens used it to his unfair advantage over other euro players from countries that had no euro tours like France , Italy etc.
Then you have the blatant favouritism shown by Twat Porter to other players who are already financially well off like Peter Wright. Here is a guy, that in his then 9 previous invites never won the Premier League, and in 2023 with his 10th invite failed to win a single night,failed to qualify for finals night and finished bottom of the Premier League. His only win of note for the entire year of 2023 in the PDC was a European Championships, where he beat a piss poor Wade in a final, after Wade knocked out the inform player Humphries. Despite other players winning the same European championship in the previous 2 years, like Cross and Smudger, it never got them in the Premier League but Krusty wins it and suddenly this European Championships matters again. I said at the time the prick Porter would pick him and prove exactly what I said all along about preferential treatment. Sure enough he is picked, and what does he do ? Fuckall, and nobody is one bit surprised either.

I did not watch the Premier league on Thursday evening, in fact I watched Modus along with thousands of others live. Modus had Beau Greaves involved, and their live viewing numbers were bigger than ever, and where did all these extra viewers come from ? Anyone aware enough to know Honey monster Beau Greaves was on modus were well aware of the Premier League going on and chose instead to watch the modus shit, because people are bored of the hype and bullshit surrounding the PL. You can only watch the same 8 over and over in a non ranking even before it becomes tedious. Beau Greaves played 4 games and her overall average for the night was higher that Peter Wrights average in the Premier League, which again makes you ask why was Peter Wright in the PL ? Because he dances ? dyes his hair ? Repeats the same line every week about how great the crowd is, whilst ignoring how those in the crowd fight, chuck beer , fight and abuse and each other ?
They have that retarded jobber prick Mardle up on the oche spewing the company rhetoric how its "the 8 best players in the world" thinking if thy repeat it ad nauseam people will simply just believe the bullshit being spewed. They have so many people drinking the kool -aid, they are people who actually believe this non ranking, glorified roadshow, which serves as nothing but a pay day for the favoutites of twat Porter is a proper major. As I said before I understand the need for the PL, and expect them to hype it, but not to the extent they do, but therein lies the main issue, the PDC do not give a flying fuck about the vast majority of players, just the show ponies they can show off. Its all about the show, the future of the game does not concern them, the PDC did not create any academy that produced the likes of MvG or Littler, they are parasitic in their nature, do the PDC cover any costs of the JDC for example ? They just dangle the "look at what you can win" and young players who dream of making it in the big time are mesmerized, but the reality is for every Luke littler there has been hundreds who have played on the tour and disappeared from the game disillusioned and possibly not any better financially, and Littler like him or not got where he did on his own ability, talent etc, not because the PDC were behind him every step of the way. The PDC will reward him, hype him, but never tell you how others are responsible for him reaching that point. It was like the old BDO who would claim to have been responsible for every successful player, but somehow every player that failed was not their fault. They choose what suits them best to portray.

I once heard the PDC referred to as a circus, and in many ways it is in terms of the Premier League, when your clown dies, just get another one, the lion or whatever star attraction dies, get another one, the show must go on, tell the audience the new lion or clown or whatever is the greatest one yet, repeat it enough time and the sheeple will believe it.

Meanwhile there are tourcard holders who are living hand to mouth trying to eek out an existence in a supposedly "professional organisation". In fact there are currently players who after coughing up hundreds of pounds to attend Q-school, and pay travel costs, hotel costs etc are financially worse off for having a fucking tour card. In what warped universe are these players professional ? You would think Twat Porter who no doubt earns a very healthy salary, and makes sure those who kiss his hole gets looked after, has zero consideration for the rest of those players in a org that he is suppose to represent. The change is the euro tour was a kick in the bollix to the lower ranked players, at the very minimum the basic floor championship money should be altered so that every player, even if they lose first round gets something. A standard pro tour pays out 125k, and there has to be a way of even giving the losing 64 players  200 quid at the very minimum if only towards expenses.
Even Jonny Clayton a couple of years back was making headlines how despite him being in the top 16, he could not afford to pack up his day job, how does that benefit the PDC with its image of a professional game ? if anything a non darting fan who would hear this would automatically have a somewhat negative attitude, and it conjures up the notion of a pittance game. Granted Clayton went on  win multiple events that year, and the elite in the game are paid well, but that's it, Krusty knew before he ever threw a dart in the PL he could finish bottom, get well paid, and he would be invited back cos he is in that clique.
This is the same organisation that has a nazi style DRA watching the payers and can, and have, fined players for what they have said on their own social media accounts, and then pretend any needle or incidents of the oche has not happened, all whilst trying to fabricate made up needle in order to hype events that no one cared about.

It is at the point where you have players like Martijn Kleermaker who was easily far superior to many other players on the tour who handed his tour card back as he felt it was a burden and it was simply not worth it. Canadian Jeff Smith refused to go to Q-school, as did yank Danny Baggish. Kleermaker can rock up to a Euro Tour qualifier should he wish, turn up at Modus, win a week and pocket 5k and qualify for champions week. Jeff Smith has already taken advantage of Modus, and he and Baggish have the CDC tour in the North America to compete in which offers places into the PDC World championships which is the biggest pay day of many players career.
If Modus for example keeps growing and the prize fund along with it, I can see less entries for Q-school as decent players will opt to do Modus, a few exbos, local opens etc and maybe chance their arm at the Euro tour qualifiers and the UK open and be possible better off than a heap of tour card holders.

Remember this is the same organisation that over a quarter of a century after it was formed on the back of players who used their on money to fight a legal battle to get the WDC, now PDC up and running, still have refused to have to put all of those founding members in their Hall of Fame. Shaky Dave Clark and other people have been put in , yet those that risked everything were cast aside and paid zero respect. Contact the PDC and see how they respond when you ask why those people have been treated so unfairly, and  see what reponse you will get.

Question the PDC on social , you are either ignored or blocked, a player questions them, and said player they could face DRA action, basically they want brain dead simpletons who will believe any shit they spew, and then you have the so called journalists, those fanboys who not only never studied or got a degree in journalism, but think they are journalists because they have a website, who will kiss the hole of the PDC, never question anything for fear they may never be invited back stage again to ask the most idiotic questions without substance. These ass clowns have zero integrity, pride or shame, too afraid of rocking the boat, and that is what the PDC want, they prefer to cater to the simpletons that already drank the Twat Porter Kool-aid.

 EUROPEAN TOUR

I was fortunate enough to be able see almost all of this on Friday....proper darts, guys playing for their careers, livelihoods, and ranking event that matters, not some invitational payday for "friends of Porter".
Prior to its start I saw multiple people across forums and social media question the "draw" yet again. Numerous people stated how they are starting to think the draws are being fixed. I'm not a conspiracy theorist but did notice that for the 4th straight Euro tour Wade (a player not in Twat Porters little clique) got an inform player, this time Martin Schindler, whilst the kebab guzzling Littler got a home nation qualifier ..yet again. MvG also yet again got yet another handy section of the draw. As much as there is blatant favouritism n the PDC I do not believe they are rigging the draws

Sadly scumbag match fixing cunt Wessel Nijman won in the first match, and earlier I spoke how hard is was for guys in the PDC to make a living, here is one exception to the rule, here is an absolute cunt I wish never made a single penny from the game. He should have been banned for life. De Zwaan beat Evil Charlie in a decent quality affair, and whilst I like both players, I doubt De Zwaan will bother Hunchback MvG much next round.
Danny Lauby was averaging well over a ton for most of his match but missed numerous doubles against Joyce for 5-3 and should have won 6-1, instead it was 4-4 with Joyce then with the throw, but Lauby deservedly won a game where he had darts at a double in every single leg. Joyce with 80 left to break was complete stupidity.Dolan and some jobber was next and when I heard the jobbers walk on theme I thought fuck this, I am off for a cup of tea.Veenstra and Ricky Evans was another great watch with a few superb ton plus checkouts and 9 maximums.Evans missed 3 match darts before Veenstra took out a ton plus checkout for the win.
Next up was the Baltic Battle, of Razma and Labanauskas and this bored me, it was the worst game of the session.
Ritchie Edhouse did not reach the heights of his recent levels, but it was enough to dump out Arron Monk and set up a meeting with Dirk van Divingboard. Lanky Dom Taylor finished off the session against some local jobber with a ton average, surely only a matter of time before he has a tour card then struggles with so many others.

Session was done by 4 o clock, and gave me enough time to have dinner , walk the dogs, and take a shower before relaxing for an evening of darts. Evening session started with busta bloodvessel and darts sourest most miserable looking cunt in Gurney and had zero interest and from the stats I saw it appeared I did not miss much and then we got Gilding against another Austrian jobber who failed to hold throw in leg one after 18 darts. Some guy I never heard before on comms said in leg 2 that the Austrian jobber's scoring had "dried up". What fucking scoring ? In one leg on 384 he hit a score of Eleven. This was so bad, that if crowd was a fifth of its size it could have passed for a game you would have seen at Bob Potters Lakeshite.Not only did the Austrian jobber finish with the lowest average of the day, Gilding who battered him won with the second lowest average of the day at that point
In the very next game Jose de Sousa tried his best to get an average even lower than the Austrian jobber and was 5-0 down to Van Veen averaging 76, and lost 6-1 with a 74.95 average, the second lowest of the day. Chris Dobey continued his fine recent form and sent Graham Hall packing. A 106 average for Dobey.
James Wade a fantasist who thinks he can get back in the top 10 , took his mid 80s average on to the oche and was soon 2-0 down. Wade upped his game, but so did Schindler by even more. Wade took out a 121 in leg 5 and was averaging over a ton, but Schindler was averaging 112. Wade missed the big 11 to have a shot at the bull for 4-4 and it was costly as Schindler  held for 5-3 averaging 114. Wade did well to get 4 legs against a player who averaged almost 112 over 10 legs.The first round draws have been cruel to Wade this year,on the euro tour, he beat Barney and got Humphries, then Gurney who had his best game in ages, in others he got Edhouse averaging 103 and Schindler averaging 112 on the euro tour. He looks set to be consigned to the qualifiers soon. Meanwhile Littler kept getting fed absolute jobbers. Schindlers average was the 12th 110 plus average of 2024  on the euro tour, the record is 17.

Next up was Hollands version of Gurney when it comes to being one miserable cunt that would depress you by just looking at him.When Barney went 3-0 up averaging a pathetic 83 I was done,  the thought of watching any more of Barney, then a prancing dancing prick in Babs dump out the greatest choker in the PDC, and the vaping kebab guzzler wiping the floor with a home qualifier did not appeal to me, and went off to watch some tv with the wife.

When I went back to the desktop PC and checked the scores and saw that sadly Barney, Babs and Kebab guzzler did win.
Barney winning meant there was 8 dutch players in the last 32 of a euro tour, which is a new record, the previous record  of 7 was done 3 times.

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

Last week I awarded KotW to Peter Wright for his performances, and this week he played 2 games and lost both, one in the meaningless Premier League and on Friday night where he was given to nobody's surprise the main slot in the evening, he then lost after missing match darts to Mickey Mansell  who averaged a miserable 87.

Last week I also spoke of Wade who gave it all mouth about how he would return to the top 10 this year, and 3 months later since making that claim he has dropped 3 more further places, and again in the first round of the Euro tour he faced off against a player far below him in the ranking who is closing in on him in the OoM and in the race for the Matchplay. I was not surprised he lost, in fact I suspect many people would have fancied Edhouse to win when you factor in the form of both players, but Wade averaged a meagre 86. Perhaps if he spent less time promoting CBD products  across twitter and concentrated on his game  he might start winning games and possibly convince himself he is able to get back in the top 10. There is no shame is losing,and  age, tiredness , lack of motivation etc might play a part, but after making claims how you will be back in the top 10 and then get actually worse, makes you look a complete knob.

If Wade keeps losing first round, he will not be automatically in the euro tours, and once he has to start qualifying it will be even harder, and once he loses his Matchplay spot, along with the Grand Prix etc, he will be lucky to stay in the top 32 let alone get back in the top 20

THE GLORIFIED NON RANKING INVITATIONAL EXBO

Obviously I did not watch the glorified, non ranking invitational exbo for the clique of Twat Porter, why would I, I watched the football instead, and this weeks darts highlight would be the Euro tour. I started watching the highlights package on youtube  Friday evening before the Euro tour started and saw that Bellyboy is actually skinnier now than the obese chav kebab guzzler, even if Bellyboys head is still gigantic. Bellyboy is fast making Littler his own personal whipping boy, as he beat him yet again and for the 4th time in this meaningless event. Will be curious to see how it plays out in a comp that actually matters, then my landline rang, and by the time I got back the youtube highlights were over, and I could not be bothered to go back such was little I cared plus the evening session of the euro tour started.

 I actually have seen people claim the Premier League is important because the winner gets over quarter of a million, as if somehow the non ranking prize fund a player pockets should be of importance to me. Phil Taylor made a fortune from exbos for over 2 decades and still charges big money for exbos, are we suppose to believe this matters too ?
The Premier League, World Series, World Cup , are good pay days for those involved but why would or should I care about a players non ranking payday if it has no effect on rankings or who qualifies for majors ?

As I have always said I prefer proper ranking darts, variety of players, afternoon and evening sessions of darts etc. I know some people like the Premier League, its just watching the same 8 over and over for months on end, no variety, trying to entertain hordes of simpleminded drunk scum whilst the prick Mardle rabbits on thinking his self deprecation act is hilarious. Sadly it is a necessary evil and it is needed, as the revenue it creates helps fund the tour for the year. Whilst I have reached the point where it simply holds no interest, good luck to those that enjoy it, I wish I could.

 EURO TOURS

Last weeks Euro tour was superb and posted this after its completion last Sunday

I know Dan Dawson is obsessed with certain players and places far too much emphasis on average as to close competitive game, but there was something for everyone. Price hit an average of 115, Stutters Aspinall had an average of 113, Dobey an 111, Schindler a 105,  and Menzies, Bunting, Heta, Piereczko, Edhouse, Smudger, Noppert, Slevin, Gotthardt and Bellyboy all recorded a average over a ton.  Bellyboy and Edhouse was a superb watch with Bellyboy hitting 8 maximums and losing in a last leg decider to Edhouse taking out a 160. The main story was Price who has dominated this event in recent years going for yet another title, whilst the home favourite Schindler who was superb all weekend  both made their way to the final.

Okay the little teutonic spacehopper went a bit overboard with the faggy tears, but it was a glorious result, German darts needed it too. The Germans to their credit pack out the venues and in terms of respect, they generally show more respect to the players, and behave far better than their British counterparts like those scumbags at the Premier League who do not give 2 fucks about the game and use the darts as a front to some piss up and an excuse to behave like animals. Of course it also did not stop the little Welsh moaning prick Price from finding fault with the crowd as per usual.

Then hardly surprising seeing as the biggest things he has ever won in the game were in empty arena during covid. I like watching Price but he is a sore loser, and I once said show me a good loser and I will show you a loser, I prefer a player to be upset or annoyed when they lose, it shows they care, but there are limits to how much and too what they complain about. If its not he crowd, its the temperature, or a breeze, its always something.  

I was delighted for Schindler and only fitting he be higher ranked than Marshmallow man Clemens who in my opinion the greatest choker in the game with a tour card.

Earlier tonight Schindler started in the first round against the dangerous Gian van Veen who dumped out Barney in the last 2 euro tours, and Schindler won with an average of almost 109.

Edhouse was in fine form again , and a belated happy birthday Ritchie, who follows me on twitter.

I cannot watch a Callan Rydz game as all my attention is focused on that ridiculous comb over.

I hope Perez loses his tour card, by fuck he is slow and boring, I won't miss him

Cullen was abysmal

Roetczsch and Barney started superb with 4 ton plus checkouts in the first 4 legs

The obese kebab guzzling Luke Fatter like got a handy draw again, imagine my surprise, and since the obese little cunt  usually does not get up before the the crack of noon , imagine again my surprise this obviously one sided match was given an evening slot.Thankfully for the walking heart attack he did not have to waddle about on the oche for long as he won 6-0 against a player averaging 33 points less than him, and he could fuck off  and sit on his hole for another 24 hours.

On the topic of the lazy cunt , Littler last week made a list of the 30 influential Europeans in sports under the age of 30. I had to laugh at this, a morbidly rotund chav cunt vaping at 16, living on kebabs, who hauls his enormous obese arse out of bed so he can sit on his hole to play video games is in a list that is entitled "sports"

MvG  who used to boast how people feared him, clearly  is reeling from the beatings littler has put on him recently, and said this week of the Forbes list  "he hasn’t won anything yet. If people haven’t won anything yet, should they be getting into Forbes".

MvG is positively seething  and annoyed of the attention kebab guzzler is getting, as well as MvG not understanding what influential means. We were told Pinocchio was influential for getting women involved in the game, and suspect the article was implying Littler was influential in drawing a younger audience, and viewing figures for the PDC has backed that up. MvG's  remarks how he has won nothing of note or how he hasn’t won anything yet matters not. After all what retarded cunt actually believes Littler and sports go hand in hand or ever be in the same sentence  ? MvG comes out of this looking petty, and unlike other players who have won nothing of note like Chizzy, I suspect its only a matter of time before Littler wins a proper ranking tv event. I doubt it will take him over a decade like it did Bellyboy he hasn’t won anything yet. If people haven’t won anything yet, should they be getting into Forbes providing the vaping bone idle lazy fast food guzzling cunt does not get a banger before that.

Anyhow, if this weekends action is half as good as last weekends it will be 2 glorious days of darts.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The award this week goes to Krusty Peter Wright. This is not based solely on his Premier League performances as the PL on its own means fuck all, its just a nice pay day for Twat Porter's clique, and those that kiss his hole and go back on their word like Rob Dross but those results form part of the overall reason. so lets look at the recent results in just the last 5 days alone

Monday- Players Champs #7 : Not only lost first round in the last 128, he was murdered 6-1 by a player who has not even got a tourcard who averaged 84
Tuesday - Players Champs #8 : Again he lost first round in the last 128, and again lost to a player who averaged in the 80s
Thursday - Premier League : Granted he was playing Luke Humphries, but he led 4-1 and then lost 5 on the trot
Friday - Euro Tour #3 : Led 4-1 on Clemens and loses 6-5


Wright was raped by Berry van Peer, as said, a player without a tour card , recovering from the made up symptom of "dartitis" and is a jobber in Modus. He got beaten by Lee Evans, and I am sure there is some joke in there, and tonight he lost to marshmallow man Gabriel Clemens, who is currently the greatest choker in the PDC by a country mile.
I have seen people compare the choking Hun cunt to players like Ian White, but as much of a choker White is/was, he at least won floor comps, Clemens is the worst. It took KotW winner Krusty to out choke Clemens for Clemens to fall over the line despite having the throw and starting with a maximum.

I know some dipstick will claim , ah but he is old and on the way down the rankings, but here is what annoys me, come next Thursday, those masochists tuning in will be told how the 8 players in the glorified, invitational, non ranking money making roadshow will have the "8 best players in the world". Are there people who actually believes that shit ? I and many others said last December that Weight should be nowhere near the PL, but because the old cunt dresses up like a spastic for mutants in the crowd, he gets in.  Make no mistake, the Premier League is not based on merit, or ability, hunger or desire, but placating pissed up people stupid enough to part with their cash and then tell those stupid enough to believe it, that its "a Major". some people will believe anything.
I will not be watching next Thursday, I did not watch one second of this weeks event, why would I ?
This Premier League sill has another 7 weeks left. Even if you were not fed up seeing the same 8 players over and over for the last 11 weeks, seeing the same match ups, you have to subject yourself to the sound of Mardle spouting absolute bullshit, and thinking he is funny. The thought of him even existing sickens me at this point.
Anyone expecting me to comment on the non ranking roadshow where the scum of the earth pay top price for tickets to be subjected to violence, verbal abuse, flying pitchers of beer etc under the pretense of them being fans of a game supposedly watching an event that means nothing other than a healthy pay day for those in Twat Porters clique I did not watch so cannot comment.. I will tune in for the last week or 2 when the monotony of it is shaken up a bit when there is some minimal amount at stake.
And for anyone who claims it is a major, its not, a proper major is ranking, you only have to look at how Glen Durrant won this exbo a few years ago and then his game fell off a cliff, were it a ranking comp, the money on his OoM would have bought him far longer.

A mention for the mental mechanic James Wade who won possibly one of the most crucial games of his recent years, like Krusty he too has been losing a lot despite some solid performances, No one can deny the things he has done in the game,the 3rd most successful player in PDC history, yet somehow fails to get in to some peoples top ten, which is bizarre, and outside of Phil Taylor, no one has spent more time in the worlds top 10. Earlier this year whilst world #19 he made a claim that he would be back in the world's top 10 by the end of the year. Fast forward 3 months, and not only has he not climbed, he has dropped another 2 spots to World #21. He lost to Gurney in the last Euro tour, and to be fair it was a harsh draw when he could have got some home nation qualifier, but this week in the Players championships he went out first round on both days, which I believe is the first time he lost first round twice in a row for years. He lost to Jim Williams & Danny Lauby, and was in danger of missing the Matchplay for the first time since he joined the PDC, he was in the last spot in the race for the Matchplay heading in to his game against Mike de Decker who ironically was the player  behind him in the ranking, and would overtake Wade. He could still miss the Matchplay, and this is where a player can disappear quickly when you fail to reach the majors, whilst those around you overtake you. Wade will be lucky to remain world #21, let alone get back to the top 10 if he don't get his act together.

Then I did write him off in 2017, and he returned and won 2 tv titles in a week in 2018, I wrote him off again in 2020 and he came back and won the UK Open in 2021, but this time, he looks done, especially with the quality of players coming through. The weird thing is Wade is years younger than Chizzy & Clayton and over a dozen years younger than Ando and Peter Wright. In fact Peter Wright did not even win his first PDC Tv title until he was 6 years older than what Wade is now.  Wade has the temperament, ability, talent, but he was never a player that did a lot of practice and one could understand after almost 20 years the hunger is not there, especially as he has made 7 figures from the game.


MODUS

Last week I spoke how Modus and even the CDC were the best run orgs outside of the PDC, and sure enough both orgs then go post things on twitter that  made me shake my head.
Modus posted this

How much influence do these people I have never heard of have ?
Secondly in what fucked up universe are those jobbers now considered professionals ? Outside of Pinocchio, what player on that list makes a living from darts ? Unless you are living on bread and rain water, living in a caravan in the shadow of a nuclear reactor, how in the blue fuck could those people be considered professional where they could live on what they make from the game.
What sort of sad bastard would then watch all those "influencers" in a singles competition ? Imagine advertising that, they should be ashamed of putting that on a stream. I thought first it was an older tweet from April 1st until I checked the date.

The CDC took a leaf out of the old BDO manual for making the most idiotic mistakes with online posters when they posted this

As I type this Alex Spellman has just hit a 9 darter  in the above event, which I am watching live on youtube,  That gave him a 4-2 lead, and he has just won 5-2 with a ton average.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK.
 

I have said multiple times in the past outside of the PDC, that Modus Super Series is possibly the best organised darts circuit, and yes arguments can be made for the CDC in America and other orgs that have sporadic events, but Modus produce live streaming 6 days a week for the vast majority of the year, even if the majority of those watching are degenerate gambling addicted cunts who would bet on 2 flies climbing a wall and blame others for their addiction and failure as functioning human beings when they get upset over losing money they could not afford to gamble.

I can even tolerate Nicholson to point in this, and Glen Durrant is fast becoming my favourite on comms in all of darts, then to be fair the bar is not that high overall. However for all the good they do, that is not to say they don't completely fuck up and repeat the same mistakes over and over.
There has been players who had to not only qualify to earn a shot at Modus,whilst others are simply just offered spots, but some even after qualifying had to wait months on end to be given a chance to play, whilst Modus give preferential treatment to absolute cunts like the parasite, proven liar and useless over rated potbellied geriatric prick spineless Adams. The parasite is not alone either. Neil Duff, Pinocchio Sherrock, Rob Thornton, Teapot Osborne and Andy Hamilton who as fucked more pensioners than Harold Shipman all seem to get invite after invite whilst players more deserving and who have gone through qualifiers must wait months on end. I like Thornton and Osborne, but that does not negate the fact certain players get preferential treatment, even when they fail over and over. I have called out the PDC in the past for favouritism and will do the same for Modus.
Do those selecting the players seriously think the likes of that parasite, 2 faced lying sack of shit wrapped in skin Adams will draw more viewers to their stream ?
The answer is no, only 3 types of people watch Modus, those gambling addicted cunts who would watch anything in order to bet on it, true darts fans like myself who already know how shit parasite Adams is and have no desire to ever watch him and would prefer some younger player with potential be given the chance, and lastly family members and friends of the players, and that is getting smaller for parasite Adams.

In Modus there are 3 groups. Group A has 6 players where only one player qualifies, Group C also has 6 players, but 2 qualify, and Group B, which has only 5 players but 3 qualify for the finals night, guess which group they stuck the Rolf Harris lookalike parasite Adams in ? That's right group B and then that victim of mother nature Joey Deacon can try hoodwink people when the begging parasite gets through and pretend that the most over rated cunt in the history of the game is some type of great player.


PDC SHIT

Luke Humphries who was racking up Euro Tour wins for months finally won a TV major when he won the Grand Prix back in October.
He followed that up 42 days later with another ranking tv title in the Grand Slam of Darts.
One week later Humphries wins yet another ranking tv title in the Players champions ships final. At this point he won more in 49 days than what Bellyboy won in over a dozen years.
Humphries, not content with just that haul then follows that up 5 weeks later with the greatest prize in all of darts the World championship. It is obvious to everyone who the best player in the world is currently, well except to the worlds tallest midget, Michael van Gerwen who persisted to run his mouth stating how "people fear me", doubling down with other nonsense such as "if I play well I win". The rubber lipped Hunchback has such an ego he does not realize how retarded he sounds as well as acts and looks.

Humphries reaches the final of the UK Open, another TV ranking event, Humphries then last weekend not only wins the euro tour, but does so with the 4th highest comp average in history. Only now it starts to dawn on the hunchbacked prick MvG that Humphries might be the best player in the world. It must have hurt his pride to finally admit it as Luke Humphries ripped him a new asshole in the final of the Euro tour

Then we came to the glorified, invitational , non ranking exbo played in front of a full house, packed to the rafters for the most part with Mancunian scum. The moron on comms, I think it was Stuart Pyke was trying to convey his absolute shock how Humphries was 3-0 down to Bellyboy averaging low 80s as if this was some huge event. Here is a guy who won 4 ranking tv titles, multiple ranking euro tours, and reached the final of another ranking comp in the UK Open,  a player who has pocketed in the region of one million quid from ranking events in the last 6 months alone and Pyke upset how he is not getting motivated for a 17 week non ranking invitational exbo that is not important.
Sky went berserk for the 9-darter that Price hit on his way to the final. They replayed it over and over, but do you know what they did not show ? They did not show the scum crowd that were fighting in the stands whilst the 9 darter was being hit, or show how throughout the night people with children in the crowd were being bombarded with pitchers of beer and other objects. The PDC or Sky simply wont acknowledge this, the PDC do not care, just get the scum in, pack them in tight, charge them a fortune for tickets, feed them drink at extortionate prices, let them run amok and never acknowledge the problems. One night some poor fucker will be stabbed or killed and the PDC who have allowed this environment to fester will act like they are surprised. I consider myself a darts fan and I would not attend a PL night even if they paid me to attend, let alone gave me free tickets. Fuck that !

Another player who I am fast taking a dislike to is that dwarf cunt from the Valleys who has an excuse for everything. Price is a good watch, but an atrocious loser who makes excuse after excuse for every defeat. If its not the temperature in a building, its the fans, or its the travel, . Here is a guy who likes to portray this image of a hard man ex rugby player, who is soft as shit running to instagram sobbing every time he gets beaten.  This week after he lost, and went as usual to instagram wrote "Final was spoilt before a dart was even thrown but that's what happens". You could say if he was referring to the scum crowd, he might have a point, but he followed that comment up with ''Great crowd and amazing atmosphere. Thanks Manchester,'' so it was not the crowd. Who knows what upset him, it will be something else next week when he loses, and the same the week after.

John Part should never, and I mean never shown on TV with his shirt tucked in with that gut hanging out, some people get home late from work and could be eating. Show him from the chesticles up or at least have him wear the shirt loose and hanging and not tucked in, and most certainly not from the side .

Six years ago today, April 5th , Eric Bristow passed away. My favourite player of all time, the first true superstar, and even after he packed up competing, his commentary was second to none, and his slating of the BDO every Xmas and New Year was comedy gold. You would wonder what he would think of the players today like Price who constantly makes excuses, the entitlement of those like Bellyboy.

 

Could you imagine his opinion on the whole fiasco of guys like Noah and Victor pretending to be women players and him riling up the woke cunts

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Roll on the players championships...

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