KNOB OF THE WEEK 

Since last weeks post I don't think I spent more than 20 minutes on the internet until this morning. I went out Monday and Tuesday was a piss up for my friends birthday, and from what I caught up on, the meaningless World Series events hit a new low with the Saudai event. The feedback I saw was not good, even the upcoming ranking event Masters now means little to me, after all were we not told during the Ally Pally how the Worlds is the only event that matters and winning it is the equivalent of winning 5 Matchplays. I am curious as to how the PDC comms try hype this event, what spin they will try hoodwink gullible viewers with. Seems Headshaker Barney would rather do exbos and make more money than play in it, not like I would miss his sour puss. Maybe next week I might muster up some enthusiasm if only to watch Stephen Cunting bomb in another ranking event, whilst another fat fuck is shoved down our throats, as he canters yet another ranking title. 

 

So a short one this week at a time I was never more bored with the game,since the worlds ended.This s the most bored with the game I have been in multiple decades. With the glorified non ranking invitational exbo on the horizon it does bode well for me to suddenly get excited again

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 This fat barrel of monkey spunk had the audacity in an interview to claim he is one of the best players in the world. A guy in the PDC for almost a decade who has never won a ranking Major, never even reached the final of one. Selected for the premier League, over players like Wade who reached the final of 2 ranking majors alone in 2025.

Then claims he deserves his spot in the PL. The entitlement of this fat fuck is astounding, the guy who finished bottom last year and lost every game for 8 straight weeks.

Him having a heart attack on stage might get me to watch 

 THE PDC

Let me preface this first by saying no one denies the PDC has been fantastic for the game in so many ways, I was a fan of the game all my life, and saw the bleak periods in the early 90s when it was at its worst ,more tv events, great prize money, top players make a great living, the introduction of Euro Tours, a challenge tour and a development tour. Hats off to them,

However that is not to say there has been no faults. The game is almost sterile from the lack of characters, personality means less than a walk on song, and God forbid a player is outspoken or too opinionated and speaks the truth you have that shower of cunts in the DRA Nazi Party waiting to rape you of money. Players who put in commitment and effort are completely overlooked in favor of players in Twat Porter's clique, a simple glance at Premier League and World Series events will show you that, where players with a walk on song that appeals to the masses of pissed up simpletons in fancy dress makes you more likely to be selected over years of service, or ability. Their commentators have never been worse overall. Pyke is condescending ignorant and arrogant prick who deserved to be drop kicked in to the afterlife.

You have countless  meaningless events, that are non ranking hyped up glorified exbos, nothing more , like the World Series, Premier League and World Cup. You have the pinnacle event the World Championships where the prize money is simply too top heavy, where a semi final is worth the  same as winning the Matchplay, and almost twice as much as the UK Open. The winner gets a million quid, which is e same as winning 5 Matchplays. The PDC ridiculed the BDO for their once top heavy Lakeshite event and now are doing the same. Throughout the World we were told this is the only event that matters, so if that is true why should I care about other events then? When the Masters start will they tell us this means nothing, how it does not matter who wins it, and the winner is still not in the PL unless he is in the clique.

Then you have their agenda to tick boxes, drafting in munter's like thunder Thighs Turner to give her "expert opinion" on a game. She can barely beat other munter's in Modus, let alone comment on players who on their worst day would batter her. Then you have them ignoring the law on Men in Women's sport and allow a mentally ill cross dressing man compete in the Women's series.

You see them show complete disrespect to the very people who founded the PDC, people like Jockey Wilson and Bob Anderson, former world champions and others who without them the PDC would not exist are not even in their Hall of Fame.

 When I got home Friday I more interested in the Challenge tour, and did not give a fiddlers fuck about some world Series event, did not see a single second of it live. Late Friday evening  decided I might skim the highlights on youtube and of course the thumbnail for the video was the short obese waddling fat fuck Littler, who was the first one out, but it did not matter because the whole event was not worth a fuck, almost akin to a friendly in football.

Here is an example of the hypocrisy of this cunt twat Porter , in the UK fawns over the he-she in the womens series,willing to break the law to allow this cunt play in it, has pro gay rainbow laces advertising, pride flag colors visible. But come Monday when they are in Saudi Arabia you wont see a pride flag, or a cross dresser, a country that thinks nothing of hacking up journalists, beheading gays. Twat porter has no problem taking their coin. Lets see him put up his pride flags in Saudi Arabia if he truly believe in equal rights, but he wont. 

I wont be watching it as I will be out drinking Monday and Tuesday 

 

As for q-school I was surprised Harryson missed out  long with Derek Coulson who has been superb and consistent in Modus, like Peer Wright a player that seems to got better in his late 40s.

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

No surprise Twat Porter wins the award this week, but does so for 2 major reasons.

Reason 1. What is the criteria for the PL outside the top 4 automatic places ? Twat Porter has never answered this, ever. If we are to believe the PL is based on the Worlds, that would explain Gian van Veen, but why was Searle not picked then ? Again if based on performances in the worlds, why was Price and Bunting picked when they failed miserably in the worlds.


If the criteria is based on what you have done throughout the year instead and not the world's, then Wade with 2 ranking finals in 2 of the oldest ranking Majors should in, Noppert with 5 TV semi finals should be in, and remember Wade and Noppert both lost in classic games at Ally Pally, Wade in a tie breaker, and Noppert went out averaging over a ton. But since Wade and Noppert were overlooked, it seems quite clear what you do in the previous 11 months does not matter unless you are a friend of the cunt Twat Porter.

Here is my issue, Bunting and Price did nothing in the words, and did nothing throughout the year, so can anyone tell me what either player did to deserve a PL spot. Bunting despite being visually repulsive, and a grotesque cunt has never won a ranking major in almost a dozen years in the PDC. In his entire PDC carer he has never made the final of a ranking major, yet gets constantly picked for the PL. Last year he did not win a game for 8 weeks, he finished bottom of the table, failed to reach a final in a tv event, claims he is the peoples champion and then lies when he got backlash, insults darts fan, then goes full scouser victim mode, if the fans he insults then insult him. In his entire PDC career he won just one solitary non ranking tv title. So imagine my surprise when the fat cunt was then selected for the world Series event in Bahrain as well. The fat scouse cunt must have no shame or pride, let alone respect for himself or any of his fellow players, can you imagine what Wade, Noppert, Searle etc must be thinking about the grubby obese scouser and Twat Porter but cannot say in case the DRA Nazi Party fine them. On the plus side, with no Wade or Noppert, there is even less reason to watch Twat Porter little pet project and circus where his friends get financial help, also even the most dense fans are waking up to the type of cunt Twat Porter is, and thirdly, the only reason anyone now has to watch a meaningless, non ranking glorified exbo  is to hope the piss up scum in the crowd stop chucking piss at each other to abuse Cunting, the audio people will have their work cutting that out and try pretend its not happening, whilst bullshitting the viewer with the retarded notion he is the People's champion.

Reason 2. This week Teeth McDonald and the puppy George Noble were announced for the Hall of Fame, and I have no issue with either getting in. My issue is the PDC Hall of Fame would never have fucking existed without the players who broke away from the BDO to form the World Darts Council which became the PDC. You have John Gwynne a commentator who never risked his career when he did work for the PDC in the Hall of Fame, for what, doing his fucking job he got paid for, yet Jocky Wilson, a former multiple time world champion risked everything to help form the PDC, and he has been completely ignored, nowhere in the Hall of fame, no sign other World champions who formed the PDC in Bob Anderson, and Keith Dellar, but they put in shaky Dave Clarke who was shit at his job and could not sack the useless cunt cos he got Parkinsons in the Hall of Fame. Getting Parkinsons was a terrible thing, but lets be honest, he was shit at the job he sas paid for, long before any diagnosis, and said it back then .Every single player that left the BDO to form the PDC should be in the Hall of Fame, those not in Jocky Wilson Bob Anderson, Keith Dellar, the late Jamie Harvey, Cliff Lazerenko, Alan Warriner, Peter Evison, Richie Gardner, and Kein Spiolek,

Q-SCHOOL
My interest in this has been minimal, mainly because the thing is full of jobbers, Is there more than 2 players in q-school who will ever be a top player, is there even 2?. Even the so called favorites to get cards like Harryson, Van Schie etc, are still as capable of losing games with an 80 average. Yes I am happy for the likes of Cristo Reyes, but how many of these guys cough up a wedge to enter Q-school, travel round Europe, and barely make the equivalent of minimum wage, for 2 years before their spirit and bank balance is fucked for ever, For every Luke Littler or Van Veen there is 50 or more deluded cunts having to eke out a miserable existence as a whipping boy because they are deluded enough to think they can make it. Thankfully some players have said fuck it, opted not to go, and will do ADC events, local events, Modus etc and be just as well off if not better. Some players in Modus are doing financially better than some tour card holders. 

PDC MASTERS 

After watching the Worlds we were told Ally Pally was the biggest event, the pinnacle, the only event that mattered, nothing compares, So why should we give a fuck about any other event then, especially this fucked up event that has only recently become ranked .

In the next 6 months we have just 2 Majors, the UK Open and the Matchplay, everything is non ranking bullshit, like world series, the boring PL, and World Cup, all mean fuck all,  and minor floor events, a calendar so grim a Euro tour feels like a major event.. Making this Masters a ranking event does not solve the issue

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 KNOB OF THE WEEK
What has been a fantastic World Championships has been made unbearable to listen to because of commentary. Stuart Pyke is a fucking cunt of the highest order, putting aside his blatant favoritism when a commentator is suppose to be impartial, what irks me the most is when some lesser player plays well and this arrogant and ignorant prick spouts nonsense like "this is the best he ever played", like this is some sort of statistical fact, when in reality its just his ignorant opinion because he is surprised one of his favorites was under the cosh. This idea that his shock or opinion constitutes facts is nauseating. Then we have Thunder Thighs Turner criticize averages she could only hit in her fucking dreams, and only there to tick some box for equality nonsense. Mardle told us MvG and Ando have been playing in the PDC for over 2 decades, which was a blatant lie
People use to slag Waddell, Lanning and Harrington, but today's commentary are abysmal, Studd is atrocious and a supreme ass kisser, we are the point Durrant and Part are possibly the best of them.



Littler made the news because he upset some snowflakes. I am no Littler fan, and will be the first to criticize him, but his recent comments to the crowd were spot on, how can I criticize any player for telling the truth. If the logic is the fans pay money, they have the right to boo, then he has the right to reply and telling them the truth can never be a bad thing.These Ally Pally fans are for the most part scum cunts only into to drinking, fancy dress, being moronic sheep and chanting idiotic football chants, whilst singing about tables and chucking piss on each other, and we are suppose to care these classless sub human cunts might be offended ,fuck them, maybe if they watched the darts instead of acting like maggots the might garner some sympathy.

Here is my real gripe with the worlds.
For years during the split I have seen Barry Hearn, PDC officials, players and fans have a dig at the bdo about Lakeshite and the prize fund being top heavy, in comparison to their other mickey mouse events, and it was a valid argument, and now the PDC do the same thing themselves.
Ryan Searle and his lucky run  got him the same amount of money a player would get for winning the Matchplay, is a semi final in the world more prestigious than winning the matchplay ? No in my opinion. Does anyone on earth believe Ryan Searle who is now ranked #8, is he 8th best player in the world? Of course not.
I get it , the world is the pinnacle event, but is the Worlds really so important that its prize money for the winner is the same as winning 5 Matchplays the second biggest event in dart, seriously ? If I was a player, I rather win 5 Matchplays than the worlds.
The top heavy prize fund suits players whose window is short, players with freak spells, but players like Wade, Price Noppert, consistent players all year are all round better players. for example Wade in 2025 made the final of the UK Open, a proper ranking major, one of the oldest majors, made the final of the Matchplay, the second biggest event in darts and lost both finals to Littler, he got 150k, Justin hood for just 4 games got 100k. Yes people will say timing, but with a lucky draw, a player can get a run and put himself in a false position in the rankings. 2 yeas later they are nowhere, whilst player who have been at the top for well over a decade will still be top 16. How can winning the Worlds be worth more than the Matchplayplay, Uk Open, Grand Prix, Slam and others combined that is just fucked up.

As a Wade fan seeing the slop Evans served up against Manby was sickening, but did enjoy Josh Cock, Bunting and Apinall going out.
Bunting is no longer in the the top 4 and loses his automatic PL spot, so expect twat Porter to make up some new rule to get him in or Aspinall or Josh Cock. Woke cunt will probably suffer a brain hemorrhage trying to come up with a way to get 2 let alone 3 in the annual glorified, non ranking invitational roadshow. I hope Wade is not picked so I have no excuse to watch that tripe.

Good luck to Gian tomorrow who got away with murder against ando who blew multiple important legs, though I expect the kebab guzzler to win, but hope I am wrong.

 

Lastly the averages to date, Excluding the final obviously 

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Former champion averages in the 70s and goes out, what has happened to him, his slump has been as fast as that of Bellyboy . I won't miss Bellyboy, my favorite result was seeing the match fixing cunt Nijman getting turfed out 3- zip. Enjoyed the Wade game, where Wade averaged higher, scored better, better checkout percentage and even won more legs but got Waded. I loved the Noppert and Hood classic. 2 superb games for Hood, Annoying when you see Noppert average 102 and go out and that cunt Ryan Treacle winning with an 85 average, but shit like this happens every year.  Van Veen averaged 108 and is now up to world #7 overtaking Wade, and ready to leapfrog at least Noppert. Price going out this early to Plaiser was a surprise for me. I loved Wesley's comments to online hate  “I try to shut it out. I don’t respond anyway. I read it very occasionally, but I don’t care at all. I see it as people who are jealous. Most of them are probably at home on benefits.”.

Joe Cullen spent yet another day moaning, he is turning in to a little whiney shitbag, this time moaning about Mensur's tactics, Regardless of whether they were tactics, this is a player Cullen has played countless times over the years, he should know he might pull that shit, and he is responsible for his own attitude and inability to deal with it. He is suppose to be a professional, maybe he should act like one.

Last weeks Knob of the Week Stephen Cunting doubled down on his stupidity in another interview, and acted like he was crying, imagine that, a scouse cunt playing the victim, its like its the defense mechanism for ever one them. The obese prick then said, he never said he was the People's champion, it was sky that said, but the lying prick did say it, even boasted of it. Calls internet fans fickle, and then boasts how many he has, faster this cunt gets sent packing the better.

 

A mention for Dom Taylor, who got suspended by the PDC just before I posted last weeks KotW . I have seen people defend him saying it  just a bit of smoke, and if true its just that I don't think it does much harm, however the stupid cunt knew the rules, he was caught before, so hardly a surprise they would check him again, and for him to risk it at the World Championship the biggest pay day in darts, makes him one stupid cunt, wait til you are knocked out, bank the coin and then have your smoke.

 

Anyhow the PDC averages after the completion of round 2

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I spoke weeks ago how this fat tub of monkey spunk is a cunt and how I am sick of this "people's champion"bullshit spouted by comms. Do you know who decides  the peoples champion/ That's right the fucking people not inbred docile cunts like Stuart Pyke. seems the fat fuck now actually is telling others and declaring himself the peoples champion. Like all scouse gits, he thinks he is the center of the universe.

A quick glance on social media you can see lots of people don't like him. He was lucky to scrape  win in the last 128 and now talking o winning the event, how deluded is he. He never reached the final of a ranking tv major, let alone win one. Then so many dart fans are thick as pig shit.

For example, when Krusty Peter Wright came out for his match people criticized him for dressing up on stage, but had no problem with his opponent a mentally ill man who dresses up all day every day in women's drag thinking he is a fucking woman. Its staggering some of the people who have zero self awareness.

and while I am at it, how come the he-she was the only loser getting an interview? I bet that cunt Twat Porter insisted on it the woke cunt, and law breaking prick, ignoring British law on Men in Women's sport. Seems the PDC think the law does not apply to them. 

Joe Cullen acted upset because the bookies made his opponent favorite, what a pathetic thing to moan over.

 Then we had Menzies punching the table and some people crying he should be banned. The way I see it at least he gave a shit, not smiled and grinned. Show me a good loser and I show you a loser. He already got his punishment damaging his throwing hand, let him off with a caution. Pinocchio his girlfriend or ex girlfriend or whatever took the piss out of him shaking the table when she lost.

I had no problem with the Honeymonster Greaves and Pinocchio Sherrock in the comp, but listening to comms rim them endlessly was torture, so wont miss that sucking up..

Magpie was superb tonight, and Dirk and Baetens one of my favorite games of the comp that I saw.

Babs van den Bergh was dogshit, was bloated, pale and clammy looking like a body dragged out of the river and had the 4h lowest average in the entire first round and one of those lower was by a woman.

 Then we had Thunder thighs Turner, in her role, only given to her to tick some woke box, complain about some poor averages, averages she would dream of hitting, you could not make it up. 

 

The first round done and dusted , all the averages

 Lastly forgot to mention this last week, When Deta finally won the Lakeside, the usual tranny loving gimps were seething, they hate real biological women and prefer their women to have penises.

One one forum, there were numerous people leaving posts congratulating Deta, some saying they were happy for her and all sorts of well wishers.

Then a short fat four eyed fuck with a micro penis and a penchant for men in drag, and crying like a bitch posted this.

 This typically left leaning, tranny loving mentally disturbed brainwashed inbred simpleton loves declaring people racist,bigot, facist etc, but was the only person to mention Deta's skin color. So I ask who is the real racist. Seems he suddenly has no problem bringing up skin color if it suits his agenda to have a dig at a biological woman in an actual Women's event, because Deta spoke out against Men robbing the Womens game which is now illegal in the UK..

These woke kool-aid drinking sheep are the sick dangerous people, whilst they bandy about terms like racist, sexist, facist, bigot, nazi etc to deflect when confronted with any logic or valid argument, their first response is to throw out those words which carry no weight anymore. Its at the point if a woketard said you are a racist or whatever, I say "so what. It stumps them.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

This week it went to the #12 seed for the World's Ross Smith for going out first round, Yes you can argue Harrysson played well as did Smith but missed 6 match darts before finally losing the last 2 sets.

It was the first game I saw of this years comp, and saw the Ricky Evans one before hitting the cot due to long hours at work. I saw the mongs in the crowd were even worse that last year, as they chanted boring boring tables throughout the Evans game, The very first session of this comp saw a ton plus average, something the entire Lakeshite failed to produce.

 

more to follow later........