KNOB OF THE WEEK

There has been 2 World Series events this year, The Bahrain Masters, and Dutch Masters. Obviously Humphries, Littler etc were invited, just as they were for other exbo events like the Premier League. 
The invites for the upcoming 3 events of the Nordic Darts Masters, US Darts Masters, and the Poland Darts Masters were released a while back, and the remaining 2 events down under in Australia and New Zealand had 6 of the 8 invitees already named.
Here is my issue, Gerwyn Price, a player I enjoy watching, has been invited to all seven events, I expect that of Humphries or Littler, but how is it fair when the world #11 gets an invite to every event, whilst players ranked higher get less invites. Even Peter Wright the world #15 got an invite in one of the events already. Yet a player like James Wade, like him or not is the world #8 and has not gotten a single invitation, whilst a player below him gets an invite to every event.
Price is not even the highest ranked player in Wales. Clayton who is performing better, got just 2 invites in the next 5 events to Price involved in every event.
The PDC do not even try to hide their favoritism for certain players and their dislike of others. Lets not forget Price has had no problem in the past skipping euro events for example to stay home and watch a rugby game, and the PDC reward him with invite after invite.Even today he withdrew from the euro tour which appears at a very late stage. How exactly can seeing the same players, week after week , month after month in the Premier League, only to see them all again in almost every World series event be special ? Even Humphries versus Littler which will always be a quality match has lost a lot of its appeal, when you can see it so often.
I expected Heta would be involved in events down under only because of his nationality, in the same way Shitlock was paraded out there as token homeboy but with the chosen clique of Twat Porter getting the reads of the Premier League, a lot more players should be given chances in the World Series events.

Watching the Euro tour today was more of a priority for me than even looking fr the results of the Premier League last night, let alone watching the PL. I did not even watch any highlights, in fact when the afternoon session in the Euro tour finished, I caught up on Modus instead,which tells you how disinterested I am the PL and the same players over and over in an event that in not even ranked, nor should it ever be. As I said last week Huybrechts stated how he thinks continuous meetings of the top players make it less special, and this week Heta echoed similar sentiments

“No I don’t watch it. I haven’t watched it this year. I see the results obviously they come up on social media all the time. But I didn’t watch it. I might have watched a few games last year. I think it’s too much. It’s the same people in the match ups and then I’m seeing them every week at darts.
I’m on the dartboard practicing when they’re playing the thing. I mean you are getting those prestigious games but all the time so you’re flooding the good darts.  
The Luke Littler vs Luke Humphries you’re going to see them twenty plus times a year probably play each other.  I’m not even sure how many times we have seen a Phil Taylor vs MvG game."

EURO TOUR
Those missing the event included #2 Littler, #6 Cross, #9 Aspinall, #11 Price and #12 Ando.
Evil Charlie never took some early chances and went out 6-1 to Pikachu who averaged 96.
Despite being 3-0 down and 5-3 down the lanky match fixing cunt Nijman got through and even survived 3 match darts, fucking sickening.
Flukeman took on Wenig, and Flukeman's solid performance and 96 average was too much for Ze German. Joyce and De Zwaan was a typical Friday afternoon slogfest, with Joyce missing 5 match darts for a 6-4 win and in the last leg De Zwaan missed 3 match darts and Joyce took the win. Super Mario averaged almost a ton over 10 legs winning 6-4 against Zonneveld in a surprisingly entertaining game. The always miserable antagonistic Belgian Orphan Huybrechts against Edhouse started with shite from Edhouse and going 3-0 down but improved and even missed a match dart for a 6-4 win,it went to a final leg and a good finish, with Edhouse upset with the crowd whistling,after missing 2 more match darts, Huybrechts needing double 10 but his score and Edhouse sealed the win. As usual Huybrechts was upset over something the moody cunt. Gilding was atrocious against Beaker from the Muppet Show. Gilding barely broke the 80 barrier for his first 9 darts for the first 4 legs.Spaaridans averaging just 92 won convincingly 6-2. The session finished with Max Jobb sending Woodlouse packing 6-3 despite averaging only 87.

Cullen and Meikle started the evening session, as Cullen missed countless doubles and was broke twice and was 3-0 down, and despite Cullen getting a break back, Meikle broke and held and went 5-1 up and broke for 6-1 win. Cullen missed 15 doubles and averaged 82. Gurney and Kuivenhoven bored me senseless and I did not care Gurney won. Then we got Mansell and sure enough it went all eleven long legs. To be fair Mansell just held for the 6 legs he had throw and was a solid display with a 94 average. Wesley Plaiser who looks like he comes from the same gene pool as hunchback MvG took on the scruffy looking Menzies. Plaiser broke for a 3-1 lead and held for 4-1, but missed 5 darts for 5-2 as Menzies broke and held for 4-4, and broke again and threw for the win, but Plaiser took out 127 on the bull for a 12 darter break, but it was in vain as he then missed 6 match darts and out went Plaiser. Next was big Boris and Van Veen, with boris on fire for a 2-0 lead but went of the boil and when he failed to hold in the 6th leg he was 4-2 down despite averaging 13 points more, Boris broke and held for 4-4, and held for 5-5, Boris broke for the win, as the dutch scum crowd again were whistling out .I was done for the night, no way was I subjecting myself to Barney against another jobber, or Fattimena against a nobody, not even dirk in between against some Scandanavian jobber was worth hanging around for.
Barney won in a last leg, Dirk averaged over a ton in a raping of a Finn and Nico Springer averaged in 3 figures in a win over Fattimena


Roll on tomorrow

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 

 It seems the events the PDC have taken off ITV according to rumours circulating that the events will most likely end up on channel 5, and if true this is a backward step, as the other channels of channel 5 are not High Definition, and channel 5 have even longer adverts than ITV and in the past after lengthy ad breaks  whilst showing snooker, often returned and missed the start of frames, the idea of missing large amounts of darts can not be a good thing.

The premier league this week was given a miss, and read there was a 9 darter by Price, and Aspinall won the night and put himself in the qualifying spot at the expense of MvG. I will only watch this boring meaningless glorified exbo on the final night.  Kim Huybrects in an interview this week spoke about the PL and according to the article: 

During his time in the Premier League, the format required each player to contest one match per night. Huybrechts admitted he is not a fan of the current system. "I don’t really like this format — it’s lost some of its charm compared to before. Who wants to watch the twentieth meeting between Luke Littler and Michael van Gerwen in just half a year? Back then, it was one blockbuster like Phil Taylor versus Raymond van Barneveld — that was something you’d switch your TV on for. Now, I don’t watch much when I’m home. I see these guys more often than I see my own family," he said with a smile.

DEVELOPMENT TOUR
EVENT #13
Greaves went out to Cam Crabtree in the last 8, with Cam Crabtree winning the event,as was now in third place just 25 quid behind Owen Bates who was around 2200 behind Beau.
EVENT #14
Bates went in the last 128, Greaves went out in the last 64, whilst Crabtree went out in the last 32. Greaves was still top 2150 quid clear. Van den Velde won the event and moved up to 4th.
EVENT #15
Crabtree beat Greaves in the last 8 averaging almost 100, and then went on to win the event beating Jenson Walker.He moved to 150 quid of top spot. Greaves and Crabtree were opening a huge gap over third place of over 2 and a half grand with the top 2 getting a tourcard.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #14
MvG was the only  PL player to participate.
Got home Monday from work at half 6 so missed all the darts so only saw the results.
LAST 128: The seeds exiting included Mvg (thanks for coming) Wright, Heta, Edhouse and the match fixing prick. The highest average of the round was 108.62 by James Wade...that's not a typo.
LAST 64: Out went Searle, Wade, Barney, Woodlouse, Doets, Soutar and Clemens. The highest average 108.16 by Chizzy.Woodlouse hit a 9 darter against Dragt, and Chizzy hit one against Darius. 
LAST 32: Schindler, Dirk, Bellyboy, Magpie, Lukeman and Pikachu went, and highest average of the round was 107.17 by Ando.
LAST 16: Out went Ando, Fattimena, Cullen, Joyce, Zonneveld and Rydz, with Ratajski hitting the highest average of 102.48
LAST 8: Smudger, Van Veen, De Decker and Dom Taylor exited, highest average was Chizzy 104.28.
SEMIS: #28 seed Ratajski beat Scott Williams and Chizzy dumped out Noppert in a last leg decider
FINAL: It was Ratajski that took the win over Chizzy with a score of 8-4. Amazing result when you consider prior to his victory he lost first round in the last 7 consecutive floor champs

EVENT #15
LAST 128: Seeds leaving early were Wade, Heta, Bellyboy, De Decker, Joyce, Gilding, Edhouse, Rydz, Magpie and the match fixing cunt. Highest average was 106.47 by Fattimena. Smudger hit a 9 darter.
LAST 64: Out went Wright, Ratajski, Zonneveld, Soutar, Lukeman and Dom Taylor.Highest average was 107.53 by Dirk.
LAST 32: This saw the exit of Chizzy, Van Veen, Cullen, Wattimena, Pikachu and Razma. Ando had the highest average of the round with an 111.43.
LAST 16: Schindler, Searle, Ando and Barney were the seeds to go, and the highest average only 99.56 by Woodlouse. Smudger hit his second 9 darter of the day.
LAST 8: Smudger walloped Noppert 6 zip, and the highest average of the round with 98.02. Clemens beat Doets, Woodlouse beat Evans, and Dolan dumped out Dirk.
SEMIS : Smudger again failed to drop a leg as he trounced Woodlouse 7-0 averaging 105.21. Dolan averaging 93.80 beat Clemens 7-5. Clemens averaged 99.81 in the defeat.
FINAL: Smudger followed up his 6-0 win in the quarters, 7-0 in the semis, and 8-0 in the final, and counting the last 3 legs he won against Landman in the last 16, he made it 24 consecutive legs, to go with 2 nine darters earlier in the day. His average in the final was 104.56.


RANKINGS
Smudger's win moved him up 3 places to world #14 and is currently a seed in the Matchplay. Wright dropped 3 places to world #16. Despite only only 1 win over the 2 day Wade moved up to #9, with Stutters Aspinall dropping to #10. Ratajski moved up 2 spots to #31. Bellyboy is now 6k outside a Matchplay spot, with Ratajski climbing to be in the last qualifying spot currently. 

EURO QUALIFIERS
EVENT #7
The 10 qualifiers included 3 Germans, Hopp Wenig and Springer, 2 Belgians in super Mario and Huybrechts, 2 Dutch in Kuivenhoven and Plaiser, along with Meikle, Mansell and Evil charie.

EVENT #8
Of the 10 players that qualified for event 7, only 4 managed to do the double, those being Huybrechts, Mansell, Srpinger and Wenig. The other six qualifiers were, Dolan, Veenstra, Brooks, Pilgrim, Evans and Soutar.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I totally enjoyed the International Pairs finals night, and it even made me look forward to the PDC World Cup.

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Stutters Aspinall made a dick yet again of himself this week whilst speaking of referee Franz Engener. He said on talk sport “He was shouting and I was like, ‘I actually don’t think I could play if he was reffing. Nothing against the guy. I just don’t like the call so I hope he doesn’t like my games. Don’t sack him. It’s not for me.”
Then why say shit like that, does this cunt think his PL status is so important he can dictate PDC policy on referee selection ? The statement made him look like a complete spaz.   He looks like a chav tracksuit wearing asbo carrying council house scumbag, but aged quicker due to bad diet, lines of Bolivian marching powder  and probably walks like a pigeon  with left leg and right shoulder. I hope he now misses out for the 4th spot n the glorified roadshow exbo on Thursday nights, and MvG gets in if only to be the whipping boy.

DEVELOPMENT TOUR

This takes place this weekend 

EVENT #11 : Greaves went out in the last 128, with Cam Crabtree winning 8 games to win the event, averaging over 90 in 4 of the games. Greaves was still top with a 2k lead on second place.

EVENT #12 : Greaves survived darts in the last 128, whilst Crabtree went out in the last 128. Greaves went out in the semi finals to Barkhausen who went on to win the event and took him in to the top 5 and with Bates reaching the final he closed the gap at the top to just 1750 quid.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
This returns on Monday from Germany and as it stands 7 of the PL exbo players are giving it a skip, those missing will be Gerwyn Price, Nathan Aspinall, Stephen Bunting, Rob Cross, Chris Dobey, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, Jonny Clayton, Daryl Gurney,Cameron Menzies, Haupai Puha, Josh Rock, Dimitri Van den Bergh, Jules van Dongen, & Tim Wolters. Hunchback MvG the only PL entrant., then the other 7 missing are all UK players.

MATCHROOM DEAL
Matchroom media will be taking over from ITV from 2026. It appears all production will be done by Matchroom and then sold on to whatever broadcasters. I am not sure how it works but take PDC TV, these geographical morons think for some reason Ireland is in the UK, and any subscriber to PDC tv from the UK and Ireland, along with Holland do not get any premier events on PDC tv. Sky is easily available in Ireland but ITV a free to air TV channel in the UK is not as easy to get as it once was in Ireland so this new change might actually be a blessing for those previously having trouble getting ITV without an illegal stream. I also suspect the price of PDC darts will increase in accordance, but we will have to wait and see. The flip side is the huge UK market for darts wont welcome losing darts on ITV and missing the lovely Jacqui Oatley. It seems the largest events like those on Sky will still be produced by Sky, According to a quote some of them will still be free to air some wont, so technically some previous free to air ones from ITV will be behind some sort of paywall. Of course in typical corporate speak the PDC had this quote “We need to be more encouraging to the younger market, which involves talking to them in the language that they understand and the medium that they understand" which translated means we are aiming towards the younger people with more disposable income who we can charge more. It is not about anything other than money, and that is understandable, it is a business, but when they spout shite to try hide the blatantly obvious it makes them look worse.On the bright side, maybe we wont have to hear Pyke and Rawling again, and we can hope Nicholson will be an infuriating thing of the past.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
I watched some of this weeks action in the international pair and was enjoyable, Scotland were 100/1 to win the group and then won 9 games straight to win group. Wales were 8 points clear at one point on the final day of group A and blew it finishing third. In group C Belgium were bottom of the table, and qualified missing out on top spot by just legs won, they beat Northern Ireland in a winner takes all match  which included a 170 checkout with Northern Ireland on a finish to qualify, then Belgium won the decider and Neil Duff in typical fashion acted like a sour prick and complained after the defeat trying to insinuate Belgium did something wrong, good fucking riddance. In Group B Wales finally managed to get the job done and qualified along with Republic of  Ireland and the Netherlands who got through on leg difference on Germany. This Saturday nights finals be worth a watch on Sunday morning 

EURO TOUR

SATURDAY The session started well with Noppert sending the match fixing cunt nijman out 6-5, after coming from 2-0 down and 5-3 down which included a 135 ut with the cheat waiting on a finish. Cabbage Heta never really got going as he lost 6-2 to Martin Lukeman, Bellyboy came from 3-0 and 5-2 down to beat German Klose, and then proceeded to act like the fat prick he is.

Gary Anderson and Van Veen was a quality affair with Van veen taking a 142 to break in leg one after misses by Gary, Gando averaging 113, got back to 3-3, then Ando missed darts at a double and Van veen broke again with another ton plus checkout. Ando was 5-4 down despite 9 maximums , but broke and held in a lat leg decider, a quality match. I did not watch Dobey and Woodlouse, and the stats say the standard was pretTy good, but they are 2 boring fuckers, when I got back stutters Aspinall was 5-1 down to Zonneveld and the only leg stutters on was in 20 darts. Zonneveld won 6-2. De Decker scored well at the start but missed 8 doubles and was 3-0 down to Rob Cross who missed a rake of doubles himself. The next 5 legs went with throw and Cross missed 4 match darts for 6-2, but Cross held and won 6-3. Smudger beat Chizzy for the 5th time in a row. Chizzy had chances but crumbled at the end of legs and when Smudger broke him it was as good as over.
Cullen started well, and Wade was lucky to be 2-2, then Wade broke for 3-2 and held for 4-2 as Cullen's game dropped, but woke up again, but missed 4 darts to break and Wade held for 5-3, but Cullen took out 97 to hold, but Wade took the win with his 3rd match dart. Clayton, with his walk on tune I hate took on Gilding. After 2 break and holds it was 2-2, and Clayton should have broke but was 3-3, then 4-4,then Gilding hit 2 maximums to leave 41 but missed doubles to break and Clayton took out 160 to hold, and then missed a match dart before Gilding held and in to a last leg and Gilding better scoring saw him break for the win. Then we got Price and Barney and Barney broke for 3-1, Price got back to 3-3 and the head shaking was in full flow, then 4-4 after Price missed a dart to break, but Price broke for 5-4, and Price missed a match dart and Barney broke back and threw for the win and wrapped it up. Leon Weber started great against Wright and was 2-2 with Wright, but Wright quality showed as it went on ad wrapped it up 6-4. Dirk took on MvG, and Hunchback broke in leg 1 after dirk missed multiple doubles, but broke back and broke again for a 4-2 lead and held for 5-2, MvG held with Dirk waiting on a double but on throw Dirk sealed the win with a 101 average. Humphries came out flying and went 3-0 up on Scutt. Connor then took a leg before Humphries took the next 3 for a 6-1 win. Then it was Josh Cock and the German spacehopper. Schindler missed darts to hold and Rock broke and held for a 3-1 lead. Schindler held twice to trail 4-3, then broke and held to lead 5-4, and with rock throwing Schindler broke gain for the win. Menzies broke ealy against Bunting to lead 3-1, and 4-2, and then broke Bunting and threw for a 6-2 win. 

SUNDAY AFTERNOON Lukeman took on Barney and scored well but got broken twice and was 5-1 down with Barney throwing for the win,. Lukeman won the next 4 and in the final leg Barney missed a match dart and Lukeman took out 94, and the sour miserable Barney looked dejected. Cross went 2-1, but averaging 85 could not live with Ando and lost 6-3.Ando followed two 11 darters with a29 darter after 10 missed match darts, Cross was abysmal.  Wade broke Zonneveld twice and led 4-0, It was not that Wade was great, but Zonneveld was shit and the standard got worse as Wade cruised along to win 6-2. Wade taking out 120 for a 15 dart leg was the highlight and his best leg, thats how grim it was. Dirks recent power scoring continued against Schindler where he averaged 111 and hit 6 maximums, Schindler battled and did well just to get the 2 legs he did. Wright took on Menzies, taking out 115 to hold in leg 1, as the legs went on throw and in to a last leg decider, and that too went on throw as Menzies failed to take out 107, missing a match dart and Wright took the win. Gilding and Noppert was quality, with Gilding winning with a 110 average  including 5 maximums and 2 twelve darters, Noppert averaging 104 was second best. Smudger averaged slighly higher than Woodlouse but lost 6-3. Smudger waiting on a double for 2-0, Woodlouse took out 132, and then broke and held for 3-1 and smudger was chasing but to no avail.It was a decent quality, but Woodlouse bores me senseless. Last up was Humphries against Bellyboy, and it was the best I have seen the fat petulant cunt play in a long time as he averaged 106. a 12 darter and 10 darter put him 3-1 up. Humphries hit a two 12 darters and a 13 darter to level the game 5-5 but Bellyboy with the darts took the win

SUNDAY NIGHT
Lukeman -v- Ando : I did not expect ukeman to live with the scoring of Ando, but this was poor from both and at 2-2 both averaging in the mid 80s and both missing chances to break. Ando started to wake up and broke for 4-2, but Lukeman broke back and held 4-4. Ando held with a 24 darter,and Ando had the darts in a last leg decider and won the game with an 87 average. It was a dire slog.
Wade -v- Dirk : Wade on his entrance did a salute which snowflakes claimed was a nazi one, never ceases to amaze me how some people are actively looking to get offended on behalf of others, usually white middle class beta soyboys. As like Ando, Dirk was scoring like a lunatic recently and did not expect Wade to live with that. Wade broke in leg 3 and held for 3-1 averaging over 101. Then Wade went to shit scoring 120 in 9 darts, as Dirk took out the 170 and went on a blitz and went 4-3 up,averaging well over a ton. Dirk broke with another ton plus checkout and threw for the win, but Wade broke back, and then held for a last leg decider. Wade missed a match dart on 112, and Dirk then missed 3 match darts, and Wade returned and blew 3 match darts and dirk sealed the win. Wade will be sick.
Wright -v- Gilding : Despite only 3 point difference in the averages, Gilding went 4-0 up on Wright. Even with 7 perfect darts, Wright failed to break and Gilding went 5-0 up. Krusty held to get a leg before Gilding threw for the win and whilst both players hit a max, Gilding took out 96 for the win
Woodlouse -v- Bellyboy : I missed most of this and returned to see Bellyboy break to go 5-4 up and comms said Dull woodlouse missed a rake of doubles. I dont like woordlouse, but Bellyboy winning put the fat petulant cunt in the Matchplay spots. Bellyboy missed a match dart and woodlouse broke, and into a decider and Woodlouse won, and Bellyboy did a Barney sulking impression, I laughed like a cunt at that.
Ando -v- Dirk : This promised much but was oe sided as Ando averaging over 105 gave Dirk few chances and dirk never got his scoring going
Gilding -v- Woodlouse: This was another one sided affair, the highlight being a 160 checkout from gilding. The only other good thing was the result, and was delighted for Gilding.
Ando -v- Gilding : As fantastic as rhis euro tour was, it was also one of the worst comps I have ever seen for finishing, and Gilding missed multiple doubles and paid the price as he went 3-0 down averaging 74. Gilding started the next leg with 5 trebles and missed multiple darts at a double and Ando took out 141 for 4-0  and went 5-0 with an 84 out on the bull and with Gilding averaging 81, Ando broke for 6-0 and this was a rout. Gilding missed 3 more doubles to break and it was 7-0. Ando then took out 85 in 2 to wrap up an 8-0 win, and possibly the last time we see Ando on the euro tour.

RANKINGS

Ando's win saw him move up to world #15 jumping ahead of the bloated Josh Rock. De Decker moved above Babs van den Bergh and became the Belgian #1. Bellyboy's defear means he is still £3k outside the Matchplay spots, while Edhouse is £4.5 behind. Gilding was now over £14k inside the Matchplay spot.

CHALLENGE TOUR
EVENT #13: The last 256 saw King, DeZwaan, Waite, Scot Taylor, Hamilton, Steve West and Osbourne exit, Van Schie and Darius the league leader went out in the last 128. Greaves, Hendo and Danny Jansen went in the last 64. Shame McGuirk and Muelenkamp went in the last 32. Evetts went out in the semis and the event won by Van Trijp.
EVENT #14 : Merv King and Beau Greaves both lost 5-0 in the lst 256. Evetts in 2nd spot lost in the last 32 as did the days earier winner Van Trijp, as Darius, Belmont in 1st and 3rd continued. Greaves in the last 10 events sipped 5 of them and in the other 5 made just 650 quid. In the last 8 Darius, McGuirk, Martin and Muelenkamp  went out. Bellmont beat Tweddell and Keegan Brown beat Shaun Carroll. In the final Bellmont beat Keegan Brown and moved him up to second above Evetts.
EVENT #15 : Ted Evetts went out in the last 256, and Darius went in the last 128, other top 10 players to go in the last 128 were Graham Hall and Bellmont. Greaves then went in the last 64 along with Hendo, Perez, and Harryson. In the last 8 Merv King beat McGuirk and Osbourne beat West. In the semis Tweddell beat Osbourne and King beat Nathan Girvan, with Tweddell beating King in the final. King's run saw him move to 4th above Greaves, whilst Tweddell moved up to 6th. Darius , Belmont and Evetts made up the top 3

 

Anyhow, enjoy your weekend folks, am off to continue watching the CDC darts, where Stowe Buntz, Gary Mawson and Jim Long are already out, whilst in to the last 8 were  John Part, Alex Spellman, David Cameron, and Adam Sevada

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Yet again the Modus Match fixing Series was the place where another cunt was caught for match fixing, this time Andy Jenkins, who got an 11 year ban, which should have been for life. Scooty eyed cunt fixed a dozen matches they are aware of over a 16 month period. As usual modus issued they statement which means fuck all. Scumbag cheat denied match fixing but did admit to placing 88 bets which he was not allowed to do, whick made up a year of the 11 year suspension

This scooty eyed halfwit scumbag has a history of being a cunt, I recall, a story of how got his wonky eye from trying to be a hardman at football hooliganism.  He loves running his vile mouth too.
Back in 2008 at a pro tour event in Germany  he decided he would act the prick with Mick McGowan, who is a gentleman, when Mick was not rising to his taunts he publicly started insulting Mick's wife,  a mistake when dealing with an Irishman, let alone those volatile  red heads. Whilst a gentleman Mick was not going to be treated like shit. Mick squared up, and  laid waste to the cunt, so much so it took 4 players to drag Mick of him as scooty eye lay on the tarmac outside the venue, and thankfully Mick did not kill the cunt as he did not deserve to be prosecuted for giving that prick what he had coming.
The DRA then suspended Jenkins, and Mick was not charged as they were aware of Scooty eye being the aggressor and instigator. Typical of Jenkins he tried to play the victim, even thought he started it Jenkins said at the time.

"I had an altercation with a certain darts player in Germany last November and one thing led to another and I have been banned. There was a bit of banter which went a little too far and he did not take it. He hit me and I hit him and that was it."

Since when is insulting a man's wife to his face "banter" ? A couple of days later Jenkins appeared on TV and his bust up black eye and bruises were visible on screen and of course comms never mentioned a thing. Continuing to play the victim the scooty eyed degenerate match fixing prick stated
"Because I am Andy Jenkins and a naughty boy and he is not a naughty boy I have been used as a patsy,".

Typical scumbag behaviour, always blame someone else for your own actions. Cunt claiming he is a naughty boy , is that code for scumbag?. Good riddance to the cunt. The PDC, DRA, Modus, WDF etc all need to make a statement to say anyone else caught match fixing or breaking clear rules will get a lifetime ban.

How many of these cheating match fixing cunt took part in modus ?
Wessel Nijman
Kyle McKinstry
Prakash Jiwa
Leighton Bennett
Jack Main
Gilbert Ulang
David Platt
Steve MacArthur

and nothing will convince me otherwise that the spineless parasite Adams and Barney were not involved in suspect games.

As for  the Modus offering this week, it was Munter week, and I would rather shit in my hands and clap before I watch it. 

 

EURO TOUR- GRAND PRIX

Missed most of the afternoon session as it was glorious outside, and just a well as it was a grim session looking at the stats. Lukeman beat Pratnemer as Pratnemer missed 11 doubles, Menzies missed 15 doubles and still won 6-2 against Unterbuchner, The match fixing cunt nijman beat Brooks, with Brooks having darts for the first 4 legs and between them missed 41 doubles, Van Veen beat Rafferty and they missed 18 doubles, Scutt beat Edhouse and they missed 26 doubles between them, Engstrom scored brilliantly against Woodlouse but he lost after he missed 20 darts at a double. It was atrocious finishing all day. German Leon Weber then produced the upset beating lazy Joyce 6-3 which included a 156 checkout.

Daniel Klose made it another German through as he dumped out Fattimena who missed 14 doubles. Searle missed 16 doubles in his battering by Zonneveld. Cullen averaging almost 94 beat the german Erba 6-0. The next German was former PDC golden boy Max Hopp taking on Mike De Decker. The Belgian was shit on doubles and was soon 3-0 down averaging 78.He added just 8 points to his average and won the next 4 legs as Max Jobb went to shit. Despite 19 missed doubles and a shit average of 86, de Decker the new Belgian #1 got the job done. Barney and Rataski was the net boring game. The dutch cunt is so fucking miserable he would depress viewers with his sour face and head shaking.They missed 24 doubles, and despite Barney winning he still was miserable. I wish the cunt stay retired. He sickens me. Clemens played ok, but Gilding was vastly better and a 10 darter put him 5-2 up, then Clemens upped it and we had the best game of the comp so far. It had 11 maximums and went to a last leg decider where Clemens missed a match dart before Gilding sealed it and an average of over 100. Schindler missed darts for 2-0 against Callan Wygz, as the legs went with throw, and with Schindler 4-3 up he broke and threw for the win. Smudger against Krohne was next, and Smudger averaging 116 went 2-0 up, 4-0 averaging 111, and won 6-0 averaging over 108. Krohne played well and had an average of almost 97. Last up was Magpie against Dirk and Magpie started too slowly and was 3-0 down averaging a shit 77. Magpie put over 10 points on his average but trailed 4-2.Magpie at 5-2 down missed 4 darts to hold and out he went.

CHALLENGE TOUR #11, & #12

Beau Greaves went out in the last 64, and the event was won by Mervyn King which put him in the top 5.
In the following event Greaves beat Ted Evetts who was above her in the last 16 to make the last 8, and King made the last 8, they were the only 2 players in the top 8 left. King and Greaves then went out. The event was won by van der Herik, whoever he is, and put him in the top 10. Darius who did not play is still top , and 2400 quid ahead of Evetts in second.

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Roll on  tomorrows Euro tour..........

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

For years I have read and heard inbred stupid cunts rant on and on as if the post split BDO/WDF was a true wold championship, they thought if they repeated it over and over that people would believe it, some people did, but those people were already stupid cunts. Tonight the current WDF "world champion" could not even qualify for Champions night in the Modus Match fixing series. Then Neil duff , despite countless invites could not even qualify for the event, neither could Scott Mitchell they guy who could not keep a tourcard, the parasitic liar and spineless cunt Adams who lacked the testicular fortitude to even try q-school. I am serious Modus even though he has more than its fair share of pub players is a better standard than the WDF or the BDO
So for all those people who need an education on world champions here is the full list of every world champion.

EURO TOUR - GERMANY
SATURDAY
This started grim. Joyce beat a jobber with an 87 average, Mansell beat Edhouse, another winning average of 87, Madars Razma beat a jobber, and 87 winning average again. Crabtree won with an 89 average, and Zonneveld beat Gurney, it was like watching Modus match fixing series. Speaking of Match fixing, the human pipe cleaner and match fixing prick Nijman lost to Williams which I enjoyed with a 94 average. Tintin the Belgian Orphan raped some home nation qualifier 6 zip with a 105 average.The scruffy mess that is Menzies and his 92 average was enough to beat a choking Doets.
Pikachu averaging 107 dumped out Paxton, Van Veen beat Eidams with a 102 average. If Mansell and Edhouse was slow, it had nothing on Mensur and Ratajski and of course it went all 11 legs. I like both, but by fuck it felt like it went ages.The Polak took the win with a 129 checkout. Then I had to endure the miserable cunt Barney beat some tuetonic jobber as comms rimmed his pathetic hole. Fattimena dumped out another German jobber and well in to a Saturday night we got Andy Boulton but Dirk beat him to make it 3 dutchies winning on the trot.Schindler was too strong for Super Mario who left a double for a 10 darter and did not even get a shot.De Decker beat Engstrom to finish off the day.

SUNDAY
Madars made light work of Noppert, Ryan Joyce wih no darts shirt was solid as he raped Cabbage Heta 6 nil,   I enjoyed Gilding and Van Veen, with Gian getting revenge from their meeting 6 days previous. In the battle of the scruffy cunts Searle averaging a mere 90 was enough to batter the mess that is Menzies. I am sure my tv shook when the ever increasing obese Josh Cock came on to beat a egomaniac who thinks he is Rupert the Bear. Rob Cross who upsets some retarded cunts on forums cos he drinks too much water, missed darts for 6-2 against Pikachu but won it 6-4.Last up was Bellyboy and Ratajski and when it started with a 24 darter, and Bellyboy went 2-0 up averaging 71,  I had enough and took the dogs for a walk and saw the Polak won and Cullen dumped out Mansell.

When I joined the evening session, Wade looking red as beetroot and seemed drunk was 3-0 down, which quickly became 4-0 and should have been 5-0. Zonnebeld played well, but Wade was dog shit as was his mentality. Why bother travel to Germany to get pissed and play like that. BDO mentality. Price started well against Barney and head shaker did not recover, would not miss him. Chizzy was solid dumping out Dirk, he scored brilliantly so had plenty of shots at a double. MvG was next, here was a fat cunt who lost more games than he won for the entire year so far, yet the brain damaged Kim called him the best player in the world. Despite averaging 90, Kim made it 4-4, then took out a sweet 97 with 19, double 19, tops to break. Kim missed a match dart on 130 for the math, then missed another 2, Hunchback broke and held for the win after Kim collapsed. The kebab guzzler blew away Crabtree as expected, then we got Krusty and De Decker, and the Belgian never recovered after a slow start, was a decent standard as Wright beat De Decker  for the first time in 4 attempts. Schindler and Clayton was a poor standard, but the German's finishing at the right times saw him romp home 6-1. Last up was Fattimena who started on fire and went 3-0 up but his game dipped and Smudger went to take the next 5 legs and missed a match dart.Wattimena missed the bull or a 137 and level game and Smudger wrapped it up.

Price played well but Rock was better averaging 111, and out went Price, and out went Cross to Ratajski who improved upon the previous day. Joyce averaged almost a ton dumping out Zonneveld and MvG battered Searle including hitting a 9 darter.Smudger averaged almost 103 in dumping out Chizzy.Schindler and Van Veen was a great game but Van Veen broke in leg 9 and held in leg 10 for 6-4. Wright beat Razma in a tight good game, Wrights 9th consecutive win over him, and Littler dismissed Cullen 6-3 in the final game of the session.

Evening session saw Ratajski and Rock go to a last leg, and the polak with 70 for the win against the  throw, blew it and rock took the win.Next up was Joyce who seemed to have gotten fatter from the earlier session, be it Rock, MvG, littler, or kids in Modus like Jarred Cole the obesity in darts is off the scale lately.I said fuck it, and that was me done and went out for a gallon.I only saw the highlights when I got back, saw MvG beat Joyce after Joyce led 4-2. Van veen averaging 104 was 4-0 up on Smudger and there was no way back as he left him too much to do. I saw the end of Littler and Wright in the pub on my phone and was a good game, which Littler won in a last leg decider, so expected a Littler MvG final, and when MvG trounced Rock with a 104 average it looked a certainty. Van Veen took on Littler,who was 3-0 up averaging 118 to Littler's 84. The fat kid got his morbidly obese arse in gear and took the next 4 legs but Van Veen took the next 4 and the win and averaged 111 and comms sounded depressed they did not get the final they wanted. Speaking of Littler, after his defeat he took to social media to moan abut not wanting to play the event,what a terrible attitude he has. Van Veen stayed with MvG for the first 10 legs for 5-5, but trailed off and Hunchback sealed the win. A great run by Van Veen and only emphasized my point last week how he should have been given a spot in one of the 3 upcoming World Series events.

After the event  Smudger complained about hassle at the airport....and look how this clickbait shithole of a site reported it

 

RANKINGS
Cross overtook Clayton to move to world #5, Chizzy overtook Dobey to move to #9, Van Veen moved to #23 moving above Cullen. Joyce moved only 750 quid away from a match play spot, those events he missed in Germany the week prior might be costly for him. Bellyboy is 4k away from the qualifying spots, and Babs will miss the Matchplay after announcing he is taking a break from the game. Littler is 600k of the #1 spot but Humphries is defending an awful lot and Littler should be #1 before the year is out. Humphries is defending 120k in the Grand Prix, 150k in the Grand Slam, 120k in the Players champ finals, which is a total of 390k and then defends 500k in the worlds

EURO TOUR - AUSTRIA
Here I was looking forward to a weekend of top darts and Thursday I find out who skipped this event. Humphries, Littler, MvG, Price, Cross, Wade, Dimitri, Ando, Bellyboy and Menzies. Maybe the PL players don't need the money or resting up for the glorified exbo, Babs has mental issues, but there is no excuse for the lazy cunts of Wade,Ando and Menzies.Wade is safe for Matchplay and Grand Prix but needs to earn euro tour money since this year he has been atrocious in the euro tour and this was a great chance for him to get a good run.

That said there is still a lot of talent involved but it loses a lot of value.Session started poorly with Matt Campbell winning a poor game after Geeraets missed 4 match darts, followed by Ratajski beating Mansell. Ian White took out tops in a last leg decider with Madars also waiting on tops after coming from 5-2 to 5-5, both over 96 average. Gilding and Landman was a great watch, Gilding missing 3 match darts. Those old enough might remember a tv show called Selwyn Froggitt, and the character played by Bill Maynard not only looked like Gilding, but use to always stick up the thumb as he did in this screenshot after playing darts. 

 Tricole won only his second ever game on the euro tour beating Godl. Joyce  beat Harju of Finland and his was lucky in a few legs, and Pikachu beat Tom Bissell 6-3, and last up was Matthew Dennent beating Lady-boy Rodriguez 6-2 in a dour match.
Evening session started with the all German clash where Springer beat Wenig 6-1, 96 average for Springer. Dirk averaged 106 beating a "hunky slav"...google it. Sadly too many poor visits from Magpie cost him against the match fixing cunt Nijman. Evil Charlie missed a dart for 4-0 against Barney and Barney took out 148, even Dan Dawson said if Barney shook his head anymore it might come off, which shows the sense of entitlement of this miserable Dutch cunt. Karel ran out a deserved winner 6-2, and Karel's 4th consecutive win over the moody prick. Head shaker scurried of the oche sour looking cos his 83 average was not good enough. Good riddance. I was surprised to see Mensur go 5-0 up on Edhouse considering his performances in the qualifier the day previous. Mensur threw for the match but Edhouse broke, held and broke again and was throwing for 5-4, but Mensur was on a finish after 9 and broke for the win, and Edhouse was not pleased with the whistling cunts in the crowd whilst Mensur cried like a faggot. Doets averaging 95 saw off Berry van Peer as expected, and Fattimena averaging 92 was too good for Zoran.Anyone that hung around for the final game of Rafferty and Woodlouse probably regret staying as it went all 11 legs with Woodlouse winning with an 86 average.

 

Roll on the rest of the weekend

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 After 11 weeks of the same repetitive shit looking at the same 8 players over and over in a glorified non ranking roadshow exbo the PDC announced the line up for future world Series event and imagine my shock at the selections. Yes, I understand Littler and a few others being involed but at least mix it up a bit. Look at the PDC invites
Nordic Masters - 7 of the 8 Premier League players, with only Dobey replaced by Heta
US Darts Masters - 7 of the 8 Premier League players, with only Dobey replaced by Heta
Poland Darts Masters- 7 of the 8 of the Premier league players with Clayton replacing Humphries.


Heta is higher ranked than Dobey, and more deserving, we see enough of Dobey week in week out. On the subject of rankings, why did it need Humphries to withdraw to get Clayton in ? Clayton is the world #5, he is ranked 7 places above Price, who not only plays every week in the PL gets an invite to every series. Then there are players like Dave Chisnall and James Wade, both players ranked higher than Price who did not get a single invite, surely Price could be dropped for at least one event. They could have found at least one spot for upcoming players like Gian Van Veen, but No, jut the same players we see week in week out get the preferential treatment, Thank fuck its non ranking,like the glorified roadshow.

This week the UK Supreme court made a decision on what is a woman. Let that sink in. Could you imagine going back in time only a generation ago and telling people the courts would have to decide this, something already decided by biology since the dawn of fucking time, People would think its a joke, and when you tell them that mentally ill men could put on a bra and lippy and then try to force the government to make it law they were woman and the general populace would have to accept these defective pricks as women, people would laugh at the stupidity of this, yet it is happening.

Now that people like Noah Man Leuven are not legally women lets see if Twat Porters balls are as big as Noah's and he blocks him from the women's only events and stops a biological man from ripping money out of the women's game. Its no secret I think the whole PDC Women's Series is a complete fiasco in that a code for one gender should exist within an organisation that purports to be unisex. I have no issue who ever plays the Dev and Challenge tours as they are indeed unisex, so why does a Women's only event in a Unisex code ? Since it does exist with the flippant excuse of it being created to improve the Women's game under he PDC banner, then why in the blue fuck are Men allowed play in it. How are pointing this out wrong ? If you are one of these inbred cunts who claims he stands by these trans people, and have no problem with a man beating real women, taking from real Women's prize funds, then it is you that is a woman hating sexist cunt who is the real misogynist. I might have no interest in the Women's game, but it is their game and no mentally ill men should be allowed in it. Of course these trans people than would have you believe they are the victims, and here is a prime example of this from England darts.

ENGLAND DARTS

Tommy Thompson head of England Darts posted this.

This is a prime example of how a biological male, can abuse a black woman on social media, and then pretend they were the victim. If a white male attacked a black woman on social media there would be uproar but when a trans person does it they make out they were the victim. Now because of the sheer entitlement of a biological male, who thought he could take money from the women's game, the youth team, both male and female miss the chance to travel for an international event in Holland. The saddest part is there are cunts out there who will try defend these trans money grabbers whilst imagining they re the ones with the moral high ground when all they do is show how misogynistic they really are.

so again, lets see now if Twat Porter has the balls and kicks biological men out of the Women's series events played in the UK where they are now "officially still men"


PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #13.
There was no Littler, Humphries, Cross, Bunting Ando or Cullen, so MvG would be favorite right ?
LAST 128: Out first round were MvG, Wright, Searle, Wade, Gurney, Barney and Babs van den Bergh who conceded after one leg.
LAST 64: Those exiting were Price, Smudger,Dobey, Noppert, Rydz and Edhouse.
LAST 32: The seeds of Chizzy, Bellyboy, Menzies, Razma, Zonneveld, and Doets all went out.
LAST 16: Rock, De Decker,Dirk and Wattimena all went as did van veen as gilding took the last 2 legs with checkouts of 124 and 121 against Van Veen. Evil charlie was the only non seed left in the last 8
LAST 8:Evil Charlie fell to Heta, Clayton scraped past Schindler 6-5, Aspinall averaging 84 beat Lukeman who averaged in the low 70s, and Gilding thankfully sent the match fixing cunt Nijman out.
SEMIS: Heta averaging over 101 disposed of gilding, and Aspinall again won a poor match this time over clayton
FINAL : Heta beat Aspinall 8-6 which despites Asp's run saw him drop a spot in the rankings to Heta who picked up the title


EVENT #14
5 of the Worlds top 8 were not playing, only MvG, Clayton and Heta were involved, and dimitri gave the event a skip
LAST 128: Seeds out included Wright, Edhouse, and Zonneveld. Clayton hit the highest average of the round with 111.16.However there as half a dozen averages in the 70s.
LAST 64: The seeds beaten were Rock, Van Veen, Searle, De Decker and Gilding.There was a few more averages in the 70s and the highest of the round ws Bellyboy with a 102.74.
LAST 32: Out went the previous days winner in Heta, along with Chizzy, Smudger, Barney, Gurney, Wattimena, Woodhouse,The Match fixer, Doets and Menzies, who lost to Dirk who averaged 109.05.
LAST 16: MvG averaging in the 70s was 4-0 down to Clayton, and out he went, as did Dobey and Price who both lost averaging over 103.  Wade came from 5-2 down to beat Schindler. Gruellich was the biggest outsider to reach the last 8
LAST 8: Clayton battered Wade, Noppert won easily against Mansell, Bellyboy beat Pikachu, and Gruellich averaging 88 beat Dirk. Clayton with a 101.33 the highest average of the round.
SEMIS : Gruellich then beat Bellyboy to reach the final. Clayton averaging 103 sent noppert packing.
FINAL : Clayton averaging 109.68 was too strong for the German Gruellich. although a depleted fiels, kudos to the Kraut for a great run.
As for Clayton he had a comp average of over 103, hit 6 ton plus averages in his 7 matches.

RANKINGS
Clayton's win saw him jump above Cross to world #5. Krusty and Rock swapped places for positions 13 & 14. Babs van den Bergh was now to #20. Darren Beveridge jumped 6 places to #76, Karel Sedlacek up 4 spots to #89, and Gruellich jumped 24 spots to #96. Other non tour card holders making moves were Van Schie up 9 spots and Evetts up 7. Shows how far Bellyboy was off the Matchplay spots when even a semi final spot in the days event still leaves him 4 grand outside the Matchplay currently. Babs is fucked, he is almost 40k of qualifying. Ryan Joyce is about 6k short, but fuck him since he could not be arsed to haul his stinking carcass to Germany for these 2 players events. There are 6 Euro tours and 7 players champs before the cut off. I think Bellyboy will make it, Babs wont, and looking at the performances of Ratajski who averaged in the 70s, he looks a shell of the player he was. Aspinall who is playing fairly well , but he defends 200k at the Matchplay, and cannot see him getting close to that.

EURO TOUR
Babs as expected withdrew, after he skipped pc 14 and withdrew from event 13 after a leg or so. Humphries and Aspinall also withdrew.........roll on tomorrow morning.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK
This week it goes to every dicksplash simpleton who publicly declared that MvG was a better player or great than Phil Taylor ever was. Put aside Mvg only won 3 world titles in what  ? 17 years ? Or because in some glorified non ranking glorified exbo that is the PL he once hit a higher average even though Taylor has not only hit some of the highest averages in history, but has the highest comp averages in actual ranking competitions. This in a week where MvG lost first round in 2 players champs to players Maik Kuivenhoven and Rhys Griffin and dropped out of the top 4 in the PL. What only makes it worse is when people on actual commentary would try have you believe it. I recently saw an interview with Chris Mason who spoke on the issue and laughed at the suggestion of anyone let alone MvG being better than Taylor

I will give it a year before the same retarded cunts with recency bias will be claiming Littler is the greatest ever, people ho think whoever is new is automatically better than anyone the came before.

EURO TOUR
First up was Wade and Menzies and both averaged over a ton despite both players missing 3 match darts before Menzies took out 25 for the win. Evil Charlie dumped out Noppert and Karel missed multiple darts for 5-1 but saw it out 6-4. Smudger hit 5 maximums in a 6-2 win over Pikachu and Heta also won 6-2 over Super Mario despite only averaging 88.9. Dobey missed 14 darts at doubles as he went out to the match fixing cunt.Bunting took out 170 to trail 4-2, but Darius missed countless darts for 5-3 on Bunting, and never recovered as the rotund slob won the last 4 legs to win 6-4. Chizzy did the right things at the right time and despite averaging less that Woodlouse, Chizzy won 6-2.
Evening session started with Babs and Tricole. The French jobber averaging 75 was 3-1 up. Babs woke up and broke and Tricole missed multiple darts to hold in leg 7 and Babs broke again to lead 4-3, held for 5-3 and this was over. Barney came out flying against a poor Clayton and led 3-0 and should have been 4-0 but Clayton held. Barney went 4-1 up with Clayton averaging 79.The only shock was after Clayton lost was to see his average was 81, It seemed lower. Price took on De Decker, and started with 6 holds of throw, Decker was averaging 109, 13 points higher than Price.Gerwyn then missed double 10 for a 140 to break and De Decker held and it again went on throw, Price held 4-4, Price then broke taking out 7 after De Decker missed double 5 for a 130. Price on throw with 299 left took it out in 6 darts for the win, 180, 119.
Humphries took on Dirk and Luke after 18 darts was still not on a finish and got broken, I right away thought again Humphries is a shell of the player he was for the 18 month period a while back. Humphries picked it up as Dirk went to complete shit and Humphries ran off 6 on the spin for 6-1 win but I still believe he is not the player he was.
Veenstra was averaging 70 and 2 legs down to Gilding, was 4-0 down averaging 77. Gilding romped home 6 zip. Wright and Edhouse was another piss poor quality match, and I was getting bored. and the cunt calling the scores voice was really starting to annoy me, who sounded like a retarded european poo pusher. Speaking of the event, the sponsor was "Eltan". did this company simply make up this name as it sounds like "Health and".....sure would be some coincidence if it wasn't. Wright won a shit match that went all 11 legs.I fucked off for a bit as watching Aspinall stuttering and stopping on the oche did not appeal to me, when I got back saw Cullen averaged a pathetic 80 and was raped 6-1 and Josh Cock who had lost 7 of his 8 meetings with Van Veen, his only win coming on a dev tour rounded off the night. Gian took out 149 to hold at 2-2, took out 81 in 2 darts to hold for 4-4, with both averaging around 104. Rock leading 5-4 broke to take the win with a 107 average.


Typical day of darts....Wade and others like Darius went out averaging over a ton, yet Heta won with an 88 and Krusty won with an 89 average.

SUNDAY
If Saturday had a few results I did not like, Sunday was even worse with some results. Ssmudger had a lot of chances but could not take them and Humphries deservedly won 6-2. I am no big fan of Cabbage Heta but am a fan of anyone against a match fixing cunt. The lanky ugly cheating prick won with an 88 average. Bunting did not make the mistake Wade did against Menzies and took his chances and sent Menzies out in a decent watch. When Evil Charlie missed the bull for 5-3 on Barney and Barney broke for 4-4 and held for 5-4 it looked bleak for Karel. Barney missed match darts but Karel held and then after Barney missed another mtch dart, Karel pounced for the win, a wonderful result. Gilding seemed in control against Rock going 4-2 up and looking strong on throw. but Rock with a second 170 broke, then held for 4-4 and gildings game died, missed multiple doubles and Rock punished him. Price missed darts for 3-0 against Stutters, looked in total control even though Asp took out 148 to break, at 2-1, Price was 4-2 up and like Gilding in the previous game, his game died. Price at 5-2 up looked to be cruising, missed match darts for 6-3 as Asp broke and missed a match dart for 6-4, as Asp held to go to a last leg and with price waiting on tops Stutters took out 121 for the win. Babs got his clock cleaned by the German spacehopper Schindler 6 nil. Babs had chances to win a couple of legs, but missed 10 doubles and I wont miss Babs. Last up was Krusty against Chizzy, as Krusty took out 141 for a 2-0 lead. Then checkouts of 118 for 3-1, and 96 for 4-1 and Chizzy just gave up, much like Gilding did earlier.
Evening session saw Humphries and the human pipe cleaner and cheating prick Nijman start their game with 3 breaks of throw in the first 4 legs, Luke on throw held with a 10 darter for 4-1. Humphries missed a dart to hold for 5-2 and Nijman broke and Humphries missed tops for a 160 but did break for 5-3, and held with ease for the win. Good riddance you cunt Nijman.
 Bunting was just too strong for Evil charlie, but Karel despite the loss moved up 9 places to #93, and did his european champs hopes a huge boost.Bunting then overtook Cross and was the world #4. Josh cock acted like a total prick cos things were not going his way, when Asp missed darts for 4-1 ock missed the big number twice and was fuming as Asp went 4-1 up. Was wonderful to see this obese midget prick who thinks he will dominate the game with littler implode as Asp went 5-1 up. Asp missed a dart for 6-1 but wrapped it up 6-2.
That only left Schindler and Humphries left in the comp that I cared about, so fucked off for a gallon of beer, as the pub would be rocking after Cork beat Tipp in some GAA match. Not that I give a fuck about the GAA, but the town would be rocking.
What I saw in the highlights was a shit right who was thumped by Schindler 6-2. Wright averaged
Humphries took on Bunting who started brilliantly and led 4-1 and missed arts for 5-2 but Luke broke and held and 4-4, and 4 holds later and a final leg.Humphries left 46 after 9 and did not even get another visit and Bunting with 2 maximums took the win. Asp missed darts for a 4-0 lead on Schindler who could not get going but did break but Asp broke again and held and led 5-1, and more missed darts and Asp broke again and threw for a 7-1 win, but Schindler broke and held and broke again, but Asp broke for the win. In the final Bunting missed darts for 3-0 and Asp broke , Bunting broke for 3-1 but Asp broke back and then took out 130 to level 3-3. Bunting held twice with a break in between and led 6-3, Asp held and Bunting held to move a leg away from his first euro tour.Asp held but Bunting took the win.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #11
Skipping the event were Stephen Bunting (#1),Martin Schindler (#3),Mike De Decker (#16), Rob Cross (#19),Nathan Aspinall (#25),Michele Turetta, Jules van Dongen, Tim Wolters & Dennie Olde Kalter.
LAST 128 Total carnage as out went Littler, MvG, Price, Clayton, Van Veen, Bellyboy, Cullen, Barney and Dimitri Van den Bergh and this was now wide open.
Wade at 4-2 down hit 3x 12 darters with finishes of 121, 130, 124 and got over the line.Bradley Brooks won his game with a 114 average.
LAST 64: Out went Humphries averaging 102, Chizzy, Smudger, Rydz, Gurney and Gilding
LAST 32: Wade Noppert Searle and Dirk all went out.
LAST 16:Wright beat Dobey, Rock averaged 119.04 against Edhouse. Menzies and Ando also won making 3 jocks in the last 8
LAST 8:All three scots won their games as Ando put in a 109.93 average against Heta. Wright beat Rock, Menzies dumped out Dennat and Zonneveld made the last 4.
SEMIS: Wright beat Ando in a great game averages of 105 and 103. Menzies made it an all Scottish final as he dumped out Zonneveld.
FINAL : Menzies averaging 107 beat Wright 8-3 with Wright averaging almost 104. It was Menzies second floor title.

EVENT #12
LAST 128: The seeds that went out were MvG, Chizzy, Wade, Dobey, Zonneveld and Ratajski, along with Babs van den Bergh. Dobey and Brooks both lost with averages over 103. Highest average in the round was Smudger with 108.19. Menzies gave the event a skip.
LAST 64: Out went the seeds of Cullen, Barney, Joyce, Wattimena, Gilding and Clemens. Van Veen hit the highest average of the round with a 104.31.
LAST 32: Out went Wright, Bellyboy,Gurney, Pikachu, the match fixing cunt Nijman, Dirk, and Humphries, who averaged 105, the highest by any player in that round but lost to super Mario who averaged 10 points less.
LAST 16:Littler at 5-4 down hit back to back 180s to break but Edhouse with 3 x140s broke for the win. Also exiting were Searle, Noppert and Smudger. Ian White beat Soutar continuing his recent good run.
LAST 8:Rock averaging 108 beat Ando,Van Veen beat Edhouse, The all welsh affair saw Price averaging 112 beat Clayton, and White beat Woodhouse.
SEMIS : Price averaging 110 beat White and Rock beat Van Veen both around the 100 average.
FINAL : Rock averaged 110 and still lost 8-7 to Price averaging 101. Great standard for 15 legs.

RANKINGS
The only movers of note in the top 50 were Menzies who moved up a spot despite not playing to #36. Ian White jumped 2 to #49
The Players champs returns early next week, and so far the following players are not taking part.Stephen Bunting, Brett Claydon, Rob Cross, Joe Cullen, Luke Humphries, Ryan Joyce, Luke Littler, Adam Paxton, Tim Wolters, Jules van Dongen.
I am surprised in a few like Joyce who was chasing a matchplay spot.
Those players coming in are Darius Labanauskas, Stefan Bellmont, Ted Evetts, Carl Sneyd, Scott Campbell, Mervyn King, Dragutin Horvat, Kevin Burness, Tom Sykes and Graham Usher.

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