KNOB OF THE WEEK

I see many dart fans now claiming not to be interested in the upcoming Premier League and some even are surprised by the selection process., as if this was the first year ever that favouritism trumps ability, where being in the clique out ranks title wins etc. Some people are so stupid.

I said during KotW when De Decker went out early at Ally Pally De Decker was fucked, he is not in the clique, the PDC did not want him winning any event despite any pretend joy they had for him. Their golden boy all year was Littler. De Decker is not the first TV ranking title winner to be ignored in the Premier League selection, but unlike Gilding, Smudger and Cross  who won their tv titles on ITV, De Decker won it on Sky TV  so surely Sky would want him as one of their picks right ?
You can make an argument about Price to a certain extent being more deserving than Aspinall being an ex world champion, but that argument fails when Cross was a former world champion when he was omitted one year after winning a tv title. Price is not even the top Welsh player, Clayton had a better year than Price, so did the aussie Cabbage Heta, but the inclusion of Stutters Aspinall is a complete joke. Here is a guy that done nothing in 2023, spent a lot of it nursing an injury and is only in because the song he uses as a walk on, that he has no rights or ownership of  appeals to the pissed up scum in the crowd.Genuine question what sops Rydz from using the same song ? Its like those ex bdo morons who thought Bottler O shea's walk on music was his as if he fucking owned it, when the BDO would not even pay royalties.

You have Price who moans every year about the format, sulks and complains he wont enter events, like the Grand slam this year, only to change his mind, rock up to a qualifier in a depleted field, fail to get through and whinge again, luckily got as far as he did at Ally Pally and still gets selected, Remember his only world title only came in an empty hall during covid.  The selection of Aspinall was even more ridiculous. There are so many contradictions, if Aspinalls run was worthy of him being selected, then was was Rydz not selected, as he performed better, averaged more, was involved in better games etc ?

This week stutters like the whiny cunt he is cried to the newspapers saying he was disappointed by De Decker claiming he was only selected for his walk on music. What part of that is untrue, if De Decker is lying what has Aspinall done to deserve a spot over De Decker, or even Rydz.  Of course the skinny prick never addressed that, because he has no argument to counter the truth. Can anyone give me one reason outside his walk on what Aspinall did in 2024 to deserve his spot ? Cunt throws like Paul Hogan speaks.....stuttering prick.
Price who moans every year about the format, has skipped events in the past to watch rugby matches etc, is undeserving, and Aspinall is even more undeserving. Then for that 2 faced ass rimming dicksplash Twat Porter to claim De Decker was not ready whilst selecting a player who spent half the year injured and somehow thinks he is ready shows how stupid he believes darts fans are.


Then again the people stupid enough to believe Twat Porter and the PDC select players based on ability, and not some form of clique favouritism are the very same morons who think the glorified non ranking invitational exbo is also a Major.These people will believe any nonsense spewed out of the hole of Twat Porter and the PDC, as they lack any ability to form an individual thought of their own, They probably believe the pissed up rabble scum in the audience who spent each week throwing beer and piss at each other along with spitting at each other only to stop to sing idiotic football chants are Dart fans.
Remember when Cross was left out and he got the hump ? where was his principles as soon as the invite came the following year ?
Remember how Price moaned non stop and now has no problem playing in an event he has openly criticized. The format has not changed since Price moaned about it, so why has he accepted another invite ? He did so for the financial rewards it brings at least grow a set of balls and admit you are going for the payday. If the format was shit last year, and the format has not changed this year why is it suddenly ok now ? Does he think people simply forgot his previous whining.

The only plus side this year in comparison to previous years is at least he PDC Masters in now ranked and means one extra ranking event early in the year to go along with the UK Open before we get the Matchplay in around 6 months time. Until them we will get a load of meaningless shit, the boring PL, the upcoming Bahrain Masters when Twat Porter looks after his favourites in other meaningless exbos, so we get Krusty rocking up to another Arab shithole as he pastes the snots out of some camel jockeys that will be passed off as top level darts.

Outside the Masers and UK Open, the most basic floor championships seem more appealing than any PL or exbo shit.

On a happy note, was lovely to see the Man in a bra who tries to bullshit others he can alter the laws of biology was sent packing in Q-school and failed to make it to the later stages of Q-school. Currently Pinocchio who has failed every single year for the last 6 years is out of contention currently.

As it stands 4 players have got their tour cards,
Tom Bissell & Justin Hood from the UK School and  Swede Victor Tingstrom and German Kai Gotthardt.  Bradley Brooks lost in both finals but has done enough to get in via league table I suspect. I would like to see Harryson, Van Schie and Evil charlie come through Euro School.

MODUS

Turned this on last Monday and saw it was an all munter week and it went off and stayed off, fuck that. Next weeks line up is called the legends week. Lets take a look at these so called  legends.

It has Neil Duff for the 5632nd week, in what universe is this plodding pub jobber a legend ? 

Steve Beaton, a guy that stank up the PDC for nearly quarter of a century without ever reaching a ranking TV final

Wes Newton , the black hole of entertainment with the charisma of a plate of piss in a window during a heat wave.

Adams, the parasitic spineless sack of human excrement wrapped in skin and  proven liar and bitter cunt.

Trina Gulliver a vodka soaked dyke with a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle...a living dinosaur.

Kevin Painter who has not smiled since Beaton was still playing for dead Olly Croft, who thinks he is better than he ever was

Daryl Fatton, his whole tv career was him sitting in bob's bar horsing pints for a week along with Spineless, Gary Jobson and Bottler O'Shea in their dart shirts despite being knocked out.

Richie Howson, the epitome of a pub player in  council estate, probably smells like one too.

Speed jobber Vinny more interesting talking about darts, that watching him throw them, like most Dutchies a miserable cunt.

Chris Mason, more famous for his crimes, including dole fraud, wife beating, and assault than anything he ever did in darts. 

Robert Thornton, he gets a pass, he at least won TV Majors in the PDC even if he is an typical angry little man.

Richie Burnett, a great character, a good watch , enjoyable interviews. but again will be remembered more for his life off the oche than on it with drug suspensions, pot noodles, etc.

So for the sake of Thornton, Burnett, Speed jobber Vinny I might give this a peruse next week fast forwarding out the other cloggers

 BACKDATED COPIES

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

The PDC announced Dom Taylor failed a drug test. Right away assumptions were made by many on social media as to what it might be. I don't know and doubt many do, The common assumption is coke due to his slighter frame unlike most players which have some form of obesity or a belly like a woman who is 9 months pregnant. As someone who is of similar build in terms of weight ignorant people will always assume any person of greyhound breed, or a person who keeps fit and has a proper diet most be a coke user, which says more about them. The truth is we do not know, he could even have been prescribed prednisone steroids by a doctor and not informed the PDC and could show up as an illegal substance. I do not believe the PDC have the right to know a players personal medical condition, if such is the case.  Look how Pinocchio bloated out on steroids last year over her illness, which I presumed she had informed the PDC of. If it is recreational drugs, be it coke, weed or whatever you can argue he was stupid, but I do find it odd how its always the lower ranked players that get tested. Robbie Green was once banned for 2 months for smoke, Burnett got a year and a half for coke, sure is amazing how no player in the upper seedings of the game never took a recreational drug or so the PDC would have you believe, its almost like once their ranking changes, so does their lifestyle.
Meanwhile, players have appeared on TV giving interviews clearly pissed out of their skulls, remember the eloquence of Mickey Mansell a few years back or guys with beer bellies bullshitting viewers. Take Peter Wright for example, who once told us he was a vegan, yet has a gut like he was swallowing whole water melons.
I personally do not care what players do in their private life, what I despise are players that are match fixing cunts like Wessel Nijman more, guys that have no business in the game.

THE GRAND SLAM

After being very fortunate to get past Mike De Decker in the Slam The obese kekbab guzzler Littler had a piss easy draw against Fattimena and watched Modus on the Saturday night instead, as watching one sided hammerings do not constitute great viewing for me. Sure enough after the vaping obese kid won he drew Gando and again this was another game he was the second best player and should have lost. The final was jobber Lukeman against Littler who is not only a far superior player and had the luck on his side. I went to the pub, why would I spend my time watching a one sided rout where comms would rim the obese fat cunt for the hour of whatever long it took.Glad I missed it, seemed it was over so quick sky had to do repeats, promos etc to fill up the time. I still have not seen it, no point now, but read on a forum that Lukeman was pissed drunk, seems that image for the game is ok....go figure.

THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This started today but due to work saw only the end of the Kim Huybrechts match. I will never tire of watching the cheating match fixing cunt Wessel Nijman lose, even if its to the angry Belgian Orphan.The big upsets were the defeats of Wade going out to Stephen Burton, Searle losing to de Graaf, and Van Veen who has been in great form losing to Scott Williams despite averaging nearly 105. Cullen was raped by Dave dismal, so I suspect that game was not televised. I am not making excuses for Wade, Van Veen etc but personally if I was at the Grand slam and then had to rock up to this meaningless event in a holiday camp shithole in bitter cold weather to play in a fucking tent in November, I do not think an early round defeat would be a problem. I am only surprised no player pulled out from playing. Seriously who wants to be playing in a tent in winter ?
So when the evening session began and the favourites dropped like flies, including Clayton, Price, Wright,Dobey,Bunting etc  who all went out and hardly any of them seemed to even give a shit, it only strengthened my belief that most top players would rather fuck off home than hang around that place for the weekend in the bitter cold or maybe there is another reason.


Here is a question for the readers....Would players throw games to get a better draw in the World Champs ? For some players it worked out very very convenient. For example,  Price lost to Tricole, so is now down to 10th seed, and is no longer in the Humphries and Littler half of the draw, and now is in the Bellyboy and Hunchback half of the draw. Make no mistake this has to be a better draw for Price.
Price is also now in line to play Joe Cullen instead of Mike De Decker, so tell me how Price losing tonight and going home early is a bad thing

Were the defeats of Price, Cullen, Wade, Dobey, Wright, MvG, Gando, Searle, Nijman, Van Veen, Bunting, Babs etc all just complete upsets ? Before some says I am paranoid and cheating and rigged games do not happen, remember on the same stage tonight was a player who was previously suspended from the game for match fixing in Nijman, as well as Barney who along with parasite Adams involved in very suspect games in modus in the past, or was it simply just one big night of bizarre results which suited certain players ? You can bet Price will be happier switching to the other half of the draw.

The funniest part of the night was MvG who brought his wife over from Holland to watch him play in a shit hole venue in a tent in winter to lose to Ian White, one of the biggest chokers on TV in the entire history of the game. He did not just lose, he got mauled....by Ian white. If MvG left his wife at home he could have gone looking for some comfort with some slapper again to cheat on his wife. Here is a smug fat ugly, ogre looking, future diabetic who once smugly said on tv that "people fear me". Not anymore ya ugly fuck.
There are people out there on twitter, absolute inbred simpletons who have publicly stated in the past on social media that MvG is a better player than Taylor. I wonder how many of them are busy deleting tweets.

On the topics of simpletons, I made a post on twitter asking if the official WDF account on youtube will be upset with me again this year for laughing at this shit that claims to be a "World championships", I then made this post

 

If there was a world championships for mentally stunted defects, that dicksplash would be a multiple champion.

Take a look at this section of the draw, where all 4 favourites went out

 

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I am now off to have a watch of Modus as I often do, dependent on which players are involved, which triggered a few people on a forum I post on when I mentioned something similar last week., Ironically the very same person who claimed that Modus, WDF, challenge tours, CDC, etc are all shit, told me he was a true darts fan and I was not.

NOVEMBER 16TH

NOVEMBER 9TH

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

For years, I have witnessed lefties, liberal, woketards constantly try force their mentally ill agenda upon the planet. Here are a group of absolute cunts that  rant on and on about free speech, equality, decency, etc, how violence is evil, whilst they sit in judgement of others acting smug as if they had some sort of moral superiority, pretending how tolerant they are. These people who claim to be advocates of free speech had their feelings hurt by my blog and now my original site is down yet again.....so this week I am using a back up site.

This week these utter  cunts, entitled bitches, cross dressing sickos, child endangering freaks got a kick up their non binary holes, with the public overwhelmingly choosing Donald Trump in the US Elections.

It did not take long for the supposed left to drop their facade and show ther true colours, issuing death threats etc, attacking people for their opinions, seems this tolerance they pretended to have was soon gone, Seems afterall they only liked free speech when it was something they wanted to hear.
These people spent years attacking the white race, blaming them for everything, especially white men, calling them right wing, racist, nazis, Hitler supporters, transphobes and countless other names when they dared to question the sick twisted agenda of the left, and now the lefty cunts are crying and wondering why the white man did not vote for them and the drunken liar and proven racist Kamala

The USA has had enough and this will make its way across the Atlantic, people have had enough, they are speaking out, and this brings me to the PDC.  The PDC main tour is open to male and female so I have no issue who plays in the PDC and what they identify as, what I do have an issue with is how this week the biological man Noah is playing in the Slam, the issue being his route of qualification, had he come through a qualifier like Menzies, Mansell , Barry etc there would be no issue, but HE qualified via the Womens Tour of which he is not one. 
Then we had Twat Porter address it in an interview I saw on twitter posted by Sky sports, which to no one's surprise did not allow comments, We all know why because Sky like all main stream media are liars, with an agenda to force their opinion on others and their agenda is so weak and fragile it can not stand up to scrutiny. What Twat Porter and Sky fails to comprehend is by blocking comments you alienate your fan base more, and come the weekend we shall see how this works out.

The truth is if the government have to invent laws to force people to accept that a biological male is a woman, whilst they try get you to ignore the laws of nature and biology, it not only reinforces they are not women and never will be, but shows you the warped twisted agenda these people want to impose of the rest of the world.

So the Grand Sham starts tomorrow at 1pm I believe, but after a week of work am I not sure I am going skip a lie in and get up to watch a match fixing ugly cheating prick. After a double session of darts, we know that by the time the man in the bra gets on the oche the PDC fans known for their antics, fighting, chucking piss at each other,brawling with security, ignoring the darts whilst singing footie tunes whilst those in the stands spit down at those in the seats. I am sure they will be more than ready to embrace the man who thinks he can alter the laws of nature and biology, who thinks calling real biological women "toxic bitches" is normal behaviour. I am sure that will endear him to the fans where most will be tanked up and looking to make their voices heard. But what do I know. I am sure Twat Porter will have the audio lowered, security doubled, and then pretend there is no issue.
As for who wins this, I genuinely have no preferences in general, although an early exit for Hunchback and the Kebab guzzler would certainly upset the commentary yet again, which is always good value

MODUS

With such a quiet week I caught up with some Modus darts in the evening, and as usual the clickbait is something else. For the Wednesday session they headlines the action with the statement can Raman run riot.....He lost every single game he played that day....all 5

In a shock to no one , Neil Duff, was invited back again for next week.So what if better players have to qualify, or if better players only get one chance per year, or how some have to wait more than a year, but this clown gets preferential treatment. Of course if this jobber was any good to begin with he would not need to be invited over and over as surely he would be qualifying for champions week, but he fails over and over and over. He lacks the balls and the talent for the PDC so whores himself out on the circuit as the Northern Ireland version of Wayne Warren, a pub player who won some imaginary world title, and has been sponging of that ever since. As bad as Modus can be at times I still chose to watch that over the Old Farts pointless shit.
Parasite Adams, Bottler O'Shea, Darryl Fatton, etc were complete over rated dogshit in their so called prime, and cannot even cut it when invited to Modus so there was no way I was watching that shit.

The Modus Saturday night line up is pretty grim, but more enticing than the old farts shit, so might give it a watch when the PDC finishes Saturday night.



The German Super League or whatever its called finished tonight with Kai Gotthard coming from 6-3 to win 7-6 and qualify for Ally Pally.
He is the 6th German to qualify for Ally Pally in December.

Lastly to all those butt hurt cunts who claim to never read my blog, but always do, then cry and report it, it makes no difference, if my blog does not come I use this one, and when this is reported , will create another, only takes minutes. 

But carry on reporting and claiming I do not get to ye, in a week where we see left wing cunts meltdown all across social media. The more ye hurt he more I enjoy it,

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

For years, every November Barry Hearn would win a KotW award for his qualifying system for the Grand Sham of Darts. You would think after so many years this situation would have been sorted, but No, in fact it still goes on under Matt Porter despite the obvious flaws, which sees countless fans, players, and media personalities call out this inadequate system. Lets look at how flawed this system is, as the following players now miss the Grand Slam
Clayton (1)
Aspinall (2)
Price (3)
Heta (4)
Dobey (6)
Searle (8)
Cullen (9)

The 5th & 6th Seeds, Noppert and Wade went through. The results in many ways will be fantastic news for them both and others just inside the top 16 who can take advantage in the rankings of others said failings.
But for the viewers, how is this improving the quality of the Grand Sham, when you have a players that have won actual proper full PDC competitions this year not be in the event, whilst lesser players who done nothing all year can rock up win 3 games in a completely depleted field , reach a last 8 and they are in the slam.

I have no issue with these players themselves, fair play to the likes of Barry, Mansell and Lukeman on doing what they did, my issue is with a system that allowed this happen, where far better players are missing out, players like Dobey and Clayton who only the day previous was in the final of a full PDC ranking event,losing in said final with a 106 average.

I personally believe every PDC comp winner, even if it is a Floor comp should be in the Grand Sham. All winners of any form of PDC comp need inviting. In fact I would extend it so that not only do every tv finalist make it, I would include semi finalists of the 4 big majors , the Worlds, Matchplay, Grand Prix, and Uk open.
Here's a novel idea, how about rewarding those players who go far in TV majors, showing they are good enough for another TV competition.
How can a system that sees multiple players who won PDC events be left out and guys that won nothing in the entire year, some who hardly ever make a tv comp be included improve the overall quality and field of a TV title.

I am not even a Clayton or Dobey fan in general, but as a fan of the game, leaving out the elite players that won events in favor of lesser players only weakens a comp and not improve it.

Gerwyn Price who previously announced he would not attend, and wanted a break , changed his mind and rocked up and Mickey Mansell made sure he got that break whether he wanted it or not, but the bizarre thing was so many people wanting Mansell to win, I have no issue with Mansell who did what he was suppose to do,he not only beat a former quarter finalist in the slam he also beat a former semi finalist in Barney, and cannot begrudge him but Price in a tv comp would garner more interest in my opinion. The causual viewer would rather watch Price and his antics over Mansell and his slow plodding style
Then there is Noppert who had to go through the qualifiers, and he is seemingly now a seed in the competition. If he is so good to be a seed why was he in a qualifier. The whole system is fucked up, and the blame for this lies with Twat Porter.

4 out of the Worlds top Ten are missing the event,
Aspinall and Barney, 2 semi finalists from 2022 who are defending 50k miss the event and will be hit hard in the rankings.
Cullen & Price 2 quarter finalists from 2022 were defending 25k and both of them out.
It will not be a surprise if any of those 4 players will at some point complain about the format.

The biggest winner of the day was James Wade, who not only qualified, and lost just a single leg in the entire event, and averaged, almost a ton for all his games but he is defending nothing, whilst a lot of those around him in the rankings either failed to qualify and/or were defending large sums. As a fan of Wade that is good news but it does not alter how ridiculous these whole qualifying criteria is.

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

I was delighted to see Ritchie Edhouse win the event, and lets be honest, the media can rabbit on about shocks and surprises but the reality is Ritchie was the best player. He beat a solid Van Veen, beat 2 ex World Champions in Bellyboy and Gando, took care of Woodlouse with ease and then battered Wattimena , winning 11 of the final 12 legs. Wattimena had rode his luck, in getting a woeful performing Wright, Wade who fucked it away and to his credit took advantage of a Humphries who did not perform anywhere like he has on tv or the last year.

Sadly for Ritchie he will not be in the Premier League, just like Gilding, Cross, Smudger and Nicholson who won a PDC TV ranking event, he won the event on ITV and Sky and the PDC in their bias almost always ignore ITV comp winners. I say almost because last year the european championships suddenly mattered again because Krusty Wright won it, a guy that consistently gets preferential treatment, despite him finishing bottom of the Premier League that year, and in the following year after his invite finished bottom of the PL yet again.

So any cunt that says there is no bias in the game or favouritism must be either blind or completely devoid of the capability of independent thought. If ritchie does little else in the slam and worlds watch how he will be neglected for the PL.

CHRIS MASON
Here is an ex-con who is lucky to have a job in darts where the bulk of his weekly income comes from being a panelist and commentator giving his opinion, but has an issue with others giving theirs. He has history of acting the wannabe hard man on social media, insulting people and threatening people, there is no shortage of people on line who have spoken how they were threatened by him, and like that journalist from the sun newspaper he claimed he wanted to thump, this week he started his usual bullshit. The sad part is I like him on comms, its not that he is brilliant, but in comparison to others like Nicholson, Mardle, Studd, Rawling, Pyke he seems almost decent, and makes a lot of valid points but spoils it all with this mental defect he obviously has. Here is a guy in his 50s who should be getting wiser with age, instead wants to promote this image that at his age he is some sort of hard man, its the mentality of a mentally stunted adolescent with insecurity issues who craves attention. If Mason was as tough as he pretends he would not have needed 2 buddies and hammers for the 3 of them to beat up one old guy, which got him the prison sentence. That is not a hard man, that is a scumbag.There is a difference. Another thing I laugh at, do these wannabe hard men think those people they threaten will just stand there, accept it and not fight back? I have no problem with him calling people cunts, I do that all the time, but when you threaten people and demand journalist be banned, its pathetic..

This week he got his little feelings hurt and wants the Sun, Star, and Mail banned from Ally Pally, because he did not like what they said, is he going to threaten them journalists too. Then he had a pop at the people on social media who are not journalists but fans and some lad who was at Modus. The audacity of this hypocritical wife beating, dole fraud cunt to lecture others on behaviour is something else. I do not like the nonsense those papers write, but banning them from the media room at Ally Pally is something only Mason could conjure up.  

PDC WINMAU WORLD MASTERS

This was the big announcement from the PDC and actually claimed this was some sort of revival of the original Masters that took place pre the split.
I am delighted the Masters which was always a non ranking glorified exbo, is now open to the top 24, and is ranked, and will have prelims that will come from a field that will include other tour card holders, Dev and Challenge tours, the CDC, JDC, Munter Series etc, but lets not bullshit the fans and pretend this is some continuation of the former Masters. Is the Masters James Wade won the same comp as the one Bristow won ? Of course not.
Just because a competition has a certain name it does not automatically give it history, credibility etc. For example, the WDF call their yearly jobber jamboree a "World Championships" but no one only mentally ill people believe it is a valid World championships. Likewise the old farts have a slopfest they call a World Championships and no normal rational person believes that either.
Yes the PDC Winmau Masters is a vast improvement on the shit comp it was, and the start of the year was badly crying out for more ranking TV comps, but do not let the PDC bullshit you into believing it is a continuation of the old comp.


OTHER SHIT
Its good to see James Wade playing well again,and to beat him you must be playing even better, because in just in the last few weeks alone
In the Grand Prix Wade lost each set in a deciding leg to de Decker in the Grand Prix -De Decker won the comp
In next event PC 27 Wade lost to MvG - who went on to win the event
He then lost in the European Championship , a game he should have won, to Wattimena - he made the final
In PC 29 he lost to Menzies- who went on to win the event
In PC 30 lost to a brilliant Josh Rock - Rock wins the event
Whoever beats Wade in the Grand Sham, lash your money on them to go far

The challenge tour wraps up this weekend and will give us the last entrant for the Grand sham with the draw being held on Monday. The business end of the season is well and truly underway.

I tried to watch some Modus this week in the evenings and it was a dismal week,

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Imagine you are a woman playing darts to supplement your income or even just for the love of the game and along comes a biological male, who tries to convince you he is a woman and takes from you and other real biological women and when real biological women complain how a male has no right being in a women's competition, the man then proceeds to blame the women and then has the audacity to verbally attack those real women calling them toxic bitches as he did in recent interview.

Here is a biological man, and believe me any person that thinks they can alter the laws of biology is not well in their sick mind, who wants normal rational people to believe he is a woman, decided to publicly abuse the very group this mentally ill man wants to pretend he is one of. If a man who was not pretending to be a woman said this about female players and called them toxic bitches, the feminazis would be out in force, so why are they so quiet when a man in drag says it ? Where is the female solidarity now ? Where is the media to condemn this.  All afraid to speak up or it does not suit the feminazi agenda.
I hope the pissed up rabble at Ally Pally jeers the fuck out of him. A worthy winner of Knob of the week for a biological man with a knob.

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

Ross Smith who had the ranking money he was defending removed dropped to World #20 and then lost first round and might drop even further.
Gerwyn Price who also went out first round announced he was giving the Grand slam qualifiers a skip and taking a break..
MvG as usual got the easiest draw of the round in the German uber-jobber Marshmallow man Clemens, He is the German version of Chizzy and then put that game in the prime slot on Thursday.
Then there is the real Chizzy, who is nothing more than an upgraded Justin Pipe or Ian White, grand mopping up floor comps but not worth a single fuck in front of a TV camera and his performance against Bellyboy was a disgrace. He is the world #5 based mostly on the floor, and euro tours and thankfully the Premier League is only automatic for the top 4, as we know this spineless choking cunt would be a jobber in front of the cameras.
Wade -v- Cross, and Pikachu -v- Heta were great watches, but Krusty lost to Wattimena 6-0 and averaged 74 hitting just a single 140 in the entire game. Lets hope that finally kills any more undeserved PL invites, as he dropped below Wade in the rankings down to #14 and possibly drop further before the comp is over. This is the fucker that recently said in a recent interview "Would be a great way to kickstart my year” - Peter Wright determined to hit form by retaining European Championship".
Up next was the lard arse kebab guzzling vaper Luke littler who got knocked out by Gilding, and make no mistake Gilding not only deserved to win, but should have won by more. At the start of the broadcast Chris Mason was speaking about Littler, and was obviously singing his praises and then said he is the best player in darts. Let that mental illness sink in for a moment, Luke Humphries is the world #1, the reigning world champion, and had one of the best years any player outside of Phil Taylor has had, the same Luke Humphries that beat littler in the Worlds, and even last week in the euro tour, but the ex con would have you believe the shite that he spews. Littler who has never won a ranking major is the best in the world right now. I can only hope the ex con got confused and meant  Humphries otherwise it was a statement of complete stupidity.
This was Luke Fattler's third consecutive first round defeat in a televised ranking tournament, whilst the real Luke in darts powered on.As for Gilding he moved up to #20 shoving Smudger down to #21, down 12 places. Wade on the other hand already has jumped 3 places and is currently 9 places higher than he was prior to the Matchplay

There are 16 players left 9 of the worlds top 16 are gone, of which 8 were beaten and Babs failed to qualify. Half the field left are outside the worlds top 20. Mike De Decker was the last game on friday night and he is in the afternoon session on Saturday, whilst Hunchback and ndo who had Friday off, get the evening slot.

The Grand Slam still has a lot of top players yet to qualify, Price is giving it a skip, but players like Clayton, Wade Aspinall etc need to go through the qualifiers at the moment, although clayton and Wade will be hoping to reach the final at least to avoid the qualifiers.
Roll on the longer format this weekend.
For all those people who cry about this blog, usually about typos in order to deflect from any valid points I make, I wonder if sai simpletons will man about this post on youtube from online darts. Did the obese cunt hippo Barrs fall in to a diabetic coma whilst typing this

LAKESHITE

I see the prize money for this jobber jamboree as dropped this year, and people wonder why Leonard Gates choose Ally Pally over that slum hotel. Gates will get 7'5k minimum for being at ally Pally, but would need to reach the semi final at dead bob's dump to earn 8k I still laugh how they advertise this shit as a "World championships"....pathetic.

Lastly because they irritate some people, here are some photoshops

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The final European Championships list of qualifiers are almost complete, and this weeks Knob of the Week goes to Babs van den Bergh. He is a player that thanks to the euro tour qualifier changes, he played 12 euro tours, and despite that advantage did not even make the European championships, which shows all that is wrong with the changes to the qualifiers. It is obvious he is playing shit and simply having him in euro tours where he does nothing, when other players have qualified with less appearances shows why the qualifiers should be a more open field.
Friday night he played a game needing wins to qualify and rocked up and played shit, and averaged 84 and for most of the match was averaging in the 70s.

Add in last weekend in the semi final he was like Belgian Chizzy.
The dancing prick only won 3 legs in the 5 sets de Decker won.Yes De Decker was brilliant, but that does not excuse the pathetic effort by him. It was the worst display at opening doubles I have ever seen or can remember. The dancing prick missed 60 darts to start...Sixty.
Add that choke along with his failure to make the European Championships despite playing in a dozen euro tours makes him a deserved winner of Knob of the Week


ASPINALL

Stutters Aspinall made some darts new because of his game midweek against Razma for throwing a dart in anger and right away people were saying "DRA fine" as if this was something that should automatically happen. If you are the type of cunt that think this justifies a fine you are a cunt, and I am not even an Aspinall fan.
Remember we have players like Gary Anderson and others that usually brush off these events and do not give a fuck, others rock up and act like they are not bothered, and here is a player who genuinely seems to give a shit about losing, which is a quality in my book, and you have soft cunts wanting him to be fined by that DRA Nazi Party. No one was hurt, his opponent was behind him , marker on the far other side, and a player back after injury with desire getting upset should not be a fine and any cunt that takes pleasure in seeing a player that actually gives a fuck get fined is a total cunt in my eyes.What is far worse is a player who does not give a fuck.


GRAND PRIX


Last week I wrote "Here's hoping for a Humphries win,, even de Decker or Joyce but hopefully not Babs who really irritates the fuck out of me." As mentioned above I got my wish
As for Joyce, the lad was 3 sets down whilst averaging over 100, form that would have battered  both the Belgian players in the other semi..At 4-0 up in sets Scumphries was still over the ton average and romped home. Joyce lost 5-0 but the score did not reflect how well Joyce played.
As for the final, when De Decker missed a set dart and Scumphries went a set up it appeared the expected stroll in the park would happen. In set 2 Luke missed 3 set darts, lost the set. Mardle was fucking unbearable on commentary, the cunt should be called goldilocks for always being in the wrong bed. Mardle claimed De Decker "annihilated" James Wade....Wade who took every set to a fifth leg, and was on a double for the set in two of them. But again why let the truth get in the way of the Sky bullshit.

De Decker took he third set, and Scumphries was being outplayed and he got worse and went 3-1 down and Scumphries was no longer the smug cunt as De Decker missed multiple set darts for 4-1. Scumphries broke but it mattered not as De Decker deservedly went 4-1 up in sets. Mardle who spent the first 2 sets rimming Scumphries jumped on De Decker and now it was his turn to for Mardle to crawl up his hole. To be fair De Decker was the better player, more consistent, and deservedly in the position he deserved. Could the world number #1, current World champion and reigning Grand Prix holder turn it around ?
De Decker went 2 legs up and Scumphries took out 149, and the 152 and threw for the set and made it 4-2 in sets, They knocked the stuffing out of DeDecker, and in set 7 Scumphries was flying, as he won the first 2 legs but De Decker hit a 156 checkout but Scumphries with yet another max broke got to a double and missed 2 set darts and got another visit and it was 3-4 in sets, with Scumphries now having the darts.

Set 8....De Decker broke right away with a 90 finish on the bull, but Fluke broke back and with his 12th maximum then held with ease. Fluke missed the bull for a 170 and the set but the Belgian then held to take it to a fifth leg and a huge leg. Fluke broke 67 for the set, and De Decker hit a max to pressure but Scumphries with one dart took the set and leveled the game.
Set 9 , De decker held, as did Scumphries, and De Decker went 2-1 up in legs and Scumphries failed to get off in 5 darts and De Decker ran clear and broke for the set
Set 10. Scumphries held, and so did De Decker, but the Belgian broke and threw for the win, but threw a poor leg and Scumphries broke back to throw to level the match but he threw a poor leg and paid the ultimate price as De Decker hit his 16th maximum to leave 55 and wrapped up the win.

Nobody of sound mind could begrudge the Belgian the win, beating the Australian Cabbage, Gary Anderson, James Wade, and the prick Babs and then Scumphries,. It was well deserved. It also wiped the smirk of the cocky face of Scumphries. It was a fantastic watch. PDC's darts twitter then posted this....the thick muppets could not even get his nationality right.

The final was an instant classic. Of course there are plenty in darts who are not of sound mind. Take this cunt who was kicked off a forum I post on for making pedo comments about kids in the past. Look what the WDF/BDO mushroom sick fuck wrote.

The 6 figure winners cheque only moved De Decker up 11 places to world #25. Here is the question, if De Decker does nothing else in the Worlds, European champs and grand slam, will he still get a PL spot in 3 months time ? We have seen the PDC dump players who won tv ranking comps nearer to the world be left out of the PL.
De Decker being the most popular Belgian in darts will no doubt upset the angry orphan Kim Huybrechts, and the dancing prancing Babs which is always going to be a plus with me. The great unwashed Ryan Joyce was now in the top 32


EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
The final qualification is almost done, and jining Babs not in the field include Cameron Menzies who lost,ugly cheating match fixing cunt Wessel Conman,  Callan Rydz, Dolan and Ryan Joyce. As for Dirk van Duijvenbode who has been absolute shit, despite also playing at least a dozen euro tours, he will scrape through providing Zonneveld, Ratajski, or Lukeman do not the final.


SKY BIAS
Well done to Mathew Edgar for highlighting yet again this week another example of the Sky bias, which not only has issues with certain players, but proves how they disregard other ranking TV competitions shown by ITV, even if the simpleton Edgar had not intentionally intended for his tweet to do so, so my reply was done to confirm it

OTHER SHIT.

For those wondering why I have not mentioned the WDF Masters, it was because it was a complete shit event, just like the BDO masters was when that was running post split. The day every single living world champion said Fuck You to worm food Olly Croft and the BDO,  and those players formed the then WDC now the PDC, every competition in the BDO was devalued to the point that any player post split wining said mickey mouse tin pots who thinks they can be compared to the pre-split winners when the competitions actually meant something are delusional cunts, Any dart fan who thinks the likes of Wayne Warren for example winning a Lakeshite is on a par with Dennis Priestley winning a lakeshite pre-split needs to be put on some watchlist.

Likewise anyone thinking MvG's twin brother Wesley Plaiser winning the 2 of the jobber-tastic events puts him on a par with the likes of Bob Anderson needs to be beaten confined to a mental home.

Plaiser won what is supposedly the "second biggest competition in the WDF" and got a scabby 10k. A few days later rocks up to the lowest  and most minor ranking competition for the PDC main tour for an un- televised , empty hall floor championship and won 15k

Lastly all those cunts on twitter who blocked me even though I never once tweeted them, like Wayne Goldilocks Mardle, Paul Nicholson, WSDT , Hippo Barrs, and multiple other oxygen thieves will not be able to stop people they blocked from seeing their tweets soon. That is off course if anyone was to give a flying fuck what these wankers think., still  I am sure it will annoy them, that people they want to block can see and comments on the shit they posted.

Off to take a look at some CDC Continental Cup action, with Ally Pally places on offer I believe.

I also might even catch up on Modus, as this week Modus had no trannys, no munters, etc and instead had a few players I enjoy watching including Colin Osborne, who played great winning Group A.

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