KNOB OF THE WEEK

For years, every November Barry Hearn would win a KotW award for his qualifying system for the Grand Sham of Darts. You would think after so many years this situation would have been sorted, but No, in fact it still goes on under Matt Porter despite the obvious flaws, which sees countless fans, players, and media personalities call out this inadequate system. Lets look at how flawed this system is, as the following players now miss the Grand Slam
Clayton (1)
Aspinall (2)
Price (3)
Heta (4)
Dobey (6)
Searle (8)
Cullen (9)

The 5th & 6th Seeds, Noppert and Wade went through. The results in many ways will be fantastic news for them both and others just inside the top 16 who can take advantage in the rankings of others said failings.
But for the viewers, how is this improving the quality of the Grand Sham, when you have a players that have won actual proper full PDC competitions this year not be in the event, whilst lesser players who done nothing all year can rock up win 3 games in a completely depleted field , reach a last 8 and they are in the slam.

I have no issue with these players themselves, fair play to the likes of Barry, Mansell and Lukeman on doing what they did, my issue is with a system that allowed this happen, where far better players are missing out, players like Dobey and Clayton who only the day previous was in the final of a full PDC ranking event,losing in said final with a 106 average.

I personally believe every PDC comp winner, even if it is a Floor comp should be in the Grand Sham. All winners of any form of PDC comp need inviting. In fact I would extend it so that not only do every tv finalist make it, I would include semi finalists of the 4 big majors , the Worlds, Matchplay, Grand Prix, and Uk open.
Here's a novel idea, how about rewarding those players who go far in TV majors, showing they are good enough for another TV competition.
How can a system that sees multiple players who won PDC events be left out and guys that won nothing in the entire year, some who hardly ever make a tv comp be included improve the overall quality and field of a TV title.

I am not even a Clayton or Dobey fan in general, but as a fan of the game, leaving out the elite players that won events in favor of lesser players only weakens a comp and not improve it.

Gerwyn Price who previously announced he would not attend, and wanted a break , changed his mind and rocked up and Mickey Mansell made sure he got that break whether he wanted it or not, but the bizarre thing was so many people wanting Mansell to win, I have no issue with Mansell who did what he was suppose to do,he not only beat a former quarter finalist in the slam he also beat a former semi finalist in Barney, and cannot begrudge him but Price in a tv comp would garner more interest in my opinion. The causual viewer would rather watch Price and his antics over Mansell and his slow plodding style
Then there is Noppert who had to go through the qualifiers, and he is seemingly now a seed in the competition. If he is so good to be a seed why was he in a qualifier. The whole system is fucked up, and the blame for this lies with Twat Porter.

4 out of the Worlds top Ten are missing the event,
Aspinall and Barney, 2 semi finalists from 2022 who are defending 50k miss the event and will be hit hard in the rankings.
Cullen & Price 2 quarter finalists from 2022 were defending 25k and both of them out.
It will not be a surprise if any of those 4 players will at some point complain about the format.

The biggest winner of the day was James Wade, who not only qualified, and lost just a single leg in the entire event, and averaged, almost a ton for all his games but he is defending nothing, whilst a lot of those around him in the rankings either failed to qualify and/or were defending large sums. As a fan of Wade that is good news but it does not alter how ridiculous these whole qualifying criteria is.

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

I was delighted to see Ritchie Edhouse win the event, and lets be honest, the media can rabbit on about shocks and surprises but the reality is Ritchie was the best player. He beat a solid Van Veen, beat 2 ex World Champions in Bellyboy and Gando, took care of Woodlouse with ease and then battered Wattimena , winning 11 of the final 12 legs. Wattimena had rode his luck, in getting a woeful performing Wright, Wade who fucked it away and to his credit took advantage of a Humphries who did not perform anywhere like he has on tv or the last year.

Sadly for Ritchie he will not be in the Premier League, just like Gilding, Cross, Smudger and Nicholson who won a PDC TV ranking event, he won the event on ITV and Sky and the PDC in their bias almost always ignore ITV comp winners. I say almost because last year the european championships suddenly mattered again because Krusty Wright won it, a guy that consistently gets preferential treatment, despite him finishing bottom of the Premier League that year, and in the following year after his invite finished bottom of the PL yet again.

So any cunt that says there is no bias in the game or favouritism must be either blind or completely devoid of the capability of independent thought. If ritchie does little else in the slam and worlds watch how he will be neglected for the PL.

CHRIS MASON
Here is an ex-con who is lucky to have a job in darts where the bulk of his weekly income comes from being a panelist and commentator giving his opinion, but has an issue with others giving theirs. He has history of acting the wannabe hard man on social media, insulting people and threatening people, there is no shortage of people on line who have spoken how they were threatened by him, and like that journalist from the sun newspaper he claimed he wanted to thump, this week he started his usual bullshit. The sad part is I like him on comms, its not that he is brilliant, but in comparison to others like Nicholson, Mardle, Studd, Rawling, Pyke he seems almost decent, and makes a lot of valid points but spoils it all with this mental defect he obviously has. Here is a guy in his 50s who should be getting wiser with age, instead wants to promote this image that at his age he is some sort of hard man, its the mentality of a mentally stunted adolescent with insecurity issues who craves attention. If Mason was as tough as he pretends he would not have needed 2 buddies and hammers for the 3 of them to beat up one old guy, which got him the prison sentence. That is not a hard man, that is a scumbag.There is a difference. Another thing I laugh at, do these wannabe hard men think those people they threaten will just stand there, accept it and not fight back? I have no problem with him calling people cunts, I do that all the time, but when you threaten people and demand journalist be banned, its pathetic..

This week he got his little feelings hurt and wants the Sun, Star, and Mail banned from Ally Pally, because he did not like what they said, is he going to threaten them journalists too. Then he had a pop at the people on social media who are not journalists but fans and some lad who was at Modus. The audacity of this hypocritical wife beating, dole fraud cunt to lecture others on behaviour is something else. I do not like the nonsense those papers write, but banning them from the media room at Ally Pally is something only Mason could conjure up.  

PDC WINMAU WORLD MASTERS

This was the big announcement from the PDC and actually claimed this was some sort of revival of the original Masters that took place pre the split.
I am delighted the Masters which was always a non ranking glorified exbo, is now open to the top 24, and is ranked, and will have prelims that will come from a field that will include other tour card holders, Dev and Challenge tours, the CDC, JDC, Munter Series etc, but lets not bullshit the fans and pretend this is some continuation of the former Masters. Is the Masters James Wade won the same comp as the one Bristow won ? Of course not.
Just because a competition has a certain name it does not automatically give it history, credibility etc. For example, the WDF call their yearly jobber jamboree a "World Championships" but no one only mentally ill people believe it is a valid World championships. Likewise the old farts have a slopfest they call a World Championships and no normal rational person believes that either.
Yes the PDC Winmau Masters is a vast improvement on the shit comp it was, and the start of the year was badly crying out for more ranking TV comps, but do not let the PDC bullshit you into believing it is a continuation of the old comp.


OTHER SHIT
Its good to see James Wade playing well again,and to beat him you must be playing even better, because in just in the last few weeks alone
In the Grand Prix Wade lost each set in a deciding leg to de Decker in the Grand Prix -De Decker won the comp
In next event PC 27 Wade lost to MvG - who went on to win the event
He then lost in the European Championship , a game he should have won, to Wattimena - he made the final
In PC 29 he lost to Menzies- who went on to win the event
In PC 30 lost to a brilliant Josh Rock - Rock wins the event
Whoever beats Wade in the Grand Sham, lash your money on them to go far

The challenge tour wraps up this weekend and will give us the last entrant for the Grand sham with the draw being held on Monday. The business end of the season is well and truly underway.

I tried to watch some Modus this week in the evenings and it was a dismal week,

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

Imagine you are a woman playing darts to supplement your income or even just for the love of the game and along comes a biological male, who tries to convince you he is a woman and takes from you and other real biological women and when real biological women complain how a male has no right being in a women's competition, the man then proceeds to blame the women and then has the audacity to verbally attack those real women calling them toxic bitches as he did in recent interview.

Here is a biological man, and believe me any person that thinks they can alter the laws of biology is not well in their sick mind, who wants normal rational people to believe he is a woman, decided to publicly abuse the very group this mentally ill man wants to pretend he is one of. If a man who was not pretending to be a woman said this about female players and called them toxic bitches, the feminazis would be out in force, so why are they so quiet when a man in drag says it ? Where is the female solidarity now ? Where is the media to condemn this.  All afraid to speak up or it does not suit the feminazi agenda.
I hope the pissed up rabble at Ally Pally jeers the fuck out of him. A worthy winner of Knob of the week for a biological man with a knob.

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS

Ross Smith who had the ranking money he was defending removed dropped to World #20 and then lost first round and might drop even further.
Gerwyn Price who also went out first round announced he was giving the Grand slam qualifiers a skip and taking a break..
MvG as usual got the easiest draw of the round in the German uber-jobber Marshmallow man Clemens, He is the German version of Chizzy and then put that game in the prime slot on Thursday.
Then there is the real Chizzy, who is nothing more than an upgraded Justin Pipe or Ian White, grand mopping up floor comps but not worth a single fuck in front of a TV camera and his performance against Bellyboy was a disgrace. He is the world #5 based mostly on the floor, and euro tours and thankfully the Premier League is only automatic for the top 4, as we know this spineless choking cunt would be a jobber in front of the cameras.
Wade -v- Cross, and Pikachu -v- Heta were great watches, but Krusty lost to Wattimena 6-0 and averaged 74 hitting just a single 140 in the entire game. Lets hope that finally kills any more undeserved PL invites, as he dropped below Wade in the rankings down to #14 and possibly drop further before the comp is over. This is the fucker that recently said in a recent interview "Would be a great way to kickstart my year” - Peter Wright determined to hit form by retaining European Championship".
Up next was the lard arse kebab guzzling vaper Luke littler who got knocked out by Gilding, and make no mistake Gilding not only deserved to win, but should have won by more. At the start of the broadcast Chris Mason was speaking about Littler, and was obviously singing his praises and then said he is the best player in darts. Let that mental illness sink in for a moment, Luke Humphries is the world #1, the reigning world champion, and had one of the best years any player outside of Phil Taylor has had, the same Luke Humphries that beat littler in the Worlds, and even last week in the euro tour, but the ex con would have you believe the shite that he spews. Littler who has never won a ranking major is the best in the world right now. I can only hope the ex con got confused and meant  Humphries otherwise it was a statement of complete stupidity.
This was Luke Fattler's third consecutive first round defeat in a televised ranking tournament, whilst the real Luke in darts powered on.As for Gilding he moved up to #20 shoving Smudger down to #21, down 12 places. Wade on the other hand already has jumped 3 places and is currently 9 places higher than he was prior to the Matchplay

There are 16 players left 9 of the worlds top 16 are gone, of which 8 were beaten and Babs failed to qualify. Half the field left are outside the worlds top 20. Mike De Decker was the last game on friday night and he is in the afternoon session on Saturday, whilst Hunchback and ndo who had Friday off, get the evening slot.

The Grand Slam still has a lot of top players yet to qualify, Price is giving it a skip, but players like Clayton, Wade Aspinall etc need to go through the qualifiers at the moment, although clayton and Wade will be hoping to reach the final at least to avoid the qualifiers.
Roll on the longer format this weekend.
For all those people who cry about this blog, usually about typos in order to deflect from any valid points I make, I wonder if sai simpletons will man about this post on youtube from online darts. Did the obese cunt hippo Barrs fall in to a diabetic coma whilst typing this

LAKESHITE

I see the prize money for this jobber jamboree as dropped this year, and people wonder why Leonard Gates choose Ally Pally over that slum hotel. Gates will get 7'5k minimum for being at ally Pally, but would need to reach the semi final at dead bob's dump to earn 8k I still laugh how they advertise this shit as a "World championships"....pathetic.

Lastly because they irritate some people, here are some photoshops

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

The final European Championships list of qualifiers are almost complete, and this weeks Knob of the Week goes to Babs van den Bergh. He is a player that thanks to the euro tour qualifier changes, he played 12 euro tours, and despite that advantage did not even make the European championships, which shows all that is wrong with the changes to the qualifiers. It is obvious he is playing shit and simply having him in euro tours where he does nothing, when other players have qualified with less appearances shows why the qualifiers should be a more open field.
Friday night he played a game needing wins to qualify and rocked up and played shit, and averaged 84 and for most of the match was averaging in the 70s.

Add in last weekend in the semi final he was like Belgian Chizzy.
The dancing prick only won 3 legs in the 5 sets de Decker won.Yes De Decker was brilliant, but that does not excuse the pathetic effort by him. It was the worst display at opening doubles I have ever seen or can remember. The dancing prick missed 60 darts to start...Sixty.
Add that choke along with his failure to make the European Championships despite playing in a dozen euro tours makes him a deserved winner of Knob of the Week


ASPINALL

Stutters Aspinall made some darts new because of his game midweek against Razma for throwing a dart in anger and right away people were saying "DRA fine" as if this was something that should automatically happen. If you are the type of cunt that think this justifies a fine you are a cunt, and I am not even an Aspinall fan.
Remember we have players like Gary Anderson and others that usually brush off these events and do not give a fuck, others rock up and act like they are not bothered, and here is a player who genuinely seems to give a shit about losing, which is a quality in my book, and you have soft cunts wanting him to be fined by that DRA Nazi Party. No one was hurt, his opponent was behind him , marker on the far other side, and a player back after injury with desire getting upset should not be a fine and any cunt that takes pleasure in seeing a player that actually gives a fuck get fined is a total cunt in my eyes.What is far worse is a player who does not give a fuck.


GRAND PRIX


Last week I wrote "Here's hoping for a Humphries win,, even de Decker or Joyce but hopefully not Babs who really irritates the fuck out of me." As mentioned above I got my wish
As for Joyce, the lad was 3 sets down whilst averaging over 100, form that would have battered  both the Belgian players in the other semi..At 4-0 up in sets Scumphries was still over the ton average and romped home. Joyce lost 5-0 but the score did not reflect how well Joyce played.
As for the final, when De Decker missed a set dart and Scumphries went a set up it appeared the expected stroll in the park would happen. In set 2 Luke missed 3 set darts, lost the set. Mardle was fucking unbearable on commentary, the cunt should be called goldilocks for always being in the wrong bed. Mardle claimed De Decker "annihilated" James Wade....Wade who took every set to a fifth leg, and was on a double for the set in two of them. But again why let the truth get in the way of the Sky bullshit.

De Decker took he third set, and Scumphries was being outplayed and he got worse and went 3-1 down and Scumphries was no longer the smug cunt as De Decker missed multiple set darts for 4-1. Scumphries broke but it mattered not as De Decker deservedly went 4-1 up in sets. Mardle who spent the first 2 sets rimming Scumphries jumped on De Decker and now it was his turn to for Mardle to crawl up his hole. To be fair De Decker was the better player, more consistent, and deservedly in the position he deserved. Could the world number #1, current World champion and reigning Grand Prix holder turn it around ?
De Decker went 2 legs up and Scumphries took out 149, and the 152 and threw for the set and made it 4-2 in sets, They knocked the stuffing out of DeDecker, and in set 7 Scumphries was flying, as he won the first 2 legs but De Decker hit a 156 checkout but Scumphries with yet another max broke got to a double and missed 2 set darts and got another visit and it was 3-4 in sets, with Scumphries now having the darts.

Set 8....De Decker broke right away with a 90 finish on the bull, but Fluke broke back and with his 12th maximum then held with ease. Fluke missed the bull for a 170 and the set but the Belgian then held to take it to a fifth leg and a huge leg. Fluke broke 67 for the set, and De Decker hit a max to pressure but Scumphries with one dart took the set and leveled the game.
Set 9 , De decker held, as did Scumphries, and De Decker went 2-1 up in legs and Scumphries failed to get off in 5 darts and De Decker ran clear and broke for the set
Set 10. Scumphries held, and so did De Decker, but the Belgian broke and threw for the win, but threw a poor leg and Scumphries broke back to throw to level the match but he threw a poor leg and paid the ultimate price as De Decker hit his 16th maximum to leave 55 and wrapped up the win.

Nobody of sound mind could begrudge the Belgian the win, beating the Australian Cabbage, Gary Anderson, James Wade, and the prick Babs and then Scumphries,. It was well deserved. It also wiped the smirk of the cocky face of Scumphries. It was a fantastic watch. PDC's darts twitter then posted this....the thick muppets could not even get his nationality right.

The final was an instant classic. Of course there are plenty in darts who are not of sound mind. Take this cunt who was kicked off a forum I post on for making pedo comments about kids in the past. Look what the WDF/BDO mushroom sick fuck wrote.

The 6 figure winners cheque only moved De Decker up 11 places to world #25. Here is the question, if De Decker does nothing else in the Worlds, European champs and grand slam, will he still get a PL spot in 3 months time ? We have seen the PDC dump players who won tv ranking comps nearer to the world be left out of the PL.
De Decker being the most popular Belgian in darts will no doubt upset the angry orphan Kim Huybrechts, and the dancing prancing Babs which is always going to be a plus with me. The great unwashed Ryan Joyce was now in the top 32


EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIPS
The final qualification is almost done, and jining Babs not in the field include Cameron Menzies who lost,ugly cheating match fixing cunt Wessel Conman,  Callan Rydz, Dolan and Ryan Joyce. As for Dirk van Duijvenbode who has been absolute shit, despite also playing at least a dozen euro tours, he will scrape through providing Zonneveld, Ratajski, or Lukeman do not the final.


SKY BIAS
Well done to Mathew Edgar for highlighting yet again this week another example of the Sky bias, which not only has issues with certain players, but proves how they disregard other ranking TV competitions shown by ITV, even if the simpleton Edgar had not intentionally intended for his tweet to do so, so my reply was done to confirm it

OTHER SHIT.

For those wondering why I have not mentioned the WDF Masters, it was because it was a complete shit event, just like the BDO masters was when that was running post split. The day every single living world champion said Fuck You to worm food Olly Croft and the BDO,  and those players formed the then WDC now the PDC, every competition in the BDO was devalued to the point that any player post split wining said mickey mouse tin pots who thinks they can be compared to the pre-split winners when the competitions actually meant something are delusional cunts, Any dart fan who thinks the likes of Wayne Warren for example winning a Lakeshite is on a par with Dennis Priestley winning a lakeshite pre-split needs to be put on some watchlist.

Likewise anyone thinking MvG's twin brother Wesley Plaiser winning the 2 of the jobber-tastic events puts him on a par with the likes of Bob Anderson needs to be beaten confined to a mental home.

Plaiser won what is supposedly the "second biggest competition in the WDF" and got a scabby 10k. A few days later rocks up to the lowest  and most minor ranking competition for the PDC main tour for an un- televised , empty hall floor championship and won 15k

Lastly all those cunts on twitter who blocked me even though I never once tweeted them, like Wayne Goldilocks Mardle, Paul Nicholson, WSDT , Hippo Barrs, and multiple other oxygen thieves will not be able to stop people they blocked from seeing their tweets soon. That is off course if anyone was to give a flying fuck what these wankers think., still  I am sure it will annoy them, that people they want to block can see and comments on the shit they posted.

Off to take a look at some CDC Continental Cup action, with Ally Pally places on offer I believe.

I also might even catch up on Modus, as this week Modus had no trannys, no munters, etc and instead had a few players I enjoy watching including Colin Osborne, who played great winning Group A.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

I don't know why, but for some reason I convinced myself the opening rounds of the Grand Prix had been reduced to the best of 3 sets, completely forgetting that has been the format for years. Not sure why I always thought the first round longer.  Of course with such a short race first round it give more opportunities for upsets, and that's exactly what we got. Anyone that reads this blog knows I love ranking darts, especially ranking proper Majors and I have always considered the Grand Prix as such. I have enjoyed the darts, however the commentary from those cunts at Sky has always been atrocious, but even by their standards it was beyond deplorable at times.

For example when the hun Pikachu dumped out Barney, did sky go on about Pikachu ? No they spent more time speaking about the bloated ex postman. When Rob Cross turfed out the waddling kebab guzzler did they speak about the things Cross did right ? Of course not they would rather focus on the loser Littler instead of giving the rightful praise to Cross. When Wade beat Wright we got how Wright gifted Wade the last leg, completely ignoring Wade gifted wright the first set, Wade deservedly won the second set, and regardless of Wright choking Wade would still have the darts in the next leg for the win.
When Gurney whitewashed the Hunchback did Sky spend their time focusing on Gurney ? No, they rather discuss MvG. I am sick to the teeth of Sky and their bias towards their favourites, It is a the point where even Ando in a post match interview moaned how Sky and the media ignore the reigning champion, world #1 and reigning world champion Luke Humphries. Wade in his post match interview also spoke how Sky concentrate on players that never won a proper ranking Major, and said he has gotten used to it by now.
When the third most successful player in PDC history, and Ando a former double world champion are openly speaking about it it shows how bad it is. On Thursday when showing the brief highlights of Aspinall and Joyce it was cleverly edited to make it look like Asp threw it away and Joyce was somehow lucky, they failed to show Joyce missing his chance with 60 for the match missing the board, you would expect that to be in the highlights, but amazingly that did not suit the agenda


Wade who won on Thursday night was then first up on Friday, Why ? surely Cross-v- Joyce, and Humphries -v- Clayton should have been on first since they played Wednesday, and Wade-v-De Decker and Cullen -v-Babs be the later games...but no typical sky shoving Wade to the early spot again. Had Gando beat De Decker, and Price beat Wade, does anyone believe Price and Ando would be on first ?
At this point the Sky cunts are not even trying to hide their blatant bias and favourtism. Of course if a player openly speaks out too vehemently, you know the DRA Nazi party would be all over them, fining them coin for their DRA Christmas party.
This is why I will never ever pay for Sky again. I hope when the PDC tv rights come up they go elsewhere and fuck Sky.How beautiful would that be, no more Mardle possibly.


Remember when people tried to say MvG was better than Phil Taylor, remember that mental illness and recency bias ? I do not ever recall Taylor getting whitewashed in a ranking tv major. It was not his first time getting whitewashed in a ranking comp on TV either, as he got humped 6-0 against Ando in the Players Championships finals back in 2011.
That is not counting these other hammerings
He also got battered 6-0 in a Premier League Match on TV against Dobey
In Euro tours all be it not on TV lost 7-0 to Josh Rock
In another Euro tour lost 6-0 again to Dobey
Lost in yet another Euro tour 7-0 to Luke Humphries.
This is not even counting the raping he took in sets of Chizzy in the world champs where he lost 5-0 in sets to Chizzy of all people on TV and mentally ill people claim he was better than Taylor ?
This is the same MvG who said "people fear me"....not any more they don't.

Anyone that ever believed Hunchback was even close to Taylor needs psychiatric help. I was delighted to see MvG, Littler, Barney, Stutters etc all go out, yes all great players, but if it spares us viewers being subjected to the constant bias towards their favourites then it has to be a good thing.Take this abortion survivor who cried over Wades comments about Luke Humphries trying to make out MvG with 15 failures in world championships is the second best player despite other players with better world championship records.

Lowe has as many world titles, never mind a superior player like Bristow but like most simpletons who believe they know everything they ignore history because they never watched it. His excuse was MvG won other ranking events. Odd isn't it how people leave out Wade out of the all time top list because he did not win a world championship, as seemingly other majors do not count, but when you point out how MvG only has 3 world title, suddenly those other ranking majors now count. Its total contradiction. MvG is a fabulous player who won lots but again new fans who are unaware of the split and why it even happened do not realize there were far less comps back then, it is part of the reason the split happened.  People like this dicksplash google history, and then think they know more than people like me who watched Bristow and the game since a kid in the 70s, these new sky brainwashed simpletons look at wikipedia automatically think they are experts, see averages and do not factor in old boards and equipment, the lack of majors etc. Sky is to blame for this brainwashing again, sheep who will believe anything and question nothing.

MONDAY


So there I was finished work around 3 o clock on Monday and thought as a warm up would skip through the Monday session of modus whilst having a cup of tea. Jesus H Christ on a stick, that line up, which was a Woman, a Tranny, a Black, a Yank, a Racist and a guy that looked like he survived the Belsen concentration camp. Before some woketard brainwashed lefty cunt cries how I am offensive, I find mentally ill men who think they can rewrite the laws of nature put on a bra and claim they are a woman  with their constant agenda is offensive to me.. I would sooner eat my own shit before I would watch some man parade around in a bra occupy my screen. Modus was given a skip for the time being.. So on the the Grand Prix. Teeth McDonald welcomed us to the wonderful city of Leicester.....yes Leicester and wonderful in the same sentence. I feel sorry for the decent residents of Leicester which is like Karachi., a fucking third world hovel



First up was Josh Rock who acted like some cokehead chav running around the oche like a ritilin addicted pancake  in love with himself, and after he lost the first set hecompletely imploded and the great unwashed Ryan Joyce won the second set with ease and the game.
Dolan threw utter muck against Spacehopper Schindler. In set 2 Dolan won a leg and had to survive 3 match darts and threw to level the match, but Schindler broke and deservedly won the game.
Clayton took on Edhouse and the coal scavenger threw superb darts taking the first set and Edhouse needed a 147 to just win a leg and then broke to throw for the set, but Clayton was superb and broke and held for the win. A great watch.

Then we had stutters against Searle who comms said was in the world top 16, but he never was, why let the truth get in the way of these cunts on comms. Stutters took the first set, Searle the second and first game to go the distance and in a last leg decider stutters left double 12 after 9 darts for the win Comms told us how it was an upset with the world #7 beating the world #18. Let that sink in.

The we had the battle between Holland's most miserable and entitled cunt against the arrogant petulant hun prick Pikachu. No matter who won, we all lost. So fucked off and got a cup of tea, and when I came back the sweaty ex postman was a set down, and was seemingly 2 legs up in it. Pikachu missed a match dart and on to a final set. The little hun even broke 81 in the last leg and saw off Barney. I won't miss him.
Bunting who used last weeks players championships to earn not only a lot of coin but get great practice blitzed Scumphries in the first set. In the second Bunting made it 5 legs on the trot and Scumphries was in the shit, with Bunting missing a match dart for a 6 legs to nil win, but Scumphries broke to take his first leg and Bunting seemed to collapse, as Scumphries broke, and held, and Bunting throwing for the win still lost the leg and the set despite Humphries failing to get off in his first 3 darts. In to the deciding set and Humphries was awake now and wrapped it up 3-1 in legs to one. Both players won 6 legs, but after Bunting won the first 5 legs he fell to pieces.
Then it was Luke Littler with a hairstyle that looked like someone pissed on his head, up against Rob Cross who has no shame in being bald, unlike Callan Wygz. When Cross broke for one leg each you could hear the disappointment in the comms, and likewise when Cross went 2-1 up in legs and when he won the set, In set 2 all first 4 legs went with throw and Littler started with a 160 in a leg he had to win and leveled the match, In set 3 Cross upped his game and deservedly took the win. The comms and crowd seemed almost depressed the little kebab munching vaping lazy arse fucker was sent packing. He was the bookies favourite also. He is a great player Littler, but I will always take joy in a player losing after the commentary team rim his hole throughout a match. This agenda by Sky would keep appearing.
Last up was Smudger against Van Veen, with Smudger taking the first set with ease on the darts. Smudger broke early and Van Veen was in trouble but broke with the aid of a 170 checkout and then missed double 12 for a 145, Smudger finshed with the 7th highest average for a win in the first round, Van Veen had the 3rd highest losing average, yet the game seemed flat. Despite the loss I see a bright future for Van Veen


TUESDAY
Chizzy who always finds a way to shit himself in front of a TV camera took on Menzies and instead it was Menzies who seemed to be losing the plot as he went a set down. In set 2 Chizzy could afford to miss 5 darts at a double and still break throw and hold where he had won all 5 legs of the match and Chizzy broke again. When Chizzy is owning you on TV, its time Menzies fucked off to the south coast and join his girlfriend in Modus.
Luke Woodlouse against Babs, and De Decker against Cabbage Heta were the next 2 games and for me the 2 worst draws of the entire comp, and when Babs went a set down I went for a shower and by the time I came back, Babs not only won, but Cabbage was a set down. That hairdo, glasses and moustache on Heta makes him look like a kiddy fiddler, that tache needs to go. The 2 following sets were a great watch. Cabbage with 31 for the match missed the big number and a match dart, and it went to a last leg decider which De Decker won. Guess its fitting in a comp of doubles Decker should do well.
Wade and Wright promised much but was turgid shit despite any drama sky tried hype. Wade went 2 legs up, and despite having a 2 set darts, Wade lost 3 legs on the trot and the set. Wade was scoring better, averaging 7 points more and got his reward by winning set 2 even though it was on Wades darts, and into the decider. Wade broke right away, and held to move within a leg. Wright was well clear and Wade seemed resigned to losing the leg, but Wright missed dart after dart at a double and Wade said fuck it, thank you very much and got a deserved win.Again sky would rather concentrate on the loser Wright.

Noppert took on Gerwyn Price, and Noppert dominated the first 3 legs, but lost 2 of them due to errors, missed doubles and Price wrapped up a set he should not have won. Noppert was no better in set 2 but now it was Prices turn to blow the set, with Noppert taking out 2 checkouts with a bull finish.
Into a final set and Price struggling to get off in a sulk hit 3 double twenties and was a leg down chasing the game he should have won. When Noppert broke it looked all over but Noppert missed a match dart and Price broke, and Price held with ease and into a last leg decider and Noppert with the darts, failed to get off in his fist 5 darts and Price with 148 left hit 2 treble twenties and them with 28 left miscounted and luckily hit the 4, and returned for the win.Price averaged only 83 in the end but was great drama.
Bellyboy who is defending over 650k in the next few months took on Gando in a game he badly needed to win. Gando scored superb but his finishing doubles cost him dear and Bellyboy despite averaging almost 5 points less took the set.
Ando came out flying in set 2, held and broke but missed a set dart and Bellyboy broke and he looked certain to hold but multiple missed darts allowed Ando break and level the match in sets. In set 3 Ando then missed 2 darts to break, and the legs went on throw with the game going to a last leg decider. Bellyboy got off and scored well but Ando scored better so had a shot at 126 and but missed the bull for the match and Bellyboy with 54 for the win then blew it and Ando took the win, and to be fair was the better player.

By the time the rubber lipped, wife cheating hunchbacked cunt MvG took on Northern Ireland's version of the miserable depressing Barney I was getting tired and when Gurney took the first set it perked my interest as there was a chance of a shock result. Of course during the interval the focus was not on how well Gurney played breaking MvG twice, but how shit their favourite was, keeping up their bias and agenda. In set 2 Gurney held in leg 1 and MvG missed multiple darts to hold and Gurney broke, and Gurney was throwing for the win. MvG hit 180 with 186 left and Gurney missed the bull for a whitewash, but Hunchbck failed to take out the 6 and got raped 6 zip....as the opening line of Endymion by Keats says, A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Again I have to repeat this, there are people out there who claimed this bald cunt was better thn Taylor. Last up was Cardboard Dobey versus Joke Ullen and I was done. Found out later Cullen won and it was a result he badly needed,

So after the completion of round one half the top 16 in the world were gone, half of the world's top 20 were gone. 2 of the worlds top 3 were gone, and it could have been all three had Bunting not missed the dart to whitewash Scumphries. There was not a single Dutch player left either, which pleased me, as we all know how Dutch cunts get upset and decide certain comps are not majors when the Dutchies are sent packing.

WEDNESDAY - SECOND ROUND

I decided to then catch up on Modus before the 7pm start and obviously fast forwarded all the games that had the tranny and was surprised to see Devon Peterson playing as well as he has for a while, The Yank also threw some good stuff winning the group and came across as a decent lad in interviews.

So on to the proper Darts first up was Ryan Joyce against Stutters.With the first set going to Stutters we would be spared having to hear how stutters is a fighter had he gone behind.Joyce took the second set with all 10 legs played going with throw. Joyce got an early break and with a 110 checkout took the 3rd set and had the darts for set 4, and joyce held twice with a crucial 96 and in to a 5 leg with Joyce throwing for the win, and despite hitting the 100th maximum of the comp Joyce with 60 left and 2 darts in hand went outside the board and Asp cleaned up and into a 5th set with Joyce looking fucked when needing 76 to break, then broke his score. Asp on throw left 32 after 9, and went 2-1 up in legs with Joyce throwing to save himself and Asp missed 2 match darts and Joyce broke and in to a last leg decider with Stutters with the darts, and stutters could not hit a treble and Joyce with double 6 for the match bust his score again, only for Asp to miss another match dart and Joyce won a game he should have won sooner and showed "the fighter" what a fighter he was. A great watch.
Cross took the first set with ease against Schindler who was averaging 82. In set 2 it was the reverse with Schindler running amok and averaging the higher to level the game. Set 3 saw Schindler go 2 legs up and lose the set. Cross took out 105 to break and go ahead in the 4th set and held and Schindler was on the ropes despite then holding throw. When Schindler failed to get away with his first 6, Cross romped home for the 3-1 win.
Scumphries took on Pikachu and once the German blew darts to hold it felt like it was all over as Scumphries romped the first set to no ones surprise. Pikachu went 2-1 up in legs and failed to take advantage of Luke missing opening doubles and took the set, dragging out the match and made the session longer. The hun scored better but his starting doubles were poor and when Scumphries took out 130 for the set and a 2-1 set lead and then broke right away in the next set it was all over.
Smudger averaging 98 took the first set 3-0 with Clayton averaging in the mid 70s which included a 149 checkout. Set 2 saw Clayton add ten points to his average and take the set despite a 145 checkout from Smudger. Despite Clayton averaging over 10 points less, took the set on throw for a 2-1 lead after Smudger missed a set dart. In the 4th set, Smudger dominated the scoring but missed chances and Clayton averaging in the 70s was 2-1 up in legs throwing for the match and Smudger was done. It felt like Smudger was mugged as Clayton with an average that just went over 80 took the win.

THURSDAY - SECOND ROUND

Gando got the ball rolling against De Decker and played decent first set but De Decker was even better taking the set 3-0.In set 2, it went to a fifth leg on throw and de Decker broke and went 2 sets up on the bookies second favourite,and the lad from Belgium, home of kiddy fiddlers and chocolate which kind of go hand in hand wrapped up the third set and deservedly won which seemed to put a downer on comms.
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Then it was time for 2 of my favourite players in the top 32, Wade and Price. Wade with the darts took the first leg and then missed 6 darts to break, and in the fifth leg Wade missed the bull for a 170 but returned to take the set. In set 2 Wade broke right way and held, as did Price and Wade took the set after hitting a max to leave 24. Wade averaged over a ton for the set. Wade had the darts in set 3. Wade held and then broke despite Wade taking 10 darts to get away and was now throwing for the match and hit his 4th maximum and waiting with tops for the match Price took out 130 to break. Wade then missed tops for the beak and the match but got another visit and wrapped it up. Wade was clinical but Price was woeful. I doubt anyone would have predicted Wade and De Decker winning 3-0. I want to se Price back to his best as he is always a great watch on TV. Ironically Wade won on World Mental Health Day make of that as you will.

Gurney broke in leg one against Cullen and then held, Cullen in leg 4 hit a 170 to leave 16 but Gurney took out 72 for the set against the darts and averaging over a dozen points less than Cullen. In set 2 Cullen came out flying and broke with ease, but them struggled to get away and Gurney broke back, then held and Cullen had to hold to stop going 2 sets and Gurney missed the bull for a 164, and then blew a set dart on the 25 and Cullen held, and hen Cullen who was averaging 10 points more broke and leveled the game in sets. Game on.
Set 3 gurney averaged over 107 and romped the set which included 2 break of throw. Cullen was in the shit now as Gurney had the darts in set 4 yet Gurney then missed countless doubles to hold and doubles to break and was 2 legs down, and Cullen made it 2 sets each, and now Cullen was now the favourite with the darts and held leg one with ease and broke with ease also and was throwing for the win as Gurney capitulated. Cullen from 2-1 down in sets ran off 6 legs on the trot for the win.
Last up was dancing Barbara against Tv's biggest choker. Chizzy missed 11 finishing doubles and still won the first set 3-1. The standard dropped further in set 2 as Babs leveled the match with both averaging 81. In set 3, the legs went with throw. Chizzy with a chance to break missed 2 big numbers the choking cunt and Babs held and then broke for a 2-1 lead in sets.At this point I was not surprised , typical Chizzy on tv. Chizzy in set 4 missed a dart to break, but Chizzy for a brief moment must have fogot he was on tv as he took out 144 to break and was throwing for the set and choking cunt hit scores of 26, 61, and 76 and Babs broke and threw for the match. Why do I even bother watching this choking cunt on TV, its only a matter of when, not if he chokes. Scruffy Dan Dawson told us this was impressive from Babs who won with an average of 88. No bias there either I suppose.

After the completion of the second round only 4 of the top 16 were left and the other 4 players were obviously then outside the top 16 and 2 of them were outside the top 30, all the Scottish players were now gone like the Dutch.
Apart from Sky, I was really enjoying this comp, we got the surprise exits of Littler and MvG, even Joyce was involved in great watches, players like Bellyboy and Wright who badly needed wins are gonna freefall down the rankings, Gando and Wade speaking out about sky favouritism was decent, all in all a fantastic few days so far.

FRIDAY - QUARTER FINALS.

first up was Wade and De Decker because they only played the night before, why stick on Cross, Joyce etc who had the Thursday off.Decided I had enough of sitting on my hole all week every night and was going for a few pints after the first game, and What a start it was with the first 4 legs break of throws..De Decker then held for the first set with Wade waited on tops for the set.Both players well over a ton average.Best set of the comp standard wise.  Set 2 again started with 4 breaks of throw
 and this time Wade throwing for the set but struggled getting away and lost that set as well. I was thinking how the fuck was Wade 2-0 down despite his better scoring,his failure to get off on throw would be very costly. Set 3 and Wade could not buy a starting double and went a leg down and was fucked, my taxi was going to be called a little earlier than expected, and on throw wade hit a score of 27 but somehow held and missed a dart to break and De Decker a leg away from a superb win and the joy in scruffy cunt dawsons voice was very noticeable. Wade held and in the final leg, Wade hit a max, but so did De Decker and took the win. The scoreline not a true reflection of the game,and Wade playing like that will win a lot more than he will lose. Credit to De Decker.
Cross and Joyce was on next and I was out the gap.

When I got home I caught up with the darts and who would have expected yet another classic involving the great unwashed Joyce. Cross takes the first set, Joyce the second and third, before Cross leveled the match with 3 checkouts of 156, 81, and 110. In the final set with Joyce leading 2-1 in legs, Cross missed 2 darts for a break and throw for the match and Joyce sent him packing. another grand Prix classic.

Scumphries was nowhere near his best but took the first set, before Clayton leveled. In set 3 Clayton was 2 legs up and Luke hit a sweet 146 to break and then held broke for the set, Clayton was on the ropes and Scumphries saw it out for the win.
Last up was dancing prancing Babs and Joe Cullen, with Cullen finishing poor but starting better took the first set. Babs uped his game and took the second set, and when Babs deservedly took the 3rd set with a bull finish and Bas had the darts Cullen was in trouble. When Babs too out 109 for a 2-1 lead, Cullen was done sadly as the prick Babs won.

So the four remaining players wee the world #1, #11, #31 and #32, with the semis of Luke and Joyce, and an all Belgian semi of Babs and De Decker. Here's hoping for a Humphries win,, even de Decker or Joyce but hopefully not Babs who really irritates the fuck out of me.


OTHER SHIT.
Seemingly the WDF Master was on this week, and this shit is even less relevant that he old farts seniors shit. You cold not pay me to watch that shit. As much as I slate modus, make no mistake, outside the PDC, the best darts are in Modus which is a far more professional set up, better standard of quality, better promoted even if their clickbait is embarrassing. That seniors shit and WDF muck is an embarrassment to the game. Who wants to set grubby players in a grubby hall on a grubby stream waddling about for pittance. That said it is apt for the likes of Scott Mitchell , Neil Duff and other over pushed jobbers. Even Pinocchio would rather play job in modus this week than rock up to that shit. I have no idea who won, not do I care because it is utterly meaningless pub shit and if that offends any WDF fans or WSDT fans go fuck yourselves.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This returns midweek and then a Euro Tour, I love this time of the year for ranking darts in the big build for the one and only World Championships. With players like Bellyboy, right in freefall, Wade finding form, De Decker , Joyce and others making big strides, the Order of Merit come the world and after is going to get some serious shake up..................enjoy the weekend folks..

I am sure there must be a few typos in amongst all that, which will give those obsessed with me a reason to moan and disregard everything else.

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I was full of choices for this week's Knob of the Week,  but I am going to award it to the WDF for hypocrisy, they announced how they care about the females players and how they should get priority especially over biological men who through mentally ill have tried to convince themselves they are real women, all very commendable by the WDF, then we had Deta Hedman go on about diversity mentioning how the WDF, has players from all over the world, like this retarded tweet

Except it does not have players from all over the world. Deta conveniently forgot to mention the WDF illegally and willfully still ban players based on their place of birth, as in the case of Anastasia Dobromyslova, where are her rights ?
It was not her fault she was born in Russia, even though she not only lives in the UK, married to a UK citizen, and has kids, but even has a British passport. Why is she banned ? Seems because of the war with Ukraine a war that only took place many many years after she lived , married and had kids in the UK.

There are wars all over the world,are Israeli players banned for the genocide the Jews are doing ?  Look at Nigeria where there is mayhem currently, look how many immigrants from Nigeria are clogging up your towns.  So why are Nigerian players for example also not banned ? I will tell you why, because the WDF lack the balls and are afraid they be tagged racist for blocking black players, or anti semetic if they banned Israelis  but fuck Anastasia the ex world champion and real biological female it seems, she is white, being racist toward white people is not only acceptable but promoted these days. Where are her rights ?  Imagine if Deta was banned based on her birthplace, how long before she played the race card ?




Another couple of choices for Knob of the Week was for Searle and Schindler, the little hun spacehopper bouncing about crying like some spastic medicated child throwing a hissyfit because he won a euro tour, but at least he won, not like the scruffy blind window cleaning cheat Searle who missed countless match darts and showed why he will probably never win one of these events. He then followed that up with early defeats on the Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Searle to his credit at least turned up for those players championships, which is more than what a host of other lazy bastards did. We all know the vast majority of players are out of shape, overweight lazy bastards who would die of exhaustion if they ever had to do a days work, let alone anything that resembles hard graft. Take the mentally retarded Callan Wygz, here is a cunt who failed to qualify for the Grand Prix, so he knew he was off for at least 11 days, but after playing 2 games on Sunday was too tired to turn up two fucking days later for the players championships and needed another 3 days of as well, to go along with the other 11 he gets for failure to qualify for the grand Prix. Imagine this defective cunt rocking up on site in a real job on his first day. The lads in the job busting their bollix laughing at him and his hair do, as he tried to balance a hard hat on that monstrosity of a combover. You would think this simpleton after failing to qualify for the Grand Prix, would turn up to these events and make sure he took advantage of a depleted field, earn the coin, do his rankings and pro tour OoM a big plus and still have 11 days off.
He was one of Twenty players to miss the event on Tuesday.

The likes of Dobey, Menzies and Clayton for example gets a bye as they only missed the first day, Bennett, Smith-Neale and Fatpot were obviously going to be missing what with their bans and Fatpot's desire to stink up modus next year, but you would argue players like Wade, Wright, Price & MvG would want to improve their standings in the OoM, Krusty doing what he can to stop his slump, Price to make sure of his cash cow PL spot but they are all in the Grand Prix so allowances can be made for them somewhat

There is no other excuse for the likes of Rydz missing events. Is 3 days in Switzerland playing one match a night so tiring that he needs a fortnight off to recover? Then when he does turn up at an event and he cannot get over the line throw a strop like a mutant cunt.

I presume the foreign job squad of Ronny Huybrechts, Haupai Puha, Paul Krohne, Michele Turetta and Jacques Labre thought the cost of travel to the UK would be more than would win. Who knows, maybe they might have a day job, they sure as fuck need it with the amount they make on the tour


PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

A lot of action over the 3 days in the players championship despite the laziness of the aforementioned.
On the Tuesday Ando started his day with 5 ton plus average all over 104 and at the time had a then tournament average of 109 before his standard dropped and he lost to that heating ugly cunt Wessel Nijman who won the comp, after Bunting went to shit in the final. It still disgusts me that this cheating match fixing prick was ever allowed back in the game, a complete disgrace.

On Tuesday Bunting again reach the final of this depleted field , and again jobbed in the final,l this time to Chris Cardboard Dobey, was delighted to see he match fixer Nijman go out first round.

On the Wednesday Chizzy in round 1 led 5-2 against Landman, and Landman took it to 5-5 and hit 180, 140, 140 to leave 41 for the win but Chizzy took out a 170 for the win. Chizzy ended up winning 4 games in a last leg decider before losing against Humphries in a last leg decider. Lee Evans hit a 9 darter, as did Dobey on a Tuesday not sure if there was others and do not give a fuck if there was or not. It's not ofter I am a fan of Luke Woodlouse, but him coming from 3 -0 down to dump out the match fixer was beautiful.

As for the fatboy wonder, the kebab guzzling vape addicted waddling fuck, he went out in the semis on Tuesday, out in the last 8 on Wednesday, and the last 8 again on Thursday to Holland's most miserable cunt. It was a battle of the Luke's in the semi finals, but not Littler but Humphries and Woodlouse.Bunting made it 3 finals on the trot. He should have put away Humphries in the final but fair play to him taking advantage of a depleted field, raking in 30k for 3 days work and that's without winning a single comp.  That puts him is a better position for an easier draw in the Players Champs Finals

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES

I saw the line up and said fuck that, even by modus standards this was truly deplorable and there was no way I was looking at this shit this week.I might take a look on the Saturday night, as its bound to be a better standard than the seniors rubbish.

THE OLD CUNTS MATCHPLAY

Maybe I should have watched modus it could not have been worse than his geriatric horseshit. Kevin Painter throwing made stutters Aspinall seem like Ricky Evans on speed. Just throw the fucking darts, I would rather throw shit scores fast, than look like a fucking spastic up there in front of the cameras which sadly was what Painter looked like and I always used to like watching Painter.
Chris Mason threw well, sadly missing multiple darts in numerous legs which allowed Duff win. The WDF "World Champion" (snigger) lucky to beat a commentator.
As for the commentary, I loved Bobby George as a player but fuckin christ, get him off TV, and Phil Taylor another former great player should never be let near a microphone again and as for Keegan Brown on comms, There  no such word as "superbatives" the word is superlatives. If you are going to do commentary, and insist on using certain words, at least get them right. It reminded me of the time years back on the old doublefinish darts forum, one member wrote the word "youthanism"....he meant euphemism.
Lastly to go back to the absolute laziness of some people in darts, that obese beached whale Phil Barrs tried to explain how players like Tony O'Shea might be tired for playing games this distance. The cunt had a whole fucking week to get to the venue and be ready for a 20 minute game.
Anyone who gets tired throwing darts for 20 minutes is either a lazy bastard, a fat cunt or both. I know guys at work on building sites, that work long hours, still play football midweek, drink and smoke, if you told them you were tired throwing darts for 20 minutes that would think you were soft in the head and look at you like dirt and rightfully so.

As players, I liked Phil Taylor, Bobby George, Kevin Painter, but is this how we really want to remember them ?  Its sad watching this fiasco , and this notion these are the best players in the world over 50. What complete bullshit.

Imagine Gary Anderson, Peter Wright, Johnny Clayton (50 today) etc rocking up to this, proper players over the age of 50. It would be embarrassing for them to play in this. This shit is beneath them and should be for any player that once graced the top of the game. The novelty is over, if dart fans find this sad, imagine what the casual viewer will think. This is not good for the game..

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Roll on the PDC Grand Prix, and what a draw it was, however the new shorter format is not something I like, and will discuss this next week

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

I have lost count how many time I have said a lot of dart fans are the most stupid cunts you could ever have the misfortune to come across. The PDC has no shortage of them, but when it comes to the amateur game, a lot of mushrooms are without doubt the most retarded cunts on the planet. Amazingly the WDF actually did something right for a change it seems as at a recent WDF meeting the vast majority of members want to ban biological men from playing in WDF sanctioned events for women and rightfully so, after all if a competition is labelled as a Women's event, then Men should not be allowed enter.

How is it fair on real women being left with no option other than withdraw from events when biological men get put ahead of real women in women's event. These men who want to try brainwash people that the men are women think their warped ideology is more important than actual genuine real women have been given far too much preferential treatment.

Of course brainwashed soyboy beta males, who will swallow anything including Noah's cock acted like they are upset as if anyone gives two shiny shits what these weak inferior simpletons think. Take this Dutch genetic defect who posted this on twitter

 What makes this all the more ridiculous is this dicksplash crying about those that scream the loudest. No one screams louder that the attention seeking woke brigade who think everyone should just accept their warped agenda, mental illness, disregard of biology, harp on about their right to an opinion but will try cancel anyone that disagrees with them, suddenly those people are not entitled to voice their opinions.

Here are some actual facts, the womens game should only be for women, the clue is in the name.

Its not like I care about the womens game, be it darts, football or whatever I care about Women in general being told they have no right to question a bloke competing in their game. I have no problem with trannies playing PDC challenge tour or even on the main tour as the PDC purports to be Unisex, then the PDC contradict themselves and creates a women's series in a code that is suppose to be unisex and allow men in it if they wear a bra and simply claim they identify as a women, and then expect people to just accept it.

If the WDF go ahead and ban biological males, that is a positive thing, after all why should real women like Deta Hedman, Anca Zijlstra, Aileen De Graff and possibly others who object to males in their game have to miss out or withdraw and face fines or whatever and men get preference over women in a women's game. So well done to the WDF should this go ahead.

Some of the crying across twitter and forums this week was beautiful to see.

PDC MASTERS
For years I moaned about the lack of proper ranking tv titles in the first half of the year, with only the UK Open taking place prior to the Matchplay in July.
Now with the Masters being made ranked it promotes the event, however I was initially unhappy with the prospect of it simply being the top 32 as that would only be further punishment to lower ranked players who already suffered due to the changes in the euro tour qualification. It now seems it might only be the top 16 plus qualifiers, which in itself protects the top players yet again which is an issue but on the plus side lower ranked players, new tourcard holders will all get a chance to qualify..
As said it means one less boring non ranking glorified exbo on a calendar already littered with useless events. The PL gets a pass as it serves a purpose in helping fund the tour, but the world Series takes up too many events and time in the schedule.

THE DRA NAZI PARTY
It is no secret I despise them, yes they are right to ban and fine match fixing corrupt cunts, in fact there should be no ban but a straight out life time ban, no second chances for corrupt bastards like that ugly cheating prick Wessel Nijman, However my main reason or issue with the DRA is how in a fucking pub game, mostly followed by working class people,  where during the PL pissed up scum swear and shout , chuck piss at each other, abuse those around them including security they then try to punish every player for even the slightest thing from a player saying fuck or shit on tv, they try stifle any controversy between players which the fans like and creates tension.  I saw an interview this week with Chris Mason discussing the DRA, hardly surprising an ex con would have an issue with a disciplinary committee, however I tend to agree with an awful lot of what he said regarding the DRA, except on the point of everyone deserving a second chance, then hardly surprising an ex con would trot that line out.

Despite his past I like Mason as a pundit and it was a great interview in spite of having to hear the sound of that water buffalo Barrs, and worth checking out

PDC EVENTS.

I am loving this recent glut of ranking darts from players champs midweek and euro tour at the weekend. Joe Cullen continues to struggle, and tonight in the euro tour Babs van den bergh went out to Wade and Babs could now miss the european championships. There was some good games on the Friday but a lot of shit too, the afternoon session saw 2 players win games with averages in the 70s, but like almost all eur tours the event does not really kick in until the second day. Last weekend i was bombarded on social media about the 3 nine darters, Am i the only one who thinks the novelty has worn off ? When Norwegian jobbers are hitting them do they really mean anything  other than winning a leg.

So what if there was 3 I believe another was hit this week in modus, I would rather watch a decent competitive game than one good leg. Having a 9 darter in a game does not make it suddenly great viewing. I get it might mean a lot to a player like Cor Dekker or a chance for some fans in the arena to jump around, but the constant hyping of them means nothing anymore. I still remember Wade hitting one at the world champs and not giving a single fuck. Its not like Thornton and Wade hitting them with a double start in the same game, or Taylor landing 2 in the same match, they are more than common place on the floor and I am surprised the PDC try to make out its still a big deal that people like me should give a solitary fuck

I was looking at some of the money being defended in the upcoming months up to and including the world championships and see Bellyboy if defending around 3 quarters of a million, 500k alone from Ally Pally along with 150k at the Grand Slam. He needs to get his form together of be like Krusty and take a plummet down the rankings.

Obviously between work, the PDC Players champs, and the euro tour and having a social life a lot of the darts I only saw the highlights of and there was no way on God's green Earth I had time for modus,, only seeing a tweet about a 9 darter but time permitting I might take a look to see via social media if there was anything else worth watching., though I do not believe there will be.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK

I like Joe Cullen as a player, even if his moniker of "Rockstar" is hilarious as he is hardly the epitome of a rockstar. That said he usually seems an all round decent guy even if he is another typical Man Utd fan, in that he is not from Manchester. When you lose and are feeling like shit the last thing you do if you are pissed up is get yourself riled up on the internet, especially with a complete jobber craving attention. Cullen is certainly not the first, and won't be the last, but once you show any form of weakness people will jump all over it. Look how Gerwyn Price tried every tactic to get the fans to cheers him and when it did not happen wore headphones, skipped events, and threatened retirement.
I understand Cullen putting the little shit in his place, mainly because he wanted to vent on someone after yet another loss that makes his Grand Prix even more precarious, but when you make claims that  you will somehow stop him from playing modus, it only served to show Cullen lost the plot.
I have riled up players in the past myself because of this blog, got the threats from the wannabe so called hardmen who got upset with my comments on a blog they claim not to read, and speaking from experience you know once they engage they have already lost. Cullen should know better and sadly because of cunts like the DRA Nazi Party who now can fine players for things they say on their own social media Cullen could even get a fine, which to me seems unfair.

Cullen knows this, and should not have let the jobber prick get under his skin and for that wins Knob of the Week, A screencap of some tweets in case they are deleted

Some of my favourite moments from the last week.

MODUS

Neil Duff proving yet again how he is just a mediocre player. He won the Run Down Hotel Cup a couple of yeas back when he had the luckiest week of his career. For some reasons the mentally deranged selectors at Modus think this jobber is a name , let alone a draw,  and gets preferential treatment , and is rimmed constantly by the comms. Thankfully however the bookies are not brainwashed mugs and call it for what it is. Last Saturday the comms in Modus acted surprised Duff was not in the top 3 favourites for the night, and you did not have to be a bookie to realize this jobber is possibly the most over hyped, over rated player floating around modus, as evidences by his 3 constant weeks of failure , where this week in group A of modus played 15 games and lost 10 of them and then scraped through the shittiest group C only to be out of finals night before he was halfway through his second match that night. Modus also showed the list of players who played the most games in Modus history and guess who had the most games ?  Yep..Duff, but they left out his win rate because that would not suit the agenda.

What makes it all he more ridiculous is comms hyping him. Are comms really trying to convince the viewer or themselves ? Yes Duff can play the game, like almost all the players in Modus, but Duff is not even in the top 30 players to have played modus.

Had a brief look at this weeks field and it was grim to say the least, in one game today there was 47 missed doubles in a best of 7 legs, averages in the extreme low 70s and comms trying to tell us one of the greatest jobbers ever Dennis van der Ende against the poisonous dwarf Warty was "entertaining".

Tonight in modus they spoke about the age differences between players, and how Ryan Bramley was 52 years younger than parasite Adams. One player in modus was almost 70 years old in series one. Simpleton Matthew Edgar then proclaimed that age is no barrier in this "sport". I beg to differ, if you can do it at 70 years old it most certainly is not a sport but merely a game.
On the topic of Modus, parasite Adams, another player like Duff that gets preferential treatment, is over rated as fuck was put in to Group B, a group of only 5 players where 3 qualify, and the giggling bearded parasitic gimp finished bottom, always a joy.

PDC

Although I did not watch the pointless and meaningless world Series live and only saw highlights on twitter of the end of Bellyboys game with Nijman, I enjoyed seeing Nijman lose. I will always take pleasure in seeing a cheating corrupt bent bastard fail. Long may he continue to miss multiple match darts, as he did against Bellyboy.

Then there was Hunchback MvG, the whipping boy of the last few months who actually once claimed "people fear me". After 8 consecutive defeats to Fluke Humphries he finally beat him, in an event that is utterly meaningless. This week showed yet again how some dart fans are the most hypocritical or retarded people on Earth.

For example, there are people out there who have gone on record as saying MvG was a better player than Phil Taylor, yet his sole mere players championship win on Wednesday was his first PDC ranking title in over 20 months,....no that is not a typo. TWENTY MONTHS. It seems ever since the obese cunt spouted the phrase "people fear me", it was said to convince himself instead of his opponents. He will still win an odd comp if he is lucky, his days of dominance are thankfully over.

Another example of deluded or hypocritical fans is when Teeth McDonald introduces Wade as a 11 time major winner. Even tonight Dawson called Wade a 10 time Major winner, I am a Wade fan and have never acknowledged  a lot of his wins as Majors, no sane person would as The Premier League and the World Series that Wade won were not majors, as neither were the Masters or the Championship League of Darts. Many people agreed with me on the criteria of what constitutes a Major, certainly ridiculous invitationals, or non ranking events should never be considered a Major, yet amazingly some of the very same people who dismissed said events are now suddenly calling the PL and world Series a proper Major because the obese vaping kebab guzzler won them. The double standards by some never ceases to amaze me. The same people claim the UK Open, a proper ranking event with set criteria is not a major, but oddly they only stated saying that when Gilding won it beating MvG along the way. In the mind of these retarded cunts its only a major dependent on who wins it I guess.

Then there was Callan Rydz who lost today in the Euro Tour to the tea towel wearing fag loving, hun prick Hempel. In the last leg he had a dart fall out of a single twenty, which had it stayed in would still not leave him on a finish. Acted like a petulant prick after he lost, walked off the stage chewing his shirt, thumping his dart case and looking like a little shit ready to start crying. Then reality is something this mental defect has trouble comprehending, look how he refuses to accept he is balding and has the worst combover in darts history and I am including Leighton Rees in that list. I actually feel sorry for him as he obviously has no friends and must have a family that despises him, what else can explain why no one close to him can tell him some home truths or produce a mirror to show him how utterly retarded he looks. Unlike Cullen.' meltdown at least Rydz meltdown was with himself and whilst the game was over.

The kebab guzzling vaping child who is now single after the predatory adult that was grooming him was dumped, decided to skip the Euro Tour, he decided the new release of some play station game which I believe is FIFA 2025 is coming out. This is exactly what an obese child needs, to sit even longer on his fat hole, stuffing his calorie ridden mounds of protoplasm with more kebabs and junk fund whilst filling his inactive lungs with vapes. Then when he dies of a banger people will act all surprised. He wins 2 glorified exbos which some morons call Majors, and suddenly he is tired and wants to play video games.  Tell me again how fat cunts like him playing a pub game should be in the Olympics, and how fat cunts like him, MvG etc are athletes. Remind me again how this game dominated by overweight, out of shape, heavy drinking, potbellied middle aged men is a sport.

As for the Euro tour, Wade was in the last provisional spot for the Grand Prix at the start of the week, but a few wins on both days of the players champs and a win in the euro tour now puts him 5 places inside the Grand Prix list with Dolan and Cullen the ones at risk of being in danger now and possibly missing out on the Grand Prix, and also puts Wade more secure for the European Champs.

That said Wade who was always a fabulous finisher and poor scorer has been the complete opposite lately, scoring very well and missing doubles constantly, never more evident against MvG in the PCs, when he missed multiple doubles on 24 only for MvG to take out 170, and Wade still had chances and blew them. All well and good qualifying for events but his form won't see him do any damage in them.
With so many of the top 16 players not in the best form, and a lot of players outside the top 16 playing well lately, tonight in the euro tour was one of the best ever Friday night line ups, certainly for years, even with the recent shit rule in the euro tour that protected the top 16 more.Sadly that was only where it was good, on paper as the games in general for the night were not great.
Chavspinall who came back and jobbed in the 2 players champs beat the plodding Polak Rajobski after the Pole missed countless doubles which had the scruffy looking cunt Dan Dawson who looks like his wardrobe came from a refugee clothing parcel rimming his hole.
Cullen lost first round yet again this week and his defeat to Krusty Wright could be costly for Cullen in the Grand Prix race which led to the previously mentioned twitter posts.



Lastly, before I finish and go watch some of the CDC darts on late tonight, take a look at this abortion survivor who was crying about  Alan Warriner. Seems saying "chink" decades ago is worse than wife beating, dole fraud, and GBH . Maybe he was afraid to criticize Mason.

Dyson is the right name for a cunt like this who sucks.

 

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