KNOB OF THE WEEK

Seven weeks ago Barry Hearn posted this: You Tube

 As you read this its the 29th March and still no announcement. I would mock the BDO for this type of shit and their announcement of an announcement, so only right I criticize the PDC for deploying the same retarded click bait announcement of announcement.
Luke Humphries said on TalkSport “It doesn’t matter what happens in the next six, seven, eight months, it’s all about the World Championships. We all know that the world champion is going to get a million quid.” If that turns out to be the "news that will put smiles on peoples face" then I am not impressed.
Streaming the PC championships, that made me happy as a fan, PDC Tv existing makes me happy as a fan, streaming the other boards in the UK open is good for us fans, but why would I give a flying fuck if some cunt gets a million instead of half a million. How would that , or why would that put a smile on the faces of people...as in plural ?  The only single person happy will be the fucker who wins the million if that turns out to be the news.

 
PDC EURO TOUR
LAST 32:Noppert missed a match dart against the match fixing cunt Nijman where 21 doubles were missed, 11 by Noppert and despite an 99 average out he went earning nothing.Wade above him in the rankings also scored well, but only won 2 legs against Smudger after Wade missed a dozen doubles and he also earned zero, I wonder if he no regrets not going to the 2 previous players champs in Germany. Cross beat Gilding in a good quality game after Gilding wilted near the end. Heta missed match darts for a 6-3 win over Menzies, but as the standard dropped, Menzies took it to a last leg decider with the throw and took the win. Heta blew it.Dobey and Wattimena was high quality, with Wattimena averaging 111 winning 6-4. dobey averaged over 102. Bellyboy's 94 average was enough to dispose of a piss poor Pikachu.Josh rock the delusional fuckwit who said earlier in the year how he along with littler would dominate the game lost yet again, this time to Van Veen who in my opinion is a better player with a higher ceiling. Last up in the evening session was Babs and Joyce. Babs played as good as he has all year, with some clinical bull finishes, and Joyce hit a 167 for 3-3, but Joyce broke at 5 for the win, and Babs went out with a 98 average and no money earned. Only 2 of the 8 seeds won in the session.

Luke Woodhouse missed multiple darts to break Ando for 4-0, but Ando woke up ran of 5 leg and even missed 5 match darts for a 6-3 win, and wrapped it up 6-4. Price took on Searle and finishes of 167 and 136 saw price hold for 2-1, and that was followed by 2 breaks,and after missed doubles by Searle Price held for 4-2. Price missed a match dart for 6-3, but saw it out 6-4. A quality match with 14 x140s and 9 maximums, and averages of 103 and 105. It was Price's 6th consecutive win over Searle. Chizzy took on Evans, with chizzy putting in a very efficient performance for a 6-1 win.Wright and De Decker put on another quality match and after Wright missed multiple darts to hold for 5-5, De Decker took out 88 for the win, both averaged 105.

Springer averaging just 88 was 3-0 up on MvG. with the aid of a break it was soon 3-3 and MvG missed a dart to break and Spring held and then broke to throw for the win, his second win over MvG in the week, but MvG broke and then held and into a final leg. Scores of 42, 59 and 54 cost Springer and out he went. Humpries went 4-1 up on Krcmar who was playing really well, and Boris took the next 3 for 4-4, but Humphries took out 134 for the 6-4 win, both players averaging over 101. Schindler dismantled Clayton 6-1. Clayton took the third leg, but Schindler ran off the last 4 as he had finishes of 96 and 121 and an average of almost 107. Last up was Edhouse and Stutter a poor game, Stutters went 5-2 up but Edhouse took it to a last leg, after breaking with a 170 checkout, and taking a 130 checkout next leg but threw absolute muck and Stutters went through

LAST 16: Menzies against De Decker was nothing close to what both usually average, De Decker came from 3-1 down to lead 5-4, and missed 2 match darts and Menzies held and in to a last leg decider, and Menzies missed double 9 for a 138 out, then missed another 3 match darts,then did his usual amateur dramatic posturing. De Decker then missed 3. Menzies like a fucking spastic with 18 needed went 6 double 4 , miscounted thought he won laid on the crowd like a fucking spastic until he realised what a spaz he was. De Decker with another 3 darts could not take out 14, and the ginger posing attention whore sealed the win
Joyce despite averaging only 88 took out Rob Cross 6-4, who at 5-3 down took out a 170.
Price was superb against the match fixing cunt, he had darts to win the first 4 legs but it was just 2-2, Price's scoring was superb and he averaged 110, bye bye Nijman ya cunt. Sadly MvG beat Van Veen who averaged 102, Van Veen was 3-0 down after missing multiple doubles, but then took out 120 to make it 3 on the spin for 3-3. Van Veen missed the bull for 5-5 and out he went.
Smudger took out 127 against Chizzy to break  and lead 2-1 and Chizzy missed multiple darts to break back and in a game of countless missed doubles chizzy did break for 3-3. Smudger then broke and Chizzy was always chasing as Smudger kept holding and when he took out 142 for a 5-3 it was all over for Chizzy.
Schindler took on Ando, and Schindler took out 110 to break and go 3-1 up but Ando woke up and rattled off the next 4 legs for 5-3, Schindler hit an 11 darter to hold and broke and had the throw in the decider. Ando missed 4 match darts, and Schindler missed 3 before Ando took the win.
Wattimena broke leg one against Aspinall but Asp broke back and then it was holds of throws for the next 4 legs for 3-3. Then the stupid fat dutch cunt blew a chance to break going for 2 double 16s with 64 needed, and got a second bite and blew that. He did hold for 4-4, and took out a crucial 90 to hold for 5-5 and the decider was a poor scoring leg and Asp fell over the line. Both averaged over 101. Last up was Humphries and Bellyboy, and started poorly with bellyboy going 2-0 up and held for 3-1, and broke for 4-1 after Humphries missed 16 doubles already. Humphries thanks to great scoring then broke twice and at 4-4 had the darts and went 5-4 up. Bellyboy held and in to a last leg. With Bellyboy waiting on 68, Humphries took out 78 for the win. Humphries hit 7 maximums, averaged almost 5 points higher but was lucky to get the win.


LAST 8: Menzies -v- Joyce:  After 4 legs Joyce was averaging 28 points higher (82 & 110) but it was 2-2. Menzies average dropped below 80, and Joyce was soon 4-2 up. Joyce missed a dart for 5-2. When joyce took out 105 for 5-3 he was averaging 21 points higher.Menzies throwing to save the match hit a score of 3, and Joyce wrapped it up. Menzies averaged 77 to Joyce's 99.

Price -v- MvG: Price was averaging  115 and 4-1 up and this looked over with MvG averaging 90, but Price's standard dropped and MvG upped it. Price missed a dart for 5-2, and MvG broke Price missed the bull for 5-3 and it was 4-4, When MvG broke, Price went to shit and went out 6-4 despite a 107 average. Ross Smith -v- Gary Anderson:  one leg each both players missed countless doubles ended up on double 1 and Smudger eventually broke.Between them they missed 16 darts in that leg alone. Smudger missed darts to break for 4-1, but held for 4-2 averaging 9 points more. Smudger held for 5-3 and at 5-4 was throwing for the win, but Ando hit a max and took out 81 in 2 to break and threw for the win.He was averging more now and with the aid of another max took the win, after being 5-3 down. Aspinall -v- Humphies: Luke started piss poor yet again and Aspinall was soon 3-0 up after Luke missed darts to break. " maximums saw Stutters hold for 4-1 averaging 12 points more than Humphries. Asp scoring like a lunatic broke for 5-1 and Humphries was fucked as Asp was averaging 107. Asp took out 83, with Humphries waiting on 24 for a 6-1 win.

SEMI FINALS: Joyce -v- MvG: This started slow with 2 breaks.then 2 holds with Joyce taking out 121 for 2-2. Joyce then broke, and MvG broke back 3-3. Joyce broke yet again for 4-3. Joyce missed the bull for a 167,and MvG missed multiple darts for a 6th break and it was 5-3. MvG held for 5-4. Joyce took out 110 for a 6-4 lead.MvG held again to trail 5-6 and Joyce throwing for the win and wrapped it up with an sweet 87 of Seven, Bull Double 16. Anderson -v- Aspinall : Asp took the first leg but Ando ook the next 3 and Asp was chasing and it was soon 6-3. Asp broke and then held to trail 5-6. With Ando waiting on tops for the win, Asp took out the 170 for 6-6 and the throw in the decider. Ando seemed broken with scores of 40 and 59. Asp missed tops for the win, but Ando could not take the 164 and Asp wrapped it up.

FINAL: In leg one Asp broke with a 12 darter, and Joyce broke next leg, but missed darts to hold and a third break saw Asp go ahead. Despite missing multiple darts, Asp managed to break again for 4-1, this looked over.Joyce then broke but had poor leg on throw and had to see Asp miss more darts before he held to trail 3-4. Asp was scoring huge and went 5-3 averaging 100 despite 17 missed doubles. Joyce held but seemed it was like he was only making the score respectful especially when Asp held for 6-4. When joyce failed to take out 57, Asp broke and it as good as over. Asp held and took his first "big"win since 2023.

RANKINGS

Whilst a huge win for Asp which moved him up 4 places to #8, he is defending 200k at the Matchplay and an early exit would see him drop outside the top 20. Dobey and Chizzy dropped a place each to #9 and #10. Gerwyn Price who earned less than he was defending dropped 2 places to #12. Ando and rock swapped places for the #15 spot.
Joyce was up 3 places to #26

Bellyboy and Babs were now still out of the Mathplay spots.
Boris Krcmar moved up 12 places to #107 doing better than a lost of tour card holders, Springer was up 7 spots to #94. Dirk dropped 3 spots to #29
Aspinall's win made him only the second player ever, after Luke Humphries to win a Development tour, Challenge tour, a World Series event, a Players Championship, a Euro tour and a PDC Major.

THE WEEKLY NON RANKING LUKE LITTLER RIMMING MARATHON
I obviously gave this a skip. Seems it is over a decade since Bunting won a game in the PL. Price seemed to be poor, Humphries who is still the world #1 and beat Dobey looks a shadow of the player he was over a year ago, and yes this is a meaningless shit event, but he has been slack in the important raking events.Aspinall continued his good week dumping out MvG, the same prick who still thinks people fear him. Even when littler averages in the 90s people still shit themselves like Cross did. Humphries put in a rare great performance to beat Aspinall from 4-2 down, but in the end bombed against the other Luke in the final with both averaging 93.

DEVELOPMENT TOUR
This event kicked off again with events #6 and 7 taking place Friday. Greaves won event #6, but went out last 64 in event #7 but deservedly she is not only top of the Dev tour OoM but has over twice as much as the player in second place. It seems like a case of which way will she get her tour card first, via the Dev tour or the challenge tour she might even with invites get it via the main OoM, but she wont be going back to q-school where she and many others bombed.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This returns Monday and so far the only big name it seems so far to be giving this a miss is MvG

 

 

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK
It seem lately its a battle between Bellyboy and Babs who can perform the worst, both still out of matchplay spots and jobbing consistently on the floor. Truth be told i am enjoying it, whee are the comms who told us when the fat six chinned fucker won the Worls the "floodgates would open"...all pretty silent now.

PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #7 & #8

These being held in Germany meant a lot of top players giving these a skip, Those absent included Humphries, Littler, Price, Clayton, Bunting, Cross, Dobey, Wade and Aspinall. In fact 7 of the 8 Premier League players would give these a skip only hunchback MvG would enter, so surely he would win both these depleted fields ? The PL players might have some excuse but Clayton and Wade missing these is just sheer laziness.
Wade for example, not only recently overtook Wright, Aspinall, & Noppert in the rankings, he should be using these depleted field to extend his lead, and give him more breathing space in the rankings. Clayton is just 250 quid behind Bunting, and  just 10.25k away from being the World #4, an amount of money he could have easily made in Germany over 2 days. It seems crazy Wade and Clayton dont make hay while the sun shines in depleted fields.

EVENT #7
My interest in this was minimal, after hauling myself out of the bed, mug of tea and walking the dogs , by the time I got home it was almost over.
Last 128: Cullen and Chizzy traveled all the way to job first round and went out and yet again Babs went out first round playing shit, Noppert losr to Burton who averaged 85, whilst Barneys 104 average did not stop him going out, but laughed when I saw MvG the highest ranked player could not even win a first round match, was like it only added to everything I have said about this delusional fat fuck and too add bonus the match fixing cunt Nijman did not earn a penny either. Wonderful. And in the first game Searle hit a 9 darter.
Last 64: Bellyboy's 73 average did not cut it...imagine that, also out were Smudger, Searle, Pikachu, Schindler, Menzies, Pikachu and Lukeman, the seeds were dropping like flies.Dirk got a 9 darter, the second one of the day.
Last 32: Another 4 seeds went in Van Veen, Heta, Fattimena and woodlouse.
Lat 16: Only seed to lose was gurney who lost to Ratajski. Lipscombe and Magpie were the only 2 non seeds to win.Magpie hit the third 9 darter of the day.
Last 8: Magpie lost to Lipscombe, Ando beat Ratajski,  De Decker beat Krusty and Dirk beat Doets in an all Dutch affair.
Semis :Lipscombe fans at the UK Open were a bunch of annoying rabble cunts, but in this empty hall I had no issue with the player.Lipscombe went 4-1 averaging 107, but this was not modus and first to 4. Lipscombe's average dropped by 164 points and still fell over the line as Dirk was shit. In the other semi Ando dumped out De Decker 7-3
Final : Ando was the clear favourite, but this was a piss poor final with both averaging 84 after 4 legs. After 7 legs the averages had climbed to the 90s. Ando woke up and despite poor doubling  rang amok thanks to his scoring.
Credit to Lipscombe taking advantage of a depleted field, moving up 11 places to world #91, was always gonna be jobber heavy in the late rounds.

As happened already this year in these events, MvG after suffering a first round loss gets the hump ( excuse the pun) and gave event 8 a skip.
EVENT #8
Lasr 164: Babs went out yet again averaging in the 70s and so did Bellyboy but at least he played better. Wonderful to see the Match fixer Nijman not make a penny this week as he went out. Peter Wright went out to Bialecki averaging in the mod 80s. The bigger seeds of Cullen, Ratajski and Fattimena also went.Wenig hit a 9 darter in his loss and averaged over 103.
Last 64: The big casualties were the previous days winner Ando, along with Chizzy, Van Veen, De Decker. Joyce Dirk and Gurney,
Last 32:Seeds were sinking like stones as Rock, Heta, Smudger, Noppert, Edhouse, Clemens and Gilding exited
Last 16:Searle, Schindler and Barney were the only 3 players left that were in the worlds top #40. Jobbertastic. Out went Barney to Zonneveld.
Last 8: Searle never dropped below the 105 average but still lost a last leg decider to Dom Taylor. Schindler won a last leg decider, De Graaf beat Slevin and Geeraets beat Zonneld.
Semis: The world #64 would play #67. The world #23 would play a guy that was ranked #82 that morning.De Graaf was lethal on the doubles and Dom Taylor who averaged and scored better was out. Schindler was utter shit but Geeraets missed match darts for 7-3 and Schindler, broke and held and broke again to throw in a last leg decider as Geeraets collapsed.
Final: Schindler was World #23 took on De Graaf who at the start of play was the world #64. De Graafs jammy run and luck was soon over as Schindler averaging just 85 was 5-0 up and cruising against De Graaf averaging 74. It was grim as fuck, it was like watching Modus when you are bored.

Schindler was now up a place above Cullen in the world rankings to #22. De Graaf was up 5 places to #59

EUROPEAN TOUR
Thankfully unlike he player champs, here was only 2 players giving this a skip, Littler and Bunting, and that suited me as I prefer Joyce who replaced Bunting, and an event without the rimming of Littler would be a welcome event.
Sadly we only got to the first leg of the first match before the discussion was about Kebab Guzzler. I have often mentioned how i was no fan of the changes in the qualifying which favours the top players, burt the flip side s the opening day of the euro tour does generate better fixtures for the fans, with games like Joyce and Cullen, even if Cullen was abysmal. Performance of the day for me was Menzies over Soutar, I won't miss Barney, Sadly the match fixing cunt won. I was happy to see big Boris continue his good form in the euros. Smudger, Schindler and Searle did as expected, and credit to Spinger who is showing some good form, roll on tomorrow, proper ranking darts


THE GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO

Now to the glorified repetitive non ranking shit, again did not watch it, saw the highlight and Littlers 9 darter, credit to the lad, but th whole event is just tiresome for me, and if you enjoy it, good for you, hapy for you even, buts its boring for me, and when the play off happens it might be worth tuning in for, and even then its just like polishing a turd.

MERVYN KING
Last week it came out how Merv was a tax cheat, owing around half a million if the figures reported are correct, and because I truly despise Wessel Nijman people automatically assumed I would therefore despise Merv. I don't and here is why and the difference. Nijman was a corrupt cunt who fucked over the ordinary punter, and showed a total disregard for the game, Merv did not disrespect the game, he only fucked over the government. Yes you can believe he is a total liar in his bullshit he did not know he had to pay taxes, no one is buying that shit and if he thinks people will buy that nonsense then he is a prick , that said I have no problem with anyone fucking over the government, or the tax cunts. You go to school, study hard, to get a god job then wort hard, only for those bastards to take your money and then spend it on immigrants, house them give them preferential treatment etc.....fuck the government. We live in a society where if a billionaire owes the government millions, they take him to dinner, you or I if we owed a thousand quid they take us to court.  So fair play to Merv for catching them. Merv who suffers from every illness bar dutch elms disease and ovarian cancer wont live long enough to pay them cunts. So no, I wont condemn him, if anything I applaud him for fucking over that shower of cunts in the UK. I know some prick might think, but you are Irish, but our politicians are just as corrupt, woke and show preference to unvetted immigrant cunts over their indigenous tax paying natives.

 

And if that makes me racist, I will wear it like a badge of honour , The government is elected by the people to represent those people, not some shower of cunts who traveled across multiple nations where they easily could have sought refuge, but chose to come to countries that amazingly had dole and plenty of benefits. Fucking parasites.

 

That should  enough to get those people whose feelings I always upset to cry, whinge report the blog etc , all the while  acting morally superior and pretending they never read here., but we all know they do.

On one forum I was accused of being an alco who lives in the pub on another it was said I never leave the house. Seemingly  I am also a virgin living with my mam, as well as being a philandering cunt cheating on my wife . Good job people don't think about me.

 

enjoy the weekend folks

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

After 6 pc's Bellyboy has won a just one single game, 5 last 128 defeats and a last 64 loss.
Dimitri win just 2 games, 5 last 128 defeats and a last 32 loss. Both are still not in the Matchplay spots

 
THE BELGIAN EURO TOUR

The main results on the Saturday afternoon was Bellyboy who averaged 80 getting raped 6 zip by the cabbage Heta. Rob Cross played well but was brushed aside by Smudger averaging 112. Chizzy actually won a game with a mere 90 average, Noppert went out to Gurney, Ando out to Woodhouse and Wattimena seemed to have an issue and sulked off after losing to Bunting. Delighted to see Clayton dump out the match fixing cunt. Edhouse averaging 104 was 4-2 up on Stutters and his game fell off a cliff with each throw but  fell over the line in a last leg decider.


Wade with checkouts of 118 & 140 gave him a 2-0 lead on Barney, and led 4-1 in but his scoring and doubles were atrocious and even missed a match dart for 6-3 averaging just 86, Barney broke, but Wade won with an 88 average and the win also moved him above Aspinall in the rankings to #11. Matt Campbell who dumped out Jock Menzies took on the Peter Wright and sent him packing too. Wright only won 2 legs, one which was a 160 checkout.
Van Veen averaged over 105 and was lucky to win 2 legs as Price was superb and averaged  112.42. It was Price's 7th consecutive win over Van Veen. Babs then took on Schindler, The Wall won 6-3 and should have been more, Babs 88 average wont cut it these days, and like Bellyboy he was still not in the Matchplay qualification spots. Luke Major took on De Decker, 2 players that are not performing like they did in 2024, Humphries was averaging a mere 88 and was 4-3 up.De Decker broke for 5-4 and threw for the win, which he deserved, and the home crowd lapped it up.As for Humphries who defends a huge amount of money in 2025, each defeat means Littler is closing the gap and more likely to overtake even before the world championships. Littler then took on the scruffy window cleaner, and sure enough Searle who had chancs choked and littler breezed through. Huchback took on Boris Krcmar, Boris had chances and despite 8 missed doubles he held for 3-3. Boris then broke and held for 5-3 but missed 4 match darts for 6-3, but had the throw for 6-4 and missed 2 more match darts before finally wrapping it up. I would not miss the rubber lipped hunchback cunt,who still believes people fear him. Last up was Dobey against Dirk which went all 11 legs. Dirk scored better but both players doubling was abysmal. Dobey missed 14 darts at  double including 2 match darts, Dirk missed 19, but took the win. 5 of the 8 Premier League players were out before Sunday.


SUNDAY
De Decker beat Schindler, and Price beat Heta, both winners averaged well over a 100 average but did not see the games.Smudger and Campbell was a ok watch, the slow pace did not help. Campbell averaged a ton and lost 6-4. Bunting was th next player to average over a ton as he dumped out Gurney and strengthened his position as world #6.
Littler broke early against Woodhouse but Woodhouse broke back and at 4-4 with Woodhouse throwing for 5-4, the nerves kicked in, he chucked shit and out he went as Littler averaged over a ton. Edhouse had darts to win 10 of the 11 legs played against Chizzy and lost 6-5. Chizzy just did enough to get through.
Wade took on Krcmar and Wade played like he had a flight booked for Sunday evening as he averaged 88 after 5 legs. Somehow Wade broke for 5-4 and threw for the match and Boris blew multiple chances and Wade fell over the line in a truly awful game.Last up was Dirk who started great against Clayton breaking early and throwing for a 4-1 lead. Clayton broke back held and the breaks kept coming as Clayton broke for 5-4, and Dirk broke back and Clayton broke in a last leg decider for the win after Dirk missed 3 match darts, a great watch. A decent session but Wade and Chizzy were awful and won with averages that were far below what others went out with, they would need to up their game.
QUARTERS
I wanted Price to beat De Decker but De Decker played superb, and the crowd was lapping this up, a great watch, and Price gifted him chances and took them.
Next up was Smudger and Bunting and the crowd went to sleep, cannot blame them, a slow cunt taking on an obese fucker. After 5 legs both were averaging in the 80s, and I soon got bored and  fucked off for a cup of tea and when I got back it was no better with Bunting 5-4 up.Smudger held and broke for the win, The guy that a day earlier set the record for the highest average in this comp won with an average in the 80s against a guy that was put in the Premier League.
Then we got Kebab guzzler and Chizzy who have a combined IQ lower than the average of smudgers last game. I went for a shit, and felt that would be more pleasurable, and when I got back Chizzy was 4-3 up and had the throw, and then it was Chizzy's turn to shit himself, live on the oche and lost the next 3 legs, 2 of which he had the throw.
Last QF was Wade and Clayton. Wades 88 comp average was not going to cut it. Clayton averaging mid 80s broke in leg one, another Wade game that started atrocious, Wade broke back averaging 74. This was grim and Wade went 2-1 up averaging 73, clayton was no better. Its like neither player wanted to win and face the obese kebab guzzler. Clayton started to wake up and made it 3-3, Wade then took out 204 in 4 darts to go ahead, and 103 in the next to go 5-3 up. Clayton broke, and Wade missed 2 match darts, and clayton fucked up and Wade won 6-4 with a 90 average, his highest average for the entire weekend. Littler was going to rape him.

De Decker broke in leg 5 against Smudger and held for 4-2 and the De Decker Litter final the crowd was hoping for was looking very likely. De Decker at 4-3 missed multiple darts to hold for 5-3, and smudger made it 4-4 and had the throw.Smudger held, and with the aid of a 6th maximum broke for 6-4 and threw for the win, but missed a match dart and De Decker broke, and he then held for 6-6 and into a last leg decider a, De Decker hit a score of 26, and smudger did the same, as Smudger looked fucked and on 58 for the match De Decker took out 74 for the win.

I was thinking would Wade win a leg against Kebab guzzler. Like last week I thought no shame in losing to the World Champion and reaching a semi is a great run, but make it respectable. Wade took the first leg and the brush was saved. Littler missed double 10 to hold, Wade did not miss the double 10 and went 2-0 up. Normal business was restored as Littler broke and then held for 2-2. Wade missed tops to hold and Littler broke and that seemed the beginning of the end but Wade broke for 3-3, and Littler broke again. Wade could not live with the scoring, and Littler cruised home 7-3.

De Decker might have played well previously,would have the crowd on his side but I thought Littler would run amok in the final. I wanted De Decker to win but once Littler went 3-1 up with the Chinese looking Belgian averaging in the 80s I fucked off and joined the wife to finish off watching the new tv series the Count of Monte Cristo.


MUNTER SERIES
Yes that series of events created for one gender in a code that is supposed to be gender neutral took place at the weekend. No I did not watch it, would anyone when the Euro tour was on ? Maybe it was not streamed I didn't know nor cared.

In event #5 the Honey monster went out in the last 64, and the event won by Kirsi Viinikainen who beat Pinocchio, and Ashton reaching the semis.

Event #6 saw Pinocchio and the Honey Monster face each other in the last 16, which Beau won, and romped to the win beating Ashton in the final.

Event #7 saw Ashton go out in the last 32, Pinocchio went out last 8 to the Honey Monster who won the event against Katie Sheldon.

Event #8 Pinocchio went out last 16, Ashton lost in the last 8 to Greaves who in the final beat robin Byrne.

PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #5
Last 128: Littler was 3-0 down to Springer and came back to win 6-5 in a gme where both averaged around 105, Humphries, Clayton, Van Veen, Heta,Cullen, Bellyboy, Smudger, De Decker, Wade and MvG won easily enough. Out went Price, Cross, Noppert, Gurney, Babs, Barney, Wattimena, Joyce and Wright. Ando hit a 9 darter in his win over Joyce.
Last 64: Wade beat Greaves with a 115 average, also through were Humphries, Littler, Cullen , Ando, Smudger. Heta, and MvG. Out went Chizzy, Bellyboy, Bunting, Dobey, Rydz, Schindler, Menzies, Rock and the match fixing cunt. Littler hit a 9 dater in his win.
Last 32: Cullen beat Humphries who averaged only 88, MvG, Littler, Ando, Heta and Wade progressed, out went  Smudger, Dirk, Clayton and Searle.
Last 16: Wade averaging 105 and 5-2 up lost to Doets,There were wins for Heta, MvG, Littler, Cullen, Van Veen, De Decker, and Rob Owen beat Ando.
Last 8: Littler with an average of 122.96 beat Heta with legs of 12, 12, 11, 13, 13, 11, Van Veen averaging 108.16 beat MvG, Cullen averaging 90 beat doets, and De Decker beat Rob Owen averaging 92.
Semi Finals: Van Veen had his chances and missed the bull for a 170 and the win, but returned missed 2 more match darts and it was 6-6, Littlers third last leg decider of the day, but Van Veen took out 121 on the bull to win it. Cullen averaging 100 beat De Decker 7-5.
Final: Cullen won a close great final 8-7, coming from 7-4 down, Van Veen fucked it away, after missing 5 title darts. Cullen moved up a spot to #22 in the rankings, Van Veen remained at #25

EVENT #6
Aspinall was back after missing the previous day.
Last 128: First through was Cullen, others through were Humphries, Price, Wade, Ando,MvG, Dobey, Heta, Smudger, Stutters, Cross and Van Veen. Soutar hit a 9 darter to break Littler and with 86 for the match blew it and lost.

Out went Wright, De Decker, Chizzy, Clayton, Rock, Noppert,Menzies, Schindler, Searle, Dimitri & Bellyboy who was 4-1 up. Humphries also hit a 9 darter in his win against Boulton

Last 64:Those through Cullen, Humphries, Price, Ando, Wade, Cross, Van Veen, Smudger, Stutters, Heta, and Barney

Out went MvG, Rydz, Edhouse, the match fixing cunt and Littler averaging almost 105 losing to Dom Taylor
Last 32: Wade beat Stutters, Smudger dumped Cullen, Heta beat Barney, also through were Humphries, Price, Cross, Ando and Bunting. Dirk went out averaging almost 105
Last 16: Humphries beat Magpie who is playing well lately, Price lost to Bunting, Wade beat Joyce, Cross and Ando went out to Doets and Madars, Heta beat Bialecki, Smudger and Van Veen made up the last 8.
Last 8:First into the semis was Van Veen, after 5 legs Wade was averaging 106, but when Van Veen broke wade's game fell off a cliff and Wade was running out of the venue. Smudger beat Doets in a poor game. Humphries came from 5-3 down to beat Heta, and Madars beat Bunting 6-4
Semis: Smudger took on Humpries and Madars took on Van Veen. As expected Van Veen brushed Madas aside with ease 7-1 averaging 103. Smudger put up a bit better of a fight, taking out 160 in the 10th leg but multiple missed doubles for 6-5 cost him and lost to Humphries who averaged 107.39, and was over 110 until the last leg.
Final: It started slow and Van veen was lucky to be 2-1 up but when Van een went 5-2 up, then 6-3 it was as good as over or would Van Veen buckle with Humphries needing 2 breaks. When Humphries missed doubles to hold and Van Veen broke for 7-3 and had the throw it was over.Van Veen won with a 97 average.You could not begrudge the lad picking up his first senior title, He beat Littler and MvG the day previous and blew the final but beat the World #1 in this final. He was the highest ranked player in the PDC without a title prior. His win put his up a place to world #24 above Gurney.

THE GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO 

Seems last week a pint was thrown at Aspinall on the stage, prompting so called "experts" to claim that fans throwing pints at players is something that needs to be fixed.  Obviously if the fans fuck pints, piss etc at each other that seems ok cos fuckall was done about this for over a decade.

The roadshow continued this week and I did not watch it, I did not even seek out the highlights, I had enough ranking darts from the players champs, so non ranking shit does not matter

CHALLENGE TOUR 

This returned and dont know if this was streamed but saw event 6 was won by Dragutin Horvat beating that choking cunt Ted Evetts.I believe it was the first event horvat entered, and won it, then went early next event, Seems the Honey monster did not bother to travel to europr, probably playing some WDF muck instead, who knows, who cares.

Darius Labanauskaus won the second event and the win moves him second only 150 quid behind Greaves in the table

As a kid I grew up watching the iconic players of darts, and for me Bristow was the greatest player ever. I know we live in an age where every kid thinks they are an expert on darts because they google stats or averages, and interpret stats to suit whatever agenda. Eric Bristow was the biggest superstar darts ever had, this before social media existed, before people had mobile phones, he was a tv star and household name. After the Bristow era came the Phil Taylor era, which started a couple of years before the PDC came into existence in the BDO pre split and under the WDC name, and Taylor, like him or not, was the face of the PDC and the most successful player in the history of the game. Then you started getting people new to darts thinking Taylor was the first superstar because they never saw Bristow, it is a recency bias thing, that would repeat itself over and over,

Years later it was the turn of the MvG era, and sure enough even the newer viewers who had no idea of Taylor, or never witnessed his dominance, let alone Bristow's era would actually claim MvG was the greatest player ever, because they were conditioned to believe what they were told by comms, who are just as ignorant as them, and never questioned anything. Fans incapable of any independent thought were brainwashed in to believing the rubber lipped bald fat cunt with just 3 world titles was better than Taylor and Bristow who won more, and when questioned could only offer stats they got off google as some sort of argument  ignoring the boards, the thicker wires, fatter darts etc.

Now we got the era of the Lukes. The same people who cited MvG as the greatest of all time will soon switch allegiances and proclaim Littler or Humphries as the best, as soon as one of the Lukes overtakes MvG's haul of 3 World titles,which I believe at least one of the Lukes will do, if not both  proving how fickle fans are and think everything new is always better than what came before

Those old cunts like me who watched Bristow in his prime, as well as prime Taylor, prime MvG, and are still watching will understand my point, those who do not get it, will never get it
Sadly today people are more stupid than ever, easily influenced, susceptible to bullshit and no one spouts more bullshit than the commentary teams that work for the PDC.
They would have you believe darts never had any viewers before Littler came along, as if this fat kid who appears to use chip fat to paste his combover in place on his bloated head revived the game, completely ignoring the fact the game was gaining popularity year in year out for many many years, and had Littler not appeared on the scene Humphries would have been the one given the hype, When Littler is gone from a heart attack or diabetes, it will be someone else come on the scene, its what happens, so for an old cunt like me watching darts I spend most of it watching it in silence, the last decade of commentary has been a fucking nightmare.


So far this year in ranking competitions MvG has
Failed to attend PC #1 & #2
Lost to Babs van Bergh - Last 16 Winmau Masters
Lost to Michael Flynn - Last 128 PC#3...a guy without a tour card.
Failed to attend PC #4 = he got his feelings hurt the day previous
Lost to Robert Owen -  UK open- A player that was outside the top 64 in the rankings prior to the event
Lost to Boris Krcmar- ET #1 - Another player without a tour card.
Lost to Van Veen - PC#5
Lost to Ryan Miekle - PC#6


And people would have you believe he was better than Taylor.....This year alone in ranking money he has earned £19.5k That does not put him even in the top 25, Wade for example has earned 84k for the year to date, only both Luke's and Clayton earned more.

When has Phil Taylor even meandered along in the rankings like this ?
One stupid cunt on twitter told me how MvG had the higher average than Taylor...in what...a fucking non ranking exbo ? Jose De sousa once hit an average over 123 in a ranking event, does not make his one of the greats. Trophies are more important than averages. And if averages are that important, then Taylor has not only the highest ever competition average in a ranking tv event, but has the top 2, so keep your high single pl average.

When I say Wade was one of the greats I am told he is not because he never won a world Title, then if world titles are the barometer, then MvG's haul of 3 cannot compete with Bristow let alone Taylor.
If you are one of the clowns that believe the Lakeshite Cup was a "world title, then you could argue Barney was better. Which is it, Are world titles the sole criteria, or do averages mean more than actual ranking titles ?
I am not denying prime MvG was an incredible player, but prime Taylor was better, and for far longer, in 5 years time Littler's haul might be better than  MvG, and the same people who cite MvG as better than Taylor will start claiming Littler is the best. I have no problem understanding how a person might like MvG more than Taylor, or like any player, but to make retarded claims that MvG was better than Taylor cos cos some exbo averages, and just 3 world titles in what...18 years ? Get ta fuck

And lastly if Bristow Taylor and MVG were all in their prime at the same time, MvG's enormous head would explode as both Bristow and Taylor to a lesser degree would live rent free in his head. They would own him before a dart was thrown, Taylor past his prime was able to beat prime MvG.

 

Roll on the players PC Monday, as I will be off due to Paddy's Day, and off to the pub now for the long weekend

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 Has there every been a defending champion in a PDC televised major that went out as pathetically as Babs did ? Lots of defending champions suffered upsets, some suffered first round loses but to go out  as the defending Champion averaging 70 makes him Knob of the Week. I don't recall any defending major winner going out with a performance that bad.

UK OPEN

Dobey who was up to world #7 took on Babs and despite being 5-2 up lost. Luckily for Dobey, Chizzy also lost as did Price the night before, however Heta won so by Saturday night Heta was up to #7, and Price down at #10, and only 10k separated all 4. Wade coming from 9-7 down to beat Menzies meant he extended his lead over Ando and even moved above Wright who lost.. It would not be a UK Open without some cunt losing 10-0, and this year it was the Scruffy window cleaner getting washed by Humphries. MvG lost to Robert Owen, comms made excuses how MvG missed 20 odd doubles and that is why he lost, but Robert Owen also missed over 20 doubles, so that excuse was invalid, it was a case of 2 shit performances and someone had to win and one had to lose. Smudger in a last leg decider bust 41 for the win and allowed Josh Rock to take the win. Comms seemed to forget this when they kissed his hole how he

Is there a competition between Littler and Rock, to see who can have the fattest waistline in darts ? These cunts seem to get fatter each week, to be that shape at such a young age is a sign of mental illness as no normal rational person would allow themselves to get that way. Its not like these cunts went to bed slim and woke up 7 stone heavier, they knew they are getting fatter and left it happen.  Seriously though, the likes of Littler and Rock ain't working full time day jobs, they have the time to eat right, and exercise, but obviously choose not to.

Speaking of those that sit on their arse all day, Scottish fireman Alan Soutar led Clayton 5-0 and managed to then lose 10 of the next 12 and out he went. Stutters who got yet another handy draw could average 91 and still romp home with ease 10-2. Cross beat Noppert in a last leg decider in a decent game on board 2, the second game on board 2 to go the distance. Willie O'Connor recorded another win with a ton average over Mensur, Joyce dumped Lauby and Bellyboy got past Madars. Yet again in the draw Littler got a handy one in getting Ratajski,  
Bellyboy beat Babs in a woeful match, with Babs averaging a scabby 70.9...no thats not a typo.Wade and Owen was a weird game, With Wade 5-4 up missed the bull for a 161 and Owen returned and took the 161, Wade missed the bull for a 164 in another leg, and missed a match dart for 10-7 but wrapped it up 10-8. Ratajski made a comeback and when he broke Littler to trail 5-6 comms sounded disgusted, and when the Pole made it 6-6 they sounded suicidal. Littler who had some bounce outs, and when he struggled to bend over and pick up the dart the fat cunt reminded me of a baby hippo (calf) in shape and weight from some nature program on the discovery channel. Every time the Polak leveled comms sounded upset, no more so than at 8-8. With the Pole throwing to take it to a last leg decider he threw muck, and still got a dart to hold after baby hippo missed more darts at double 10...yet comms would have you believe he never misses it.
Cabbage Heta took on Van Veen and this was a quality affair. At 4-4 Van Veen was averaging 109 to Heta 104 and they were increasing as the game went on and at the interval Van Veen led 6-4 averaging almost 112. This was the best game I have seen this year, and that includes the latter part of the worlds. Van Veen won averaging 110, but credit to Heta who never gave up and took it to a last leg and hit 9 out of ten doubles. Van Veen hit 10 out of 13.

I went back to board one and saw Luke Major 5-1 up on Joyce and decided to get a cup of tea before the Magpie took on Stutters. Magpie went 2-0 up before going asleep and Stutters won 6 of the next 8 legs for a 6-4 lead.Asp missed darts for 8 4 and Magpie held in and took out a 161 to break and held for 7-7 and missed darts to break but held for 8-8. Willie threw for 9-9 but a poor leg cost him the match as Asp won it with a 129 on the bull. Humphries on the Saturday played 2 players called Ryan and lost only 2 legs in both games combined. Back to board one and Cross who led 4-0 was now 5-4 down.Cross capitulated and Rock won 10 of the next 12 and out went the choking cunt Cross.

The last 8 draw yet again proved disappointing, with the elite players avoiding each other. I thought Van Veen who drew Littler might give the kebab guzzling baby hippo a game but it was not to be as Littler ran through him 10-4.  Not sure how the bookies had it, but I expected Rock to beat Aspinall which he did comfortably enough. It shows how far Bellyboy's game has fallen when Bellyboy who had the darts was the underdog against johnny Clayton, and Clayton won a poor game, but deservedly so 10-8. Last up was Humphries against Wade. When Wade took out 161 for 3-3 despite being the lesser player I thought at least he got more legs of Humphries than what both Ryan's did the day earlier. Wade should have been 6-4 up at the interval but instead was 6-4 down and I accepted it was over and took my dogs for a walk. I saw people claiming Humphries made a mess of leg 16 for a 9-7 lead, but they seemed to ignore the legs Wade threw away. I caught up with the highlights and at 8-8 Wade's scoring was insane. Comms always tell us how Wade is not a heavy scorer, the same Wade who hit 6 maximums in just 3 legs, Humphries in the 3 legs hit 3 maximums, and only won one leg. The win put Wade up to #12 and moved him above Noppert. The main talking point post match was Humphries who complained about Wade licking his neck. I know Wade is a fan of Humphries, and rates him highly but what the fuck with the licking. Humphries did not seemed bothered at the time, even kept joking with Wade for a few legs, and seemingly it was only an issue after he lost, then players will blames loses on anything, ever the creepy licking.

The semis saw Clayton draw Littler and Rock draw Wade,which I am sure suited Wade and Rock with the added bonus of a Grand slam spot for the winner.
I could not watch Little and clayton, I turned off the audio, put on you tube and in the end just gave up caring as the result was inevitable, When I returned it was Wade and Rock with Wade taking out 5 for a 2-1 lead, and took the next 2 legs for a 4-1 lead at the interval. Wade broke for 5-1, but Rock missed darts to break back.Wade held and then broke again for 7-1. Rock broke and then on throw started with 6 perfect darts and lost the leg, and Rock trailed 8-2. Wade with 270 left went 180 and 90 on the bull for 9-2. With 310 left in the next leg went 180 130 on the bull for 10-2. Wade hit his 8th maximum to leave 21 and took it out for an 11-2. Wade won the last 4 legs in 50 darts with 3 consecutive 12 darters amongst that.

This was the same Josh Rock that claimed last month that he and Littler would dominate the game....priceless.Sure enough he too got the hump with Wade after he lost, which again did not surprise me.

Obviously Littler was the huge favourite in the final, and it was a successful weekend for Wade who was 100/1 so anyone that got him each way did well, plus the added bonus of a Grand Slam spot for Wade. My expectations were that Wade would not get battered like Wade did to Rock, there is no shame in losing to a current World Champion, but make the score respectful, anything after that would be a bonus.
Sadly kebab guzzler was quickly 3-0 up averaging 116. Leg 4 Wade missed over half a dozen darts to hold and this was quickly becoming a rout and 5-0 at the break.I know multiple missed darts at a double harms your average but at 6-0 down Wade was averaging 84. Wade missed 3 darts to win a leg and was 9-0 down, but did eventually hit a double to win a leg for 9-1 at the break. On the plus side this would be over early and ITV could spend the extra time rimming kebab guzzler when I was gone, as there was no way I was hanging around for a cunt with little grasp of his own language utter his mumblings whilst picking up one of the ugliest trophies in the game. Wade picked up a 2nd leg before it was over and I was gone.Would I have taken a Wade raping in a final before the weekend ? Absolutely.Fairly sure Wade himself would have been happy with a runners up spot, 50k and climbing the rankings and a GS spot. 126 other tour card holders would have loved to reach the final

Am I the only person that when a ranking tv major ends I cannot wait for the next one ? Its gonna be 5 fucking months for the Matchplay, and the PL simply does not cut it, fuck non ranking exbos.



PDC GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO ROADSHOW

Tried to watch this, and turned it off after 2 legs of the first match. After non stop hype about Littler as if no other player on Earth existed I was sick of this shit, and when the first game started, they was constant technical issues and I said fuck it and off it went. Saw the scores later.

Game 1: Price shit on doubles, Hunchback averaging 95 coasts home.
Game 2: Dobey missed darts for 3-0, but Kebab guzzler who trailed took advantage of a choking cunt.
Game 3: Humphries hit a 9 darter, and led Cross 3-2 down despite Cross averaging 114. Cross wins with an 111 average
Game 4: Stutters beat the obese scouse lover and I could not have cared any less such was my total lack of interest in this result
Semi 1: Hunchback thinks people fear him, Rubber lips averaged 90 and was ploughed by the equally rotund Kebab Guzzler.
Semi 2: Cross hits a 9 darter, leads 4-2 averaging 118, then goes to shit and loses to Stutters and his 97 average.
Final : Kebab Guzzler played his B game which was more than enough for Stutter's 94 average. It was a matter of when Stutters jammy luck ran out

Sky afterwards hyped the living fuck out of the 9 darters, high averages etc and ignored the fact that most people had not watched or quit earlier due to technical issues. I saw multiple people on forums, twitter etc say they tuned out and never watched because of the issues. Imagine pay the astronomical prices they charge for that shit service.


MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES
This returned to you tube live after weeks of being on the obscure shit platform of Pluto tv which is not fucking tv if you cannot watch it like regular tv. I saw one prick on social media claim people should be giving them credit for putting it back on you tube, I will not give credit to a bunch of cunts who were stupid enough in the first place to take it off you tube and stick it on some obscure "tv station" that was not available in most of the countries on the planet. We all knew it was a bad move and would be a mistake, so No, I will not give credit to morons for trying to correct a mistake they never should have made.
Seems Steve Beaton and Adrian Gray both in their group finished on 12 points, both had the same leg difference, their head to head was one each so it went down to averages to see which player went through and it was Beaton by 0.7 of a point.

EURO TOUR

 Josh rock, fresh off a dry humping from Wade in the UK Open, the same Rock who claimed he would dominate the game with Littler was the highest ranked player playing friday and lost to a player without a tour card.

Joyce and Bellyboy had a great game, shame Bellyboy won. De Decker won but his purple patch and lucky run looks over by his current form and standard ....roll on a good weekend of ranking darts

Lastly.....around 5 weeks ago Barry Hearn posted how the PDC would be making an announcement in March that would "bring a smile to the facts of many players"...where is the announcement ? Its March. Is the PDC getting rid of the DRA Nazi Party, or is money being readjusted to benefit lower ranked players ?

One lower ranked player this week was having a moan how the PDC do not care for those players that work was Alan Soutar. Maybe the stupid jock cunt needs to be told what the letter P in PDC stands for....its Professional. He chooses not to be professional, he has opted to stay working, that was his fucking choice. I agree the set up for the European tour does make it harder for the lower ranked players, but you swear this fucker was working 80 hours a week roofing, he sits on his hole in a warm fire station practicing darts all day unless some cunt like Maureen the Alco rings up the station cos her mangy cat got stuck in a tree, and then the Jock get an added bonus on his wages.
The PDC allows everyone on the tour, be they blacks, trannies, queers, fat cunts, bi polars, people with a recreational drug history and even cunts that were proven to be match fixers, being a jock ticks no boxes , you do not get preferential treatment.

KNOB OF THE WEEK

 
I said a while back comms in the PDC could not get any worse, well I was wrong, it seems to sink to lower depths every event. Throughout the UK Open it was moronic comment after another. In the afternoon session we were told that the Honey monster game was a "bonus game".........how exactly was it a bonus game when we could have watched it regardless as all 8 boards were streamed, and right away in case she lost comms were getting excuses ready like Mansell who has always been a slow plodding dour watch with his pace might upset her. I did not miss Mansell. The ignorant and stupid cunts on comms treated us to the nonsense how women can be as good as the men, except they can't and never will,as Greaves is a one off and not representative of all women in general.
In the Luke Littler game we were told how Littler hardly ever misses double ten, are we fans somehow suppose to forget the times he was suspect on doubles, like...the fucking day before in the Premier League, and whilst his game against Wright was a decent watch, Wright blew all his good work with a shit last leg, which no doubt pleased the comms whose bias they did not even try to hide. Comms told us Littler got a stadium named after him for a night, wow like anyone gave a flying fuck, and how Littler was given the "freedom of the town" for some dump in the UK. What the fuck does that mean, he can walk the streets like everyone else ?.
The evening session continued with even more nonsense from idiotic cunts with a microphone, when Greaves went 2 legs up on Humphries we got told "this is the level she has been playing at for ages". These blatant outright lies seemed to never end. If she always played at those levels how come she failed to get through q-school ? Yes she has had some great averages over the last couple of years, but had a fair few stinkers that somehow seem to be ignored, are comms afraid of speaking the truth for fear of some cunt crying how the truth might offend some incels ? Credit to the girl she did perform well, but I never for one minute thought Humphries would lose it, and her 92 average was decent and started with awesome checkouts, but comms would have you believe it was something spectacular. Congrats to the girl for getting as far as she did for a person without a tour card, but the reality is the greatest female player on Earth is a q-school failure and even if she wins a tourcard and had she to do the full tour she would be just another fodder jobber. I said the same about Pinocchio when Sky and the PDC were rimming her hole, she and Greaves will get more attention from sporadic appearances in the odd PDC event, a full tour card where they become just another comp filler would do little for the women's game.

 I ended up turning it off to go and watch the Wade and Borland game but may as well have had the audio off as you could not hear anything other than Adam Lipscombe fans acting like typical pub scum rabble roaring and shouting singing idiotic tunes, so was glad Lipscombe went out if it meant his rabble would fuck off too. By the time Wade's game was over I caught the post match interview with Humphries and Greaves and again comms acted like her 92 average was something incredible, yet other players went out with an average over a 100. I thought fuck this I cannot listen to these cunts any longer and switched over to Price and Scutt, first thing I heard was Paul Nicholson, I could not catch a break. Nicholson told us how Scutt was short and hide behind a shrub...wow, what cutting edge insight in to the game, prattled on about US sports and other nonsense, and with Scutt 8-6 up on Price he said that Scutt needed to win 2 legs on the trot . Why is this cunt hired, he is goddamn atrocious. Price like Wright did all the hard work to take it to a last leg and on throw blew it

 

Another cunt on comms was slagging Chris Mason in the evening session about him not messing up the draw, which was apt considering what would happen, yet Mason was nowhere near the draw, then parading around an ex-con on tv is not a good image. At the end of the evening session Ned Boulton or whatever the fucktard's  name is picked out a ball, he and Teeth McDonald saw the number and the moron who had one simple job to do fucked it up and put the ball back. Right away that ball should have been retrieved at the very minimum or re start the draw, which might have given us a better draw as this draw was shit. Oddly the ball which was put back belonging to Humphries  managed to not be picked out again, what were the odds of that happening, so with the conclusion of the draw you could clearly see a spare ball rolling around. I and many others mocked the BDO for their fucked up draws, and the PDC deserve ridicule for it when they do it, but somehow people defended this, then the same type of people who blindly believe what ever they are told by comms.  The only bonus about that poor draw is should all the high profile favourites win, the next draw should provide more bigger name match ups so a lot of top players might be gone before Sunday.

Regardless of who wins, there is no denying the UK pen is an entertaining comp, and shows why for me that ranking darts will always be more exciting than any exbo shit like the PL which I did not watch it live again this week, was firmly planted in the pub supping pints watching the Hammers beat Leicester city, and only saw the highlights. Humphries came back well and like Luke Littler the previous week, Humphries was lucky in a way to get to the final but since it was late, and I was drunk, it somehow seemed even more meaningless.

Dobey now is up to World #7 and Gilding defending a 110k has taken a hit dropping 6 places to #27 and might drop even further depending on results.

I see that geebag Freddie Flintoff the poncey cricket cunt is going to be back on the screen with a new series of bullseye. Can they not just let the show die, The last reincarnation was atrocious from what I remember of the single episode I saw.How long before they roll out a celebrity version with celebrities, and I use the term in the most loosest sense like Phil Taylor, some unknown reality tv nobodies and woke cunts with blue hair or covered in badges of the alphabet cult on it...just let it fucking die.

 

As for Modus and other amateur events, saw nothing, all I knew was Noah Man Leuven that women hating prick who had the audacity to play in womens events as a man and take their money and then call the real biological women who complained as toxic was in Modus so there was no way I would watch it despite it having other players I enjoy watching if bored. 

Roll on tomorrows ranking darts on TV in a proper Major...enjoy it folks cost it will be nearly 5 months before we get another televised ranking major in the Matchplay.

 

 

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
Event #3
Humphries, Littler, and Ando decided o give the event a skip, and just like in the first 2 players championships, Bellyboy went out first round again.Also out in the first round were MvG, Bunting, Cullen, Van Veen and De Decker. Round 2 saw the exit of Smudger, Noppert, Josh Rock, Aspinall, Schindler, Dirk, Gurney and Chizzy who averaged 73.
In the last 32 Price beat Wright with a 112 average, Wade beat Heta.
In the last 16 Rydz beat Wade after he broke Wade twice, each time with 2 maximums in a leg, Clayton fell to Ratajski, Dobey beat the match fixing cunt, Wattimena knocked out Searle. Price and Cross also made it in to the last 8 along with Nick Kenny and Jelle Klaasen who came from 5-2 against Mansell.
Dobey was the first player in to the semis beating Ratajski and had an average of 113.54. Rob Cross was 3-0 down averaging a mere 80, he did add 12 points to his average but went out 6-4 to Klaasen. At 3-3 Price took out a 170 checkout to break Rydz, but Rydz broke back and hit an 11 darter to lead 5-4, Price held and it to a last leg which Rydz won after Price failed to take out 87.Kenny beat Watimena 6-5.
Klaasen took on Nick Kenny for a spot in the final, and the other all Geordie semi saw Rydz against Dobey.With Rydz waiting on a finish for the math Dobey took out 127 to break. Rydz missed the bull for the 170 and the win and Dobey took out 120 to go to a last leg decider where Dobey broke and took the win. Klaasen beat Nick Kenny 7-5. Kenny's run saw him move up 7 places to #57. Klaasen run saw him move up 15 spots to #76. Dobey as expected was too good or Klaasen and wrapped up the win 8-4, which saw Dobey move to World #8

Event #4

Clayton, Dirk, Edhouse, De Decker, Noppert, Cullen, Smudger, Gurney and Bellyboy. Out in round 2 were Dobey, the previous days winner, along with Cross, Heta, Wright, Van Veen, Pikachu, Ratajski and Wattimena. Into round 3 Wade got revenge on Rydz for the day earlier and sent him out, Price lost to Belmont, and Chizzy lost to Magpie O Connor who then in the last 16 knocked out Barney, also gone in the last 16 were Bunting , Joyce and the match fixing cunt Nijman. Maik Kuivenhoven blew a 4-0 lead and lost to Wade.

In the last 8 Wade was the highest ranked player left even though Menzies was the higher seed Wade played dog shit, as if he was not wanting to be there or done enough and was lucky not to be 3-0 down, but recovered and then blew darts for a 4-2 and for 5-4 and Menzies took full advantage and took the win. Searle took out Magpie 6-4, and Belmont beat Josh Cock.Dom Taylor averaging 106 took out Clemens.The  semis were: Searle against Belmont & Dom Taylor against Menzies. I saw some people complain about these events being full of jobbers, I take the view it is good to see the struggling lower ranked players make a few quid. They were 2 god matches, Dom Taylor missed multiple darts for 5-5 with Menzies and Menzies went 6-4 and threw for the win. Searle took out 120 to win a last leg decider against Belmont in a superb game. Searle beat Menzies in the decent enough final.--- 4 pc's this year, 4 different winners.

KNOB OF THE WEEK.

So far this year he has played 4 ranking comps, and not only lost in each but lost first round on each occasion. Players like Merv King who lost their tourcard and have to depend on invites to players champs have earned more than him, Remember he won the Worlds after a fucking decade of comms hyping this petulant prick, and when he got lucky the so called experts told us hos the "floodgates would open",  I posted this one year prior to the Matchplay

As bad as he was then, he was at least automatically qualifying, he is currently out of the Matchplay, and to be honest I do not want to see him at it as he is clearly not good enough at the moment

EURO QUALIFIERS

Ryan Joyce was the top seed for #3 but did not have to qualify for event 4 due to players withdrawing for event 4. 4 seeds went in the last 80, 4 in the last 40, including Joyce and Rydz in the final round.
Of the top 10 seeds, only 1 qualified in Ratajski the #3.
Of the 10 qualifiers there was nine countries represented. 2 Polish, An Irish, A German, A Czech, A Belgian, A French, A Canadian , A Welsh and an English.Do not recall ever a qualifier having so few English players
Only 1 player lost with an average over 100, Ricky Evans with a 102.72 in the last 80.

In event #4 three seeds went in the last 80. 2 in the last 40 and one in the last 20. Ratakski the only seed to make it through both qualifiers
Of the top ten seed only 4 seeds qualified yet again
Of the 10 qualifiers there was six countries represented. A Polish, An Irish, A Belgian, A Scot, 2 Dutchies and 4 English

GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO ROADSHOW.

This was the first week that I watched, and being in Dublin the crowds were obviously more civilized than what you get in shitholes like Glasgow, Manchester etc. Humphries beat Bunting as expected, solid enough game, Price who has a winning record against Tubbs the kebab guzzler beat littler 6-4 yet aain and possibly should have won by a bigger margin. Rob Cross took on Aspinall, the Asp throws like Paul Hogan speaks, the stuttering cunt. This was a piss poor game won by Aspinall with an 85 average. At one point Rod Studd who is not only an annoying prick but a complete moron said “If you’d have told Aspinall he’d be 2 out of 10 on the doubles, he would think he hadn’t won a leg”. This is the level of inbred abortion survivors mentality that fans are subjected to. Studd to ignorant and stupid to realize what he said, The Ogre Hunchback MvG beat Dobey who started very poorly and did not look in anyway impressive. Comms told us how the last game was a quarter final, every fucking player is in a quarter finalist if there are only 8 players.I was halfway through my first night of watching the PL and I was already sick to the teeth of the comms. In the first semi Price continued his good form and disposed of another Luke,the better Luke. Aspinall beat a shit MvG and to be fair, even though Stutters should have never been selected, and was only in this event because of a walk on tune he randomly selected from a band he has no affiliation with, MvG was lucky to get the 3 legs he did as Asp could have won by more. With both Lukes and the delusional Dutch rubber lipped mongo all out before the final , comms had to over hype Aspinall and of course Price, and despite a decent start by Stutters, Price took the deserved win, and capped of a decent night of performances and a worthy winner. Do I feel compelled to tune in next week ? No, and if I do it will unlikely, but if I do the audio will be low if not completely turned off.

GERIATRIC ANNUAL CLUSTERFUCK
The over 50s event   kicked off earlier on Thursday,  saw the news on twitter before the PDC PL startd, and could not find a stream, although I did not look too hard and had darts connect on during the Premier League, and the Beaton McGarry game looked like, what mushrooms would regard as a "classic". Beaton as a leg away from losing 3-0 in sets. McGarry missed a match dart in 4 different legs, and Beaton won 3-2 in sets winning a last leg decider. Burnett was also 2 sets down and won 3-2 in a last leg decider with Painter waiting on a double. The so called favourites by the experts on twitter like Hippo Barrs of Shitlock and McEwan all went out first round, shows what they know. The second highest average in the entire first round belonged to Merv King, who averaged 95  but he lost to Coulson who had the higher average of 96. I did have a smirk on my face seeing Spineless the parasite and his 72 average getting raped 3 zip by Darryl Fatton. Seems Mason was yet another player that came from 2 sets down to take it to a fifth set and final leg, but he lost., but saw none of Friday nights session, why would I as I have a social life.  I had another smirk n my face when I saw Neil Duff had jobbed again. I do not mind 7 of the 8 players left, in fact I even like a few of them like Burnett, Coulson, Hendo and Thornton, but in the end it does not matter to me who wins as no one really gives a flying fuck about this event, run by ignorant childlike cunts an event calling itself a world championships and they have not even got a wikipedia page for it.

 

Roll on the UK open

KNOB OF THE WEEK

It is now20 years this non ranking glorified exhibition that financially rewards players who were favourites of Barry Hearn and Twat Porter has been  running, with countless reports f crowd incidents, back in 2011 Adrian Lewis was hit by a coin, back in 2010 multiple players spoke out about the behaviour  the crowd, and this week because of the crowd booing and sling this pretentious cunt and the PDC have release a statement about the crowd behaviour as if this is something new creeping in to the game. 2 decades of pissed up scumbags, fighting, hurling drink each other, singing idiotic football chants, and suddenly now its an issue 20 fucking years later.

I did not watch this weeks PL, why would I , maybe finals night might be worth a watch if I have nothing else planned, I have already seen others on social media and forums claim they are already bored with it. If you enjoy it, that is great, but it does not alter the fact this crowd issue has been an issue for many many years. Obviously with viewing figures seemingly at an all time high, partly due to the popularity of a ever increasing obese Littler, who looks like he could soon reach the levels of Andy Fordham, and after securing a new tv rights deal with Sky TV, the PDC must be seem to be acting accordingly over the crowd actions. Am I the only one who laughs as Littler takes on the equally fat MG and comms tell us how this game is a sport ?

Darts is a game, a great game , and one where successful players can make very good money these days, but I am getting sick of comms trying to brainwash people in to actually believing this game is a sport. Here is a game where numerous people drank themselves to death. Jocky, Alan Evans, Andy Fordham, a game where Phil Taylor was winning World championships in his 50s, where a heavy drinking Simon Whitlock on fucking crutches with a broke ankle not only played in the World Championships, he lost out in a last set decider of reaching the world final. Countless players look like they are 9 months pregnant from bad diets and heavy drinking, and how players interviews had payers slurring their words. Add in those suspended for drug use over the years. Sport is played by athletes, can you honestly look at those obese players, or those over 40 and say these people are athletes or sportsmen, its an insult to real sportsmen.

On the topic of Twat Porter, in an interview this week spoke about not selecting Mike de Decker for the Premier League stating that "Mike De Decker has won one tournament, but you have to do more than that".

If that is the criteria, then by that logic Luke Littler should not have been in the 2024 Premier League as he at that point of selection had never won a single ranking tv title in the PDC . Littler had done less than De Decker when he was chosen.. Personally I could not give 2 shiny shits who gets picked as I do not care about the PL .The fact Littler went on to win the non ranking event does not alter the contradictory statement by Twat Porter.

 THE PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

Players Championships #1 started Monday, and was won by Rob Cross who played superb at times. However against Wattimena in the quarters, he blew a large lead, and it went to a final leg and he started with a score in the 20s, and looked to have blown it, bit a maximum before returning to claim the win showed the resilience he had throughout the day. All 4 semi finalists played superb, with Cullen beating both Luke Humphries and Luke littler on his way to the final. MvG gave the events a skip. The #1 seed Chizzy went out first round, and Price, Dobey were gone by the 2nd round.

On the opposite side, Ryan Searle was defending the "title" from 2 years ago and not only did he lose without defending a solitary penny of it, he was the first player beaten that day, all be it with a 108 average. Other first round losers were Gando, Krusty, Aspinall, and Bellyboy. I thought when that waddling fat cunt won the Worlds years ago the "floodgates would open.....That is what we were told.

Players championships #2 started off seeing Bellyboy go out first round again, I have no doubt some excuse will be offered up, there is always one. Beau Greaves got her first win in a PC, when she beat the tubby cunt Josh Rock, the same Josh that recently said in an interview he and Luke Littler would dominate the game. What a delusional fuckwit. Rob Cross the previous days winner went out first round to Mickey Mansell, clearly the snail pace does not suit Rob. Humphries skipped the event which I believe was his birthday. In the second round Wade was averaging 74,and this was in the sixth leg against Burness, and was only 3-2 down, he needs to practice or retire, sad to see him hang around like a bad fart. Its a good thing for him his seeding gets him in the euro tour as he would not qualify via winning games in a qualifier. Bi-polar lazy prick lost with a 78 average after missing countless doubles. If this was modus I would say it was fixed. Bradley Brooks had the darts to beat Littler 6-4 but it was not to be. Brooks on throw was not even on a finish after 15 darts, Littler broke and held. Barney was mauled 6 zip by Nick Kenny, must have been his lucky watch. Gando went out to Jock jobber Beveridge.The bigger names dropped like flies in the last 32, Krusty, Cullen, Stutters, Rydz, Clayton, De Decker, and Dirk.
I was delighted to see Littler beat Nijman, I always enjoy seeing that match fixing cunt lose. Bunting went out, as did Cabbage Heta and Ratajski. Ross Smith needing 122 to beat Noppert bust his score, at the same time Chizzy missed 122 to beat Nick Kenny, but Chizzy and smudger made the last 8 and the only jobber left was the tea towel wearing gimp Hempel. Price took out Littler, adn then Searle to reach the final against Dobey who beat Hempel and Smudger.   Dobey led 6-3 and was comptely out scoring Price but missed doubles cot him as Price won 4 legs on the trot and held to win a last leg decider.


EURO TOUR QUALIFIERS

The Euro Tour qualifiers took place on Wednesday and it highlighted how fucked up the selection process is, for example Wade who I referred to earlier is playing dog shit and automatically qualified, yet players performing better in general had to go in to the qualifiers, and in qualfier #1.  Rydz went out early as the #9 seed. Williams the #6 also went early as did the #2 seed Cullen, all out in the last 80. Ratajski and Lukeman the #4 & #8 seeds went in the last 40.

Of the 10 seeds, only 1 qualified in Joyce the #3
Of the 10 qualifiers there was only 3 countries represented. 7 English, 2 Canadians, and a French player.
6 players lost with an average over 100, the highest losing average 109.16 by Lukas Wenig, his opponent Hurrell averaged 110.57

In qualifier #2,Joyce was not an entrant and four of the 10 seeds went out in the last 80, Dolan, Madars, Mansell & Williams. In the last 40, Ratajski and Clemens exited.
Of the 10 seeds, only 4 qualified in Rydz, Cullen, Lukeman and Doets.
Of the 10 qualifiers there was only countries represented. 6 English, 2 Germans, a Scot, and a Dutch player.
3 players lost with an average over 100, the highest losing average 103.01 by Owen Bates.

It seems not only is the elite of the game with both Lukes being English, the vast majority of those in the qualifiers getting through are English, despite the hope of the PDC to globalize the game,

 

THE DELUSIONAL ADC 

These fuckwits posed a tweet last w announcing...wait for it... 

Something BIG is coming...  A global event on a scale unlike anything in Amateur Darts history  This isn’t just another tournament. This is a revolution.

 

Turns out they increased the field in their mickey mouse Global championships that hardly anyone gives a flying fuck about, which will be shown on a channel most of the world cannot get.,,the same channel that modus is on and they are now trying to get back live on youtube and get out of their deal with pluto after their numbers completely dropped.  

Calling this announcement "a scale unlike anything" or a "revolution" is hilarious and only shows why people laugh at these cretins

 Lastly in keeping with Netflix and their rewriting of history, making every cunt a woman or black or gay

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