KNOB OF THE WEEK

For years I have read and heard inbred stupid cunts rant on and on as if the post split BDO/WDF was a true wold championship, they thought if they repeated it over and over that people would believe it, some people did, but those people were already stupid cunts. Tonight the current WDF "world champion" could not even qualify for Champions night in the Modus Match fixing series. Then Neil duff , despite countless invites could not even qualify for the event, neither could Scott Mitchell they guy who could not keep a tourcard, the parasitic liar and spineless cunt Adams who lacked the testicular fortitude to even try q-school. I am serious Modus even though he has more than its fair share of pub players is a better standard than the WDF or the BDO
So for all those people who need an education on world champions here is the full list of every world champion.

EURO TOUR - GERMANY
SATURDAY
This started grim. Joyce beat a jobber with an 87 average, Mansell beat Edhouse, another winning average of 87, Madars Razma beat a jobber, and 87 winning average again. Crabtree won with an 89 average, and Zonneveld beat Gurney, it was like watching Modus match fixing series. Speaking of Match fixing, the human pipe cleaner and match fixing prick Nijman lost to Williams which I enjoyed with a 94 average. Tintin the Belgian Orphan raped some home nation qualifier 6 zip with a 105 average.The scruffy mess that is Menzies and his 92 average was enough to beat a choking Doets.
Pikachu averaging 107 dumped out Paxton, Van Veen beat Eidams with a 102 average. If Mansell and Edhouse was slow, it had nothing on Mensur and Ratajski and of course it went all 11 legs. I like both, but by fuck it felt like it went ages.The Polak took the win with a 129 checkout. Then I had to endure the miserable cunt Barney beat some tuetonic jobber as comms rimmed his pathetic hole. Fattimena dumped out another German jobber and well in to a Saturday night we got Andy Boulton but Dirk beat him to make it 3 dutchies winning on the trot.Schindler was too strong for Super Mario who left a double for a 10 darter and did not even get a shot.De Decker beat Engstrom to finish off the day.

SUNDAY
Madars made light work of Noppert, Ryan Joyce wih no darts shirt was solid as he raped Cabbage Heta 6 nil,   I enjoyed Gilding and Van Veen, with Gian getting revenge from their meeting 6 days previous. In the battle of the scruffy cunts Searle averaging a mere 90 was enough to batter the mess that is Menzies. I am sure my tv shook when the ever increasing obese Josh Cock came on to beat a egomaniac who thinks he is Rupert the Bear. Rob Cross who upsets some retarded cunts on forums cos he drinks too much water, missed darts for 6-2 against Pikachu but won it 6-4.Last up was Bellyboy and Ratajski and when it started with a 24 darter, and Bellyboy went 2-0 up averaging 71,  I had enough and took the dogs for a walk and saw the Polak won and Cullen dumped out Mansell.

When I joined the evening session, Wade looking red as beetroot and seemed drunk was 3-0 down, which quickly became 4-0 and should have been 5-0. Zonnebeld played well, but Wade was dog shit as was his mentality. Why bother travel to Germany to get pissed and play like that. BDO mentality. Price started well against Barney and head shaker did not recover, would not miss him. Chizzy was solid dumping out Dirk, he scored brilliantly so had plenty of shots at a double. MvG was next, here was a fat cunt who lost more games than he won for the entire year so far, yet the brain damaged Kim called him the best player in the world. Despite averaging 90, Kim made it 4-4, then took out a sweet 97 with 19, double 19, tops to break. Kim missed a match dart on 130 for the math, then missed another 2, Hunchback broke and held for the win after Kim collapsed. The kebab guzzler blew away Crabtree as expected, then we got Krusty and De Decker, and the Belgian never recovered after a slow start, was a decent standard as Wright beat De Decker  for the first time in 4 attempts. Schindler and Clayton was a poor standard, but the German's finishing at the right times saw him romp home 6-1. Last up was Fattimena who started on fire and went 3-0 up but his game dipped and Smudger went to take the next 5 legs and missed a match dart.Wattimena missed the bull or a 137 and level game and Smudger wrapped it up.

Price played well but Rock was better averaging 111, and out went Price, and out went Cross to Ratajski who improved upon the previous day. Joyce averaged almost a ton dumping out Zonneveld and MvG battered Searle including hitting a 9 darter.Smudger averaged almost 103 in dumping out Chizzy.Schindler and Van Veen was a great game but Van Veen broke in leg 9 and held in leg 10 for 6-4. Wright beat Razma in a tight good game, Wrights 9th consecutive win over him, and Littler dismissed Cullen 6-3 in the final game of the session.

Evening session saw Ratajski and Rock go to a last leg, and the polak with 70 for the win against the  throw, blew it and rock took the win.Next up was Joyce who seemed to have gotten fatter from the earlier session, be it Rock, MvG, littler, or kids in Modus like Jarred Cole the obesity in darts is off the scale lately.I said fuck it, and that was me done and went out for a gallon.I only saw the highlights when I got back, saw MvG beat Joyce after Joyce led 4-2. Van veen averaging 104 was 4-0 up on Smudger and there was no way back as he left him too much to do. I saw the end of Littler and Wright in the pub on my phone and was a good game, which Littler won in a last leg decider, so expected a Littler MvG final, and when MvG trounced Rock with a 104 average it looked a certainty. Van Veen took on Littler,who was 3-0 up averaging 118 to Littler's 84. The fat kid got his morbidly obese arse in gear and took the next 4 legs but Van Veen took the next 4 and the win and averaged 111 and comms sounded depressed they did not get the final they wanted. Speaking of Littler, after his defeat he took to social media to moan abut not wanting to play the event,what a terrible attitude he has. Van Veen stayed with MvG for the first 10 legs for 5-5, but trailed off and Hunchback sealed the win. A great run by Van Veen and only emphasized my point last week how he should have been given a spot in one of the 3 upcoming World Series events.

After the event  Smudger complained about hassle at the airport....and look how this clickbait shithole of a site reported it

 

RANKINGS
Cross overtook Clayton to move to world #5, Chizzy overtook Dobey to move to #9, Van Veen moved to #23 moving above Cullen. Joyce moved only 750 quid away from a match play spot, those events he missed in Germany the week prior might be costly for him. Bellyboy is 4k away from the qualifying spots, and Babs will miss the Matchplay after announcing he is taking a break from the game. Littler is 600k of the #1 spot but Humphries is defending an awful lot and Littler should be #1 before the year is out. Humphries is defending 120k in the Grand Prix, 150k in the Grand Slam, 120k in the Players champ finals, which is a total of 390k and then defends 500k in the worlds

EURO TOUR - AUSTRIA
Here I was looking forward to a weekend of top darts and Thursday I find out who skipped this event. Humphries, Littler, MvG, Price, Cross, Wade, Dimitri, Ando, Bellyboy and Menzies. Maybe the PL players don't need the money or resting up for the glorified exbo, Babs has mental issues, but there is no excuse for the lazy cunts of Wade,Ando and Menzies.Wade is safe for Matchplay and Grand Prix but needs to earn euro tour money since this year he has been atrocious in the euro tour and this was a great chance for him to get a good run.

That said there is still a lot of talent involved but it loses a lot of value.Session started poorly with Matt Campbell winning a poor game after Geeraets missed 4 match darts, followed by Ratajski beating Mansell. Ian White took out tops in a last leg decider with Madars also waiting on tops after coming from 5-2 to 5-5, both over 96 average. Gilding and Landman was a great watch, Gilding missing 3 match darts. Those old enough might remember a tv show called Selwyn Froggitt, and the character played by Bill Maynard not only looked like Gilding, but use to always stick up the thumb as he did in this screenshot after playing darts. 

 Tricole won only his second ever game on the euro tour beating Godl. Joyce  beat Harju of Finland and his was lucky in a few legs, and Pikachu beat Tom Bissell 6-3, and last up was Matthew Dennent beating Lady-boy Rodriguez 6-2 in a dour match.
Evening session started with the all German clash where Springer beat Wenig 6-1, 96 average for Springer. Dirk averaged 106 beating a "hunky slav"...google it. Sadly too many poor visits from Magpie cost him against the match fixing cunt Nijman. Evil Charlie missed a dart for 4-0 against Barney and Barney took out 148, even Dan Dawson said if Barney shook his head anymore it might come off, which shows the sense of entitlement of this miserable Dutch cunt. Karel ran out a deserved winner 6-2, and Karel's 4th consecutive win over the moody prick. Head shaker scurried of the oche sour looking cos his 83 average was not good enough. Good riddance. I was surprised to see Mensur go 5-0 up on Edhouse considering his performances in the qualifier the day previous. Mensur threw for the match but Edhouse broke, held and broke again and was throwing for 5-4, but Mensur was on a finish after 9 and broke for the win, and Edhouse was not pleased with the whistling cunts in the crowd whilst Mensur cried like a faggot. Doets averaging 95 saw off Berry van Peer as expected, and Fattimena averaging 92 was too good for Zoran.Anyone that hung around for the final game of Rafferty and Woodlouse probably regret staying as it went all 11 legs with Woodlouse winning with an 86 average.

 

Roll on the rest of the weekend

 KNOB OF THE WEEK

 After 11 weeks of the same repetitive shit looking at the same 8 players over and over in a glorified non ranking roadshow exbo the PDC announced the line up for future world Series event and imagine my shock at the selections. Yes, I understand Littler and a few others being involed but at least mix it up a bit. Look at the PDC invites
Nordic Masters - 7 of the 8 Premier League players, with only Dobey replaced by Heta
US Darts Masters - 7 of the 8 Premier League players, with only Dobey replaced by Heta
Poland Darts Masters- 7 of the 8 of the Premier league players with Clayton replacing Humphries.


Heta is higher ranked than Dobey, and more deserving, we see enough of Dobey week in week out. On the subject of rankings, why did it need Humphries to withdraw to get Clayton in ? Clayton is the world #5, he is ranked 7 places above Price, who not only plays every week in the PL gets an invite to every series. Then there are players like Dave Chisnall and James Wade, both players ranked higher than Price who did not get a single invite, surely Price could be dropped for at least one event. They could have found at least one spot for upcoming players like Gian Van Veen, but No, jut the same players we see week in week out get the preferential treatment, Thank fuck its non ranking,like the glorified roadshow.

This week the UK Supreme court made a decision on what is a woman. Let that sink in. Could you imagine going back in time only a generation ago and telling people the courts would have to decide this, something already decided by biology since the dawn of fucking time, People would think its a joke, and when you tell them that mentally ill men could put on a bra and lippy and then try to force the government to make it law they were woman and the general populace would have to accept these defective pricks as women, people would laugh at the stupidity of this, yet it is happening.

Now that people like Noah Man Leuven are not legally women lets see if Twat Porters balls are as big as Noah's and he blocks him from the women's only events and stops a biological man from ripping money out of the women's game. Its no secret I think the whole PDC Women's Series is a complete fiasco in that a code for one gender should exist within an organisation that purports to be unisex. I have no issue who ever plays the Dev and Challenge tours as they are indeed unisex, so why does a Women's only event in a Unisex code ? Since it does exist with the flippant excuse of it being created to improve the Women's game under he PDC banner, then why in the blue fuck are Men allowed play in it. How are pointing this out wrong ? If you are one of these inbred cunts who claims he stands by these trans people, and have no problem with a man beating real women, taking from real Women's prize funds, then it is you that is a woman hating sexist cunt who is the real misogynist. I might have no interest in the Women's game, but it is their game and no mentally ill men should be allowed in it. Of course these trans people than would have you believe they are the victims, and here is a prime example of this from England darts.

ENGLAND DARTS

Tommy Thompson head of England Darts posted this.

This is a prime example of how a biological male, can abuse a black woman on social media, and then pretend they were the victim. If a white male attacked a black woman on social media there would be uproar but when a trans person does it they make out they were the victim. Now because of the sheer entitlement of a biological male, who thought he could take money from the women's game, the youth team, both male and female miss the chance to travel for an international event in Holland. The saddest part is there are cunts out there who will try defend these trans money grabbers whilst imagining they re the ones with the moral high ground when all they do is show how misogynistic they really are.

so again, lets see now if Twat Porter has the balls and kicks biological men out of the Women's series events played in the UK where they are now "officially still men"


PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #13.
There was no Littler, Humphries, Cross, Bunting Ando or Cullen, so MvG would be favorite right ?
LAST 128: Out first round were MvG, Wright, Searle, Wade, Gurney, Barney and Babs van den Bergh who conceded after one leg.
LAST 64: Those exiting were Price, Smudger,Dobey, Noppert, Rydz and Edhouse.
LAST 32: The seeds of Chizzy, Bellyboy, Menzies, Razma, Zonneveld, and Doets all went out.
LAST 16: Rock, De Decker,Dirk and Wattimena all went as did van veen as gilding took the last 2 legs with checkouts of 124 and 121 against Van Veen. Evil charlie was the only non seed left in the last 8
LAST 8:Evil Charlie fell to Heta, Clayton scraped past Schindler 6-5, Aspinall averaging 84 beat Lukeman who averaged in the low 70s, and Gilding thankfully sent the match fixing cunt Nijman out.
SEMIS: Heta averaging over 101 disposed of gilding, and Aspinall again won a poor match this time over clayton
FINAL : Heta beat Aspinall 8-6 which despites Asp's run saw him drop a spot in the rankings to Heta who picked up the title


EVENT #14
5 of the Worlds top 8 were not playing, only MvG, Clayton and Heta were involved, and dimitri gave the event a skip
LAST 128: Seeds out included Wright, Edhouse, and Zonneveld. Clayton hit the highest average of the round with 111.16.However there as half a dozen averages in the 70s.
LAST 64: The seeds beaten were Rock, Van Veen, Searle, De Decker and Gilding.There was a few more averages in the 70s and the highest of the round ws Bellyboy with a 102.74.
LAST 32: Out went the previous days winner in Heta, along with Chizzy, Smudger, Barney, Gurney, Wattimena, Woodhouse,The Match fixer, Doets and Menzies, who lost to Dirk who averaged 109.05.
LAST 16: MvG averaging in the 70s was 4-0 down to Clayton, and out he went, as did Dobey and Price who both lost averaging over 103.  Wade came from 5-2 down to beat Schindler. Gruellich was the biggest outsider to reach the last 8
LAST 8: Clayton battered Wade, Noppert won easily against Mansell, Bellyboy beat Pikachu, and Gruellich averaging 88 beat Dirk. Clayton with a 101.33 the highest average of the round.
SEMIS : Gruellich then beat Bellyboy to reach the final. Clayton averaging 103 sent noppert packing.
FINAL : Clayton averaging 109.68 was too strong for the German Gruellich. although a depleted fiels, kudos to the Kraut for a great run.
As for Clayton he had a comp average of over 103, hit 6 ton plus averages in his 7 matches.

RANKINGS
Clayton's win saw him jump above Cross to world #5. Krusty and Rock swapped places for positions 13 & 14. Babs van den Bergh was now to #20. Darren Beveridge jumped 6 places to #76, Karel Sedlacek up 4 spots to #89, and Gruellich jumped 24 spots to #96. Other non tour card holders making moves were Van Schie up 9 spots and Evetts up 7. Shows how far Bellyboy was off the Matchplay spots when even a semi final spot in the days event still leaves him 4 grand outside the Matchplay currently. Babs is fucked, he is almost 40k of qualifying. Ryan Joyce is about 6k short, but fuck him since he could not be arsed to haul his stinking carcass to Germany for these 2 players events. There are 6 Euro tours and 7 players champs before the cut off. I think Bellyboy will make it, Babs wont, and looking at the performances of Ratajski who averaged in the 70s, he looks a shell of the player he was. Aspinall who is playing fairly well , but he defends 200k at the Matchplay, and cannot see him getting close to that.

EURO TOUR
Babs as expected withdrew, after he skipped pc 14 and withdrew from event 13 after a leg or so. Humphries and Aspinall also withdrew.........roll on tomorrow morning.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK
This week it goes to every dicksplash simpleton who publicly declared that MvG was a better player or great than Phil Taylor ever was. Put aside Mvg only won 3 world titles in what  ? 17 years ? Or because in some glorified non ranking glorified exbo that is the PL he once hit a higher average even though Taylor has not only hit some of the highest averages in history, but has the highest comp averages in actual ranking competitions. This in a week where MvG lost first round in 2 players champs to players Maik Kuivenhoven and Rhys Griffin and dropped out of the top 4 in the PL. What only makes it worse is when people on actual commentary would try have you believe it. I recently saw an interview with Chris Mason who spoke on the issue and laughed at the suggestion of anyone let alone MvG being better than Taylor

I will give it a year before the same retarded cunts with recency bias will be claiming Littler is the greatest ever, people ho think whoever is new is automatically better than anyone the came before.

EURO TOUR
First up was Wade and Menzies and both averaged over a ton despite both players missing 3 match darts before Menzies took out 25 for the win. Evil Charlie dumped out Noppert and Karel missed multiple darts for 5-1 but saw it out 6-4. Smudger hit 5 maximums in a 6-2 win over Pikachu and Heta also won 6-2 over Super Mario despite only averaging 88.9. Dobey missed 14 darts at doubles as he went out to the match fixing cunt.Bunting took out 170 to trail 4-2, but Darius missed countless darts for 5-3 on Bunting, and never recovered as the rotund slob won the last 4 legs to win 6-4. Chizzy did the right things at the right time and despite averaging less that Woodlouse, Chizzy won 6-2.
Evening session started with Babs and Tricole. The French jobber averaging 75 was 3-1 up. Babs woke up and broke and Tricole missed multiple darts to hold in leg 7 and Babs broke again to lead 4-3, held for 5-3 and this was over. Barney came out flying against a poor Clayton and led 3-0 and should have been 4-0 but Clayton held. Barney went 4-1 up with Clayton averaging 79.The only shock was after Clayton lost was to see his average was 81, It seemed lower. Price took on De Decker, and started with 6 holds of throw, Decker was averaging 109, 13 points higher than Price.Gerwyn then missed double 10 for a 140 to break and De Decker held and it again went on throw, Price held 4-4, Price then broke taking out 7 after De Decker missed double 5 for a 130. Price on throw with 299 left took it out in 6 darts for the win, 180, 119.
Humphries took on Dirk and Luke after 18 darts was still not on a finish and got broken, I right away thought again Humphries is a shell of the player he was for the 18 month period a while back. Humphries picked it up as Dirk went to complete shit and Humphries ran off 6 on the spin for 6-1 win but I still believe he is not the player he was.
Veenstra was averaging 70 and 2 legs down to Gilding, was 4-0 down averaging 77. Gilding romped home 6 zip. Wright and Edhouse was another piss poor quality match, and I was getting bored. and the cunt calling the scores voice was really starting to annoy me, who sounded like a retarded european poo pusher. Speaking of the event, the sponsor was "Eltan". did this company simply make up this name as it sounds like "Health and".....sure would be some coincidence if it wasn't. Wright won a shit match that went all 11 legs.I fucked off for a bit as watching Aspinall stuttering and stopping on the oche did not appeal to me, when I got back saw Cullen averaged a pathetic 80 and was raped 6-1 and Josh Cock who had lost 7 of his 8 meetings with Van Veen, his only win coming on a dev tour rounded off the night. Gian took out 149 to hold at 2-2, took out 81 in 2 darts to hold for 4-4, with both averaging around 104. Rock leading 5-4 broke to take the win with a 107 average.


Typical day of darts....Wade and others like Darius went out averaging over a ton, yet Heta won with an 88 and Krusty won with an 89 average.

SUNDAY
If Saturday had a few results I did not like, Sunday was even worse with some results. Ssmudger had a lot of chances but could not take them and Humphries deservedly won 6-2. I am no big fan of Cabbage Heta but am a fan of anyone against a match fixing cunt. The lanky ugly cheating prick won with an 88 average. Bunting did not make the mistake Wade did against Menzies and took his chances and sent Menzies out in a decent watch. When Evil Charlie missed the bull for 5-3 on Barney and Barney broke for 4-4 and held for 5-4 it looked bleak for Karel. Barney missed match darts but Karel held and then after Barney missed another mtch dart, Karel pounced for the win, a wonderful result. Gilding seemed in control against Rock going 4-2 up and looking strong on throw. but Rock with a second 170 broke, then held for 4-4 and gildings game died, missed multiple doubles and Rock punished him. Price missed darts for 3-0 against Stutters, looked in total control even though Asp took out 148 to break, at 2-1, Price was 4-2 up and like Gilding in the previous game, his game died. Price at 5-2 up looked to be cruising, missed match darts for 6-3 as Asp broke and missed a match dart for 6-4, as Asp held to go to a last leg and with price waiting on tops Stutters took out 121 for the win. Babs got his clock cleaned by the German spacehopper Schindler 6 nil. Babs had chances to win a couple of legs, but missed 10 doubles and I wont miss Babs. Last up was Krusty against Chizzy, as Krusty took out 141 for a 2-0 lead. Then checkouts of 118 for 3-1, and 96 for 4-1 and Chizzy just gave up, much like Gilding did earlier.
Evening session saw Humphries and the human pipe cleaner and cheating prick Nijman start their game with 3 breaks of throw in the first 4 legs, Luke on throw held with a 10 darter for 4-1. Humphries missed a dart to hold for 5-2 and Nijman broke and Humphries missed tops for a 160 but did break for 5-3, and held with ease for the win. Good riddance you cunt Nijman.
 Bunting was just too strong for Evil charlie, but Karel despite the loss moved up 9 places to #93, and did his european champs hopes a huge boost.Bunting then overtook Cross and was the world #4. Josh cock acted like a total prick cos things were not going his way, when Asp missed darts for 4-1 ock missed the big number twice and was fuming as Asp went 4-1 up. Was wonderful to see this obese midget prick who thinks he will dominate the game with littler implode as Asp went 5-1 up. Asp missed a dart for 6-1 but wrapped it up 6-2.
That only left Schindler and Humphries left in the comp that I cared about, so fucked off for a gallon of beer, as the pub would be rocking after Cork beat Tipp in some GAA match. Not that I give a fuck about the GAA, but the town would be rocking.
What I saw in the highlights was a shit right who was thumped by Schindler 6-2. Wright averaged
Humphries took on Bunting who started brilliantly and led 4-1 and missed arts for 5-2 but Luke broke and held and 4-4, and 4 holds later and a final leg.Humphries left 46 after 9 and did not even get another visit and Bunting with 2 maximums took the win. Asp missed darts for a 4-0 lead on Schindler who could not get going but did break but Asp broke again and held and led 5-1, and more missed darts and Asp broke again and threw for a 7-1 win, but Schindler broke and held and broke again, but Asp broke for the win. In the final Bunting missed darts for 3-0 and Asp broke , Bunting broke for 3-1 but Asp broke back and then took out 130 to level 3-3. Bunting held twice with a break in between and led 6-3, Asp held and Bunting held to move a leg away from his first euro tour.Asp held but Bunting took the win.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #11
Skipping the event were Stephen Bunting (#1),Martin Schindler (#3),Mike De Decker (#16), Rob Cross (#19),Nathan Aspinall (#25),Michele Turetta, Jules van Dongen, Tim Wolters & Dennie Olde Kalter.
LAST 128 Total carnage as out went Littler, MvG, Price, Clayton, Van Veen, Bellyboy, Cullen, Barney and Dimitri Van den Bergh and this was now wide open.
Wade at 4-2 down hit 3x 12 darters with finishes of 121, 130, 124 and got over the line.Bradley Brooks won his game with a 114 average.
LAST 64: Out went Humphries averaging 102, Chizzy, Smudger, Rydz, Gurney and Gilding
LAST 32: Wade Noppert Searle and Dirk all went out.
LAST 16:Wright beat Dobey, Rock averaged 119.04 against Edhouse. Menzies and Ando also won making 3 jocks in the last 8
LAST 8:All three scots won their games as Ando put in a 109.93 average against Heta. Wright beat Rock, Menzies dumped out Dennat and Zonneveld made the last 4.
SEMIS: Wright beat Ando in a great game averages of 105 and 103. Menzies made it an all Scottish final as he dumped out Zonneveld.
FINAL : Menzies averaging 107 beat Wright 8-3 with Wright averaging almost 104. It was Menzies second floor title.

EVENT #12
LAST 128: The seeds that went out were MvG, Chizzy, Wade, Dobey, Zonneveld and Ratajski, along with Babs van den Bergh. Dobey and Brooks both lost with averages over 103. Highest average in the round was Smudger with 108.19. Menzies gave the event a skip.
LAST 64: Out went the seeds of Cullen, Barney, Joyce, Wattimena, Gilding and Clemens. Van Veen hit the highest average of the round with a 104.31.
LAST 32: Out went Wright, Bellyboy,Gurney, Pikachu, the match fixing cunt Nijman, Dirk, and Humphries, who averaged 105, the highest by any player in that round but lost to super Mario who averaged 10 points less.
LAST 16:Littler at 5-4 down hit back to back 180s to break but Edhouse with 3 x140s broke for the win. Also exiting were Searle, Noppert and Smudger. Ian White beat Soutar continuing his recent good run.
LAST 8:Rock averaging 108 beat Ando,Van Veen beat Edhouse, The all welsh affair saw Price averaging 112 beat Clayton, and White beat Woodhouse.
SEMIS : Price averaging 110 beat White and Rock beat Van Veen both around the 100 average.
FINAL : Rock averaged 110 and still lost 8-7 to Price averaging 101. Great standard for 15 legs.

RANKINGS
The only movers of note in the top 50 were Menzies who moved up a spot despite not playing to #36. Ian White jumped 2 to #49
The Players champs returns early next week, and so far the following players are not taking part.Stephen Bunting, Brett Claydon, Rob Cross, Joe Cullen, Luke Humphries, Ryan Joyce, Luke Littler, Adam Paxton, Tim Wolters, Jules van Dongen.
I am surprised in a few like Joyce who was chasing a matchplay spot.
Those players coming in are Darius Labanauskas, Stefan Bellmont, Ted Evetts, Carl Sneyd, Scott Campbell, Mervyn King, Dragutin Horvat, Kevin Burness, Tom Sykes and Graham Usher.

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KNOB OF THE WEEK - PDPA

What is the point of these useless shower of cunts ?
They are suppose to represent the players, all 128 of those with tour cards, seeing as all 128 are paying I believe 2% of their income to these rip off merchants. These parasitic vultures take in around quarter of a million quid ( according to the pdc prize fund)  per year on the backs of the players and for what.
For example, if a player is only suspected, not charged but only suspected of Match fixing by the DRA Nazi Party, said player is banned until the outcome, what ever happened to innocent til proven guilty ? surely the PDPA should be fighting for said player until it is resolved so said player can continue trying to eek out a living which is already hard enough.
This week Glen Durrant, the latest player on the board no doubt getting a payday proudly stated in an interview the changes in the Euro tour qualification was okay by them as they listened to the arguments and of the top 16 players. What about the opinions of the other 112 tour card holders, are their opinions less because they earn less. These cunts act like they care or are some sort of trade union with the welfare of all its members at its core, but they are not a trade union, because firstly it is not optional, each player is compelled to pay these bastards , and they cannot opt out. Secondly if they cared they would have objected to the top 16 getting preferential treatment.
Can anyone ever think of one thing they have ever done of note that has actually helped players ? Seriously, if you can please inform me on twitter. If anything they pander to the top 16, whilst ripping of the players most in need of their income and help.  
Between these cunts and the DRA Nazi Party is it any wonder so many players opt not to go to Q-school, and would rather play home nation qualifiers, Modus, the old farts tour, and even WDF shit. You have the PDPA parasites taking a percentage of every player, the DRA Nazi Party fleecing all the players if they even say a swear word or give a personal opinion on their own social media if these nazi cunts do not agree with it, all of this on top of the players all having to pay travel costs, taxes...well except Merv King who claimed he did not know...yeah right.

Take Gary Anderson, had he won the last Euro tour he most likely would have skipped the rest as he would have done enough to qualify for the european championships, and sure enough skips the next not because he has any premier league travel worries, but its simply not worth the hassle, travel, etc. If all the elite players acted like this how busy would the euro tour be for depleted fields 

On the subject of the announcement, it was about  increased prize money, as I expected, a £Im fist prize in the Worlds and increases in other events like the PL. Why would increasing the PL money put a smile on the faces of lots of people ?  That is a retarded claim to make. Likewise the only cunt smiling for the million in the worlds will be the one who wins it.  What I do find hypocritical is for years the very same people who would berate the BDO and then the WDF for being top heavy with its prize money, are the very same brainwashed cunts now defending the PDC and lack the self awareness to see their double standards.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #9
LAST 128: Amazingly Bellyboy, Babs and Chizzy all managed to win their first games, first time in a long while all 3 won a first round game at the same time, The biggest seeds or names to exit were Peter Wright, Searle, Gurney, Woodhouse, Cullen and Barney. O'Connor and Ratajski went out with both averaging over a ton.
LAST 64: Out went Cross, Dobey, Schindler, De Decker, Noppert, Joyce and Wattimena. Springer went out averaging almost 110 to Ando who also was close to 110.Ando in his first game averaged 115.66 and hit a nine darter.
LAST 32: Out went Littler and Clayton who both averaged 105, to White and Wade, also out were Ando, Aspinall, Bunting, Bellyboy and Edhouse
LAST 16: Out went Chizzy, Wade, Van Veen, Heta, Dirk, Puha, Bialecki and the match fixing cunt Nijman.
LAST 8: Price saw off Zonneveld, Menzies disposed of Smudger, Dolan dumped out Gilding, and Ian White added Josh Rock to his list of casualties that included Littler, Nijman and joyce, what a run from him.
SEMI FINALS : Price -v- Dolan. Price was lethal, averaged 114.36 and romped home 7 zip.
Menzies -v- White. It finished 7-3 to White, as Menzies was poor.
FINAL: As expected Price was too strong for White What a run by White though as he beat Borland, Joyce, Littler, Nijman, Rock and Menzies and got back in to the worlds top 50. It was his first final since Mach 2020, right before the governments biggest brainwashing hoax covid.

EVENT #10
LAST 128: The big names or seeds to exit quickly were Price, Clayton, Smudger, Aspinall, Chizzy, Joyce, Woodlouse and the match fixing cunt.
LAST 64:  Out went Cross, Wright, Cullen, Babs, Van Veen, Dirk, Gurney, and Wattimena.
LAST 32: Board finals saw some big match ups, as Ando averaging almost 112 dumped out Wade, Barney beat Heta, Scutt beat Dobey, Bunting beat Rydz, De Decker beat Edhouse and Dennant beat Noppert also through were Bellyboy, Littler, Menzies, Rock and Schindler. Dolan who was 5-0 up on Burness blew multiple match darts and went out 6-5.
LAST 16:Schindler averaging 108 dumped out Ando, Bunting beat De Decker with an almost 112 average, also through were Bellyboy, Rock, Menzies and Littler.
LAST 8: Rock sent Schindler out as Rock averaged 110, Bellyboy beat Bunting improving his matchplay chase, Menzies beat Barney and Scott Williams beat Luke Littler.
SEMI FINALS : Menzies -v- Bellyboy. A win for Bellyboy would put him in the Matchplay places and sure enough the prancing dancing amateur dramatic posturing Jock mess looked like doing his usual choke job with his shit doubling and scoring and was soon 3-0 down. He suddenly woke up and won the next 5 legs and was now averaging almost 90 as Bellyboy went to shit and Menzies missed multiple darts for 6-3 but held for 6-4, and at 6-5 Menzies was throwing for the win and wrapped t up with a 14 darter.
Williams -v-Rock. Williams too out 100 to break Rock to level 4-4 in a tighter match, and went 5-5 and Rock broke, and threw for the win which he got.
FINAL: Menzies-v- Rock. It went 2-2, 3-3 and then Rock deservedly broke and despite Menzies having chances to break back Rock held for 5-3. Rock was scoring heavier and took out 138 to break for 6-3, but Menzies with a 170 checkout broke back. Rock with a 6th maximum broke for 7-4 and threw for the match and after hitting a 7th max wrapped up the win. The only comparison with rock and Littler is both are short fat bastards, how can a person allow themselves become that fat at that age let alone any age.

RANKINGS
The win moved Rock up 3 places to #13,moving above Wright, Noppert and Ando. Bunting swapped places with Clayton and was now #5. Menzies run saw him move up 2 spots to #37. Bellyboy is now only 2k from the Matchplay in the OoM table, he defends 15k in the Matchplay, and failure to qualify would see him drop further than his position of #18.  As for Babs he is almost 33k off the Matchplay OoM for an event he also defends 15k in which would see him drop out of the worlds top 20.



EURO QUALIFIERS
EVENT #5 
By the time the last 40 concluded the seeds #1,2,3,4,5,6,8 and 9 were already out. Seeds 7 and 10 made it through and eventually qualified in both Irish lads Mansell and O'connor. Magpie playing great stuff with averages of 98 and 2 averages of 107. Ian White continued his good form in qualifying beating Rydz along the way
The qualifiers included 2 Irish, 2 Dutch 2 English a German, Czech, Canadian and Northern Ireland.
EVENT #6. White hit a 9 darter in his win over Olde Kalter which I saw on darts connect and started the next leg with a max and was 4-0 up averaging 107. The seeds of Pikachu, Dolan and Williams exited in the last 80.
In the last 40 White beat the #1 seed Babs, and the #10 seed Doets went out.
In the final round O'Connor missed multiple match darts and lost to Hopp, and seed Lukeman went out
The qualifiers included 3 Germans, 2 Dutch 2 English a Pole and Northern Ireland.
The only player to qualify for both events was Nathan Rafferty

THE MONOTONOUS NON RANKING GLORIFIED EXBO ROADSHOW

Timing sure is some strange thing isn't it ? After multiple weeks where the obese cunts of Littler and MvG extend their leads over the likes of another obese cunt in Bunting most people on forums and social media instead of praising it were fed up with it and bored by the whole PL nonsense. I got more enjoyment this week from watching the euro tour qualifiers on darts connect than any night of this non ranking groundhog day shit that is the Premier League

This week the top players like Littler for example throws shit, earns zero points, goes out and loses to a player that was adrift of the top 4. Just one of those things I guess. MvG got injured, must be all that work he does in the gym,  so that was another of the top 4 getting zero points. Just one of those things I guess. Bunting who did not win a game in the PL in over TEN FUCKING YEARS suddenly wins a game...just one of those things I guess.
Bunting then beats the world #1 who only averaged 87, again just one of those things I guess.
Bunting then wins a third game and wins the night, just one of those things I guess.
This made the whole group tighter and a little less predictable, which was very fortunate for the PDC wasn't it ? Just one of those things I guess.

Sky started off telling us where Bunting was in the table, which was apt as when I think of the obese scouse loving gluttonous fat mess I see him sitting AT a table stuffing that gullet of his. Cristiano Ronaldo is older than Bunting, let that visually sink in. Price got to the final playing just 8 legs, and winning six of them, despite only averaging 92, and gave Dobey chances to win multiple legs, but the Geordie could not take them. Price getting a bye and 2 points also upset a lot of people on forums which always makes me smirk and appreciate them being upset.

Willie O'Connor on Wednesday in a qualifier played 3 games, averaging 98, 107 and 107, and he earned a place in a euro tour. Bunting on Thursday played 3 games, averaging 103, 87 and 93 and he won a Premier League night.....ask yourself who was the better player on respective days who performed better ? Which was the better standard etc. Yet people would have you believe this dreary repetitive non ranking tiresome bullshit is a "Major". Get ta fuck.

There is another 7 weeks of this shit. I cannot wait for it to end. I prefer it died, but the PDC need this to earn coin of the pissed up scum in the crowds chucking piss and beer at each others whilst trying to sing about tables, chairs and idiotic football chants.

MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES

So bored senseless after a pathetic night of hype, and mediocre darts I turned on Modus on youtube, and Modus called their stream "World Class". The first game of the night of this hilariously entitled World class was won with an average of 78.23. The next game won with an average of 85.56, and I was done with that shit too.......

EURO TOUR

I saw little of the afternoon sessions, as with all the garden work, dogs to walk , I tried to arrange it around the games I wanted to watch. Gilding and Magpie was another decent watch  both players playing well lately. Dull as fuck Darius was decent over the scruffy window cleaner, but his interviews are embarrassing. Super Mario in his game which I did not see except for highlights put in a great finish to the match to beat Rydz from 4-1 down. I tend not to watch Rydz, that combover just distracts me constantly. It looked worse today than ever. It was almost 8 inches high , and reminded me of the hawthorn trees I pruned earlier that day. He obviously got no  friends and is mentally retarded if he thinks people wont realize he is a bald cunt. The arena was 3 quarters empty and a group of people screaming and roaring,, it was like a WDF event.  The evening session started well , I enjoyed the Fattimena and Evil charlie game, Karel looked really happy with the win, The best result was Tricole beating Bellyboy.  Yes Bellyboy is a petulant childlike prick at times. but I do not hate him, but enjoy when he loses because of the rimming the comms always give him. The most over rated player in the last decade and possibly the worst ever World champion in PDC history, and comms still hype this fucker. Still waiting for the "floodgates will open" as were told after he won the worlds, instead he has gotten worse.

Dirk and Springer was an enjoyable watch , and then gets a bye into Sunday as Cross, like MvG, was suspposedly "injured". Littler and  Ando did not even bother with an excuse to give the event a skip.

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 KNOB OF THE WEEK

Seven weeks ago Barry Hearn posted this: You Tube

 As you read this its the 29th March and still no announcement. I would mock the BDO for this type of shit and their announcement of an announcement, so only right I criticize the PDC for deploying the same retarded click bait announcement of announcement.
Luke Humphries said on TalkSport “It doesn’t matter what happens in the next six, seven, eight months, it’s all about the World Championships. We all know that the world champion is going to get a million quid.” If that turns out to be the "news that will put smiles on peoples face" then I am not impressed.
Streaming the PC championships, that made me happy as a fan, PDC Tv existing makes me happy as a fan, streaming the other boards in the UK open is good for us fans, but why would I give a flying fuck if some cunt gets a million instead of half a million. How would that , or why would that put a smile on the faces of people...as in plural ?  The only single person happy will be the fucker who wins the million if that turns out to be the news.

 
PDC EURO TOUR
LAST 32:Noppert missed a match dart against the match fixing cunt Nijman where 21 doubles were missed, 11 by Noppert and despite an 99 average out he went earning nothing.Wade above him in the rankings also scored well, but only won 2 legs against Smudger after Wade missed a dozen doubles and he also earned zero, I wonder if he no regrets not going to the 2 previous players champs in Germany. Cross beat Gilding in a good quality game after Gilding wilted near the end. Heta missed match darts for a 6-3 win over Menzies, but as the standard dropped, Menzies took it to a last leg decider with the throw and took the win. Heta blew it.Dobey and Wattimena was high quality, with Wattimena averaging 111 winning 6-4. dobey averaged over 102. Bellyboy's 94 average was enough to dispose of a piss poor Pikachu.Josh rock the delusional fuckwit who said earlier in the year how he along with littler would dominate the game lost yet again, this time to Van Veen who in my opinion is a better player with a higher ceiling. Last up in the evening session was Babs and Joyce. Babs played as good as he has all year, with some clinical bull finishes, and Joyce hit a 167 for 3-3, but Joyce broke at 5 for the win, and Babs went out with a 98 average and no money earned. Only 2 of the 8 seeds won in the session.

Luke Woodhouse missed multiple darts to break Ando for 4-0, but Ando woke up ran of 5 leg and even missed 5 match darts for a 6-3 win, and wrapped it up 6-4. Price took on Searle and finishes of 167 and 136 saw price hold for 2-1, and that was followed by 2 breaks,and after missed doubles by Searle Price held for 4-2. Price missed a match dart for 6-3, but saw it out 6-4. A quality match with 14 x140s and 9 maximums, and averages of 103 and 105. It was Price's 6th consecutive win over Searle. Chizzy took on Evans, with chizzy putting in a very efficient performance for a 6-1 win.Wright and De Decker put on another quality match and after Wright missed multiple darts to hold for 5-5, De Decker took out 88 for the win, both averaged 105.

Springer averaging just 88 was 3-0 up on MvG. with the aid of a break it was soon 3-3 and MvG missed a dart to break and Spring held and then broke to throw for the win, his second win over MvG in the week, but MvG broke and then held and into a final leg. Scores of 42, 59 and 54 cost Springer and out he went. Humpries went 4-1 up on Krcmar who was playing really well, and Boris took the next 3 for 4-4, but Humphries took out 134 for the 6-4 win, both players averaging over 101. Schindler dismantled Clayton 6-1. Clayton took the third leg, but Schindler ran off the last 4 as he had finishes of 96 and 121 and an average of almost 107. Last up was Edhouse and Stutter a poor game, Stutters went 5-2 up but Edhouse took it to a last leg, after breaking with a 170 checkout, and taking a 130 checkout next leg but threw absolute muck and Stutters went through

LAST 16: Menzies against De Decker was nothing close to what both usually average, De Decker came from 3-1 down to lead 5-4, and missed 2 match darts and Menzies held and in to a last leg decider, and Menzies missed double 9 for a 138 out, then missed another 3 match darts,then did his usual amateur dramatic posturing. De Decker then missed 3. Menzies like a fucking spastic with 18 needed went 6 double 4 , miscounted thought he won laid on the crowd like a fucking spastic until he realised what a spaz he was. De Decker with another 3 darts could not take out 14, and the ginger posing attention whore sealed the win
Joyce despite averaging only 88 took out Rob Cross 6-4, who at 5-3 down took out a 170.
Price was superb against the match fixing cunt, he had darts to win the first 4 legs but it was just 2-2, Price's scoring was superb and he averaged 110, bye bye Nijman ya cunt. Sadly MvG beat Van Veen who averaged 102, Van Veen was 3-0 down after missing multiple doubles, but then took out 120 to make it 3 on the spin for 3-3. Van Veen missed the bull for 5-5 and out he went.
Smudger took out 127 against Chizzy to break  and lead 2-1 and Chizzy missed multiple darts to break back and in a game of countless missed doubles chizzy did break for 3-3. Smudger then broke and Chizzy was always chasing as Smudger kept holding and when he took out 142 for a 5-3 it was all over for Chizzy.
Schindler took on Ando, and Schindler took out 110 to break and go 3-1 up but Ando woke up and rattled off the next 4 legs for 5-3, Schindler hit an 11 darter to hold and broke and had the throw in the decider. Ando missed 4 match darts, and Schindler missed 3 before Ando took the win.
Wattimena broke leg one against Aspinall but Asp broke back and then it was holds of throws for the next 4 legs for 3-3. Then the stupid fat dutch cunt blew a chance to break going for 2 double 16s with 64 needed, and got a second bite and blew that. He did hold for 4-4, and took out a crucial 90 to hold for 5-5 and the decider was a poor scoring leg and Asp fell over the line. Both averaged over 101. Last up was Humphries and Bellyboy, and started poorly with bellyboy going 2-0 up and held for 3-1, and broke for 4-1 after Humphries missed 16 doubles already. Humphries thanks to great scoring then broke twice and at 4-4 had the darts and went 5-4 up. Bellyboy held and in to a last leg. With Bellyboy waiting on 68, Humphries took out 78 for the win. Humphries hit 7 maximums, averaged almost 5 points higher but was lucky to get the win.


LAST 8: Menzies -v- Joyce:  After 4 legs Joyce was averaging 28 points higher (82 & 110) but it was 2-2. Menzies average dropped below 80, and Joyce was soon 4-2 up. Joyce missed a dart for 5-2. When joyce took out 105 for 5-3 he was averaging 21 points higher.Menzies throwing to save the match hit a score of 3, and Joyce wrapped it up. Menzies averaged 77 to Joyce's 99.

Price -v- MvG: Price was averaging  115 and 4-1 up and this looked over with MvG averaging 90, but Price's standard dropped and MvG upped it. Price missed a dart for 5-2, and MvG broke Price missed the bull for 5-3 and it was 4-4, When MvG broke, Price went to shit and went out 6-4 despite a 107 average. Ross Smith -v- Gary Anderson:  one leg each both players missed countless doubles ended up on double 1 and Smudger eventually broke.Between them they missed 16 darts in that leg alone. Smudger missed darts to break for 4-1, but held for 4-2 averaging 9 points more. Smudger held for 5-3 and at 5-4 was throwing for the win, but Ando hit a max and took out 81 in 2 to break and threw for the win.He was averging more now and with the aid of another max took the win, after being 5-3 down. Aspinall -v- Humphies: Luke started piss poor yet again and Aspinall was soon 3-0 up after Luke missed darts to break. " maximums saw Stutters hold for 4-1 averaging 12 points more than Humphries. Asp scoring like a lunatic broke for 5-1 and Humphries was fucked as Asp was averaging 107. Asp took out 83, with Humphries waiting on 24 for a 6-1 win.

SEMI FINALS: Joyce -v- MvG: This started slow with 2 breaks.then 2 holds with Joyce taking out 121 for 2-2. Joyce then broke, and MvG broke back 3-3. Joyce broke yet again for 4-3. Joyce missed the bull for a 167,and MvG missed multiple darts for a 6th break and it was 5-3. MvG held for 5-4. Joyce took out 110 for a 6-4 lead.MvG held again to trail 5-6 and Joyce throwing for the win and wrapped it up with an sweet 87 of Seven, Bull Double 16. Anderson -v- Aspinall : Asp took the first leg but Ando ook the next 3 and Asp was chasing and it was soon 6-3. Asp broke and then held to trail 5-6. With Ando waiting on tops for the win, Asp took out the 170 for 6-6 and the throw in the decider. Ando seemed broken with scores of 40 and 59. Asp missed tops for the win, but Ando could not take the 164 and Asp wrapped it up.

FINAL: In leg one Asp broke with a 12 darter, and Joyce broke next leg, but missed darts to hold and a third break saw Asp go ahead. Despite missing multiple darts, Asp managed to break again for 4-1, this looked over.Joyce then broke but had poor leg on throw and had to see Asp miss more darts before he held to trail 3-4. Asp was scoring huge and went 5-3 averaging 100 despite 17 missed doubles. Joyce held but seemed it was like he was only making the score respectful especially when Asp held for 6-4. When joyce failed to take out 57, Asp broke and it as good as over. Asp held and took his first "big"win since 2023.

RANKINGS

Whilst a huge win for Asp which moved him up 4 places to #8, he is defending 200k at the Matchplay and an early exit would see him drop outside the top 20. Dobey and Chizzy dropped a place each to #9 and #10. Gerwyn Price who earned less than he was defending dropped 2 places to #12. Ando and rock swapped places for the #15 spot.
Joyce was up 3 places to #26

Bellyboy and Babs were now still out of the Mathplay spots.
Boris Krcmar moved up 12 places to #107 doing better than a lost of tour card holders, Springer was up 7 spots to #94. Dirk dropped 3 spots to #29
Aspinall's win made him only the second player ever, after Luke Humphries to win a Development tour, Challenge tour, a World Series event, a Players Championship, a Euro tour and a PDC Major.

THE WEEKLY NON RANKING LUKE LITTLER RIMMING MARATHON
I obviously gave this a skip. Seems it is over a decade since Bunting won a game in the PL. Price seemed to be poor, Humphries who is still the world #1 and beat Dobey looks a shadow of the player he was over a year ago, and yes this is a meaningless shit event, but he has been slack in the important raking events.Aspinall continued his good week dumping out MvG, the same prick who still thinks people fear him. Even when littler averages in the 90s people still shit themselves like Cross did. Humphries put in a rare great performance to beat Aspinall from 4-2 down, but in the end bombed against the other Luke in the final with both averaging 93.

DEVELOPMENT TOUR
This event kicked off again with events #6 and 7 taking place Friday. Greaves won event #6, but went out last 64 in event #7 but deservedly she is not only top of the Dev tour OoM but has over twice as much as the player in second place. It seems like a case of which way will she get her tour card first, via the Dev tour or the challenge tour she might even with invites get it via the main OoM, but she wont be going back to q-school where she and many others bombed.

PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

This returns Monday and so far the only big name it seems so far to be giving this a miss is MvG

 

 

 

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KNOB OF THE WEEK
It seem lately its a battle between Bellyboy and Babs who can perform the worst, both still out of matchplay spots and jobbing consistently on the floor. Truth be told i am enjoying it, whee are the comms who told us when the fat six chinned fucker won the Worls the "floodgates would open"...all pretty silent now.

PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS #7 & #8

These being held in Germany meant a lot of top players giving these a skip, Those absent included Humphries, Littler, Price, Clayton, Bunting, Cross, Dobey, Wade and Aspinall. In fact 7 of the 8 Premier League players would give these a skip only hunchback MvG would enter, so surely he would win both these depleted fields ? The PL players might have some excuse but Clayton and Wade missing these is just sheer laziness.
Wade for example, not only recently overtook Wright, Aspinall, & Noppert in the rankings, he should be using these depleted field to extend his lead, and give him more breathing space in the rankings. Clayton is just 250 quid behind Bunting, and  just 10.25k away from being the World #4, an amount of money he could have easily made in Germany over 2 days. It seems crazy Wade and Clayton dont make hay while the sun shines in depleted fields.

EVENT #7
My interest in this was minimal, after hauling myself out of the bed, mug of tea and walking the dogs , by the time I got home it was almost over.
Last 128: Cullen and Chizzy traveled all the way to job first round and went out and yet again Babs went out first round playing shit, Noppert losr to Burton who averaged 85, whilst Barneys 104 average did not stop him going out, but laughed when I saw MvG the highest ranked player could not even win a first round match, was like it only added to everything I have said about this delusional fat fuck and too add bonus the match fixing cunt Nijman did not earn a penny either. Wonderful. And in the first game Searle hit a 9 darter.
Last 64: Bellyboy's 73 average did not cut it...imagine that, also out were Smudger, Searle, Pikachu, Schindler, Menzies, Pikachu and Lukeman, the seeds were dropping like flies.Dirk got a 9 darter, the second one of the day.
Last 32: Another 4 seeds went in Van Veen, Heta, Fattimena and woodlouse.
Lat 16: Only seed to lose was gurney who lost to Ratajski. Lipscombe and Magpie were the only 2 non seeds to win.Magpie hit the third 9 darter of the day.
Last 8: Magpie lost to Lipscombe, Ando beat Ratajski,  De Decker beat Krusty and Dirk beat Doets in an all Dutch affair.
Semis :Lipscombe fans at the UK Open were a bunch of annoying rabble cunts, but in this empty hall I had no issue with the player.Lipscombe went 4-1 averaging 107, but this was not modus and first to 4. Lipscombe's average dropped by 164 points and still fell over the line as Dirk was shit. In the other semi Ando dumped out De Decker 7-3
Final : Ando was the clear favourite, but this was a piss poor final with both averaging 84 after 4 legs. After 7 legs the averages had climbed to the 90s. Ando woke up and despite poor doubling  rang amok thanks to his scoring.
Credit to Lipscombe taking advantage of a depleted field, moving up 11 places to world #91, was always gonna be jobber heavy in the late rounds.

As happened already this year in these events, MvG after suffering a first round loss gets the hump ( excuse the pun) and gave event 8 a skip.
EVENT #8
Lasr 164: Babs went out yet again averaging in the 70s and so did Bellyboy but at least he played better. Wonderful to see the Match fixer Nijman not make a penny this week as he went out. Peter Wright went out to Bialecki averaging in the mod 80s. The bigger seeds of Cullen, Ratajski and Fattimena also went.Wenig hit a 9 darter in his loss and averaged over 103.
Last 64: The big casualties were the previous days winner Ando, along with Chizzy, Van Veen, De Decker. Joyce Dirk and Gurney,
Last 32:Seeds were sinking like stones as Rock, Heta, Smudger, Noppert, Edhouse, Clemens and Gilding exited
Last 16:Searle, Schindler and Barney were the only 3 players left that were in the worlds top #40. Jobbertastic. Out went Barney to Zonneveld.
Last 8: Searle never dropped below the 105 average but still lost a last leg decider to Dom Taylor. Schindler won a last leg decider, De Graaf beat Slevin and Geeraets beat Zonneld.
Semis: The world #64 would play #67. The world #23 would play a guy that was ranked #82 that morning.De Graaf was lethal on the doubles and Dom Taylor who averaged and scored better was out. Schindler was utter shit but Geeraets missed match darts for 7-3 and Schindler, broke and held and broke again to throw in a last leg decider as Geeraets collapsed.
Final: Schindler was World #23 took on De Graaf who at the start of play was the world #64. De Graafs jammy run and luck was soon over as Schindler averaging just 85 was 5-0 up and cruising against De Graaf averaging 74. It was grim as fuck, it was like watching Modus when you are bored.

Schindler was now up a place above Cullen in the world rankings to #22. De Graaf was up 5 places to #59

EUROPEAN TOUR
Thankfully unlike he player champs, here was only 2 players giving this a skip, Littler and Bunting, and that suited me as I prefer Joyce who replaced Bunting, and an event without the rimming of Littler would be a welcome event.
Sadly we only got to the first leg of the first match before the discussion was about Kebab Guzzler. I have often mentioned how i was no fan of the changes in the qualifying which favours the top players, burt the flip side s the opening day of the euro tour does generate better fixtures for the fans, with games like Joyce and Cullen, even if Cullen was abysmal. Performance of the day for me was Menzies over Soutar, I won't miss Barney, Sadly the match fixing cunt won. I was happy to see big Boris continue his good form in the euros. Smudger, Schindler and Searle did as expected, and credit to Spinger who is showing some good form, roll on tomorrow, proper ranking darts


THE GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO

Now to the glorified repetitive non ranking shit, again did not watch it, saw the highlight and Littlers 9 darter, credit to the lad, but th whole event is just tiresome for me, and if you enjoy it, good for you, hapy for you even, buts its boring for me, and when the play off happens it might be worth tuning in for, and even then its just like polishing a turd.

MERVYN KING
Last week it came out how Merv was a tax cheat, owing around half a million if the figures reported are correct, and because I truly despise Wessel Nijman people automatically assumed I would therefore despise Merv. I don't and here is why and the difference. Nijman was a corrupt cunt who fucked over the ordinary punter, and showed a total disregard for the game, Merv did not disrespect the game, he only fucked over the government. Yes you can believe he is a total liar in his bullshit he did not know he had to pay taxes, no one is buying that shit and if he thinks people will buy that nonsense then he is a prick , that said I have no problem with anyone fucking over the government, or the tax cunts. You go to school, study hard, to get a god job then wort hard, only for those bastards to take your money and then spend it on immigrants, house them give them preferential treatment etc.....fuck the government. We live in a society where if a billionaire owes the government millions, they take him to dinner, you or I if we owed a thousand quid they take us to court.  So fair play to Merv for catching them. Merv who suffers from every illness bar dutch elms disease and ovarian cancer wont live long enough to pay them cunts. So no, I wont condemn him, if anything I applaud him for fucking over that shower of cunts in the UK. I know some prick might think, but you are Irish, but our politicians are just as corrupt, woke and show preference to unvetted immigrant cunts over their indigenous tax paying natives.

 

And if that makes me racist, I will wear it like a badge of honour , The government is elected by the people to represent those people, not some shower of cunts who traveled across multiple nations where they easily could have sought refuge, but chose to come to countries that amazingly had dole and plenty of benefits. Fucking parasites.

 

That should  enough to get those people whose feelings I always upset to cry, whinge report the blog etc , all the while  acting morally superior and pretending they never read here., but we all know they do.

On one forum I was accused of being an alco who lives in the pub on another it was said I never leave the house. Seemingly  I am also a virgin living with my mam, as well as being a philandering cunt cheating on my wife . Good job people don't think about me.

 

enjoy the weekend folks

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

After 6 pc's Bellyboy has won a just one single game, 5 last 128 defeats and a last 64 loss.
Dimitri win just 2 games, 5 last 128 defeats and a last 32 loss. Both are still not in the Matchplay spots

 
THE BELGIAN EURO TOUR

The main results on the Saturday afternoon was Bellyboy who averaged 80 getting raped 6 zip by the cabbage Heta. Rob Cross played well but was brushed aside by Smudger averaging 112. Chizzy actually won a game with a mere 90 average, Noppert went out to Gurney, Ando out to Woodhouse and Wattimena seemed to have an issue and sulked off after losing to Bunting. Delighted to see Clayton dump out the match fixing cunt. Edhouse averaging 104 was 4-2 up on Stutters and his game fell off a cliff with each throw but  fell over the line in a last leg decider.


Wade with checkouts of 118 & 140 gave him a 2-0 lead on Barney, and led 4-1 in but his scoring and doubles were atrocious and even missed a match dart for 6-3 averaging just 86, Barney broke, but Wade won with an 88 average and the win also moved him above Aspinall in the rankings to #11. Matt Campbell who dumped out Jock Menzies took on the Peter Wright and sent him packing too. Wright only won 2 legs, one which was a 160 checkout.
Van Veen averaged over 105 and was lucky to win 2 legs as Price was superb and averaged  112.42. It was Price's 7th consecutive win over Van Veen. Babs then took on Schindler, The Wall won 6-3 and should have been more, Babs 88 average wont cut it these days, and like Bellyboy he was still not in the Matchplay qualification spots. Luke Major took on De Decker, 2 players that are not performing like they did in 2024, Humphries was averaging a mere 88 and was 4-3 up.De Decker broke for 5-4 and threw for the win, which he deserved, and the home crowd lapped it up.As for Humphries who defends a huge amount of money in 2025, each defeat means Littler is closing the gap and more likely to overtake even before the world championships. Littler then took on the scruffy window cleaner, and sure enough Searle who had chancs choked and littler breezed through. Huchback took on Boris Krcmar, Boris had chances and despite 8 missed doubles he held for 3-3. Boris then broke and held for 5-3 but missed 4 match darts for 6-3, but had the throw for 6-4 and missed 2 more match darts before finally wrapping it up. I would not miss the rubber lipped hunchback cunt,who still believes people fear him. Last up was Dobey against Dirk which went all 11 legs. Dirk scored better but both players doubling was abysmal. Dobey missed 14 darts at  double including 2 match darts, Dirk missed 19, but took the win. 5 of the 8 Premier League players were out before Sunday.


SUNDAY
De Decker beat Schindler, and Price beat Heta, both winners averaged well over a 100 average but did not see the games.Smudger and Campbell was a ok watch, the slow pace did not help. Campbell averaged a ton and lost 6-4. Bunting was th next player to average over a ton as he dumped out Gurney and strengthened his position as world #6.
Littler broke early against Woodhouse but Woodhouse broke back and at 4-4 with Woodhouse throwing for 5-4, the nerves kicked in, he chucked shit and out he went as Littler averaged over a ton. Edhouse had darts to win 10 of the 11 legs played against Chizzy and lost 6-5. Chizzy just did enough to get through.
Wade took on Krcmar and Wade played like he had a flight booked for Sunday evening as he averaged 88 after 5 legs. Somehow Wade broke for 5-4 and threw for the match and Boris blew multiple chances and Wade fell over the line in a truly awful game.Last up was Dirk who started great against Clayton breaking early and throwing for a 4-1 lead. Clayton broke back held and the breaks kept coming as Clayton broke for 5-4, and Dirk broke back and Clayton broke in a last leg decider for the win after Dirk missed 3 match darts, a great watch. A decent session but Wade and Chizzy were awful and won with averages that were far below what others went out with, they would need to up their game.
QUARTERS
I wanted Price to beat De Decker but De Decker played superb, and the crowd was lapping this up, a great watch, and Price gifted him chances and took them.
Next up was Smudger and Bunting and the crowd went to sleep, cannot blame them, a slow cunt taking on an obese fucker. After 5 legs both were averaging in the 80s, and I soon got bored and  fucked off for a cup of tea and when I got back it was no better with Bunting 5-4 up.Smudger held and broke for the win, The guy that a day earlier set the record for the highest average in this comp won with an average in the 80s against a guy that was put in the Premier League.
Then we got Kebab guzzler and Chizzy who have a combined IQ lower than the average of smudgers last game. I went for a shit, and felt that would be more pleasurable, and when I got back Chizzy was 4-3 up and had the throw, and then it was Chizzy's turn to shit himself, live on the oche and lost the next 3 legs, 2 of which he had the throw.
Last QF was Wade and Clayton. Wades 88 comp average was not going to cut it. Clayton averaging mid 80s broke in leg one, another Wade game that started atrocious, Wade broke back averaging 74. This was grim and Wade went 2-1 up averaging 73, clayton was no better. Its like neither player wanted to win and face the obese kebab guzzler. Clayton started to wake up and made it 3-3, Wade then took out 204 in 4 darts to go ahead, and 103 in the next to go 5-3 up. Clayton broke, and Wade missed 2 match darts, and clayton fucked up and Wade won 6-4 with a 90 average, his highest average for the entire weekend. Littler was going to rape him.

De Decker broke in leg 5 against Smudger and held for 4-2 and the De Decker Litter final the crowd was hoping for was looking very likely. De Decker at 4-3 missed multiple darts to hold for 5-3, and smudger made it 4-4 and had the throw.Smudger held, and with the aid of a 6th maximum broke for 6-4 and threw for the win, but missed a match dart and De Decker broke, and he then held for 6-6 and into a last leg decider a, De Decker hit a score of 26, and smudger did the same, as Smudger looked fucked and on 58 for the match De Decker took out 74 for the win.

I was thinking would Wade win a leg against Kebab guzzler. Like last week I thought no shame in losing to the World Champion and reaching a semi is a great run, but make it respectable. Wade took the first leg and the brush was saved. Littler missed double 10 to hold, Wade did not miss the double 10 and went 2-0 up. Normal business was restored as Littler broke and then held for 2-2. Wade missed tops to hold and Littler broke and that seemed the beginning of the end but Wade broke for 3-3, and Littler broke again. Wade could not live with the scoring, and Littler cruised home 7-3.

De Decker might have played well previously,would have the crowd on his side but I thought Littler would run amok in the final. I wanted De Decker to win but once Littler went 3-1 up with the Chinese looking Belgian averaging in the 80s I fucked off and joined the wife to finish off watching the new tv series the Count of Monte Cristo.


MUNTER SERIES
Yes that series of events created for one gender in a code that is supposed to be gender neutral took place at the weekend. No I did not watch it, would anyone when the Euro tour was on ? Maybe it was not streamed I didn't know nor cared.

In event #5 the Honey monster went out in the last 64, and the event won by Kirsi Viinikainen who beat Pinocchio, and Ashton reaching the semis.

Event #6 saw Pinocchio and the Honey Monster face each other in the last 16, which Beau won, and romped to the win beating Ashton in the final.

Event #7 saw Ashton go out in the last 32, Pinocchio went out last 8 to the Honey Monster who won the event against Katie Sheldon.

Event #8 Pinocchio went out last 16, Ashton lost in the last 8 to Greaves who in the final beat robin Byrne.

PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #5
Last 128: Littler was 3-0 down to Springer and came back to win 6-5 in a gme where both averaged around 105, Humphries, Clayton, Van Veen, Heta,Cullen, Bellyboy, Smudger, De Decker, Wade and MvG won easily enough. Out went Price, Cross, Noppert, Gurney, Babs, Barney, Wattimena, Joyce and Wright. Ando hit a 9 darter in his win over Joyce.
Last 64: Wade beat Greaves with a 115 average, also through were Humphries, Littler, Cullen , Ando, Smudger. Heta, and MvG. Out went Chizzy, Bellyboy, Bunting, Dobey, Rydz, Schindler, Menzies, Rock and the match fixing cunt. Littler hit a 9 dater in his win.
Last 32: Cullen beat Humphries who averaged only 88, MvG, Littler, Ando, Heta and Wade progressed, out went  Smudger, Dirk, Clayton and Searle.
Last 16: Wade averaging 105 and 5-2 up lost to Doets,There were wins for Heta, MvG, Littler, Cullen, Van Veen, De Decker, and Rob Owen beat Ando.
Last 8: Littler with an average of 122.96 beat Heta with legs of 12, 12, 11, 13, 13, 11, Van Veen averaging 108.16 beat MvG, Cullen averaging 90 beat doets, and De Decker beat Rob Owen averaging 92.
Semi Finals: Van Veen had his chances and missed the bull for a 170 and the win, but returned missed 2 more match darts and it was 6-6, Littlers third last leg decider of the day, but Van Veen took out 121 on the bull to win it. Cullen averaging 100 beat De Decker 7-5.
Final: Cullen won a close great final 8-7, coming from 7-4 down, Van Veen fucked it away, after missing 5 title darts. Cullen moved up a spot to #22 in the rankings, Van Veen remained at #25

EVENT #6
Aspinall was back after missing the previous day.
Last 128: First through was Cullen, others through were Humphries, Price, Wade, Ando,MvG, Dobey, Heta, Smudger, Stutters, Cross and Van Veen. Soutar hit a 9 darter to break Littler and with 86 for the match blew it and lost.

Out went Wright, De Decker, Chizzy, Clayton, Rock, Noppert,Menzies, Schindler, Searle, Dimitri & Bellyboy who was 4-1 up. Humphries also hit a 9 darter in his win against Boulton

Last 64:Those through Cullen, Humphries, Price, Ando, Wade, Cross, Van Veen, Smudger, Stutters, Heta, and Barney

Out went MvG, Rydz, Edhouse, the match fixing cunt and Littler averaging almost 105 losing to Dom Taylor
Last 32: Wade beat Stutters, Smudger dumped Cullen, Heta beat Barney, also through were Humphries, Price, Cross, Ando and Bunting. Dirk went out averaging almost 105
Last 16: Humphries beat Magpie who is playing well lately, Price lost to Bunting, Wade beat Joyce, Cross and Ando went out to Doets and Madars, Heta beat Bialecki, Smudger and Van Veen made up the last 8.
Last 8:First into the semis was Van Veen, after 5 legs Wade was averaging 106, but when Van Veen broke wade's game fell off a cliff and Wade was running out of the venue. Smudger beat Doets in a poor game. Humphries came from 5-3 down to beat Heta, and Madars beat Bunting 6-4
Semis: Smudger took on Humpries and Madars took on Van Veen. As expected Van Veen brushed Madas aside with ease 7-1 averaging 103. Smudger put up a bit better of a fight, taking out 160 in the 10th leg but multiple missed doubles for 6-5 cost him and lost to Humphries who averaged 107.39, and was over 110 until the last leg.
Final: It started slow and Van veen was lucky to be 2-1 up but when Van een went 5-2 up, then 6-3 it was as good as over or would Van Veen buckle with Humphries needing 2 breaks. When Humphries missed doubles to hold and Van Veen broke for 7-3 and had the throw it was over.Van Veen won with a 97 average.You could not begrudge the lad picking up his first senior title, He beat Littler and MvG the day previous and blew the final but beat the World #1 in this final. He was the highest ranked player in the PDC without a title prior. His win put his up a place to world #24 above Gurney.

THE GLORIFIED NON RANKING EXBO 

Seems last week a pint was thrown at Aspinall on the stage, prompting so called "experts" to claim that fans throwing pints at players is something that needs to be fixed.  Obviously if the fans fuck pints, piss etc at each other that seems ok cos fuckall was done about this for over a decade.

The roadshow continued this week and I did not watch it, I did not even seek out the highlights, I had enough ranking darts from the players champs, so non ranking shit does not matter

CHALLENGE TOUR 

This returned and dont know if this was streamed but saw event 6 was won by Dragutin Horvat beating that choking cunt Ted Evetts.I believe it was the first event horvat entered, and won it, then went early next event, Seems the Honey monster did not bother to travel to europr, probably playing some WDF muck instead, who knows, who cares.

Darius Labanauskaus won the second event and the win moves him second only 150 quid behind Greaves in the table

As a kid I grew up watching the iconic players of darts, and for me Bristow was the greatest player ever. I know we live in an age where every kid thinks they are an expert on darts because they google stats or averages, and interpret stats to suit whatever agenda. Eric Bristow was the biggest superstar darts ever had, this before social media existed, before people had mobile phones, he was a tv star and household name. After the Bristow era came the Phil Taylor era, which started a couple of years before the PDC came into existence in the BDO pre split and under the WDC name, and Taylor, like him or not, was the face of the PDC and the most successful player in the history of the game. Then you started getting people new to darts thinking Taylor was the first superstar because they never saw Bristow, it is a recency bias thing, that would repeat itself over and over,

Years later it was the turn of the MvG era, and sure enough even the newer viewers who had no idea of Taylor, or never witnessed his dominance, let alone Bristow's era would actually claim MvG was the greatest player ever, because they were conditioned to believe what they were told by comms, who are just as ignorant as them, and never questioned anything. Fans incapable of any independent thought were brainwashed in to believing the rubber lipped bald fat cunt with just 3 world titles was better than Taylor and Bristow who won more, and when questioned could only offer stats they got off google as some sort of argument  ignoring the boards, the thicker wires, fatter darts etc.

Now we got the era of the Lukes. The same people who cited MvG as the greatest of all time will soon switch allegiances and proclaim Littler or Humphries as the best, as soon as one of the Lukes overtakes MvG's haul of 3 World titles,which I believe at least one of the Lukes will do, if not both  proving how fickle fans are and think everything new is always better than what came before

Those old cunts like me who watched Bristow in his prime, as well as prime Taylor, prime MvG, and are still watching will understand my point, those who do not get it, will never get it
Sadly today people are more stupid than ever, easily influenced, susceptible to bullshit and no one spouts more bullshit than the commentary teams that work for the PDC.
They would have you believe darts never had any viewers before Littler came along, as if this fat kid who appears to use chip fat to paste his combover in place on his bloated head revived the game, completely ignoring the fact the game was gaining popularity year in year out for many many years, and had Littler not appeared on the scene Humphries would have been the one given the hype, When Littler is gone from a heart attack or diabetes, it will be someone else come on the scene, its what happens, so for an old cunt like me watching darts I spend most of it watching it in silence, the last decade of commentary has been a fucking nightmare.


So far this year in ranking competitions MvG has
Failed to attend PC #1 & #2
Lost to Babs van Bergh - Last 16 Winmau Masters
Lost to Michael Flynn - Last 128 PC#3...a guy without a tour card.
Failed to attend PC #4 = he got his feelings hurt the day previous
Lost to Robert Owen -  UK open- A player that was outside the top 64 in the rankings prior to the event
Lost to Boris Krcmar- ET #1 - Another player without a tour card.
Lost to Van Veen - PC#5
Lost to Ryan Miekle - PC#6


And people would have you believe he was better than Taylor.....This year alone in ranking money he has earned £19.5k That does not put him even in the top 25, Wade for example has earned 84k for the year to date, only both Luke's and Clayton earned more.

When has Phil Taylor even meandered along in the rankings like this ?
One stupid cunt on twitter told me how MvG had the higher average than Taylor...in what...a fucking non ranking exbo ? Jose De sousa once hit an average over 123 in a ranking event, does not make his one of the greats. Trophies are more important than averages. And if averages are that important, then Taylor has not only the highest ever competition average in a ranking tv event, but has the top 2, so keep your high single pl average.

When I say Wade was one of the greats I am told he is not because he never won a world Title, then if world titles are the barometer, then MvG's haul of 3 cannot compete with Bristow let alone Taylor.
If you are one of the clowns that believe the Lakeshite Cup was a "world title, then you could argue Barney was better. Which is it, Are world titles the sole criteria, or do averages mean more than actual ranking titles ?
I am not denying prime MvG was an incredible player, but prime Taylor was better, and for far longer, in 5 years time Littler's haul might be better than  MvG, and the same people who cite MvG as better than Taylor will start claiming Littler is the best. I have no problem understanding how a person might like MvG more than Taylor, or like any player, but to make retarded claims that MvG was better than Taylor cos cos some exbo averages, and just 3 world titles in what...18 years ? Get ta fuck

And lastly if Bristow Taylor and MVG were all in their prime at the same time, MvG's enormous head would explode as both Bristow and Taylor to a lesser degree would live rent free in his head. They would own him before a dart was thrown, Taylor past his prime was able to beat prime MvG.

 

Roll on the players PC Monday, as I will be off due to Paddy's Day, and off to the pub now for the long weekend