KNOB OF THE WEEK
This week it goes to every dicksplash simpleton who publicly declared that MvG was a better player or great than Phil Taylor ever was. Put aside Mvg only won 3 world titles in what ? 17 years ? Or because in some glorified non ranking glorified exbo that is the PL he once hit a higher average even though Taylor has not only hit some of the highest averages in history, but has the highest comp averages in actual ranking competitions. This in a week where MvG lost first round in 2 players champs to players Maik Kuivenhoven and Rhys Griffin and dropped out of the top 4 in the PL. What only makes it worse is when people on actual commentary would try have you believe it. I recently saw an interview with Chris Mason who spoke on the issue and laughed at the suggestion of anyone let alone MvG being better than Taylor
I will give it a year before the same retarded cunts with recency bias will be claiming Littler is the greatest ever, people ho think whoever is new is automatically better than anyone the came before.
EURO TOUR
First up was Wade and Menzies and both averaged over a ton despite both players missing 3 match darts before Menzies took out 25 for the win. Evil Charlie dumped out Noppert and Karel missed multiple darts for 5-1 but saw it out 6-4. Smudger hit 5 maximums in a 6-2 win over Pikachu and Heta also won 6-2 over Super Mario despite only averaging 88.9. Dobey missed 14 darts at doubles as he went out to the match fixing cunt.Bunting took out 170 to trail 4-2, but Darius missed countless darts for 5-3 on Bunting, and never recovered as the rotund slob won the last 4 legs to win 6-4. Chizzy did the right things at the right time and despite averaging less that Woodlouse, Chizzy won 6-2.
Evening session started with Babs and Tricole. The French jobber averaging 75 was 3-1 up. Babs woke up and broke and Tricole missed multiple darts to hold in leg 7 and Babs broke again to lead 4-3, held for 5-3 and this was over. Barney came out flying against a poor Clayton and led 3-0 and should have been 4-0 but Clayton held. Barney went 4-1 up with Clayton averaging 79.The only shock was after Clayton lost was to see his average was 81, It seemed lower. Price took on De Decker, and started with 6 holds of throw, Decker was averaging 109, 13 points higher than Price.Gerwyn then missed double 10 for a 140 to break and De Decker held and it again went on throw, Price held 4-4, Price then broke taking out 7 after De Decker missed double 5 for a 130. Price on throw with 299 left took it out in 6 darts for the win, 180, 119.
Humphries took on Dirk and Luke after 18 darts was still not on a finish and got broken, I right away thought again Humphries is a shell of the player he was for the 18 month period a while back. Humphries picked it up as Dirk went to complete shit and Humphries ran off 6 on the spin for 6-1 win but I still believe he is not the player he was.
Veenstra was averaging 70 and 2 legs down to Gilding, was 4-0 down averaging 77. Gilding romped home 6 zip. Wright and Edhouse was another piss poor quality match, and I was getting bored. and the cunt calling the scores voice was really starting to annoy me, who sounded like a retarded european poo pusher. Speaking of the event, the sponsor was "Eltan". did this company simply make up this name as it sounds like "Health and".....sure would be some coincidence if it wasn't. Wright won a shit match that went all 11 legs.I fucked off for a bit as watching Aspinall stuttering and stopping on the oche did not appeal to me, when I got back saw Cullen averaged a pathetic 80 and was raped 6-1 and Josh Cock who had lost 7 of his 8 meetings with Van Veen, his only win coming on a dev tour rounded off the night. Gian took out 149 to hold at 2-2, took out 81 in 2 darts to hold for 4-4, with both averaging around 104. Rock leading 5-4 broke to take the win with a 107 average.
Typical day of darts....Wade and others like Darius went out averaging over a ton, yet Heta won with an 88 and Krusty won with an 89 average.
SUNDAY
If Saturday had a few results I did not like, Sunday was even worse with some results. Ssmudger had a lot of chances but could not take them and Humphries deservedly won 6-2. I am no big fan of Cabbage Heta but am a fan of anyone against a match fixing cunt. The lanky ugly cheating prick won with an 88 average. Bunting did not make the mistake Wade did against Menzies and took his chances and sent Menzies out in a decent watch. When Evil Charlie missed the bull for 5-3 on Barney and Barney broke for 4-4 and held for 5-4 it looked bleak for Karel. Barney missed match darts but Karel held and then after Barney missed another mtch dart, Karel pounced for the win, a wonderful result. Gilding seemed in control against Rock going 4-2 up and looking strong on throw. but Rock with a second 170 broke, then held for 4-4 and gildings game died, missed multiple doubles and Rock punished him. Price missed darts for 3-0 against Stutters, looked in total control even though Asp took out 148 to break, at 2-1, Price was 4-2 up and like Gilding in the previous game, his game died. Price at 5-2 up looked to be cruising, missed match darts for 6-3 as Asp broke and missed a match dart for 6-4, as Asp held to go to a last leg and with price waiting on tops Stutters took out 121 for the win. Babs got his clock cleaned by the German spacehopper Schindler 6 nil. Babs had chances to win a couple of legs, but missed 10 doubles and I wont miss Babs. Last up was Krusty against Chizzy, as Krusty took out 141 for a 2-0 lead. Then checkouts of 118 for 3-1, and 96 for 4-1 and Chizzy just gave up, much like Gilding did earlier.
Evening session saw Humphries and the human pipe cleaner and cheating prick Nijman start their game with 3 breaks of throw in the first 4 legs, Luke on throw held with a 10 darter for 4-1. Humphries missed a dart to hold for 5-2 and Nijman broke and Humphries missed tops for a 160 but did break for 5-3, and held with ease for the win. Good riddance you cunt Nijman.
Bunting was just too strong for Evil charlie, but Karel despite the loss moved up 9 places to #93, and did his european champs hopes a huge boost.Bunting then overtook Cross and was the world #4. Josh cock acted like a total prick cos things were not going his way, when Asp missed darts for 4-1 ock missed the big number twice and was fuming as Asp went 4-1 up. Was wonderful to see this obese midget prick who thinks he will dominate the game with littler implode as Asp went 5-1 up. Asp missed a dart for 6-1 but wrapped it up 6-2.
That only left Schindler and Humphries left in the comp that I cared about, so fucked off for a gallon of beer, as the pub would be rocking after Cork beat Tipp in some GAA match. Not that I give a fuck about the GAA, but the town would be rocking.
What I saw in the highlights was a shit right who was thumped by Schindler 6-2. Wright averaged
Humphries took on Bunting who started brilliantly and led 4-1 and missed arts for 5-2 but Luke broke and held and 4-4, and 4 holds later and a final leg.Humphries left 46 after 9 and did not even get another visit and Bunting with 2 maximums took the win. Asp missed darts for a 4-0 lead on Schindler who could not get going but did break but Asp broke again and held and led 5-1, and more missed darts and Asp broke again and threw for a 7-1 win, but Schindler broke and held and broke again, but Asp broke for the win. In the final Bunting missed darts for 3-0 and Asp broke , Bunting broke for 3-1 but Asp broke back and then took out 130 to level 3-3. Bunting held twice with a break in between and led 6-3, Asp held and Bunting held to move a leg away from his first euro tour.Asp held but Bunting took the win.
PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS
EVENT #11
Skipping the event were Stephen Bunting (#1),Martin Schindler (#3),Mike De Decker (#16), Rob Cross (#19),Nathan Aspinall (#25),Michele Turetta, Jules van Dongen, Tim Wolters & Dennie Olde Kalter.
LAST 128 Total carnage as out went Littler, MvG, Price, Clayton, Van Veen, Bellyboy, Cullen, Barney and Dimitri Van den Bergh and this was now wide open.
Wade at 4-2 down hit 3x 12 darters with finishes of 121, 130, 124 and got over the line.Bradley Brooks won his game with a 114 average.
LAST 64: Out went Humphries averaging 102, Chizzy, Smudger, Rydz, Gurney and Gilding
LAST 32: Wade Noppert Searle and Dirk all went out.
LAST 16:Wright beat Dobey, Rock averaged 119.04 against Edhouse. Menzies and Ando also won making 3 jocks in the last 8
LAST 8:All three scots won their games as Ando put in a 109.93 average against Heta. Wright beat Rock, Menzies dumped out Dennat and Zonneveld made the last 4.
SEMIS: Wright beat Ando in a great game averages of 105 and 103. Menzies made it an all Scottish final as he dumped out Zonneveld.
FINAL : Menzies averaging 107 beat Wright 8-3 with Wright averaging almost 104. It was Menzies second floor title.
EVENT #12
LAST 128: The seeds that went out were MvG, Chizzy, Wade, Dobey, Zonneveld and Ratajski, along with Babs van den Bergh. Dobey and Brooks both lost with averages over 103. Highest average in the round was Smudger with 108.19. Menzies gave the event a skip.
LAST 64: Out went the seeds of Cullen, Barney, Joyce, Wattimena, Gilding and Clemens. Van Veen hit the highest average of the round with a 104.31.
LAST 32: Out went Wright, Bellyboy,Gurney, Pikachu, the match fixing cunt Nijman, Dirk, and Humphries, who averaged 105, the highest by any player in that round but lost to super Mario who averaged 10 points less.
LAST 16:Littler at 5-4 down hit back to back 180s to break but Edhouse with 3 x140s broke for the win. Also exiting were Searle, Noppert and Smudger. Ian White beat Soutar continuing his recent good run.
LAST 8:Rock averaging 108 beat Ando,Van Veen beat Edhouse, The all welsh affair saw Price averaging 112 beat Clayton, and White beat Woodhouse.
SEMIS : Price averaging 110 beat White and Rock beat Van Veen both around the 100 average.
FINAL : Rock averaged 110 and still lost 8-7 to Price averaging 101. Great standard for 15 legs.
RANKINGS
The only movers of note in the top 50 were Menzies who moved up a spot despite not playing to #36. Ian White jumped 2 to #49
The Players champs returns early next week, and so far the following players are not taking part.Stephen Bunting, Brett Claydon, Rob Cross, Joe Cullen, Luke Humphries, Ryan Joyce, Luke Littler, Adam Paxton, Tim Wolters, Jules van Dongen.
I am surprised in a few like Joyce who was chasing a matchplay spot.
Those players coming in are Darius Labanauskas, Stefan Bellmont, Ted Evetts, Carl Sneyd, Scott Campbell, Mervyn King, Dragutin Horvat, Kevin Burness, Tom Sykes and Graham Usher.
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