Saturday, August 24, 2024

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

In the PDC there are different levels of players, You have your top players, those like Humphries, MvG that will win what the PDC call Premier Events
Then you have the next level, those high enough in the rankings that might catch a lucky break, good draw or have the week of their career, players like Noppert, Smudger etc and always be a threat but realistically you do not see them winning another big TV event.
Then you have the third level, those that will make plenty money, like Chizzy but will never win a title, or the likes of Wade, who will earn enough and coast on without ever bothering the engraver again.

Yes, I know there is always a chance of freak draws in an event like the UK open, where some guy like Gilding has a run, but essentially the remaining 3 quarters of the tour card holders are just there to make up the numbers, get an odd freak result, players hoping for handy draws in the last 128 of players champs if only to earn a scabby grand, whilst pretending to themselves and their family and friends how they are a "professional player" or if they can fluke a few results getting to a Euro tour event, especially now that Twat Porter has made it more difficult for those lower ranked players to get in to euro tour events. The Twat made the gulf between the top and bottom even wider. This cunt only cares about the elite players in his little clique whilst alienating the lower ranked players.

For example, now that all 2024 euro tour qualifiers are done and dusted, lets compare them to last year.
In 2023 111 players entered euro tour qualifiers, of which 94 different players qualified for a minimum of one event.
In 2024 100 players entered euro tour qualifiers, of which only 59 different players qualified for a minimum of one event.

There is no doubt the PDC changes on the euro tour has made it harder for the lower ranked players and widens the gulf. The euro prizefund spread over less players, and the poorest players with even less this year.

The PDC itself came about because the then BDO was too top heavy, an old boys club, where that dead worm food cunt Olly Croft said the BDO did not owe the players a living, which the then PDC fans were all over like a rash, Twat Porter has now become the same type of cunt, increasing the divide between the elite and those in his little clique. Any wonder some players will rather forget Q-school and do the WDF tour or the Seniors shit and top it up with Modus, and still do the PDC challenge tour, rather than coughing up for Q-school only to be a whipping boy on the main tour where the PDC under Twat Porter aims to make it harder for the lower ranked players.

I can understand the more successful players, those earning the most, being in the Premier League, as those are the players the pissed up mentally stunted PL fans wants to see have a walk on before the scum goes back to fighting, throwing piss at each other and singing retarded football chants whilst dressed like a complete spastic with no interest in the actual games, whilst comms tell us the non ranking glorified roadshow is a "major" and expert Wayne Mardle tells those viewers who have not switched off the audio what it takes to be a winner, even though the moronic prick with no self awareness has ever won a thing of note in his entire miserable career.....and even then the Premier League selection is not based of the best players, but whoever tickles the taint of Twat Porter. Lets not forget the criteria the PDC has used in the past does not apply if the player that wins an event, is not a player Twat Porter wants.....see multiple players that have won a "Premier Event" before PL selection, only to be left out, but the same premier event is used as a reason to include a player if he is in the clique.


QUALIFIER FOR ANOTHER NON RANKING EXBO


Earlier today the PDC held a qualifier for the World Series after the qualifier for ET #13. The World Series qualifier is without doubt the most worthless event in the history of the PDC for any decent player. There was 88 entries, almost all jobbers hoping for a handy draw, praying 3 good results might get them a scabby pay day, as all those lower ranked jobbers fight for scraps like scavengers in the hope of earning enough to pay their hotel or petrol or whatever, in fact some jobbers fucked off early as well and could not even be bothered, despite them being in the venue, and not just jobbers either, players like Wade and Cullen would rather fuck off home than spend their time trying to qualify for an event that is non ranking.


At this point some PDC kool-aid drinking genetic defect will claim how the World Series also offers 2 places in the Grand Slam, and whilst that is true, I would suspect the likes of Wade and Cullen would rather enter the Grand Slam qualifier instead of trying to get in to a non ranking event, then reach the final of said non ranking event.

The fact players like Wade and Cullen think so little of the world Series only proves my point how non ranking events will never be a major, be it this world Series, the Premier League, the World Cup etc which the PDC try hype up calling them a "Premier Event"
The PDC call the World champs a "premier event" also, and it is quiet clear not all events are equal.
As for the World Series qualifiers, I saw the list earlier and have no interest in finding out again to write them down because I do not give 2 shiny shits about the event.

PDC PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

 
Event 18 was won by the cabbage Damon Heta, and to be fair was the deserving winner, in his 7 games he averaged over a ton 5 times, the other 2 being a 99 and 94 average. Cameron Menzies also had a good day and should have beaten Heta in the semi final, but it was Menzies win over Wade that stuck out. Wade averaging over a ton led 4-0, before Menzies hit 2 ten darters, and 2 twelve darters, and in the final last leg started the decider with 2 maximums. Remember when MvG boasted how "people fear me" ? Remember how some people actually said this hunchbacked obese wife cheating dutch mountain of shit was better than Taylor ? Well he went out to Steve Beaton.

Event 19 was won by Chris Dobey who beat Menzies in the final. However Menzies was lucky to get that far surviving at least 8 match darts I believe against Steve Lennon in the last 64, As for Dobey he hit averages of 100, 105 and 107. The bizarre thing was the only player to take him the distance and to a last leg decider was Wade, and that was when Dobey averaged his highest average. MvG, could not live with Nathan Raffery and his 84 average went out early. " People fear me"...(snigger)


Solid few days for Wade only losing to Dobey who won the event and Menzies who averaged in excess of 115 in his burst, and then Wade also qualified for ET 13, along with Rydz, Lukeman, Doets, Wattimena, Owen, Soutar, Zonneveld, Clemens and Claydon.
Brett Claydon got through after the tea towel wearing hun Hempel blew 8 match darts and was surprised Clemens got through, at 4-4 in his qualifying game he took the lead with a leg that went at least 9 visits. Super Mario out choked Clemens, that is some achievement. On the topic of Clemens, I saw the obese Marshmallow Man got married this week. He is so fat and common he got married in trainers. How come the fatter a cunt is the more likely he or she is to wear trainers, tracksuits, sports wear etc ? If these obese oxygen thieves ever did any actual sports maybe they would not be so obese.

Imagine wearing trainers at your wedding ?


MODUS MATCH FIXING SERIES

Watched some of this as I like the players Koltsov, McGeeney, but Modus also have their favourites and spent the week kissing the hole of Darryl Pilgrim cos he once had a huge average in a fluke short game. Despite being hyped to the hilt, Pilgrim failed to win group A, and then bombed in group B and in some amazing coincidence the very moment he knew he would not qualify for Saturday after bombing in group B he got an injury. What are the odds ? I wonder if you could bet on that ? His injury amazingly just happened the moment he failed to qualify.

On the plus side, Koltsov and McGeeney made Saturday night so might be worth a watch, but not a listen.
I suspect no cunt got caught cheating this week, still with the track record of the cheating bastards that are involved in this it won't be long more before someone else gets caught. You won't see the prick who does all the click bait for modus , promote the videos where the match fixing were alleged  have taking place.  I bet those videos would get higher views, but modus would rather hide the fact match fixing was far too commonplace.

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