Saturday, June 1, 2024

 

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK
 

The award goes to Twat Porter for the prick giving the useless Peter Wright yet another pay day. The pot bellied pretend Scot just came off a undeserved invite in the Premier League where he lost every single night  he played. Of the mere 2 games he won, he was comprehensively battered in each game afterwards. So why was this cunt invited to yet another World Series event ?
This year, outside of the obvious top players, plenty of lower ranked players are out performing Krusty in money earned etc. Richie Edhouse, Brendan Dolan, Ricky Evans and Luke Woodhouse all have earned more this year, and make no mistake Krusty would be even lower if he was not getting in to all the euro tours. Twat Porter picking him for another pay day shows yet again, its not about ability, or performances etc, its all about who tickles the taint of that cunt Porter.

DARTS IS NOT A SPORT
 

I am sick of people claiming a game that originated in pubs , played by overweight piss heads is a sport because those same piss heads have claimed it is. It holds no water, and allow me prove it.

Phil Taylor, the most successful player in the history of the game was winning World titles in his 50s.
Simon Whitlock in 2011 broke his ankle and did not throw a dart for months, then rocked up to the 2012 World Championships and came within one set of reaching the World final....whilst on fucking crutches

This is a game where among the PDC tour card holders there are clinically obese players under severe health risk.
A game that has saw players like Andy Fordham, Jocky Wilson ,and Alan Evans drink themselves to death because of chronic alcoholism.
Drinking is so predominant that countless players refer to alcohol, Mickey Mansell once did an interview live on tv that was barely coherent, and the PDC themselves this week had to email players about sneaking alcohol in to venues and threatening them with DRA action and fines.
Even Luke Littler the games most exciting player, and future Major winner has commentators refer to his kebab guzzling, his vaping and how he hauls his obese arse out of the cot at the crack of noon.

Darts is not a "sport". It is a game, a great game, and a well paying one if you have the ability to master it but when there are people at the top who were over 50, or were on crutches, or were drunk, get out of bed in the afternoon to vape and swallow down kebabs, or have bellies bigger than women who are 9 months pregnant its safe to say it most certainly is not a sport regardless of what bullshit is spewed out by darting oganisations.
Then you will get the mental deficient who will claim "ah but The UK government recognize it as a sport" So what, the same government also claim to recognize that a man in a bra can call himself a woman and identify as one. Some people will believe anything they are told, accept it without question and are shocked when others who are capable of independent thought and speaking for themselves have an opinion that differs.

MODUS JOBBER SERIES

Tuned in to see what the line up in Modus was this week on Monday evening after a decent show last week with their champion of champions, which was won by Andreas Harryson and I saw an all munter line up for the week and thought fuck that for a game of Indians, Why in the fuck would anyone with a job, a social life, or even a brain would subject themselves to a week of that shit astonishes me. When I saw the line up my first thought where was Anastasia Dobromyslova ? I know the 2 faced shower of cunts the racist WDF had illegally banned her from events for having the audacity to be born in a country they don't like, so has Modus now adopted the same ignorant mentality ? If so, then more people should have boycotted this clusterfuck.

We saw people cry about women's solidarity and how people supported Deta in her quest to see biological men not allowed play in women's events, where was this women's solidarity for Anastasia who was victimized against based solely on where she was born which obviously was out of her control.

If someone is discriminated against because of where they come from, how is that not racism ? 

So its ok for a man to put on a bra and tell people he is a woman and he can play in women events and anyone that complains will be called bigot, but be born a real biological women in the wrong spot on a map and its tough shit you cannot play in WDF events.

The WDF is as I have always said, the  bdo with a new lick of paint and new name, the BDO also had no problem with racism, double standards, petty vindictiveness, and lets not forget the majority of the rank and file of the WDF were the same people in the BDO,

LATEST NON RANKING INVITATIONAL EXBO

I tried watching this but  simply hard to muster up any eagerness for yet another non ranking shit event where Twat Porters favourites slug it out in meaningless matches, this time against Yank jobbers.

The commentators during the absolute shit quality match between Spellman an Krusty in a non ranking shit game where averages were in the 80s told the viewers this was a " late night classic". Not once did a single commentator speak up and outright say Krusty was in this comp undeservedly. every single one of these cunts tow the line, drink the kool-aid and think every viewer is brain dead and believe if they repeat it as a classic people will simply accept it. I was done with it after Gerwyn Price won

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