Saturday, February 17, 2024

 

KNOB OF THE WEEK

There were 3 contenders, but narrowed settled on Luke Littler.

first up was Gerwyn Price who threw a hissy fit because the rented leisure centre was not warn enough for him and he walked out mid game against Brendan Dolan and cried on social media about amateur conditions. Those who dislike Price were quick enough to point out the other 127 players did not throw a strop, and whilst true, I take the opposite view, Price did not like it and had the balls to speak his mind,walk out, and tell social media, unlike others who probably moaned and did nothing and knowing the DRA Nazi Party, they will be rubbing their hands expecting another pay day of Price. Whether you like or dislike Price no player should be fined for speaking his mind, or be possibly fined for pulling out of an event. I am sure further down the line more on this will come out.

The second candidate was another short arse who threw a hissy fit and went crying to media, in Darren Webster, he led 3-0 in a race to 4 against Ron Muelenkamp, After he choked and blew the lead he decided the fault for that lay with his opponent who he blamed for farting  on the stage, guess they don't call him Ron the Bomb for nothing. That was the excuse Webster used for his collapse, and Friday night in the return fixture, Ron claimed he has no respect for Webster any more, but after the win, Webster at least had the balls to offer a handshake and try put things behind them.

Both Price and Webster make knobs of themselves, but in their defense they did so in the heat of the moment, but  his weeks Knob of the Week winner make a complete knob of himself by showing his lack of class, breeding and having zero shame.
He did this INTERVIEW
Maybe my generation were brought up with a better mindset, any day we were not in school we were up early anyways, no sleep in allowed by my parents, and no sitting down all day either as we could not wait to get out the door, I even got a job on weekends and being fat was something to be ashamed of. Admittedly xbox was not around then, but those early consoles were hardly ever turned on unless is was pissing down.  
My issue is how he told a newspaper how he hauls his carcass out of the cot at 2pm in the day to stuff food down his gullet. Bar 20 minutes where he throws little pieces of metal at a wall just over 7 foot away, he spends the rest of his time stuffing himself with burgers, chips and kebabs whilst sat on his hole playing xbox. No wonder he is such a fat cunt, I am just waiting for the moron Twat Porter to tell us he is an "athlete" in the "sport" of darts. Secondly if you are a straight 16 year old male with a 21 year old girlfriend and you rather be on the xbox then there is something wrong with your sexual drive as a male. If you need this explained to you, then I question your heterosexuality, lets just say weight loss would not be a problem for a normal 16 year old, or is that just another thing from my generation ?
Regardless, telling the public you are fat because you are bone idle, live on junk food, never exercise is hardly the image darts needs and only proves yet again how every person who calls the game a sport is a thick cunt.

Littler was even brought up in British Parliament about how old he looks...CHECK THIS OUT


PLAYERS CHAMPIONSHIPS

By the last 16 there was no players from the worlds top 16 left in the comp, which left little competition for Luke Fatter.
He only beat one player in the top 35 of the world and that was in the final, the rest were complete jobbers, cloggers and chokers of Jim Williams, Luke Woodhouse, Michele Turetta, Cameron Menzies, James Hurrell and Alan Soutar, who Littler was lucky to beat. He met the scruffy cheating window cleaner Searle in the final, and was 4-2 up with both players averaging 110. After 12 legs Searle was 7-5 down despite averaging 115. Searle took the next 2 legs and went to a last leg decider, but Searle failed to hold and Littler wrapped up his first PDC title ....ranking title that is not some non ranking bullshit

It was a fantastic final of top quality, showing why ranking darts tops any glorified non ranking shit.Van Veen continued his good run lately and reached the semis. As for the final it was the highest combined average ever in a PDC ranking final since darts connect started at 221.35, and overall the 10th highest combined average in PDC event history.

The second day saw practice partners Gando and Searle make the final, in under one hour Gary Anderson missed double 12 for a 9 darter 3 times, once against Krusty in the semi final, and twice against Searle, the final time in the last leg of the final.
Luke Littler who on the Monday was lucky to beat a fireman before beating a window cleaner in the final, lost on Tuesday to a bus driver

The #1 seed Chizzy went out first round both days, Scumphries went out first and second round on the 2 days. On day one there was 12 new tour card holders drawn against each other meaning 6 of them would earn a minimum grand. Over the 2 days there are 34 players who earned zero over the 2 days.

EUROPEAN TOUR QUALIFIERS
With the new PDC ruling making it tougher for those lower ranked players to make the euros I sort of had less interest now its geared to protecting the top 32 players and killing any chance of even the hint of a more fair level playing field. With the new ruling,there is only 10 players that come through the qualifiers. 4 players managed to qualify for both events, all non Brits in De Decker, Wenig, Veenstra & Wattimena. Luke Littler did manage to qualify for the first euro tour.

OTHER SHIT
During the WDF Lakeshite shit I spoke how Modus was a higher standard than the WDF muck and how I enjoyed your basic modus show more than any WDF make believe world Championships, so by that logic Modus would be a far better standard than any Senile shit so I could not be bothered watching. I did not turn this on once, not even to get a glimpse of any stage, crowd, production values etc, and my only knowledge came late tonight when I saw the averages, and read the comments of others who endured that shit.

The highest winning average in the 16 games so far was ...90.80. Thank fuck I missed it. Also saw Taylor who now just embarrasses himself these days went out to some unknown German averaging in the 70s.  I saw on a forum he is supposedly done with these cunts the WSDT, no harm, although I am not sure the WSDT will be happy, as despite how shit Taylor is these days, he did carry some name value for a time until he lost it all playing these worthless events.

Do the WSDT really think people believe this is the best over 50s in the world ? Are we suppose to forget the likes of Gary Anderson, Peter Wright, Simon Whitlock, Steve Beaton, Merv King etc

  I watched Modus tonight some decent games with Boulton and Scott Taylor one of the picks of the night. Saturday's Finals Night in Modus will be superior to anything that senile shit chucks out.
Modus had a better current player called Taylor than the Senile shit has. Modus has a better player called O Shea than the senile shit has, an O Shea that won a Major, not an O Shea who will only be remembered for being a choker and his walk on song. Mason is more bearable in modus than he is in the senile shit. I might however if bored on Sunday tune in for the final session, if only for the comedic value.

I did watch the first few games of the PDC glorified invitational this week, and the only thing of note between Cross and Bellyboy was seeing Cross go 180, 144 for the win.
Quasimodo Van Gerwen was poor and Krusty blew countless chances. Scumphries and Price both were brilliant in their wins. Later when I caught up saw Cross do as Krusty did and miss chances against MvG, and once Price went out to Scumphries, I was done, bad enough having to see that vile ugly cunt MvG twice in a night, fucked if I am going to watch him a third time, let alone in some non raking shit. Had Scumphries won maybe I might have watched it if only to see MvG lose, but then I would have to witness the smug arrogance of the odious manic depressive Scumphries. A no win situation.

 

The Players Championships return Monday which I will always look forward to, plus in the evenings I will watch Modus with their new double start line up , fast forwarding through games with cunts I have zero interest in.