With it being a quiet I am awarding KotW to Krusty for yet another abysmal performance on TV. I said months ago that he was unjustly selected for the Premier League over better options like Chris Dobey for example, and these last two World Series events only strengthened my point. Next we are going to see him stink up the Premier League for the next few months.
DUTCH MASTERS
The Dutch Masters stated earlier and I obviously was not staying in on a Friday night to watch some non ranking exbo, only serving as a pay day for Twat Porters favourite players. I did see the first couple of games before I left.
Aspinall lost 6-2 without a whimper, yet we are constantly told how he is a fighter.....more lies
The old potbellied man crashing towards his 60s with a mohawk stank up the second game as his bog standard 81 average was not good enough.
Comms kept telling us how Wright is not the player he was, how he had a shit year, changes his darts too much, had a terrible world championships, so why in the blue fuck he being constantly selected.
Then they told us how Dimitri also is on the slide, so again, why was he selected.
Is this the new criteria, dress up like John Wayne Gacy, or dance like a simpleton and tickle the taint of Twat Porter to get tidy pay days ?
My main query was why was Dimitri added to this glorified manky exbo when he is not Dutch. Right away I was told via twitter that not everyone in the Bahrain event was from Bahrain, and that was obviously true, but here is my issue, Bahrain was openly referred to on its broadcast as a showcase for Asian players, hence why 2 qualifiers from Bahrain, and the most prominent Asian players currently.
There was many other Dutch players who could have filled the role that was undeservedly given to a Belgian, they could have had De Zwaan, or even new tour card winner Klaasen, they even could have picked the cheating cunt Wessel Nijman who ran amok in the challenge tour, instead we get Babs, who gets more pale, pasty and bloated every week where he now looks like a cadaver on a slab that was pulled from a river. Babs had a poor World championships, being dropping in the rankings and did noting of note in a long time. In fact if they had to choose a Belgian player, with it being just a glorified exbo they could have gone with new tour card winner and Lakeshite winner Andy Baetens, and give that choking prick Mardle some wanking material to fawn over. Lets be honest, Mardle and co love hyping ex Lakeshite players.
The bloated pale corpse looking Babs was sent packing by a decent performing Price, and my taxi was called. Turned out that after 5 games he was the only Dutch representative that failed to win.
When I got home I could not be arsed even watching the highlights, opting instead to watch the Friday night session of Modus
Most of the other news in the PDC was the announcement of the fixtures for the Premier League, I cared so little I did not even click on the link. The only PDC darts I cared for since Ally Pally has been the challenge tour, even if looking at scores on a screen like some anorak nerd. The most noticeable thing was the winners who were Welsh, Dutch, Swedish, Swiss and English, the days of English players dominating seems to be ending.
The UK Open can not come quick enough, fuck it, even the Players championships seem mouth watering in comparison to this constant non ranking exbo shit.
Off to bed now, as I have to be up at the crack of noon tomorrow
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