KNOB OF THE WEEK
Last week Vermin Price and one of the Rodriguez brothers pulled out of the Euro tour very late. In the case of Rodriguez it was a case of his daughter being operated on, but the coal scavenging whiny prick with the new teeth left it late to withdraw so he could go greyhound racing.
He left it so late the PDC could not get in replacements via home qualifiers and ultimately meant lesser matches for the viewers and the fans in attendance.
He has skipped events earlier in the year to watch Rugby. What is his excuse this weekend ? since it seems all sport in the UK has been cancelled cos some withered up old fossil and nonce breeding parasite cunt snuffed it.
I personally think Vermin Price should be fined, he knew the calendar for the year and had countless opportunities to withdrew well in advance but chose not. Again if it was some sort of family emergency it would be one thing, but to watch other coal scavenger ignorant cunts throw around an egg shape ball or watching a few dogs run around, then fuck him.
The people in Hungary and Germany who bought tickets to these events did so to see the top players, including Price, not watch cunts like Dragutin Horvat or whatever other jobber cunt who might get a bye. The fans are being robbed of the players advertised.
The Euro tour needs the fans to turn up and pay for tickets, but how long will they keep stumping up when Price,and now this weekend the kerb crawling hunchback MvG and others like Bellyboy just withdraw late in the week.
Time for the PDC to set some more rules, the players have a handy enough schedule, and can withdraw from events weeks in advance but leaving it this late should mean fines.
THE PDC & SKY AGENDA
A big shout out to Lisa Ashton who yet again this week has proven I and many others right yet again.
We have been told by those inbred spastics at Sky, the sexist cunts of the PDC and the dim witted like scruffy Dan Dawson how Pinocchio the human pickaxe is the "best female player in the world", despite Pinocchio being a multiple time q- school failure, who has not a single Women's world title to her name, and who on the world series event has been absolutely abysmal. But why let things like the truth get in the way of the PDC and their bullshit agenda and blatant outright lies.
Meanwhile Ashton, who is top of the munter series, has qualified for Ally Pally, and who had no problem getting her tourcard at the time, as well as picking up 4 world titles, was on the Modus Darts this week and won 10 of her 15 matches and qualified for their champions weekend.
She had a few averages in the 90s, and one almost near 100. When was the last time Pinocchio hit a 99 average on TV ?
The honey monster Beau Greaves is another throwing at a standard far superior to anything Pinocchio s flinging these days and as I said last week I hope Greaves takes that second ally Pally spot.
Now for all the pig ignorant stupid fuckers who failed to grasp the point I made last week about the Honey Monster's weight, I was highlighting how the PDC might have an issue with it.
When Phil Taylor was in his 50s and fat it never stopped Sky and the PDC falling all over themselves to kiss his hole, but Ashton being over 50 was ignored because she was not young and skinny, despite as I said, she had a tour card at the time, 4 world titles etc. If the PDC can treat Ashton like shit based on her age , they sure as fuck can do the same to another player in Greaves who is overweight.
It will be interesting to see if the prick Dawson rolls out his "best female in the world " line during the World Series finals when every darts fan knows its a complete fabrication. Will he continue to insult fans intelligence, or is the retarded cunt finally realizing people are wide to his bullshit.
As for Modus themselves, I have to give credit to them. The venue looks ok, not as great as some make out, but I love how they have it sorted where hungry cunts like that asshole spineless Adams who kept getting invites for paydays are a thing of the past, as under the new rules, one you fail, you cannot return until the whole 12 week cycle has ended, and rightly so.
The chav crowd on Saturday night were awful and they seemed to have no interest in the games unless it was to heckle and jeer certain players, especially when a fellow mick also from Cork turfed out the spineless Adams and won the champions night. Its like they went to the nearest bus stop after the pub closed and offered the chavs a free pint.
The red headed female host who looked like the girl from the B52s after a stroke, annoyed me, They even brought in Phil Taylor, Matthew Edgar, and that lispy cunt who looks like a down syndrome version of Barbara the twink. These cunts even have the human pipe cleaner Paul Nicholson as well.
I watched the first few days this week and as said, was delighted to see Ashton qualify and prove me right once again.
I know some people wont like me saying this about Ashton because they wont be able to pull out the sexist card when i criticize the undeserved favoritism the human pick axe gets.
Beau Greaves sister who has been craving attention for months on twitter of sad fucks, clubfooted brummie virgins, outed former anonymous suck ups, midgets, copper tops etc this week posted a tweet how people were sending her vile messages. Whilst I think those people who send that type of shit need to be put in a wood chipper, the thing is these are the type of weirdos that she was encouraging in the first place., now she is crying about the attention she set out to get in the first place. She has to take some blame herself for egging on those sad sick fuckers. She soon deleted that tweet, but saw this reply.
Q-SCHOOL
The Hippo Phil Barrs made a comment earlier in the week how one "big name" without a tour card....an oxymoron if ever there was one, was not going to Q-school in the new year, and he knows of 3 other tour card holders who will either give up theirs or not go back to q-school, as they can play less darts and earn just as much on the amateur side of the game.
He obviously failed to acknowledge that those losing their cards were not good enough to hold on to them in the first place and most likely had no other option.
However there is some logic to this, for example, Jelle Klaasen won the Dutch Open and pocketed £5k, which also automatically qualified him for the WDF Lakeshite event, which will assure him of another few grand.....providing the useless cunts manage to run it in the new year, since it is not on their calendar. Klaasen also has rocked up in modus and made a few quid, and can sill do the PDC euro tour qualifiers. He might make more money per year via this route than what he would have earned had he won a tour card.
Take another player like John Henderson for example, he could give up his card, easily win a week in the Modus and pocket £5k playing guys with less ability, do other WDF events, and in 2 years rock up on the seniors tour.
There is a lot of money to be made in the PDC if you are a decent player capable of staying in the top 32, but after that, you have to weigh up your ability, the costs, the traveling and other options, and as I mentioned, this Modus seems the most organised thing now outside of the PDC especially now that they have made an effort to get some sort of regime in place, and stop certain players from constantly getting invites.
I would sooner watch Modus than any mickey mouse MAD/ADC bullshit and their retarded wrestling style belts,if they can even manage to even get an event on without postponing it.
As for the WDF, that is basically the BDO with a paint job, the Tri Nations are a bunch of idiotic morons with delusions of grandeur, and the UKDA, ....who knows what they even do, as they are so insignificant, even the Chinese Premier League Darts gets more coverage than them.
Thank fuck for the euro tour, even as depleted as it is thanks to Vermin and others being lazy bastards, something to watch for the weekend.
