Ten years ago this week, Fatpot Adrian Lewis was the then World #2 and was the reigning World Champion and had just won the German Masters. All was going well for him. As it was also for Phil Taylor who was the world number 1 and already had achievements no one will ever match. Andy Hamilton was World #6 and the black hole of entertainment Wez Newton was World #7, the diabetic and diabolical sweaty head shaking postman was World #8, and the punctured faced snail cunt Justin Pipe was #10.
That goldfish mouthed Christian Kist was the Bob Potter Cup holder over in the BDO.That spineless begging 2 faced liar Martin Adams was jobbing in the BDO Masters to Rune David,
Over in Ireland a self righteous egotistical self proclaimed thunder cunt, mick bastard, and the most honest cunt in darts, started his first Knob of the Week.
Fast forward 10 years and Taylor is gone, Fatpot is done at the top, Andy Hamilton is whoring himself out in Modus scratching out a living to pay his ex wife, Wez Newton is out the gap and struggling to even reach Bobs run down hotel next year with the shitty WDF. The wannabe hard man and prick Justin Pipe is long gone and hopefully stays gone forever. Head shaker like Hamilton is playing shit and only doing so to pay for an ugly ex wife and are about as enjoyable as watching as Pipe and Newton.
Christian Kist went to the PDC and bombed and he is another whoring himself out in Modus, Cunt Adams , yet another one who saw their wife kick him to the kerb is like Barney and Hamilton whoring himself out for pittance.
The BDO is dead, and whilst it was inevitable it would die, Bo Selecta and her "wife" helped accelerate the process.
All are gone, or washed up, and out of the picture, or scrounging about for pittance in Modus, but yours truly is still going, despite threats, both violent and legal, and will most likely be going for another 10 because I wont be told by any cunt what I can and cant say.
Here is a fact most people might not be aware, when Pipe, Newton etc were in the top 10, Bellyboy was already 3 years in to his career as a laughing stock and object of unintentional comedy in the PDC .By the time my Knob of the Week was starting in 2012 Bellyboy was already qualifying for big TV events on a regular basis. and even had hit a 9 darter in the PDC against MvG, and won a UK Open qualifier. All in all Bellyboy has played in 92 "Premier Events", a term used by the PDC for all their TV titles from proper majors, to glorified non ranking exbo's shown on terrestrial TV.
NINETY FUCKING TWO AND NOT A SINGLE VICTORY.
People can come up with excuses how it was Taylor in his prime that beat him or an inspired Wade took advantage, or peak MvG was too strong, but the reality is the obese over rated . self entitled arrogant and petulant prick is simply not as good as people make out. Take a look at this catalogue of failure I found online.
He lost on TV to Kellet, Van de Pas, Winstanley, Webster, Alan Norris & Steve West (both twice). Even Ian White, a guy that shits himself in front of a camera has beaten Bellyboy on TV, not just once, but twice. There is something seriously wrong when Ian White is owning you on TV.
Here is the thing, most people will tell you how great a player Bellyboy is and once he crosses that line he will win loads, the fat cunt even believes it himself, but what most people seem to gloss over is, there are many many games where he lost not because he choked when he could or should have won, but was well beaten and deservedly so as he was so shit he was not even given a chance to choke, his last game he had on TV showed that. A piss poor Wade wiped the floor with him in the recent world Series finals, as Bellyboy was like a child throwing a strop.
Who would have thought back when I started this blog and Bellyboy had Rod Harrington call him "a future world champion" that a whole decade later the fat cunt has not even won a single Premier Event, not even a non ranking one.
Then Rod Harrington was a clueless cunt where basic counting was a complex thing for him to comprehend. Here was a guy who seemed to call every youth player, developmental tour player etc a future world champion. The fact there is only one world champion per year, and Rod was picking a different each week tells you things wont add up. Where are the rest of these future world champions Rod predicted ?
Arron Monk is whoring himself out in Modus, The only checkouts James Hubbard knows these days are the ones in Tesco he can see where he is stacking the shelves, Max Jobb is was and will always be an over rated jobber, and I said it from day one and was proven right. I wonder if I will ever get to mention Bellyboy winning a proper title on this blog ?
KNOB OF THE WEEK
I am really getting sick of the PDC and their supposed wokeness and political correctness. I say supposed because try as they might they are contradicting themselves in almost every thing they do. They don't give a fuck about anyone or anything as long as they create an image that they care, its all front and done for show, no rational person is buying that shit, if anything it only serves to highlight what a cunt Twat Porter is and proves what I have said in the past in true.
They spent years telling us how the PDC is Unisex, everyone gets 3 darts, no discrimination, no sexism blah blah blah. Nice sentiments, but why is there a Munter series ? Why is there a code for one gender in a code that purports to be unisex ? If anything that is giving preferential treatment to one gender, the very definition of sexism.The promotion of the human pick Axe is only to milk publicity for all its worth and when it has run its course they will move on. They don't give a shiny shit about Pinocchio or anyone, only what they can use people for. Just ask those founding members of the PDC who are not even in the Hall of Fame how the current board showed their appreciation.
This week Twat Porter was doing more virtue signalling, ass kissing and sucking up when the cunt announced there would be a Ukrainian qualifier for the World Championships. Why ?
Has the Ukraine ever produced a player of note ever ? Can anyone name one of their achievements off hand ? Twat Porter who likes to run his dicklicker about making the world championships better has only served to lesser the comp. What will any Ukrainian cunt offer to Ally Pally ?
Secondly this qualifier would be better of going to any number of countries, like Ireland for example,and before some thick cunt thinks I want Ireland because I am Irish and its some nationalistic pride nonsense, ask yourself this, who in the Ukraine could compete with Dolan, O'Connor, Lennon, Josh Rock, Gurney, O Shea, Keane Barry, Carlin, etc. I am sure there are many more countries that would not only have a better standard than Ukraine, but the players could feel safe chucking darts at a board without the fear a Russian missile landing on the venue wiping out everyone.
What about those Russian players, are they to be punished because their leader is a cunt ? Boris Koltsov for example is better than any player in the Ukraine, the lad is a current tour card holder and was forced to miss comps and I have no doubt there are many other Russian players who are a better standard. Where was Twat Porter fighting his corner ? Yeah, the little sniveling cunt made himself scarce for that.
Just wait, this cunt will have the cripples on the stage at Ally Pally next, fuck the standard, who cares if the spastics chuck rubbish, think of the attention Twat Porter would try get for the walk ons....I mean wheel ons.
EURO TOUR & OTHER SHIT
Paul Nicholson was so surprised by some Belgian jobber averaging in the high 90s after a few legs uttered a line many have used before "this is the best he has ever played". I despise this bullshit. How does that inbred cunt Nicholson know. Its this ignorant mentality that because you never saw him before this must be the best he played? For all he knows he might have done higher in some Belgian league. As it turned out the Belgian lad even averaged over 100 in a match that was on darts connect in the challenge tour, but because Nicholson never knew of him just assumed, wrongly of course, it was his best ever performance. You would think if your job is to comment on players, you would get the facts right and not make ridiculous blanket statements. It reminded me of Shaky Dave Clark who when he would see a player for the first time and play well automatically assume it was the best he played also.
I saw the Human pick Axe's latest fat boyfriend Cameron Menzies was battered 6-1 by big Boris and Menzies looked even more like a homeless slob than Dan Dawson and that takes some doing.
The Winmau Youth World Championships was announced earlier in the week and up to 14 PDC tour card holders are eligible, however the Honey Monster Beau Greaves declined her invitation. Did the PDC not offer any cake or a free buffet ? Maybe she was waiting for twat Porter to offer her a bye to the semi final for ticking other boxes.
Jim McEwen the miserable cunt who had a whinge over people laughing at the standard of the last WDF shit in bob Potters slum dive and ran his mouth and got very defensive, was quick to run his mouth again this week complaining over England Darts and posted this.
Here is the thing, if you mean it and stand by your beliefs fair enough, but the miserable jock cunt then deleted it. So either he was wrong to post it and owes an apology, or he feels he was right but lacks the testicular fortitude to leave the tweet up. Posting it and deleting it only serves to make him more like an attention whore who lacks the spinal column to stand by his initial belief. No doubt the living corpse that is Tommy Thompson will be writing a war and peace type reply.
He was not the only one moaning on twitter
And lastly,
the British Open took place last weekend, here was an event in its
heyday was a top tier event, won by the likes of Eric Bristow, Bob
Anderson. John Lowe and Jockey Wilson. Obviously after the split the
event was never going to be anything more than some county players pub
comp, won by absolute nobodies like Mick Reed, Brian Buur, Scott Marsh
and this year saw Jamie Lewis average 50 in the semi final of this
event....yes fifty....in a semi final. Oddly the very same inbred stupid mushrooms who laughed at his standard as he went into free fall in the PDC, were now making excuses for him in the British open.....go figure.
However that appalling 50 average was almost
stratospheric compared to what happened in a munters match where
two completely useless and deluded munters battled it out in what was
obviously a dreadful match. A clown named Margaret Sutton won her game
4-2 in legs.
The winning legs were in darts :70, 55, 91, 34, 37, & 22 dart legs.
In
the 3rd leg Sutton alone missed 54 darts at Double 1 before hitting it
with her first dart on the 31st visit. Her opponent who was even worse
since the dozy cow lost, spent that time stuck on 5.
Sutton won
the match with an average of 29.....TWENTY NINE. Her opponent the
useless and clearly deluded Bethany Follan averaged 26.21. These 2 need
to fuck off. Do they not have any friends or family who can be honest
with them and tell them they are shit and stop embarrassing your family ?
What sort of deranged mentality must they posses to enter comps when they are that shit. Its one thing fucking about in a pub, but to pay money to enter an event where you not only embarrass yourself, but records of your abysmal standards are recorded forever so even strangers on the internet can laugh at you.....and they deserve to be mocked
