KNOB OF THE WEEK
On any other normal week leading 5-1 and losing 6-5 would earn you the Knob of the Week award, as Ryan Joyce missed a dart at the Bull to win 6-2, had 2 match darts at double 8 and bust his score. Joyce got another match dart for 6-3 and missed , and at 5-5 missed yet another match dart, all in all he wasted 5 match darts, but that does not even come close to this weeks winner....step forward the most over rated player in the PDC. The player Alan Warriner said could win the players championships finals, the overweight , entitled prick Bellyboy, who missed TEN match darts and promptly scurried of the stage. I could not tell if he was ashamed of himself, because if he wasn't, he fucking well should be. The lump is completely Spineless, even Ian shite and Dave Dismal don't blow as many chances that this fat fuck has created and wasted.
In a months time when Ally Pally is over and the Premier League participants are announced and he is not in, I look forward to the self entitled obese sack of shit crying and whinging about his omission claiming he is better than other players that have won tv titles.
Whilst on the subject of cunts who will never win a thing, throw in the elongated string of misery Vincent van der Voort, who led 3-2 and proceeded to lose 9 legs on the spin.
Then there was the annoying Fluke Humphries, here is the English version of Daryl Gurney, who would depress anybody looking at the miserable cunt. He is like a big black cloud, always looking down, always sour, dour and miserable.He came from 8-4 to lead 9-8 and then missed a match dart. Any euphoria the manic depressive might have had was now dissipating. and despite him having throw in a last leg decider, missed another match dart, and out he went as the pit pony Clayton wrapped up the win.
Then we have Scott Mitchell, another pub player that wallowed in the post split depleted fields in the BDO, where barely average county players live in delusion convinced themselves they were top players playing in a "world championships". Mitchell got swelled head when he took home a Bob Potter tin pot and thought he could cut it in the PDC. Mushrooms, ever so quick to call this pink wearing tub of feces who use to come to the ring with an invisible dog...yes...invisible dog, a "world champion" went silent when the fat farmer lost 6-0 averaging 75. Remember these are the same mushrooms who claim anyone can hit a 100 average on these toy boards", so how come Mitchell was so shit ? If the PDC players hit 100 averages it is called "toy boards, if they average in the 80s its cos they are shit, but when a bdo player hits a manky average, they have no comeback.
Then there is hunchback MVG who I just love seeing going out of comps early, so much for his "everyone fears me" and his "I am back". On the topic of fat baldy cunts, especially those in the crowd, there is nothing sadder than some old fat baldy ugly cunt who thinks wearing an MVG shirt makes him a lookalike. All it does is let the sane people at home know that you are not just another fat bald ugly cunt, but you are a fucking spastic as well. Any grown man who wears dart players shirts, football jerseys etc is a manchild.
Take a look at this girl who got this tattoo of the wife cheater. I bet even MVG must be thinking what a spaz.
I see Krustys wife took to social media to post this
I don't condone fans abusing players family, but what bothers me is the fact she thinks it is a shame her husband got booed. Had she ever thought in the past how it was "such a shame" all her husband opponents were booed when Krusty was the crowd favorite ? Reminded me of Phil Taylor who would utter things like "the crowd pay their money" when he defended the crowd for booing his opponents when he was a fan favorite, but when he got the boos, there was none of this "crowd pay their money".
Why exactly is it a shame Krusty was booed ? I don't recall her opening her fat mouth when Price was booed against her husband. Krusty was booed because of an incident with Fatpot. for the record I think Krusty was right, however that does not mean he should get preferential treatment from the crowd, the fans can boo and cheer who they like. It cannot be ok for one player to be booed but cry when others are given the same treatment.
As for Fatpot, he really has become some whiny fucker in the last few years. Crying because a man stood on a floorboard and it made a creaking noise, how terrible for him. The sheer torture it must have been, for him up there throwing darts at a board playing for 100k, trying to garner sympathy of people with real fucking jobs, busting our holes for less, because a guy stood on a creaky floorboard. Get over yourself, you are suppose to be a professional, if coughing, creaking floorboards, fist pumping etc are stopping you from being able to throw darts then the issue is with you not your opponent. Good job he did not grow up chucking darts in my local , he would be more mentally deranged than Fluke Humphries and James Wade on PCP.
He took to twitter and posted this, which should have the DRA Nazi Party happy, as their xmas drinking fund is getting a boost.
Fatpot then tried to play the sympathy card and got owned right away.
I use to like Lewis, but Keith Deller was partly responsible for fucking him up, whoring him out for exbos on the P&O ferries, his game was fucked after that. Now he has become a whiny cunt like Ando who gets upset over every little thing on the oche. I believe they are all excuses to mask the fact their game is not what it was.
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Continuing the horrific posters emanating from the amateur side of the game
Lets be very clear here....there is nothing important when it comes to Lakeshite, the WDF etc.
This clusterfuck serves absolutely zero purpose other than to provide early new year live unitentional comedy.
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