KNOB OF THE WEEK
I was absolutely spoiled for choice this week.....so lets get straight to it.
Firstly Matt Porter, the type of pc loving liberal cunt that sums up this modern generation of ass kissing pretentious cunts. The sort of dickhead that tries to give off this image of the PDC being about equality, and a spaz who lacks the balls as new chairman of the PDC do do anything about the most ridiculous qualifying process for the Grand Slam. As I pointed out previously, the PDC dont give 2 fucks about the Munter's game, its the facade that they do, that is more important to them. They created a munter series for the sole reason of using that to usher in Sheerluck knowing full well she would get through the meaningless munter series. Secondly, he has taken over from Uncle Barry and kept the same stupid qualification plan for a qualifier.
For example, Boris Krcmar rocked up to the qualifier today, played just 3 games in a depleted field to reach a last 8 and he gets a Grand Slam spot.
Fall In Sheerluck, pastes the snot out of useless deluded munters like Mem martin and her averages in the 30s, and she gets a spot in the slam.
Yet Ryan Searle, wins a full comp, no last 8 bullshit, he wins it outright, in a field of 128, where the elite players in the world take part beat them all and had to win SEVEN games but he is not worthy of a Slam spot. Yes I know this was always the stupid criteria, one which earned Barry Hearn the award every year, and for also inviting the bdo begging scum, but Matt Porter as boss had the opportunity to make sure the best players were in the slam and he failed. Maybe Searle should have identified as a Munter, he has the hair and stubble like the other munters, and entered and won the munter Series,, since those useless cunts get preferential treatment. Is the idea of the Grand Slam not to showcase the best players ? Just you wait til Sky TV tell us the slam is full of "the best in the world" whilst comp winners and top 16 players will be sitting on their arse at home.
Second is the dancing metrosexual spastic, and the cunt that will forever be remembered by me as the gimp that shat himself on tv against a munter. He was only a few grand away from overtaking Wade for the number 4 spot in the rankings, a spot that would ensure Premier League qualification in the new year. Wade himself lost in the opening round of Super Series 8 for the first 2 days, how did Dimitri take advantage ? He didn't, he lost all 3 days on the trot in the opening round. He even averaged 72 in one game.
Third on the list is Simple Dave Dismal,today I was viewing dartconnect and keeping an eye on his game where he had 3 darts at double 14 for a place in the Slam. I thought, what are the odds he will fuck it up ? sure enough, he did, but Schindler allowed Chizzy another 3 darts at a double for a slam spot and he choked yet again. The guy is up there with Bellyboy and Ian shite as the greatest consistent choker I have ever witnessed. It is a shame I like the guy, but he is a fucking disaster.
Fourth on the list of shame, is that miserable cunt Daryl Gurney, he would depress anyone looking at his miserable head and motions. He scraped through one game with an 80 average, and when he led 4-0 against Ryan Joyce in a place for a slam spot I thought that was it, but the fucker blew the 4-0 lead and lost 5-4 and out of the slam he went. That pleased me no end, I wont have to look at his miserable carcass next weekend.
Fifth person for a mention is Nathan Aspinall, and whilst he went out of the qualifier with a 100 average, a top ten player should not be jobbing in a depleted field where 8 players get through. If Boris Krcmar can get through, then so should Aspinall. He deserves a mention for his failure a.
Sixth on this long list is that obese hunchback, the rubber lipped cunt that stands there with his mouth open catching flies who won his first ranking title in a year, a lowly floor title, the lowest grade of ranking title for tourcard holders to win, and the pricks ego went into over drive saying people fear him. Do they fuck! Here is a guy that did not meet a single player in the top 25 on his way to the final on Wednesday, and then met Aspinall who missed multiple crucial darts. The following day hunchback again got the easiest draw possible drawing the likes of Jon Worsley, Andy Boulton, Ryan Murray, Hector Cake Heta, Miserable Gurney, and Matthew Edgar, not a single player in the top 20. Then he drew Cullen in the semis, the first player inside the top 20, and out he went as Cullen pasted the snot out of him, of course Cullen would do a chizzy and lose in the final, but it softened the hunchbacks cough. I cannot wait for the big TV events to see him choke again.
Seventh is Paul Nicholson. This spastic was intolerable as always on comms during the super series, and when I did listen it is clear how uneducated he is. My favorite this week was during the Scott Mitchell and Adrian Lewis match he said about Mitchell "I am not casting dipersions". It is aspersions you ignorant uneducated Geordie prick. As for you attending Q-school, I hope you get a slap of a bus on your way there. I never want to see you on my screen again, its bad enough having to hear you.
Eight : I will say this about Dimitri who averaged 72, and Chizzy who kept missing doubles, Gurney who blew a 4-0 lead and Aspinall who went down fighting, whilst they all lost, they all stayed til the fucking end, unlike that pathetic cunt Glen Durrant. I am sick to the teeth of every little fat cunt, short arse midget, clubfooted simpleton and other defectives that make up the sad bunch of BDO mushrooms who feel compelled to defend this cunt and his behavior, I am sick of he covid excuses, and every contradiction used to deflect from the truth.
As I have stated before this guy was in decline long before he ever got covid, and there are players who caught covid before him, and after him that have not used that excuse. I have no sympathy for him.
For every stupid cunt that says, they can understand him quitting the game, why did he enter then if he felt that insecure. Any person with even half a clue would have skipped the series, that I could understand, but once you commit to it, you should see it through, then commitment is not one of Durrant's strong points is it ? This is the guy that walked out of the bdo after he gave his word that he was "bdo for life" and took with him 300k in bdo prize money for winning 3 Bob Potter Salmonella centre cups. His word means nothing. It sure is very convenient the time he had to start defending money this should all happen. In fact you could argue his greed contributed to his own downfall. I saw this post on a forum and hard to disagree with.
Whilst I am on the subject of mushrooms, stuck in the past, who in their inbred stupidity thought the rabble and jobbers of the bdo were top players, the following over rated players all bombed and jobbed out in the qualifier. Not that I was in anyway surprised.
James Wilson
Mark McGeeney
Scott Waites
Scott Mitchell
Nick Kenny
Jamie Hughes
Geert de Vos
Martijn Kleermaker.
I thought these "Lakeshite legends" were all top players according to mushrooms, yet all of them are jobbing week in week out, some will be losing their tour cards and will not be missed one single bit by me, then I guess they were lucky to even win one in the first place, unlike Sheerluck, Jim Williams, Wayne Warren etc who were not good enough to get one in the first place. Yes ! the same Wayne Warren that rocked up to Q-school as the supposed "world champion". I still laugh at this, people calling Bob Potter Cup winners "world champion"...it will never cease being funny.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
I am sure some inbred autistic bdo loving gimp prick will read this and assume I am mocking looks or find something to get upset over, but this is about those with the temerity to try bullshit others and think people will believe anything.
1. Corrine Hammond....Spot the difference. Seriously ? If you are going to try bullshit those who don't know who you are, at least make sure your last real picture of you, warts, moles and all is not right under your profile pic.
2. Mem Martin....if she put as much effort in to her darts as she does in to trying to bullshit people she looks like the airbrushed thing in her profile, she might improve on her averages in the 30s and not embarrass herself on the oche.
3. Marc Almond Noppert said hello to new hair and did not wave goodbye to his old follicles either as clearly evidenced. Guess his confidence has improved his game. Ian Shite for example would need to be hairier than an ape to see any improvement in his game. Then being a baldy cunt did not stop the Right Said Fred tribute act of MVG and Job Cross winning world titles.
4. Sugar Ray, should have went to the same doctor as Noppert, then it might not look like it was stiched on by a 6 year old with a darning needle, and he would not have an axewound scar on his cranium. Seriously I have seen run down cottages here in mickland better thatched than that.
Then again these players are dealing with darts fans who for the most part are thick as pig shit, Take your average mushroom for example, who thinks not only is darts is a "Sport" but I saw some on a forum compare munter darts to tennis....let that sink in for a moment....the sheer stupidity of that notion. There is simply no comparison.
OTHER SHIT
I read that it is over 2 years since Chizzy won a title of any kind in the PDC, and almost 2 years since Ando won a title of any kind, plus over a year since Aspinall won a title
MvG ended his year without a title on Wednesday....so lets look at the contenders for the Slam
Wade won the UK open this year for the third time, a true ranking TV Major, and Peter Wright won a proper major in the Matchplay, but in the last few months have done nothing. Martin Schindler without a tour card has performed better than the #2 and #4 in the world in recent weeks such is their level. Maybe Krusty can make a run but I doubt it, Wade is winning nothing, his game is dog shit and his attitude lately seems to suck.
Of the 3 stooges of Chizzy, Ian Shite and Bellyboy, only Bellyboy made it to the slam, and he will job at some point.
Dimitri the Belgin twink is only good at winning in empty halls, and will choke when put under any serious pressure or has to face a munter.,
MVG's arse seems to fall out every time he faces a top ten player and long may it continue.
Gando looks done and dusted as any type of contender, besides he is bound to have his feelings hurt by something along the way which will lead to him moaning and threatening to give up the game.
Ryan Searle a scruffy half blind cheating prick that dresses like an refugee and more in need of wash than Steve Egarton failed to qualify
Barney the sugar dodger, he is just one leg away from a head shaking jamboree, combine that with his desire for attention, pitiful excuses, its a case of when he will collapse.
Right said Fred impressionist Job Cross who has as much charisma as Wez Newton in a bath tub of piss could be in with a outside shot, but hopefully not. Watching him is like listening to a Ratajski interview, it torture to handle.
Speaking the Polak, think he could go on a run, but he ain't good enough to win it, and to be honest, his slow pace is boring.
Merv King with more injuries, conditions an ailments than a Syrian makeshift hospital will huff and puff and inevitably bomb. Its what he does.
Joke Ullen is like Bellyboy, he will score well, lots of maximums, but has an empty trophy cabinet for a reason, because he is a choker when it matters.
Jose de Sousa is a good watch, but he had his lucky win last year,he wont get away with it again in a boisterous hall with crowds.
That leaves the pair of two legged Welsh pit ponies with a combined height of 10 feet 5 inches, and as appealing as a coal slide in Aberfan. It is hard to see past these 2, and if had to pick I would choose Price, but would love to be proved wrong.
In the end my hope is whoever wins it, will not be a slow cunt, has a spinal column, and don't act like a prick on the oche
I see few players , mostly Fatpot Lewis were discussing the state of the Unicorn boards on twitter Friday night. How long before the DRA Nazi party charge them for having an opinion and voicing it on their own personal twitter accounts.
Roll on the Grand Slam......and with Sugar Ray, Sulky Ando and Bellyboy in the one group....at least one of them is going out in the groups....Joe Davis who I thought was a dead snooker player is the other member of the group........better not mention people who are dead that played snooker on a darts blog, some tiny prick with a persecution complex will be reporting my blog again.
Til next week
