PDC Masters
Saturday: By the time I turned this on Merv King was 5-0 up against the modern Keith Deller, and though King took his time finishing it off, it was never in doubt. I was glad to see the back of the boring Cross.King was solid and finished with another ton plus average. There was no murmuring of him possibly getting the final spot as like others like Wade he is not in that clique the PDC favor. King was slated by many for his complaints that Cross was over the line on one double out shot. Whilst it was over the line, he was at such an angle it was not as he was nearer the board, read some comments where people complained it only served to make King look like a moaning bastard but the fact he won showed it was not a loser sour grapes excuse, so it was something he obviously felt should have been addressed. Then we had James Wade and Chris Dobey, with Wade dominating the opening session and bar a poor start to the second session Wade never looked in trouble, and wrapped it up with an efficient performance.You can always tell which players are in the PDC clique , they are the ones who no matter what the draw get the evening sessions,Look who was left out of the Premier League like Chizzy, Wade, King, Mensur etc, and surprise surprise, all the same players fucked into the afternoon session.
Then we had Mensur Suljovic against Nathan Aspinall and despite Aspinall not once ever leading in his game against Mensur , as well as Mensur missing 5 match darts, it was Aspinall that took the win. Last up for the afternoon was Chizzy, against the miserable cunt Gurney, and Chizzy was lucky to fall over the line in a last leg decider. He was brilliant at times but atrocious at others missing doubles and stray darts, typical Chizzy. At least it killed any chance of a Gurney PL selection chance.
The Evening session started with a great game between Adrian Lewis and Gary Anderson, with Lewis commanding the game and leading 7-3 at one point, but Ando hit a surge, and made a game of it, but Lewis held on....enjoyable game played at a good pace. Hard to imagine that it was 10 years ago they played each other in a World Final. Krusty against Shitlock was on next, and it was no secret I wanted Shitlock out of any equation where he had a chance to be selected for the Premier League. As usual by the time the first leg was over the board was coming apart after Shitlock's darts. To be fair it was a great watch and after Shitlock missed 2 darts to make it 9-9, that was it, Wright won. So gone was Shitlocks opportunity. To be fair Shitlock played really well and lost with a 105 average.
Cullen was up next against Vermin Price and Cullen and his PL aspirations were blown away and Price made it look easy, and last up was Jonny Clayton against Hunchback, and a shock looked on the cards when Clayton led 6-4, And at 9-7 up throwing for the match Clayton hit scores of 42, 60 and 58, whilst MVG took out 148, and that was the break, and MVG held and when it looked like Clayton fucked it, started the final leg with 6 perfect darts and wrapped up the win.
So Hunchbacks first game on TV since being raped by Chizzy is to lose to Claytons B -game, you would swear with all the shit that comes out of his mouth he was unbeatable. Even Taylor did not run his mouth as much as Hunchback.It was a repeat performance too as Clayton dumped the dutch prick out last year in the same comp.
Prior to Sundays action I watched an interview with James Wade where he said after his win over Dobey that “I have lost in two finals, I have lost in a semi final and in my opinion I had done enough to go through and qualify but obviously not as I'm not one of the choice picks and I'm gutted not to be in it.” Therein lies the problem, even the players themselves are well aware of a clique and how the PDC and Sky have their own favorites. Wade then added “I have a sneaky suspicion that Raymond Van Barneveld will be in it. I think Sky and Barry Hearn ( PDC chairman) will want him to be in it and that’s my honest opinion". Thankfully Clayton put the brakes on that.
I think it was an absolute disgrace that Barney was even in the conversation when players like Wade, King, chizzy etc are all more deserving. If you discount late 2006 to late 2007, those 12 months what has actually Barney done in his entire PDC career ? His last ranking tv major was in 2007, he has not won a third of what Wade has won,in fact his PDC haul is not much better than what Rob Cross has. Don't give me that shit how he won pub competitions in the scummy bdo, titles not worth a flying fuck and only mentally challenged people would consider that anything more than an amateur mickey mouse cup. The sweaty adulterous diabetic ex postman and attention whore has not even got a tour card. I hope he fails at Q-school.
As for the Sunday action, Mervyn King was up first against Nathan Aspinall who was lucky to get past Mensur Suljovic, and King was favorite for this at the start, but even I was not expecting King to win like he did. He even missed a match dart for 10-0. Aspinall picked up a few legs at the end but King thoroughly deserved the win, and kept alive some PL hopes for himself. Even with his form dipping at the end King averaged well over a ton yet again.
Adrian Lewis was up next against Vermin Price, and as expected Price won, but Lewis should be happy with his performances this weekend and from what I saw, Lewis will upset a few people this year. As for Price, he averaged over 105.
Krusty the Klown against Dave Chisnall followed that, and at the end of the first session Wright led 5-0, and a repeat of their last meeting where Krusty raped Chizzy 10-0 was on the cards. Any chance of a PL spot for Chizzy looked fucked.After the break Krustys game dropped by 10 points in the average in the second session and allowed Chizzy a few legs, but Krusty picked it up again and ran out the winner finishing with a 105 average. Chizzys inconsistencies showed again and he blew any PL chances.
Last up was Jonny Clayton against James Wade,and for me the game of the tournament and Wade started on fire leading 4-1 at the first interval averaging over 109, but Clayton came out in the second session and soon was back in the game, and Wade who led 7-3 and looked in control hit the skids, and Wade even had the darts to win the match 10-6, but Clayton stuck in and took it to a last leg decider, and took out 126 on the bull, it was a belter of a game and Wade would have been sick after losing that with an almost 105 average after Clayton hit 10 out of 11 on doubles for a 91% checkout rate. The game had 106 scores over 100. 47 of them scores were over 140. That was the end of Wades challenge for a PL spot too.
The semi finals kicked off with Price against King, and King was still in the game at 6-6 thanks to Price going to shit, after starting well, and it went to a last leg decider with Merv taking the win with a 127 on the bull and sending the world #1 and world champ packing. Second semi saw Krusty against Clayton. In the 8th leg, with 80 left Krusty went for 2 tops, and put all 3 darts outside the board, that was just stupid, and it cost him the hold of throw as Clayton broke and held for a 6-3 lead, but it was a great watch and deservedly went all the way to a last leg decider, the fourth time Clayton went to a deciding leg,and won this one as well. He now beat Wright, Wade, MVG and De Sousa in last leg deciders and was in the final against Merv King.
This now meant a new winner of the comp and the winner of the comp and both players not in the 9 selected for the PDC. I bet them cunts sky and PDC were not wanting this , and sure enough the news broke the winner of the final would get the final PL spot. Them assholes Sky and PDC had no option, there was no way they could shoehorn that sweaty Dutch cunt in now as they would face a backlash.
So the final of the "professional" Masters saw a delivery driver against a plasterer for a spot in the Premier League. The final itself was not the best, and King made a mess of a few legs, most notably when he had 80 left and went for the 16s and hit 7, and did not even get a shot at a double. Clayton won the final after a tournament average of 102. Merv did not play his best, then failing in a final is King's forte. Those trophies were horrendous, they were like something you would have got in the bdo, woeful looking.
In the last 12 months we have seen Dimitri van Den Bergh, Glen Durrant, Jose de Sousa all win their first PDC titles, and now Clayton. It seems darts is more wide open, yet we still hear the nauseating bullshit over and over how Bellyboy is a world class player, yet the fat cunt cannot win a title. Neither can Ian Shite, nor can Dave Dismal. Most dart fans are retarded cunts, they buy into everything they are told by comms. Some people actually believe the 3 stooges of Bellyboy, Chizzy and Ian Shite are "top players", I even saw one brain dead asshole claim Barney would be a good choice for a PL spot because....wait for it....he would put bums on seats. He actually said that. That tells you how retarded and brainwashed the inbred cunt must be. First off, the PL generally sold out regardless who was selected afterwards. As for this notion Barney is needed to sell tickets in Holland, again more bullshit as venues are sold out anyway in Holland, maybe because MVG will be there. Then there is the FACT Barney if he managed to haul his fat arse through Q-school would have said arse handed to him on a regular basis. People will believe anything comms say.
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Earlier this week I was asked to have a listen to the Darts Show Podcast, and went to check it out, and ended up skipping through mostly due to Thunder Thighs Turner being on it, what the fuck does she know about playing darts at the highest level.
The guy hosting the show showed his ignorance, as did Colin Lloyd who said Clayton's finishing of 9 from 10 in a best of 19 against Wade would never be beaten....it was 10 from 11 in a best of 19. You would think if you are hosting a show about darts and concentrating on a specific game you would get the most basic facts right before running your mouth and making a dick of yourself.I also enjoyed the Kevin Painter interview as always.
The show ended with Jaws being asked 5 questions and thought I would post them and his answers
In darts there will always be players who have a lucky run or have a period of 12 -18 months where they hit form, the game is littered with them over the decades, Rob Cross, the new Keith Deller a prime example. Being consistent for years takes a very special player, and that is why Phil Taylor and even MVG stood out from the rest as they could stay on top for years. Even Wade would win an odd comp, or do enough every year with finals to stay in the top 10 for almost 14 years.
I think MVG will eventually reclaim the #1 spot, people forget Price was MVG's bitch for years, its not that long ago MVG was 16 and 0 against Price, and Prices rise coincided with MVGs slump, if MVG hits form he will be #1 again. Its no secret I rate Keane Barry ahead of the over rated Rysz, and Bradley Brooks, I don't think he will win majors but he will impress this year.
This is where the wording of the questions are ridiculous, "surprise" star of the year....if you are picking someone to become a top player, then its hardly a surprise is it ? I heard Searle was now practising with Gary Anderson, and have heard the so called experts claim this will improve Searles' game because of what he will learn of Ando, for all we know, he might pick up Ando's bad habits and Searle might become a miserable whiny lazy bastard to add to his cheating.
As for most likely to win a first major, I have said it before the only way Smith, White, Chizzy etc would win a major would be was if Smith Chizzy, White and King were the 4 semi finalists and then the one that shat himself the least would win the comp.
This question of will Wright , MVG and Price dominate again ? Again ? Wright in 2020 as world champ had a shit year, in what universe did people think he was dominant ? MVG had one of his worst years , so how the fuck was he dominant ?
Even Price who won the Worlds was not dominant, in fact have people forgot that Price was actually lucky to win the Worlds ? People seem to have forgotten that Price needed a last leg shootout to get past Daryl Gurney AND Brendan Dolan at Ally Pally.
To me dominance of the game is when a single player rules the game, Taylor was dominant, MVG was dominant, but 3 players or more spreading trophies around is not what I would call dominance.
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Q SCHOOL
The main thing is darts this week is the hype for q-school and brings me to Barney, a guy that was in contention for Knob of the Week, a cunt who had zero respect for the game, and only hauling his arse to q-school in order to win a few pound to keep his new girlfriend and ex wife happy after his dream of milking the exbo circuit went balls up due to covid. A proven liar, a cunt reknowned for excuses, a player that received preferential treatment for years, and possibly the most over rated player in history, in fact he is not even the best dutch player ever.
So should the sweaty fucker manage to get a tour card, how long before the strop starts when younger and more hungrier players start walloping him in the early rounds of comps. I was happy the cunt retired, so as you might expect, I am not glad to see him possibly stinking up the PDC again.
The prick even stated that "he did not want to retire", as if he was forced or was someone elses decision. What a fucking geebag...check out his whining HERE
Due to restrictions in place a number of players have since pulled out of q-school, including John Part and Larry Butler
What I do find odd is that the majority of North American players like Mawson, Campbell, Gates etc are going to the Euro Q-school, Lauby and Baggish are going to the UK one. I thought they might have fancied their chances more at Euro Q-school.
There has been a fair few people pull out already, including the Telescope inspector Jamie Caven.
How is that income of your now ya cunt.Here is a guy that once went on a forum and challenged me to a darts match cos I said he was a giggling jobber as if he beating me in a game would somehow negate the fact he was a jobber. When that obvious fact was pointed out to him, he then proceeded to assume he was financially better off than I, by boasting he had more money. When another menber pointed out his career earnings after tax, expenses etc and how he earned no more than a fucking bus driver, he left the forum, how is that bank balance these days Jamie ?
The latest person in darts who claimed he wont be posting on twitter in a hissyfit is Glen Durrant. He spent months boasting about the number of followers he had, even posted this
Now it seems he is letting others manage his business, maybe a wise decision, afterall his tweets from a wehterspoons pub when he had the corona showed how thick he was. Besides, now that he is defending money, his time and effort would be better spent on preparing for upcoming events.
Speaking of which the PDC announced an upcoming Super Series event. I laughed like the cunt I am when i saw the name. I am convinced Barry Hearn chose that name deliberately now the bdo is dead. I still laugh thinking about that fat obese racist dead cunt Fatzmaurice and his cronies hyping the bdo super series event. Even years later some bdo defective cunts still thought there was a chance of this, one such simpleton on forums at the time prompted me to create these pics back then, and still as apt as ever.
I quite like the idea of players championships being grouped like this, said the same last year about the summer, Autumn and winter series.
With no BDO around anymore ...thankfully, and no bdo begging scum to contaminate the Grand slam of Darts, now is the year to structure the Slam where the entrants are genuine winners and runners up in proper comps, I hope the winner of this super Series, and possible summer one get a spot at the slam. I would prefer to see a winner of a genuine comp in the slam than some jobber prick who reached the last 8 in some depleted field.
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Knob of the Week
Knob of the Week goes to the stupid cow Fallin Sheerluck. This dozy cow who was one of the many cunts who run their mouth about equality, the munters being as good as the men and other absolute bullshit over the years has said there should be a "ladies tour". Interview HERE
I know she is obviously of council estate uneducated plebian mentality, but how can you claim to want equality, and then play in a unisex code, and when things suit you demand a "munters only" tour in a unisex tour.
You had a female only tour in the BDO and you turned your big nose up at it in the 02, but tried qualify for the Worlds in the unisex PDC, now you want the PDC to run a munters tour for you.
Fuck off you ungrateful bitch. If you are as good as you think you are you will get a tour card, and be able to beat the men, since you think munters are as good, and if you want equality, then you cannot get any more equal than the PDC who cater for all ages, sexes, colors creeds. If you are good enough you succeed and if then tough shit, the strong will survive.
Here is the issue, I have no problem with a ladies tour if there was a ladies World champs that they were playing for at the end of it, like they had in the backwards bdo, but this is not the bdo where there was a men's game and a munters game, this is the PDC where its a unisex code,of you are good enough come join, but having a qualifier that is specific to only one gender (in this case Munters) where the winner gets to play in a Unisex field is by the very definition sexist.
We have a big nosed hypocrite bitch who ran her mouth about equality now asking for favoritism towards one gender and she is too fucking stupid to comprehend this or understand the hypocrisy.. She is not wanting equality, she is looking for preferential treatment based on her gender, which is the opposite of gender equality. It annoys me when bitches cry about equality and the rest when they are not good enough, but pull the female card when it suits them. You cannot and should not have it both ways. And if anyone is not intelligent enough to grasp the point of this then go fuck yourself., as you too are obviously thick as pig shit.
