I remember Gerry Adams once said about the IRA said, "they haven't gone away you know". It makes me think of the BDO. The bdo is dead, and I am glad it is dead, my only regret is that it did not die sooner, but the scum and the inbred simpletons involved in the bdo from grass root levels, to superleague to county, etc are still involved in the game. These morons are not just under a different banner, be it the WDF, or these morons at MAD or the people under the UKDA which will no doubt be just as bad. The fools have not gone away you know.
If a darts code is run by idiots, you get a code full of idiots. if it is run by amateurs, you get amateur decisions. There is a saying "if you keep on doing what you always did, then you are always gonna get what you always got".
Step forward the aptly named MAD darts, who took the game to a whole new low this week.Aptly named too. We all know the mental cripple Paul Nicholson would work for anyone, and its no secret that asshole of epic proportions has a disturbing love for wrestling, but never could I have imagined his ideas would be replicated to the extent they were last Saturday, as MAD darts introduced Darts belts.
I laughed my bollix of at this and one of the funniest things I witnessed on screen since Ted Hankey was so pissed he fell asleep on TV and a walk on girl and had to shove him on stage, we were later told by midgets on a darts forum that Ted "suffered a stroke".
What I saw Saturday was comedy gold, even if it was not intentional on their part. MAD darts introduced belts, they now has a European belt, as well as a Welsh, English and Scottish one, and a World title belt.
We were told Wayne Warren was "hoping to retain" his belt. How can you retain something that was just created, as we suppose to believe this is the continuation of the Bob Potter Cup, has the WDF recognised this fiasco ?
Why was Wayne Warren playing a PDC challenge player in fat farmer Mitchell, what was the selection process ? P..p..p..p.p.p.paul Ho..ho ..ho...Hogan was due to play Manky Ted Hankey but sweaty Ted did a bunk and in came Daryl Fatton, and his averages in the 70s, which was enough for him to win the "belt" This was a real thing, an actual belt. I am still giggling like a cunt at this.
So it seems if you want a shot at this World title you must put up some money, so imagine my surprise when I found out that if someone wants to challenge the roofer for his belt, they must cough up FIVE THOUSAND FUCKING QUID !!!!
MAD is an acronym for Modern Amateur Darts. How in the blue fuck is this helping the amateur game or the amateur player ? To me this whole fiasco looks nothing but a cash game series where those people who can afford the thousands to stump up can play among themselves, that does nothing for the amateur player who the vast majority cannot afford to take part. Even if you could afford it, why pay 5k to win some piece of shit, cos that is exactly what it is, when for approx one tenth of that money you could enter the PDC Q-school.What happens if said World title belt holder is too good and no one wants to cough up to challenge him, suppose Phil Taylor thought I will have a go at this, wins said belt, who is the ex bdo ranks, not good enough for the PDC is gonna cough up 5k to play Taylor and lose. How is that helping the game ?
THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.
Yes I call it the greatest show on Earth, in fact I was calling it this long before even the PDC were calling it that., but hardly the first time my terminolgy is being used across social media.
The main news prior to the comp was the news London went to tier 3 and that would mean no crowds. A shame, not because the crowd would make any difference to me at home, but the financial impact it would have on the PDC, no one wants to see the PDC have financial trouble, but thankfully the PDC is professionally run, and unforeseen things like covid has not crippled them financially yet.
TUESDAY
First up was Steve West against Hapu from India. Personally I would have loved if Johnny foreigner won, promote the game etc, but the gulf between them in class and experience was obvious from the start. West was even poor by his standards, and was not troubled. Hapu was not the worst player I have seen on the Ally Pally stage, but he was not good.
Steve Beaton was up next in his 30th World championships, a new record...that is what we were told, except BDO lakeshite post split shit does not count as a world championship, never has, and never will, and no rose tinted nostalgia crap will ever alter that.
Beaten was up against the Brazilian Diogo Portela. Beaton was atrocious. Portela was already up 70 places to #119 in the OoM and after the win was up to #102.Beaton won 3 leg in total, and was surprised his average was as high as the 84 it was, it seemed even lower.
Third up was the game of the night I was looking forward to most, not because it involved a mick, but looked the closest game on paper. Keane Barry scored well but was shit on doubles and lost the first set, and then the second, and was looking grim, but Barry held and took the third set, and then broke early but could not hold his throw, but Keane broke again, and was throwing to level the match and missed 2 set darts, lost the leg and once Jeff held that was it. Enjoyable match.
Remember above I said take a look at the Wayne Warren pic with the belt and tell me you did not laugh ? Take a look at this fucking spastic.
Tell me again morons how darts is a sport and why this shit should be in the Olympics...give me another laugh.
The fucking disgrace then tried claim in his post match interview whilst rubbing his rib hard that he thought he broke his rib. Anyone that has broke or cracked ribs would know exactly what a lying sack of shit the retard is.
In a warped way, I am glad the guy who is world champ dressed like that so people can finally come to terms with what I have always said, Darts is not a sport, its a game, all be it a well paid one if you are good enough, but a game nonetheless, and should never ever be near the Olympics, and just because other stupid things are in the Olympics it does not validate darts being in it.
Another thing is, why was the child support dodging cunt Krusty allowed wear that shit ?
There is not only a dress code, but players have been fined in the past by the DRA Nazi party for breaking said dress code, so how in the blue fuck can that not be breaking said dress code, or is this yet another example of the preferential treatment and favoritism I have spoken about in the past that certain players get ,whilst others are punished for slight breaches.?
In fact the PDC issued a ruling that even the fans were not allowed dress up in fancy dress, but somehow that wannabe Scottish dickhead can go out there dressed like a geebag looking for attention.
WEDNESDAY.
A decent looking afternoon session on paper, and Sedlacek against Ryan Joyce looked tasty. Joyce was defending quarter final money from 2019 and the pressure was on. Karel took the first set with ease before Ryan returned the favour and took the second with ease. The next 2 sets were a decent watch before we got the 5th and deciding set.Sedlacek looked to have won it as he led 2-0 in legs, and had 2 match darts, but blew the match darts and it went to a fifth leg with Joyce throwing for the win. Joyce with 106 for the match hit treble 20, and then missed the 14, and then hit treble 17 and bust his score, with Sedlacek on 66. Karel then missed tops for the match, but got another visit and missed another 3 match darts. Joyce won what was the best game of the comp by a country mile at this stage.
Ross Smith a player I enjoy watching was on next against David Evans, and despite missing a heap of doubles Smith hit then when it truly mattered to lead 2-0 in sets. Evans missed a set dart that could have made it closer, but Smith wrapped it up 3-0.Third up was Willy O Connor against Neils Zonneveld. O Connor won the set with ease, despite a 110 checkout by Zonneveld after willy missed a set dart and took the next set easily too, even with more missed doubles. O Connor will get praise for winning but Zonneveld was very poor as Willy wrapped it up 3-0. I skipped almost all the studio analysis when i saw Thunder thighs giving her "expert opinion"....fuck that for a game of Indians.
Next up was Dobey against Jeff Smith, and again was hoping for another Jeff win, if only to see what excuse Dobey would come up with this time. Dobey came from 2-0 down in legs to end up missing a dart for the set, and Smith took out 86 on the Bull for the first set. In the second set it was Smith who came from 2-0 down and missed a set dart, but the difference was he got another go and was now 2-0 up in sets. In the third set, Dobey missed double 16 for the set, before smith made it 2-2 in legs and Dobey made sure and took the set.
In the fifth set Smith left 16 after 9 darts and did not get a shot at it as Dobey made it 2-0 in legs and was now flying and favorite to level the match in a top quality standard set. So again we had a match that went to a fifth set.
Smith was decent but Dobey really upped his game and was the best I saw Dobey play in yonks as he wrapped up the final set 3-0. For an early round afternoon session it was quality stuff.
Any respect I had for the fat cunt Lloyd went out the window when the blubber bellied bastard was diagnosed with woke-ism as he started spouting utter horseshit and had the gall to claim the munters game had strength in depth. Just fuck off and die. I am sick to the eyeballs of this shit. We would see later with no crowd there to boo and put off the male player, how the munter would do.
The evening session on paper looked atrocious, not a single game appealed to me. Hopp against Mathers was abysmal and it was looking like the first average in the 70s, but the jobber improved and finished with an average in the 80s, then we had the autistic cunt Rydz with the worst "hairstyle" in darts against another southern hemisphere jobber. It looked like someone "ironed" the hair on the johnny high forehead of Rydz, and his opponent looked like an Aussie version of Barrie Bates without the gimpy limp. Credit to Aussie Bates, he threw well and took the second set 3-0 to level the match but it was only delaying the inevitable. Off went the audio when Tommy Cooper lookalike Lisa Ashton was on, the rimming was just too much to take.
It was a decent first set, which Tommy Cooper won on the Bull after Adam Hunt missed a set dart and was averaging 106. Ashton was averaging 96, , in the next set, Ashton maintained her level, but so did Hunt and he won the set with ease., and leveled the match, where he should have been 2-0 up.In the third set throwing for the set, Ashton threw 24 darts and still had not a shot at a double, Hunt broke and held despite 5 earlier missed set darts,. and led the match 2-1.
I then turned on the audio to hear the seeth as the averages nosedived.Ashton to her credit started the fifth leg in a set she had to win with a maximum, and won the set with an 11 darter, so on to the last last set with Hunt with the throw.
In the third leg, after Hunt missed a dart at a double Ashton bust 130 after missing double 5 by inches. Hunt held and broke to win the match as Ashton missed 3 darts at double 16, and Hunt took out 120. Ashton did well, but make no mistake the better player won, you would swear the way comms were going on she was beaten by one of the best players in the world. Hunt only averaged something like 94, 3 points more than Ashton. We were then told how great it was for her to qualify....they forget to tell you that she had a munters comp specifically created so she could qualify, they left that part out. Why let something like the truth get in the way of this hype and bullshit.
I have nothing against Ashton the player, but glad she is gone so we would not have to listen to that pc woke bullshit until Deta would play and shit herself again on tv. Good fucking riddance.
Then we had the Brazilian tranny looking jobber Portela against the Toxic Avenger, and even the Covid spreading Durrant would have no trouble disposing of Diogo, and I wanted him gone, sick of the poncy cunt doing more crying than Aaron Monk.
I switched it off and watched the second half of West Ham and Palace. I am sick of Phantom of the Opera and Hunchback constantly getting the piss easy draws in every comp and had no interest in one of the biggest jobbers take on one of the most boring players in the PDC. Was no surprise when I checked the score that the useless crying cunt Portela finished with the lowest average of the entire comp at that point....79.. Glad I missed it.
I read on a forum the virus spreading cunt then kept putting his darts in his mouth during this pandemic, then left his darts in the board during an interval, the same darts he had in his mouth, so Diogo could not practice, what a fucking cunt thing to do. Sticking the darts in his mouth during a virus pandemic and throwing them should be enough to have him fined, and leaving them then in the board to stop others practising. Was someone expected to touch them and take them out of the board for him after the snot picking covid spreader had the things in his gob ?
THURSDAY
Madars Razma against the Japanese player Suzuki was dire stuff, Suzuki missed a heap of doubles to win sets, it was another game where the averages were in the 80s, but felt like it was worse. Up next Mike de Decker against Edward Foulkes a guy with a Japanese mum and Welsh father, in a game where I was not holding out much hope., so when the Taffinese player won the first set 3-0 with an average over 102 I was surprised. The standard dropped as expected, but Foulkes led 2-0 and averaging a respectful 93. De Decker missed 2 set darts in the third set, and Foulkes broke and threw for the match and wrapped it up 3-0, and screwed over a load of peoples bets.
Ilagan and Murray was a decent afternoon watch if only high 80s averages. The usual norm for first round games, last up was the game of the session on paper, but when gurney started on fire and ran off the first 2 sets this looked over early, and gurney missed 4 match darts for a 3-0 win, but somehow Willy got a chance and took the set, suddenly willy woke up and rattled of the 4th set, and Willy was throwing in the final set, but once willy missed a double to lead, and Gurney broke and then held and it was all over after that....good game.
The evening session started with the stupid bitch telling us the winner of Jamie Lewis and Luke Woodlouse plays De Sousa, another example of her being employed only cos she is a woman, its certainly not on ability or knowledge. You would think a simple thing like know who is fucking playing would be a basic requirement for the job.
Jamie Lewis turned down a shot at the bull with Woodlouse on 145, and he paid for it as he took the 145 to break, and he held throw to win the first set. Woodlouse hit a 3rd ton plus checkout in the fifth leg of the second set to lead 2-0 and that I thought would be it, but Lewis took the third set and surprised me by taking the fourth as well, even if Woodlouse was averaging around 8 points more. Lewis then threw an 11 darter to break in the fifth set and started the leg he needed for the match with a 180 and won it with another 11 darter.
Boris Krcmar was chucking some good stuff lately so was not surprised he won the first set with ease and a ton average. He then went off the boil as Ron rattled off the next 3 sets. Krcmar's game just disappeared.
Searle against Lauby looked good and Searle flew out of the blocks and won the first set with ease, and the second set in the fifth leg, Searle missed 2 match darts, and Laby took out an awesome 148 for the set....game on. Searle still averaging well over a ton took the third set. Searle scoring was immense, but it went to a fifth leg in the fourth set, Lauby throwing for the set, or Searle looking for the win, and Searle missed 5 match darts, and Lauby leveled the match 2-2. This was a great game.Searle missed more match darts, a total of eight, before returning to wrap it up. Lauby finished with an average of 88 and unlike some games where it seemed lower,Lauby seemed to have played better than that.
De Sousa versus Ross smith finished off the night, and when Ross took the first set 3 zip comms were acting like this was upset of the year on the cards.Jose picked it up and got better as the match went on and won the next 3 sets. Ross missed doubles to win crucial legs and paid the price.
FRIDAY
First up was Micky Mansell against Kiwi Puha. Mansell calls himself thr "Cyclone" I have felt a draught under a door have more impact, this bored me to death and the kiwi came away from this with less legs than Toon Greebe and an average of 79.
Then we had Darius Labanauskaus against Chengan Liu, who had a 78 average as well. Darius played well for the bulk and finished with a decent 96 average....but a one sided shit game.
Then we had a lad from my neck of the woods Teehan against Wayne Jones. I wanted Jones to win, always came across as a decent guy, never understood this parochial bullshit you must support the player from your own country...why ? Fuck nationalistic pride, just cos you come from the same place as me don't mean I have to want you to win. Nothing against Teehan, but he has as much charisma as Wez Newton. When Wayne Jones is the most charismatic of the players on the oche you know you are in trouble. The first set was deplorable stuff. Jones won it 3-0 in legs with an average in the 70s.In the second set Jones took out a 143 checkout, the first 143 checkout at Ally Pally in 4 years and hit a 118 to follow but Teehan held his throw to take the set where both players averaged in the 90s, a vast improvement. Jones took the 3rd set with a 12 darter in the deciding leg. The 4th set went to a deciding leg like so many other matches this week, and Teehan throwing for the set and despite 3 missed set darts, Teehan made it 2-2 in sets. Jones had the throw in the deciding set, and when he broke that was it, as he wrapped it up 3-0 after hitting a 177 and 170 in the final leg.
And for the thick cunts reading this who think you must support a player from the same area as you, go fuck yerselves. Supporting someone based solely on where they come from is a form of racism. I support players I like not because of where they come from. I don't hate MVG cos he is Dutch or Price because he is Welsh, I hate them because they are fucking pricks.
Next up was Dave Chisnall's mental twin Jamie Hughes who has a world ranking higher than his IQ, he took on Adam Hunt who dumped out Ashton earlier in the week. Hughes lost the first set , not even getting a shot at a double and averaged 72. It was not like hunt was impressive. Hughes came out and won a leg after the break but Hunt rattled of 3 on the trot to make it 2-0 in sets, and it was hard to believe Hughes was the seed here as he was still averaging in the 70s.This ended 3-0 and the seeded player was not just beaten, he was destroyed. Hughes averaged 75, it was the lowest average of the entire competition.
It was a shit session that saw 3 players average in the 70s and get walloped 3-0. When Wayne Jones and Teehen was match of the session you can guess how bad it was.
Was not expecting much from Bradley Brooks who recently won the youth world title in a shit match, but he came out of the blocks against Dirk van Duijvenbode and won the first set with an average of around 110, and wrapped up the second set and led 2-0 in sets and despite a few missed doubles was still averaging 98. When Brooks lead in set 3 it looked grim for Dirk but credit to him he turned it around and won the next 3 legs to take the set, game on again and it was quality stuff. Dirk then made it 6 legs on the trot and leveled the game 2-2 in sets, and despite Brooks averaging higher, it looked like Dirks to lose. Dirk missed the bull for the match, but returned and wrapped up the match winning the last 9 legs on the trot.
Yet again a munter showed why they should not be hired, in the interview with Dirk the stupid bitch claimed Dirk won 8 legs on the trot....wrong it was 9, then asked why he changed his set up and flights, before Dirk said he did not, and she went silent like a spaz.
A fucking world championships and they have hired thick bitches who ain't got a clue, more ridiculous pc bollix.
Comms told us how Hendo lost a load of weight, not on his head he didn't....he has a huge head, not as big as a clubfooted simpleton from Birmingham, but huge none the less. I reckon Hendo's head weighs more than Bradley Brooks.
Hendo played Marco Kantele,and Kantele is shit, Hendo won the first set easy, and then missed a mountain of doubles to wrap up the second set, and threw away 3 legs, and Kantele leveled the match averaging 72.Hendo took the 3rs set as expected, then the Finn started to play better and went 2-0 up in the 4th set....but Hendo scored well, hitting 4 maximums in the set and yet again it was another match that went to a fifth leg in the 4th set. Hendo missed a match dart, before the Finn leveled the game. In the final set, 4th leg Hendo missed 2 more match darts, and after Kantele missed darts to level again. Hendo returned and wrapped it up. Kantele's 79 average was the 5th average under 80, and the 4th that was 79. Jamie Hughes was still the lowest of the comp.
Fluke Humphries, the oldest youth in history was on next against Paul Lim, who is close to the oldest player in history. I had little interest in this, and saw Lim missed a heap of crucial doubles, and no real surprise Fluke was rattling off the sets. Then Fluke choked. Lim won a set and surprisingly even took a second set, and in the final set, at 1-1 in legs, Fluke Humphries missed 12 darts at a double, but Lim was just as bad, and missed a heap but did win the leg and was in the lead for the first time, and throwing for the match, but Fluke hit a 7th maximum and even missed a dart at a double, but Lim sent him packing. This was a choke worthy of Chizzy, Bellyboy and Ian Shite.
Last up was Smithers from the Simpsons against Arthur Scargill, Wade against Rydz. When Mardle is tipping Wade to reach the final at least, that's like putting a hex on him. Wade wore a pair of shoes that would not look out of place on that fuckwit Krusty. it was a pair of red and white clown shoes. Wade took the first set without any trouble, as Rydz averaging 68 did not even get a shot at a double. The second set went all 5 legs, with Rydz averaging 16 points less than Wade, and when Rydz missed 3 set darts, Wade stepped in and took out 100 for the second set, and to be fair deserved the lead. There was a huge gulf in class at this stage. Rydz did manage to break throw to stop Wade winning the set 3-0, but Wade broke right back and wrapped it up 3-0 in sets. Rydz was shit, a 78 average that was even lower than Portelas, and the second lowest of the comp. It was like a practice game for Wade who was given no interview. What a surprise.
Tuesday and Wednesday saw not a single average under the 80s, Thursday saw the first and only average in the 70s.
Friday saw 5....3 in the afternoon and 2 in the evening session. I think that might be the record for the most sub 80 averages ever in a day.....even if there was 8 averages 90 or over. The worst average of the entire competition was by a player who reached 2 lakeshite semi finals. A player that was called world class by some mushrooms.....let that sink in.
This was a tweet from The Independent this week which I found funny
On the topic of twitter, I thought I would give my opinion to some questions I was asked.
The BDO was on life support for years, it did not take being a genius to realize the bdo were fucked. How long was Bob Potter going to keep bailing them out ? Potter is no spring chicken, and when he pops his clogs there is no certainty his wife would want to associate with the uncivilized scum of the bdo. They had to leave Lakeshite at some point, they should have left BEFORE hiring that useless cunt and his husband Bo Selecta and he blew 3 quarters of a million quid.How those people are not invistigated for criminal fraud and negligence is a surprise.
As for Popcorn Teeth, Lakeshite just about worked, not because of Sue Williams but despite her. Lets not forget Popcorn Teeth drained the BDO when she was flying off to places like Las Vegas on the bdo expenses for "fact finding missions", Lets remember Sue Williams did not set up the Lakeshite deal, Olly Croft did, and Popcorn Teeth, Spineless, the Selectas' etc all sat on their hole thinking Sponsors would just come to them. The BDO got exactly what they deserved, just a pity it was not sooner.
The BDO is deader than Croft. Sportotal are going to court to have BDO Enterprises closed down in an effort to recoup what they are owed. Hopefully this will lead to a fraud investigation against BDO limited, where money was switching from accounts. Remember when Des was offering £40k to the counties that remained loyal to the BDO ?
Where is that money ? Did it go back to the counties ? Will it go to pay of some of their debts ?
As for the website, when the BDO was alive they would not update the site, the Selectas are more concerned in trying to sell tickets for an event in turkey, despite them racially insulting turks in the past.
Even the bdo Masters is now returning under the WDF banner, where it is to be held in Holland in the same venue that hosts the Dutch Open. Maybe next year John O Shea might consider giving back the trophy, although I think its not the WDF's either, so should keep it anyway.
The WDF announcement HERE.
Now for some other stuff across social media. Saw this on an Irish forum that has some of the most inbred mick savage mutants you would ever come across. This was not sarcasm, and it even got "likes"
Then there was this by John Part who seems to be growing fatter by the hour.
Of course being darts there will never be a shortage of sycophants suck up pricks quick to rim any player of "personality" in darts, so right away this low IQ pleb spouts this.
Some people are so fast to rim players they simply ignore the most obvious things, and still the idiot had to again respond.
Thats it til next week, on Christmas night. Have a Merry Christmas
